You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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Tbf the ceremony was probably boring af

Should there be a dance party?

Yes? What a stupid question

Floss for the fallen

This but unironically

US Army is getting creative with their recruitment techniques

I'm not seeing enough movement !

And Bernie is a 80 years old and senile

This looks like a Netflix original I would binge

It's completely boggling that people take Bernie Sanders seriously. This country has so many retards in it

ur a retard. pm me address so we can fight

You would be shocked at how many times ive had randos say this to me in all seriousness

Actually I just want to have a productive discussion and I know you're probably too polite to call me a retard IRL.

Are you serious? Cause if so you're a laughable retard

If everyone calls you a retard.... :thinking:

Do you not know how to read? I said I've had more than a few random dumbfucks (typically Trump supporters) pm me to try and fight. If you try and challenge people to fights on the internet that makes you the retard, not vice versa

It doesn't exclude both parties being retarded.

True but trying to tough guy out on the internet is on another level. I had one guy go on for ages about how I was a pussy for not wanting to fly out to Las Vegas so him and his buddies could jump me. Dude was truly an enlightened being

I think the only true centrist conclusion we can draw is that everyone who isn't a Drama poster is retarded.

You want some of my navy seal pasta?

Only if you got over 1000 confirmed kills. 500 is weak sauce

want to meet up in the real world and "fight" with our penises

I'm a big fan of restroom swordplay

You are based

3321 E South St. Long Beach, CA 90805

see ya there big boy

He's basically just a standard New Dealer. If you think people are retarded for supporting him now i can't even begin to imagine how you would have reacted to FDR's victory

I think people are dumb for supporting him because he's an absolute hack of a politician who hasn't done shit in 30 years on the hill. Now all of a sudden after decades of complete apathy he's supposed to save the world? Give me a break

I don't want him to run again because he's a tired old grandpa but I'm not really sure what he was supposed to be able to accomplish in the eras of Reaganism and then neoliberalism when even democratic presidents were cutting welfare.

Normally I'd be saying the exact same thing, but honestly he did kinda accomplish something; his suprisingly well showing in the DNC proved there was enough mainstream appeal for New Deal Progressive and SocDem social policies that people actually started to take that bloc seriously. He's basically the reason why AOC and her ilk has such mainstream success and such a prominent following now.

Whoulda thought promishing free shit by taxing other people would be so popular

Reeeee

look at it this way, if bernie wins youll have more neetbux to burn on jpegs.

lol, I don't burn money on that shit. Just inordinate amounts of time.

Bernie did surprisingly well in demonstrating that people don't like Hillary Clinton. And Commie Mami and her cohorts beat out competitors that were already super progressive. She's a big twitter star for sure, but all of the real movement in the last election was from places like Dallas and Orange County. The winners were button-down moderate liberals.

He could have at least tried to sponsor a single freaking bill in his entire tenure. He literally did nothing

Uhh I believe he named a post office, tyvm

Haha I stand corrected

And look at the neoliberal shill distorting the record. Bernie renamed two post offices.

TWO post offices

look he is very sleepy

I would have called them retards back then too.

Because they were.

The new deal was a disaster for this country.

Am I speaking with Ronald Reagan personified here?

How's the afterlife dude? Hope they're treating you with the best deregulated, private-owned entertainment money can buy.

epic

Good to hear! Have fun revelling in the fact that you've ruined not just the US but the world as a whole. Say hi to Goldwater and Reagan for me while you're down there.

lol

No but for serious if you think the New Deal was bad, I can't even begin to think how much you must hate what Attlee's Labour did for the UK in the 40s and 50s. Its level of public regulation and social program implimentation was a nightmare for lassiez faire.

Yeah that was bad too

Laissez-faire market is as real as independent journalism.

Imagine people bitching at communists for denying "the nature of man", and then unironically thinking that the people, whose virtues include being selfish and making profits on anything will abide some Unwritten Chivalry Rules for Honest Competition™ just because.

Its pretty funny stuff.

Like i am actually a 100% believer in the argument they put forth regarding the nature of man, hence why I believe in the inevitable failure of most leftist ideologies. But its fucking nonsensical how people don't apply the same logic to capitalism and fail to see its impeding, and in some regards continuing, failure and destruction.

I don't want him to run again because he's a tired old grandpa but I'm not really sure what he was supposed to be able to accomplish in the eras of Reaganism and then neoliberalism when even democratic presidents were cutting welfare.

didnt you unironically support hillary lol

It's called white glove voting dumbfuck. You think I actually liked Hillary? The democrats are inept to the point of frustration. They just aren't completely morally bankrupt, fake ass religious shitheads like the republicans.

