I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

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Can you imagine the fun if you took u/snapshillBot to a party? He’d probably get into a couple of fights and pop some pills.

Based and poppilled

using dead peoples twitters to shill capeshit feels very 2019 and very wrong at the same time

Using dead people as mouthpieces is both based and deadpilled. -Abraham Lincoln

-Wayne Gretski

More like Wayne GreatSkate

Wayne Gretzky. Americans.

We changed the spelling down here because of how fucking awesome Jet Skis are

-Mohandas Ghandi

The OG poocel.

I don't understand how a dead person's social media can be owned by a company without violating twitter's ToS

Disney.

Don't mess with the Mouse or he will wreck your world. Look what they did to copyright law.

Look what they did to Xehanort.

Didn't his VA bite it? It was very noticeable in the final fight.

Yeah dude it was Leonard Nimoy.

I wondered why he sounded vaguely Spanish when he never did before. That explains it.

Remember when Disney tried to buy Twitter?

Lol did they really?

The same reason this pathetic post has 12k likes even though most people would find this shit reprehensible. Disney is a shitty shady corporation and a lot of influence.

All bow before the mouse.

What's more likely: Disney buying likes or burgers liking a literal advertisement? Serious question.

Both.

Thinking twitter HQ actually cares about their own ToS.

I don't understand why it still has the blue check-mark. Isn't the whole point of the thing to verify the account is directly controlled by the person in the bio information?

Its just a status symbol now.

TOS's don't matter, at all. people primarily ignore them and perhaps reference them, on occasion, when convenient

Twitter’s TOS? Ha! Twitters TOS are literally just: “Orange man bad.”

MAGAAmericaGreatAgain

how was the 24-point font and misused acronym insufficient to communicate parody to u brainlets

Your parody sucks.

It might suck a little bit, but I wouldn’t put it in a sucking contest against your mom cuz i don’t like to see my parodies lose.

too low effort😴😴😴

very 2019 and very wrong

Pretty redundant, I’d say.

i mean stan lee is a founding father of capeshit so if theres anyone who deserves this, it's him

This but unironically

Fitting tag

tbh this should be forced on all redditors sitewide

says someone with "Magehunter" in your username

it's a reference to a non-fantasy series, Midnight's Sun

aren't you a wolfaboo? how have you not read it

What the fuck is a "wolfaboo" and how do you not hear yourself when you act like you're too mature or pragmatic or solid-minded to enjoy superhero stories but still fucking name yourself after some "non-fantasy" book

Aren't you the guy who wants to fuck 10 year olds?

The admins suspended him for 24 hours over his kid raping ways.

Should've been a little longer than that.

Well he said 10 years old, the admins probably mostly agreed with him

i got 3 days just for calling an r/jailbait mod a pedo in their modmail, reddit admins are literally all pedos

I have no backstory but what a comeback!

Are you saying you don't?

He’s not mature enough to want to bone a 10 year old at

wolfaboo

pedo is more accurate

he single highhandedly retarded an entire generation; honestly they should embalm him, shove servos and wires inside him and make the fucker do walk-on cameo's in every awful film inspired by his repetitive mary-sue masturbation fantasies.

At least this guy was The Godfather of capeshit. Now if they were using Stephen Hawkings twitter for this that would be something.

That's an excellent way to describe it.

They haven't even broken out the holograms yet

Meh just one of his Jew staff.

another dead jew rises from his grave

meh just one of his jew staff

tbh, that’s also probably all it was the first time a dead jew rose from his grave

how many people on here are actually just angry that its a movie about a FEEEEEEEEmale though?

I would argue very few to be quite honest.

When Wonder Woman is considered the hands down best movie of the DCEU and Black Widow has been constantly put forward by the fandom of the MCU as the person who should get their own film next, it's kind of hard to argue this genuinely.

That's the thing, there are plenty of movies where sexism is the main cause for controversy.

This, Star Wars, etc aren't among them. They're objectively shit films because they're too politicized.

Wonder Woman proved for once and for all that if you make a good movie, you will get a happy fan base.

Or Ghostbusters. Being an RLM fanboy here, but when he edited scenes to make the existing footage better by doing nothing more than muting dialogue or slowing the pace it showed how poorly the movie was made on a foundational level.

