Drama posting as a whole rots your brain, the sub is easily one of the most transphobic subreddits filled with Enlightened centrists and alt-light trolls, the mod team is a bunch of weirdo nominally left succdems who post on Stupidpol about how they're the bastion of left thought.
One of them made a post about how they used to be a SJW but alienated all their friends and family and now decries idpol, when in reality they're probably just insufferable to be around
It has a backstory that they occasionally release PvE modes around, basically there is a huge robot uprising and "Overwatch" helps the world resolve it
Yes, the Overwatch team fought off the sniper girl 👧 and her team. Then the world stopped liking Overwatch and they were disbanded. Then Overwatch said “Fuck it” to the ungrateful people of Earth 🌎 and started a professional fighting league where they traveled 🧳 the globe 🌍 and wrecked cities for point-based victories. They later spent their points on prize boxes 📦 filled with new clothes, stickers, and holiday 🎄 themed spray art 🖼. The citizens of Ear👂th now watch the Overwatch fighters on their televisions destroy their beloved cities and they can’t do shit about it. Such is life.
Kinda? There's a basic plot of a robot uprising war happened, but that's it. Blizzard hasn't expanded on whatever is going on now.
All we know is Overwatch were the good guys, got disbanded by the government and now there's a group of bad guys called Tallon who have some ex-Overwatch members.
Zarya is like the most MAGA-esque character going who hates race mixing humans and robots living together and literally does everything in her power to help her homeland.
Ah yes, cause whether or not my character sticks his average sized meat sausage up another dudes sausage grinder while spinning his half erect penis in circles is what I really care about when I’m playing a shooter video game where back story literally doesn’t matter and no one cares. Stop trying to appeal to people that don’t play games @twittertrash
You want to end racism and homophobia? Stop talking about it and making it a big deal. You’re only flaming the fire.
There’s a wide spectrum of genders, backgrounds, and combat roles in Overwatchalready, but now there is one who is like me, and it created a sense of empathy and connection I wouldn’t have been able to find as easily in Reinhardt or McCree.
If this journo had a brain, he'd realise that blizzard have done a jk Rowling here - all the gay stuff is in media outside of the game which most of the players will never read or give a shit about.
Ah, very clever. You weren't saying something stupid because ignorance is actually better than knowing things, as long as it's about something you've already decided is bad. If you see a headline, you should just guess what's in the article, and complain about it based on your guess. And if the article actually agrees with you, fuck, who cares? You have other things to go and be wrong about.
You fucking dullard.
There’s a wide spectrum of genders, backgrounds, and combat roles in Overwatch already, but now there is one who is like me, and it created a sense of empathy and connection I wouldn’t have been able to find as easily in Reinhardt or McCree.
unironically this is why there will never be a good rpg anymore, faggots like this lack the ability to role play and need a pg13 story about inclusivity with a happy ending spoon fed to them like the retards they are.
I knew these people were naracisit faggots but to only play a character because it's sort of similar to you is a new level of pathetic. Just play the game and shut up.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-09
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One of them made a post about how they used to be a SJW but alienated all their friends and family and now decries idpol, when in reality they're probably just insufferable to be around
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1 BeiberFan123 2019-03-09
1 Ranilen 2019-03-09
1 yeliwofthecorn 2019-03-09
1 MasterLawlz 2019-03-09
does Overwatch even have a plot??? I thought it's just a multi-player FTS. Not like Halo which has a campaign
1 rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee 2019-03-09
It has a backstory that they occasionally release PvE modes around, basically there is a huge robot uprising and "Overwatch" helps the world resolve it
1 BeiberFan123 2019-03-09
It’s more of a rough outline so porn artists know who to draw fucking who.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-03-09
Yes, the Overwatch team fought off the sniper girl 👧 and her team. Then the world stopped liking Overwatch and they were disbanded. Then Overwatch said “Fuck it” to the ungrateful people of Earth 🌎 and started a professional fighting league where they traveled 🧳 the globe 🌍 and wrecked cities for point-based victories. They later spent their points on prize boxes 📦 filled with new clothes, stickers, and holiday 🎄 themed spray art 🖼. The citizens of Ear👂th now watch the Overwatch fighters on their televisions destroy their beloved cities and they can’t do shit about it. Such is life.
1 Charles_The_Grate 2019-03-09
You forgot about the fight robots, buddha robits and sex robutts.
1 loli_esports 2019-03-09
Is this real?
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-09
It's simplified, but you can only do so much when you have 100 words and 10 of them are emojis.
1 KikiFlowers 2019-03-09
Kinda? There's a basic plot of a robot uprising war happened, but that's it. Blizzard hasn't expanded on whatever is going on now.
All we know is Overwatch were the good guys, got disbanded by the government and now there's a group of bad guys called Tallon who have some ex-Overwatch members.
So yeah, no plot. It's mindless shooting.
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-09
lmao how does this guy ever leave his house without having a complete breakdown.
1 CulturalYogurt 2019-03-09
He knows it's stupid, but these complaints are like one of those dances honeybees do.
1 Ranilen 2019-03-09
Sexy?
