If neetbux happens but I'm blacklisted, then as soon as I finish saving up for this Lamborghini, my next goal would be to kill as many people as possible. That's not a joke, if you people would take someone who's already in the position of spending their life working to save up for someone else's dream and give them hope that the world is getting better but then be like "lol no we're just going to fuck up the economy for you and make this even harder for you," idk what else you expect as an end result. It's the most textbook example of a dead bird, do not open situation. If Yang is with you, I will let him pick a sword and then I will fight him to the death, because I am not letting you fucking psycho pieces of shit be in charge of the progressive movement when it's on the doorstep of legitimacy with a serious UBI plan.
i mean, i believe that you'd be psychotic enough to make the threats, but i don't believe that you're capable in any way of hurting someone due to being a fat NEET.
I mean, if you want me to seriouspost, my main chemical/biological/emotional need other than food and water is physical contact with beautiful girls and the lack of that in my life has been really torturous and destructive for me, but I don't need anything except for the people I love most to be alright. None of them have died so far, and hopefully I have a few decades to negate all their senescence and then a long time more to solve entropy and such so that they never die. If I could do it with a hug, I can probably do it without one.
Do you think if someone attempted to hug you the years of noxious buildup in your neckbeard would outright kill them? Has this been your plan all along?
I mean literally solve entropy so we don't have to all end someday, you fucking retard. Sorry your brain is too washed to even fucking understand the premise of the game you're in.
oh and building the first trillion dollar company and running for President and taking over the world and freeing my race from its species-wide severe mental illness. But you know, nothing worth mentioning
Yet another great example of you people having a fantasy version of me based on literally nothing except some perverted desire to contradict reality, since I have and am of the demographic that would obviously have good heart health by modern American standards, and if you wanted a cause of death I've been heading towards for years I also have and am of the demographic that would obviously have a fatty liver. You just couldn't pass up a chance to show how hard you fantasize about me and my background and how dumb of common medical misconceptions you fall for, because that's how you people are.
I dropped out of college at 16 because it's for lower quality people than me. NEETs aren't a real thing, they're a fictional concept low quality people use to pretend some huge group of other people aren't doing anything better than them. Meanwhile, I don't even vaguely resemble that fictional concept like the people it was created to be disingenuously used on, since I work a job that's probably more of a real job than most of your prospects, which is sad because mine isn't even a very high bar. I know physics about as well as it's even possible to know physics without knowing advanced math and I can guarantee that even though you already know some of those math things I don't, you will still be a post grad by the time your courses have covered every random thing I know about entropy, and by then, I'll be that many years closer to becoming a cyborg who can do the math better than you instantly without cucking my biological brain and years of my time to low-level "can't do, can teach"" math professors who still don't really understand what the invention of the calculator means in the long run (no offense to the totally legit math teachers educating people at the practical, necessary level in elementary and middle school). Your worldview is fundamentally inaccurate and being thrown around like a badger in a mosh pit; I pity you. Now, unless you want me to break out a thesaurus next time and leave your ego permanently scarred, don't @ me
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
my main chemical/biological/emotional need other than food and water is physical contact with beautiful girls and the lack of that in my life has been really torturous and destructive for me
to solve this problem, you need to lose about 30 pounds and trim that neckbeard and get haircut. Also maybe consider showering (like right now and regularly after that) and washing your clothes
That won't "solve" it, that just changes it into other problems. If that would actually "solve" it, I'd have to wonder how you got bored enough to waste your time typing such incredibly banal Captain Obvious baby-speak, so even by your limited and oversimplified perspective where changing myself would somehow "solve" biological & societal issues, you're still retarded.
I'm not trying to solve a societal issue, I'm trying to give you a little advice on how to get touched by a woman (or basically anyone).
But the fact of the matter is you always have some grandiose plan or scheme and never end up working on it at all. The problem is likely the weed. You'd probably get a lot more done (and that includes self-hygiene) if you kicked the pipe
You're the one that used the word "solve," all I did was quote it.
But the fact of the matter is you always have some grandiose plan or scheme and never end up working on it at all.
You're confusing "fact" with "fantasy," like most of you tend to do. For it to be "fact" it would have to actually be true.
The problem is likely the weed.
Based on nothing but you imagining that being probable? Thanks for sharing.
You'd probably get a lot more done (and that includes self-hygiene) if you kicked the pipe
In your fantasies, but I'm more worried about real life, where weed actually does what it actually does in real life, like aid a sleep schedule and motivate a good work ethic, instead of what anti-weed retards and excuse-making stoner retards like to pretend it does, like force excessive sleep and cause laziness.
The reality is I'm just not in a hurry to lose weight or take showers or shit like that. If I were, I'd put more of my energy - much of which is granted by weed, and none of which is taken away by it, except imaginary portions that only exist in your fantasy - into those things. Instead, I put all the energy I can into saving up for a Lamborghini for the girl I love most, because that's actually something that needs to be done as soon as possible. Getting to cuddle as soon as possible would have been vital in the past, but now all the parts of me that could have been saved by timing in that area are already gone. It would be fucking retarded of me to be like "oh hey look I'm finally losing weight, better throw away all my life goals and reshape all my priorities just to make that happen faster just so I can start getting emotionally fucked with by thots again."
My poor little spaghetti squash, have you never heard of multitasking?
Before you say yes and write 8 sentences trying to explain how better you are, consider for a moment that you wrote out that you don't think you could cuddle someone without throwing away your life goals just to have it happen faster.
So wait you are anti Yang right? I’m going to make a thread to have all drama users to declare whether or not they support yang. It will out all of the neets once and for all. You should sticky
UBI has seemed like an obvious necessity to me ever since I first got old enough to know what the economy is and how money works. Every time I brought it up back then, people refused to give what I was saying any attention or thought or even really listen to it, they would just crust over and keep saying random shit that had nothing to do with what I was saying like I was just too young to know what taxes are or something. (This is the kind of shit that caused me to think I was the smartest person on earth by the time I was a teenager.) By the time I was too old for that shit to work, UBI suddenly had a name and was entering America's political discourse and I found out about it on Reddit and realized even though people are so retarded, it still would probably happen in my lifetime. That gave me a lot of hope for humanity. Now there's a candidate blowing the idea up already and it's only 2020. That matches my very most optimistic predictions. It feels amazing to witness.
