In 2050 every American will be assigned a personal commonwealth nation expat. This expat will live in your house, eat your food, and then spend an hour a day bitching you out about how you're a provincial idiot whose house and food is not good enough for them.
I think it's the combination of the accent while trying to do a scathing commentary mainly on a country that is not you own. And no, I'm not American and I don't care that he has an opinion on the U.S., but it's weird the apparent spokesperson for his viewers (and the general population) political opinion is a flagrantly biased newcomer to the country.
Regardless of political alliance, at least Jon Stewart could deliver a punchline. I never expected for Noah to completely replace Stewart, but shit I thought they could at least a somewhat funny American to cover, oh I don’t know, American politics
no John Stewart was a legit funny guy, so was Colbert... back in 2004
it's really abnormal how Daily Show his can have so many hideous offsprings that are somehow successful though, there is not one today that's remotely watchable
tbf, writing for Jon Stewart is extremely easy because you only have to write half of a show. The other half he's going to take up by staring blankly at the camera with a "wha happened?" face or something.
Colbert's satire of a dumb but endearing conservative was much more enjoyable than his incessant whining today. He honestly comes off as such a bitch. I think all these talk show hosts just staked such a claim on Trump not becoming president that they are doubling down and making fools of themselves.
no John Stewart was a legit funny guy, so was Colbert... back in 2004
No Stewart wasn't. I dunno if you were a kid back then or not, but he wasn't funny. He would just read what a politician he didn't like said and then look at the camera funny.
His top moment was telling the Crossfire guys that they were ruining the country by being so partisan. Fast forward 15 years and people like Stewart are doing the same shit.
That crossfire bit was amazing tbh. Both of them going "HAHA crappy joke... this is a joke right?" in between nervous glances at each other and the producers and shit was fucking gold.
what the FUCK
this is the worst insult i've ever received on reddit
don't you dare to make such evil assumptions about other people
for the record, i'm 100% EVROPEAN
Not really. "French" is a nationality, not an ethnicity. I'm saying that French born and raised black people are French, not that they're Franks or whatever.
Likewise white Americans aren't British or English; they're American.
Claiming that African Frenchies aren't French but rather African is like saying mayo Americans are English. In the end it's some advanced we-wuzzing.
Craig is a beautiful boy, you take that back! Just because reddit loves him and wants him back on the air as well doesn't mean I will let his name be tarnishes by association!
😂
When we inevitably post in wrong think subs making fun of retards they see this with their nazi detector bot, this is likely what they are referencing.
Since when has reddit liked them in recent years? People liked Oliver back in 2015 but like for him died pretty hard. From what i can tell the general consensus is getting to the point where people are so sick of these talkshows that they are (rightfully) retroactively are going back and calling Jon Stewart shit, too.
He's semi-funny and a complete asshole for selling out to spew this crap. This isn't funny, I wouldn't get bent outta shape over it, its just dumb comedy skit stuff, not informative.
they are all trash comedically and also they all blend together, Noah at least has some hot 'wakanda is great because it's a racially pure homeland' take from time to time that differentiates him
His & Hassan's long segments are nearly apolitical. They both do really good take downs of malicious practices that are happening. Complaining about drug pricing, pay day loans, student loans, censorships, etc. have no political bent unless you forcefully make it one.
You have been using reddit for a decade. A decade of your life which could’ve been used for marrying the woman you love, raising a family, starting a business, accumulating wealth. But no. You waste it on fucking Reddit and you’re still a Virgin. And now you’re pretending to better then a capeshitter.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-01
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1 FoidBlaster 2019-03-01
Lmao what kind of retard finds those "jokes" funny? smh
1 freedom2244 2019-03-01
A lot of people voted Hillary.
1 darth_tiffany 2019-03-01
How anyone can watch Trevor Noah and not want to throw themselves off a bridge in embarrassment I'll never understand.
1 2938_throwd 2019-03-01
He has the opposite of comedic timing. He can say something that could have been funny and make it unfunny by virtue of his inflection.
1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-03-01
Veering into problematic territory here, but it feels like his accent really doesn't help with that
1 CulturalYogurt 2019-03-01
In 2050 every American will be assigned a personal commonwealth nation expat. This expat will live in your house, eat your food, and then spend an hour a day bitching you out about how you're a provincial idiot whose house and food is not good enough for them.
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-03-01
And they say there isn't a hell...
