How MasterLawlz future girlfriend might look like

28  2019-03-14 by SansSoIeiI

This is an important issue which needs to be discussed so here's my guess:

  • American and white

  • A few years older than him, probably around 25+

  • Mentally 16 though

  • Chubby but not obese, overweight territory but the wrong fat distribution to be called thicc

  • About as tall or a bit taller than Lawlz

  • Wears glasses

  • Probably into pop culture but more likely into anime like Free or Tsurune

  • Used to be president of the anime club back in highschool, still attends local meetups

  • Bit of a shotacon

  • Not really into American cartoons but will watch them with Lawlz while snuggling because she knows it makes him happy

16 comments

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-14

I still refuse to believe MasterLawlz is younger than me!! Mayos really do age badly, eh?

1  SansSoIeiI 2019-03-14

he's younger than me too :( When did we grow so old? I thought we could sit forever in fun ... but our chances were more than a million to one 😭😭😭

Mayos do age badly, especially the women though, but he looks more like a chubby kid tbh.

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-14

Ikr? Time flies by quickly as you age.

I’ve always been bad at guessing mayos’ age. I honestly thought he was in his 30s. This is not a personal attack on him. I worked together with this white guy and I honestly thought he was in his 30s. He had fine lines on his forehead, crow’s feet and laugh lines too. He also thought I was much younger than him but it turned out that I was older.

I didn’t say anything but jeez! You’re in your 20s and you already have lines? How???

This is why y’all need to start using Asian skincare, ok? I hope I don’t get these lines on my face until I’m like 40!

1  DeweaponizedAutism 2019-03-14

Sounds like Abe Simpson if he were a foid lmao

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-14

Weirdest thing is I don’t speak much irl lol

1  SansSoIeiI 2019-03-14

His I used to be with it monologue is funny she you're younger but the older you get the more accurate and scarier it becomes

1  SansSoIeiI 2019-03-14

I’ve always been bad at guessing mayos’ age.

I'm bad at age guessing in general ... I usually estimate younger guys around my age and women around my age as too old older. Maybe because I use myself as a reference, people often estimate me as younger than I am.

I didn’t say anything but jeez! You’re in your 20s and you already have lines? How???

maybe he just has a rough life, or smokes a lot? I don't know many whitoids who have skin like that when they're in their 20s.

To add on... the trick is to wear sunscreen.

I don't even get out that much and when I do I avoid direct sunlight exposure for medical reasons. Should I still wear it?

And newsflash! You have to wear it at night to because moonlight also comes from the sun light.

How about just closing your blinds?

1  LightingPhoenix 2019-03-14

ahhh.............Okay then

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1  omegaclap 2019-03-14

i have no clue what makes you think lawlz would ever successfully get a girlfriend but i'm here to tell you that you're wrong

1  aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-03-14

*boyfriend

1  shitpersonality 2019-03-14

from Canada

1  Dramatictuna 2019-03-14

😍😍😍

1  GunOfSod 2019-03-14

  • Makes annoying high pitched squeezy toy noises while being railed by endless streams of chads.

1  memus_dankus 2019-03-14

Assuming he will ever get a girlfriend

1  chestertons 2019-03-14

boyfriend*

300lb stained-shirt, gang-tats prison cellmate

1  MasterLawlz 2019-03-14

this doesn't sound that bad honestly

this fictional girl sounds like prime wife material