You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.
This is the best Disney can come up with to save themselves from the clusterfuck of the star wars trilogy. Also you are now aware he looks like Tobias Funkë.
That would've actually been watchable. This? I've got to pour bleach into my eyes now because of this. Will shoulda ended his career sometime in the mid 2000s, you can't convince me otherwise
Kinda sad that the quality of their work seems to be decreasing as their control over the industry. I guess it's to expected, though. Why give a shit when you lack major competitors because you've bought them all? What else are the capeshitters/manbabies/children going to watch?
I bet it's only going to get worse. Sad that any kid born recently hasn't seen a real classic original property (and yeah I know plenty of disney is ripped, but off of folk/fairy tales, not old movies that proved they could sell tickets).
Like no wonder they globbed on to Frozen. That (and Moana, although it wasn't as popular) was all they've gotten. Maybe Inside Out, as well? But I really don't see them as on the same level they used to be over the last decade. Maybe it's pure nostalgia talking
Did you know The Secret Life Of Pets made almost a billion dollars and was one of the most successful movies of 2016?
Somebody is going to come along out of nowhere with 2D or 3D animation and BTFO of Disney. Disney used to have a handle on that with their boy Pixar, but what has Pixar given us lately? An Incredibles movie where all the voice actors sound 80 years old and the plot is the first movie’s plot but stupider? Nah fam. Some autistic kid with Blender bout to make billions.
Well, I like it. Genies aren't supposed to look friendly. They're supposed to like unnatural beings. Smith's head is far to small to be the genie in real life.
To be fair, even Robin William's mug super imposed over that body would look absolutely terrible. Which is great. A blue wish granting genie pretending to be your friend should look creepy.
No Hao friends! Just came to say that Aladdin is a Chinese story that was appropriated by muslims! We currently teach them appropriation is wrong in communal camps where they’re served all their beer and (pork)hotdogs they can eat! It like baseball for Americans and they have lots of fun!
Anyways I need to get back to work! Zàijiàn! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ/)
I'm anticipating the white 'problematic and oppressive' wokers will have something to say about the implications of a blue figure with ethnic features.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-11
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1 anaxamandrus 2019-02-11
Hawt.
1 Perrero 2019-02-11
T H I C C D A D D Y
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-02-11
I want to rub Genie's lamp, if you know what I mean.
1 Barrack-HusseinObama 2019-02-11
This is the best Disney can come up with to save themselves from the clusterfuck of the star wars trilogy. Also you are now aware he looks like Tobias Funkë.
1 acidoverbasic 2019-02-11
Ikr why the fuck does Will Smith look like David Cross
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-02-11
That would've actually been watchable. This? I've got to pour bleach into my eyes now because of this. Will shoulda ended his career sometime in the mid 2000s, you can't convince me otherwise
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-02-11
Disney is doing just fine, you aren't seriousposting about Star Wars are you?
1 Barrack-HusseinObama 2019-02-11
No, Rey is based and redpilled
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-02-11
Das rite
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-02-11
their film profits are down 63% from last year and I assume that’s the only Disney product anyone in /r/drama consumes
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-02-11
Disney is an enormous company, and they're doing really well.
But if you really want to make a point about Star Wars go ahead nerd
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-02-11
film profits, not Star Wars
1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-02-11
I can understand about this. Scat porn is a limited market
1 xthek 2019-02-11
no wonder Masterlawlz is talking about this, dude uses women as toilets
1 MagicHoudini 2019-02-11
I will serious post about space capeshit as much as I want mOM YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND MEEEE REEEEEEEE
1 Red_of_Head 2019-02-11
Aren’t the two movies they put out literally some of the highest grossing films ever?
