I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.

Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.

Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?

You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!

BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!

IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY

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abortion apologists are truly the lowest scum on this hellbound earth

The radical centrist position is of course anti-life, anti-choice, with mandatory abortions for all.

This, but unironically.

After watching paw patrol with my niece all morning, I’m with you brother. How do I donate to your campaign?

I love paw patrol. My favorite is the police dog Chase, what is yours?

Has the socialist brigraide found that show? I know most of chappo are involuntarily child-free but if slate/buzzfeed thinks Thomas the Tank Engine is facist i cant imagine am what they say about cute police dogs

Thomas is worse than a fascist show. It's fucking boring

Abortions outlawed, bottle of Jack Daniels a day mandated.

Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others.

I am not pro-life or pro-choice. I am pro-abortion. I believe all children deserve death. All government funding across the world should go towards planned parenthood. No more military, no more healthcare, just abortions. Unite all the countries in the world for this cause. Change the UN into the UA, United Abortions. All these silver spoon politicians sitting up in their ivory towers, not giving a single fuck about what happens to the common man? Without us, they are nothing. What about the real problems, huh? The human race needs to be eradicated. That's just the simple truth. #humanabortion2018

Against women’s choice, but for killing babies.

Nah, I don't care if its murder, my mates misses has a little monkey growing inside of her, its so fucking weird I don't even know how to talk to her.

Its alien shit, we should be aiming for non womb bases babies.

Babies can actually develop in the liver.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2932608.stm

Day of the liverchild when

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all Catholic fetuses should be aborted

this but unironically 👀

That girl who got kicked out of school for being pro life is getting a yuge settlement check, I guarantee it.

If she exists I haven't been able to find anything else online about it

Since it's posted to TwoX, you can be 1000% sure it's fake.

She didn't get kicked out of the class permanently by the teacher. The teacher just asked her to go home that day due to the argument. It was the mom who said they would never come back.

Also it's in the UK so lol good luck getting a big check their legal system is retarded

In the UK abortion was just very recently legalized, I think sorry I don't hvae a loicense to care about Londonistan politics, but either way I think that would be a double yikes on the case of that school district.

school district

It's a dance class for little girls. No fat check is incoming.

Imagine being such a pleeb you can't fathom having dance in a class at your regular school because you didn't attend private school

Lmao I did go to private school. Having school run dance classes is public school bullshit for people who can't afford expensive out of school dance classes.

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imagine taking fucking dance classes lmao

I went to private school but we didn’t have dance classes or even home ec :(

I had home ec in private elementary school. It was fun but a total waste of time so you probably didn't miss out on much

I went to a public funded middle school and I got a neat sweater out of home ec.

In the UK abortion was just very recently legalized

It was legalised in the 1960s. Nobody cares about it and nobody has tried to change the laws for a long time. Its odd that someone would get upset about it in the UK at all. Its not an issue. Unless you want New York abortion laws...

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This had r/thathappened written all over it

yeah im from the uk and i dont think ive ever met or heard of someone getting this mad over pro life

The U.K. has some pro lifers, believe me. I know two at least, though I know one of them has much more tact.

Bet u didnt kno oi was gang raped by ten of me uncles sweaty, even saying pr* loife is a hatecrime

New York abortion laws...

You mean post-birth?

He's thinking of Ireland, which legalized it last year.. The whole thing spilled all the way over into drama here in the states, so I'm not sure how you limeys missed it.

Do you think the English give a fuck a out Ireland since they can't use them for cheap labour anymore?

Apart from northern Ireland where it is still criminalised

It’s abundantly clear you didn’t even read the drama lmao

Are you new here?

I think you’re thinking of Northern Ireland. Most of the UK has had legal abortions since about the same time as the US.

Lmao as if this actually happened in the first place. Guarantee this was just typed up by some fat bitch in her room at 2am after a realization that she will never find love

I think the opposite happened. It’s a bait post by a Christcuck incel. And he got exactly what he wanted.

That said abortion is murder after 6 weeks don’t @ me disgusting amoral degenerates.

@nom_chompy

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Why not after implantation? an implanted zygote has the exact same genome all the way through the stages of embryological development and into adulthood and till death. Every single living adult right now shared the same genome as his zygote, the only difference was time

Naw it has to have a brain stem and lil T-Red arms. Until then it’s just an uppity period.

What happens when you die, your limp lifeless body still has the same genome?

