Tbqh they should exclude Will Smith simply because he's a shitty actor with a shitty family and I'm sick of seeing his god damn looney scientologist ass for the last 25 years.
Or really most appropriately is the fact that for the most part he doesn't play characters, only Will Smith in various alternate universes and situations. Which is best for fictional characters.
they should be more outraged about the fact will smith is a shitty actor
also hope they put the part in the movie where the two of them are trounced by the lowest-ranked male tennis player while he smoked cigarettes and drank between sets
People these days aren't woke. Ever see the nightmare on Elm street, those scenes where people think they've beaten freddy - but in reality they're still fast asleep? That's what these people on twitter are.
Blissfully unaware that everything they believe in is false.
It's not even in the dictionary because the oldest recorded use of colorism is from 2008. It's just regular racism rebranded to make it seem like it's not as bad as different race racism, which it is.
No it's not you retard. Colorism is discrimination (both implicit and explicit) based on skin color usually within the same race. For example, in many parts of the world like south america, india, east Asia, etc... only the lighter skinned people get roles is movies and for news anchor positions. This is not usually racist because they're mostly from the same race or ethnicity, its colorist.
Nope, race isn't just skin color. There are facial features which look different between races, not to mention skull shape. Besides, people from the same race can have different shades of skin.
STEM students are virgins for all of four years stay in every weekend because no one wants a computet science autist at their place but make themselves feel better by calling calling out “the SJWs”
Humanities covers like 500 degrees at this point, the ratio is not good.
Biology and med aren't bad because people who put the effort into being organised and responsible do well, and fine arts has a lot of dancers.
Oh yeah and of course theatre, but the majority of theatre studies is full of neurotic types and douchebags, with the serious ones ending up in honours classes away from everyone within their first year.
You never heard of the paper bag test? It's actually always been a thing but obviously you hire who is best and will actually get people to watch the movie.
From what I recall from that cancelled movie about a trans' man in which Scarlet Johanson was supposed to play, there supposedly are trans' actors out there.
Though I'm not entirely sure they didn't mean "Trans' people who would be okay with trying out acting", since I quite don't think any of them was known in the slightest, except maybe that porn trans' man guy, who, granted, is an actor, but a porn one.
Social justice warrior:
“Will smith isn’t black enough to play a black man.”
Also Social justice warrior:
“James Bond should be played by a woman.”
I don’t get the rules of the game anymore.
They’re making a Serena Williams movie? I hope I get to see her chimp out against that blasian tennis player for a second time, this time on the big screen!
But seriouspost, who the fuck can possibly sit through a movie about washed-up tennis players? Or even sitting through a movie solely about tennis in general?
I love how some of the complainers commented that Idris Elba would be more suitable. I how they put as much effort in to their complaints if he plays James Bond.
oh man one of the owners of Reddit is married to Serena Williams???if I had that much money, Id get a hotter wife then a giant tennis player with a shitty attitude.
This must be a joke. Did mr. Williams approve of the casting? You would think he would be involved. It's about him. If he's fine with it everyone should back off.
Also don't go see it if you have a problem with casting. It's why I don't see Jennifer aniston films.
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1 YOUREABOT 2019-03-05
Isn't excluding him from the role because he i s top light skinned colorism also? We're entering a bi…
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-03-05
That’s a rumor
1 Infidel6 2019-03-05
Tbqh they should exclude Will Smith simply because he's a shitty actor with a shitty family and I'm sick of seeing his god damn looney scientologist ass for the last 25 years.
1 ReBurnInator 2019-03-05
you shut your goddamn mouth
1 Infidel6 2019-03-05
uhhh no.
1 1029384756-mk2 2019-03-05
We're entering a what? I can't tell what you're implying.
1 JustLions 2019-03-05
A biathlon, the whitest of sports, combining skiing with spree shooting.
1 heymrpigglywiggly 2019-03-05
Your skin non-reflectancy must be this high to ride this ride
1 thisishardcore_ 2019-03-05
He's right. Will Smith is a mayo in a black man's body. He even sampled The Clash in one of his songs for god's sake!
