I think the idea is that you cant have your handwriting traced if you write in baby writing. More likely though, he started cutting out letters and got bored so he gave up and used a marker
You also can't have your handwriting traced if you just print something out would've made more sense to me and probably be taken more seriously. But jussie smollett probably isn't the brightest guy.
Most modern printers actually print tiny markings on the paper that can be used to identify what printer the document came from. Printing it is not the best idea.
The man gets 65k an episode. He could buy a printer for 40 bucks, print the letter and address on the envelope and then drive to the other side of town to dump it in a random trash can. But then again, judging from how he orchestrated the hate crime hoax, he probably couldn't come up with that train of thought.
It's not like it would be hard to borrow a library card.
Maybe it's not a good idea. Go to a busy Office Depot. Sandwich the page with the address in the middle of a large document, maybe a couple of his scripts. Get it printed in black and white. Pay somebody to do it for him and here's the kicker, pay for the printing in cash.
But this is all really elaborate and assumes the idiot knows about microdots (he probably doesn't) and, knowing about microdots, didn't decide the best move was to just print the damn thing in black and white.
oh sure there's tons of stuff retarded about this, paying them with a check lamo
i'm almost certain the Brothers were part of some sting operation or knew this was going to go south so kept all this evidence as proof he was the mastermind
I'm right-handed and it looks exactly like that when I try to write with my left hand. Back in fifth grade or so I thought it was clever writing "bad stuff" that way because nobody would know it was me because they couldnt compare samples.
Something about being part of a psuedo military group on an island, felt like the group was more command/science group than combatants. The military group arrived recently and there are mysteriously no locals despite a having relatively well developed town that seems to have been inhabited until recently. A week or so passes and strange things start happening, suspicious but not really alarming things like a couple people acting completely out if character, giving a sense that something is wrong but with nothing unexplainable by people being weird happening.
These happenings escalate steadily until several people, including 2 or 3 women, start behaving outright hostile and go missing on the island. [This is the first time the dream was in first person] the protagonist is a member of a search party or maybe the whole search party is a group of protagonists and they explore parts of the town that have been mostly ignored by the military group until now. They find signs of strange activity, mutilated animals, things destroyed for no apparent reason.
Eventually they come across the missing personnel in a dark underground complex. The missing people are gleefully abusing and torturing one another and themselves, a mutilated woman with ragged and bloody hair looks up at the group of protagonists with an evil smile that shows off her clearly mangled teeth. The search party quickly gets the fuck out of there and back to basecamp.
Once at basecamp they report to the highest command there who decides to put together most of the camp into a larger party to go back to the compound and figure out what the fuck is going on but it's night now and they'll do it in the morning. During lights out the woman that looked up at them from the underground sneaks into the bedroom(because the town was abandoned the military guys actually have bedrooms to themselves) of the main person from the search party and the least sensual sex scene occurs, the search party leader seems to be under some kind of super natural power and can't move or speak but his eyes betray absolute terror. She moves unnaturally and her eyes are predatory and her pupils are all fucked up.
She leaves and he drifts off to sleep until the morning. The next day is rainy as the large group, armed, heads towards the entrance to the complex. The original search party are the first inside and they find the place deserted.as they begin to explore they come across a room that has clearly been the center of activity as there are smears of blood going every direction out of it. The room is dimly lit with one wall being a huge mirror that has numbers printed on it in a circle like a clock but in a seemingly random order. The mirror looks fine at first glance but if you look closely you get the unsettling impression that something is wrong, it doesn't seem to reflect exactly what is in the room. Especially the people, who all seem to have haunted, malicious or distorted facial expressions except the main protagonist who doesn't appear in the mirror at all. The main protagonist and one other man are the first to leave and the other man attempts to close the door behind him(leaving 2 people still inside). The protagonist stops him and asks him what the fuck he thinks he's doing and the man looks back at him with the evil expression that his facsimile in the mirror room had and says something like "why not leave them in there".
Honestly I can see this being a movie. Something in the style of mother! where it’s not explicitly scary but dreadfully suspenseful with an ending that asks more questions than it answers.
Yeah, my nightmares normally are more strange and spooky than jump scare type affairs. I don't really know how you'd open or close the movie though, the start works on dream logic where you don't question why you have a military expedition in a an island town and I think my subconciousness woke me up when. It realized it had written itself into a corner.
Thing is they were taking it seriously, he was just impatient. The Postal Inspectors had been working on this when he got impatient and staged the attack.