Zygotes have the genes that can enable them to create life if given time, no dead person is going to use his genes to resurrect himself.

lmfao you can't sue for being kicked out of a dance class for being a twat

pro-life isn't a protected class

lmfao you can't sue for being kicked out of a dance class for being a twat pro-life isn't a protected class

I agree with you if the person was causing a disturbance over some political issue and wouldn’t let it go they can/should be asked to leave it's a dance class not a place to push such discussions. That being said can you imagine the outrage in TwoX had some cunt came in pushing a pro abortion stance on a student and if that cunt were asked to leave by a teacher? It would be a total melt down and all the cunts screaching, “you have a right to your opinion but not the consequences,” would be screaching just as loud without the sense enough to taste the hypocrisy of, “she has a right to say how she feels about abortions! Reeeee!”

I mean obviously twox is retarded, that's like saying the sky is blue

The point is nobody's ever gonna get a fucking "settlement check" for being kicked out of dance class based on being an annoying twat. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dumber than twomanychromosomes

It’s dance class dumbass

I had an abortion at a young age too because I was raped when I was just 13. I was walking home late from school one January when these two skinny bald white guys with big eyes and heads approached me and asked if I wanted to take a ride in their “van”. I said OK because I was a dumb kid. Their van was huge and had a ramp leading up into it. I walk in and there were all these blinking lights and mist in their “van” and they asked if I wanted a drink. Like an idiot I said yes. Well several hours and several probings later, they dropped me off in the park and their van floated away into the sky. And their I was - alone and anally pregnant with some kind of weird big headed white kid inside me. Luckily, a day latter I had an emergency abortion (aka huge dump), and I was OK after that. So don’t tell me abortion is murder!

more believable

Why do people care so much that other people disagree with them? It's really weird.

Because sweaty our evolved 21st century moral sensibilities have proven that disagreement is a form of violence, and the legitimate use of violence must be strictly regulated by society and the state.

I hate people that misspell sweety

Oh you sweet summer child.

No joke though, "sweet summer child" is the most normie reddit meme out there, and you should really go somewhere where your security is assured and have a really good time.

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Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Did you just downvote me? Did you seriously fucking just downvote my comment because you didn't like my criticism of your normie meme? W r E k D by downboats, is this /r/drama in current year?

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK!

Imagine giving a shit about downvoted, even ironically.

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Don’t use Tay Tay against me like that ;(

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...because they try to get their opinions turned into laws that we all have to live by. Every conflict you can possibly name boils down to people disagreeing. This is your brain on MDE.

Disagreement is fine, it’s when they are wrong that it’s offensive.

Because having a different opinion make OP litterally unsafe

Now they’re posting all over social media how their child is being demonised for being pro life 🙄 and some parents are agreeing with them

Yeah well by your own admittance isn't that literally what happened?

The "WOW SO YOU'RE LITERALLY SAYING ____??" tactic only works if your partner's biting the bullet really would put them outside of the Overton window. Otherwise when you do so and start screeching about "harassment" or "hate speech" when your little play doesn't work you will come off as a bully.

Lmao. This bitch was just baiting the pro lifer, and acts in.

This story didn’t happen, but if it did,

baiting a prolifer by being a rape victim who needed an abortion

OP was the one asking the questions. She was deliberately cornering the kid between saying "yeah, sorry about the abortion, but this is what I believe" or saying "oh never mind, in your case it's different."

Thats what I meant. People don't have reading comprehension i guess.

This bitch was just baiting the pro lifer, and acts Innocent.

based and babymurderpilled

I would say that rape victims abortions are on the very edge of the window...

People don't know the difference between the legality and principle of free speech. We're all fucking doomed.

Just link them the universal declaration of human rights.

You are free to speak but you aren't free of consequences is the most restarted shit ever. Seriously that sounds like something Stalin would have said.

that xqc comic singlehandedly destroyed the free speech debate on the internet, and some retards think it's completely sound logic.

eh, I think most people get it. You can post any shit you want on reddit but reddit, the company dictates rules that you have to follow.

Similarly there are general unannounced informal rules that exist that you have to follow depending on context and environment. In america, you can act like a retard all you want near the side walk, and government won't stop you as long as you don't impede other people's movement, but PEOPLE have all the rights to call you retard and make fun of you.

The principle of free speech is debatable, believe it or not, again, depending on context. For example, I don't agree that money should be considered free speech, but in America, it is. A lot of retards treat free speech as get out of the jail free card and find it surprising, and act shocked even that people disagree with how their principles should be interpreted. You can sling the N word all you want on /r/drama and nobody gives a shit, but say that in real life, and be prepared to get your face plastered all over the internet. Thats what the crux of this debate is.

I don't like talking about it

FUCK YOU I WAS RAPED writes long post about it for sympathy points

this is exactly what I don't want

I don't like talking about it

Gets offended after baiting someone with personal information that the other person didn't know about. Gets the offender kicked out of class. That's like putting sugar water on your skin then slapping a mosquito for biting you.