1 bott04 2019-03-01
British commonwealth? Can I stay at your house?
1 TheChinchilla914 2019-03-01
Americans do have a weird fetish for British people degrading them; even ill admit I enjoy Kitchen Nightmares
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-03-01
his racist Indian accent?
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-01
Do you have a link to he racist Indian bit?
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-03-01
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/aw8m95/tseries_winstrevor_noah_is_cancelled/
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-01
Where is the racism?
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-03-01
https://twitter.com/thelastrm/status/1101151929659342848?s=21
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-01
?????
1 darth_tiffany 2019-03-01
I hate the little “...yeh??” thing that he does. Maybe that’s a SA tic but it makes him sound insecure about his own jokes.
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-03-01
It could be worse, he could end every sentence with a 'ja, nee' instead.
1 2938_throwd 2019-03-01
👨🏾💼
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-03-01
John Oliver gets around it by referring to America as "we". Noah calls it "you", which is infinitely more obnoxious.
1 jwil191 2019-03-01
Imagine being from Africa and telling some else what a functional government looks like
1 RochelleH 2019-03-01
I think it's the combination of the accent while trying to do a scathing commentary mainly on a country that is not you own. And no, I'm not American and I don't care that he has an opinion on the U.S., but it's weird the apparent spokesperson for his viewers (and the general population) political opinion is a flagrantly biased newcomer to the country.
1 grep_var_log 2019-03-01
Basically burger comedy then.
1 2938_throwd 2019-03-01
Comedies haven’t been funny since ZAZ, so yeah you right. 😪
1 grep_var_log 2019-03-01
I did like Kentucky Fried Movie when some guy says the gamer word infront of a lot of non-mayo Americans.
1 2938_throwd 2019-03-01
A true daredevil.
1 sudevsen 2019-03-01
Not a fan of him or Meuers, Oliver is pretty good though he his contentnis hit or miss.
1 BriefSquirt 2019-03-01
oliver's alright when it isnt retarded culture war shit. i liked his video on mlms for example
1 Aimless_Drifter 2019-03-01
you might like his recent video on psychics
1 BriefSquirt 2019-03-01
hm ill have to check that out, thanks
1 dramasexual 2019-03-01
His standup is pretty good but he absolutely bombs at The Daily Show holy shit
1 killinrin 2019-03-01
Regardless of political alliance, at least Jon Stewart could deliver a punchline. I never expected for Noah to completely replace Stewart, but shit I thought they could at least a somewhat funny American to cover, oh I don’t know, American politics
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-03-01
Jon was also a down to earth Newyorker Jew who did multiple segments about how 9/11 first responders needed help.
He earned views outside his target demographic that Noah can never reach.
1 killinrin 2019-03-01
Agreed, entirely. The Daily Show was more satire and less political propaganda back then.
1 UhmOkSweaty 2019-03-01
why the fuck would you take a video on your phone of your laptop playing a video
gas brainlets
1 tHeSiD 2019-03-01
This is what happens when you grow up with phones
1 Lord_jyraksiz 2019-03-01
You actually have a life instead of being chained to a chair?
1 -6x- 2019-03-01
It's a Mac and we all know that Mac users have a subhuman IQ.
1 UhmOkSweaty 2019-03-01
woah woah woah there big guy you got too much dip on yo chip now
1 grep_var_log 2019-03-01
Love the username, my guy.
1 UhmOkSweaty 2019-03-01
u2 sweaty
1 uniqueguy263 2019-03-01
Better than /r/PCMasterRace lmao.
1 ChipotleMayocide 2019-03-01
Sounds like you need more RGB lights in your life, kiddo
1 HueyCrashTestPilot 2019-03-01
Evolution of the "This is my hobby even though I have no fucking idea how any of it works" crowd:
70s/80s: ?
90s/2000s: Ricers
2010s/2020s: PCMR
2030s/2040s: ?
1 DoesntSmellLikePalm 2019-03-01
I made friends with a liberal vegan gym rat who is also a ricer and into building PCs
what a time to be alive
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-03-01
Fact. I only own Macs.
1 thetinguy 2019-03-01
yea i definitely prefer using devices that harvest and sell my data enmasse. now everyone knows how much i love bussy!
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-01
everyone should switch to Linux until Apple starts designing their own CPUs for their computers like they do for their phones
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-03-01
I feel bad agreeing with this but I see no other choice
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-01
If y'all think I'm a pedo then you should at least recognize my cybersecurity expertise
1 Alimentas 2019-03-01
Imagine overpaying and using a shittier device just to hide your porn preferences from (((them))).
