7'4" Tall Hungarian Shrek brags about having sex with a woman on r/tall. Users fuck big boy over for posting the woman's picture without her consent.

121  2019-03-16 by RudeEconomist26

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When the dramatards obsess over something, they do not let it go until it's completely torn apart. You're the pitbulls of people, but with less to contribute to society.

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post it there pussy

What’s the psychology of woman banging literal caveman because they can’t fit through doors?

Yes, he's Eastern European.

Downvoting a lolcow...

Bragging about having sex isn't allowed there.

Janitor coping with the fact he's basically a manlet compared to this guy 😂

7’4. Girls must sleep with him cause they think he has a horse cock

To the 6’4 on the sub, they are literal manlets compared to this Goliath.

Posting in that sub while 6 feet tall is like posting on /r/bigdickproblems with a 6 inch cock

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I'm pretty sure I've seen people there with 6 inch size in their flair.

Yeah it's a pretty weird thing to attach so strongly to your ego. There's really not anything special enough about being born with a big penis that warrants joining a community and making it part of your identity

Well-adjusted people would be out making good use of said penis, not posting online about it.

Idk man, I have pig benis and I feel like it's one of the things it makes the most sense to attach ego to. Everything else is just a dick-measuring contest anyway.

I have pig benis

Oink?

Show chud hog XDDDDD

Or being a nationalist I guess.

Nice username

nationalism is a human mind virus.

based

So is leftism

No, that'd be conservatism.

Porque no los dos?

Radical centrism is the light that will illuminate the world and cleanse the mayo menace. Inshallah

Believing things is a mind virus.

REFUGEES OUT

life fuel for dickcels.

I can't tell if you are seriousposting or just seething.

The main point of the subreddit is humblebragging, but there are real problems you experience if you're large enough. Most of these have been hashed out and discussed to death, though.

It's fucking silly, man. Look ... I could post there, if i wanted to. I have a bigger penis than 94% of other men : but I don't, because posting there would be lame. It's a lame point of identity upon which to attach.

True.

I'm in the 99.9th percentile in both penile categories and also a certified manlet at 5'10 and even I don't post there.

Exactly.

Toby McGuire

5'9 / 5'8 ?

I'm so sorry.

Chicks love it. Keeps you looking young.

Find one of those teachers with a fetish for middle schoolers.

I unironically claim that if one is the right size of manlet, it can work in your favor. It's redolent of 'youth'. See : Tom Cruise, Robert Downey Jr or ya boy SpeakerOfThings.

Tom Cruise, Robert Downey Jr, Efron

I think what you've proven is if you're famous and extremely attractive people can get over your height.

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Seriously though, 5'8 isn't that bad. I have a friend who's 5'2 and he has a qt GF.

Serious post time : 5'8" is about 1 inch under average in most Western countries. The Manlet meme is fun - I take part in it at my own expense for le lulz - but it's not 'real'.

It's useful for condom buying advice. But then again so is Google I guess.

Wait, 6" qualifies as "technically big" or anything larger than average now?

It's above the average, yeah

the fuck is this world coming to?

This world was a mistake

6 inch cock

Isn't that just normal sized ?

Yeah 😢

Average is like 5.5 inches so it's above average but barely

even if this guys packing a fucking leviathan it must look so small relatively, cant be good for the old self esteem

There was this absolutely tiny skater kid at my high school, he told me the secret to getting laid was his dick pics looked amazing because his average-sized dick looked giant next to his tiny thighs. He sent me his go-to dick pic and it did look impressive.

So did you let him pound your bussy?

a lady never tells

did he use a fisheye lens skater cam to take the pics?

Its honestly probably where most of his insecurities come from. Like, I am pretty tall at 6ft 7 & I got a pretty huge dick (saying this cuz of topic at hand) and it looks borderline average because of my size. I can't imagine being 7ft 4 with a huge dick that looks under avg. Even if he is 9 inches or some the dick will look below average.

I'm 6'0.5" - if i post there is a less laughable?

Look at the post history from that dude. All he does is talk about his height. Gotta focus on the only interesting thing about you I guess haha

7’4. Girls must sleep with him cause they think he has a horse cock

He would have to be REALLY hung. I mean, he's a 7"4 giant, what would usually be considered a big cock would still look small when attached to his body.