I really hope the "second mother" teacher gets sued and then hates OP while languishing in poverty. Two doses of reality with one spergout.

Won't happen, being pro-life is not a protected category so the dance instructor can discriminate against it.

Wait, mosquitoes like sugar now?

I based that entire example off of that one scene in the Parent Trap.

One of my closest friends required a medical abortion, as the fetus was growing in her fallopian tube. Not terminating her pregnancy would have killed not only the fetus but herself too. Pro-life extremists called her a murderer too. Harassment is harassment reguardless of the reason.

Jesus. I’m pro-choice but there’s a fuckin’ difference between needing a abortion to continue to live and wanting one to continue being a slut. Nothing against sluts to be clear.

Imagine giving a shit about gussies shoving coat hangers up their hole whatever the reason is

Giving a shit about anything younger than a three years old 🤣🤣🤣

And like 97% of all abortions are just for convenience. Rape/incest and medical necessity abortions are the exception, not the rule.

Not really. Banning abortion would ban abortion for this case too. Anti choicers really don’t give a shit.

Anti choicers

That's pro-life for you faggot.

Wrong

I think really only the Catholic Church would be that strict, I doubt Protestants would follow suit on that. And Catholics have a way of voting against their own church ideals so it would never get to that. Unless you have data that says otherwise.

Data that says what?

That banning abortion would ban ectopic pregnancy abortions as well.

I dunno what data about that would look like. A survey from Catholics? I just don’t trust evangelicals not to ban it 100% once they make it mostly illegal.

Amerilards who all seem to think that the concept of free speech was invented by, and only pertains to their constitution is one of the most obnoxious things on the internet.

All of these replies about free speech - the pro-life girl has the right to say whatever she would like, but she also has to accept any consequences from her statements.

"There is freedom of speech, but I cannot guarantee freedom after speech" - Idi Amin

So the Soviet Union was a free country after all!

Every time I read a 2x post I get closer to converting to Islam.

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(medical) Abortion is halal in Islam till the fifth week so it's no good either.

Abortion is fine if it's for a legitimate reason

Abortion = murder

Meat = murder

therefore abortion = meat

In the words of Mike Myers (yikes!), "the other, other white meat".

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ok grandpa

I'm due to have an abortion on Tuesday. Me and my partner already have two beautiful daughters together, but we have both agreed that it would be the wrong choice for all four of us to bring another life into the world.

Wasn't abortions "selling" point something like safe, legal, and rare?

Its like shes going to get a measles shot or something.

"Hey yea I kill my baby in a few days, but you know, its better that way. "

Even more so, if they already have kids, have they not figured out how birth control works?

You don't need to understand birth control to have kids

"Hey yea I kill my baby in a few days, but you know, its better that way. "

yeah she should just bring this unwanted child into the world when they determine that they're not capable of caring for another one

that's certainly the responsible, moral choice to make.

Just take birth control ffs. How hard Is that?

i dunno, i'm not a woman so i don't take birth control, but i also don't give a shit if women have abortions because i'm not an autist and it doesn't effect my life in any metric at all

Neither do I, I only care if they post it online and talk about it.

Because birth control fails, moron.

Have your man get his balls clipped then.

What if he doesn't want to clip his balls?

She can get her tubes tied.

y u care so much?

That can also fail. I'd rather have people give birth to children they want instead of giving birth to unwanted children because some tard on the internet said so.

That can also fail.

Then it's a sign from Allah to keep the baby.

Then deal with the consequences of risky behavior.

God forbid your choices might have negative outcomes. WONT SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN SO WE CAN ABORT THEM

It's not a child it's a parasite that needs the body of another to survive. It's not even it's own person. People like you are why we need abortions

That's bot the definition of a parasite, tard

This is from Merriam Webster dictionary k?

Parasite:

an organism living in, with, or on another organism

something that resembles a biological parasite in dependence on something else for existence or support without making a useful or adequate return

K. Come back to me when you have a non-retarded response.

an organism that lives in or on an organism of another species

Next time don't leave out the most important word, retard

I didn't leave out anything.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/parasite

Dropped out of school in 2nd grade? How sad

Lmao yes you did, but I'll go slowly for you cause youre a fucking idiot.

an organism living in, with, or on another organism

That's the definition you said that totally didn't leave anything out

an organism living in, with, or on another organism in parasitism

That'a the definition I assume you were quoting from the link you gave, which clearly has that in parasitism tacked on.

an intimate association between organisms of two or more kinds

So thats the definition of parasitism, lets substitute to see the whole thing

Parasite: an organism living in, with, or on another organism in an intimate association between organisms of two or more kinds.