And better yet, the dude seems legit. I thought I knew what's happening in this election cycle already, which was the Democrats were hijacking ideas like UBI with their "green new deal" to try to lure in dumb voters like who I was 4 years ago. I figured either they would lose because a core portion of progressives wouldn't be dumb enough to support a Democrat again after they just tried it with Bernie, or they would win on a blue wave of retards and set the progressive movement back another few decades. Instead this guy came along who actually shows signs of being what Bernie pretended to be, someone who will rape the DNC to death and use their corpse to fix this country. Because the core portion of us learned from Bernie to avoid wishful thinking and stop making excuses for bullshit, we didn't go for any D-side candidate until one came along with no bullshit to make excuses for. By trying that shit with Bernie, they made it so we wouldn't make a single excuse for a candidate anymore, and thus set up a base for the first candidate to come along that you can just support without making excuses for anything about him or his actions. I didn't see this happening because the idea would have seemed too good to be true. I still don't know how far it will go and I don't want to get my hopes up that it will reach the White House, but seeing it happen at all gives me more hope for humanity than anything else I can think of has ever given me.
tfw you're so insecure about human sexuality you need to try to appear normal by pretending you're so asexual you find looking at underage nudes to be just as ewie as pedophilia but instead by conflating normal shit with pedophilia you just reveal you have none of the basic human instincts regarding pedophilia and can't understand it as an issue at all
I'd have about double the income with which to save up for this Lamborghini and I'd do all I can to make sure I turn that extra income into significantly more than the inflation it brings
Imagine I decide to kill everyone I can, then I turn out to be so badass I manage to kill every single person other than myself and those I love, but they all hate me more than ever and I'm just like "wow if I was this powerful the whole time why didn't I just finish taking over the world? fucking dumbass move on my part sorry about your families and friends guys" lmao
He got suspended for 24 hours based on wanting to fuck kids (but he forgot to use reddit for those exact 24 hours so never noticed) the FBI visit was for threats to murder IIRC
I just imagine his personal FBI Agent sitting outside his house for 15th time, smoking a cig, just wishing Darqqwolf would finally reach for a Katana so he can just end his regular interactions with sperging insanity and get a decent assignment.
This suspension didn't happen though and your delusion about it just went from funny to straight up depressing seeing that you held it with you for days and brought it up again for attention
I mean the admins literally said they'd taken action and you went radio silent for 24 hours, responding literally within minutes of the 24 hours passing.
You also keep downvoting it each time I bring it up, which basically indicates you are 200300% butthurt over it.
I'm being serious, it honestly makes me depressed seeing this now. It was hilarious on the day you brought it up but now it is truly, sincerely sad to see someone's brain this badly broken.
I'm gonna go ahead and block you so you can't show up in my inbox anymore because out of everything I deal with on this subreddit your level of complex about me is honestly significantly emotionally distressing. Please get better. I don't know if you're memeposting, but I'm not, you're mildly scaring me at this point and out of everything I try to make a difference to here I'm just not dealing with this, so peace.
Do you think the FBI office prank is to assign the new Special Agent to work the Darqqwolf desk and read through hundreds of pages of sperging autism every day to add to his weekly list of pending charges?
Therapists aren't real, dude. Psychotherapy is not something that can be paid for in most cases. It's delusional to think the average person would derive any benefit from an extra schedule committance, let alone from someone receiving hourly pay just to talk with them. If you even know what a therapist does, telling someone to go to a therapist is basically saying "you shouldn't really feel that way about the things you feel that way about, you're only unhappy because you have nobody to talk to and lack the ability to Google stress management techniques." It's extremely fucking retarded and you can only pretend it makes sense so that you don't have to suffer for half a second of being aware how much life sucks for some people.
As an official ambassador of the SJW movement, I do hereby declare that mocking pedophiles/probable serial killers like Darqwolff is not hate speech and should in fact be done by everyone.
You're the one that's an all-around piece of shit for conflating sanity with lunacy, honesty with pedophilia, confidence with narcissism, and unfathomable moral strength with being a piece of shit.
You're the one so retarded that you insult people who are better than you and when they call you out on it you just shut down and start regurgitating memes like the ability to vomit up 2 sentences of shit you've heard about someone is proof you've got a grasp on morals or have even spent any time thinking at all before concluding "this guy bad because get upvotes if say guy bad"
How would a killing spree not be the appropriate response to that situation? That would mean I'm virtually alone in a world dominated by complete monsters. Of course the right thing to do at that point would be to give up and take a few of them down with me, it would be retarded to keep pretending a good outcome is possible anymore if the society of bullshit went that far. Just because it's not what you'd want me to do doesn't change that it would obviously be what one should do in that situation.
How would a killing spree not be the appropriate response to that situation?
You'd lose the shootout eventually and random people would lose their friends and their family over your selfishness.
That would mean I'm virtually alone in a world dominated by complete monsters. Of course the right thing to do at that point would be to give up and take a few of them down with me,
Life has possibilities while death does not. Even though you're kind of in a mess you can still experience new things while alive. If you're at the point where you want to go guns blazing why not do something else instead. Climb a mountain, write a book, or teach english abroad. You say you don't have anything to lose so why not?
it would be retarded to keep pretending a good outcome is possible anymore if the society of bullshit went that far.
One society. You're American right? Not giving you free money would hardly be the most extreme thing that's been done here.
Just because it's not what you'd want me to do doesn't change that it would obviously be what one should do in that situation. Just because you don't want a paper bag to have a dead bird in it doesn't mean when you open it and check you'll get a pleasant surprise instead.
I don't think that was what the writers of Arrested Development were trying to say.
I feel like you're just ignoring the context. We're talking about a scenario where in ten years the world around me has gone from nobody around me knowing what UBI is except for me and not even listening to me at all just literally pretending I'm saying other shit whenever I bring it up, to everyone knowing what UBI is and the majority even reaching the point of supporting it, but being so butthurt about me being enough smarter than them to have understood it first that they make it a punishment for me instead of an improvement for everyone, dooming me to fail in my life's work. Climbing a mountain or giving some other country a try makes no fucking sense as a response to that situation, especially since my country is America, a melting pot of cultural diversity that spans half a continent, and still they all had the one thing in common of being evil enough to do this to me. The only thing to do at that point would be to hit everyone back with as much punishment as possible to compare to the punishment they gave me just for being honest and confident.
It does make sense. You don't have any responsibilities like children or a wife and your life obviously sucks in whatever town/state you're in. If I was in that situation I'd do what I could to move far away and get a fresh start.
Don't be. Either God is a thing and he's accepted my bargain to fuck with me as much as he wants but keep the people I love most safe in return, or God isn't a thing and I'm just incredibly lucky. If you can't help being concerned, the only way to help is to dedicate your life to solving senescence, entropy, scarcity, and the freedom and necessity of malice itself. I don't need advice.
Heh, some desert fairy tales that don't hold up to science or even it's own internal consistency? God is less real than Santa Claus and the other lies we tell children. Abrahamic religion is silly. If you want to be religious at least choose a cool eastern religion.