What a fucking gigachad.

It's over for Six'cels.

T H A D

Look at me, I sleep with below-average looking white women!! Weird flex, but ok

lmao, extreme cope if you think she is below average.

Also, he’s 7’4 and attractive. He’s sleeping with practically any woman who wants to get laid.

Most women think that’s too tall, over 6’5 is too much range

Women don’t think anything is too tall unless it makes you look like a retard and hunch over or something.

Guranteed this guy has a stream of height queens pretty much everywhere he goes.

I mean, they do, but there's enough girls with height fetishes that don't where the majority of girls not wanting to get with shrek doesn't really matter

But this guy doesn't look like Shrek. He looks like Chad. And he's 7'4 Chad too.

I was referring purely to height.

Most women do, in fact, have an "ideal height", and it's usually not 7'4" or "bigger the better".

My point was even an ugly 7'4" over will still get laid easily, not because most women want 7'4" guys, but because there is a minority subsection of women that DO go by "bigger the better" first and foremost, or very high up.

It's like tits. Most guys don't think HHH tits are ideal, but enough do that even an uggo HHH catlady could bang top shelf chads with that fetish every night if she ready wanted.

Except gussy is gross and boys are desperate but yeah

No penis, no opinion.

Most women do, in fact, have an "ideal height", and it's usually not 7'4" or "bigger the better".

Rarely is this "ideal height" under 6'.

Noshi

Lots of women think tall guys are too tall. But that said, the percentage of women who demand a guy over a given height is waaaaay higher than the men who are that tall.

Holy fuck, imagine thinking some leather-skinned Sally is average or better 🤢

She’s a Stacy and even a Sally is better than the dried out Suzy you are.

She's a Susan at best. And I'm a Cheetah Chad, not a Supine Susan. 😹😹😹

This thread makes me wanna blow my fucking brains out, holy shit. Are both of you 12???

12....INCHES 😎

LOL GOTEEM!!!

“12 inches deep in your mom!”

😉👍

Yes, they are

Makes me wanna blow their brains out.

Did he banged the one on the right or the one on the left?

Right

Yes

This guy gets treated like a freak, he's going to get a lot of ONS but not a lot of love : (

Cope if you think women don’t want to brag about their quirky 7’4 white husband to their shallow, vapid friends

Not really a cope, being with someone who is 7'4 is a huge hassle. Sex positions don't really work and the novelty wears out quick. It's hard to fly on airplanes to travel anywhere, and people have been kicked off for being under 7' let alone 7'4. If you grow old together the guy who is 7'4 is inevitably going to have a bunch of medical problems. People that tall also look freakish in person, not masculine like a 6'4 guy would.

Source: Have tallcel friend and a female friend who complained to me about her tall ex while they were together.

if you think women don’t want to brag about their quirky 7’4 white husband to their shallow, vapid friends

Some women brag about how big their partner is, but that doesn't mean they want a partner with a 14" penis.

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All I’m reading is COPE by a 6’4 tallcel who is a manlet compared to Slenderman here.

6'4? I'm an actual manlet at 5'10 you dope. My girlfriend is taller than me.

My girlfriend is taller than me and even enjoys pegging me.

State of manlet on /r/drama. Even your right hand emasculates you.

You're right; I attach a dildo to my right hand and pretend it's my qt3.14 5'11 GF soothingly plundering my booty.

I legit work with a guy who is 6'8 and every time we go out anywhere he constantly gets asked how tall he is, and people want to stand next to him for a selfie. It sounds fun at first but most people are huge pricks about it.

Who the fuck would want to be 7'4? I'm a 6'5 tallfag and I'd rather be a legit manlet than that height.

Attractive?

Frankenstein here picked up a couple 6.91/2 /10 Butterfaces. My 5'8" manlet ass - which looks like this, BTW - can do better any day of the WEEK, PAHDNA.

lmao, extreme cope if you think she is below average.

fucking americans and their low standards, you can literally walk into a landfill and find better looking girls there in any eastern european shithole than these 2 goblins

I always wondered what happened to the mail order brides who got returned

She really isn’t anything special and you’d have to be a white knight cuck to say so otherwise

The one on the right seems pretty average the one on the left is pretty but probably wouldn't fuck someone twice her size

probably wouldn't fuck someone twice her size

That's where you fail to understand the depravity of the female human, kiddo 👈👹👉

Do you hear that manlets? It sounds like...Rising up. Revolution incoming.