Jussie started a conversation. And no matter how you want to spin it, it is evidence of what life is like in Trump's America. He felt like he had to "lash" out like this in order to bring the news to discuss hate crimes. Hate crimes that are statistically far up since Trump was elected. Whether you like it or not, Jussie is the hero we don't deserve. Hundreds of potential hate crimes will now be solved, or aborted because people know the police are now taking them seriously. If they have to take them seriously because they think they are mostly fake (they aren't) then so be it. If only one victim is saved, then to me, Jussie Smollett is a hero.
I’m happy to blame trump for a lot of things, but this is not trumps fault, it’s Jessie’s. Ppl have to take responsibility for their actions. And this will have the opposite effect of what you say, empowering ppl who claim hate crimes are fake.
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read. Racism is dying and its evident in the fact that this dumbass had to pay two black dudes to do this to him. He is the opposite of a hero because the people who lose the most out of this are genuine assault victims because they will be afraid to go fo the police in fear they will think he/she is lying.
I also need to say this (and I know it’s a non sequitur). Our kids and grandkids will judge us on one issue above all others. That issue is climate change. I hope the response to it becomes the collective, non-partisan, urgent effort that science clearly says is required. I hope that happens soon.
I know this is a (good) troll, but You do know that the hare crimes statistic the media keeps repeating is hate crimes reported to the FBI. Not proven, charged, convicted. And very likely the difference is that more are reported, not more happening.
Like how autism seems to be on the rise simply because it is diagnosed more, now.
The entire thing seems like a 4chan meme, down to the picture of the Nigerian brothers being used in the news. How do we know all this actually happened
How can you be adult, look at this, and think: "Ye, I think I did a good job, looks threatening and authentic". Do he thinks gay hating people write with crayons? If anything their penmenship is probably very good seeing they are 85 yo right now and grow up with dip pens and inkwells.
To be real, an actual death threat could be written with the non-dominant hand to make it that much harder to trace.
Even if you write with your non-dominant hand you'll have trouble doing those scribbles, it's like blind tard with tremors wrote that. Or use typewriter if you're paranoid.
You can bin it. Thanks to hipster hype there's a lot of typewriters one can get on cheap. Or, even better solution, don't send treats. Especially to yourself, lol.
Two things. This letter is something straight out of a B movie. Secondly, Jussie seems to be a bit of a drama queen and I guarantee you fellow cast and crew assumed he sent that “stereotypical, B movie” death threat to himself.
As laughable as this is I'll bet money he'll be on the View or Colbert before year's end talking about how me "made mistakes" but "felt he had no choice" but to "expose the racial injustice". There is no level of bullshittery too severe so long as you're doing it to attack Trump and his followers.
Is this for real? This is like something they do in the movies with the cut out of the letters.. but they don’t attach that to a drawing by a 5 year old lmao
Because it's actually incredibly realistic. That MAGA return address is what every alt-right terrorist uses. They share a PO Box. That crude stick drawing is the real cincher though. Only the most hardcore alt-right terrorists would make a stick drawing THAT threatening. All of you doubting Jussie based on this realistic letter smh
I read scenarios where people do this, and some how they get caught-like every fucking time. Jussie may have pulled this stunt under pressure-and it wouldn't surprise me, nor does it make him any less of a cunt. Honestly with the way things are its best to tune out the media, political, and religious discussions, and recline to some good music or hobby. The circle jerk discussions around all this mess just leaves me wondering is I made a mistake not investing in KY Jelly^TM. I mean seriously everyone has a hard on for something that will upset them and give them the feeling that thy have something to say.
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What Non-profits/politicians/religious organizations will do for money/exposure will make you sick. They apply the most morally reprehensible tactics in order to achieve their aim.
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1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-02-22
It's yet another layer of stupidity. Like making it look like a 5 year old wrote it was going to make it more believable.
1 jasos-2005 2019-02-22
I think the idea is that you cant have your handwriting traced if you write in baby writing. More likely though, he started cutting out letters and got bored so he gave up and used a marker
1 mixand 2019-02-22
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/A14b1sxXf8L._SS500_.jpg reminds me of the font on his album
1 DownvoterAccount 2019-02-22
more like "cum of my music" lmao
1 -Shank- 2019-02-22
He deserves to be in prison just for that, Inshallah
1 umar4812 2019-02-22
What's wrong with that? Genuinely curious.
1 drdabster 2019-02-22
It's an insult in Arab cultures.
1 umar4812 2019-02-22
Oh I see.
1 memus_dankus 2019-02-22
You also can't have your handwriting traced if you just print something out would've made more sense to me and probably be taken more seriously. But jussie smollett probably isn't the brightest guy.
1 CanadianCartman 2019-02-22
Most modern printers actually print tiny markings on the paper that can be used to identify what printer the document came from. Printing it is not the best idea.