Every hear of an astronaut? They look back at earth and realize humans are insignificant compared to the earth. There are 8 planets in the solar system and there are at least 100 billion solar systems. We're not special. If an animal on earth is special it's the tardigrade because those motherfuckers can survive anything.
You've falling for the same shit those moron Christians in the desert fell for for thousands of years. Whether there's a god isn't even questionable for those of us cursed with knowledge, it's a simple word with a simple definition, you'd have to not know the destiny of humanity to not know it exists. The question is whether "God" "is a thing," i.e. whether the colloquially-referenced conscious entity of God who listens to prayers actually exists or basically whether there's a higher God than us monitoring and controlling us and our world.
"God really exist, I'll tell you like this, it reside inside - and anybody telling you different's just selling you religion tryna keep yo ass in line."
-Killer Mike, Run The Jewels - "Angel Duster"
You've falling for the same shit those moron Christians in the desert fell for for thousands of years.
Not just Christians but the Jews, the Muslims too, and the Catholics too. They all worship the same desert skydaddy who tells them not to masturbate. Its rather silly.
Whether there's a god isn't even questionable for those of us cursed with knowledge,
I watched the Avengers Infinity War too
it's a simple word with a simple definition, you'd have to not know the destiny of humanity to not know it exists. The question is whether "God" "is a thing," i.e. whether the colloquially-referenced conscious entity of God who listens to prayers actually exists or basically whether there's a higher God than us monitoring and controlling us and our world.
Nope. There's no God and never will be. Eastern philosophy on religion is far closer to reality than Abrahamic piffle.
"God really exist, I'll tell you like this, it reside inside - and anybody telling you different's just selling you religion tryna keep yo ass in line."
-Killer Mike, Run The Jewels - "Angel Duster"
Killer Mike also said to vote for Bernie Sanders so we can pretty much just brush off his insane thoughts on anything outside of rap.
You're buying the religion of atheism and being kept in line the same way as all the hardcore Abraham fetishists. Just because you can't trust Killer Mike on politics doesn't mean you can't trust him on religion and philosophy.
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
You established the criteria which would make you go on a killing spree as being "virtually alone in a world dominated by complete monsters."
The unlikely hypothetical scenario of you not getting neetbux while everyone else does meets that criteria.
But the obvious question I think a lot of people would want to know is what other hypothetical scenarios are there that meet the criteria that gives you justification to go on a killing spree? And how plausible, if not inevitable, are those hypothetical scenarios?
This is what I was thinking, surprised someone other than me was non-retarded enough to consider it too and confront me like this.
I can't think of anything that seems plausible, let alone inevitable, that would make a civilian killing spree look like a good move, let alone the only good move. A killing spree on pharma execs or something seems plausible to me, but for everyday regular people to turn out to be such monsters and to drive me to that point where I'd decide to make it my goal to just kill as many people as possible seems wildly unrealistic, just like the premise of excluding me from neetbux over /r/Drama memes.
Maybe if artificial lab-grown meat comes out, doesn't see mass adoption, and I still have nothing to lose. I guess that one is kinda plausible, but I believe it's really not, like - I can see how one might find it possible, but I have faith the common selfishness will be overpowered by the slightly-less-common-but-much-stronger human morality. Dudes will go Vegan to please their girlfriends and shit. If I'm wrong, and meat-eaters sustain a counter-culture, and I make it nowhere in life to have anything better to do than start slaughtering them, that would honestly be kinda hilarious, especially when people who have by then made a political stance out of their refusal to care about the sanctity of life start pleading for their own at the end of my barrel like some part of them can take seriously the fantasy of me giving a shit. Just another good example of "dead bird, do not open" type comedy
The girl I love was more impacted by the opioid crisis than you can imagine, I haven't been so much. She also has a somewhat serious medical condition that's in that range of treatability where if pharma execs just spent more money on talent (i.e. doctors) to grow the actual functional part of the medical industry instead of just taking profits home to hoard and spend on bullshit and compounding the bureaucracy to create "jobs" destroying lives, it would be like a non-issue and not threaten her life at all, which is why if she ever dies I will go to war with them. For my part, I've been in a mental hospital and seen the completely destroyed humans who have been turned into big-pharma-money-farms, and realized how abhorrently many innocent people have had their lives randomly taken this way just because they had no one to fight for them, and that alone is a considerable motivation to go after some pharma execs if I had nothing to lose.
She has more willpower in her right ventricle than you have in the entire history of your bloodline, scumfuck. That's not how she was impacted at all. Why the fuck shouldn't I enable her however I can? Because you made some shit up that has nothing to do with reality? Please go experiment with fentanyl, to teach your whore mom a lesson for me.
You should kill because it feels good, not out of trying to prove a point to society. You'll accomplish something from the former, nothing from the latter except a footnote on Wikipedia about your pedophilia-fueled killings
Ok but I'm a chill monster that just compliments sexy pictures and in this hypothetical scenario the majority of people are psychopath demon monsters that destroy innocent lives in ways even my massive monster brain could never have imagined
Serious post but maybe you haven't found a good therapist. A face-to-face contact with a suitable health professional is going to be different than any googled stress management techniques you might find.
Neurologically you function differently with personal human contact as opposed to online/over the phone.
If cost for therapy's an issue, then idk find someone who's willing to listen to your shit and meet up for a beer.
It's delusional to think the average person would derive any benefit from an extra schedule committance, let alone from someone receiving hourly pay just to talk with them. If you even know what a therapist does, telling someone to go to a therapist is basically saying "you shouldn't really feel that way about the things you feel that way about, you're only unhappy because you have nobody to talk to and lack the ability to Google stress management techniques even though you obviously have people to talk to and obviously literally anyone can Google stress management techniques." It's extremely fucking retarded and you can only pretend it makes sense so that you don't have to suffer for half a second of being aware how much life sucks for some people.
In my experience, seeking, going to, and even paying for therapy was nothing like this.
Therapists aren't real, dude. Psychotherapy is not something that can be paid for in most cases.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I think there's a deep and profound irony to how this meme maintains relevance and people use it to belittle me for continuing to engage, but nobody belittles the person I was replying to who deleted the comment I was replying to when this copypasta was born because they couldn't even take the residual heat from being so near the meme.
You know.... that’s not what therapy is, to just talk. Therapists have mastered mental exercises that help your brain piecemeal itself into finding solutions, and then motivating itself to act upon those solutions... just saying.
literally calling others and the world "psychotic" at mere joking notion of him being excluded from NEETbux, followed by threatening to kill as many people as possible
I'm pretty sure DarqWolff isn't a virgin. Which means the MGTOW, Incel, Chapo, T_D types must really be out there if they are worse with women than DarqWolff.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-13
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1 BlessThisBussy 2019-03-13
FBI? YAH THIS PERSON RIGHT HERE
1 high_side 2019-03-13
His genius may never be recognized.
