r/drama: Foid wants open relationship, her absolute Chad of a BF gets 3 FWBs and she has a mental breakdown over it

Foid wants open relationship, her absolute Chad of a BF gets 3 FWBs and she has a mental breakdown over it

222 2019-03-15 by Ancient-Radiation

56 comments

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1 SlightSafety 2019-03-15

gussy is really a dime a dozen

1 VidiotGamer 2019-03-15

Depends on where you sit in society, but basically, 70% of women are competing for about 30% of the top men available. On average that's about 2 women for every 1 man in that top percentile.

I'd imagine that if OP's story is true, he's probably in that top 30%, so railing a bunch of chicks isn't that hard to pull off.

1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2019-03-15

Good job not making it super obvious that you're the 70%.

1 VidiotGamer 2019-03-15

I wish I was a NEET. I'm at work on a Saturday afternoon when I'd much rather be playing with my kids.

1 Anaseb 2019-03-15

I was just doing that, got old after the first hour and luckily they agreed. Better than saturday work though.

1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2019-03-15

Just because you bought them doesn't make them yours.

1 bunyacloven 2019-03-15

He meant his balls.

1 The_runnerup913 2019-03-15

I’m really going to pretend this isn’t bait for my own enjoyment .

1 skinnsaddler 2019-03-15

Surprised the relationshipadvicels kinda on point with the premise "some dude was macking on her at work and she wanted to try fucking him."

1 JustLions 2019-03-15

Relationshipadvice has dropped a lot of its "women are always right" bent. This is bad news for drama.

But of course, it is good for bitcoin.

1 PrimeIntellect 2019-03-15

this is like color by numbers reddit trolling - checks every box imaginable

1 pvijay187 2019-03-15

Master bait

1 shitpersonality 2019-03-15

at least once every day to clear the pipes

1 Pablopubes 2019-03-15

Relationship_advice = bait 100% of the time

1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-15

He should flex on that bitch by having an orgy in their bed and leave her ass

1 Tecacotl 2019-03-15

A similar thing happened to me. My girlfriend got me to agree to an open relationship because she wanted to fuck some guys from work, but then for some reason she got really mad when she found out I was fucking them too.

1 keepittropical 2019-03-15

Fake and gay

1 Psyman2 2019-03-15

More believable than any relationship_advice thread

1 MacAndShits 2019-03-15

Because OP is a faggot and doesn't try to hide it?

1 Justinat0r 2019-03-15

A similar thing happened to me. My girlfriend got me to agree to an open relationship because she wanted to fuck some guy from work, by coincidence I met this guy randomly and we got along realy well, we had the same interests and hit it off like bros. We both pitched a 3way relationship to my girlfriend and she reluctantly agreed, eventually she caught us bussy blasting each other and confronted us while dining out at a fancy restaurant. We stood up and confronted her, telling her we love eachother and make sweet man on man bussy love and she can't keep us apart. She stormed out of the restaurant and everyone clapped

1 1alian 2019-03-15

That happened

1 wootfatigue 2019-03-15

Nobody implied it didn’t.

1 ineed750bucks 2019-03-15

r/all normie or elaborate bait 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

1 ObnoxiousFactczecher 2019-03-15

So, when are you and Albert Einstein going to have a wedding?

1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-03-15

Woah that twist at the end really got me!

Are you M. Night Shamlian?

1 donkeypunchtrump 2019-03-15

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1 193208123908 2019-03-15

Walk in on them fucking and then you jump in his bussy. Absolute power move

1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-03-15

It’s major bait but funny af.

1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-15

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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-03-15

/u/AnnoysTheGoys you said you guys approve gramps on the ping list?

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-15

I don't get automodded

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-03-15

Cause you're a faggot mod you. 🤢🤢🤮🤮 Not but seriously, this is what I think is in the sidebar. "Mods n admins" can ping you. There must be some sort of an exclusion for you fags in the Automod code.

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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-03-15

Fuck off 😹

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-15

There must be some sort of an exclusion for you fags in the Automod code.

This but unironically

1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-15

Imagine caring about internet links this much.

1 bearonaui 2019-03-15

Pretty sure I saw this exact same thread with the genders swapped a little while back. Pretty sure this is one of those 'experiments' that one kid with too much time on his hands does.

1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-15

That's..... not how that usually works.

And LOL at the oof posters telling him that he needs to break it off with the FWB to make her feel better.

1 nahnotreallytho 2019-03-15

lol @ the oof posters telling him he needs to dump his ex like she isn't already an ex and now a 4th FWB

1 193208123908 2019-03-15

Come on, she's more like a low-ranking concubine of sorts at the very least. That's like a level above full-cuckquean.

1 Alpha100f 2019-03-15

I want to believe it's not bait.

Though it probably is.

1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-03-15

what this isnt about new zealand