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Of course Heinrich Himmler weighs in on ubermensch problems.

the thing with Himmler is he was actually jacked but he was also fat, kinda like the guy from GoT

Length:5" Circumference:4"

Jesus they actually have their d#ck measurements as flair.

How is 5 inches a tiny dick problem? Isn’t that average

Pretty much. Porn has fucked with everyone’s head. Your dick doesn’t need to be the size of a TV remote to get the job done.

Aren't a lot of those fake too? I think I remember reading that. I doubt many people are naturally Dirk Diggler

Allegedly there are a lot of fakes. I haven't looked very far into it.

I kind of see why Japan pixels out the genitalia. Having nothing to do with religion, porn really does seem to be having a weird effect on society now that someone can get off to whatever wild shit they're into 24/7. We may want to start looking into that.

Aren't a lot of those fake too?

Yea. Between hiring short people and forced perspective you can do a lot to make an average cock seem huge

They actually mean 3. Kind of like the 5'9 guy that says he's 5'11.

Word. I thought mine was average until I got to college.

Sure it is. You’re perfectly normal.

XDD

First, no. Second, the problem at hand is girth, and yeah, 4" circumference is not much to be proud of.

7 inches is average if you exclude asian populations. if you are white with less then big yikes

gaslight me one ... more ... time 💀☠️☠️☠️ 💀😡😡

The real average is actually 10 inches because women have zero inches and bring the average down

Women have negative inches

Well, no, that's not quite right either. But as long as you can reach the cervex (and I don't mean batter it relentlessly) it's enough.

Isn't that average.

It's around the average. But foids want more.

OMEGACOPE

How is 5 inches a tiny dick problem?

Because it's attached to a fucking knob who think all other men are secretly porn stars

And lol at the downvotes. I guess I triggered some cucks.

I have to pay for sex, but let me look down on the guys who could at least attract women enough to marry them before doling them out to other dudes.

If your dick is less than 10 inches, it over. Unless it directly smashes a foid's cervix she will cheat on you with Chad.

Based and Chadpilled.

Or leave for the five inch guy with a good appetite and amazing tongue. He can call himself whatever he likes.

He

Who?

Guys that believe their dick is on small side even when it’s average size and are rather insecure about it tend to compensate by being really good at oral. Win win for their partner.

Big dick chad just turns up and smashes the cervix and it’s game over until you recover.

Big dick chad just turns up and smashes the cervix and it’s game over until you recover.

Based

insecure

good at sex

Nope

Mine is 6 inches and never had a woman complain, just moaning from pleasure, but then again, I only fuck good women. Ask a woman what's the biggest dick they've had, if it's bigger than the average, or yours, dumb that cum dumpster, probably has a disease or two, and that chewed up yeast-infested spoiled oyster is doubtly worth it anyways.

Cope. I just want MasterLawlz

Too bad, his saving his virginity for his dad.

Idk. I had a visit with him a while ago. Lots of exercise for both us. Let's just say he had some trouble sitting down afterwards if you know what I mean 😎😎😎

I'm talking about his penis virginity. /u/masterlawlz lost his anal virginity at 3 y.o to his mother.

Another thing I have noticed is that if I bring a girl to orgasm through oral they tend to be way more loose for PIV. Escorts are >the way to go for me. I can't deal with the shame, rejection, humiliation and the potential for others to find out.

You are going down on escorts?

bold fuckin strategy cotton, bet he tongue kiss em too smh.

wait so this fool is still insecure when he can admittedly give them orgasms? wut

Funny how that works huh?

Why does he complain about being 10% bodyfat? Skellies have an easy time gaining mass as they don't have to worry about getting fat. Much better than when you're weak but still 18% bodyfat, that's basically skinnyfat purgatory.

I wasn’t complaining about 10% BF I was curious to see if that had any relation, that’s all.

Considering the average cock is 10" long and 8" in diameter for every inch you're below that in length you need to add at least an inch in girth to fully satisfy your sexual partners.

5 is small

might as well just shoot myself at this point

5.5” is the actual average.

7 inch mastet race boppin that back wall