1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-23

I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-23

too real

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-23

oof

1 seenten 2019-02-23

How does it feel to be bent over by some lines of code?

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-23

painful and unbecoming

1 Smoothieshakes 2019-02-23

This but unironically

1 King_Drumpf 2019-02-23

Perfect.

1 captainlvsac 2019-02-23

Snappy = skynet

1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-02-23

This could have been for any of the drama mods, but robot is still on point

1 ElonMuskarr 2019-02-23

Beyond sentient

1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-02-23

I think if you gave an average person a list of Snappy's replies, they couldn't do a better job than Snappy

1 RealJackAnchor 2019-02-23

Unironically this. Any human perfect enough to capture Snappy's brilliance probably wouldn't waste their time pretending to be a bot. Even I can't comprehend levels of autism that high.

1 darkstar1031 2019-02-23

Damn. SnapshillBot hit with the flamethrower. That shit's gonna burn for a hot minute.

1 ryandanegayin 2019-02-23

Don't call Snappy by his full name, he gets embarrassed.

1 furrthur 2019-02-23

Imagine getting your life destroyed by a robot

1 uniqueguy263 2019-02-23

/u/MasterLawlz: Coal Miner

1 Warhammy_ 2019-02-23

Should just learn to code

1 rnjbond 2019-02-23

Or a Buzzfeed blogger

1 ObsessedAussie 2019-02-23

Imagine getting your life destroyed

1 yespleaseifyoucan 2019-02-23

Consciousness has been achieved

1 cptnhaddock 2019-02-23

5 min.. fucking stud

1 matt123hihat 2019-02-23

This is beyond science

1 ncnotebook 2019-02-23

More transcendental than any religion

1 PM_ME_UR_NIPPLES_BAE 2019-02-23

SENTIENT

1 elephantofdoom 2019-02-23

It's beautiful.

1 TheOldNebula 2019-02-23

r/murderedbywords

1 sea_lecture 2019-02-23

snappy SNAPPED

1 windupcrow 2019-02-23

N...nani

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-23

Sorry /u/Phedre we had a good run

1 phedre 2019-02-23

It's for the best, really. I would always feel insecure about coming second to shitposting on r/drama.

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-23

as any woman should

1 ardasyenden 2019-02-23

wow, I actually respect you now, misterlawlz. Alhamdulillah brother

1 ObsessedAussie 2019-02-23

Inshallah brother

1 umar4812 2019-02-23

Based and redpilled.

1 sub2tine 2019-02-23

coming second

you guys dated?

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-23

she wishes

1 phedre 2019-02-23

On what planet do you think Lawlz' dates would come at all?

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-23

Well the female orgasm is a myth, much like Atlantis or Paraguay

1 cmakk1012 2019-02-23

jajajajajajajajajaja

1 phedre 2019-02-23

Your right hand doesn't count.

1 AnnArchist 2019-02-23

Ham?

1 phedre 2019-02-23

Any hole is a goal.

1 Dramatictuna 2019-02-23

Bad ham

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-23

I still have you tagged as ruining r/drama for making a post that reached the front page. But now I take that back, Masterlawlz continuously makes drama a more terrible place than it already is

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-23

Yeah but terrible in a good way, right?

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-23

Id rather have this place flooded with allfugees than have you remove another worthy sticky to boost your ego because thats the only power youll ever have in your life.

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-23

But getting downvoted on /r/drama is the only way I can achieve orgasm

1 Sir_David_S 2019-02-23

Poor Stacy...

1 YesChancellor 2019-02-23

DEPORT 👏 THEM 👏 ALL

1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-02-23

/r/goodrealtexts

1 WiggityWatchinNews 2019-02-23

Wtf is going on there

1 goopa-troopa 2019-02-23

I second this statement. Ya boy mui confused

1 wwaalleess 2019-02-23

Gussy 🤮🤮🤮

1 VicisSubsisto 2019-02-23

You don't know that. Could be trussy.

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-23

mayo gussy

🤮🤮🤮

1 kaczynskireborn 2019-02-23

Hope you like your kidneys bro

1 Vurtizontal 2019-02-23

This looks kind of fake.

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-23

no u

1 Vurtizontal 2019-02-23

You right. I apologize.

