Crazed MJ fan writes the goddamn Ninety-five Theses on why he’s supposedly innocent.

56  2019-03-04 by Ghdust2

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There is absolutely nowhere on Reddit (except maybe The Great Awakening) where stupider, sadder, scareder, or crazier comments consistently get upboats and support than this place you linked. You might think, Hey look! A place where women aren't all sucking tranny peen! Weird! But then you find out that they are scared of tranny peen, and believe that in a couple years, women who don't assimilate and get a peen themselves will be locked up in suspended cages, let down from their gibbets only to be repeatedly viciously raped and denied STEM jobs.

That place is like /r/drama if everyone here felt scared for their lives, and could only find possibly recourse in demanding mayocide and bussy. Swap our memes for 'white-female ethnosexstate now' and 'kill all men before they kill all women' and you have a pretty fair idea of their topics.

And that's where it gets interesting: they're unironically probussycide, unironically antifemayocide. Truly, /r/drama has its antithesis.

And believe me: it is dangerous.

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Christ

Feels weird seeing new tweets to a “verified” MJ account when he’s been dead for years. What does “verification” even mean in this case, his estate’s official PR firm?

Probably

Most celebrity’s social media accounts are managed by other people anyway, dead or alive.

Yeah, but a living celebrity still likely has input and a final say regarding anything posted to their twitter. Verification seems pretty meaningless when the person is dead

While that's true, I bet many still have zero involvement. Most celebrity accounts are just "pic of me on the red carpet" and "link to the trailer for my new movie".

It's 21st century. Nobody dies. People live forever. Every ass hair they ever shed, lives on and is on full display.

Everything is out in the open and perpetual.

Despite him being dead, this still makes more sense to me than how blue checkmarks are currently given. In this context, it says "this is an official twitter account for this celebrity".

In almost all other contexts, it means "this random person with 1k followers expressed the correct opinions".

Now I believe he 100% sucked 2 inch PPs

This is what he’s doing all day when his mom thinks he’s applying for jobs.

That post convinced. He definitely fucked those kids

Honestly I welcome jackocels, they're my favorite kind of internet crazy people.