1 Toothless-whore 2019-02-22
The man gets 65k an episode. He could buy a printer for 40 bucks, print the letter and address on the envelope and then drive to the other side of town to dump it in a random trash can. But then again, judging from how he orchestrated the hate crime hoax, he probably couldn't come up with that train of thought.
1 falwin 2019-02-22
If there's security cameras in the place of purchase it could be tracked there too if the police aren't retards.
1 Toothless-whore 2019-02-22
So you drive to San Jose, make a weekend out of it. Or pay some homeless guy to buy it.
1 CanadianCartman 2019-02-22
Or you just, like, cut out pieces of a magazine or something to make words. That's a lot simpler.
1 Toothless-whore 2019-02-22
I don't think they let Jussie have scissors, he might run with them.
1 TimothyGonzalez 2019-02-22
No, sorry: not autistic enough
1 rnjbond 2019-02-22
Every scissor has a unique identifier to it. Police could identify the scissor by the types of cuts, then trace it back to him.
1 UhmOkSweaty 2019-02-22
Enhance.
1 CanadianCartman 2019-02-22
Uh, no?
1 Highside79 2019-02-22
You would have to buy the magazines too, so how is that any better?
1 CanadianCartman 2019-02-22
Lot harder to trace a magazine than it is a printer.
1 falwin 2019-02-22
The homeless guy is the big IQ play, bonus points if he's blind so he can't ID you. Unassailable plan.
1 Toothless-whore 2019-02-22
See how dumb that Smollet guy is? I'm a retard and even I can come up with a better plan. Well, maybe not a better plan, but marginally less retarded.
1 falwin 2019-02-22
Should have paid blind homeless to beat him up too tbh, then put them on a 10 hour bus ride.
1 Toothless-whore 2019-02-22
I'll bet he would've paid for the bus ticket with his credit card. Or he would've just put him in a local bus and told him to ride it for 10 hours.
1 falwin 2019-02-22
If you really want to make someone disappear just send John McAfee a fake death threat in their name, nobody survives the crypto darknet assassins
1 SpotNL 2019-02-22
Lol the homeless guy probably just walks away with your money.
1 falwin 2019-02-22
That's why you hire another blind homeless guy to kill him if he does
1 The_Long_Connor 2019-02-22
I like the way you think. So, I'm putting together a crew. Are you in?
1 Spaceman_Zed 2019-02-22
Or pay a couple Nigerian bros to do your hate crime procurement.
1 SuperiorExcess 2019-02-22
Buy a second hand shitbox printer you fucking retard
1 Chicup 2019-02-22
Do you think he knew that?
1 kaczynskireborn 2019-02-22
Just find an antique typewriter somewhere
1 ARobotIsMe 2019-02-22
He could just print in black and white. Microdots are yellow. Basically, all he'd have to do is remove the color ink cartridges.
A quick google search shows this would probably work.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-02-22
Public Library Computers are linked with your Library card and also have security cameras.
1 ARobotIsMe 2019-02-22
It's not like it would be hard to borrow a library card. Maybe it's not a good idea. Go to a busy Office Depot. Sandwich the page with the address in the middle of a large document, maybe a couple of his scripts. Get it printed in black and white. Pay somebody to do it for him and here's the kicker, pay for the printing in cash.
But this is all really elaborate and assumes the idiot knows about microdots (he probably doesn't) and, knowing about microdots, didn't decide the best move was to just print the damn thing in black and white.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-02-22
oh sure there's tons of stuff retarded about this, paying them with a check lamo
i'm almost certain the Brothers were part of some sting operation or knew this was going to go south so kept all this evidence as proof he was the mastermind
1 ARobotIsMe 2019-02-22
What kind of retard pays his fake hate crime attackers with a check? He forget his wallet?
What kind of retard hires fake hate crimes that are blacker than he is? What, were no white guys available?
I can ask my 8 year old nephew and I'm sure he would come up with a better plan than this guy.
1 Stabbykathy17 2019-02-22
Did he mean “print” like handwritten block letters? Where I’m from we call the two handwriting styles cursive or printing.
1 Quatroking 2019-02-22
are the cops really just going to trace down every single printer in the city to find out who those maga country kids are
1 killallmessiah 2019-02-22
200 IQ 3D chess move right there
1 ajmeb53 2019-02-22
He was going for the cute but creepy vibe.
1 Scramble187 2019-02-22
That's pretty gay
1 ObsessedAussie 2019-02-22
It's a FABulous idea
1 BussySundae 2019-02-22
This looks like he wrote and drew with his non dominant hand, so writing sampling would be that much harder
1 Scramble187 2019-02-22
So you're saying he gave himself a stranger so it'd look like a stranger wrote it?