1 d-amazo 2019-03-13
didn't the FBI supposedly check in on him a few weeks ago or something when he was talking about how he wants to fuck kids?
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-03-13
Not sure about that particular case but I know a good amount of people have definitely reported him to the FBI so I wouldn't be surprised.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
Well shit, if you believe that, then I'll kill you. Know why?
1 d-amazo 2019-03-13
i mean, i believe that you'd be psychotic enough to make the threats, but i don't believe that you're capable in any way of hurting someone due to being a fat NEET.
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-03-13
You're feeling snacky and under appreciated?
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
No. It's
'cause
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C R I M I N A L
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-03-13
I think you just need a hug
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
I mean, if you want me to seriouspost, my main chemical/biological/emotional need other than food and water is physical contact with beautiful girls and the lack of that in my life has been really torturous and destructive for me, but I don't need anything except for the people I love most to be alright. None of them have died so far, and hopefully I have a few decades to negate all their senescence and then a long time more to solve entropy and such so that they never die. If I could do it with a hug, I can probably do it without one.
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-03-13
Do you think if someone attempted to hug you the years of noxious buildup in your neckbeard would outright kill them? Has this been your plan all along?
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-03-13
Do you mean solve entropy in a literal way or in a metaphorical way?
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
I mean literally solve entropy so we don't have to all end someday, you fucking retard. Sorry your brain is too washed to even fucking understand the premise of the game you're in.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-03-13
So you think you're a literal God who can change the laws of the universe. Got it
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
1 ReaperJim 2019-03-13
Can I get some fries
1 redditor080917 2019-03-13
Gonna be hard to literally solve entropy when you're literally just sitting on reddit all day looking at lolis and shitposting.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
oh and building the first trillion dollar company and running for President and taking over the world and freeing my race from its species-wide severe mental illness. But you know, nothing worth mentioning
1 redditor080917 2019-03-13
Kylie Jenner actually did something with her life.
You're getting arrested for being a pedo.
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-13
Hopefully
1 Heydammit 2019-03-13
Sometimes I wish I had narcissistic personality disorder or mania or whatever you have just to imagine how awesome I imagine my life would be.
1 MG87 2019-03-13
Have you taken your thorazine today?
1 Andlat_Vard 2019-03-13
fairly sure you at least will have to end someday though, when you have that massive heart attack you've been heading towards for years
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
Yet another great example of you people having a fantasy version of me based on literally nothing except some perverted desire to contradict reality, since I have and am of the demographic that would obviously have good heart health by modern American standards, and if you wanted a cause of death I've been heading towards for years I also have and am of the demographic that would obviously have a fatty liver. You just couldn't pass up a chance to show how hard you fantasize about me and my background and how dumb of common medical misconceptions you fall for, because that's how you people are.
1 Andlat_Vard 2019-03-13
having your heart cut out deep fried and put back in is good health by modern amerifat standards
1 GayLordMcMuffins 2019-03-13
Hey hey, Mr Pedo, can you make a Youtube video wishing my Grandma happy birthday? But do it in that colorful vocabulary of yours, she's a big fan. <3
1 Kilo_G_looked_up 2019-03-13
Do you even know what entropy is?
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
Better than you
1 Kilo_G_looked_up 2019-03-13
I'm a physics major. You're a NEET. I know entropy far better than you.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
I dropped out of college at 16 because it's for lower quality people than me. NEETs aren't a real thing, they're a fictional concept low quality people use to pretend some huge group of other people aren't doing anything better than them. Meanwhile, I don't even vaguely resemble that fictional concept like the people it was created to be disingenuously used on, since I work a job that's probably more of a real job than most of your prospects, which is sad because mine isn't even a very high bar. I know physics about as well as it's even possible to know physics without knowing advanced math and I can guarantee that even though you already know some of those math things I don't, you will still be a post grad by the time your courses have covered every random thing I know about entropy, and by then, I'll be that many years closer to becoming a cyborg who can do the math better than you instantly without cucking my biological brain and years of my time to low-level "can't do, can teach"" math professors who still don't really understand what the invention of the calculator means in the long run (no offense to the totally legit math teachers educating people at the practical, necessary level in elementary and middle school). Your worldview is fundamentally inaccurate and being thrown around like a badger in a mosh pit; I pity you. Now, unless you want me to break out a thesaurus next time and leave your ego permanently scarred, don't @ me
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1 gsxrsquid96 2019-03-13
Sometimes I wonder if you believe what you’re saying is true. Most of the time I just laugh at how fucking stupid you are
1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-03-13
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
1 LongPostBot 2019-03-13
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1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-13
Step one: don't think about and plan ways to rape childern.
Step two: let us know if you ever make it here.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-03-13
to solve this problem, you need to lose about 30 pounds and trim that neckbeard and get haircut. Also maybe consider showering (like right now and regularly after that) and washing your clothes
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
That won't "solve" it, that just changes it into other problems. If that would actually "solve" it, I'd have to wonder how you got bored enough to waste your time typing such incredibly banal Captain Obvious baby-speak, so even by your limited and oversimplified perspective where changing myself would somehow "solve" biological & societal issues, you're still retarded.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-03-13
I'm not trying to solve a societal issue, I'm trying to give you a little advice on how to get touched by a woman (or basically anyone).
But the fact of the matter is you always have some grandiose plan or scheme and never end up working on it at all. The problem is likely the weed. You'd probably get a lot more done (and that includes self-hygiene) if you kicked the pipe
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
You're the one that used the word "solve," all I did was quote it.
You're confusing "fact" with "fantasy," like most of you tend to do. For it to be "fact" it would have to actually be true.
Based on nothing but you imagining that being probable? Thanks for sharing.
In your fantasies, but I'm more worried about real life, where weed actually does what it actually does in real life, like aid a sleep schedule and motivate a good work ethic, instead of what anti-weed retards and excuse-making stoner retards like to pretend it does, like force excessive sleep and cause laziness.
The reality is I'm just not in a hurry to lose weight or take showers or shit like that. If I were, I'd put more of my energy - much of which is granted by weed, and none of which is taken away by it, except imaginary portions that only exist in your fantasy - into those things. Instead, I put all the energy I can into saving up for a Lamborghini for the girl I love most, because that's actually something that needs to be done as soon as possible. Getting to cuddle as soon as possible would have been vital in the past, but now all the parts of me that could have been saved by timing in that area are already gone. It would be fucking retarded of me to be like "oh hey look I'm finally losing weight, better throw away all my life goals and reshape all my priorities just to make that happen faster just so I can start getting emotionally fucked with by thots again."
