Excuse me for a sec while I spam the sticky bar with a personal question (but at least one that will create drama)

1 2019-02-13 by DarqWolff

How many of you remember xxxtentacion? Something occurred to me today. I suspect the type of person that would pretend I must treat females poorly is also the type of person that would be a xxx defener so I'm taking a poll. Can't wait to see the results.

209 comments

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Reply to this comment if you think I'm a rapist/pedophile/harasser/etc and you think xxxtentacion was innocent/didn't deserve to die

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Reply to this comment if you think I'm a rapist/pedophile/harasser/etc but you think xxxtentacion was innocent/didn't deserve to die

1 TreLoon 2019-02-13

https://i.imgur.com/6hwQm3H.gif

1 furrthur 2019-02-13

XXXTentacion played gatar vro he made songs about feeling sad and stuff he was taken from this world too soon LLJ 🕊🙏

1 DoesntSmellLikePalm 2019-02-13

x was a king, God’s gift taken away from us too early.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if at least one of you is as retarded as I thought most of you are

1 DoesntSmellLikePalm 2019-02-13

I’m just trying to give you that sweet release of confirmation bias you begged for since you’re trying so hard to justify your pedophilia. No one here cares about x you fucking neckbeard. The only people who would defend him are in high school or are too busy watching shitty sad simpsons edits on YouTube.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

too busy watching shitty sad simpsons edits on YouTube.

That imagery. I feel like this reference is enhanced by not fully getting it.

Anyway, reaffirming a confirmation bias doesn't have a "sweet release," breaking out of it does. I thought that was pretty common-knowledge-level psychology.

1 DoesntSmellLikePalm 2019-02-13

reaffirming a confirmation bias doesn’t have a “sweet release”

Yes it does lmao that’s why confirmation bias happens, people hate being proven wrong. People love being right, so people will try their hardest to reaffirm their beliefs.

breaking out of it does

“In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any 12 year old girl’s breasts. But because, I am enlightened by my own intelligence.”

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Not only is what I said common knowledge, but you'd have to have something seriously wrong with you to honestly respond how you just did, to where either you get a feeling of release from reaffirming a confirmation bias and you think that's normal, or you've never felt release in your life and you don't know what it means.

More likely, you do know what release means and you also know people don't get it from reaffirming a confirmation bias, you're just not honest, even with yourself, and you need something to lie to yourself about that makes you feel smart and lets you pretend some smart person lost an argument with you.

1 DoesntSmellLikePalm 2019-02-13

sweet release

Man you’re really fixated on that, huh? Why? Saving your own special sweet release for your next victim?

but that’s a retarded strategy

That feeling of being right does feel good, doesn’t make it smart to be wrong.

smart person like me

🤔

1 RealJackAnchor 2019-02-13

this basically

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Reply to this comment if you think I'm a rapist/pedophile/harasser etc. and so was xxxtentacion, good riddance

1 elephantofdoom 2019-02-13

It's the centrist option.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

If it's the most popular option, I'll be pleasantly surprised at the consistency and respect all of you a considerable little bit more.

1 elephantofdoom 2019-02-13

Also, you can just make this thread invisible, finish setting it up, and then make it live. No need to show us your pathetic, non-green polls.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

It's astounding that you took the time to type this when I didn't even take the time to do it when it is something that takes less time to do than it does to type a complaint about. You have some real work ethic.

1 elephantofdoom 2019-02-13

Not a work ethic, just OCD.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Dude you're not supposed to tell people. All people like us have to avoid seeming 100% lazy is if we pretend the extreme lengths we go to over bullshit are signs of "work ethic." You're fucking it up for me too

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

Slamming this so you can get XXXed yourself

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Interesting, looks like my hypothesis was wrong.