1 paraknowya 2019-02-22
I'm right-handed and it looks exactly like that when I try to write with my left hand. Back in fifth grade or so I thought it was clever writing "bad stuff" that way because nobody would know it was me because they couldnt compare samples.
1 Poolooloo 2019-02-22
That’s his normal handwriting
1 bloatedbeached_whale 2019-02-22
This needs more upvotes!
1 Potatoe_away 2019-02-22
Given all the stupidity involved in this, that might just be his actual handwriting.
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-02-22
He didn't even try to hide his handwriting
1 ubermanwolf 2019-02-22
5 year old, or Nigerian? Was Jussie Smollett an inside job by Jussie Smollett pretending to be Nigerian himself?
1 Diabetic_T-Rex 2019-02-22
It legitimately looks like something me and my friends would’ve made in middle school just to fuck people.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-02-22
Jesus Fucking Christ, Nigerians have such terrible penmanship.
1 Rileyman360 2019-02-22
No wonder the scam fell apart. Goddamn this level of shit is practically par for the course.
1 RochelleH 2019-02-22
That's racist. Fuck, this all just got M E T A R A C I S T.
1 HardIsLife 2019-02-22
Is this for real? No wonder the cops found it skeptical.
1 HOLLYWOOD_EQ_PEDOS 2019-02-22
Please be real.
1 wont-take-it 2019-02-22
It is real. Link to news article above.
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2019-02-22
It's real. That is seriously the letter that made him butthurt because noone took it seriously.
1 HardIsLife 2019-02-22
I could have come up with a better hoax than this in my sleep.
1 aqouta 2019-02-22
I came up with a really spooky movie in my sleep last night.
1 HardIsLife 2019-02-22
Last night I tried to shoo off the white foreigners who were using my backyard view towards the sea.
1 GunOfSod 2019-02-22
Build a wall.
1 HardIsLife 2019-02-22
I don’t actually have that backyard irl lol
1 GunOfSod 2019-02-22
Take someone else's backyard, and then build a wall.
1 GryphonWhitchurch 2019-02-22
Wanna give us the script?
1 aqouta 2019-02-22
Something about being part of a psuedo military group on an island, felt like the group was more command/science group than combatants. The military group arrived recently and there are mysteriously no locals despite a having relatively well developed town that seems to have been inhabited until recently. A week or so passes and strange things start happening, suspicious but not really alarming things like a couple people acting completely out if character, giving a sense that something is wrong but with nothing unexplainable by people being weird happening.
These happenings escalate steadily until several people, including 2 or 3 women, start behaving outright hostile and go missing on the island. [This is the first time the dream was in first person] the protagonist is a member of a search party or maybe the whole search party is a group of protagonists and they explore parts of the town that have been mostly ignored by the military group until now. They find signs of strange activity, mutilated animals, things destroyed for no apparent reason.
Eventually they come across the missing personnel in a dark underground complex. The missing people are gleefully abusing and torturing one another and themselves, a mutilated woman with ragged and bloody hair looks up at the group of protagonists with an evil smile that shows off her clearly mangled teeth. The search party quickly gets the fuck out of there and back to basecamp.
Once at basecamp they report to the highest command there who decides to put together most of the camp into a larger party to go back to the compound and figure out what the fuck is going on but it's night now and they'll do it in the morning. During lights out the woman that looked up at them from the underground sneaks into the bedroom(because the town was abandoned the military guys actually have bedrooms to themselves) of the main person from the search party and the least sensual sex scene occurs, the search party leader seems to be under some kind of super natural power and can't move or speak but his eyes betray absolute terror. She moves unnaturally and her eyes are predatory and her pupils are all fucked up.
She leaves and he drifts off to sleep until the morning. The next day is rainy as the large group, armed, heads towards the entrance to the complex. The original search party are the first inside and they find the place deserted.as they begin to explore they come across a room that has clearly been the center of activity as there are smears of blood going every direction out of it. The room is dimly lit with one wall being a huge mirror that has numbers printed on it in a circle like a clock but in a seemingly random order. The mirror looks fine at first glance but if you look closely you get the unsettling impression that something is wrong, it doesn't seem to reflect exactly what is in the room. Especially the people, who all seem to have haunted, malicious or distorted facial expressions except the main protagonist who doesn't appear in the mirror at all. The main protagonist and one other man are the first to leave and the other man attempts to close the door behind him(leaving 2 people still inside). The protagonist stops him and asks him what the fuck he thinks he's doing and the man looks back at him with the evil expression that his facsimile in the mirror room had and says something like "why not leave them in there".
This is when I woke up.
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1 GryphonWhitchurch 2019-02-22
Honestly I can see this being a movie. Something in the style of mother! where it’s not explicitly scary but dreadfully suspenseful with an ending that asks more questions than it answers.
