I’ve lived with my ex for over a year i’m already resigned to being the hermit crab equivalent of a man. I have nothing to lose cept this bitch i already hate which makes me incredibly dangerous 🦇
I mean, there's being an /r/drama poster and being so pathetic that you have to do everything in your life ironically because you're afraid to be a real human being, but sure
I’ve seen what chapo posters normally look like, and you’re probably the closest to being a man. On the other hand you’re still subhuman for posting on chapo, or even using the internet.
I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.
You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.
You can believe in things while also not care about some retard on the internet making an ass out of himself. I thought creatine was supposed to improve brain function? Apparently not.
yeah, i forgot that the internet has nothing to do with reality. it hasn't helped to turn the posters here, into nihilistic, empty husks of human beings or anything like that, and certainly doesn't perpetuate the use of harmful language either. you got it, smartman
The internet outside of Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Youtube, and larger news sites rarely bleeds into real life, and people that spend time in non-normie spaces rarely act the same in real life as they do online.
i'm a straight cis white dude; none of this dumb shit actually affects me personally. there's this crazy thing about living in a society™ where you're supposed to care about other people, though. this is foreign to the hellman's jar of this subreddit, i see, but lord
i dunno, why don't you take it from people who actually are in the community of people that gets called "retard"? or "kike"? or whatever? that's what i tend to do; it seems like, you know, the obvious fucking way to think about this.
Stoicism is an ancient philosophical tradition thats been influential for centuries but let me tell you about a 19th century philosiphy that's only ever resulted in failed states and tyranny, chud.
You just flashed your pasty legs at the whole sub because you can't stand the thought of us thinking that you're not a big boy with big boy muscles. Now you're claiming that your ability to give a shit about that makes you better than other people.
Why do people who post on Chapo constantly think it's at all necessary to "be a real human being" i.e. show genuine emotion on a really gay website like reddit? Can one not show genuine emotion or interest in their real life without needing to on a forum for dweebs?
To seriouspost for one minute, I take many things in my life seriously, including for example my politics. Why does that have to translate to using the internet as a personal crusade against people who disagree, on forum I might add where the entire point is to make people mad. And that's fine if you find that behavior pathetic, because it honestly is. But that doesn't equate to people here not taking shit seriously in their personal, offline life. It seems as though Chapo posters want people to bear all on an anonymous website for whatever retarded reason
Just because someone doesn't take a gay ass website like reddit at all seriously doesn't mean they don't take personal matters seriously in their offline lives.
It seems as though all chapotards constantly want people to bear all on an anonymous website. I don't understand this behavior at all but its so common among these people
True, you hardly have any arch. I’m conflicted on how much it protects shoulders, feel like retracted scapula achieves most of that. Very nice lift overall.
I think my shoulders would be in better condition if I had better back mobility lmao, but I got hit by a car on my bike so it's not as good as it could be
You can definitely see from side views how much it can help prevent that external rotation, though
Socialism appeals to trannies, drug addicts, and other social outcasts because when the government provides for you you dont have to worry about competing with those that are normal and well-adjusted. Unless you're a diversity hire, most companies and organizations are going to seek out those that are socially capable with moderate political views. Not many organizations are going to pursue the bipolar tranny that whines about trans erasure and Hegelian dialectics and the other dumb shit you cant stop talking about.
No, you just dehumanize people, have no understanding of politics whatsoever ("the democrats are too far left" lmao), post in /r/conspiracy, and post a bunch of racist shit too. I'm sorry for calling you a worthless piece of shit—I should have called you a worthless, stupid piece of shit. blocked, bye
You're the one calling people worthless pieces of shit. How is that not dehumanising? Oh wait, you're a chapotard so hypocricy is your bread and butter.
Given that you're a male feminist those muscles are probably used to hold down woman as you rape them, so in your case it would be better off for society if you weren't swole.
Yo bro have you ever had a gf? Asking cause I wanna get into lifting too but I'm anxious lol like do you have more luck with girls now? Looks like you do also you sound pretty cool lol wish I were like you and girls liked me
I think you can brag about your lifts as long as you also share an embarrassing lift story.
I remember one time I deadlifted 215 and this big burly black dude came in and deadlifted less than that and I felt like a superhero until I had to roll the bench bar up on my thighs as I failed a 105 bench.
lmao someone tell this retard that just because you can lift weights doesn't mean you can fight.
and seeing how fanny flustered that faggot is getting in these comments i'd be willing to bet all it'd take is a stiff breeze and a teenager-tier insult to get him blubbering like a baby.
