r/drama: How the /r/drama moderators relate to the Greek pantheon

Remember Momruepari, our Hephaestus-like meme crafting god? Well, he got b& for 3 weeks for posting the full pic. Got b& again 3 days later and still is today.

1 A4GrandDaddy 2019-02-22

Free my nigga u/momruepari

1 -DeadHead- 2019-02-22

Free your grand son, what you're doing with him is disgusting and illegal.

1 shitpersonality 2019-02-22

Lawlz is the dog

1 TreLoon 2019-02-22

Switching to the Egyptian gods, WorldAroundEwe is obvious Anubis, the god of embalming and death.

1 Coonass_alt 2019-02-22

im pretty sure hera isn't the goddess of fertility

that's as far as i made it through your post before my anti-autism suit failed.

1 Van-Diemen 2019-02-22

Hades

Don't forget how he kidnapped a young maiden.

1 MySecretPostOffice 2019-02-22

meta posting

1 antihexe 2019-02-22

/u/AnnArchist

1 AnnArchist 2019-02-22

Atlas.

/Shrug

1 AnnArchist 2019-02-22

Lol I gotta sign up for some mod award that gives you gold credits now

1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-02-22

I was reading a paper recently on maladaptive dreaming. Lawlz you fit the bill! Congrats.

1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-22

No Circo or goys wth?

You’re right Riemann is the worst mod on the list. That dood is unironically lame

1 automatic_cluck 2019-02-22

Tell about the Cluck

1 JumbledFun 2019-02-22

Careful anally, lawlz is crushin on you

1 Metatron58 2019-02-22

If I murder all of you does that make me Kratos?

1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2019-02-22

Greek Gods. Lists Medusa.

I can't believe you've done this.

1 CordialCalamity 2019-02-22

This is dumb and you are the god of stupid 😡

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-22

no u

1 CordialCalamity 2019-02-22

😲 impossible 😠😐😵🤪🤯

1 captainpriapism 2019-02-22

the only thing greek about the mods is all the anal sex

1 SuperElf 2019-02-22

he’s a mod

on the internet

on a subreddit for raging homosexuals

he does it for free

he takes his “job” very seriously

he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life

he trolls images he doesn’t like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack

he will never have a real job

he will never move out of his parent’s house

he will never be at a healthy weight

he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket

he will never have a girlfriend

he will never have any friends

1 RobotApocalypse 2019-02-22

Haha dostortedlines didn’t make the list

1 DistortedLines 2019-02-22

Its over. After all my attention whoring...

1 RobotApocalypse 2019-02-22

I’m sorry bud, you’re still my favourite border agent

1 DistortedLines 2019-02-22

1 quality_bratwurst 2019-02-22

Is Snally actually knocked up or is it a meme?

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-22

I'm not sure tbh

1 mohkohnsepicgun 2019-02-22

Who would be Pan, god of the pipes and fucker of goats?

1 Slaanesh_0 2019-02-22

We still need a Bacchus. Do we have any cool wine mods?

1 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-02-22

Nice post MisterLawlz. Have an updoot.

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-22

thanks buddy

1 SchizoDramaTard 2019-02-22

FUCK YOU BITCH LWLZ🤬🤬🤬🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾 ,,!’mmmmmm fucking

1 jewdanksdad 2019-02-22

lawlz you are more like Hera, always getting cucked by another man.

1 Wild_Hunt 2019-02-22

The Admins would be better as the Titans; vague, ancient monsters

1 georgeapg 2019-02-22

I just can't get the image of u/masterlawlz and tay having sweet lesbian sex.

Lawlz suckling on tays engorged clitoris. Tay gently applying lube to her strapon. Both scissoring to mutual completion. Tay using a butter knife to carve lawlz a 5th gussy while quietly moaning "look what you made me do".

u/masterlawlz would lovingly apply a pulsing electo-vibrator to tay-tays massive clit. While experiencing wave after wave of electro orgasms she would bite into masterlawlz thigh drawing blood while simultaneously sending lawlz into his own orgasm.

Now we both know that years of repressing her sexuality has left tay unable to be satisfied by just one woman. She would bring another woman into the bedroom. You can choose who you want, maybe your mom but i will use Rosie O'donnell. Tay would slowly insert her finger into u/masterlawlz anus and gently massage her prostate while taking her pathetic shecock in her mouth. After taking a few ladyloads in her pretty mouth she would go down on Rosie, gently kissing her thighs before gently regurgitating Lawlz potent sperm onto Rosie's gaping gash.

With that tay would spend hours fondling Rosie's fat folds and suckling on her three nipples while lawlz groveled at her feet.

Imagine tay slitting u/masterlawlz open from sternum to groin before crawling into his gaping chest. Once inside she would break off a rib and use it to pleasure her tight moist gussy. She would scream in pleasure before biting down on his left lung to muffle her screams.

Just imagine taytay holding u/masterlawlz at gun point and forcing him to wear a mullet wig and sing achy breaky heart while impregnating miley cyrus who would be wearing her Hannah Montana wig.

After a few months of lustful lesbian sex Tay and Lawlz would decide to spend a few weeks alone in the mountains of Kentucky where she would ritualisticlly remove his third testicle and cook it in a tasteful blend of eleven herbs and spices. She would then eat his essence while desecrating a statue of Vishnu by using it as a dildo.

Before Tay put him in he place Lawlz had delusions of grandeur, believing himself to be like a God. More specifically he claimed to be Zeus. Tay went along with his delusions at first but then she decided that if he was Zeus then he should try and make up for all the pain he had done. She decided that the best way to make up for all of the rape and animal sex that he committed would be to have it all done to him three fold. Eventually after the seventh time a animal perforated his colon he stopped believing in his own divinity.

1 LongPostBot 2019-02-22

Ma'am we've been over this before. You need to stop.

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1 georgeapg 2019-02-22

Why won't you let my love bloom?

1 Dramatictuna 2019-02-22

Greek gods

Uranus

That's a roman god, you dunce. What sort of education system they got down in the great state of Texas?

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-22

The Wikipedia article acted like Greeks called him Uranus too

Also, shut up nerd

1 Dramatictuna 2019-02-22

I think it's because they had similar versions of gods. Like one set begat the other or something.

Don't tell me to shut up. It's rude and unbecoming of a southern gentleman.

1 JohnBlind 2019-02-22

Nah lawlz is right

How embarrasing