woke as fuck, fam

54  2019-03-07 by MasterLawlz

75 comments

This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke

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Nobody who’s opinion matters cares about capeshit.

Every once in a while I like to see how many downvotes I can get by expressing opinions against the drama hivemind.

I unironically like capeshit and I'm going to see this movie tomorrow. I'll enjoy it too.

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At least your flair is appropriate

I earned it too.

Me too. It comes out on my birthday.

Happy early birthday!!

Thank you :)

What are you gonna get for your birthday? 😋

bussy

y

estradiol prescription

reported

THIS

r/drama not caring about capeshit

50% of all new posts being about capeshit

stop living in denial people, you saw all capeshit movies including Captain Marvel but are now COPEing hard because you feel like you are not cool (good news is that you not cool either way)

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As of late your submissions have consisted of the lowest hanging of fruit. Moreover your OC is straight garbage. For the good of the people, I humbly request you resign and I replace your ass.

no

No fight left in you, just trash content. What happened?

it's a Thursday

it's Friday

are you so fat you lag behind in time

tru

masterlawls, an enemy of my enemy (idfshill fuck pizza) is my friend.

keep up the good work

the real lifepro tips are always in the comments

is it true that you're a bottom

no

Sad.

The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessened of late MasterLawlz, King.

As of late

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The Allstar cover was decent, worthy of mummies fridge

MasterLawlz is absolutely a bottom so I'm not sure you'd want to trade places with his ass

youtube ''skeptic'' literally seething about capeshit

Are there any depths u/MasterLawlz 's stickies won't sink into?

I just thought his sarcasm was funny lol

Haha yeah! Another epic find, friend! Keep up the good work!

Please just end my life

that's illegal

I didn't even click on the video just on the guy's channel. In the last month he made 6 videos related to Captain Marvel (out of 11 video he made in total in that time).

I wonder why, when he went from 100-1k views to 700k views on this particular video 🤔

I wonder why, perhaps because he went from 100-1k views to 700k views on this particular video

Don't act like you cracked the davinci code, captain obvious.

I certainly didn't crack the davinci code but I can crack your bussy wide open if you want 😋

This guy says things and had a British accent so he must be smart

pretty sure he's Irish dummy

he's not from that irrelevant country he's from this irrelevant country

ok. sorry

Hate to say it but the island monkeys have for a long time been more relevant than burgers.

Then I'm surprised he was sober enough to make and post the video.

He's not.

I thought the dude was Scottish.

Yeah he doesn't have that rhotic r that is very heavy in Irish accents.

The British Empire shall rise again

Tumescent AF after reading this. 🍤

All of the ishes are white anyway

Irish

white

Gotta stop you right there famalam.

jewish

im confus

its over for anti-sargoncels

Stop trying to make capeshit happen.

zhcyiD9

Fuck Gallowboob

I think I could like that dude. Sarcastic af just the way I like them.

I'm not watching this.

oh okay

Still don't understand why people are so salty about this movie

I'm not salty but it looks really boring

No ones salty about the movie, just at the inorganic marketing techniques which aren’t even marketing the movie, just the same old identity politics bullshit

idk, went and watched it and first half was good but second half was godawful. Not much to get upset about in there though.

Wow. That's a hot take 🔥🔥🔥

Brie looks attractive in that side shot. I think it’s the longer hair

How woke is fuck?

depends on if she has a penis and a 5 o'clock shadow

The only acceptable opinion on Captain Marvel: it looks like bland bottom feeding trash *but so is all capeshit. You can hate it, but only insofar as you hate capeshit.

capeshit movies can be fine as long as they recognize what they are at their core; action movies.

Captain Marvel is trying to be this deep piece on a “strong” female lead when both the actress and the character are unlikeable.

defending capeshit in current year

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Capeshit is better than starshit tbh

I made it to 8 seconds