Serious capeshit analysis 🤮🤮🤮

This is a good point. Whenever you attempt to shut down criticism of something because of some political or moral reason, that just ain't a good defense of a film

Nah, idk about the others but the shit that autistic fanboys lay on Star Wars has a lot to do with sexism. Well, that and a lot of Star Wars fans arent actually fans of the movies. They're fans of the fucking garbage EU stuff that took literally everything good about the franchise and made it generic.

"But muh Thrawn!" Stuff it, that series is literal garbage tier military sf and if you are into generic bull like that then I suggest you start expanding your horizons

Only Star Wars shit worth caring about are Kotor 1 & 2, and the early battlefront games. Anything else is gay lame-o shit.

🤢

Go back to r/movies with this serious posting autism.

Anyone who thinks TLJ is overly politicized is unironically retarded.

I’m unironically just angry that Brie is so twee for the role.

Every other actual comic of CMarvel has her pretty buff and older so Brie looks like her daughter cosplaying (I’m not aware if CMarvel actually has a daughter).

It also stands out more since the rest of the movies have had pretty good casting.

her feet tho

I'm more annoyed that a movie that looks like your standard run of the mill cape shit is being way overhyped and anyone who isn't interested is being called a misogynist. Rotten Tomatoes disabling features so fans can't say anything about it is also super gay.

They tried to pull a Black Panther on this one but with women instead

Apparently Russian trolls think it's extremely important to sabotage American movie releases, according to the news.

Every time I hear about these Russian trolls, I have more and more respect for them

privyet, tovarich

Russian bot farm with a $12 million dollar budget literally controlling the narrative.

seriously, it's Black Panther all over again.

why can't we just let movies stand on their own merit, instead of forcing these SJW narratives

Because if you guilt trip people into watching them then they don't have to stand on their own merit. It's easier to make a bad movie that people aren't allowed to dislike for political reasons.

I thought Black Panther was pretty good

That only works when you have a mediocre but watchable movie, not an outright bad one.

I try to hide my capeshit cares but I’ll be pissed if they use a “literally who” character added one movie before the finale of a 15 year long series to beat up Thanos over World Breaker Hulk.

Endgame will get savaged if they steal the climax from the retiring Avengers and give it to her.

I really want them to do all that build up to fuck it up at the end

You probably watch ruined orgasm fetish porn

Yea to flex on them by having a good nut

you just reminded me that this exists and now I cant stop laughing

I said after Infinity War's post-credits scene that she would swoop in outta nowhere and save the day.

The marketing for these movies and the rumor mill re: Disney forcing the Russo brothers to shoe-horn her character into prominence is not proving me wrong.

"It's because I'm a woman, isn't it?" Has to be this generation's version of, "it's because im black, isn't it?"

how many people on here are actually just angry that its a movie about a FEEEEEEEEmale though?

Literally nobody.

I already saw Alita. I have no interest in seeing same premise twice.

How does his account still have a blue checkmark? Seems Twitter really ought to deactivate confirmed public figure accounts when the user is confirmed dead.

Or maybe (((Twitter))) knows something we don't?

based abhorrently stupid conspiracy poster

Like that there's a check for them in the mail.

The blue check stopped being a verification a while ago. Since they revoke it for wrong think it's just a sign of posting twitter approved messages from a famous account.

LOL as if Twitter gives a fuck about its own rules. Disney was probably willing to pay handsomely to keep that checkmark up.

His corpse needs to start dropping some redpills before they even think about removing his blue checkmark

deactivate

Just let the account stay up, as an archive of the person’s history, and don’t use it to shill shitty franchises

Out of all the things to trussy up a corpse to shill for it had to be constipated ryan reynold's green latern with a vagina, the Deus Exening.

Then again, the reee'ing is delicious.

tbf the account had been tweeting other marvel related stuff since Stan died and he has a cameo in the movie (from what I read, i'm not a capeshit expert)

Stan recorded like 10 movies worth of cameos out of his own volition cause he knew he wouldn't be alive much longer

It's one thing for a dead person to play in a movie and another to impersonate a dead person on twitter to advertise capeshit.

ryan reynold's

vagina

I would tbh

At that point just watch twilight, at the very least the dudes are hot-ish.

Implying he'd need one

Brie Larson’s feet

Even deadpool is going to the way of rick and morty. Fucking off down the path of cringe.

going

The deadpool comics were basically the exact same way for decades

the only people who dislike rick and morty are unironically retarded.

