Daddy does it

1  2019-02-15 by Baconlightning

385 comments

You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.

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Absolute Madaddy.

This is the most terrifying empty gesture we as a society have ever witness. This darkest day in human history won't be forgotten about six years from now. Turn to your left and hug the person nearest to you. Mine is a cat.

sauce?

It's light sarcasm. If you think this is unironic pasta then the burger education system has done its job.

This but unironically

Mine, too ๐Ÿฑ

Another win for the chuds

A lot of this was just a weird rambling address about what should presumably be a pretty grave circumstance to issue a national emergency but that's just his 'oratory style' so whatever.

What I found more strange was him basically seeming to be justifying informally to the scotus his basis for national emergency, like they need that and aren't just going to read all past context etc. And then at other times basically laying out how it will be challenged and probably defeated in a scotus case. And even stranger, outlining that it was a political policy campaign promise, and that the reason the wall hasn't been funded or built yet is 'because he was new to the job' and 'other people that should have stepped up didn't step up'.

Also played one of his greatest hits that the economy of the previous administration was 'going south real fast' until he came in and now it's up. Reality is just an abstract concept

Nice agenda post

Nice agenda post

I guess summarizing, paraphrasing, and directly quoting the president's speech is agenda posting now?

Itโ€™s not centrist enough. Say Hillary has a fatass or something and then itโ€™ll be cool.

Hillary thicc

Calm down Ben

you heard him!

It actually is agenda posting though. You aren't making fun of it or shitposting about it, you are being 100% serious. Go to a political sub or SRD if you want people to critique this essay you wrote.

Also putting any real effort into a post here is too much TBQH ๐Ÿ˜

it's only agenda posting when it's not the agenda i like

The COPEcels are getting antsy because they've been screeching about the inevitable impeachment for literally years now and daddy STILL hasn't been arrested reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

SOONtm - Mueller LOL

The only retarded copecel here is you REEEEEEing in response to 5 separate top comments because they targeted daddy ๐Ÿ˜ค

Do you think that this is Gramps Ticktock? It's definitely a boomer.

I know about Grandpa ๐Ÿ•’tick๐Ÿ•žtock's๐Ÿ•ฆ newest alt after he an heroed his recent one (https://reddit.com/user/AnyCopy/overview). That's not him.

Hey look, its that fat "pregnant" chick who thinks killing babies is better than being forced to live outside of a gated community filled with mayo's on the west coast.

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-------> C O P E <-------

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(but for fucks sake, stop pleasure feasting! Americans have to pay for those food stamps you flaunt around wal-mart. Those mobility scooters are for people much fatter than you, as well. Stop being so inconsiderate! )

C O P E C O P E C O P E

It's like your mom dropped you as a baby, then accidentally dropped the dictionary on your head when she was trying to explain 911 what the red color coming out of your skull was.

Still in the anger phase?

Let me know when you reach C O P E

Hey gramps! You know that calling somebody fat doesn't work if it's not true, right?

eeeewwwwww

This agrees with my political viewpoint but itโ€™s still a seriouspost.

Did you get lost on your way to /r/politicaldiscussion or something?

What a boring post ๐Ÿ˜ด
Here's a sub that you'd love ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ /r/SubredditDrama ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ

We've got the best stats, fam.

It's over for open-borders-cels.

Also, I hope this sets a precedent where a left-winger in power can use this to get funds for something less gay. I doubt they'll have the guts to do it, but still.

we just need to get a left-populist in there and then BAM

literal war on coal

west virginia killed my dog

The west virginian insurgency would be fascinating to watch on r/combatfootage

Instead of hearing Allah arkbark on every video we get stuff like "Dale Earnhardt rules!"

That and โ€œGet โ€˜er done!โ€

โ€œThis ones for Kid rock!โ€

I thought Dale was a lib. Or at least a daddy-hater.

I would make fun of you for knowing the politics of a race car driver, but then I could probably do the same for game developers. Quick, someone who is without sin get in here and stone us both.

