You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....
That thread is 100% middle class dickless idiots tossing around their misconceptions about police. They can't even comprehend the incessant, meth fuelled domestic disputes and armed robberies that police deal with as routine events. They don't have any experience with the guys police deal with on an hourly basis because they spend their whole lives pretending the sub-class doesn't exist. Guys who steal 50+ cars before their 18th birthday, or people who barge into old women's bedrooms with machetes looking for her car keys and just don't care that they're terrorising an 80 year old. And you only want to legalise drugs because your only experience with them are harmless parties where you sit around and eat pizza talking to all your college friends. Meanwhile, two desperate prostitutes are sitting on my doorstep trying to suck the nearest dick if it means they'll make $20 out of it.
"Institutionalised racism..."
...is a huge problem. But operationally, how do you fix it? Tell cops to stop and frisk old Jewish men at the same rate as young black guys? I would love to live in a world where cops don't jump to conclusions. But unfortunately I live in a world where experienced police members develop very relevant intuitions relating to everything from tattoo design to body language and dress and bearing. They make informed decisions, and so would you if you had to determine whether to approach a guy with a weapon drawn or leave it holstered to diffuse the situation.
Those threads enrage me because you can just smell the millennial radiating off them.
Well here's the thing, detection dogs do much more than catch weed smugglers. They also sniff out bombs and etc. As example, google Zanjeer the Dog (got a state funeral). So detection dogs have a positive impact to society and their actions have actual value. Now compare all this to a random chapo user.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, trained detection dog > chapo regulars.
Bomb sniffing dogs are also a serious threat to chapos. One of these days, really, they swear, they're gonna put the pipe down long enough to make some bombs and blow up the fascist regime.
Unrelated thought, how come every time I see a video of an amoeba it's always devouring something. Are they like an apex predator among unicellular organisms?
It's true. The 5 man police department of Buttfuck, Arkansas pays high school students to astroturf Reddit with pictures of GOODBOYES oppressing potheads.
Knowing how police likes to throw a fit every time you do something that MIGHT put them on bad light, you can be fucking sure that, at the very least, it was sanctioned by the higher-ups. Though not for the "normalize a police state", but, maybe, some bullshit about "putting a good image of police officer" to report to the higher ups.
My uncle, who was serving in patrol, had some similar shit - the "big brother" (usually some colonel/general) is pissed off that public doesn't like cops, so they start pissing on the head of local department on the whole "what are you doing to bring us good PR", who then bitch at the policemen working at said department on the whole "our bosses are pissed and demand results by yesterday, now do some shit or you can forget about the extra payment" problem.
So they do some lazy-ass shit like that just to have a proper report to the upstairs (and, maybe, even demand some budget for that) and everyone is happy. In the pre-social-media times, it usually involved going to schools and tell some stories to kids how to behave and other stuff like that. They even had some fancy name for that in their reports - something like "working with general population" or "profilactics of crime amongst youth", depends on the creativity of the guy who was writing the report.
Similar thing happens in army, and it's far from worst shit that can come to mind of the retarded higher-ups when they are bored.
I like how this is pretty much what orwell wrote (though not necessarily about socialism but rather any revolutionary/contrarian movement, which always consist of bourgeosie pretending to fight for the proles or "the people"), yet they worship him for the homage to catalonia while ignoring 1984
I mean if you want a straight answer from their ideological perspective the answer is no. Or at the very least they forgo their proletariat status by working in an occupation that enforces the system of private land ownership and the laws and will of the bourgeoisie. The same goes for the Military to most of them.
Similarly, scabs also forgo their proletariat status because even though they are working the exact same jobs as the rest of the working class they are not showing solidarity with their fellow worker and are instead doing the will of their bosses, making them class traitors. Both of these, or at the very least the latter, has been the case since the very beginning of labour movements.
Nothing like having some upper(-middle) class white kid tell you you're a "class traitor" for putting food on your table while he's advocating for tearing down the very system that has ensured his cushy existence.
Again all of these points were used identically during the labour movements too. When poor workers were the ones leading the progressive charge. They hated their fellow working class just as much as the people you described if they didn't fall in line with the union advocates.