Sorry, my bad, I forgot to close the cage last night.

I think us manlets are burrowing creatures really. Just put some mesh over the den entrance and we’re fucked.

Manlets can't even rise up to a bar counter, let alone a revolution.

I’m at a bar counter right now, so try again kiddo.

I did have to hoist myself a bit.

Well he knows exactly how to trigger all the incels and losers on reddit lol.

He should post in /r/short later and say he's 6'0'' and the girls are 5'11'' or something.

But then the loser mods would delete the post right away and there would be no drama or entertainment for us.

removed because this has nothing to do with being tall

Uh maybe literally not but he’s making a joke about being tall. It’s not like he posted a pic of laundry detergent.

7'4 life

Pros: literally every woman you meet wants to have your babies

Cons: 6'2 manlets always trying to start shit

Cons: lost iq due to constantly hitting stuff with your head

Cons: airplane seats

literally every female you meet wants to have your babies

Hide yo wife, hide yo kids?

Wouldn't being that tall be a major hindrance in your life? Like, fitting in cars, doorways, buying clothing, etc.

You guys are heartless. He has brain damage from all the door frame concussions. Let him brag about getting with ugly foids.

Imagine being 7'4" tall and not being in the NBA. This guy must be horrible at basketball.

If he was, you know he'd be the guy fans clown on for being clumsy and goofy

i'm willing to bet r/tall is full of manlets. actual tall ppl don't give a fuck about their height

Nobody:

Some rando on reddit: As a 6'4 Engineer, this picture of a cat is very cute.

This shit is common reddit normiesubs

Even the actually tall people there are pathetic. Why attach something as meaningless as height to your identity? It's just a circle jerk of "lol anybody else here have trouble washing their hair cause the shower is too short?????" and before somebody calls me an angry manlet I'm unironically 6'8 and I used to browse r/tall until I turned 17 and realized it sucks

Also 6'8. I'm still subbed but I rarely go on there.

If your 7’4 and not in the nba something has to be very wrong with you.

this is a manlet coposting right? no one that tall is actually that insecure that they need to post random lays to the internet right? getting laid while that tall and not fat is basically just walking to the nearest bar...

friendly reminder that tall people's hearts give out sooner because they undergo stress pumping blood to all the cope posts of manlets.

Taller people, especially freaks at 7' foot tall or more have a much higher chance of getting cancer.

Did he tap the 5 or the 7?

Way too fucking tall

Yeah until you see his 15 inch cock

So who is the chick? What's she famous for?

The absolute state of 6'5" manlets.

What the fuck they let 6"0 Manley's post there?!? 6"0 is average it should be 6"2 minimum. Hahahaha.

Absolute Unit

Cannot even imagine how small his penis must look. Poor guy.

I wouldn't mind toping him. It would be fun having a 7'4" tall boyfriend.

Does his fiancé know he posts photos of his one night stands on Reddit? 🤔

Maybe, maybe not. I've seen pics of his current fiance' on his social media. I wouldn't mind sleeping with him, if he shaved. But she looks like Ben Garrisons cartoon of AOC as 'horse face'. His fiancé is horse faced.

I think he’s ugly tbh and he needs to trim his eyebrows 😬 I agree his fiancée is fairly horse faced

I wouldn't mind cuddling with him. I think he would be happier with a man. :P Jesus, she's really bad.

If only I kept screenshots of a few loonies I interacted with on OkCupid. There was this British fag who was a complete /pol/tard, wrote a book on his profile about "Blacks have low IQ's, Muslims want to conquer the UK". He would have been perfect drama material.

Fuck, now I wish I had saved screenshots from OKC as well, dating sites are just a cesspool of drama

He seems pretty homophobic so I’m sure he’s just hiding the fact that he loves bussy 😎

Probably just needs to feel the touch of a man. Fucking a 7'4" man would be fun. Cuddling with him. I have a 6'4" Russian friend that fucks guys almost every week and managed to not get attacked in Moscow for being openly gay.

I wish there was a gay dating discord on r/drama.