Gandalf says that it was ok for Kevin Spacey and Bryan Singer to fuck kids cause they are gay.

155  2019-03-02 by OutrageousForever

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Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.

The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.

Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.

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This is the kind of degeneracy only found with the mongs at /r/ChapoTrapHouse.

God that place is a fucking cesspit. I’d like to know how many of them actually work.

God that place is a fucking cesspit. I’d like to know how many of them actually work

Lol implying trust fund kids ever work.

Ofc it's okay that's how gays procreate.

It's actually true, the majority of gays were sexually abused or taken advantage of by someone older and then that causes them to do the same and it's just an never ending cycle.

I got beat up in elementary school. This is why, still today, I beat up kids in elementary school.

To be fair... Those 3rd graders had to be taken down a peg or two

This is the right thing to do. How can people want to have sex with kids when they're barely tolerable to be around?

Have you seen kids today? Beating those little sociopaths is doing the God's work.

n-no you're born gay dude it's science

That's true though, wtf is up with /r/Drama lately? This is a bussy safezone.

People are born gay, but there are people who become gay from sexual abuse. Both exist.

Exactly. You're born gay and get diddled by Kevin Spacey for being gay. That's what I said.

Yeah I can see that.

No, in that case the two gays cancel each other out and you become straight.

plz post citation that people are born gay

god i wish, imagine aborting gay fetuses

the true radical centrist position

lol I wish I was getting laid back then, I just like bussy dude l

You really want a hot potato, check this out:

Forty-six percent of the homosexual men in contrast to 7% of the heterosexual men reported homosexual molestation.

Yeah yeah we knew that.

Sixty-eight percent of the present homosexual male participants and 38% of the present homosexual female participants (68 and 36%, respectively, if including just the homosexual fair participants) did not identify as homosexual until after the molestation. This suggests that if molestation resulted in homosexuality, this phenomenon occurs in a greater proportion of male homosexuals.

The data is there, women are simply not as good at molesting as men are.

Oh and there’s this:

It may not, however, be a casual factor in either gender. Perhaps children or adolescents with a higher potential for homosexual behavior are more likely to enter a situation that leads to same-sex molestation.

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It may not, however, be a casual factor in either gender. Perhaps children or adolescents with a higher potential for homosexual behavior are more likely to enter a situation that leads to same-sex molestation.

Literally the best excuse they could come up with to justify "Born this way" is "They had it coming".

It may not, however, be a casual factor in either gender. Perhaps children or adolescents with a higher potential for homosexual behavior are more likely to enter a situation that leads to same-sex molestation.

Literally the best excuse they could come up with to avoid being branded bigots is "They had it coming".

🙄

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I swear to God it better be locked and loaded

His name is at the exact character cap.

I suggest Why_Trump_Won_Again

Not Why_Trump_Won_2020 or Trump_Vision_2020

But why tho?

 

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Jesus Christ Gandalf. You are almost to the finish line and you gotta say some dumb shit like this? Any celebrity that is stupid enough to talk about hot button issues without a PR agent to a journalist or on social media deserves the twitter dogpile that will accompany it.

Man, I hope he wasn't in on all this. I think this is first I've heard any of the X-Men cast members even acknowledge the subject and he seems to dance around the issue versus outright condemning it. I still cannot believe that with all of Ellen Page's nonstop political rants, she's not mentioned Bryan even once.

All that forehead and nothin in it smh

Seems like something that has gotten so big that everyone knows they are dead if they talk about it. Even the most outspoken liberals don't ever mention it at all.

I think it's cultural dissonance. Take a look at their history and you'll realize hebephebophilia comes naturally to Britbongs.

Must be the fact it's on an island, so your only choice is either your sibling or some 13 year old teen due to lack of people. Same shit with japan and their Chinese child cartoon porn.

Big tit continental master race.

whereas Americans breed with mexicans and become goblinos

Doesn't the UK being 10x as dense as the US population wise mean we have more choice 🤔

It's cultural difference because of generational age, not just being British.

