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DUDE JUSSIE LMAO

Jussie: JAMMED

You just got jammed

Getting real Jussie jostled.

POST JUSSIE 😠😠😤😤👅👅

fuck me right in the jussie 😩💦

Ooooooooh 😣😣💦💦💦👀👀

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/ar085n/i_know_its_late_but_in_the_spirit_of_valentines/

What's smaller than smol? A smollett.

Bussy soylent

Hope cope rope

Cope rope

Everyone knows Chapos are too chickenshit to maintain their safety

"Boy this comment hasn't aged very well..." https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/al4gv5/the_next_time_someone_tells_you_maga_is_not_hate/efim15b/

LUL LUL LUL

Truly remarkable

Not being able to ping this man is the real hate crime

Just go in there and comment like the other galaxy brains who are going to get this sub shut down for brigading.

We always have SRD spinoff sub /r/freedrama to fall back on. It even has pinging.

I like that sub

It's no /r/familyman but it's a pretty good sub.

this, but /r/deuxrama

👉😎👉

I prefer subs that actually have users

We have almost 2k! And drama was best when it was around 10k.

Dey can't prove nuffin

NO LINKING OTHER THREADS ON THIS PUBLIC FORUM, FUCCO

"If you believe in free speech then you must support pinging... "

Imagine that. An AnCom being a self-righteous tool and also wrong about everything.

national treasure YAASSSS

I was wondering where all the ACAB troupe was this whole time. Surprised they stayed as quiet as they did on this one.

Post my link

this comment hasn't aged well

CTH, encapsulated.

C - Comment

T - That

H - Hasn't aged well

Be nice. It's probably extremely stressful to be part of a community that is perpetually wrong about everything.

I wouldn't be surprised if T_D and CTH end up in the same psychiatric ward.

Different meds but still...

which different meds?

Seroquel for t_d and an SSRI cocktail for CTH

The ones that suppress gender dysphoria for CTH

They are already on different meds, fentanyl and hrt respectively

Pence is to blame. He is a politician that condones bigotry. When politicians are bigots it emboldens other bigots to act out because they think the authorities are okay with it. That is why separating church and state is important in a democracy.

Dude Jussie lmao

Implying any of them actually want democracy.

they do tho lol

“Dictatorship of the Proletariat”

Dictatorship

🤔🤔🤔

Implying that's less democratic than wage cuckery

It... it is...

Source: Iranian who’s loved under actual oppression from a dictatorship.

I'm glad you've experienced love like no one has before (:

Ahaha thank you for pointing it out

Nah bro, having to meaningfully contribute to society in order to live in it is slavery 😤

they mean in a different sense iirx

Even authorotarian guy Envels said 'Did you know the Paris Commune? That was the dictatorship of the Proletariat'.

still disenfranchised businesspeople etc but def better

xir please post jussy

Why do the anti-authoritarians not confine themselves to crying out against political authority, the state? All Socialists are agreed that the political state, and with it political authority, will disappear as a result of the coming social revolution, that is, that public functions will lose their political character and will be transformed into the simple administrative functions of watching over the true interests of society. But the anti-authoritarians demand that the political state be abolished at one stroke, even before the social conditions that gave birth to it have been destroyed. They demand that the first act of the social revolution shall be the abolition of authority. Have these gentlemen ever seen a revolution? A revolution is certainly the most authoritarian thing there is; it is the act whereby one part of the population imposes its will upon the other part by means of rifles, bayonets and cannon — authoritarian means, if such there be at all; and if the victorious party does not want to have fought in vain, it must maintain this rule by means of the terror which its arms inspire in the reactionists. Would the Paris Commune have lasted a single day if it had not made use of this authority of the armed people against the bourgeois? Should we not, on the contrary, reproach it for not having used it freely enough?

(On Authority — Engels)

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ypu realize this was lile the most insane level retarded essays of sll time, right?

le epic victorian era straw mane

He spoke against terror too though afaik

Replying three times to the same pasta in defense of Chapotards

It's autism, Jim

nah

Ye

not all of them agree with this anyway tho lol

especially the anarchists and more socdem people

Pence doesn't really talk on the national stage. He's been a typical Vice president so far, which is to say useless.

