How the fuck does Notch has so much time to do shitposting on twitter with his billion dollars? Like, I can understand if it were like 10 tweets per day but no. Guy has tweeted like 100 tweets since yesterday. Why?
Just snort cocaine off a hooker's bum like a normal billionaire, mate.
You can buy "friends" but not real friends. I think he even lonelyposted about how now he can't trust that anyone won't just try to use him for his money.
Alt-righters are alt-righters because they have nothing going on in their shit lives. Fucking Notch literally chose to be a neckbeard even after having all the money in the world.
Probably because "peaking" at life when you went from some nobody to what notch in your 20s is kinda makes the rest of life look like a decent. If I were him I'd go some humanitarian route and look out for cats but he probably is disillusioned with all this choice that none of it sounds appealing so he just shitposts on Twitter looking like an idiot.
To be fair, idk what I would do with a billion dollars. Yeah, I would travel and get a nice house to live in but eventually, I would run out of shit to do. I think he's been rich for several years now so he might just be extremely bored.
Humans really aren't meant to have all of their needs met for the rest of their lives with zero effort.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-09
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1 shaneoffline 2019-03-09
Notch asking the big questions
1 check_fugazi_bro 2019-03-09
[❌] Blame the rich [❌] Blame the Jews [❌] Blame the government [❌] Blame the Americans [✔️] Blame the rich jews in the American government
1 PM_ME_YA_TATTAS 2019-03-09
This is not what "coming out as a libertarian" means on this sub
Shame on you OP
1 BasicallyADoctor 2019-03-09
I was primed to learn about why the age of consent is oppression
1 dramasexual 2019-03-09
I was totally expecting Notch to start arguing in favor of lolis
1 captainktainer 2019-03-09
I don't know if we ever found out exactly why his wife left him after t their short marriage; that could still be on the table
1 ottawabrandonwright 2019-03-09
Someone who made a kids game turn out to be a pedo, no words, just shocked.
1 stereomono1 2019-03-09
Markus "the stallion that mounted the world" Persson
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
How the fuck does Notch has so much time to do shitposting on twitter with his billion dollars? Like, I can understand if it were like 10 tweets per day but no. Guy has tweeted like 100 tweets since yesterday. Why?
Just snort cocaine off a hooker's bum like a normal billionaire, mate.
1 heretobefriends 2019-03-09
Leave posting to us poorcels and go have a life.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
Exactly. If I had a billion dollars then I sure as hell won't be on twitter talking about left/right nonsense.
1 Nyroc_ 2019-03-09
That’s why you don’t have a billion dollars.
1 Fletch71011 2019-03-09
I've made more money than I'll ever use in my life and I still waste all my time with you degenerates here.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
Gild all of us in this thread then
1 LightUmbra 2019-03-09
Post cash stack.
1 le_epic_xd 2019-03-09
Gib money then, fag
1 Voldim 2019-03-09
giving a lazy neckbeard a billion dollars doesn't magically extract the basement lifestyle out of him
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
I am a lazy neckbeard but you won't catch me here with you plebs if I become a billionaire overnight.
1 Brumaired 2019-03-09
He's a lonely fuck that apparently has no real friends. Shitposting is all he has.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
Pretty sure you can buy friends if you have a billion dollars.
And why bother with friends? Just buy a harem of Filipino mail order bride if you're that rich.
1 Brumaired 2019-03-09
Notch isn't as cultured as some people so the Filipino harem is out of the question.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
Okay but he could have stuck with Eastern European ones then, like a boomer.
1 automatic_cluck 2019-03-09
Notch is Daddy 2??? 😍😎😍
1 captainktainer 2019-03-09
You can buy "friends" but not real friends. I think he even lonelyposted about how now he can't trust that anyone won't just try to use him for his money.
1 KikiFlowers 2019-03-09
He doesn't have friends or anything. This is his life since he decided he was an alt-righter.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
Alt-righters are alt-righters because they have nothing going on in their shit lives. Fucking Notch literally chose to be a neckbeard even after having all the money in the world.
Kinda amazing to see.
1 KikiFlowers 2019-03-09
I mean, it was that or he actually do something productive with his time. And that's just unacceptable!
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
At least Elon got himself a hot goth GF. So disappointed in Notch. SMH.
1 HPLcatname 2019-03-09
Probably because "peaking" at life when you went from some nobody to what notch in your 20s is kinda makes the rest of life look like a decent. If I were him I'd go some humanitarian route and look out for cats but he probably is disillusioned with all this choice that none of it sounds appealing so he just shitposts on Twitter looking like an idiot.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-03-09
To be fair, idk what I would do with a billion dollars. Yeah, I would travel and get a nice house to live in but eventually, I would run out of shit to do. I think he's been rich for several years now so he might just be extremely bored.
Humans really aren't meant to have all of their needs met for the rest of their lives with zero effort.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
How do you run out of places to see? The world is so big. I would visit every country if I had that much money.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-03-09
You would probably get sick of traveling too. It may take a while but it still might happen.
I’m thinking on a really long timeline here. Like if you had nothing to do for the next 40 years of your life. I have no idea what I would do.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
Hmmm. True. But Minecraft was launched around 2011, right? He couldn't have gotten bored of travelling in only 7 years.
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-03-09
to protect rich retards and their property
1 Stupid-Sexy-Servitor 2019-03-09
This but unironically. The rich stand most to lose out of state collapse for obvious reasons.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-09
The Lolbertarians need to Ally with the LGBT to form the LGBTP
1 le_epic_xd 2019-03-09
Has Notch finally reached his rebellious teen-phase? This is shitposting I'd expect fron a 14 years old.
Next time he'll be posting stuff like "phone bad, book good" for crying outloud.
1 WINDEX_DRINKER 2019-03-09
The foid version is "just trying to start a conversation."
1 Tank_Engineer 2019-03-09
minecraft man is reading SIEGE
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-03-09
I was expecting lewd lolis tbqh