:(

I never thought Gandalf would turn out to be a hebilbobagginsphile but in retrospect it shouldn't be surprising.

tf is wrong with hollywood

Jews, Queers and dykes 🇺🇸

The kind of person who wants power or fame is often the kind of person who shouldn't have it

They are all pedos.

Gandalf the Gay.

When you've got a dude who literally has to shred Gideon Bibles because he can't sleep in a room with a book that has that one verse in Leviticus in it (talk about your princess and the pea) you need to be ready for just about anything.

Do you think Singer offered his bussy so he'd play Magneto?

i think he offered someone's

Ironically, Saruman was the one wearing rainbow clothes in the books

That was only after he came out as evil though.

ALl the wizards were gay including Raggedassed.

When you've got a dude who literally has to shred Gideon Bibles because he can't sleep in a room with a book that has that one verse in Leviticus in it (talk about your princess and the pea) you need to be ready for just about anything.

What are you talking about?

Honestly if this is true (he finds it TOO difficult to resist), it just comes off as childish at best.

well when you're months away from burning in hell for eternity you might as well go whole hog

We are living in a post hog world, my friend.

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How long til it comes out that Gandalf was fucking some hobbits?

How long til it comes out that Gandalf fucked some hobbits?

"Mr Frodo, sir! Don't let him turn me into anything unnatural!" -- Sam Gamgee, "The Shadow of the Past"

Frodo could fucking get it in that scene where they're captured by orcs and they strip his clothes umph

Already had to apologize, the twitter mob was too much for him

https://twitter.com/ianmckellen/status/1101741037083455488?s=21

Weak, end him

Lol apologies make us stronger.

Fair enough.

Well, i wonder who's next

Magneto.

Yep yep yep, He showd his special ability to some little kid. So did Gandalf, he just showed his rod.

You decide!

Ian McKellen is infamous for having the spiciest of hot takes.

Would make sense that some pre-Grindr gays follow the "couldn't get bussy/gussy as a teenager, desperately tries to compensate later" pedo pattern. I.e. too religious to get laid (catholic priests), too "sensitive" (indie rockband frontmen), too autistic (twitch/YT streamers), too Pakistani (Pakistanis), or too insufferable (libertarians).

They’re hobbits, they just look young but they were in their thirties!

The lolis of Middle Earth.

This but unironically. With the added bonus of those hairy feet 🤤

they were in their thirties

Isn't that like being a teenager in hobbit years?

33 in hobbit years is the same as 21 in mid-20th-century English years.

Inb4 Mckellen is accused of child rape

Oh this is going to be good. I wonder how many people change their mind to supporting Kevin lol

Makes you wonder if all gay men are like this.

Is homosexuality a sexual preference that leads directly to pedophilia? 🤔🤔🤔 I’m just asking questions ofc.

So we've come full circle from the 90s when gays preached that being gay didn't make you a pedo but now gays say they molested children because they were closet gays.

Oh my god can you imagine the nerd drama if Ian McKellan gets metooed

Plus you KNOW Patrick Stewart will come to his defense

So many fandoms in flames. It'll be spectacular.

JFC Reddit and it’s obsession with false rape accusations

I just laughed so fucking hard

I feel like gay and straight people are equally pissed at this

“Both of them were in the closet,” he said on a recent live recording of the #QueerAF podcast during National Student Pride 2019. “Hence all their problems as people and their relationships with other people. If they had been able to be open about themselves and their desires, they wouldn’t have started abusing people in the way they’re being accused.”

Yikes

Well maybe he was just taken out of-

Both of them were in the closet,” he said on a recent live recording of the #QueerAF podcast during National Student Pride 2019. “Hence all their problems as people and their relationships with other people. If they had been able to be open about themselves and their desires, they wouldn’t have started abusing people in the way they’re being accused.”

Goddamit