1 LongPostBot 2019-03-13
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1 Heydammit 2019-03-13
My poor little spaghetti squash, have you never heard of multitasking?
Before you say yes and write 8 sentences trying to explain how better you are, consider for a moment that you wrote out that you don't think you could cuddle someone without throwing away your life goals just to have it happen faster.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-03-13
its hard to take you seriously when further up the page you're talking about reversing entropy and mass murdering people.
What ever happened to that $50 or whatever? I bet it went towards an eighth
1 MG87 2019-03-13
I highly doubt you could buy a Lambo, let alone fit in one
1 Andlat_Vard 2019-03-13
why would he be buying a car to begin with?
1 SansSoIeiI 2019-03-13
that might make him more attractive to women unfortunately it won't make the 12 year old girls he is into legal ...
1 shaneoffline 2019-03-13
you're an impervious wall of autism
1 Andlat_Vard 2019-03-13
You misspelled prepubescent.
1 HeresCyonnah 2019-03-13
He'd only take a hug if you were an underage girl.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-03-13
*faggot
1 Kat_B0T 2019-03-13
So wait you are anti Yang right? I’m going to make a thread to have all drama users to declare whether or not they support yang. It will out all of the neets once and for all. You should sticky
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
I'm very pro-Yang, like, he gives me absolute hope for humanity.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-03-13
Oof
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
UBI has seemed like an obvious necessity to me ever since I first got old enough to know what the economy is and how money works. Every time I brought it up back then, people refused to give what I was saying any attention or thought or even really listen to it, they would just crust over and keep saying random shit that had nothing to do with what I was saying like I was just too young to know what taxes are or something. (This is the kind of shit that caused me to think I was the smartest person on earth by the time I was a teenager.) By the time I was too old for that shit to work, UBI suddenly had a name and was entering America's political discourse and I found out about it on Reddit and realized even though people are so retarded, it still would probably happen in my lifetime. That gave me a lot of hope for humanity. Now there's a candidate blowing the idea up already and it's only 2020. That matches my very most optimistic predictions. It feels amazing to witness.
And better yet, the dude seems legit. I thought I knew what's happening in this election cycle already, which was the Democrats were hijacking ideas like UBI with their "green new deal" to try to lure in dumb voters like who I was 4 years ago. I figured either they would lose because a core portion of progressives wouldn't be dumb enough to support a Democrat again after they just tried it with Bernie, or they would win on a blue wave of retards and set the progressive movement back another few decades. Instead this guy came along who actually shows signs of being what Bernie pretended to be, someone who will rape the DNC to death and use their corpse to fix this country. Because the core portion of us learned from Bernie to avoid wishful thinking and stop making excuses for bullshit, we didn't go for any D-side candidate until one came along with no bullshit to make excuses for. By trying that shit with Bernie, they made it so we wouldn't make a single excuse for a candidate anymore, and thus set up a base for the first candidate to come along that you can just support without making excuses for anything about him or his actions. I didn't see this happening because the idea would have seemed too good to be true. I still don't know how far it will go and I don't want to get my hopes up that it will reach the White House, but seeing it happen at all gives me more hope for humanity than anything else I can think of has ever given me.
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1 automatic_cluck 2019-03-13
/u/DarqWolff btfo
1 Kat_B0T 2019-03-13
That’s a long pasta. He’s a meme candidate. This was a really long winded way of saying;
👐🏿GIBS👐🏿
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2019-03-13
Are you... still the smartest person in the world?
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-13
Al dinte!
1 vtesterlwg 2019-03-13
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1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-13
Your investments not go well?
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-03-13
I thought you beat the market with your investments? Why do you need a handout?
1 -Shank- 2019-03-13
I don't know who's worse, you or the NEETbux pedo
1 grilledsandwhich 2019-03-13
people unironically supporting yang are like 8 year old self proclaimed economists
1 grilledsandwhich 2019-03-13
i cant tell whos ironically supporting or unironically. They both produce shit tier memes and have the same body mass index
1 ProMisogynist_ 2019-03-13
Based DarqWolf tbdesu
1 Cyberized 2019-03-13
Bring it sweetie
1 running_out_of_alts 2019-03-13
How did nobody get this reference?
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
Tards, that's why
1 Quietus42 2019-03-13
No, we get it. It's just cringy af. You're the only person that's makes me actually embarrassed to be on this mod team.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
Interesting, all of you make me embarrassed to be on this mod team.
1 Quietus42 2019-03-13
Says the pedo. I'll wear your embarrassment as a badge of honor.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
tfw you're an embarrassment to someone and the best defense you have for your ego about it is to pretend they're a pedo
1 Quietus42 2019-03-13
Tfw you're embarrassed by somebody because they talk about fucking kids and wackin it to child porn.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
tfw you're so insecure about human sexuality you need to try to appear normal by pretending you're so asexual you find looking at underage nudes to be just as ewie as pedophilia but instead by conflating normal shit with pedophilia you just reveal you have none of the basic human instincts regarding pedophilia and can't understand it as an issue at all
1 Quietus42 2019-03-13
Thanks for coming out and again admitting to being a kid fucker, Professor Pedophile.
1 HeresCyonnah 2019-03-13
But they're not pretending.
1 charming_tatum 2019-03-13
What would you do if you weren't blacklisted?
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
What would I do with the neetbux, you mean?
1 charming_tatum 2019-03-13
Yeah like if you had a steady 1k coming in monthly
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
I'd have about double the income with which to save up for this Lamborghini and I'd do all I can to make sure I turn that extra income into significantly more than the inflation it brings
1 sandman9913 2019-03-13
“Double the income.”
Wait...you’re saving for a Lambo on $12k/ year?
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-13
You're a fucking mess
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
At least I'm honest unlike you
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-13
You may be a pedophile that's threatening to kill people if you don't get your NEETbux, but at least you're honest
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
Imagine I decide to kill everyone I can, then I turn out to be so badass I manage to kill every single person other than myself and those I love, but they all hate me more than ever and I'm just like "wow if I was this powerful the whole time why didn't I just finish taking over the world? fucking dumbass move on my part sorry about your families and friends guys" lmao
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-13
Ok pedo
1 BillyRayAtkins 2019-03-13
I remember he once said that when he's rich he'd create an army of drones to kill African warlords or some shit.
1 Anarcho_Autism 2019-03-13
Tbf, this is probably one of the most productive and not totally unethical ways to be a violent psychopath.