Excuse me, but Biden had the very important job of molesting kids, and before him, VP Cheney worked tirelessly to plan 911.

Back in the '80s, there was a conspiracy theory that George Bush I flew in an SR-71 to Iran to secure the release of hostages once Reagan took office.

Bush and Cheney were basically the only 2 VPs in the past 50 years that actually mattered honestly. Biden, Mondale and Gore were a bore, and Dan Quayle was a completely useless tool.

>actually mattered
you mean reshape our criminal justice system to ramp up private prisons and lock millions of people up for misdemeanor offenses?

Y'all need to give Agnew the respect he deserves.

ARRWOOOOOOOO

Jowel jiggling intensifies

The libs are coming from inside the house!

holy fucking C O P E

>I chalk it up with people on the left tend to be kind hearted and trusting by their very nature.

LOOK AT THIS DOOOOOOOD

They consider snitch hunts to be “kind”.

They consider them “kind” because they’ve deluded themselves into thinking that they’re protecting vulnerable people.

Ends justifying the means and all that

That's authoritarians in a nutshell

The gulags are just paving the road to a brighter future.

By inciting violence against people for their skin color and political/moral beliefs. We live in wacky times. Kind of scary, but good for dramacoin.

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”

-C. S. Lewis

Ye but its against rightoids so its unironically okay

Tbf it was pretty kind of all those starving Ukrainian commies to give away all their food to the starving Russian commies.

Delusion is a cornerstone of their mentality.

meh

thats everyone, esoecially the more extreme.

like the people who belueve ho chi minh and casrltro were completely justified in their brutal purges bc there were official statemenrs how the 'trotskyites', etc. were tryimg to 'subvert' their 'revolutions' (again, implying a revolution that leads to purges is worth a shit).

Ho Chi Minh did nothing wrong and brought America to it’s knees with a bunch of illiterate rice farmers and bamboo traps.

Nah, if America wanted to, it cpuldve genocided his/the entire Vietnamese population and that'd be tge only road to 'victory' (other than the arguable 'victory' in demoting the status of Vietnam internationally due to the destruction wrought by the war; though domino theory was bullshit anyway and the US furthered communist expansion into Laos and Cambodia anyway).

i wonder if there really was a window where cpuldve been a pro-American dictator at least they cpuldve held him to human rights standards like they claim to do lol

There was, but geopolitically the frogs prevented it. Come to think of it a lot of US conflicts were started by the French.

(((crouton))) /s

brits too lol

but rabid anti-communism and the military-industrial complex did pull the levers lol

it was kinda fated tho, imo the safest for me its at the very latest plausible tp believe that if Wilson got the letter from when he was Nguyen Ai Quôc ('Nguyen the Patriot') and such, and by extension the whple cplonizers were willing to go away, he might raileoad to a different channel or be just his own kinda a fierce nationalist with liberatory zeal.

(or if Lenin didnt think 'national liberation' and anti-imperialism was strategically beneficial and the core of his ideological break from German Social Democracy to start new shit and wrote nptes abt it that got published, but idk if thatd stop him from just becoming like a fascist or pro-jaoanese instead seeing no redeeming features in the whypipo).

but thatd mean the french or Brits wouldnt fuck anything either lol

if De Gaulle specifically was less ambitiously nationalist (and less racist maybe lol)?

I think its conceivable in some bizarro that the fatal Cold War blow would be to have some pro-American commie who may or may not habe been presdured to be less of a 'commie' lol, but I think you wpuld need dozens of bools to tease put whether or not that was possible.

Hpw ot wpuld affect China? The rest of the entire foreign policy wpuld be totally restructured anyway; the whole symbolic alignment of funding, propaganda, political, ideplogical and geopolitical distinctions...

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Can you turn spellcheck on? I would like to serious-post but I legitimately can't read that.

