the only deity manlets can relate to is a baby lol

Fuck, just when I was starting to feel better about myself 😢😢😭

Mods should never feel good about themselves, ever.

Well then you'll be glad to know that my lack of vertical reach is a constant source of frustration for me.

I would also have accepted fentanyl dependency in addition to manlet status.

I've been clean for years now. I don't need a fenty addiction in addition to my inability to reach high cabinets.

abandons personal commitment to the mayocide

Very uncool.

I'm killing myself slowly with Reddit, instead. Plus I have no plans to reproduce so I'm still doing my part.

Pretty sure the manlet status already ruled you out of the breeding stock, regardless of your intentions.

But good for not doing drugs 😊

🤔 you know, I hadn't considered that. See, I'm all good!

I do commend you doubling down with moderating Reddit tho. Offspring unconfirmed, confirmed.

I gave up some power but I couldn't give up all of it. What else would I have in my life? Certainly not kids.

Maybe you're not all bad.

Aww thanks 🤗

I'm not malicious. We ask only compliance with the mayocide.

And I serve it. I still mod r/fragilewhiteredditor.

Why did you repeat yourself with such a silly name as /r/redditorredditorredditor

Okay I fuckin lost it at this 🤣🤣🤣

https://imgur.com/2yKlnt4

Delete this. I'm not joking. You're only allowed to post the shitty version.

Manlet

Soyboy

Color me shocked

Well you really shouldn't be.

hey retard, Cupid makes other people fall in love.

he doesn't make people fall in love with him.

you're still an alone manlet.

I still love you BBY 😘 Us manlets need to stick together.

It's ok big guy. You wanna play magic the gathering?

Cmon, yes you do

You smell like you do

Uncalled for

What? Cupid got married

Doesn't that make Cupid the ultimate cuckold

This is the one time a Lawlz sticky is actually better than the one it replaced.

I was being generous.

Cupid is just a boy going through puberty. He’s the little god of desire. Venus is the goddess of love.

No u

Venus is the goddess of being a cheating ho

Once you've dated me, it's mathematically impossible to do better than me in selecting another mate. After breakups, my ex's have endured the likes of terminal brain cancer (no bullshit), suicide by lethal injection, decades of psychotherapy, prison time or in other milder examples have become gay or settled for men who in some way or another reminded said ex of me. You will never do better than me.

Yeah. Me.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BlXE43OnqR1/

i like this because it's someone trying to make themselves seem great by saying "well at least i don't have brain cancer, don't have a mental illness and am not a criminal!"

lol what a catch.

well at least I'm not brain cancer

And while that ex was dealing with brain cancer, he felt relieved that in death, he wouldn't have to remember her

https://imgur.com/2yKlnt4

That's incredible resolution tbh. Never seen it in that high quality.

It's over for OPcels

WLMJ6D7

I.imgur.com/wlmj6d7

imgur.com/wlmj6d7

What is that? Doesn't show up at all in imgur

It was the original lawlz link

Somebody’s still bussyblasted Phedre isn’t responding to their flirting

I hope Cupid shoots a nice girl for you, Lawlz. Just dont pull a Pluto because consent is a requirement now

Whose your Valentine today?

I like how her neck looks like a second vagina

Top tier blowjobs

zhcyiD9

Hey /r/drama, did you ever realize that Cupid, the Roman god of love, was a manlet?

"It's a god: it can be whatever it wants to be."

-Dr. Egon Spengler, 1984.

anything under 7 feet is manlet.

tfw a manlet refers to Eros as Cupid

Romans were manlets and all southern europeans still are manlets, with a manlet attitude and a manlet religion

He went on mass shooting sprees with that bow and arrow of his didn't he?

You realize Cupid is so ashamed of himself that he demands his lover never see him and keeps the lights off.

Manlet's actions make it easier for real men to get laid.

Tale as old as time.