Thanks for sharing!
1 aqouta 2019-02-22
Yeah, my nightmares normally are more strange and spooky than jump scare type affairs. I don't really know how you'd open or close the movie though, the start works on dream logic where you don't question why you have a military expedition in a an island town and I think my subconciousness woke me up when. It realized it had written itself into a corner.
1 nanonan 2019-02-22
No, it's because the demon sucessfully posessed you so the dream was no longer needed. See an exorcist.
1 ATissu 2019-02-22
This is what Adderall abuse looks like
1 bloatedbeached_whale 2019-02-22
He’s an actor not a writer. He’s used to others telling him what to say.
1 Osterion 2019-02-22
Omg it's real
1 txijake 2019-02-22
Well yes, but actually no.
1 searingsky 2019-02-22
i hate how this woman talks
1 NormalOntarioCitizen 2019-02-22
Thing is they were taking it seriously, he was just impatient. The Postal Inspectors had been working on this when he got impatient and staged the attack.
1 ag425 2019-02-22
Holy shit I thought this post was a joke
1 ShitpostingAccount_1 2019-02-22
Jussie started a conversation. And no matter how you want to spin it, it is evidence of what life is like in Trump's America. He felt like he had to "lash" out like this in order to bring the news to discuss hate crimes. Hate crimes that are statistically far up since Trump was elected. Whether you like it or not, Jussie is the hero we don't deserve. Hundreds of potential hate crimes will now be solved, or aborted because people know the police are now taking them seriously. If they have to take them seriously because they think they are mostly fake (they aren't) then so be it. If only one victim is saved, then to me, Jussie Smollett is a hero.
1 cptnhaddock 2019-02-22
Noice
1 HiMyNameIs_REDACTED_ 2019-02-22
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1 ag425 2019-02-22
I’m happy to blame trump for a lot of things, but this is not trumps fault, it’s Jessie’s. Ppl have to take responsibility for their actions. And this will have the opposite effect of what you say, empowering ppl who claim hate crimes are fake.
1 wont-take-it 2019-02-22
You realize that not blaming Trump for everything bad is fascism, right?
1 ChiefLoneWolf 2019-02-22
R/whoosh
1 Quietus42 2019-02-22
Normiecels #OUT!
1 charming_tatum 2019-02-22
r/sploosh
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-22
Based
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-22
NEW MOD
1 2938_throwd 2019-02-22
Point and laugh, children.
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-02-22
What are you, new?
1 Mnomeri 2019-02-22
#FREEJUSSIE
1 malefeitor 2019-02-22
ShitpostingAccount_1
Why make it too obvious?
1 bobbygfresh 2019-02-22
Had to read it a few times, Im not good at detecting bait. Till I saw the username
1 SpotNL 2019-02-22
Internet probably isn't for you then.
1 EveryoneHasGoneCrazy 2019-02-22
it's exactly for him
1 NutSockYourMomFound 2019-02-22
Both statements are correct. Hello bobbygfresh, I am a prince in Nigeria and I need to send you my fortune.
1 Burrito_Capital 2019-02-22
That's delusional, you cannot be serious?
1 879251_23 2019-02-22
By design and functionality, only serious things can be posted to r/drama .
1 Burrito_Capital 2019-02-22
I know
1 thestormiscomingyeah 2019-02-22
Get out
1 totally_not_ac3 2019-02-22
Fucking normiecels on my board!
OUT! OUT OUT OUT!
1 TheJman711 2019-02-22
I know this is a shitpost, but I’ve seen plenty of people post things very similar with complete seriousness.
It’s quite sad. The boy who cried hate.
1 xthek 2019-02-22
The best part is Chapos were saying almost this exact thing without a smidgen of irony. Good shit.
1 LSD_LAD 2019-02-22
They think Drag Queens should be reading to preschoolers
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-02-22
1 Juniperlightningbug 2019-02-22
I can't stop watching them send help
1 masturbatingwalruses 2019-02-22
If you click them individually they restart.
1 Juniperlightningbug 2019-02-22
Oh my god.
1 dorganadoob 2019-02-22
Whoa
1 Denny_Craine 2019-02-22
You my friend have a bright future in PR
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-02-22
i saw something like this in r/politics yesterday. not verbatim, but close.
1 zzzooozzzooo 2019-02-22
Yeah I agree, false flag operations are totally worth the safety you totalitarian prick
1 cannacorn119 2019-02-22
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read. Racism is dying and its evident in the fact that this dumbass had to pay two black dudes to do this to him. He is the opposite of a hero because the people who lose the most out of this are genuine assault victims because they will be afraid to go fo the police in fear they will think he/she is lying.