I can’t believe my throw away snipe at libs doing calisthenics instigated this. Yesterday a MAGAcel told me to dress my children in drag over a low-effort Mayo joke and now some dude is posting his face online because people riffed on libs no lift.
Wow I spent a whole ass week posting and commenting in this sub telling everyone I was a chapocel and I never got a whole thread about me 😤😤😤
This is ableist af, yikes
Imagine being such a sad little person that you post a webm of you struggling to lift weights on a thread in /r/drama in some bizarre attempt to prove you aren't a sad little person.
that wasn't what i would call a struggle, but i understand your calling it that given that you've probably never achieved anything in your life. also, it's more weight than you can deadlift, i'm sure, so who really cares what you think about it?
But he does have a point though. Arnold Schwarzenegger could pound the shit out of George Costanza l, but if Constanza has a .44 at his hip its a totally different story. To smash enemies of the people we must have both superior physiques and superior aim.
God I would love to clean some mosins with you, comrade.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-27
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1 loli_esports 2019-02-27
Ihop has the peg jump game too
1 Heydammit 2019-02-27
fite me irl fucker not online and c wat happens
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-02-27
Is there anything more pathetic? Oh right, being a chapotard
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
I mean, there's being an /r/drama poster and being so pathetic that you have to do everything in your life ironically because you're afraid to be a real human being, but sure
1 not_cool_guy_ 2019-02-27
I’ve seen what chapo posters normally look like, and you’re probably the closest to being a man. On the other hand you’re still subhuman for posting on chapo, or even using the internet.
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
now that i can agree to
1 ineed750bucks 2019-02-27
Tsugi ni omae wa..."postu hogguuuu"...to iu
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
The secret Joestar family strategy...
1 PM_ME_UR_NIPPLES_BAE 2019-02-27
Imagine taking fights on the internet seriously lmao
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-02-27
I actually just made this comment to see if you were pathetic enough to bite, and lo and behold, you did. You just can't resist, can you?
Now looks people, how i will make the monkey dance. Make another comment for me, monkey! Defend your precious women and worthless minorities.
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
"uhh huhhuh i was only pretending to be a dumb asshole" wow you got me with this new and exciting ruse
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-02-27
I dont understand monkey speak, but that was a great little dance, littel fella. Now dance some more!
1 ineed750bucks 2019-02-27
I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.
You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-27
Explain why laughing at poors is a bad thing
1 PM_ME_UR_NIPPLES_BAE 2019-02-27
imagine taking fights on the internet seriously lmao
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
imagine taking anything seriously! god i'm cool
1 d-amazo 2019-02-27
lmao we can all tell how mad you are m8
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
lmao my entire existence is predicated upon not believing anything and it's really funny when other people believe things
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-02-27
You can believe in things while also not care about some retard on the internet making an ass out of himself. I thought creatine was supposed to improve brain function? Apparently not.
1 d-amazo 2019-02-27
wow imagine bragging about having a worldview that mirrors edgy 14-year-olds, what an absolute faggot
1 boredcentsless 2019-02-27
Hey man, im sure you had en edgy nihilist phaae at 14 too
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
definitely
1 recriminology 2019-02-27
This, but unironically
1 refrigenatron 2019-02-27
Having strong convictions and beliefs is a good thing, expressing them on reddit or really anywhere online is retarded.
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
yeah, i forgot that the internet has nothing to do with reality. it hasn't helped to turn the posters here, into nihilistic, empty husks of human beings or anything like that, and certainly doesn't perpetuate the use of harmful language either. you got it, smartman
1 refrigenatron 2019-02-27
The internet outside of Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Youtube, and larger news sites rarely bleeds into real life, and people that spend time in non-normie spaces rarely act the same in real life as they do online.
1 Therattlesnakemaster 2019-02-27
New snappy quote please
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-02-27
Awww. I was upvoting you till I got here :(
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
what, did it trigger you? using slurs is Bad, actually
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-02-27
Did no one ever teach you about rubber and glue friendo?
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
i'm a straight cis white dude; none of this dumb shit actually affects me personally. there's this crazy thing about living in a society™ where you're supposed to care about other people, though. this is foreign to the hellman's jar of this subreddit, i see, but lord
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-02-27
I definitely care about other people. I just don’t think calling you a retard causes harm unless you let it cause harm.
Dropping the bar on your head - that would cause harm.
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
i dunno, why don't you take it from people who actually are in the community of people that gets called "retard"? or "kike"? or whatever? that's what i tend to do; it seems like, you know, the obvious fucking way to think about this.
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-02-27
This is a personal attack and literally causing me emotional harm.