It was a brief news-cycle thing in 2016. I swear I have never ever ever watched rednecks turning left by choice. Only horses. (I grew up across the river from Ken-kentucky.)

This but unironically. Obamacare got massacred by Congress but as an executive order, we'd have free healthcare

It's never free retard.

Yeah yeah taxes idgaf

Yeah fuck it just don't pay them lmao

cope

Dude obama lmao

Get back to work wagie.

You're not my real boss

obamacare was dumb just do single payer like everyone else

t. someone who doesnt pay for doctor visits

WOW I've never agreed with you before.

I dont know how to feel

I dont know how to feel

Threesome?

What if I just watch while you take turns with /u/captainpriapism and /u/burnitdownsyndrome?

MODS HELP RAPE

they sure do

But captainpriapism will probably stay hard all night long tho

honestly im pretty shook

never thought Iโ€™d see the day that the CAptain would be unironically based

It's kind of upsetting that the US healthcare system is so fucked up that a hardcore daddylover thinks it's dumb

wow who knew you were a commie all this time

Obamacare was dumb just so single payer line everyone else

This but entirely unironically. Private insurance only works if you have a good employer that puts you on a good plan, and costs would go down if the government was the only payer because of negotiation power

we have both here, you get covered automatically but can pay for more from private providers optionally

when i was in my early twenties that shit helped me out massively

optionally

The government keeps slashing Medicare so much that private health is becoming a necessity

Wait you're not American? Jesus Christ that is some dedicated Trump cock gobbling.

lmao why do sensitive types always say this, i dont think ive ever even said a positive thing about trump

theres a big difference between support and saying all his detractors are limp wristed ineffectual faggots

Dumb fundies, how about the enlightenment of a ((hybrid)) system? Dying n shit? Public. Boobs n genitals?;Private. Govt mandate, stingy capitalist costs

Australian medical master race

๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰ You're alright by me, chief

Isn't single payer the retarded shit that Canada does and public option is the Chad rest of the developed world?

England does single-payer too.

I've been seeing the "t." thing and I'm not bright enough to figure out what it means from context? lil halp?

just imagine it says "signed" or "sincerely" or some other sign off like that

That's what Mr Chappaquiddick tried

Most countries don't do single payer.

yeah i mean actual countries like the first world

The trouble is that partisan retards have this hazy idea in their heads that all of Europe is exactly the same and it's 100% socialist and either heaven or hell. I've seen zero interest from anyone I know on the left about how health care works in continental Europe, Japan, Korea, etc.

True. Now that the precedent is set you could probably declare a state of emergency over anything that's ever killed a few people.

State of emergency over the continued existence of m*yos when?

free healthcare

should probably kill urself if you unironically use this phrase to describe any healthcare system

Yeah yeah taxes idgaf

should probably kill urself

no

coal is killing itself by being more expensive than cheap chinese solar cells, even with tariffs.

BuildAWallers ftw

Commie mommy will turn everyone into dark-skinned futa catgirls ๐Ÿ˜

inshallah

I feel like I have a need to say that I want it unironically.

Semen stocks crashing, the south rising

lol

Unilateral executive action is not new. Obama torpedoed a bipartisan immigration deal and created the DREAM Act through executive order.

Bush was dragged into court by Dems for his executive actions.

Clinton declared more national emergencies than Bush.

This sub needs to read more.

I mustve missed the part where Obama declared a BS national emergency to get domestic legislation pushed through.

You certainly did miss pretty much every accepted scholarly analysis of the executive branch since Bush pissed off libs with his EOs.

Gotta hit the books before you throw down, brah. You are so far out over your skiis I cant stop laughing

Oh man, you totally showed me with all your pseudo-intellectual psycho babble completely free of facts or sources.

I submit!

Sources on r/drama? Neck yourself

Hey man, DDF started the agenda posting. Be less a victim.

I'm sure r/politics will appriciate the whining

By all means head on over and have a go.

"No u"

lel

posts unironically in /r/politics

Lots of stuff must be /r/iamverysmart to you....