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-02-11
Look what they did to my boy.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-02-11
lmao
1 TooLateRunning 2019-02-11
mfw
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-11
what the fuck happened to the disney of my childhood?
not to sound like a boomer or curmedgeon, but i grew up with lion king, aladdin, beauty and the beast, mulan, etc...
this shit looks like a low budget porn parody
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-02-11
You grew up, nerd. Shut up and stop watching kids' movies.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-11
Kinda sad that the quality of their work seems to be decreasing as their control over the industry. I guess it's to expected, though. Why give a shit when you lack major competitors because you've bought them all? What else are the capeshitters/manbabies/children going to watch?
I bet it's only going to get worse. Sad that any kid born recently hasn't seen a real classic original property (and yeah I know plenty of disney is ripped, but off of folk/fairy tales, not old movies that proved they could sell tickets).
Like no wonder they globbed on to Frozen. That (and Moana, although it wasn't as popular) was all they've gotten. Maybe Inside Out, as well? But I really don't see them as on the same level they used to be over the last decade. Maybe it's pure nostalgia talking
1 2938_throwd 2019-02-11
Did you know The Secret Life Of Pets made almost a billion dollars and was one of the most successful movies of 2016?
Somebody is going to come along out of nowhere with 2D or 3D animation and BTFO of Disney. Disney used to have a handle on that with their boy Pixar, but what has Pixar given us lately? An Incredibles movie where all the voice actors sound 80 years old and the plot is the first movie’s plot but stupider? Nah fam. Some autistic kid with Blender bout to make billions.
1 actualstrawman 2019-02-11
On the contrary, it seems like they've got the millennial market covered.
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1 Ghdust2 2019-02-11
my sides are in the andromeda galaxy
1 HardIsLife 2019-02-11
Looks like a cheap porn remake
1 ManBearFridge 2019-02-11
Lmao this looks like a horrible shop. Is this from an actual clip?
1 Ghdust2 2019-02-11
Yep, [showed during the Grammys.] (https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/disneys-aladdin-gives-first-look-at-will-smith-as-genie-watch-1185103
1 Named_NPC1 2019-02-11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbTa0VUl3s0
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-02-11
Robin Williams died for this.
1 Krombopulos-Snake 2019-02-11
Well, I like it. Genies aren't supposed to look friendly. They're supposed to like unnatural beings. Smith's head is far to small to be the genie in real life.
To be fair, even Robin William's mug super imposed over that body would look absolutely terrible. Which is great. A blue wish granting genie pretending to be your friend should look creepy.
1 kowbrandt 2019-02-11
That’s not the point it just looks like low budget porn dogshit
1 keeeeshawn 2019-02-11
The best Will Smith since Shark Tale
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-02-11
For some reason it actually looks racist
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-11
Holy shit he went full blueface, what a racist.
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-02-11
his acting career is over
1 GandalftheChromatic 2019-02-11
HOL UP...
SO YOU SAYIN...
WE SOME KINDA...
NOSTALGIA CASHGRAB??
1 Cringeutopia 2019-02-11
Is Disney the most creatively bankrupt studio in America?
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-11
Probably
Except that one studio that makes knockoff movies hoping you’ll think it’s the popular one
1 Cringeutopia 2019-02-11
I guess the occasional Pixar original is a saving grace for this studio but even then the last really good Pixar movie was Inside out.
Though I do find it impressive that Disney doesn't receive as much flak as other creatively bankrupt big corps online.
1 BeiberFan123 2019-02-11
No Hao friends! Just came to say that Aladdin is a Chinese story that was appropriated by muslims! We currently teach them appropriation is wrong in communal camps where they’re served all their beer and (pork)hotdogs they can eat! It like baseball for Americans and they have lots of fun!
Anyways I need to get back to work! Zàijiàn! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ/)
1 Metatron58 2019-02-11
fucking hell it's even worse than I imagined.
1 myusername_sucks 2019-02-11
That's gonna be a big yikes
1 MG87 2019-02-11
Wow
1 VelvetDreamers 2019-02-11
I'm anticipating the white 'problematic and oppressive' wokers will have something to say about the implications of a blue figure with ethnic features.
1 GoatseIsHot 2019-02-11
Looks like a Na'vi reject.