1 MandirKahaBanega 2019-03-13
Mayos can't even do vigilante wet dreams right SMH
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-13
He got suspended for 24 hours based on wanting to fuck kids (but he forgot to use reddit for those exact 24 hours so never noticed) the FBI visit was for threats to murder IIRC
1 detroitvelvetslim 2019-03-13
I just imagine his personal FBI Agent sitting outside his house for 15th time, smoking a cig, just wishing Darqqwolf would finally reach for a Katana so he can just end his regular interactions with sperging insanity and get a decent assignment.
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-13
installah or however the towels spell it
1 running_out_of_alts 2019-03-13
installer*
They spell it the same as everyone else.
1 The_White_Light 2019-03-13
Don't forget to not read the terms and conditions.
1 Andlat_Vard 2019-03-13
I just can't imagine an FBI agent assigned to Fuckwolves who wouldn't frame him after 3 days to get off the job
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
This guy gets it
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
This suspension didn't happen though and your delusion about it just went from funny to straight up depressing seeing that you held it with you for days and brought it up again for attention
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-13
I mean the admins literally said they'd taken action and you went radio silent for 24 hours, responding literally within minutes of the 24 hours passing.
You also keep downvoting it each time I bring it up, which basically indicates you are
200300% butthurt over it.Status: Confirmed
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-13
Imagine being such a piece of shit that you went from "I didn't notice" to "it never happened" in 3 days:
http://archive.is/AuWhh
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
I'm being serious, it honestly makes me depressed seeing this now. It was hilarious on the day you brought it up but now it is truly, sincerely sad to see someone's brain this badly broken.
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-13
Get help, like institutional level help my dude. Seriously, you need a team of people.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
I'm gonna go ahead and block you so you can't show up in my inbox anymore because out of everything I deal with on this subreddit your level of complex about me is honestly significantly emotionally distressing. Please get better. I don't know if you're memeposting, but I'm not, you're mildly scaring me at this point and out of everything I try to make a difference to here I'm just not dealing with this, so peace.
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-13
Am I one of 3 users you've blocked??????
This is some fresh, fresh pasta!
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1 lifesbrink 2019-03-13
It amazes me reddit lets pedos like you actually stay here.
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-13
They basically condone it when they only
put them in time outsuspend them for 24 hours1 Andlat_Vard 2019-03-13
Do unironically hire yourself a team of therapists though, and make sure they're over 18.
1 averagewhitebrah69 2019-03-13
imagine being this fat
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-q1GvQIOJbs
1 ItsSugar 2019-03-13
Huge pot-kettle moment.
1 Andlat_Vard 2019-03-13
you are literally retarded
1 BeiberFan123 2019-03-13
Just another thing to add to the list I guess.
1 detroitvelvetslim 2019-03-13
Do you think the FBI office prank is to assign the new Special Agent to work the Darqqwolf desk and read through hundreds of pages of sperging autism every day to add to his weekly list of pending charges?
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-03-13
One can dream
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-13
Imagine being redpilled that hard. That FBI agent would go out that day and buy a #MAGA hat.
1 redblaze17 2019-03-13
Darqqwolf is a Trump supporter the FBI agent wouldn't want buy a MAGA hat after reading through his post.
1 Jonathan_Rimjob 2019-03-13
I'll tell my grandchildren to tell their grandchildren to keep an eye out for some weirdo with a bodypillow.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2019-03-13
mfw President Yang gives me the ultimate blueballs and literally cucks me from getting my
Freedom DividendUBINEETbux1 almondicecream 2019-03-13
Naw he's chill w fbi he's a mayo
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-03-13
Why is it they let him out after stealing his dad's car again?
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-03-13
is it just me or does he seem even more deranged than usual lately?
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
Not just you
1 BillyRayAtkins 2019-03-13
You should see a therapist and I'm not saying that to be rude.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
Therapists aren't real, dude. Psychotherapy is not something that can be paid for in most cases. It's delusional to think the average person would derive any benefit from an extra schedule committance, let alone from someone receiving hourly pay just to talk with them. If you even know what a therapist does, telling someone to go to a therapist is basically saying "you shouldn't really feel that way about the things you feel that way about, you're only unhappy because you have nobody to talk to and lack the ability to Google stress management techniques." It's extremely fucking retarded and you can only pretend it makes sense so that you don't have to suffer for half a second of being aware how much life sucks for some people.
1 d-amazo 2019-03-13
life doesn't suck for you because you are sad
life sucks for you because you are a lunatic, a pedophile and all-around narcissistic piece of shit.
1 chaneightseven 2019-03-13
get this hate speech off of my sub!
1 Quietus42 2019-03-13
As an official ambassador of the SJW movement, I do hereby declare that mocking pedophiles/probable serial killers like Darqwolff is not hate speech and should in fact be done by everyone.
1 White_Dudeness 2019-03-13
That which is falling should also be pushed!
1 TheRedditGod 2019-03-13
Damn, you’re the first SJW I don’t hate. Thanks, I hate it,
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
You're the one that's an all-around piece of shit for conflating sanity with lunacy, honesty with pedophilia, confidence with narcissism, and unfathomable moral strength with being a piece of shit.
1 d-amazo 2019-03-13
lmao nigga ur retarded
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
You're the one so retarded that you insult people who are better than you and when they call you out on it you just shut down and start regurgitating memes like the ability to vomit up 2 sentences of shit you've heard about someone is proof you've got a grasp on morals or have even spent any time thinking at all before concluding "this guy bad because get upvotes if say guy bad"
1 d-amazo 2019-03-13
K, whatever you say, pedo
yeah you're not a narcissist or anything rofl.
also you're a pussy and you couldn't kill an infant with no limbs so quit talking about how you would totally kill people.
1 cocainejesusman 2019-03-13
Here’s the 22. Finish gods plan. It’s what he wants
1 MG87 2019-03-13
The only thing you are good for is spewing copypasta
1 fernguts 2019-03-13
I'm totally stealing this as copypasta.
1 BillyRayAtkins 2019-03-13
I am saying that. You shouldn't feel that you should go on a killing spree.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
How would a killing spree not be the appropriate response to that situation? That would mean I'm virtually alone in a world dominated by complete monsters. Of course the right thing to do at that point would be to give up and take a few of them down with me, it would be retarded to keep pretending a good outcome is possible anymore if the society of bullshit went that far. Just because it's not what you'd want me to do doesn't change that it would obviously be what one should do in that situation.
1 BillyRayAtkins 2019-03-13
You'd lose the shootout eventually and random people would lose their friends and their family over your selfishness.
Life has possibilities while death does not. Even though you're kind of in a mess you can still experience new things while alive. If you're at the point where you want to go guns blazing why not do something else instead. Climb a mountain, write a book, or teach english abroad. You say you don't have anything to lose so why not?