Seriousposting DDFer in /r/drama

You implying people are more retarded than you is the highest level of comedy you can provide.

Stop being retards then...

no u retard

peak Trumpoid bantz right here ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด

no u retard

no u retard

peak Trumpoid bantz right here ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด

No shit. The retard also posts in default subs. That's a big yikes

Its like you cant read.

lmao

Look at yourself linking sources and calling people serious posters in the same breath you mong.

You are so far out over your skiis I cant stop laughing

jesus christ this is pathetic

Somehow, reading this post caused me to be chemically castrated.

chemically castrated

I'll put that as a win in my book.

implying you can write

God reading your posts in this thread is insufferable. /u/ComedicSans deport this 14 year old pls before I have to spank you for not doing your mod duties

I looked up the definition of "insufferable" and found an interesting result:

a commonly used adjective to describe a faggot who cries to the mods when xirs mental safe space is violated

Okay that was a clever quip you can stay now. We wouldn't want r/subredditdrama to have all the teenagers I guess.

"I'm so not bad I'll bring up gays and trans people for no reason"

Daddy's bois cant do any better, it's not their fault

You're trying wayyyyyy too hard.

Huh, are you pizzashill from a mirror dimension or something?

how old are you

is skiis like a brand of mineral water or something

It's almost like there are different types and degrees of unilateral executive action and conflating them all is fucking idiotic. A president has never used it to appropriate money over the objections of congress afaik

this sub needs to read more

R E A D A B O O K

Please educate yourself honey.

But not too much or else youโ€™ll realize itโ€™s fucking idiotic to compare sanctioning foreign actors and the like to this shit

gradualism

constitutional rot

See: harry reid nuclear option-->cocaine mitch nuclear option

The executive branch going all pacman is only possible because Congress is more concerned with woke takes for their twitter feed than actually doing their jobs.

or

daddy is retarded

lol

iirc the only time something similar has happened was with Nixon when he tried to impound money (aka, refused to spend money that was appropriated by congress for a purpose) for political reasons, and in that case the scotus ruled against him, upholding power of the purse being reserved to the congress.

It's not a perfect 1:1 example, because in this case he was refusing to spend money congress told him to spend (instead of trying to spend money congress has not appropriated for a specific purpose), but it's basically as close as we got, the core issue being can the president use his executive authority to override, circumvent, or otherwise usurp the power of appropriations from congress. This is slightly complicated in this case by the addition of emergency power considerations (which is itself a can of worms).

the core issue being can the president use his executive authority to override, circumvent, or otherwise usurp the power of appropriations from congress. This is slightly complicated in this case by the addition of emergency power considerations (which is itself a can of worms).

The way I see it, emergency powers give the president the ability to authorize any military construction that he wants and they even have a giant bucket of money already allocated for this. Not the wall specifically, but a giant bucket of cash for miscellaneous building projects. It's more or less his to spend how he wants.

It's more or less his to spend how he wants.

To deal with emergencies, which this isn't

Daddy trump gets to pick whatโ€™s an emergency not you sweaty

He already said it's not an emergency though.

Luckily for him the actual act of declaring an emergency is what matters and not his dementia induced ramblings

It will probably hurt his case when it goes to court

Nah the argument is gonna be about where the money came from and shit the courts have basically deferred all judgement to the executive they wonโ€™t override their call (see trump vs Hawaii where the lower courts blocked him but then the Supreme Court said go for it your the boss, boss).

Basically congress is so afraid of its own shadow they decided to give the president the power to do a lot of shit without them back in the 70โ€™s so they wouldnโ€™t have to worry about defending tough votes during re election. Every other president has basically had the decency not to be a dick about it but trump is gonna trump

ha jokes on you, daddy will just lie

C O P E

It's more or less his to spend how he wants.

As evidenced by the Nixon impoundment case, that's not quite the reality, though the president does have some authority to reprogram funds from executively administered departments; the caveat being the normal way to do this has been to negotiate this with the relevant congressional budgeting committee

The way I see it

:puts on retard hat:

over the objections of congress afaik

What objections? This was the ideea of Mitch McConnell lol

TIL mitch the bitch is congress.