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
i mean, meme about it if you want, but this is a really great read. cw for sui tho
1 TreLoon 2019-02-27
This isn't chapo, all the suicidal people would have gone and done it already like total chads.
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
i'm glad you're so enamored with me but you're kinda behind the times, babe
1 TreLoon 2019-02-27
Sorry I'm not as online as you
1 Earl_of_Grab 2019-02-27
1 TreLoon 2019-02-27
True stoicism has never been tried.
1 d-amazo 2019-02-27
Let me tell you this, r/drama is a den of snakes or something
i forgot how that pasta goes.
1 KingWayneX 2019-02-27
You would have LOVED the late 90s
1 PM_ME_UR_NIPPLES_BAE 2019-02-27
I take plenty of stuff seriously, just not internet arguments. I'm glad you do though, fresh lolcows are great
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
Too much time on KF, or is there just a lot of linguistic crossover?
1 PM_ME_UR_NIPPLES_BAE 2019-02-27
The latter, KF is too retarded even for me
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-02-27
This but unironically
1 Pinksister 2019-02-27
You just flashed your pasty legs at the whole sub because you can't stand the thought of us thinking that you're not a big boy with big boy muscles. Now you're claiming that your ability to give a shit about that makes you better than other people.
You are an incurable brainlet.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-27
Totally not seething btw
1 angrybluechair 2019-02-27
Uh, how you say... send pigu? Sendo pigu prease.
1 Jebidiah_Springfield 2019-02-27
Why do people who post on Chapo constantly think it's at all necessary to "be a real human being" i.e. show genuine emotion on a really gay website like reddit? Can one not show genuine emotion or interest in their real life without needing to on a forum for dweebs?
To seriouspost for one minute, I take many things in my life seriously, including for example my politics. Why does that have to translate to using the internet as a personal crusade against people who disagree, on forum I might add where the entire point is to make people mad. And that's fine if you find that behavior pathetic, because it honestly is. But that doesn't equate to people here not taking shit seriously in their personal, offline life. It seems as though Chapo posters want people to bear all on an anonymous website for whatever retarded reason
1 Jebidiah_Springfield 2019-02-27
Just because someone doesn't take a gay ass website like reddit at all seriously doesn't mean they don't take personal matters seriously in their offline lives.
It seems as though all chapotards constantly want people to bear all on an anonymous website. I don't understand this behavior at all but its so common among these people
1 EasySchmitty 2019-02-27
>arching your back that much doing the bench
To hell with what regulation says, it’s practically cheating.
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
My arch isn't even good. "Arching is cheating" was a meme we were all laughing at on the pl sub a couple years ago; I'm glad you're so up to date.
1 EasySchmitty 2019-02-27
t. cheater 🤣🤣🤣
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-02-27
True, you hardly have any arch. I’m conflicted on how much it protects shoulders, feel like retracted scapula achieves most of that. Very nice lift overall.
Also send hog.img
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
I think my shoulders would be in better condition if I had better back mobility lmao, but I got hit by a car on my bike so it's not as good as it could be
You can definitely see from side views how much it can help prevent that external rotation, though
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-02-27
Ah gotcha, that is unfortunate. Shoulders suck. I started skipping some pulling and OHP immediately began eating my left one.
1 CanadianCartman 2019-02-27
cyclists BTFO
1 KingWayneX 2019-02-27
jajajajajaja
1 diggity_md 2019-02-27
This is what a gommunist looks like
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
Hey man I don't control the totes messenger
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-27
A true 🅱️ommunist
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-02-27
This is literally the basis of millenial amd gen z culture
1 Therattlesnakemaster 2019-02-27
Lol you're the one who doesnt want to compete in social hierarchies with your more well adjusted peers
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
What does this even mean lmao
1 Therattlesnakemaster 2019-02-27
Socialism appeals to trannies, drug addicts, and other social outcasts because when the government provides for you you dont have to worry about competing with those that are normal and well-adjusted. Unless you're a diversity hire, most companies and organizations are going to seek out those that are socially capable with moderate political views. Not many organizations are going to pursue the bipolar tranny that whines about trans erasure and Hegelian dialectics and the other dumb shit you cant stop talking about.
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
Oh, I get it, it means that you're a worthless piece of shit. Gotcha
1 Therattlesnakemaster 2019-02-27
Lol I'm not the one advocating for gibs
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
No, you just dehumanize people, have no understanding of politics whatsoever ("the democrats are too far left" lmao), post in /r/conspiracy, and post a bunch of racist shit too. I'm sorry for calling you a worthless piece of shit—I should have called you a worthless, stupid piece of shit. blocked, bye
1 Therattlesnakemaster 2019-02-27
C O P E
1 AFGANG 2019-02-27
I love how both sounded and act like the entire sub's ex girlfriend
Post gussy
1 nanonan 2019-02-27
You're the one calling people worthless pieces of shit. How is that not dehumanising? Oh wait, you're a chapotard so hypocricy is your bread and butter.
