TIL Serena Williams is a Jehovah's Witness, and cannot celebrate Valentines Day. Twitterers have mixed feelings.

40  2019-02-16 by Do_a_pushup

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Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.

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She looks disgusting

Perfect match for reddit admins

Last person you want banging on your door asking if you've heard the good word.

Is it because she's black and crazy

Fuck you if this sub goes private again.

That would be unironically a great thing

No. Last time, I was forced to make do with SRD and I still have scars from browsing that sub.

Yikes

She fluctuates between like a 5 (actually 4.7 +-0.1) and an 8 (actually 7.9 +-0.1) out of 10 it’s pretty interesting, I wrote a paper on it. Turns out it’s a combination of her looking better in certain angles but also your mood - when feeling confident and dominant you’ll find her more attractive, but when feeling weak and pathetic you’ll be scared of her and deny her attractiveness as a defence mechanism.

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is this why weak and pathetic guy find Asian women especially attractive?

She only looks attractive in her cat suit because some ppl like that fat butt. Just look at that face. She looks like one of those cartoon dinosaurs.

Agreed. I like black chicks but she is a legit ugmo. People conflate her being a great tennis player with being attractive.

an 8 (actually 7.9 +-0.1) out of 10 >when feeling weak and pathetic

You definitely got it backwards buckaroo

I wrote a paper on it

Link

I challenge you to find any picture of her where she looks like a 6/10 or higher. She is objectively not attractive.

I'm sorry that you're too weak to like strong girls

It's not her body, it's her face.

Oof

The post that will get /r/drama banned

supportive of a cult, lol

must be a scheme by fag spez to get himself into the will and crash the car into a wall to get her millions when she ends up needing blood

She ain't spez's Dom.

pretty sure she pegs him every night

She married kn0thing or something.

right, thats the other guy

The most overrated woman of all time.

>woman

Lmao she won like a million grandslams

tennis is shit

I know, it's hard for me too to hit a huge ass white ball hurled at me in the same direction everytime

male tennis is actually enjoyable although the matches take forever. Women's tennis is just subpar

Women's penis on the other hand...

When is she gonna grandslam my ass

When you create your own reddit apparently

She's not spez's wife tho

Spez is just the twink CEO. Her husband is the founder.

Oh wow

thanks for the reddit lore

Because she cried for them and told any ref who spoke against her that they're racist.

Isn't that right, spez?

What about all the ones she won tho

Sorta threw them out the window when she cried about losing and blamed it on the ref being racist. Plenty of successful athletes are still raging assholes who undo their hard work with their shit personality.

Sure dude her wins dont exist anymore because she's bitchy lmao

Didn't say that, just the they don't mean anything.

Is rich and famous because of this

don't mean anything

What did they mean by this

Do you get to know about famous people only from reddit?

Or watching sports too beta for u?

How is this even a sentence?

😴😴😴

Don't trash her unless you want r/Drama to end up like r/MDE

/r/drama never dies

I'd buy her Watchtower...