Itsalmostasifcels OUT

I said 'like!'

Totally, completely, 100% different.

It's almost like

OUT OUT OUT

It's almost like I'll leave...almost...

Kinda but not really. In every case it's a singular person overriding all existing statues to push their bullshit.

They haven't, because the Constitution clearly states that fiscal matters are for Congress, so it follows that micromanaging already-earmarked funds from them is a no-no (as to whether that still stands in current year is a toss-up). Since when have these "people" ever cared about anything other than amendments 1 and 2 though?

this sub

reading

Yikes fam ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช

truf

but drruuuuuumpf

This is literally done by every president for the past few decades. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_emergencies_in_the_United_States

Me? Read?

What are you, gay?

Lib war on climate change when? Hopefully president AOC will use this precedent to nationalize the energy industry and truly become commie mommy

I unironically plan to emigrate (legally) in Burgerland in the near future just so President Commie Mommy can keep me in the WH dungeon as her lolpet.

Please do

t. Canadian oilcel

Your choice of candidate is asinine, but I love this plan! Nationalize the goddamn energy industry. Part of the social contract/being "god's stewards of creation" means capping how much crap we spew back out.

The only correction I'd make to this is this hasn't got to abuse of power, yet. It will be its own kind of drama because the scotus will get to decide whether executive power will be expanded or restricted by its ruling.

Its funny though, dumbfuck imbeciles on the far right were carrying on for years about how Obama will abuse the executive branch powers and make himself a Communist dictator but guess who actually wants to go through with it. ๐Ÿค”

As always

๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ

Its because the GOP is good at politics

You have to be good at dirtbag politics if you only have ~25% of the country voting for you.

right

Ackshually our republic is a representative democracy.

ItS a RepUBlIc nOt a dEmOcRaCy

Burgercels thinking the only kind of democracy is direct voting

Cope

The rest of the world has been figuring out how to cope with retarded Americans for a while now

This is the fucking reason Trump won. It's not because of smug liberals. It's because this guy who can't name the political system he votes under has their vote count for an equal amount that someone can.

So what makes a Republic differ from other systems of government?

We pick our leaders and DON'T HAVE NO DAMN QUEEN!

What do you call a system of government where you pick your leaders?

Democracy.

So you're a democracy?

WE'RE A REPUBLIC!

Anyway better fucking give all the states that have failed to develop a successful economy an outsized vote so the successful states don't get to choose.

Also the reason that smaller states enjoy such an advantage in the EC isn't because of the USA constitution. It's because in 1929 Congress capped the number of seats in the HoR which stopped the expansion of the EC along with it.

Fucking Baton Rouge was just voting on a $2.5 million tax break for ExxonMobil. Baton Rouge's school system has a $30 million tax shortfall. It's so bad they're rationing paper. They were seriously going to give one of the most wealthy corporations on earth a tax break until someone pointed out that despite being one of the most business friendly states in the entire USA, they're the second poorest.

I've known more coherent downies.

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tyranny of the majority is when you have functioning schools

No one cares what people who didn't vote in the election think.

they also don't care what most of the people who did vote in the election think

So... Any politics?

In a apathetic two party system ye

Don't court women, don't court dindus, don't court mexishits, still win the election.

really makes you think

Obama presided over the largest expansion of executive power in decades, Dumbocrats COPE'd with this by convincing themselves Nixon Reagan Bush I Dubya would be the last conservatard president ever.

When the inevitable happened we now feast on the results.

Nope, Bush junior did. He established the Department of homeland security. That has been the largest expansion of government in recent decades. The DHS is a waste of money.

Patriot act, patriot act! I love it I love it!

An act so nice they renewed it thrice

The GOP wasn't worried about abuse of executive powers, they just worried about Democratic abuse of executive powers

A story as old as time.