Are you having a stroke?

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Yikes not like the viet cong had absolutely no training by the prc and ussr!!!!

cope

Sorry that I know actual history from books ans such rather than facebook memes like you faggot

bạn ăn phân của

What kind of malay or vc hex did you cast on me

bamboo traps 🙄🙄🙄

america literally blanketing the jungle with napalm and agent orange and still lost

also, McCain singlehandedly crashing three different bombers lol

also, McCain singlehandedly crashing three different bombers lol

absolute chad

That’s why the casualty rate was 2 to 1 in favor of the US right?

That doesn’t support your facebook meme though 🧐

He's right, I am a very gentle soul.

He was a GOOD BOY! He Dindu nuffin!

Tfw Stalin was just sending your family to the gulags out of the kindness of his heart but it doesnt matter cause the kulaks deserved it anyways

Ruining a boy's life for the crime of being white

Kind-hearted

🤔🤔🤔🤔

Most of CTH are gullible retards who believe in magic such as Communism

lol, i agree its a religion

Most people befallen to extremist ideologies can be equated to new convert to religion as they're leal and blind to reason.

They are all trans anarchkiddies who think waving a rainbow flag and bashing "fash" (working class white men from rural areas) is communism. They will ban you if you post anything that's actually in line with Marxist-Leninism.

That awkward moment when you realize your Marxist figureheads are all icky cishet white men

#justCTHthings

Just wait til they learn Marx was in favor of gun ownership

I’ve seen them openly state they’re pro gun to murder whites and conservatives

So they're conditionally pro-gun

Smh they don’t even understand how to mayocide properly

Trans Anarchkiddies who’s only claim to the oppression pyramid is their fetish to become real life anime görls

Marxism-Lenninism is correct in its assessment of the faggotry that pervades the most wealthiest and privileged classes in Capitalist countries

homosexuality is the manifestation of the "moral decay of the bourgeoisie

You called communism magic and now all I can imagine is a robbed wizard with a point hammer and sickle hat waving his magic wand and suddenly creating a stateless Utopia but it only works because everyone has Downs Syndrome now.

They don't even know what communism is. I called a youtuber fag a commy because he literally says shit like "we should seize the means of production" and got downvoted.

Most of reddit are gullible retards

They don't even really believe in communism. None of them actually want to work after the "revolution"

They are too cowardly to even pick up a rifle to fight for what they believe in. In a sense, even jihadist have more honor than these faggots.

chapocels don't actually believe in anything. What they have is a severe and crippling hatred of anything that they don't actually have power over. They hate their parents because they have financial leverage over them. They hate cops because cops enforce laws that prevent them from doing whatever they want. A chapocel is the kind of guy who walks into a store, tries to shoplift a bunch of stuff, gets caught, and then gets mad at "the system" because he doesn't understand that not everything in the world isn't just his for the taking. They hate their bosses because they hold them accountable for things. They hate their landlords because they make the chapos have some responsibility for where they live.

their leftist ideology is just an excuse for their crippling personality disorders

one of the posts in cth has something like

we need to be better at sniffing out bullshit

uhhh yeah but then you wouldn't be posting in cth lol

Also casting any doubt gets the "yikes, bigot" card(s) activated

Just splice together footage of Fox News reporting that girl who carved a B in her face and said Obama supporters did it.

you need more than one thing to splice them together

Just so everyone knows, Jussie’s dad is a Jew. Not surprised

Dude. Jewsie lmao

Jew bussy

j u i c y

The Jussie cries out in pain as he fabricates his hate crime

So he's not a jew then, thank Yahweh 👃

It’s the crypto-Jews that are the most dangerous.

Jussie, not even once

Given your username, I have to ask. What is it between CumTown and Chapo? I just started listening to Cum Town recently and I don't get it.

Chapo is gay and retarded, Cum Boys are big dicked alphas.