1 uthant123 2019-03-05
They'll get Zendaya to play Serena.
1 JumbledFun 2019-03-05
woke twitter really going for it
1 SrebrenicaWasFunny 2019-03-05
Or really most appropriately is the fact that for the most part he doesn't play characters, only Will Smith in various alternate universes and situations. Which is best for fictional characters.
1 rnjbond 2019-03-05
He did well in Ali
1 MG87 2019-03-05
Ali and The Pursuit of Happyness were really good movies, He just keeps taking shitty roles.
1 The_White_Light 2019-03-05
Seven Pounds was great too.
1 ReBurnInator 2019-03-05
Don't forget Men in Black 3
1 GayLordMcMuffins 2019-03-05
I prefer 2 Men 2 Black
1 JumbledFun 2019-03-05
he's a true thespian
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-03-05
Will Smith is fictional.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-05
This but unironically
1 MasterLawlz 2019-03-05
To be fair, sometimes it works pretty well. Men in Black wouldn’t have been near as good without him
1 rnjbond 2019-03-05
Sometimes Will Smith being Will Smith is good. Like MIB or Hitch.
1 storejet 2019-03-05
Sometimes its bad. Like After Earth
1 Van-Diemen 2019-03-05
I literally burst out laughing remembering this dumpster fire.
1 that_boy_zesty 2019-03-05
will smith is desperately trying to not be will smith in that movie though
1 GayLordMcMuffins 2019-03-05
He was trying so hard to not be Will Smith, he became Jaden Smith.
1 slaydastream 2019-03-05
how can be bussy be real if our bfs arent real
1 d-amazo 2019-03-05
they should be more outraged about the fact will smith is a shitty actor
also hope they put the part in the movie where the two of them are trounced by the lowest-ranked male tennis player while he smoked cigarettes and drank between sets
1 rnjbond 2019-03-05
Not woke enough.
1 ThickSantorum 2019-03-05
I can't wait for the scene where Serena throws a hissy fit and threatens to kill a line judge half her size.
1 averagewhitebrah69 2019-03-05
she is a MOTHER
1 GayLordMcMuffins 2019-03-05
SHE CAN CRUSH YOUR PUNY HEAD LIKE A GRAPE WITH HER THIGHS HONEY, WATCH YOUR MOUTH.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-03-05
Will Smith is a good actor but he’s only done like five good movies in 25 years
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-05
Let's give him credit for ID4 and avoiding the shitpile that was ID42
1 storejet 2019-03-05
Concussion, All the MiB, I am Legend, Independence Day, Both Bad Boys,
SHARK TALE
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-05
Hancock's first half was also hella good.
1 storejet 2019-03-05
Shark Tale alone cements his status as kino legend
1 unstable_asteroid 2019-03-05
I liked I Robot.
1 DinosSuck 2019-03-05
I think he was already drunk. He had played 18 earlier that day.
1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-03-05
They could darken up his skin
A little black makeup on his face to make him acceptable
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-03-05
He's already done blueface
1 YungCamus 2019-03-05
Welcome to the meatshow lmao
1 Infinite__Jester 2019-03-05
Not gonna lie, I thought he was blue in real life
1 MasterLawlz 2019-03-05
I remember they did this with Zoe Saldana in one movie and there was a lot of controversy over whether a black person can wear black face lol
1 Akai_Hana 2019-03-05
They'll just dig up that one white or mixed relative they had 60 years ago and say "see?, basically a whitey"
1 DrPessimism 2019-03-05
So they're using the one drop rule but for whites?
1 anaxamandrus 2019-03-05
It was the Nina Simone biopic.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-03-05
the hottest takes from woke twitter
1 leparsdon 2019-03-05
😂
1 Akai_Hana 2019-03-05
This would be hilarious.
1 Woolgun 2019-03-05
1920 - only acceptable representation of black people in movies are white people who smudge shoe polish on their face
2020 - only acceptable representation of black people in movies are black people who smudge shoe polish all over their face
There's some progress I guess.