Anyone who has been paying attention knows that both parties regularly pass votes that expand the powers of the executive branch. Hell, just before Trump got elected the democrats in the house had a chance to vote against the continuation of a bill that allowed the president to spy on every american citizen and to and keep it secret from everyone. Guess how they voted?

This is the real core of corruption eating away at the American government, but you know how it is, all people want to do is argue about homo buttsex cakes, tranny bathrooms at wal-mart and walls.

The legislative branch has also been abusing their power. This is a direct result.

The supreme court will allow this and not allow any democratic presidentโ€™s emergency declaration to achieve a political goal. Republicans controlling the Supreme Court means theyโ€™ll alwayse win legal calvinball.

do you actually believe this or are you touching yourself

I'm sure Kavanaugh will consider your opinion

Depends on how much beer he has had that morning. Alcohol is good at changing the D into an R

Only during pregnancy though.

Sorry I have FAS what is the joke here

I believe it. Do you really think Kavanaugh and the other lads are going to say no to Daddy?

Kav already said no to daddy previously.

Roberts hates Trump, and the great rapist in chief Kavanaugh has gone out of his way not to hear cases the Democrats thought he would use to end legal abortions, so I dunno about that.

Culture is stronger political maneuverings, and culture still has huge liberal inertia.

Yeah it will be cool when republicans try to block legal weed in congress and then the democrat president will just say fuck you declare a national emergency(more justified than the current one tbh with the arrests and ruining peopleโ€™s lives because of weed).

DUDE weed lmao will be so epic

Yes epic win๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

Next up, poppers!

Pelosi already brought up the fact that Trump hasn't called a state of emergency over the insane amount of mass shootings during his administration.

It's over for active shooter cels

lol that just guarantees dems wont get elected theres too many americans with guns for that to ever work

haha i guess your right lol :)

if dems even joke about "well maybe well do a national emergency and take your guns!" then theyre done, it is what it is

theyre too caught up in spiting him to appeal to people

also repubs could just make one about abortion too

So trump opening the floodgates is actually 4D chess because when the libs try it they're finished

Daddy so smart I love my president!!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

yeah hes already the president and his supporters want a wall

whereas even some dems dont want forcible confiscation of guns, and the fact that this was even suggested is a huge alarm to those people

how is this even the slightest bit complicated lol

might feel nice to make empty threats but it wont happen because itll kill their party

We don't need to confiscate guns we need to start finding and putting these psychotic mayo incels that keep shooting up the place into death camps

lmao at the white violence meme

Some broke brain mayo just shot up his workplace in chicago since this conversation started you drooling maggot

left wing

less gay

pick one

get finds for something less gay.

Are you kidding. Theyโ€™re already ecstatically wringing their hands thinking about finally pushing through state enforced homosexuality

le sam hyde

FDR basically was the original one to set the prescedent of overextending executive powers like this in the modern era. So they kinda already had the guts to do it. But yeah nowadays no one will even try to match him.

He kinda had a total war going on.

he kinda over-extended it even before the war with the new deal and even attempted to pack the court lol

Not really, total war was in Europe, while the only "war" there was for America was in her overseas possessions.

Total war as in Sherman's definition: Where civilians and civilian infrastructure are valid targets for destruction.

The powers of the president have been abused and extended since the nation was born

The issue with trump is that he is setting precedent, but anyone that comes after with an ounce of self respect wouldn't use it. Using the precedent that Trump sets would be admitting you're at least almost as retarded as him.

Yeah while he signs a bill that undermines his entire platform, lol.

r/politics is next door. we are masturbating here so if you will ... please.

What kind of centrist rubs one out to half the story? You should be able to hands free climax on the duality of this event.

just because you dont have upskirt view of this story - doesnt mean anyone else does - you need to come early and take a good spot.

now if you please ... will you.

I have no idea what you're trying to convey here, just gonna call you a retard and go grab lunch.

thats all I wanted you to do from beginning. Go on now.

Weak banter imo. 4/10 at best. You disappoint me, retards.

Us retards don't owe you nuthin

comes in here after his daily crying session for someone to let his mind think about anything 'bout Daddy and still has the audacity to complain

OUT OUT OUT

Both hands are the same.