1 thetinguy 2019-03-01
imagine cheaping out and wasting your life to save like a couple hundred bucks. poor people lol!
1 Alimentas 2019-03-01
Imagine thinking someone seeing you worship bussy online affecting your miserable life in any way.
1 thetinguy 2019-03-01
imagine trying to shame someone for bussy preferences on /r/Drama
1 Alimentas 2019-03-01
That's what I'm saying, you somehow think it's bad and you probably wouldn't even show your post history to mom at the family dinner smh
1 thetinguy 2019-03-01
granny is dead she was locked in my basement
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2019-03-01
So, Apple devices?
1 King-Achelexus 2019-03-01
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKMCqp4FVbE
This video literally came out a week ago and this is the best example of it so far.
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-01
that kiddos voice makes me want to take a shotgun to my temple.
1 charlesgrodinfan 2019-03-01
shotgun goes in your mouth... smdh can't even kill yourself right
1 I_Am_The_Strawman 2019-03-01
Watch it a couple more times.
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-03-01
Nice Nerdwriter1 copycat rofl
1 Alimentas 2019-03-01
With how rarely that guy posts I personally don't mind a copycat.
1 xlhat 2019-03-01
Trevor "I say funnyTM" Noah.
1 Chapocel 2019-03-01
Pearl necklace?
1 xlhat 2019-03-01
Similar but not quite -
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necklacing
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-03-01
Kevin Carter was a great photojournalist. RIP.
1 xlhat 2019-03-01
That vulture photo is fucked up. This is event had a huge impact on him.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_Street_bombing
1 Medibee 2019-03-01
Fuck that has layers
1 xlhat 2019-03-01
Winnie did nothing wrong -
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/apr/03/winnie-mandela-hero-white-protest-apartheid
1 orangetato 2019-03-01
The tweet was retarded but that cunt in the video is so cringe, not funny at all
1 WeenieHutJrSupreme 2019-03-01
That's called a late night show host sweaty 💅🏾
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-03-01
Subscribe to pewdiepie
1 Plupsnup 2019-03-01
No
1 allanmes 2019-03-01
I like trevor noah
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-01
He's never done it for me tbh. Not self-depricating enough
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-03-01
He's not Jewish.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-01
I could tell when he wasn't funny
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-03-01
Not everyone can be a Mrs. Maisel.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-01
Borscht belt is best belt
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-01
You're part of the problem
1 DownvoterAccount 2019-03-01
lol yeah it is u gay nerd
1 Lier_X_Agerate 2019-03-01
Yeah what's not funny about all of the football players from my high school coming back from the Middle East with no legs?
1 minority360 2019-03-01
How did John Stewart approve of him smgdh
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-01
John stewart isn't funny either
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-03-01
no John Stewart was a legit funny guy, so was Colbert... back in 2004
it's really abnormal how Daily Show his can have so many hideous offsprings that are somehow successful though, there is not one today that's remotely watchable
1 DinosSuck 2019-03-01
tbf, writing for Jon Stewart is extremely easy because you only have to write half of a show. The other half he's going to take up by staring blankly at the camera with a "wha happened?" face or something.
1 ikitomi 2019-03-01
That's him giggling at you because he knows you'll never be one of (((them))).
1 running_out_of_alts 2019-03-01
Colbert's satire of a dumb but endearing conservative was much more enjoyable than his incessant whining today. He honestly comes off as such a bitch. I think all these talk show hosts just staked such a claim on Trump not becoming president that they are doubling down and making fools of themselves.
1 tcpip4lyfe 2019-03-01
I like them all.
1 MajesticReveal 2019-03-01
No Stewart wasn't. I dunno if you were a kid back then or not, but he wasn't funny. He would just read what a politician he didn't like said and then look at the camera funny.
His top moment was telling the Crossfire guys that they were ruining the country by being so partisan. Fast forward 15 years and people like Stewart are doing the same shit.
1 dramasexual 2019-03-01
That crossfire bit was amazing tbh. Both of them going "HAHA crappy joke... this is a joke right?" in between nervous glances at each other and the producers and shit was fucking gold.
1 HaulOfChina 2019-03-01
I hate you.