1 TreLoon 2019-02-13

https://i.imgur.com/6hwQm3H.gif

1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-02-13

Here you go

1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-02-13

t. me, an enlightened centrist

1 ElegantConvictionAdv 2019-02-13

yessir

1 Nom_Chompy 2019-02-13

You’re probably borderline pedo/creepy. I don’t buy it 100%. Same for xxxtentacion but I’m slightly more convinced he deserved to die.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

This makes you less retarded than I thought and makes me consider maybe slightly caring what you idiots think of me

1 Just_A_Lurcker 2019-02-13

I'm also still on the rope about it. I've read up on alot of threads etc. And it's hard to desern between things that you've said and things that people say that you have said. I'm gonna stay neutral on my opinions as no one has the full info on anything. It could be that you're a troll, it may not. But one thing I know is that you've only really admitted to being attracted and wanking it over a 17 year old. In my country this is legal so I don't see the problem

If the 13 year old one is true then I'm unsure. It seems that you've only claimed to have an attraction and never actually seen porn of the age. If that's true then it's wrong, but you cant help how you think, just try and control it. If you have indeed seen porn of that age then I would advice you to go and get help. But I also understand that it is basically a death sentence for a pedo

Now...if the 10 year old puberty thing is true then I would really advice you to get some self-help (doesn't require you to go in person, there are sites online to help) in order to explain why we have the age of consent laws we do. It is true that biological maturity comes at the start of puberty, but a person doesn't mentally mature until they are 25. 11 - 13 is classed as too young, whilst 25 is too high. Therefore,16-18 are used as a middle ground age of consent for this. At that age you are classed as both biologically and mentally mature enough to consent to sex

At the end of the day, I just find this all very interesting and would like an input from you on your thoughts about this subject (and also to clear it all up as it's hard to seperate the truth from lies. Only for me though, I doubt anyone will see such a comment. And if you made one the immature horde are going to downvote you which is a shame)

1 LongPostBot 2019-02-13

Sorry ma'am, looks like his delusions have gotten worse. We'll have to admit him,

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1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

I'm also still on the rope about it. I've read up on alot of threads etc. And it's hard to desern between things that you've said and things that people say that you have said.

No it's not. One of the few things about me that even my haters can recognize as real is my refusal to delete posts out of concern for controversy. If there's no proof I said something, you can just assume I didn't say it.

But one thing I know is that you've only really admitted to being attracted and wanking it over a 17 year old. In my country this is legal so I don't see the problem

This makes you a pedo according to most people here.

If the 13 year old one is true then I'm unsure. It seems that you've only claimed to have an attraction and never actually seen porn of the age.

13 is a pretty borderline form of attraction. It's somewhere in between how you can think a kid is cute and how you can think an adult is hot. It's not like I can look at a 13 year old and want to fuck her. But if a 13 year old sent me nudes I would think it's hot so it is attraction I guess. There is no "help" for this except maybe closure, and if you're telling me to "get help" you probably wouldn't tell me to get closure on my issues from that age.

Now...if the 10 year old puberty thing is true

What's true is I said a girl can be hot after she goes through puberty except there could be exceptions like if a 10 year old was through puberty. /u/Steve_French has been pretending I said I'd fuck a 10 year old and now there's a whole new wave of people taking this way too seriously sending death threats and shit. It is really silly that this sort of confusion is possible when everyone should have learned by now to check if there's actually evidence for something before believing whatever a random stranger says, but I guess if people who don't grasp that would learn it, there wouldn't be any Trump haters left.

1 LongPostBot 2019-02-13

That degree finally paying off

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1 Just_A_Lurcker 2019-02-13

Thanks for clearing that all up, makes more sense now. I agree with you in most areas

And whilst you can't get definite help, you can strengthen control

Also fuck the people giving you death threats, but at this point it's what I expect from society as they think pedo=child molester which, after reading into it, isn't the case

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Edit: also are you sure it was that persons account? They haven't posted or commented in 8 years

I must have spelled it wrong or something, definitely a Steve French with some character in between

1 Just_A_Lurcker 2019-02-13

Ah ok, probably that guy with the paedo hunter flair. Definetly in denial about being a pedo themselves

1 pepperouchau 2019-02-13

1 temp_vaporous 2019-02-13

🙌

1 Heydammit 2019-02-13

Yeah this probably makes the most sense, especially with a name like that.

1 charming_tatum 2019-02-13

I seriously don't think you're a rapist or pedo but maybe you have an unhealthy obsession with underage women. With that said, the toy being a pedo meme is funny. As far as X goes, his ex testified that he did a bunch of fucked up stuff to her and there is recorded evidence of him st least admitting to abusing her in general and also stabbing a bunch of people so yeah, he's a piece of shit

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Thank you for chiming in while being serious and thoughtful, this very much helps me stay sane.