This is hilarious. "Forgo their proletariat status"? The police are largely proletarians as they meet the sole criterion: they can not survive off of their ownership of capital and must sell their labour-power. Communists have always recognized that the state employs working-class individuals to enforce its will, and as we do not preach normative morality the ethics of becoming a police officer or a member of the military are irrelevant. When the time comes, even those who are so-called 'class traitors' will revolt ... "we shall see what becomes of a nuclear powered super-carrier when the crew hoists the red flag" (Bordiga).
the time comes, even those who are so-called 'class traitors' will revolt
You or anyone else who believes this are a fool by the way. You underestimate the popularity of the capitalist status quo amonst the middle class. A large, large portion of the police and military will not rise up because of their overwhelming social conservativism and nationalist spirit.
I still don’t understand what Chapo people think will replace the police other than “no one will commit crime in communist utopia” I understand not liking the police and wanting it to be reformed extensively but what will replace it altogether? Do they even have an idea?
AnarchoComs believe that crime will go away all together if the police are removed and money is given to the poor. It is like incels believing women will fuck them if all the Chads went away.
I've been taking sides with Chapo in an alarming number of slapfights lately and this is gonna have to be another. Not because I believe in the "copaganda" shit (lmao). Mainly because the alternative here is agreeing with srd and people who unironically say "doggo".
No no no dear, let me explain.
I understand that in your little world, everything is a commodity to be bought and sold.
But I need you to understand: even though you are a piece of property that bows to which ever bourgeois parasite last bought you, not everyone is like that. Some of us are actual people, with wills and ideas and spines of our own. Some of us don't format our personalities and replace them with the opinions of whichever vampire is currently purchasing irreplaceable hours of our lives under threat of destitution.
I know this idea scares you (why would anyone do anything unless they're either being paid to do it, or it's commanded by their billionaire overlords? How dare these dirty proles exist outside the Holy Market?) but it'll be okay sweetie. You're going to lose, the socialists will win, and it'll be okay. If you really love that hamster cage with the soylent drip your overlords keep you in to work 80 hours a week, we'll let you keep it, and we'll give you the keys to it! You won't have to drown in it when your owners lock you in it to keep you working as the tide of blood-tinged seawater claims back the land due to their greed and madness.
Dogs have such a heightened scene of smell. A moment of silence for when a poor K9 sniffs out a commie. Probably the equivilant of being at a landfill for our human noses.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-20
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1 want-dick-in-butt-xd 2019-02-20
Bonus drama:
Should/can the police be replaced with a "democratic" police force?
Are K-9s treated poorly?
1 Curbside_dental 2019-02-20
Wow til I'm a bootlicker for thinking cops need to be armed. Neato.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-02-20
Abolish the Police
Make Lynch Mobs Great Again
1 Alpha100f 2019-02-20
This but unironically.
1 Tilting_Gambit 2019-02-20
That thread is 100% middle class dickless idiots tossing around their misconceptions about police. They can't even comprehend the incessant, meth fuelled domestic disputes and armed robberies that police deal with as routine events. They don't have any experience with the guys police deal with on an hourly basis because they spend their whole lives pretending the sub-class doesn't exist. Guys who steal 50+ cars before their 18th birthday, or people who barge into old women's bedrooms with machetes looking for her car keys and just don't care that they're terrorising an 80 year old. And you only want to legalise drugs because your only experience with them are harmless parties where you sit around and eat pizza talking to all your college friends. Meanwhile, two desperate prostitutes are sitting on my doorstep trying to suck the nearest dick if it means they'll make $20 out of it.
...is a huge problem. But operationally, how do you fix it? Tell cops to stop and frisk old Jewish men at the same rate as young black guys? I would love to live in a world where cops don't jump to conclusions. But unfortunately I live in a world where experienced police members develop very relevant intuitions relating to everything from tattoo design to body language and dress and bearing. They make informed decisions, and so would you if you had to determine whether to approach a guy with a weapon drawn or leave it holstered to diffuse the situation.
Those threads enrage me because you can just smell the millennial radiating off them.
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1 DioBanando 2019-02-20
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1 AlohaWarrior34 2019-02-20
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1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-02-20
Atomic blackpill
1 d-amazo 2019-02-20
lol you have just as many misconceptions about police judging from this angry as fuck serious post
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-02-20
CTH vs insufferable dog moms who talk in "doggo, floof, haecking.......". Who wins?