Jon is a silver fox 😍
1 OldSpentQueen 2019-03-01
👆👆👆
1 SandorClegane_AMA 2019-03-01
Made Jon look funnier by comparison.
1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-03-01
Lmao gettit Bollwood musicals rofl
1 sadderreborn 2019-03-01
EPIC HUMOR HOLY SHIT IM CRYING SO HARD IN HALIRUTY TEARS
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-03-01
Remember when Trevor Noah was talking about weird African pride bullcrap when French-raised blackpypo won the world cup?
You can guess someone's IQ by how quickly they start promoting ethnic nationalism.
1 masterstick8 2019-03-01
Real talk, if i'm 30 seconds into talking with you and you don't start doing it I'm like "ok this guy isn't too bright"
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-03-01
Scene: Two men meet at a bus stop.
1 jaja10 2019-03-01
where did you get this transcript of my conversation yesterday?
1 pm_me_vegs 2019-03-01
We from the NSA know everything about you. And we know that you are a really disgusting person. I mean fapping to pictures of your mom? ewww
1 brd4eva 2019-03-01
my dog is a cat by all means except genetic heritage
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-03-01
This may come as a shocker to you but you're American, not 56% british and 34% whatever.
1 brd4eva 2019-03-01
what the FUCK
this is the worst insult i've ever received on reddit
don't you dare to make such evil assumptions about other people
for the record, i'm 100% EVROPEAN
1 ChipotleMayocide 2019-03-01
The correct term is Anglo-Saxon sweaty 😤
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-03-01
Not really. "French" is a nationality, not an ethnicity. I'm saying that French born and raised black people are French, not that they're Franks or whatever.
Likewise white Americans aren't British or English; they're American.
Claiming that African Frenchies aren't French but rather African is like saying mayo Americans are English. In the end it's some advanced we-wuzzing.
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-01
Daily reminder that Trevor Noah and literally every shitty late night host that reddit loves are all trash and unfunny
1 e-guy 2019-03-01
Craig is a beautiful boy, you take that back! Just because reddit loves him and wants him back on the air as well doesn't mean I will let his name be tarnishes by association!
1 BeiberFan123 2019-03-01
Ginger man makes me chuckle at times.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-03-01
Ya I like Conan a little still, did you see that retarded power mod from liberal_irl calling you a literal nazi?
1 BeiberFan123 2019-03-01
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/awbbl6/comment/ehlr2f0
1 Kat_B0T 2019-03-01
😂 When we inevitably post in wrong think subs making fun of retards they see this with their nazi detector bot, this is likely what they are referencing.
1 keepittropical 2019-03-01
Are trannies real women though?
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-01
Of course!
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-01
Based
1 jchon720 2019-03-01
I can't tell if a penis is feminine or not until it's in my butt.
1 keepittropical 2019-03-01
Truly the litmus test of our time
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-01
You sound like one
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-01
😡
1 djlewt 2019-03-01
Daily reminder that nobody gives a shit what you think fat boy.
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-01
A) I'm not fat b) idc I'm a mod lol
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-03-01
Since when has reddit liked them in recent years? People liked Oliver back in 2015 but like for him died pretty hard. From what i can tell the general consensus is getting to the point where people are so sick of these talkshows that they are (rightfully) retroactively are going back and calling Jon Stewart shit, too.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-01
Jon Stewart did nothing wrong
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-03-01
"9/11 Man Bad!"
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-03-01
Trans women are mentally ill men.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2019-03-01
Is this you coming out as trans?
1 grep_var_log 2019-03-01
Daily Reminder that in nineteen ninety eight the Undertaker threw Mankind the off Hell in a cell plunging 16ft through an announcers table.
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-03-01
laugh track
1 YourWaifuisShit666 2019-03-01
reddit likes Noah the same way it likes Nanette
it's just the idea of it that they enjoy
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-01
While "funny" is debatable, Jon Stewart wasn't trash
1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-01
Old Colbert > Jon Stewart
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-03-01
Absolutely
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-03-01
They can't even make current year entertaining instead of political soapboxing.
Unironically they deserve the rope because of their inability to work with primo material. dubya was nothing compared to this.
1 bott04 2019-03-01
I puked in my mouth and I can’t swallow it - my wife thinks I need the Heimlich.
1 agenderphobe 2019-03-01
All late-night since Letterman left NBC has been trash.
1 geek313 2019-03-01
Holy fuck did I just laugh at a Trevor Noah bit? Am I retarded?