And yeah, I definitely do have an unhealthy obsession with underage women. Honestly though, all this shit has helped me with it, not that sheer force is the most helpful way to help someone, but it has worked a bit. I'll never really change, I missed out on shit when I was a teenager and I firmly want it all paid back more than my mind would ever change on, but it's a lot less intense than it was before /u/Steve_French & co. spent months aggressively shaming me on it

1 charming_tatum 2019-02-13

You'd be amazed how much a healthy relationship with a mature person can improve your dating habits. Sure, you're gonna fail the 1st few times but if you find that that type of relationship is something you want then you'll start to making the necessary changes to sustain one. Dating is all about failing until you don't and a relationship that ends isn't necessarily a failure. It's also ok if you don't makes those gains until your 30's, most people have a huge transition between 28 and 32

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

I doubt anyone is going to want a relationship with me in the next few years while I'm too traumatized and fucked up for a casual thing and not available enough for anything serious while I'm straight up dedicated to saving up for a Lamborghini for my ex. I'm lucky to just have one mature, attractive female acquaintance who trusts me at all, idk where my mental state would be without her. Actually, maybe I get the exact help you're talking about from having that instead of what you're saying, because if she did want a relationship with me I would just be destroyed by insecurity instead of getting all this benefit I've been getting out of it mentally.

1 charming_tatum 2019-02-13

Lol just fake it till you make it bro

1 DrZerglingMD 2019-02-13

How the fuck are you going to afford a Lamborghini? You do know with you're record and credit history that they won't let you walk out without a GPS tracker and a fatttttt down payment.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

I finally got some money in the stock market so now all I have to do is avoid severe brain damage and I'll get rich eventually just by not being retarded

1 DrZerglingMD 2019-02-13

You're insurance rates will be through the roof, you're gonna be only able to get The General insurance.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Obviously part of the money to give someone a Lamborghini as a gift includes an extra cash pile to cover the insurance and insane maintenance costs for a while

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-13

And yeah, I definitely do have an unhealthy obsession with underage women.

This will be exhibit A in the inevitable court case where little Sally Sanders will have to point on the doll where you expressed your libertarian views on her.

1 RealJackAnchor 2019-02-13

The fuck did you miss out on as a kid? Diddling 13 year olds in a movie theater?

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

Well he does diddle 13 year olds

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

The simplest way I can explain it to you that night satisfy the level of curiosity you're at least pretending to have is: when I was a teenager and the only girls who liked me at all and recognized me for who I was were generally girls with daddy issues who would reject me in favor of guys who were either older or just douchebags, I figured since I couldn't be a complete douchebag, I would have to wait until I was old enough to be one of the older guys they can actually be attracted to for being nice or caring instead of preferring a douchebag like they did with guys their own age. I was pretty much right, sadly. I didn't realize this would be compounded by abandonment issues stemming from the few girls that did show interest in me around that age. Were you actually curious enough that you still have anything to ask or would I just be wasting my time answering you any further?

1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-02-13

Why are there any other options?

1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-02-13

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-13

You deserve to be in the same current physical state as XXX

1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-02-13

Yes

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Reply to this comment if you think I'm innocent and so was xxxtentacion and maybe explain yourself too you sex criminal apologist

1 TreLoon 2019-02-13

https://i.imgur.com/6hwQm3H.gif

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Reply to this comment if you see I'm innocent and you saw xxxtentacion was a piece of shit

1 TreLoon 2019-02-13

https://i.imgur.com/6hwQm3H.gif

1 htmlcoderexe 2019-02-13

Reply to this comment if you think /u/DarqWolff is definitely a pedo, but have no idea who that other person(?) is

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

Yeah I'll say he's a pedo

1 SethLJM 2019-02-13

That's a yes from me dawg.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

The other guy was a horrible spouse abuser and rapist and shit who got murdered over it, so the point of interest to me is regarding the people like /u/Steve_French who see me as an actual sex criminal and pretend I would hurt someone, while your question (because you didn't know who the guy was for context) focuses more on regular people who don't know English very well and just call me a pedo for being attracted to teenagers, not the ones that actually pretend I'm a whole different person.

1 htmlcoderexe 2019-02-13

1 PJmath 2019-02-13

????????

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Use your words

1 Morialo 2019-02-13

Guilty until proven innocent. I'll wait for your reply on pornhub.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

If you're saying xxxtentacion was assumed guilty until proven innocent, either you're a retarded rapist or you need to read more about the case. He was very much proven guilty.