1 ryandanegayin 2019-02-20
Dramacoin.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-02-20
Centrism wins again 😎
1 Voltairium 2019-02-20
Feelsgood Unkill ji
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-02-20
Je baat!
1 Voltairium 2019-02-20
Where are you from, uncle ji? WhatsApp pe bahot good morning messages bhejte ho aap!
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-02-20
I live in people's hearts, young one.
1 vjaY619 2019-02-20
Whoever uses shit like doggo, birb and other such terms deserves to go on the wall.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-02-20
So does CTH tho
1 Toothless-whore 2019-02-20
whynotboth.zoidberg
1 ManBearFridge 2019-02-20
Don't talk to me or my pupper again
1 lickedTators 2019-02-20
My birb will fuck you up bucko
1 Redactor0 2019-02-20
Well you sure are doing a heckin' angery! 😯
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-02-20
YIKES
1 preserved_fish 2019-02-20
U haz no standing with me.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-02-20
Us. We win.
Motherfucker dogs are unusual. Historically they have usually had jobs of some sort, purely companion dogs are probably a more grievous perversion.
I’m two beers in and have class tomorrow. Don’t tempt me with a nanny gladiator post. We are doing cop dogs right now. 🐶👶🏾💀🙍🏻♀️🤦🏿♂️🚨🚑🚁🗞
1 SJCards 2019-02-20
PIBBLE LIVES MATTER
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-02-20
The Thin Babyflesh line. 🙏🏻😔🙏🏻
1 Animalfriendspics 2019-02-20
Well here's the thing, detection dogs do much more than catch weed smugglers. They also sniff out bombs and etc. As example, google Zanjeer the Dog (got a state funeral). So detection dogs have a positive impact to society and their actions have actual value. Now compare all this to a random chapo user.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, trained detection dog > chapo regulars.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-02-20
That I know about. He is on front page often.
1 Animalfriendspics 2019-02-20
Honestly, people reee about propoganda there.
You know, sometimes it's just a fucking puppy pic.
1 Redactor0 2019-02-20
Bomb sniffing dogs are also a serious threat to chapos. One of these days, really, they swear, they're gonna put the pipe down long enough to make some bombs and blow up the fascist regime.
1 C-kun_Deux 2019-02-20
bomb dogs are unironically great
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-02-20
Any dog/cat > chapo regular
1 TreLoon 2019-02-20
Any multicellular organism > chapocel tbh
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-02-20
It's over for single-cels.
1 ineed750bucks 2019-02-20
Unrelated thought, how come every time I see a video of an amoeba it's always devouring something. Are they like an apex predator among unicellular organisms?
1 TreLoon 2019-02-20
Who wants to watch a video of an amoeba just chillin
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-02-20
Nah we just get the ameoba highlight reel
1 Homer00025 2019-02-20
Trump.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-02-20
...I can't believe I'm going to side with Chapo on this...
1 nanonan 2019-02-20
The police state.
1 vjaY619 2019-02-20
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1 captainpriapism 2019-02-20
what kind of idiot thinks people on the internet look at animal pictures
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-02-20
It's true. The 5 man police department of Buttfuck, Arkansas pays high school students to astroturf Reddit with pictures of GOODBOYES oppressing potheads.
1 ethicsssss 2019-02-20
I want to live in their reality.
1 Alpha100f 2019-02-20
Knowing how police likes to throw a fit every time you do something that MIGHT put them on bad light, you can be fucking sure that, at the very least, it was sanctioned by the higher-ups. Though not for the "normalize a police state", but, maybe, some bullshit about "putting a good image of police officer" to report to the higher ups.
My uncle, who was serving in patrol, had some similar shit - the "big brother" (usually some colonel/general) is pissed off that public doesn't like cops, so they start pissing on the head of local department on the whole "what are you doing to bring us good PR", who then bitch at the policemen working at said department on the whole "our bosses are pissed and demand results by yesterday, now do some shit or you can forget about the extra payment" problem. So they do some lazy-ass shit like that just to have a proper report to the upstairs (and, maybe, even demand some budget for that) and everyone is happy. In the pre-social-media times, it usually involved going to schools and tell some stories to kids how to behave and other stuff like that. They even had some fancy name for that in their reports - something like "working with general population" or "profilactics of crime amongst youth", depends on the creativity of the guy who was writing the report.