1 rnjbond 2019-02-22
Is this copy pasta or original?
1 KameraadLenin 2019-02-22
o7
1 fishbulbx 2019-02-22
I also need to say this (and I know it’s a non sequitur). Our kids and grandkids will judge us on one issue above all others. That issue is climate change. I hope the response to it becomes the collective, non-partisan, urgent effort that science clearly says is required. I hope that happens soon.
1 Bassinyowalk 2019-02-22
I know this is a (good) troll, but You do know that the hare crimes statistic the media keeps repeating is hate crimes reported to the FBI. Not proven, charged, convicted. And very likely the difference is that more are reported, not more happening.
Like how autism seems to be on the rise simply because it is diagnosed more, now.
1 metaltrite 2019-02-22
Is this a new copypasta?
1 OverSocialization 2019-02-22
Holy shit my friend sent me this days ago and I thought it was just a 4chan meme
It’s actually the letter lmao
1 demonkobra 2019-02-22
I didnt understand it was real until I read your comment
1 bobbygfresh 2019-02-22
I didn’t even get that it was fake until I read your comment 🤔
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-02-22
Remember, people who believed this story vote.
1 pyrowolf8 2019-02-22
Good thing I’m voting for Jeb
1 nybbas 2019-02-22
People only believed this story because trump is so evil and racist that stuff like this is believable!!
1 Verlieren_ist_Unser 2019-02-22
the sad part is...
1 nybbas 2019-02-22
Of fucking course. NPCs man, poorly written NPCs. Fucking Skyrim guards were harder to predict than these retards.
1 sosyerface104isright 2019-02-22
True
1 -Shank- 2019-02-22
The entire thing seems like a 4chan meme, down to the picture of the Nigerian brothers being used in the news. How do we know all this actually happened
1 totally_not_ac3 2019-02-22
4chan controls everything. Everything since 2016 has been done by them as one giant meme.
1 Zomaarwat 2019-02-22
Trump is a performance artist.
1 Glatavaton 2019-02-22
Imagine being this gay.
1 nicerredditaccount 2019-02-22
I thought the noose was supposed to be a gold chain at first and I was like "That's kinda racist."
1 Rivea_ 2019-02-22
Haha, almost did a racism. Thank god it was a noose.
1 nicerredditaccount 2019-02-22
😌
1 Lehk 2019-02-22
i thought the gun was a dick
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2019-02-22
What kindergarten did he hire to make this though?
1 POOPISTRUMP 2019-02-22
What a faggot.
1 in_the_bubbleicious 2019-02-22
I didn't know he owned a BMW. That definitely makes him look more guilty.
1 JkWritesaLot 2019-02-22
Evidently the cops found magazines in the brothers' house with words cut out. Seriously dumb folks.
1 Van-Diemen 2019-02-22
No way, it's like a comedy of errors.
1 Strange_matter 2019-02-22
This whole story reads like a script for new Coen Brothers' movie.
1 Van-Diemen 2019-02-22
Turns out the 'anthrax powder' he sent himself was crushed up Tylenol, someone really needs to make a movie out of this.
1 ____________13 2019-02-22
If it had been an illegal substance and he got a bunch of drug charges this story would be perfect.
1 nicerredditaccount 2019-02-22
Why wouldn't you just use baby powder or flour or some shit???
1 captainzoomer 2019-02-22
PURE UNCUT COCAINE!!!
1 PorschephileGT3 2019-02-22
Nigerian dancing powder
1 alot_the_murdered 2019-02-22
Aspirin
1 TayloTayloBookito 2019-02-22
Thank God they already have an actor to play Jussie.
1 shredler 2019-02-22
https://old.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/at1gjw/based_on_a_true_story/
1 arandomloser21 2019-02-22
Hahaha it's just retardation all the way down.
1 k_r_oscuro 2019-02-22
Those guys can read?
1 opi 2019-02-22
How can you be adult, look at this, and think: "Ye, I think I did a good job, looks threatening and authentic". Do he thinks gay hating people write with crayons? If anything their penmenship is probably very good seeing they are 85 yo right now and grow up with dip pens and inkwells.
1 Pro_Extent 2019-02-22
To be real, an actual death threat could be written with the non-dominant hand to make it that much harder to trace.
Not sure how many people would go to the effort but it wouldn't surprise me if someone did
1 opi 2019-02-22
Even if you write with your non-dominant hand you'll have trouble doing those scribbles, it's like blind tard with tremors wrote that. Or use typewriter if you're paranoid.
1 cheers_grills 2019-02-22
They can just check his home for typewriter then.