Some of us just can't last that long ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Friendo, there are like 4 Bussy Smollett posts at the front page rn. Very soon we'll need a legit Chapo brigade to help regain our balance.

no need soon all reddit will be overflowing with sweet drama.

Blumpf did it.

Leftoids and rightoids get made fun of at the same rate here, the only difference is when the chapotards bootyrammed they cry louder. The amount of seriousposting shit is already too high, if we get any more immigrants we will just be SRD-lite.

its balacned af nigga its not our fault leftists keep lying about stuff really obviously and owning themselves

"We"

You MDEfugees have to go back

Iโ€™m the one masturbating here. What the fuck are you doing here?

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>we

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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fucking finally

now he can get cucked by the Democrats and by the courts

That'll happen right after he's impeached and Hillary is rightfully made president and all the MAGA hats are sent to jail and and and

Can't wait to have all air travel banned, take that planelets

Personally I'm looking forward to all train travel being banned.

Planecels btfo.

all intranational air travel tyvm

orange fan mad.

I mean it's already happened twice, but THAT WALL is involved now so it'll actually be funny this time

if dems succesfully suecthe president in court it will be a victory for dems

if dems don't succeed well i guess they found few new powers when their guy is in the oval office

only Trump can make such a tactical move for himself that it's a win-win for the other side

You won't be laughing when 30 feet of wall is half-constructed and then abandoned because of a successful legal challenge ๐Ÿ˜

good

America, land of the free! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

ART OF THE DEAL EVERYBODY

This is such a seriously shitty deal lmao. Honestly though, the guy should've just shut up about Mexico paying and the backlash would've been way less.

They're going to feel pretty retarded not giving up trillions of dollars of debt for pouring cement tbh.

๐Ÿ˜ก ARTISINAL STEEL SLATS ๐Ÿ˜ก

Its called concrete you imbicel. You fucking moron.

And of course the people of drama will laugh it off and make DADDY ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿ‘Œ like the moronic faggots you are.

๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿ‘Œ

moronic faggots

mmmmm

You sound dangerously close to giving a fuck about anything other than the drama.

aww you read me like a gumshoe

There's already a concerning amount of cope from the "centrists" in this thread

I thought that one subplot in House of Cards was retarded. Fortunately Daddy showed me how brilliant it really was ๐Ÿ˜

Shit, Daddy makes Saint's Row 4 seem realistic.

What would Daddy choose? Cure Cancer or Feed Hunger?

Feed Cancer

lol good luck seizing land on the border Daddy

You're gonna need it

The president can seize whatever land they like, there is literally nothing that people could do about it.

I'm sure the creators of Cards Against Humanity are willing to arm themselves and og have a shootout with the US Army to protect those plots of land they bought using money from SanFran suckers

no they'll just force them to buy another expansion

except people in funny black robes with funny wooden hammers

MDEfugee out Out OUT!

Alt righters

OMG DON'T THREAD ON US THE GOVERNMENT IS SO OVERBARING WE NEED GUNS TO PROTECT OURSELF!

Lol, daddy should employ the military and seize all the land

Ah yes, the tried and true conservative position of "the govt forcefullu taking all of your personal property is a good thing!"

If it's to prevent a literal invasion then it's necessary.

Scared, gringo?

Eminent domain will cover it, far more egregious uses happen all the time.

I dunno why they didnโ€™t just give him the fuckin wall. 5 billion is a lot of money to semi-waste but we spend more on dumber shit

5 billion is probably just gonna get a 10 feet tall flimsy iron fence. I want to go all out: guard towers, moats, trenches, mini guns and nazi deathsquads patrolling every 1488 meters.

This but unironically

Can you use your designs for the Mayo holding camps?

Let's just say that the design isn't for keeping the Mexicans out.

This but ironically

mini guns

What kind of murican are you? Smh

Because it was never going to be only $5 billion. That would only pay for a fraction of it before he would be forced to throw another tantrum for more money.