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

You'd fuck a 10 year old, you're a pedophile

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

I wonder if I'll ever not want to comprehend how the fuck this is the thing you care so much about. I really wish you'd open up and let me understand what is in it for you. I'm always open with everyone, including you, and you as an individual aren't being deserving of it at all with how completely unwilling to share anything from your end you are. I get that with your issues it might feel dangerous, but do you think I haven't felt endangered with this shit too? I wish you'd just for a moment be brave.

1 GeauxHouston22 2019-02-13

just make out already

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

I'm not under 13 so he's not interested

1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-02-13

You could RP.

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

I didn't think about that tbh. We could RP cops and robbers but instead of me it's the actual cops and instead of having sex with a child, /u/DarqWolff gets bussy blasted for 10-25 years

1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-02-13

but instead of me it's the actual cops and instead of having sex with a child, /u/DarqWolff gets bussy blasted for 10-25 years

I was going to say this isn't really RP, but I realized the real RP would be in jail. Playing the long con. Noice.

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

Really putting the RP in prison RaPe

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

Because children shouldn't be raped and that's what you want to do

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Is it all just a joke to you? I mean, I sit here thinking of myself in this subreddit as the Comedian from Watchmen, but you're making me worry the real title holder is hiding in plain sight and it isn't me.

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

All anyone sees when they look at you is a neckbeard felon pedophile

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

So, the Comedian from Watchmen?

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

If the comedian from watchmen rapes children, then yes, that could be used to describe you

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Lol I gave you so much ammo and you dropped it immediately. This really killed the mood for me.

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

Maybe you should look at some of the child porn you have to get you going again

1 Sauzebauze 2019-02-13

Wow. So many good lines in these threads.

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

You new here or something?

1 Sauzebauze 2019-02-13

Yezzir just stumbled upon darqwolfs dumpster fire of a post history. My God man. Surprised he isnt locked up yet really.

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

Yeah, /u/DarqWolff sucks so much ass as a person

1 Sauzebauze 2019-02-13

It's really kinda incredible

1 charming_tatum 2019-02-13

Smh my head, Drake murdered him, he even dry snitched in his rhymes and X made a post st one point claiming if he is killed Drake did it

1 Andlat_Vard 2019-02-13

fuckin pedo

1 refrigenatron 2019-02-13

At least XXX made music that appealed to some people. What have you done, libertarian-sexual?

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

My unfinished music appeals to some people too, and probably not even fewer people by percentage than his, which is sad when his consisted of finished products.

1 refrigenatron 2019-02-13

probably not even fewer people by percentage than his

Unless you're not counting teenagers and mayos as people, his music 100% appealed to more people than yours.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

LMFAO THIS PERSON DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT BY PERCENTAGE MEANS

1 refrigenatron 2019-02-13

If you mean a percentage comparison of people that have heard your music and enjoyed it to people that have heard XXX's music and enjoyed it, you'd still be delusional to think you have anything approaching an equal share unless you have only shared your shit with friends and family.

1 Non_Pirater1879 2019-02-13

spotlight uh

1 SpotNL 2019-02-13

Post it.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

this is the least finished, furthest from music thing I could find in my file library and it still probably appeals to a higher percentage of those who have heard it than anything xxx ever had made for him

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-13

This sounds like it was made by a schizophrenic child rapist.

1 YoureRuiningAmerica 2019-02-13

That should be played in Gitmo torture chambers

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

That's higher praise than most people would ever give xxxtentacion

1 SpotNL 2019-02-13

Yeah, you're right. At least this made me chuckle.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Yeah chuckle in nervousness at my chad raw lyricism compared to your virgin Smashing Pumpkins musical stylings

My music is the material they're talking about in "The Metal" by Tenacious D

1 SpotNL 2019-02-13

Yeah, sure. That would be it.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

You could just imagine the sort of lyrics I would spit on that beat and they had you sweating because you couldn't imagine lyrics that good. Welcome to the rap game, bitch

1 BlacJeesus 2019-02-13

Not gonna lie, this made me wanna give up listening to future bass forever.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

That's a big compliment

1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-02-13

You replied to the comment that says you are a pedo? An admission?