1 opi 2019-02-22
You can bin it. Thanks to hipster hype there's a lot of typewriters one can get on cheap. Or, even better solution, don't send treats. Especially to yourself, lol.
1 _narrows 2019-02-22
I like treats
1 opi 2019-02-22
…those are for kids, silly rabbit.
1 whatis0x6472616d61 2019-02-22
Thrift shop > $10 typewriter > type like caveman > trace with gloves > destroy typewriter > off yourself because you are gay
1 NormalOntarioCitizen 2019-02-22
I wish they still had typewriters at thrift shops.
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2019-02-22
You can actually match something to the exact typewriter it was typed on. Much more so than with a printer.
https://www.dummies.com/education/science/forensics/forensics-for-dummies-cheat-sheet/
1 ErictheRedding 2019-02-22
Do he thinks?
1 opi 2019-02-22
Seeing how that entire think unfolded you have to be skeptical about that.
1 nicerredditaccount 2019-02-22
OUT OUT OUT
1 Moderator_Killer 2019-02-22
Why would you shoot a man before hanging him with a noose?
1 Pikabuu2 2019-02-22
"He didn't hang so well"
1 TheChinchilla914 2019-02-22
You're a big guy
1 DistortedLines 2019-02-22
4u
1 volabimus 2019-02-22
I bet he licked the stamps.
1 ginger_baker 2019-02-22
😏😏😜
1 its_never_lupus 2019-02-22
Why is he being hanged from a giant ejaculating phallus?
1 flotus_scrotus 2019-02-22
cuz he gay as hell
1 ElectraUnderTheSea 2019-02-22
Unless the suspect was a 7-year old, no one with a brain should have believed this could have been remotely legitimate
1 TrantaLocked 2019-02-22
Non 7-year old 4chan users draw shit like this all the time. If Jussie could do it anyone else could have too, just highly unlikely.
1 TrantaLocked 2019-02-22
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
1 LegalBreadfruit 2019-02-22
The media didn't show this much because of how obviously fake it is.
1 WeAreTheSheeple 2019-02-22
I don't know who he is, but he should be in the jail after this stunt IMO
1 esclaveinnee 2019-02-22
He might have gotten away with it if he had actually been competent.
1 RANI_BANI_MEN 2019-02-22
Btw the Nigerian dudes had a bunch of stamps in their possession.
1 DorsalMorsel 2019-02-22
Jussie's mom: Black Panther party operative
Jussie's dad: immigrant from Russia
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When you grow up drama, drama is all you know. You become and actor because, drama.
1 Denny_Craine 2019-02-22
Jussie: that kid in the mighty ducks who called people cake eater
1 transoceanicdeath 2019-02-22
Untrue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhsGNml1TU
Jussie is on the left.
1 questionasky 2019-02-22
I knew this was fake from day one. Almost lost a friend over it.
1 Kookerpea 2019-02-22
What did your friend do?
1 questionasky 2019-02-22
They flipped their shit as if my position on this meant I was a card carrying kkk member. Shit. I'm realposting in drama
1 Kookerpea 2019-02-22
And how have they acted now that it's a known hoax?
1 questionasky 2019-02-22
Never mention it but they’ve remained friendly so whatever
1 J-dogums 2019-02-22
Jussie, we gotta leave! The 6yr old knee-cap smashimg gang is coming!
1 UsernameMustBeShorte 2019-02-22
Wait what?? I thought that picture was fake and was just spread to mock him?? Jesus Christ this story just keeps on giving
1 Bouquet_of_seaweed 2019-02-22
It's possible that someone could have bad handwriting, but who the fuck makes one L correctly then makes a backwards L literally right next to it.
1 elksandturkeys 2019-02-22
Jussie has a gussy. That's the problem.
1 Crease53 2019-02-22
I would bet $ he wrote it with his non dominant hand.
1 Nobody_Likes_Shy_Guy 2019-02-22
Oh come on. This can’t be real. He didn’t really pass this off as real did he?
1 Full-Semi-Auto 2019-02-22
Technically, no, he didn't
1 Songbird420 2019-02-22
Til you don't have to have any inteligence to be an actor
1 tullabulla1 2019-02-22
Two things. This letter is something straight out of a B movie. Secondly, Jussie seems to be a bit of a drama queen and I guarantee you fellow cast and crew assumed he sent that “stereotypical, B movie” death threat to himself.
1 nitendo-nibberswitch 2019-02-22
How it was made it looks like its a joke
(Im gonna get downvoted to hell aint i)
1 pepperouchau 2019-02-22
So it did come from a /r/drama user
1 Thefbiman 2019-02-22
Mods you need to lock the post I found it on r/all
1 theawesomethatis 2019-02-22
And he kept the magazines he cut the letters out of!