Foreign aid to Israel etc etc

Dems need the votes

Thatโ€™s what I gathered. They pretty much won this battle too :/

We canโ€™t give up

I dunno why they didnโ€™t just give him the fuckin wall

because you shouldnโ€™t legitimatize the beliefs of a retard

I think this smart-post goes over my head a bit, but if everyoneโ€™s retarded how does that work?

everyoneโ€™s not retarded

WRONG

spite

Have you ever trained a pet? Rewarding poor behavior incentivises more of it.

Moat>Wall

Oh dang, never thought of that. I'm not for this wall nonsense, but a moat would just look cool. Class the joint up.

Yasss king

I'm just surprised there aren't any rednecks patriots who actually took on building the wall by themselves. Driving to home depot and laying foundations.

They could just pile up all of the broken down cars and kitchen appliances from their front yards.

Or just start dumping and stacking fentanyl ODed corpses along the border. If there's one thing that'll stop illegal crossings, it's hundreds of sounds of rotting burgers.

If Trump makes that and shooting Mexicans legal we won't even need bricks to build the wall with.

There was a actually a crowdfunding campaign.

It failed spectacularly.

It was dead before it started - those leeches dont have money.

Luckily they do have a daddy to declare a national emergency to steal actual tax payers' money for his retarded vanity project that wont affect their lives in the slightest and yet they immensely care about

steal actual tax payers' money

I knew you were a sovereign citizen

Or somebody who actually cares where their taxes are going to.

Sign the NAP I sent you and we wont have any problems Jason

It was run by some guy who sells the emails from fake news sites he owns. He then jacked as much of the cash as GoFundMe would let him and got millions of new emails to sell. Sounds pretty successful.

"Everyone knows that walls work."

lmao this fuckin retard

Just bcuz the walls of ur cardboard hut don't keep the wind out doesn't mean walls don't work ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

oh no

it's retarded. guess we gotta put it down.

Take me behind the shed and succ.

Imagine agenda posting on drama lmao.

calling daddy a retard is agendaposting

magacels never stop being hilariously stupid.

I wish I was a retarded billionaire :(

One for two ain't bad.

Oh no, its self aware.

Guess we have to put it down.

Why? We don't kill lolcows here, we make them mods, remember?

Israel would like a word

Yeah, now 0 people get blown up

You should try it, then tell us if the wall made it harder or not

geography is typing...

goalposts are shifting...

Ftfy

Retarded faggot /u/mandaloredash is typing

forsooth i am beaten

Inshallah the Palestinians take over your kaffir country

at least gussy would lose its spot on the pedestal

If all walls work the same no matter how long they are, then why does Trump want to build more wall? There's a wall on the border.

when'd anyone say that?

So the length and staffing of a wall could affect its effectiveness and comparing a wall on the USA border to a wall on Israel makes no godamn sense?

the claim was that walls don't work. I can name you several walls that work. Now you're saying some walls work but here's why America's wouldn't. thats the definition of shifting goalposts

The claim was walls work. I recognise you support Trump so likely suffer from a serious head injury but the relevant bit of the quote is literally two words long.

Walls work

Anyway stop being a degenerate dumbshit skull fuck moron and recognise that a border with a wall, manned by the army with troops every few metres is different from sown random hunk of concrete.

guess we will see. it seems obvious that any counter example I could continue to offer, such as the wall at mexico's southern border would leasd to a further trail of chased goalposts. I understand life has been hard for a trump hater this year, so I'l just wish u the best. bless your heart.

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That's mostly a fence.

Uhh did you see WWZ? #educateyaself

it has been demonstrated working repeatedly in other countries suffering from rampant illegal immigration

Mexico is gonna pay for the wall lol no

The taxpayer is gonna pay for the wall lol no

We will allocate money in the budget for the wall or the government will shutdown lol no

I will brute force the wall through a national emergency fuck it Galaxy-brain maneuver

Trump is Jackson reincanate.