🤔

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

He's admitted it so many times

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

I obviously fit your retarded definition of "pedo" I just think you're retarded for pretending the dictionary definition of a word doesn't matter, especially when it's actually a serious issue you're disregarding just to create new issues by circlejerking and witch-hunting.

1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-02-13

So what definition of pedo do you want to use?

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

The actual mental abnormality of being attracted to children as opposed to the unusual and icky-to-some-people thing of being attracted to adolescents of reproductive age

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

Let's cut right to it.

Why do you want to fuck kids? When will you stop molesting young girls?

1 Eelsofwood 2019-02-13

look at what he's up to over on an alt

https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/aq5ofq/not_all_heroes_wear_capes/egdt3lg/

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

Is that confirmed to be him?

1 Eelsofwood 2019-02-13

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/anz2g3/rdramas_totallynotapedophile_moderator_bullied/eg2iv5b/?context=3

and i mean, look back through it. there's no way it's not him. he's into pee apparently.

1 clevergirl_42 2019-02-13

So you're an ephebophile...

1 pepperouchau 2019-02-13

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-13

He's a pedo

1 Power_Incarnate 2019-02-13

Yes

1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-13

Pedo for sure

1 Heydammit 2019-02-13

I mostly support this one.

1 Andlat_Vard 2019-02-13

this man speaks only truth

1 degorius 2019-02-13

8==D

1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-02-13

Didn't he use to identify as a lolbertarian? If that's not an pedo identifier then i don't know what is

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

XXX is better because at least he has the common courtesy to be dead. /u/DarqWolff isn't that courteous

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-13

The difference is that one is a threat to all women around him, indulges in self abuse and is generally a pox on western society. The other is dead.

1 Damuel 2019-02-13

Ofc

1 niggerpenis 2019-02-13

👍

1 UrMouthsMyShithole 2019-02-13

Nice username lol

1 YourWaifuisShit666 2019-02-13

1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2019-02-13

1 OpticalJesu5 2019-02-13

I don't even know him but sure why not

1 BlacJeesus 2019-02-13

u/Darqwolff why don't you reply to this comment? Didn't you admit to being a kiddie diddler yourself? 🤔

1 Arruz 2019-02-13

think

He pretty much admitted it, there is little space for debate here.

1 curiousthecatisdead 2019-02-13

Peeeeeedooooo.

1 Non_Pirater1879 2019-02-13

i know about this one chief

1 le_epic_xd 2019-02-13

Oui

1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-02-13

which one do i reply to if I'm confused

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

What are you confused about?

1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-02-13

where the gussy is

1 seenten 2019-02-13

Somehow worse than Lawlzposts

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

https://imgur.com/1amfqp5

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

You're the person whose answer to the poll I care most about, yet also the person whose answer I care least about. Whatever makes all the time you put into this worth it for you, I guess that means you're accomplishing it.

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

👏 Pedophiles 👏 like 👏 you 👏 need 👏 to 👏 be 👏 destroyed 👏 in 👏 Minecraft 👏

1 TreLoon 2019-02-13

Prepare to be hunted

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Are you old enough to be on the internet?

1 TreLoon 2019-02-13

Back off pedo, I am NOT interested

1 Sauzebauze 2019-02-13

Hahaha. Hahahaahaahhhahaaha. Wow

This was good.

Hahahahha

1 hufusa 2019-02-13

LMAO seriously tho

1 jonesyb 2019-02-13

You're not a very stealthy paedophile are you. I don't think I've seen one out in the wild before. I dunno, you'd think you would try to be a bit more covert. #peadosgottapeado

1 wwyzzerdd 2019-02-13

I'm going to start a patron to shave him regularly.

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

Chainsaw shaving, but the barber has Parkinson's and also hates pedos

1 wwyzzerdd 2019-02-13

Maybe we need to look into some sort of full head laser hair removal (maybe even body).

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

Extreme body modification, free of charge

1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-13

Is that actually him?

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

Yep

1 phedre 2019-02-13

Bring back Lawlzposting.

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

You don't like pedoposting?

1 WarSanchez 2019-02-13

DarqWolff is for the kids

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-13

yeah you know you like it

1 EasySchmitty 2019-02-13

Idk but he’d be safe for a child to be next to. OP on the other hand🤔🤔🤔

1 NormanImmanuel 2019-02-13

Literally who?