Similar thing happens in army, and it's far from worst shit that can come to mind of the retarded higher-ups when they are bored.
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1 mydramaaccount 2019-02-20
Not only are cops more likely to abuse dogs than they're wives, they're more likely to kill dogs than their wives.
Pigs hate pups.
1 Hayteez 2019-02-20
OUT OUT OUT
1 Redactor0 2019-02-20
Chapos have a 40% chance of dying of autoerotic asphyxiation before they reach age 18.
1 dramasexual 2019-02-20
you have to go back
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-20
kek
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-02-20
100% of chapo posters are worthless to society.
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-20
How are chapos even more retarded than the average bear 🐻
1 spookyguy109 2019-02-20
Are police officers working class?
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-20
They're uneducated workers working long hours for poor pay, but they remind the Chapo of mom and dad because of all the rules and enforcing a curfew
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-02-20
this but unironically
1 York_Phoenix 2019-02-20
To be fair most major departments require at least an associate's degree these days.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-20
So uneducated
1 heavenlytoaster 2019-02-20
On par with a dropout pretty much.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-20
An associates from a community college is like negative knowledge. Money that could have went to learning something useful gone to waste
1 shitpersonality 2019-02-20
Today, an associates is worth less than a boomer's high school graduation.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-02-20
yeah, why do you think Chapo hates them
the socialist movement is just the new bourgeosie protesting against the old bourgeosie. the actual proletariat is irrelevant.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-02-20
do you actually think that anyone on that subreddit has any actual personal wealth? lmao
1 2938_throwd 2019-02-20
Are you implying they aren’t a bunch of leeches of their middle to upper middle class families?
1 ineed750bucks 2019-02-20
I like how this is pretty much what orwell wrote (though not necessarily about socialism but rather any revolutionary/contrarian movement, which always consist of bourgeosie pretending to fight for the proles or "the people"), yet they worship him for the homage to catalonia while ignoring 1984
1 shatonmyballs 2019-02-20
ain't that the truth
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-02-20
I mean if you want a straight answer from their ideological perspective the answer is no. Or at the very least they forgo their proletariat status by working in an occupation that enforces the system of private land ownership and the laws and will of the bourgeoisie. The same goes for the Military to most of them.
Similarly, scabs also forgo their proletariat status because even though they are working the exact same jobs as the rest of the working class they are not showing solidarity with their fellow worker and are instead doing the will of their bosses, making them class traitors. Both of these, or at the very least the latter, has been the case since the very beginning of labour movements.
1 jubbergun 2019-02-20
Nothing like having some upper(-middle) class white kid tell you you're a "class traitor" for putting food on your table while he's advocating for tearing down the very system that has ensured his cushy existence.
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-02-20
Again all of these points were used identically during the labour movements too. When poor workers were the ones leading the progressive charge. They hated their fellow working class just as much as the people you described if they didn't fall in line with the union advocates.
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2019-02-20
Yeah, I roll in my grave when I'm wrong too
1 dramasexual 2019-02-20
I really enjoy the "your opinions stop being important if you disagree with us" aspect of this worldview.
1 the_marx 2019-02-20
This is hilarious. "Forgo their proletariat status"? The police are largely proletarians as they meet the sole criterion: they can not survive off of their ownership of capital and must sell their labour-power. Communists have always recognized that the state employs working-class individuals to enforce its will, and as we do not preach normative morality the ethics of becoming a police officer or a member of the military are irrelevant. When the time comes, even those who are so-called 'class traitors' will revolt ... "we shall see what becomes of a nuclear powered super-carrier when the crew hoists the red flag" (Bordiga).
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-02-20
You or anyone else who believes this are a fool by the way. You underestimate the popularity of the capitalist status quo amonst the middle class. A large, large portion of the police and military will not rise up because of their overwhelming social conservativism and nationalist spirit.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-02-20
they consider them to be class traitors
1 arandomloser21 2019-02-20
Are people still on this shit? At this point it looks like one massive COPE because someone got BTFO by a police doggo.