Except that Jackson was a rugged individualist veteran type and Trump is a tremendous pussy

Also Trump has not committed a single genocide yet, heโ€™s such a fucking disappointment

He put brown kids in cages though. Thatโ€™s something.

not enough

His non-existent plan to deal with fentanyl may be helping the mayocide tho

Whoa so is this the climax of Moonwalker then? ๐Ÿค”

Jackson has actually fought in a war though

Outmaneuvering the government through sheer retardation.

THIS IS THE END OF DEMOCRACY

Until the courts block this, like they're supposed to and have been doing. Omg the US has checks and balances that prevent the executive from doing whatever it wants??? Who knew

They couldn't stop Obama or Bush from illegal spying or illegal wars but surely they'll stop Trump building a legal border all.

I love how executive power has been growing for years, but building a shitty wall is what everyone spergs out about.

I mean...if you have a problem with that building power, maybe you should celebrate society decrying it regardless of which particular even they choose?

No, because the people crying about the wall are leftists who would and do happily abuse political power to push their politics so why should conservatives restrain themselves.

The principal in your name appears to be the only one you have.

>He doesn't understand the sub's metamemes

Perhaps not but I know when to cringe.

Why are you such a total faggot? No one should care about the metamemes of the sub.

There's quite a few people in this thread hoping the Democrats do something worse with emergencies in future to own the cons lmao. The level of childishness on display is unreal, but I can't say I'm surprised. The fate of the country is just a pawn in the all-important game of making sure my side scores 1 more point than the other guys.

quite a few people in this thread

r/dramanauts dude. Lets not pretend like any world changing goes on in this sub lmao

Political drama

Time for everyone's favorite drama powerusers to seriouspost and pretend they aren't.

Feels like SRD in here

I like these threads where people blow their cover.

Dangerous precedent

I am not sure how POTUS doing dumb shit to push his own agenda is anything new.

Still a dumb move. We are already getting fundings to improve our current walls, save some energy for the next big fight.

This is actually pretty bad for americancels. A gross misuse of power to bypass the workings of democracy and rule of law. If americans actually stand by and allow him to do this I'll unironically lose a lot of respect for the american people.

Shut the fuck up Cato

I actually respect Cato for actually sticking to their libertarian values, instead of being conservatives in denial (e.g Ben Garrison)

I was more referencing Cato the Younger reeeeing at Ceasar

Deep cut

I'm sure the opinion of whining leftist #156108162 holds great weight and will sway the president to not only not build the wall but also to impeach himself and declare Crazy Eyes Cortez president.

What the fuck are you even talking about?

If it's satire, it's not terrible. If it's not, oh no.

Oh no no no no no no no no ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธitโ€™s most certainly retarded ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค 

We have a court system for that. It will sort itself out. In a way it's a good thing. Trump beta testing the constitution by trying to exploit or break it, will show us if it really does hold up in a modern world.

You had any in the first place?

This is fantastic for dramacoin. American politics just got incredibly more dramatic.

Today is a great day for the erectile function of small toadstool-shaped penises everywhere

Pelosi told me she read the art of the deal and is going to tie it up in the courts.

He did it.

He finally said the N-word!

National Emergency

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I am enjoying the meltdown.

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If you like your open borders, you can keep your open borders

"I hope commy mommy takes away the guns using this precedent after the trump family leaves office in 30 years after Trump jr ends his second term!"

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but seriously, jokes aside, without California, Arizona and Washington mass importing South American doctors and lawyers, who is going to pick the fruit and clean the toilet for virtue signalling west coast leftist elites?

It was a bold choice to begin his legal defence by saying "I didn't need to do this" and revealing the only reason he did it was to get around congress not funding his wall.

Supreme Court will rule 5-4 in favour of AOC because Roberts refuses to vote in favour of someone so fucking stupid they admit there is no emergency as they declare an emergency.

That's relying on Roberts to not be retarded

It smells like seeiouspost in here

Lol this Cuck is gonna regret it

The money is expected to be diverted from military construction projects and efforts to fight the drugs trade

wtf, I love this wall now?