That's the one that's sending him to federal prison.
Postal cops don't play...
Of all the things in the world to fuck with. You don't fuck with the mail or the irs.
You won't be happy.
1 Blacqmath 2019-02-22
It’s real. Not fake
1 SpotNL 2019-02-22
Tfw your 4 year old cousin is a badass
1 EasySchmitty 2019-02-22
The MAGA in the return address spot does it for me lmao
1 cragfar 2019-02-22
They didn't. It's the main reason everyone was calling bullshit.
1 Ferocetis 2019-02-22
James Watson lost some fancy titles for this.
1 MonPetitCoeur 2019-02-22
Elementary MAGA kids out here committing hate crimes! What a shame.
1 StoopidPursun 2019-02-22
As laughable as this is I'll bet money he'll be on the View or Colbert before year's end talking about how me "made mistakes" but "felt he had no choice" but to "expose the racial injustice". There is no level of bullshittery too severe so long as you're doing it to attack Trump and his followers.
1 juantonmin 2019-02-22
On the next episode: Jussie attempts suicide. Hopes someone stops him.
1 Joba1112 2019-02-22
The sender is MAGA rolf imagine being the mailman delivering this
1 AutomaticNote 2019-02-22
I'm honestly embarrassed for him.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-02-22
LMAO
1 daneblade 2019-02-22
That's the one that's going to get him the most jail time. It had a white powder in it as well that turned out to be a crushed ibuprofen pill.
1 SawConvention 2019-02-22
Is this for real? This is like something they do in the movies with the cut out of the letters.. but they don’t attach that to a drawing by a 5 year old lmao
1 George_Rockwell 2019-02-22
Isn't Black Fag Henry Rollins' band?
1 aciou 2019-02-22
why would you write one L the right way but the other one the wrong way
1 CholentPot 2019-02-22
Not the sharpest faggot in the woodpile eh?
I'd like to thank Lord Of The Rings for teaching me the use of the noun faggot.
Thanks,
Good night.
1 captainpriapism 2019-02-22
literally anyone who ever believed this faggot for a second is gullible and retarded lmao
hate crimes arent real its going to be great being able to deny this shit ever happens
1 J4yJayJ4y 2019-02-22
He is so thick he probably had his own return address on the back.
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-02-22
He didn't even try to hide his handwriting
1 1029384756-mk2 2019-02-22
This is why being a good actor doesen't automatically make you a good writer.
1 nuffsaidson 2019-02-22
Because it was ignored. It was then escalated to the subway incident.
1 pandaSmore 2019-02-22
r/expanddong
1 IvanTheMildlyAdequat 2019-02-22
Because it's actually incredibly realistic. That MAGA return address is what every alt-right terrorist uses. They share a PO Box. That crude stick drawing is the real cincher though. Only the most hardcore alt-right terrorists would make a stick drawing THAT threatening. All of you doubting Jussie based on this realistic letter smh
1 darkstar1031 2019-02-22
That he sent to himself.
1 Bassinyowalk 2019-02-22
Want more drama?
In 2007, Jussie was arrested for DUI. Instead of giving the police his own name, he gave them his brother’s name.
Like, what is that going to do but make you look like an asshole and possibly get another charge?
1 Llamaface79 2019-02-22
I have autism from looking at this.
1 Gtyyler 2019-02-22
Is that supposed to be a gun or a penis shooting some jizz?
1 slackdaddy9000 2019-02-22
All those God damn 7 year old racist empire fans.
1 Unicornflehm 2019-02-22
Maybe whoever made this just genuinely writes and draws like this xD
1 southernrail 2019-02-22
Its not even a tree....Its a fucking palm tree.....how ridiculously L.A.
1 JumbledFun 2019-02-22
Is this actually real? This can't possibly be real, how could anyone take this serious...
1 ballrot 2019-02-22
Trees sure have changed
1 the_doobieman 2019-02-22
Looks like he made it LMAO
1 Just_A_Jeweler 2019-02-22
PoOr jUsSie, pWeAse d-DOn'T "de" .
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I read scenarios where people do this, and some how they get caught-like every fucking time. Jussie may have pulled this stunt under pressure-and it wouldn't surprise me, nor does it make him any less of a cunt. Honestly with the way things are its best to tune out the media, political, and religious discussions, and recline to some good music or hobby. The circle jerk discussions around all this mess just leaves me wondering is I made a mistake not investing in KY Jelly^TM. I mean seriously everyone has a hard on for something that will upset them and give them the feeling that thy have something to say.
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What Non-profits/politicians/religious organizations will do for money/exposure will make you sick. They apply the most morally reprehensible tactics in order to achieve their aim.