1 eeso99 2019-02-27
Yikes, sweaty.
1 CanadianCartman 2019-02-27
nothing I post is ironic, sweaty.
1 Special_Ed_Principal 2019-02-27
Given that you're a male feminist those muscles are probably used to hold down woman as you rape them, so in your case it would be better off for society if you weren't swole.
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
😂
1 TheMayorOfHounslow 2019-02-27
Yo bro have you ever had a gf? Asking cause I wanna get into lifting too but I'm anxious lol like do you have more luck with girls now? Looks like you do also you sound pretty cool lol wish I were like you and girls liked me
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-02-27
1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-02-27
The Chapo hard at work making gains
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CL1tUNpUAAAuA8P.jpg
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-27
I think you can brag about your lifts as long as you also share an embarrassing lift story.
I remember one time I deadlifted 215 and this big burly black dude came in and deadlifted less than that and I felt like a superhero until I had to roll the bench bar up on my thighs as I failed a 105 bench.
1 d-amazo 2019-02-27
lmao someone tell this retard that just because you can lift weights doesn't mean you can fight.
and seeing how fanny flustered that faggot is getting in these comments i'd be willing to bet all it'd take is a stiff breeze and a teenager-tier insult to get him blubbering like a baby.
1 PostDemocracyISNOW 2019-02-27
https://youtu.be/nPp8l4yYsPQ?t=56
1 Red_of_Head 2019-02-27
“I bet you’re not strong”
shows proof of him being strong
“Whatever bro I could easily take you in a fight, I weigh 180lbs and went to a couple of MMA classes”
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-27
Physically strong and mentally weak, the best possible combo
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-02-27
I can’t believe my throw away snipe at libs doing calisthenics instigated this. Yesterday a MAGAcel told me to dress my children in drag over a low-effort Mayo joke and now some dude is posting his face online because people riffed on libs no lift.
Why do people even effort-troll?
1 chunk_o 2019-02-27
👍
1 Pinksister 2019-02-27
You done good.
1 moondoggy101 2019-02-27
Thats gonna be a yikes from me folks on that whole toxic masculinity display trying to intimidate others with feats of strength.
do better yall
1 HereForCatharsis 2019-02-27
>441
>41
He counted the clips🤣
1 jank_king20 2019-02-27
Wow I spent a whole ass week posting and commenting in this sub telling everyone I was a chapocel and I never got a whole thread about me 😤😤😤 This is ableist af, yikes
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
sorry babe, i'm the king lobster here
1 TreLoon 2019-02-27
Sounds like you've been cleaning your room 😏
1 muck4doo 2019-02-27
15 pounds of toe pressure, and a Dodge Charger....
1 muck4doo 2019-02-27
A little bit of cyanide, and free lemonade...
1 CanadianCartman 2019-02-27
Imagine being such a sad little person that you post a webm of you struggling to lift weights on a thread in /r/drama in some bizarre attempt to prove you aren't a sad little person.
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
that wasn't what i would call a struggle, but i understand your calling it that given that you've probably never achieved anything in your life. also, it's more weight than you can deadlift, i'm sure, so who really cares what you think about it?
the only person who's little here is you.
1 fartlorde 2019-02-27
Honestly the fact that you haven't been modded yet is a mystery
1 chunk_o 2019-02-27
“ch-chud I worked out a bunch so now respect that tranny or i’ll fight you”
gets fuckin shot lmao
1 niggerfaggotkikespic 2019-02-27
Completely Agree!
1 chunk_o 2019-02-27
u/beerybeardybear
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
haha wow you got me, very smart
>implying the SRA doesn't exist btw
1 SgtViktorReznov 2019-02-27
But he does have a point though. Arnold Schwarzenegger could pound the shit out of George Costanza l, but if Constanza has a .44 at his hip its a totally different story. To smash enemies of the people we must have both superior physiques and superior aim.
God I would love to clean some mosins with you, comrade.
1 beerybeardybear 2019-02-27
Oh, absolutely. It's almost as if all of these blackpilled morons never read Marx on guns 😮
1 chunk_o 2019-02-27
No i’m somewhat serious.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-27
Ok sweaty
1 barbadosslim 2019-02-27
chapo trap house is a good podcast
1 TreLoon 2019-02-27
More like crapo crap mouse