1 ottawabrandonwright 2019-02-20
I dont know who i hate more, the tankies or the neolibs of srd but seeing them fight works for me.
1 ineed750bucks 2019-02-20
SRDs are closer to the tankies than usual neolibs imo
1 ottawabrandonwright 2019-02-20
Generally right i think there is a thin line of unironic hillary
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-02-20
Srdines are succs, not neolibs
1 KingNothing305 2019-02-20
Why cant everyone just hire a security team like my parents do?
1 ManBearFridge 2019-02-20
SRDines deserve everything coming to them.
1 PM_ME_UR_NIPPLES_BAE 2019-02-20
Every day chapo gets to ping but we don't is an affront to nature
1 Shalabadoo 2019-02-20
I still don’t understand what Chapo people think will replace the police other than “no one will commit crime in communist utopia” I understand not liking the police and wanting it to be reformed extensively but what will replace it altogether? Do they even have an idea?
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-02-20
They believe their antifa super soldiers will police the community. That way they have the right to beat who they want and legally steal from others.
1 MarioThePumer 2019-02-20
Which is, of course, nothing like the police.
1 Gtyyler 2019-02-20
AnarchoComs believe that crime will go away all together if the police are removed and money is given to the poor. It is like incels believing women will fuck them if all the Chads went away.
1 bigTstyle 2019-02-20
Gulags brother
1 furrthur 2019-02-20
I don't think you understand
All crime is caused by capitalism, therefore, if capitalism is gone, there's no more crime and no more need for police
Gonna need you to educate yourself sweaty, it takes a lot of my emotional labor to explain things like this
1 Infidel6 2019-02-20
In a CTH controlled state, not only will law be enforced with an iron fist, but mandatory hog inspections will become common practice.
1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-02-20
I've been taking sides with Chapo in an alarming number of slapfights lately and this is gonna have to be another. Not because I believe in the "copaganda" shit (lmao). Mainly because the alternative here is agreeing with srd and people who unironically say "doggo".
1 DioBanando 2019-02-20
I don't understand half of the shit you're saying here, but I agree wholeheartedly.
1 HumongousGentleman 2019-02-20
First of all, you're throwing too many big words at me. Okay, now, because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take them as disrespect.
1 DioBanando 2019-02-20
Me me confused. I eat me me greasy cock and balls.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-20
Rollin twenties nigga. We fucked dwarves in the ass
1 EarnestNoMeta 2019-02-20
you should check the batteries in your carbon monoxide detectors
1 Redactor0 2019-02-20
Maybe you wouldn't be so uptight if you just had a lil' cate to take care you. 😸
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-02-20
1 LongPostBot 2019-02-20
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1 MisterLipton 2019-02-20
People are eating the pasta smh
1 kier00 2019-02-20
post dog
1 sam_zissou 2019-02-20
Cop Dog watch it slut
1 Rosaarch 2019-02-20
I literally cannot comprehend being behind USSR while being against a police state.
1 kxxzy 2019-02-20
I think CTH hates police dogs because they can actually hold a job
1 thisishardcore_ 2019-02-20
Not really, no. Your argument is based on nothing but assumption.
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-02-20
lmao he’s one of ours shhhh!
1 nolan1971 2019-02-20
Man, they really hate r/drama in SRD! lol
1 Boomeryeah 2019-02-20
SRDines and chapocels deserve each other
Fite me nerds
1 darkinard 2019-02-20
How can one srdine be so based.
1 loli_esports 2019-02-20
wow v rude to support my rapist
1 darkinard 2019-02-20
SARDINED.COM
1 nmx179 2019-02-20
If you ever meet someone who insists that "everything is political", get as far away from them as quickly as possible.
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-20
A removed post on SRD? This is so unheard of!
1 RealJackAnchor 2019-02-20
r/drama proven superior yet again
1 80BAIT08 2019-02-20
Dogs have such a heightened scene of smell. A moment of silence for when a poor K9 sniffs out a commie. Probably the equivilant of being at a landfill for our human noses.
1 CarlosIIvonHabsburg 2019-02-20
Don't kinkshame please