1 Steve_Blackmom 2019-03-01
It's /r/comedyheaven in a nutshell
1 sadderreborn 2019-03-01
Sorry geek. Its time to put you down.
1 MooseHeckler 2019-03-01
We need to take of these effing nerds on this effing subreddits.
1 tony_stark123 2019-03-01
Keep Yourself Safe
1 MrAlphonzo 2019-03-01
You're not alone, guess we've both got some screws loose.
1 wh40k_Junkie 2019-03-01
"He's going to be cancelled for the one time he's funny"
1 ReBurnInator 2019-03-01
It is possible.
1 InboxMeYourButthole 2019-03-01
They're right that a mayo would be facing death squads by now for making the same joke.
Fortunately, liberals noticing "PoC can't be racist!!!!!" was a strategic error is my kink, so I am hard as fuck right now
1 ShitCommentBelow 2019-03-01
Sometimes I struggle to believe that there is someone out there actually being paid to write this sort of comedic abortion.
1 666turbograzer 2019-03-01
He's semi-funny and a complete asshole for selling out to spew this crap. This isn't funny, I wouldn't get bent outta shape over it, its just dumb comedy skit stuff, not informative.
1 ab_ra_ca_dabba 2019-03-01
Seth Meyers and John Oliver is way better than Trevor. Even Hassan Manaz and Samantha Bee are pretty good
1 werewolf_bar_mitzva 2019-03-01
Imagine liking Current Year man in Current Year + 3 or whatever we're at
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-03-01
they are all trash comedically and also they all blend together, Noah at least has some hot 'wakanda is great because it's a racially pure homeland' take from time to time that differentiates him
1 thetinguy 2019-03-01
yikes
1 ab_ra_ca_dabba 2019-03-01
His & Hassan's long segments are nearly apolitical. They both do really good take downs of malicious practices that are happening. Complaining about drug pricing, pay day loans, student loans, censorships, etc. have no political bent unless you forcefully make it one.
1 thetinguy 2019-03-01
I bet you watch capeshit
1 MexicanEmboar 2019-03-01
You have been using reddit for a decade. A decade of your life which could’ve been used for marrying the woman you love, raising a family, starting a business, accumulating wealth. But no. You waste it on fucking Reddit and you’re still a Virgin. And now you’re pretending to better then a capeshitter.
Faggot
1 thetinguy 2019-03-01
oh no! you've gone back and read things ive posted. im so embarrassed. xd
1 bigkyrososa 2019-03-01
this is the same guy that is always known to take the PC moral high-ground whenever he can.
​
really goes to show how phony people are.
1 PostDemocracyISNOW 2019-03-01
Eh, someone from racist SA is probably gunna be racist. More news at 10
1 Desperate_Swimmer 2019-03-01
>pronouns in bio
who cares what he thinks
1 pancakeman49 2019-03-01
disgusting and dehumanizing tbh
1 artbaselinthebezel 2019-03-01
Poor poor white people ;_;
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-01
Holy shit, even twitter hates Trevor noah
1 MoldyRat 2019-03-01
Politics and serious posting aside, his delivery just wasn't too good and kinda awkward
1 Scramble187 2019-03-01
Only thing worse than a cunt who uses "/s" in a post is someone who uses a question mark when they're making a statement.
Blocked and reported.
1 guynumber20 2019-03-01
But imagine the public outcry if anyone were to make a black joke 🙊 but this is okay right ?
1 IAmWithName 2019-03-01
Please review your current Progressive Stack Reference Card; jokes about south and east Asians are a-ok. For mayos it is encouraged.
Please award yourself 5 social demerit points for questioning the Stack.
Thank you.
1 jruss71 2019-03-01
based of the bts guy to call out trevor noah
1 Pepperglue 2019-03-01
The quip and the song is horrible, but the idea of Bollywood-styled war sounds like a pretty entertaining one.
Is thinking he has good idea, but poor execution giving him too much benefit of the doubt?
1 swislock 2019-03-01
Imagine caring about a mistake a nonmayo had, what a brain let.
1 grep_var_log 2019-03-01
Trevor 'Pajeet Shoah' Noah.
1 JohnGalt316 2019-03-01
he is the black Jimmy Fallon
1 POOPISTRUMP 2019-03-01
yeah but he is right, Indians are faggot
1 want-dick-in-butt-xd 2019-03-01
Fuck you op, downvoted for giving me blue balls