I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.

When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.

The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.

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Imagine thinking you'll make it another 30 years

Thinking r/drama will last another 30 years.

Thinking reddit will last 30 years.

Thinking the Earth will last 30 years

I've heard we've got 12 years

i thought we were told that we had 12 years back in 2004 lol

Every 12 years, we add 12 years.

Things have been getting weird much quicker than I thought.

Thinking drama will last another 30 days

Hopefully you in a week.

Is that a giant food basket?

Yes, the earth is hungry

It's because we stopped throwing people into volcanos

the proto-mexicoid sacrifices were the only thing stopping global warming

Shit, I didn't get the bloody memo.

making a hangi

that's too ceremonious for him

Wait, can we KYS posting now? Last time I was banned for it 😂

no, masterlawlz has an incurable and horribly painful disease and I am simply hoping for an end to his pain and lasting peace from this cruel world

Your stickies keep on getting worse like Jesus Christ

Well first you gotta die and then be resurrected sooooo.....

Hopefully the first part

zhcyiD9

No.

Wrong

?

New les OUT OUT OUT

Lol, you think I'm new

Someone whose name references jewdank isnt new.

I miss jewdank.

Lawz is the hero we need right now but not the one we deserve

Comic Book dude is meant to be like 30

Also why do so many people think they will be alive in 30 years, that's not really how life expentancy works.

people that do have to keep themselves in good shape just to make it past 40.

what kind of nightmare realm do live in

real life

is this how low the bar for good shape is to burgers?

Yeah, pretty much. The overall life expectancy is going down in the US, and a large portion that is from an increase of people dying in their 20s and 30s. Heart attacks and heroin ODs are big contributors.

Also somehow respiratory infections. I can't explain that.

30 years for doing stickies. Appropriate sentence tbh. No parole.

Cruel and unusual punishment doe

Yep but society needs to learn a lesson.

Lawlzie, you are just mid-glo-up rn. Give it time.

😴😴😴

It's not too late, turn back now.

This isn't accurate. That cartoon has a charachtrr whose is significantly skinnier than you

masterlawlz thinks everyone likes him and is just pretending to hate him

l0l

cringe