One society. You're American right? Not giving you free money would hardly be the most extreme thing that's been done here.
I don't think that was what the writers of Arrested Development were trying to say.
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1 MG87 2019-03-13
SENTIENT
1 Ennui2778 2019-03-13
Based.
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Based and longpilled.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
I feel like you're just ignoring the context. We're talking about a scenario where in ten years the world around me has gone from nobody around me knowing what UBI is except for me and not even listening to me at all just literally pretending I'm saying other shit whenever I bring it up, to everyone knowing what UBI is and the majority even reaching the point of supporting it, but being so butthurt about me being enough smarter than them to have understood it first that they make it a punishment for me instead of an improvement for everyone, dooming me to fail in my life's work. Climbing a mountain or giving some other country a try makes no fucking sense as a response to that situation, especially since my country is America, a melting pot of cultural diversity that spans half a continent, and still they all had the one thing in common of being evil enough to do this to me. The only thing to do at that point would be to hit everyone back with as much punishment as possible to compare to the punishment they gave me just for being honest and confident.
1 BillyRayAtkins 2019-03-13
It does make sense. You don't have any responsibilities like children or a wife and your life obviously sucks in whatever town/state you're in. If I was in that situation I'd do what I could to move far away and get a fresh start.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
You're acting like I would go on a shooting spree over my actual real life now. You really definitely were just ignoring the context.
1 BillyRayAtkins 2019-03-13
I don't think you're going to kill anybody right now. I do think you're very unhappy and I'm concerned.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
Don't be. Either God is a thing and he's accepted my bargain to fuck with me as much as he wants but keep the people I love most safe in return, or God isn't a thing and I'm just incredibly lucky. If you can't help being concerned, the only way to help is to dedicate your life to solving senescence, entropy, scarcity, and the freedom and necessity of malice itself. I don't need advice.
1 BillyRayAtkins 2019-03-13
God isn't real and humans aren't special. We get one life, so don't waste yours.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
Humans are clearly special and you have no insider info on God. You're a bit thoughtless.
1 BillyRayAtkins 2019-03-13
Heh, some desert fairy tales that don't hold up to science or even it's own internal consistency? God is less real than Santa Claus and the other lies we tell children. Abrahamic religion is silly. If you want to be religious at least choose a cool eastern religion.
Every hear of an astronaut? They look back at earth and realize humans are insignificant compared to the earth. There are 8 planets in the solar system and there are at least 100 billion solar systems. We're not special. If an animal on earth is special it's the tardigrade because those motherfuckers can survive anything.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
You've falling for the same shit those moron Christians in the desert fell for for thousands of years. Whether there's a god isn't even questionable for those of us cursed with knowledge, it's a simple word with a simple definition, you'd have to not know the destiny of humanity to not know it exists. The question is whether "God" "is a thing," i.e. whether the colloquially-referenced conscious entity of God who listens to prayers actually exists or basically whether there's a higher God than us monitoring and controlling us and our world.
"God really exist, I'll tell you like this, it reside inside - and anybody telling you different's just selling you religion tryna keep yo ass in line."
-Killer Mike, Run The Jewels - "Angel Duster"
1 BillyRayAtkins 2019-03-13
Not just Christians but the Jews, the Muslims too, and the Catholics too. They all worship the same desert skydaddy who tells them not to masturbate. Its rather silly.
I watched the Avengers Infinity War too
Nope. There's no God and never will be. Eastern philosophy on religion is far closer to reality than Abrahamic piffle.
Killer Mike also said to vote for Bernie Sanders so we can pretty much just brush off his insane thoughts on anything outside of rap.
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1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
You're buying the religion of atheism and being kept in line the same way as all the hardcore Abraham fetishists. Just because you can't trust Killer Mike on politics doesn't mean you can't trust him on religion and philosophy.
1 BillyRayAtkins 2019-03-13
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
1 LongPostBot 2019-03-13
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1 daytimeTVaudience 2019-03-13
You established the criteria which would make you go on a killing spree as being "virtually alone in a world dominated by complete monsters."
The unlikely hypothetical scenario of you not getting neetbux while everyone else does meets that criteria.
But the obvious question I think a lot of people would want to know is what other hypothetical scenarios are there that meet the criteria that gives you justification to go on a killing spree? And how plausible, if not inevitable, are those hypothetical scenarios?
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
This is what I was thinking, surprised someone other than me was non-retarded enough to consider it too and confront me like this.
I can't think of anything that seems plausible, let alone inevitable, that would make a civilian killing spree look like a good move, let alone the only good move. A killing spree on pharma execs or something seems plausible to me, but for everyday regular people to turn out to be such monsters and to drive me to that point where I'd decide to make it my goal to just kill as many people as possible seems wildly unrealistic, just like the premise of excluding me from neetbux over /r/Drama memes.
Maybe if artificial lab-grown meat comes out, doesn't see mass adoption, and I still have nothing to lose. I guess that one is kinda plausible, but I believe it's really not, like - I can see how one might find it possible, but I have faith the common selfishness will be overpowered by the slightly-less-common-but-much-stronger human morality. Dudes will go Vegan to please their girlfriends and shit. If I'm wrong, and meat-eaters sustain a counter-culture, and I make it nowhere in life to have anything better to do than start slaughtering them, that would honestly be kinda hilarious, especially when people who have by then made a political stance out of their refusal to care about the sanctity of life start pleading for their own at the end of my barrel like some part of them can take seriously the fantasy of me giving a shit. Just another good example of "dead bird, do not open" type comedy
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1 BillyRayAtkins 2019-03-13
Question: The pharma exec thing. Are you affected by the opiod crisis? Not judging but just curious why they were the first group to come to mind.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
The girl I love was more impacted by the opioid crisis than you can imagine, I haven't been so much. She also has a somewhat serious medical condition that's in that range of treatability where if pharma execs just spent more money on talent (i.e. doctors) to grow the actual functional part of the medical industry instead of just taking profits home to hoard and spend on bullshit and compounding the bureaucracy to create "jobs" destroying lives, it would be like a non-issue and not threaten her life at all, which is why if she ever dies I will go to war with them. For my part, I've been in a mental hospital and seen the completely destroyed humans who have been turned into big-pharma-money-farms, and realized how abhorrently many innocent people have had their lives randomly taken this way just because they had no one to fight for them, and that alone is a considerable motivation to go after some pharma execs if I had nothing to lose.
1 BillyRayAtkins 2019-03-13
I'm sorry to hear that man.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
Thanks, you seem sincere
1 redditor080917 2019-03-13
The girl you love was impacted because she's a druggie whore who lacks the willpower to say no to a pill.