Can't tell if serious or not

Hate to break it to you kid but science says there are only two genders.

Still better than republican retards

They just aren't completely morally bankrupt, fake ass religious shitheads.

They only word here that democrats aren't is "religious".

pro science, pro environment,

Read: Discovery channel-tier "science popularizers" that will parrot "peer-reviewed" journals (half of the articles in which are unchecked BS, and those fags won't fact check what they parrot either, while being smug fags about it), that will push for solar panels despite it's production being so far from fucking green, the memeate change in comparison to which seems as legit as dying from an asteroid that will fuck up the planet.

Call me when these people will actually start seriously considering changing the climate and terramorphing, instead of doing some stupid ass shit as Earth Hour or similar, trying to delay the inevitable.

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This but unironically

Any non petroleum and coal energy is good as long as it fucks over Saudis and coal country tards.

Go to any Barnes and Noble on any day of the week any time of day (as long as it's before Wheel of Fortune starts) and you will find at least one old man napping in a chair. It is just in their nature.

It’s their right as old men to fall asleep in any chair they want.

Sounding awfully red there pal

I’m 31 one and I’m tired of the bull Shit. Imagine how exhausted they are.

I'm not even 40 and this shit has already started happening to me. I sit down when I get home from work and nod off before I can get both shoes off. I can't even imagine being like 80 and trying to make it through a 3pm dinner at the Old Country Buffet without passing out in my soup.

imagine being a leftist pretending to care about memorial day

im talking about the type of person who would support Kamala, and share a meme knocking Bernie's patriotism. not u honey i know ur good

Do you honestly think Kamala is more of a patriot than Sanders?

this patriotism shit is retarded. cut it out

yeah i know, thats my point

oh ok 🥺

No it isn't. This country is the only reason you have the right to say what you just said on this website. Go to Transylvania if patriotism is bullshit.

pretty sure people on r/romania can shitpost just as much as the rest of tyvm

you have the right to say what you just said on this website.

unless it triggers me, then "go to Transylvania if patriotism is bullshit."

So this is the famous "freedom of speech" american conservatards like to bitch about.

That's extremely ableist, sweaty. Wow....just wow.

sweaty

Sorry, not an american.

Bernie and I are alumni of the same school, and his GPA was much lower than mine. I was drunk more often than not. I can't help but question why he did so badly.

Yeah she was assistant DA first and had an affair with the guy above her who was like 20+ years her senior, then she got his job. Hmmmm

I'm sure she has enough discipline not to fall asleep during a memorial service. 

A sleeping cop is a dead cop. She NEEDS that discipline

But I do support her. She’s my Senator.

As a fellow Californiacel, I have no idea why anyone would think our senators are anything but retarded just like us?

That's why he supports her

If there's one thing leftoids are better at than clutching their pearls and talking shit about rightoids, it's talking shit about other leftoids.

The right-wing already owns the rights to being the party that supports the military and being the most patriotic. When leftists do it, it always comes off as try-hard and disingenuous. Plus the other side is always going to accuse you of not being patriotic enough not matter what.

A true leftist Chad candidate would give off a “I don’t give a fuck” attitude about. This would excite me, not gonna lie.

TBH who cares about soldiers now? I get honoring draftees, but we've got an all volunteer military and they get paid to do it so I feel like we're good.

Lol dead troops btfo. Feelin the bern down there in hell boys?

BREAKING NEWS! Old man is old, in other news a dead body gives a racist interview before you were even born!

C O P E

Bernie was also in charge of the VA during some of it's worst financial mismanagement.

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Bernie is Ed?

Bernie's Weekend At The Memorial Ceremony

nigga moment

as much as I find it disrespectful and wishing to attack captain bernout over everything. cant lie that I wouldn't fall a sleep during an event that is boring and 4 hours long

elderly man dozes off, news at 11

I SLEEP

Imagine having to care about a warcuck ceremony

Honestly it's not the disrespect that I care about it's that this guy is a million years old and shouldn't be running anything when it's a dice throw he'll survive 4 years. neither him nor mommy should run.

I just spent a weekend with septuagenarians (father's 70th). All friendly and nice people, but I wouldn't trust a single one to have the energy to run a country.

Good thing we have plenty of friendly interest group shills happy to find qualified people to help out with the whole mess

He isn't not sleeping, he just isn't using consciousness at the moment.

Do people actually want an 80 year old running for president?

Age is going to catch up to him, he'll be as senile as Trump within a year or 3.

Maybe he was bowing his head?