What's a trussy is that a trans bussy?

> Having to ask

😡

i am now speechless how much they are trying to trick people into seeing this movie

I kind of want to see it now just to see if it sucks. Since it's capeshit, it probably will.

The reviews pretty much all suggest its a mundane regular capeshit movie and boring acting from the lead, ive been enjoying the anti sjw screeching way more than the forced woke marketing so far.

Honestly though first Marvel movie I’m watching on theaters for a long time. I got super bored of all things marvel a while back, saw IW when the 4K remux dropped, and it was soooooooo good I got hyped again. I’ll definitely watch Endgame on release as well.

Yikes

ikr

Get the fuck out

Are fuckwads butthurt because I said I got bored of Marvel stuff, of because I'm planning to see both movies?

All capeshit is formulaic garbage designed to keep ADHD 7 year olds entertained. Isn't this site 13+? Why are you here?

but will it suck by capeshit standards?

I really just wanna see if Disney will fall back on the misogyny argument when this inevitably fails to make the same money as the other movies. Given how insufferable Brie Larson has generally been, I'd bet they would.

You'd think the talent to push narratives would cross over with writing good fiction at least a little bit.

The narratives they push only work because it’s all self flattery. You’re a progressive, you’re making the world better you’re one of the good ones etc

That feel good shit doesn’t make for good storylines in reality though

It's really a win win for them.

If the movie is successful: "Rahh! We defeated the patriarchy!"

If the movie bombs: "Rahh! White male misogynists intentionally tanked the movie!"

Ghostbusters, Oceans 8, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. It's the new "safe bet".

/r/brielarsonfacts

Well, Ghostbusters is a multi-billion dollar franchise and is making its fifth all-female cast movie and has two spin-offs in the works, including a new CalArts and Netflix collaboration animates series.

So obviously the "you're all misogynists" angle is paying the bills.

The last Ghostbusters movie bombed.

woosh

Just leaving this comment here for when the movie does exceptionally well. I don't even want it to, no drama in that. Just find it hilarious people think this movie is going to even underperform.

Capeshit will sell for a long time, they don't need to trick anyone

If they had Endgame be Thanos farming for 2 and a half hours, people would see two times

they seem to be pushing this one really really hard though compared to others. to me that usually means it is shitty.

I dont think PR drama is related to the quality of the movie itself.

Its just very safe and trendy thing in todays climate for a PR firm to not use for free marketing.

Like people have made Electra and Cat women before, they failed, but they didn't claim sexism or racism. Neither did Blade Was hailed as the First Black superhero or some cultural achievement.

But today everything has to be about raging one community and sparking controversy just for the sake of it.

every movie that i can think of lately that pushes marketing really hard is a terrible movie and does terrible in box office. one trend i noticed is if they buy podcast ads they are very desperate and know it is a pile of shit. i dont know if this one has bought podcast ads though.

The twitter account has been active for a long time since his death, this isn't an anomaly.

cope harder please

WATCH THE MOVIE WHITEY

Hmm I wonder what the role of a marketing agency is

marketing agency: "miss larson please make sure to alienate large groups of white men. that seemed to work well for my previous client mrs clinton "

White women too, since their boyfriends/husbands will be less eager to go.

mayo

relationships

haha yes

this makes my skin crawl.

the man died at the ripe old age of 92.

let him fucking rest.

Stan Lee is a marketing machine. Not even death can stop him!

He's no Uncle Ben.

With great 'Excelsior!', comes great marketing.

To be fair im pretty sure if he was alive he'd be promoting the shit out of this movie

He was 95

I'm shocked that the marvel sub isnt outraged about this. Even if you're not a chapocel, most people would fnd being advertised to this way wrong, i would think.

Can't wait till I'm dead and the conglomerate who owns my social media uses it to sell things to my relatives.

Implying that the Marvel sub isn't exclusively controlled by Disney

i just thought the capeshit lovers would be offended to see his virtual corpse used like this.

The bots and censorship would overwhelm them whether they're offended or not. This shithole site isn't in any way representative of any community anymore. Except for the bussy enthusiast one.

Except for the bussy enthusiast one of course.

Ah, you mean /r/Drama

Are capeshit fans even real? Like has anyone ever actually met one?

your average capelord has the IQ of a pencil sharpener.