Can u use normal words and plz explain what cum town is

Lefty mde according to what he just said

pretty much, most of my friends and I that used to like MDE before it got overran with idiots listen to CT for the same reasons

It's a podcast. They have a pretty good subreddit

You don't get cumtown because you weren't raised eating dinner surrounded by limo liberal parents who are actual psychopaths. So laughing at poor people and being racially aware enough to never meet a person of color doesnt make for great comedy.

No, I get Cum Town. I'm saying I don't get the fued.

Theirs no fued. Theres more crossover than fued. Its the exact same smug i laugh at my own esoteric racist leftist jokes. Its just cumtown is not trying to actually become a political party to eventually institute worldwide communism. So they are the way chapo users are in private. Crazy racist and mean. Chapo wants to pretend they might be open to non whites joining their movement. Imagine like chapo is the worst of leftist. Cumtown is the worst of chapo. *worst being openly racist towards the proggressive stack. So asking why do chapo users hate cumtown? Its the same reason r/politics hates chapo.

You win my most retarded comment of the week award 🏆 🤤

Want some sources? Progressives are by far the smallest 8% political party in usa. And the most white over 95%.

Left unity.

The hosts of both shows are friends. The CTH sub has a love/hate relationship with Cum Town because they make race/gay/retard jokes but 'don't really mean it'.

It's funny though, because Nick was all over the Jussie case talking about how it was obvious bullshit from the start, but the CTH sub wants to pretend it was only Trump fans calling it fake.

Based on some of the stuff nick says now I think he might actually have genuine right wing views or at the very least finds himself sleeping with strange bedfellows since woke liberalism dominates the professional pop culture world. I’ve been listening since the beginning in 2016 and you can kind of see his evolution especially if you read his twitter which was basically just left wing CTH humor (Felix would even use his jokes on CTH). You notice he began to change around late 2017-ish because he started of the year as an outspoken punch Nazis guy.

I’m a huge sperg but I do genuinely think he is at least sympathetic to some elements of the internet right wingers. Just listen and every so often he’ll say something that makes your ears perk up like how he thinks Brett Kavanaugh is someone who he thinks should be in charge of upholding the law. The difficulty though is discerning when he is being sincere and when he isn’t. Stav had a good bit on there about how “anything you like Nick is actually against and just being irony”.

PS I’m gay for writing all this I know

lol at them acting like only "chuds" said it was fake from the start. That, and "they'd be claiming it was fake regardless of reality".

Have all the non-retards already left that sub? At some point you realize you're surrounded by self-righteous gullible idiots.

Aww, look at you implying there were ever non-retards in that sub. I suppose that in the land of the downies, the 75 IQ neurotypical is King.

meh nah boy

The day this shit got media attention I was saying it was suspicious. The problem is that a lot of the people in that sub are so convinced that everything is racist that they can’t see an obvious fake. It’s like the dipshit right wingers who believed the girl who said someone carved a “B” into her face for Obama, but not quite that bad.

It’s like the dipshit right wingers who believed the girl who said someone carved a “B” into her face for Obama

That's another thing with this bullshit. There's no way these people automatically "believed the victim" when it was an obvious fake hate crime by an Obama supporter. Or the old mayo man spray painting "blacks rule" on his own driveway and claiming hate crime.

They keep hiding behind "believing victims" or "wait for the police investigation to conclude", but no way they apply that universally. It's just Stage 4 confirmation bias hiding behind phony principles.

I genuinely think people believed this was a real hate crime. I talked to plenty of people who aren’t unreasonable, just trusting and their echo chambers reinforced their beliefs until they lose sight of reality. You’re right, for the less believable stories people like them because it plays right into their narrative.

You’re right, for the less believable stories

This was as unbelievable as it gets, dude. Absolutely nothing about it sounded remotely plausible from day one.

Do you really think some white supremacists are just hanging around Chicago at 2AM with nooses and bleach on the coldest day of the century?

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/al4gv5/the_next_time_someone_tells_you_maga_is_not_hate/efit01d/

This post is locked. You won't be able to comment.

cause y'all can't behave

This mod locked it after I called him out.