1 Krombopulos-Snake 2019-03-05
People these days aren't woke. Ever see the nightmare on Elm street, those scenes where people think they've beaten freddy - but in reality they're still fast asleep? That's what these people on twitter are.
Blissfully unaware that everything they believe in is false.
1 Plastic_Marzipan 2019-03-05
We
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-05
wow deep bro
🤔🤔🤔
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-03-05
Serena William's husband being a Reddit admin is the best cross-over episode tbh
1 CriticalTake 2019-03-05
WHAT
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-03-05
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_Ohanian
/u/kn0thing
1 Jack071 2019-03-05
Holy fuck the racism and they dont even realize
1 rnjbond 2019-03-05
Woke twitter is really trying to alienate everyone
1 tdvx 2019-03-05
Did will smith clone himself to film all the fucking roles he’s taken?
1 ThickSantorum 2019-03-05
He just overworks to get away from his family.
1 StopEditingTitles 2019-03-05
So seething you have to make up a word
1 WeenieHutJrSupreme 2019-03-05
Where have you been for the last few years?
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-05
Colorism is a real thing you retard
1 StopEditingTitles 2019-03-05
It's not even in the dictionary because the oldest recorded use of colorism is from 2008. It's just regular racism rebranded to make it seem like it's not as bad as different race racism, which it is.
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-05
No it's not you retard. Colorism is discrimination (both implicit and explicit) based on skin color usually within the same race. For example, in many parts of the world like south america, india, east Asia, etc... only the lighter skinned people get roles is movies and for news anchor positions. This is not usually racist because they're mostly from the same race or ethnicity, its colorist.
1 fakeandgay-bot 2019-03-05
Like you are trannist.
1 OnionBits 2019-03-05
Distorted absolutely SEETHING he wasn't born a darkie female of color
1 heavenlytoaster 2019-03-05
Which is still just racism because the only thing you can judge race by is someones skin color.
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-05
Nope, race isn't just skin color. There are facial features which look different between races, not to mention skull shape. Besides, people from the same race can have different shades of skin.
1 mcslibbin 2019-03-05
why are you trying to explain this to the mayos of /r/drama
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-05
Idk tbh, i think i just like arguing
1 DJJAZZYJEFFGOLDBLUM 2019-03-05
You really do get people to come at you.
1 away100 2019-03-05
no such thing as racism
1 RollBread 2019-03-05
Prejudice through skin colour is racism.
'Colorism' is just more nonsense written by someone who made it through 4 years of college without attaining an education.
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-05
I explained the difference pretty clearly in another comment here. feel free to check it out.
1 RollBread 2019-03-05
Alternative facts. Nice.
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-05
Lol what? You think social theories such as this are all alternative facts? Lmao
1 RollBread 2019-03-05
The theory falls apart when you realise being black doesn't make you all of the same race.
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-05
Lmao
1 ThePathToOne 2019-03-05
Do I think social theories are alternative facts? Yes absolutely lmao
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-05
What a retard lol
1 ThePathToOne 2019-03-05
I mean im sitting at 2 upvotes right now so IDK about that social theory about me being a retard
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-05
Imagine assigning value to upboats. Imagine doing an appeal to the majority (of drama users too lol)
1 AssHat_McGee_ 2019-03-05
STEM students are virgins for all of four years stay in every weekend because no one wants a computet science autist at their place but make themselves feel better by calling calling out “the SJWs”
1 RollBread 2019-03-05
Good thing I studied humanities.
1 AssHat_McGee_ 2019-03-05
really? humanities always had the reputation for hot girls
1 RollBread 2019-03-05
Humanities covers like 500 degrees at this point, the ratio is not good.
Biology and med aren't bad because people who put the effort into being organised and responsible do well, and fine arts has a lot of dancers.
Oh yeah and of course theatre, but the majority of theatre studies is full of neurotic types and douchebags, with the serious ones ending up in honours classes away from everyone within their first year.
1 AssHat_McGee_ 2019-03-05
fuck theatre kids
1 FormalKitchen 2019-03-05
You never heard of the paper bag test? It's actually always been a thing but obviously you hire who is best and will actually get people to watch the movie.