So there it is dumbass, you need 2 different species to be a parasite. A human fetus in a human woman is, by definition, not a parasite.

Lmao fucking retard doubling down like hes a normie

I don't consider a fetus the same species as a human.

because you're a fucking retard faggot that disagrees with modern science but acts like you have a clue. A fly larva is still the same species as a fly.

Hence, there's a whole term for when a species of one animal carries the fetus of a different species, and it ain't "pregnant."

get fucked, fuck face

A fetus is not a person and doesn't deserve rights.

Fails and you get pregnant anyway

Okay now what

Have fun with the kid.

Good thing abortion is still legal

yeah she should just bring this unwanted child into the world when they determine that they're not capable of caring for another one

I doubt you know a lot about how these sorts of things work, but assuming it was just impossible for them to bring in another child, which is highly doubtful, there are long lists for adoptions these days. Its not like there is one choice of misery for the child or death.

why is it so important to you that unborn babies be born into unwanted conditions? other than the idea of people killing fetuses upsets you?

other than the idea of people killing fetuses upsets you?

If all fetuses eventually resulted in faggots like you i'd make it my life's calling to kill every single unborn fetus.

, but we have both agreed that it would be the wrong choice for all four of us to bring another life into the world.

All four huh? That has to be the best conversation to have with your young children, "remeber our talk about where babies cone from? Well mommy is going to the doctor to get rid of your little sibling"

It's trollx so it's probably a boy.

You're free to think and believe whatever you want, as long as those beliefs are approved, of course.

I hope the kicked out girl gets all the money and a Comet Ping Pong style investigation into that den of evil that evicts for daring to speak against child murder

I have no idea why the topic of abortion came up but it did

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Am downvoting every comment that says “This, but unironically”

This, but unironically

There is absolutely no reason for that sub to exist

All of these replies about free speech - the pro-life girl has the right to say whatever she would like, but she also has to accept any consequences from her statements. You can’t expect the dance teacher to ignore what happened, and you can’t expect the OP not to get very upset over being accused of a crime. Free speech isn’t some magic “get out of jail free” card.

I can't be the only one who finds it funny they're talking about people wanting to be free of consequences when the discussion is about abortion.

Foids

Consistency

Fat chance

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Free speech isn’t some magic “get out of jail free” card.

That's literally what it is though. Unironically literally.

Gussy, not even once.

Gussy, not even once.

That pist is one big giant trigger fest. Just looking for something to be upset about.

Thay thread blows my mind. Nothing that was described in that situation was harassment. It is a very pro life stance person staying true to that stance when given a shitty scenario and attached to the one she is talking to. There wasn't anything that suggested that the gimr was harping on OP after she said it. And everyone is going "no she got herself kicked out, it's not a free speech issue." Like, it's not. It's a clear cut example of somone answering a question with a, in my mind as well, disagreeable and crass stance and somehow answering that solicited question is harassment.

Nothing that was described in that situation was harassment.

OP emotional manipulation is hoving close to bullying

I had an arbitration once it was better than being sued.

I was taped when I was 13

(X) - to doubt

>Dear diary, I got into a disagreement. Literally shaking rn.

Pro abortion people should be sterilized

What if you're pro-avortion because it's the most successful social eugenics program in human history?

Laughs in "Abortion rates by race and ethnicity"

No need thay do that to themselves already

there is like 1 case in history of a person being raped and being impregnated

Freedom of speech not freedom from repercussions guys c'mon know y'all know better.

“I don’t like your opinion so I’m telling on you!”

The only thing that annoys me in this whole situation is that that actually worked.

Jesus most of those comments are just a circlejerk

I remember being a teen and kind of pro-life (raised religious) this girl on my bus told me she had an abortion and even as a teenager I thought well it was probably for the best and kept my mouth shut. I guess I'm just bragging. #staywoke

so based on the comments here we're just going to believe this even though it's prime r/thathappened material?

How do none of these idiots realize no prolife person is against abortions in the case the mothers life is in danger, the first reply is about terminating an eptopicpregnancy

Someone raped me and so i must punish the innocent byproduct

Some country bombed my country's innocent civilians so i must take revenge by blowing up their innocent civilians in retaliation, preferably on 9/11

Feminists did 9/11 prove me wrong.

“She’s like a second mom to me” 🚪🏃‍♂️➿

I remember laughing at tumblr posts a couple years ago when /r/fatpeoplehate was still a thing.

Now we have tumbltards in congress. We are super fucked.