The far left is pro-corporations now to totally own the conservatards, so this isn't really surprising.

The current name of the game is sell to woketards, donate to conservatards.

Those 6 million aren't rising from the grave lmao

Twitter accounts as reperations when?

When Hitler gets back from his vacation in Argentina

>meanwhile, in Southern Poland

Kurwa! They're coming out of the fucking walls!

Excelsior!

Weekend at Stan Lee’s

Current year autism is too much tbh

Fucking LOL, using Stan Lee's Twitter after his death to promote movies

how fucking disrespectful, but what else would I expect from Hollywood

They want people to want to see this movie SO BAD and no one wants to see it and it’s fucking hilarious.

Two things.

1. How fucking rude is it to use a dead man’s twitter account to push products that he had a hand in creating?!

2. How embarrassing is it to be the white, blond, female diversity hire.

Lol they dragged the poor old man around in dementia like he was a mascot. Now they used to death their using him from the grave

Both Tribunal temple and Imperial cult prohibit practices of necromancy. If this abhorrent era allows dark rituals, the time will begin to breed more despicable puppets. Soon we will face such evils like Robert A. Heinlein and Alex Comfort.

They'll resurrect Heinlein so we can Stranger in a Strange Land, not Starship Troopers.

Filthy n’wahs

Jesus, how desperate are they to push that movie?

I've been seing the reviews and every single critic starts their review with something along the lines of "Yeah it may have tons of problems BUT..."

What is this? 4Chan the sub?

A retirement community for 4chan

It's a place for autists to make fun of retards like you.

Take your meds and shut the fuck up.

Looks like I had a good diagnosis.

Suck on a baguette you French faggot. A little sack of dog feces shit stirrer shouldn’t be calling anyone one a retard. Now comment another insult and pretend that’s a win.

You sound like you're a bit upset, SRDine. Do you need some croissants to go with that salt?

No croissants are for fags who shove thermometers up their asses.

Only uncultured swines like you would dare to utter such words. I'll think of you tomorrow morning when I'll pick some at the bakery though, don't worry.

BTW, thermometers are for pussies. We use fists over here.

Fuck you ive been fisting assholes since you were drinking wine from your mothers titties (drops mic)

If only titties would produce wine, what a dream. Something like a 2005 Margaux would be marvelous, I'd suck tits all day long.

Oh and the "drops mic" part is kinda cringy too buddy.

Good thing we’re internet strangers and completely anonymous right? I mean hell I could be you arguing with yourself right now and no one would know.

Eh, I was more entertained when you were insulting me, sorry. I need to catch some sleep I've got plans for tomorrow. See you later, retard.

Sucking your friends dick isn’t considered plans but if you got a bed time to adhere to I understand I guess. Frenchman. That’s insulting enough.

Ah don’t stop. I’m actually kinda bored.

WEVE HIT A NEW LOW PEOPLE. WELCOME TO 2019👏👏👏👏

A+ title OP

Someone actually posted this this

Of course he's been rezzed, what capeshit hero hasn't at least once? Who do you think he is, Jason Todd?

AAACCCKKKUUUSSSSHHHHLLLYYYYYY...

I like cape shit and I think this movie will be good.

Fight me.

if it said 'Im dead, so I cant attend the premier...' it would be ok.

When Disney will trot your corpse out to sell their shit.

Reminder that contributing to controversy around this movie is free marketing and exactly what Disney wants.

Nobody saw Ant-Man because nobody could find a reason to be offended by it.

Same shit with PETA, Tariq, and every other organization with no substance.

A lot of people saw Ant-Man though.

Did they?

This is a retarded take. Shit like the backlash over the Stan Lee tweet just will not function as "marketing." Stop acting like companies are Gods and everything happens perfectly according to their secret plans, they're just groups of subpar people who can fuck up.

kidfucker

I'm not alone here.

cool

Nobody wants pedo money tbh

It was surprisingly entertaining. Never saw the sequel though.

TIL: Disney Magic is necromancy.

Wow, this is probably the lowest thing I've ever seen a company do, I'd welcome communist revolution if it meant these people were sent to Siberia.

I don't even care about capeshit but damn, respect for the dead.

This is pretty disrespectful I gotta admit.

Oh, they rebooted him.