1 RollBread 2019-02-13

Sounds like a rapper.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

You mean, sounds like someone that pretends to be a rapper. Like, I know exactly what type of person you're saying that name sounds like, but it's not like you can name any examples of that type of person who actually write rap, so it's pretty dumb of you to call them "rappers" unless you're going to call everyone that ever uttered a sound rappers too.

1 RollBread 2019-02-13

Yeah he is definitely a rapper.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Who?

1 RollBread 2019-02-13

Figure it out professor.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

There's no way to, we were only talking about one person and then you brought up someone else while only calling them "he" and being no more specific than them having a career multiple people have. Stop being such a fucktard and then acting like it's someone else's fault for not being able to read your mind. Or, more accurately, stop saying retarded shit that you know is incorrect and being all vague and disconnected from your own fucking statements. If you care so little about reality that you can't handle the idea something you say might be incorrect or misguided, don't waste peoples' time with your words. Seriously - why the fuck am I supposed to owe you the two seconds it takes to hear you repeat your LITERALLY, not figuratively but

L I T E R A L L Y

C O M P L E T E L Y

UNFOUNDED

disagreement with me pointing out to you that the dude isn't a rapper?

Go fuck yourself to death. I'm so tired of sharing a planet with your kind.

1 PJmath 2019-02-13

This dude having an episode lmao

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Either you've never encountered me before or you have absolutely no idea what "having an episode" means

1 shadowbannedlol 2019-02-13

This dude having mid-season 12 episode arc lmao

1 Turtle_shell_wok 2019-02-13

You thought it was just filler but it never fucking stopped and that character never left.

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

Pedophile rage

1 RollBread 2019-02-13

How many of you remember xxxtentacion?

Yeah he is definitely a rapper.

Watch out guys /u/DarqWolff coming through.♿♿♿

1 alphetasauce 2019-02-13

I laughed when xxxtentacion died and I still think you make the world a worse place.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

We have both of those things in common.

1 alphetasauce 2019-02-13

May I suggest you go steal another car and go hotbox in it so when you're caught again you can go be with your kind and leave the rest of the world in peace?

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Wouldn't that be just as bad as stealing my boss' money to hotbox my own car right now?

1 alphetasauce 2019-02-13

I want you to go to prison.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

I'm pretty sure no judge would ever be that harsh, county jail seems like the worst realistic possiblity

1 alphetasauce 2019-02-13

You're not a teenager anymore Holbrook

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

But have you ever heard of an adult going to actual p r i s o n either over possession of child porn of their own ex or common publicly available nude imagery or consensual gonewild posts or really absolutely any form of child porn other than the actual child abuse imagery that the laws are intended for?

1 GeauxHouston22 2019-02-13

jesus christ dude I feel awful for the state-assigned attorney who ends up working with you.

1 VioletBroregarde 2019-02-13

heh yeah me too after all those specific illegal actions he's committed

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

I feel like Holbrook would fully admit every single law he broke, but then argue that what he did doesn't count as breaking the law because he was retarded from a young age

1 Sauzebauze 2019-02-13

Let's face it, this guy clearly has some mental issues.

He could be considered retarded.

1 RealJackAnchor 2019-02-13

But have you ever heard of an adult going to actual p r i s o n either, just over possession of child porn of their own ex

Nigga you gotta stop confessing to crimes on the internet lmao

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-13

Molesting young girls didn't make the world better, so stop doing it

1 SSBB08 2019-02-13

How clever did you think you were to change the wording of your preferred option to "if you see" rather than use the words "if you think" like in all the others?

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

None, why would that seem clever?

1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-02-13

bring back pinging or I microwave my kitty

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Working on it. Have been working on it ever since the other mods first fucked it up. Please spare the kitty

1 respaaaaaj 2019-02-13

I can't fucking wait till the FBI gets you, you actually just made me want a new lalwz sticky.

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Lol @ you thinking it would be the FBI. If anything happened to me it would be the local police and there is absolute zero chance the FBI would even have spent 10 minutes being involved. The average FBI agent has jerked off to more child porn than me.

1 FunkyFreshMeme 2019-02-13

I'd just like to say you strike a fantastic line between bait and serious posting

1 DarqWolff 2019-02-13

Thank you, I spent years working hard to hone my craft before it became so second-nature.

1 recriminology 2019-02-13