Clout and hormones are all she has and you're enabling her.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
She has more willpower in her right ventricle than you have in the entire history of your bloodline, scumfuck. That's not how she was impacted at all. Why the fuck shouldn't I enable her however I can? Because you made some shit up that has nothing to do with reality? Please go experiment with fentanyl, to teach your whore mom a lesson for me.
1 redditor080917 2019-03-13
Go look at some more lolis you pedoscumfuck
1 MG87 2019-03-13
He's too limp wristeed to even aim
1 Cyberized 2019-03-13
You should kill because it feels good, not out of trying to prove a point to society. You'll accomplish something from the former, nothing from the latter except a footnote on Wikipedia about your pedophilia-fueled killings
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-03-13
Cheer up, little fella. You're a pedophile, so you're a monster, too!
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
Ok but I'm a chill monster that just compliments sexy pictures and in this hypothetical scenario the majority of people are psychopath demon monsters that destroy innocent lives in ways even my massive monster brain could never have imagined
1 PresidentYang 2019-03-13
So sad. Maybe you’d be happy if you weren’t a pedo 😮
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
What's it like being such a piece of shit that you like this meme?
1 PresidentYang 2019-03-13
This is your last warning before I terminate your Yangbuck allowance. You have been warned.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
Bothering me won't change that you're subhuman.
1 PresidentYang 2019-03-13
https://i.imgur.com/RzHhQBB.png
It’s called an investment sweety 🙄😘
1 d-amazo 2019-03-13
that's a super punchable face
good thing it's such a massive target. it's like if a manhole cover got fat.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
Nobody's buying that account off you, fucktard. You are human garbage and still just making it worse.
1 PresidentYang 2019-03-13
😥😥😥
1 Voldim 2019-03-13
have you considered logging off for a day or two?
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-13
I have a feeling after his recent spergeout the admins will be sending him on an all expenses paid 3 day suspension trip.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
I do it frequently, have you considered curbing the habit of believing made-up shit?
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-13
Oh shit Daddy Yang is gonna send /u/DarqWolff home without his allowance!
1 MG87 2019-03-13
Wouldn't you know?
1 redditor080917 2019-03-13
You're gonna lost internet privileges, son. Government-enforced.
1 FormalKitchen 2019-03-13
This is how I know you've been in the system, you say stupid shit but your right on this one.
1 Andlat_Vard 2019-03-13
He means people whose profession is therapy, not your fellow kidfuckers.
1 Futhermucker 2019-03-13
for once a good take
1 Ultimoruss 2019-03-13
Serious post but maybe you haven't found a good therapist. A face-to-face contact with a suitable health professional is going to be different than any googled stress management techniques you might find.
Neurologically you function differently with personal human contact as opposed to online/over the phone.
If cost for therapy's an issue, then idk find someone who's willing to listen to your shit and meet up for a beer.
1 double-happiness 2019-03-13
In my experience, seeking, going to, and even paying for therapy was nothing like this.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
Ok druggie
1 double-happiness 2019-03-13
You say that like it's a bad thing
1 coheed78 2019-03-13
You literally stole a car to meet up with someone to buy drugs.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-03-13
nice sperg, retard
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-03-13
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
I think there's a deep and profound irony to how this meme maintains relevance and people use it to belittle me for continuing to engage, but nobody belittles the person I was replying to who deleted the comment I was replying to when this copypasta was born because they couldn't even take the residual heat from being so near the meme.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-03-13
This reply just sounds like more pasta.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
My Sicilian ancestry makes everything come out as pasta. It's a blessing and a curse word.
1 EmperorofEarf 2019-03-13
You know.... that’s not what therapy is, to just talk. Therapists have mastered mental exercises that help your brain piecemeal itself into finding solutions, and then motivating itself to act upon those solutions... just saying.
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-03-13
I just want you to know that I just reported you to the FBI for that shooting threat. They actually take that shit pretty seriously.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
Lmao
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-03-13
Amazing feat seeing as how you're usually a mouth breather.
1 Andlat_Vard 2019-03-13
I'm sure the now-suicidal special agent assigned to the incredible task of "don't let holbrook fuck kids" will be pleased to hear that.
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-13
*Ring* * ring *
Yes, FBI? It's u/DarqWolff again.
1 fernguts 2019-03-13
"What's that rascal been up to this time?"
1 Quietus42 2019-03-13
The R. Kelly of Reddit mods.
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-13
Except R. Kelly actually has some redeeming qualities.
1 raebake 2019-03-13
Imagine being so unskilled, worthless, and deranged that you're losing your mind over the idea of not getting a handout.
1 d-amazo 2019-03-13
literally calling others and the world "psychotic" at mere joking notion of him being excluded from NEETbux, followed by threatening to kill as many people as possible
the impotency is kind of hilarious
1 Andlat_Vard 2019-03-13
So that's... one? Assuming we're counting him.
1 BillyRayAtkins 2019-03-13
Isn't that the whole point of r/ChapoTrapHouse, r/SandersforPresident, and even r/Politics?
1 Mexagon 2019-03-13
You just summed up the left's entire platform in one sentence.
1 rich-evans 2019-03-13
You mean corporate lobbying.
1 fernguts 2019-03-13
What a fucking legend. We don't deserve Darqwulf.
1 -Shank- 2019-03-13
They hated him because he told the truth
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-13
They hate us cuz they anus
1 VeryHappyDude69 2019-03-13
Getting real Elliot Rodger vibes from this dude.
1 BillyRayAtkins 2019-03-13
I'm pretty sure DarqWolff isn't a virgin. Which means the MGTOW, Incel, Chapo, T_D types must really be out there if they are worse with women than DarqWolff.
1 Andlat_Vard 2019-03-13
fairly sure taking kid's virginity does not = losing own virginity
1 FuturaeMan 2019-03-13
Yeah. Rape doesn't count.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-03-13
He's not an incel. He fucks kids.
1 TobyTheRobot 2019-03-13
Lol he deleted the post in shame. Oh, no -- how embarrassing.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-13
no I didn't, a lower level janny removed it like a tard, which is what's happened every fucking time one of you retards thinks I deleted a post
1 lordjesuschrist123 2019-03-13
Aren't you a mod? Can't you just reapprove the posts?
1 lemondiddles 2019-03-13
Why the fuck is this guy a mod?
1 lordjesuschrist123 2019-03-13
All drama mods are degenerates
1 double-happiness 2019-03-13
https://imgur.com/Jzg5ska
1 Why_yang_will_win 2019-03-13
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2019-03-13
just a cheap knockoff of the real king
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-13
*rolls up newspaper*
SMACK
bad meme account
1 abagool 2019-03-13
why is he a mod