[Dunkpost] [Experimental Post] [Literally Dramatic] Tribute to Reggie

36  2019-03-03 by DarqWolff

75 comments

I’m always amazed how few people know about Gamergate. It’s not only the key to understanding so many violent harassment campaigns going on today, it’s lots of the same people angry about the same stuff using the same playbook.

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Reggie would be pro gamergate tbh

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this is a dunkey board now

please yes

Dunkey would actually hate you a lot.

you are retarded to think Dunkey would "hate" anyone "a lot," let alone one of his fans, let alone just for being a good person like he's one of you retards that feel to inferior to handle seeing anyone try in life.

How can I get Darq to write the most words while using as few as possible mysepf

Dunkey is black and doesn’t talk to hillbilly felons?

You’re going to die poor?

Pedo leave?

I'm not a hillbilly, you have to be absolutely retarded to still think I'm going to die poor now that I already have money in the stock market, and if I can be considered a felon for shit I do despite not being convicted of any felonies then Dunkey is a felon and so is pretty much everyone around him since copyright violations can be felonies.

You're boring as fuck, you leave.

Lol cucked by a donkey. I know her child voice makes you hard, but she’s never going to fuck you my dude.

You say "cucked by a donkey" as if we're not talking about a phenom of a man who could steal any girl on earth from any guy on earth.

You also say "cucked" in such a retarded context it makes me wish I could ban you and it probably makes the other mods consider giving me the power to do so. "Someone you admire has a really great girl in his life and you appreciate her strongly?? Cuck!"

I hope she never fucks anyone but Dunkey unless it's in a threesome he's into. She's a nice, sweet girl who I bet would never cuck anyone she cares about, that's what's so lovable. And lovable isn't the same thing as sexy, I don't even want her to post nudes, let alone fuck me. The fact that you know who she is but can't understand this premise intuitively enough not to have typed that comment shows you have issues. Seek help.

This is what a future president looks like

Bull prepping your cyber-waifu (who is also a proxy for your pedophilia) for an overweight donkey gaymer is a level of pathetic I never thought possible.

Oh that's nothing, you should see the level of nasty I put my own dick in. Although I guess plunging my dick into her crevice once in a while isn't as bad as being born from it like you were

Yeah that's a pretty accurate depiction except she's slightly more hairy

So you look like a pussy is what you're saying.

dunkey is black meme still lives

lol cool

Well, everyone hates pedos, so Dunkey would probably hate you

Except Dunkey isn't some loser who needs to pretend random people are pedos in order to feel better about himself by comparison

ofc he would hate someone like me, we used to bully kids like him

dunkey has been shit for a long time, his "serious" reviews are pure garbage.

Honestly I think his editing skills are only continuing to improve.

dunkey is accent blackface

too bad he doesn't know jack shit about anything else

His opinions on games are Jontron or Arin Hanson levels of bad, but his fun content is absolutley much better now than it was in the old days.

Like I was watching this compilation of the "Super Mario Bros 2" joke from him a few weeks back, and I was amazed at how low quality and unfunny he used to be

His opinions on games are Jontron or Arin Hanson levels of bad, but his fun content is absolutley much better now than it was in the old days.

Like I was watching this compilation of the "Super Mario Bros 2" joke as its aged through the years, and I was taken aback at how low quality and unfunny he used to be

i can not think of a single video he's made in the last like 2 years that hasn't been absolute trash

don't @ me

Vids like this are near identical in quality to his csgo or overwatch videos from years ago. If you liked his style of quality back then i see 0 reason to not like it now

his csgo or overwatch videos

those were all almost as bad as his league videos

the one you linked was ok but not that great and was just sandwiched between his dumbass opinions so i never watched it anyways

rip totalbiscuit

then i was thinking about herb kazzaz's ass cancer

are gamer opinions actually important to you

His review for metal gear survive was so obviously quickly made to ride on the hate train

You shut your whore mouth.

He's always been "laughing at him, not with him" humor

I mean he's a wigger gamer

God no

dunkrama

I see sundays are still a total wash.

All of the good posters are out at church, like they should be

based and christ-pilled

So long, gay bowser

Welcome gay Bowser

Pedo, how's your day going

My bussy is ready.

This but unironically. Bring on the Bowser.

jfc darq you'd think to have learnt by now not to cult of personality someone

also this video was disappointing tbh

I made one for Todd Howard and Youtube banned my account, sent me a cease and desist letter, and I woke up in a dungeon.

Dunkey should never be experimental here, he should be right at home.

Did he die or something?

If only

/u/darqwolff, what kind of devices do you use to access the internet?

Chainsaws

I suspect that you are afraid to tell me the truth.

This makes me curious why someone would be afraid of naming categories of electronics

Why, indeed?

?

I really am just curious what a person of your "caliber" uses to access the internet.

Why?

Because I associate certain intelligence and maturity levels with certain knowledge of the history of the internet and device manufacturers.

Oh, lol. AMD computers running Linux and Android phones because I can't afford an iPhone.

what distro?

running Linux

What distro? I know damn well you can't compile from source.

I can't afford custom hardware and Android phones

that was the answer I was looking for. Pleb. Stop being a loser.

What distro? I know damn well you can't compile from source.

Just for that, now I'm not answering your question with the name of my private gentoo fork

my private Gentoo fork

I think some Chromium developers may want to talk to you about that.

Manjaro is my go-to for easy user-friendly distro

https://lubuntu.net/

ChromiumOS sucks and anything Ubuntu is for absolute retards. Do you even check the "no systemd" box when you're doing research?

ChromiumOS sucks and anything Ubuntu is for absolute retards.

I heard that you were a really stupid bad person, but I didn't realize it was this bad.

Thank you for answering my question.

Dude ChromiumOS hasn't been good in like a year and a half at least. You're mad fuckin slow

smh

Gentoo

Darkie autism confirmed

quick and dirty installs

Just use a VM lmao

Why are we allowung pedos to make stickys?

Because pedos are always sticky.

Where's the drama?

First of all Reggie is screaming his heart out in a rendition of the Lion King by Phil Collins while doing this Christlike pose. Then he's holding up the first Nintendo Wii Mario Kart controller attachment like it's Simba. Do you know how many of those Nintendo Wii Mario Kart controllers have been made, how many perfect clones of that holy object are throughout the world today? Someone you know has probably used one as a vibrator. And that's just the very beginning before the epic African inspirations of Phil Collins even begin to reach a crescendo. If you can't immerse yourself in the dramatic poetry of this tribute film, you might as well be dead, and don't even bother tuning into NPR when they live stream opera performances in languages you don't know.

Disney would like to know your location.