1 do_a_humanflag 2019-02-23

I hear they're real and they're spectacular

1 Removedpixel 2019-02-23

Well I just reverse searched the image, it seems to be very real

1 Removedpixel 2019-02-23

Well I just reverse searched the nude and I couldn't find it online, it seems to be very real

1 EA705 2019-02-23

It’s Brett Rossi

1 Raiden-666 2019-02-23

You know her name because she was with Charlie Sheen right?

1 ThePitterPat 2019-02-23

what would possibly make this fake???

1 NapoleonBonerpart5 2019-02-23

Lawlz is this a crypto ad for Orange Theory Fitness?

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-23

no

1 dart200m 2019-02-23

yawn

#god

1 Neon_needles 2019-02-23

If you get her pregnant, you wont be able to afford anymore Lego bionicle sets

1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-02-23

🤔😬

1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-02-23

Or he just pulls a "just going out for a Lego bionicle set, I'll be back kiddo." Classic move.

1 cmakk1012 2019-02-23

wow rude

1 Let_you_down 2019-02-23

Why is that? He already has plenty of diapers on hand (going to be too big for a fresh baby, but I don't think that'll stop him) and he seems like the type that'll give bionicle toys to a newborn.

1 OG_Snapper 2019-02-23

Shut the fuck up already you're not funny

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-23

no

1 OG_Snapper 2019-02-23

you constantly pin this retard shit

1 sheepinblack 2019-02-23

Is anything posted to r/drama not retard shit?

1 cmakk1012 2019-02-23

Ben “Pounding browns into the ground” Garrison is a stable genius with a healthy appreciation of Clinton gussy

1 zergling_Lester 2019-02-23

bubble butt

1 Raiden-666 2019-02-23

s.o.d is an amazing band!

1 zergling_Lester 2019-02-23

I meant this, what's amazing about your stuff?

1 lol_te_gusto 2019-02-23

Why so cranky?

1 d-amazo 2019-02-23

masterlawlz fucked his mom and forgot to call the next day

1 -Hill-La-Hill- 2019-02-23

Better then another dumbass thread about Bussy Smollett

1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-23

Cope

1 chaneightseven 2019-02-23

she cute

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-23

thanks

1 le_epic_xd 2019-02-23

\white |gussy \""real"" text \le Reddit irl

1 mrsuns10 2019-02-23

Man no one ever sends me nudes

1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-02-23

Noone should feel left out like that

1 mrsuns10 2019-02-23

bruh

1 zergling_Lester 2019-02-23

Lmao the pp

1 snallygaster 2019-02-23

PLEASE let /u/annoysthegoys commandeer your tinder profile.

PLEASE

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-23

Why though?

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-23

It'll be fun for everyone

1 SJCards 2019-02-23

Unironically this.

1 JohnBlind 2019-02-23

Just think about how succesfully /u/annoysthegoys could haggle with the hoes and bring down their hourly rate

1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-02-23

So you can drown in gussy

1 OniTan 2019-02-23

Did you bring the dog?

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-23

no

1 Wild_Hunt 2019-02-23

This lad ^ has met a LOT of women, strangely non seem to come back 🤔🤔

1 do_a_humanflag 2019-02-23

I hope you wouldn't hit that. she's a mayo

1 CPT_Clarnence 2019-02-23

Kinda can't believe you just assumed my gender. I mean, wow.

1 redmugofcoffee 2019-02-23

thank u masterlawlz, very cool

1 Xenepa 2019-02-23

This sub is so fucking bad now.

RIP /r/drama I loved you

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-23

This is a pleb tier take

1 GooseMan1515 2019-02-23

Sadly not lawlz. You know it used to be better. Before , before pingpocalypse, fuck, before the sub was filled with alt right autists from CA who got pinging banned in the first place.

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-23

Yeah losing pinging did suck did lol

It wasn’t always used for harassment, sometimes it was just funny

1 d-amazo 2019-02-23

you know how i know you're a newfag?

you think lawlz stickies are new

1 Xenepa 2019-02-23

I'll have you know my post reached top 3 all time here (now ~10).

Get on my level scrub.

1 Onii-chan_dai-suki 2019-02-23

U r dumb

1 Captain-Tripps 2019-02-23