Also, chapos are racist lmao

I'd only read headlines until like yesterday, so I only knew it as "black gay guy gets beaten by a pair of bigots" which sounds perfectly plausible. I imagine that's the case for a lot of people

"black gay guy gets beaten by a pair of bigots"

Only insomuch as the standard of "man bites dog" is the news of the day.

tbh they should just replace the newspaper with a sheet that says "Nigger did a crime"

I just left(banned) for saying that maybe Pewdiepie doesnt deserve to be thrown in a gulag. They are a bunch of LARPers who think Stalin would of just loved them. The are seriously detached from reality. They are the far left version of /po/- trying so hard to be edgy when really they are super cringey. The thing is is that I enjoy the podcast but the subreddit is completely toxic.

They’re still upset that the Covington Catholic students weren’t publically lynched.

Every non bigot with eyes know how despicable those racist were

Shitty predictable narrative from a bunch of gullible fuckos.

'People said it was fake because they are racist trumptards. The fact that it was fake is just a coincidence!1'

"Why would you beile the police? ACAB"

This is pretty common (and sad) on the modern left - the idea that even if you end up being right about X you're still a terrible person for believing in X because you presumably believed in it for "bad" reasons.

they might know what a "kafka trap" is if they ever read a book that wasn't by J.K. Rowling

To be honest i don't know why r/drama obesses over TCH retards so much when r/drama is just as retarded as them.

You can't possibly be dumber than thinking Jussie's story was real. Now go back to CopotrapHouse.

COPE

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/al4gv5/the_next_time_someone_tells_you_maga_is_not_hate/efbmg1c/

Complaining that people think it is a hoax really aged well.

Dumb people dance around the truth before finally diving into it.

idk 2nd post seems ok

I just want to thank op for posting a nice recap of what's going on. Been totally out of the loop on this one.

This is fucking gold lol.

Well if it isn't CuckoCopeHouse

Lol I never actually read the details of the incident and thought it sounded plausible. When I actually read what was alleged to have happened it's basically "get owned by gamergate bitch" levels.

If he kept the story simple and not as extreme he could have got some sympathy and not even had to have gone to the police.

Thats what I always think when this stuff happens, how many hoaxers who are smart enough to keep it at moderate levels of believability are out there shitting lies out their ass without ever being caught.

The ones not retarded enough to pull it off get paid to do it.

Bussybois and gussygirls, the masterful mind of u/SoullessHillShills:

Democratic politicians and friendly media orgasmically gushing over supposed hate crime all over TV

"Reminder that CHUDs do this ALL THE TIME!!!" types u/SoullessHillShills as his melted brain drips out of his ears and fries his keyboard

Unironically links to a retard Youtuber for 12 year olds and thinks theyre equivilent

Forget reeducation camps. Can we just make basic education camps to send these fuckers off to?

How about the ones with ovens?

We need to be better at sniffing out bullshit.

Commies good at sniffing out bullshit? BAHAHAHAHA.

good god can you retards stop commenting and brigading, you are going to get this place shut down

It’s nice to see that reddit has realized this sub is ducking retarded

Good post, OP. Cope, Denial, and "I wasn't wrong" all rolled into one.

"As a victim of a hate crime who has cooperated with the police investigation, Jussie Smollett is angered and devastated by recent reports that the perpetrators are individuals he is familiar with," the statement read. "He has now been further victimized by claims attributed to these alleged perpetrators that Jussie played a role in his own attack. Nothing is further from the truth and anyone claiming otherwise is lying."

Tripling down.

This has been great for dramacoin.

CTH is the digital representation of the word "cope"

Anyone could have told you this was fake. Real right wingers kill their victims.

brapofaphouse-cels destroyed

my favorite is that Tariq Nasheed thinks Harris orchestrated the whole thing.

I mean, she probably didn't, but it was also incredibly obvious from the beginning that this story never happened and they all bit really hard.

Wtf even is that sub? I can't quite figure out the dynamic there

Chapo acting retarded. Whats new?