1 Nyroc_ 2019-03-09
Not even a paragraph in and people are described as toxic. What was I expecting, I suppose.
1 agenderphobe 2019-03-09
I'm glad Apex has a character called Toxic. Who is the only white man. And who literally gasses the minorities.
1 redshores 2019-03-09
*Caustic
1 Medibee 2019-03-09
You mean holoCaustic.
1 Lysis10 2019-03-09
So, he got called a faggot in Overwatch and had to write an article about it. He must be new.
1 RollBread 2019-03-09
What Overwatch characters aren't gay this point?
1 -Shank- 2019-03-09
The fat ones
1 yeliwofthecorn 2019-03-09
Bastion X Zenyatta when?
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-09
With porn who isnt gay
1 troligarch 2019-03-09
Jeff Kaplan
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-03-09
I think just the gorilla but he counts as bestiality. And I am being serious I don’t think Overwatch has any non-lgbt characters.
1 CJGitzfiggle 2019-03-09
Zarya is like the most MAGA-esque character going who hates
race mixinghumans and robots living together and literally does everything in her power to help her homeland.1 Charles_The_Grate 2019-03-09
Yes, she's clearly a DERF. Droids exclusive RADical feminist.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-03-09
Yeah but she also fits the butch lesbian look and her comic made her tolerant of omnics.
1 ralphbrenting 2019-03-09
Imagine reading into a video games lore
Imagine reading into an FPS’ lore
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-09
Imagin reading into FPS lore which exists only to interest Patreon porn makers in the game.
1 dramasexual 2019-03-09
lmfao based
1 myusername_sucks 2019-03-09
That's just fucking funny
1 captainlvsac 2019-03-09
Seventy-dicks would have been way funnier.
1 tenebrous_cloud 2019-03-09
I think homophobia actually is dead
1 troligarch 2019-03-09
This game was for faggots before there were any in it.
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-09
Jesus Christ what a fag.
1 Gogo-gadget-faggot 2019-03-09
Ah yes, cause whether or not my character sticks his average sized meat sausage up another dudes sausage grinder while spinning his half erect penis in circles is what I really care about when I’m playing a shooter video game where back story literally doesn’t matter and no one cares. Stop trying to appeal to people that don’t play games @twittertrash
You want to end racism and homophobia? Stop talking about it and making it a big deal. You’re only flaming the fire.
1 watermark08 2019-03-09
Yeah because minorities have always gotten so much by shutting their mouths and acquiesceing.
1 Gogo-gadget-faggot 2019-03-09
I don’t think they’re the only ones that should shut up.
1 chunk_o 2019-03-09
lore was a mistake
vidya was a mistake
1 Dramatictuna 2019-03-09
Blizz made an FPS with a diverse cast of characters. They brought it on themselves. They knew they'd bag the woke crowd.
1 troligarch 2019-03-09
Blizzard pumps their own farts through the ventilation system, this is exactly who they wish to court just to be in good company
1 jorg_ancrath88 2019-03-09
When will the zionists realise that the majority of people are not homosexual nor accepting of it being normalised?
1 yeliwofthecorn 2019-03-09
Sure, if you're in an incel developing nation that might be true.
Chad first world countries appreciate the bussy.
1 jorg_ancrath88 2019-03-09
lol. Bunk study.
1 watermark08 2019-03-09
Like the dawn of time? I think that's when they realized it tard.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-03-09
Imagine being this stupid and gay
1 watermark08 2019-03-09
Is this an article or a blog?
Why do journalists think they can just write articles that just say 'Hey I did this thing'. It's a new website, not your diary.
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-09
If this journo had a brain, he'd realise that blizzard have done a jk Rowling here - all the gay stuff is in media outside of the game which most of the players will never read or give a shit about.
1 wyrmknave 2019-03-09
Yeah, it's almost like that's literally what the article is about if you read it.
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-09
What kind of retard takes time out of their day to read a Polygon article?
1 wyrmknave 2019-03-09
Ah, very clever. You weren't saying something stupid because ignorance is actually better than knowing things, as long as it's about something you've already decided is bad. If you see a headline, you should just guess what's in the article, and complain about it based on your guess. And if the article actually agrees with you, fuck, who cares? You have other things to go and be wrong about. You fucking dullard.
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-09
I don't remember claiming I wasn't saying something stupid. Also, you seem angry. Perhaps you should go to bed?
1 Scramble187 2019-03-09
People who unironically use "lore" and "Canon" should be put to death
1 munstersthompson 2019-03-09
unironically this is why there will never be a good rpg anymore, faggots like this lack the ability to role play and need a pg13 story about inclusivity with a happy ending spoon fed to them like the retards they are.
1 DivinePrince2 2019-03-09
I really don't see the appeal in balttle royale/ battle arena games.
1 captainlvsac 2019-03-09
TF/TF2 were great.
1 DivinePrince2 2019-03-09
No idea what that is.
1 KingNothing305 2019-03-09
I knew these people were naracisit faggots but to only play a character because it's sort of similar to you is a new level of pathetic. Just play the game and shut up.
1 captainpriapism 2019-03-09
proceeds to write a polygon article