1 MacAndShits 2019-03-05
Fixed it
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-05
They need a paper bag test. Looks like Wesley Snipes is gonna start getting work again.
1 slaydastream 2019-03-05
finally! Blade IV baby!
1 MG87 2019-03-05
I wonder what skinny models will play the Williams sisters
1 Akai_Hana 2019-03-05
Would be funny if they managed to get a trans woman to play Serena.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-05
They'd have to find a trans actor first
1 Nadare3 2019-03-05
From what I recall from that cancelled movie about a trans' man in which Scarlet Johanson was supposed to play, there supposedly are trans' actors out there.
Though I'm not entirely sure they didn't mean "Trans' people who would be okay with trying out acting", since I quite don't think any of them was known in the slightest, except maybe that porn trans' man guy, who, granted, is an actor, but a porn one.
1 Phanta5mag0ria 2019-03-05
Social justice warrior: “Will smith isn’t black enough to play a black man.” Also Social justice warrior: “James Bond should be played by a woman.” I don’t get the rules of the game anymore.
1 rnjbond 2019-03-05
James Bond isn't a real person, but it's still a dumb argument
1 UnexpectedLizard 2019-03-05
Is it wrong that I agree with him? I prefer actors to actually look like the intended subject, no matter the color.
1 PM_ME_YOUR_ORGANICS 2019-03-05
Someone finish the joke
1 slaydastream 2019-03-05
bussycide squad
1 CarlosIIvonHabsburg 2019-03-05
I am friends with a Chinese guy and his mom says that Will Smith is "very handsome for a black man"
1 VidiotGamer 2019-03-05
Just get Serena to play the role. She's got the jawline for it.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-05
I dont think anyone wants to see will smith after him being the genie literally any of the other old black actors will do
1 donkeypunchtrump 2019-03-05
if he is black than he is black enough.
1 Hypt1929 2019-03-05
Will Smith isn't safe from mayocide.
1 GryphonWhitchurch 2019-03-05
🤷♂️
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-05
Isn't the phrase "inappropriate casting decisions" a wholesale indictment of modern life?
1 GryphonWhitchurch 2019-03-05
No that’s too existential let’s just call it gay.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-05
No anti-fagosexual slurs, please
1 GryphonWhitchurch 2019-03-05
my body my choice
1 soldemon 2019-03-05
And he's a furry.
1 tux68 2019-03-05
They should get Eminem to do it instead.
1 DorsalMorsel 2019-03-05
Who plays Serena and Venus when they still had their cock and balls?
1 rileykard 2019-03-05
Who's going to play u/kn0thing's role?
1 unstable_asteroid 2019-03-05
Spez
1 westofthetracks 2019-03-05
will smith isnt black tho, this is true
1 Mrtheliger 2019-03-05
Serena Williams looks like a gorilla
1 Hayteez 2019-03-05
They’re making a Serena Williams movie? I hope I get to see her chimp out against that blasian tennis player for a second time, this time on the big screen!
But seriouspost, who the fuck can possibly sit through a movie about washed-up tennis players? Or even sitting through a movie solely about tennis in general?
1 YungLarva 2019-03-05
sjws have always been far right extremists, its just really obvious because they are targeting a black man.
1 Parmo_Head 2019-03-05
I love how some of the complainers commented that Idris Elba would be more suitable. I how they put as much effort in to their complaints if he plays James Bond.
1 slaydastream 2019-03-05
I unironically hate twitter
1 strallus 2019-03-05
mfw.
1 666turbograzer 2019-03-05
oh man one of the owners of Reddit is married to Serena Williams???if I had that much money, Id get a hotter wife then a giant tennis player with a shitty attitude.
1 Phoenixstorm 2019-03-05
This must be a joke. Did mr. Williams approve of the casting? You would think he would be involved. It's about him. If he's fine with it everyone should back off.
Also don't go see it if you have a problem with casting. It's why I don't see Jennifer aniston films.