Oh no, not Commie Mommy!

1432  2019-03-18 by MarioBuzo

329 comments

I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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juche for white people

jamba juche

I wish would be my supremacist, if you know what I mean 😢

tfw aoc will never stamp on your balls, spit in your mouth then call you a stupid gringo

bro

Cope

I bet you wanna know what her farts smell like, you fucking fart smelling faggot

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Are you having a seizure?

No I’m just shaken by mommy’s potent brappys 🇦🇴 💨 😍

I know I am after reading that.

thats gay lol

Ur a weird dude to have a red letter media name

Well, "Susan" was already taken.

I'm a weird dude in general.

Didn’t really get that vibe at all but aight 🤷🏽‍♂️

No

God what I'd do to feel those milkers on my face just once. I haven't felt anything in the longest time. I feel like I've already passed and been dead for years. Existence is like an endless purgatory. I wish she would walk into my bedroom in 3:00 am while I'm asleep. She'd sit down on the side of the bed gazing with a motherly concern at my motionless face. My eyes are closed and my breathing so faint I don't make a sound. She takes off her white blazer, shirt, and bra. She sits there for a moment topless. Her supple breasts glisten in the moonlight coming through the window. "Don't worry," she says. "It's going to be alright." She leans forward and envelops my face in her soft, warm mammaries. For the first time in years, as I take my last few breaths, I am in ecstacy. I am at peace.

this but unironically

How you would feel about watching me motorboat those sweater puppies?

i'm already at half-mast with you just saying the word "watch"

Where's the ball torture?

He slammed them in the closet door before getting in bed.

Without opening the door

Good comment.

This pasta?

What is this subreddit?

No we don't know what you mean Mike

Unironically cannot wait until the political revenge porn

Aren't all her boyfriends whites, tho ?

Dunno, but with that face all of her boyfriends have to have a Yandere fetish.

Yandere sounds like weebshit.

it's because it is.

I learned most of weebshit terms from /r/Drama, world's gathering place of degenerates.

/r/drama will increase your vocabulary while simultaneously smoothing your grey matter.

simultaneously smoothing your grey matter

oh so that's what that feeling is. thx

Downgrade your grey matter cause on r/drama it don't matter

i understood that

Means "crazy chick" pretty much

its a japanese word

literally means sick from love

its basically an obsessed crazy girl who will become violent to have the person they love

I hate the fact that you made me google weebshit.

IT is gonna check my search history one of these days

No they aren't. IT doesn't give a shit. HR is who you need to worry about.

Can confirm, as long as it doesnt trigger the firewalls and web filters IT gives 0 shits about what you browse.

As long as it doesn't trigger me having to do work, zero fucks.

That's the motto of all employees everywhere

It basically means psycho bitch.

They also have to have a che shirt as well!

Weebshit out Out OUT!!!

Her eyes look like they're in constant danger of popping out of her head, terrifying.

You know you want commie mommie's obsessive love. You know you want her protecting you from anyone who could ever try to take you away from her.

They look like siblings.

Well, this only clinch it, she is a basic white gurl.

Uhm, sweaty, she's actually jewish

I already said basic white gurl, lmao.

Based

Really? That guy looks rly like an Ecuadorian guy I banged once when he was visiting Glasgow.

k

Sound like mayo to me.

Well, yeah

The wokest

That's of a lot of lefty Asian and Hispanic women. It's entirely socioeconomic

B l e a c h e d

Mexican dudes arent cool with sharing their girlfriends

All girls want white boyfriends. Seriously, the thots that complain the most about "white privilege" are the same ones swallowing that privilege after going to college frat parties. It's all a sham.

They feel the shame for enjoying mayo. They know they shouldn't like it, but can't keep coming back.

Really think a woman is going to settle for second best?

This is actually Commie Mommy’s brother who is gay. I think someone found him on a gay dating website before.

Of course they are. Just like 90% of the minority women bitching about whitoids on twitter are all giving up their nasty gussy to white bois.

god i wish that were me

ya same here tbqh fam

You wish you were cuddling up to a dude for a selfie on a plane? Gayyyyyy

What ever happened to the 'ol reddit switcheroo

Jesus I am a reddit cliche. I have brought shame on my house

When does le narwhal bacon?

YangGang is over.

CummieMoomy2020

snickers in $1K

She’s not old enough to run you fucking idiot

Pelosi is going to get the constitution amended after Trump and Pence are thrown in prison.

ComMom2024 doesn't have the same ring to it

The legislation to change that passes no problem after the mayocide

THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS 4 CUMMYMOMMY2020

Stop downvoting lolcows you morons.

I clicked on the comments to find some context, and I wasn't expecting an Andrew Yang reference.

4chan desperately wanting to be relevant again.

> not relevant

> banned in nz and kiwiland, soon in UK as well.

That's just because of the video ban, I was referencing then trying to make the ok symbol a racist thing

There are dozens of news article about the NZ guy making "the white power symbol".

He made reference to pewdiepie too. The guy was basically an autistic mene regurgitation automaton.

God they were gullible.

I'm so bored of the OK sign thing. Gestures, words, and symbols are depend on context and intention for much of their meaning. Stop the fucking presses.

Stop your alt right dog whistling

Yikes, did you just assume my whistle's species?

Gestures, words, and symbols are depend on context and intention for much of their meaning.

Wrong

You might unironically have autism

Ok whatever fascist scum

lol wut?

Stop defending murder. Shitlord.

stop taking things seriously here you nigtard

You guys seem mad about something

I hate non puritans

We all hate fascists here.

You guys all lining up to tell me the same hilarious joke over and over again is very inefficient. You should just designate one memelord to speak for all of you.

can someone respond already i'm trying to get off to this thread and its premature ending is blue balling me

Bazinga

Just designate one to speak for all

Centralisation. Fucking Commie

We’re being ironic.

I think.

how? how are they wrong? if someone asks how I'm doing and hold up the okay symbol I'm automatically racist? Are we so stupid as a human race that we can't differentiate when someone is being racist, being innocent or trolling? Are we so weak minded that we're going to let a small group like a single digit percentage of people take a symbol that's been use for probably hundreds of years and assume anyone that uses it is a racist?

Wow I'm woke now

glad i could enlighten you

Literaly hyper nazi detected

Exactly what a white supremacist would say.

👌🏻

You know who else thought gestures, words, and symbols depend on context?

Hitler. That's right, bet you feel stupid now, nazi!

nope context doesnt exist anymore everyone who even comes close to doing it is a NAZI

Oh my god stop dog whistling, you racist.

Nah if we eliminate the symbol we eliminate the concept obv

lmaaaaooooooo

racist dog whistle

Is that her brother or her bf? Looks completely like her, just gender switched.

Probably her brother, I think she's dating some ginger mayo.

I bet you he's a male rapist, the drama will be awesome when it comes out.

Male Rapist

You're repeating yourself

I combined male feminist and rapist. It's an honest mistake.

She's dating a ginger Joo I think

All white people look the same.

I’ve noticed that all the blacks that I’ve been close with have a common scent.

It’s her gay brother. Probably loves him some bears.

As a commie everybody has dips on her tits

dips

Pretty great

DD+

Yeah man, say what you want about her face, or annoying voice, or her terrible politics, or her complete lack of intellect, but she sure does have a banging body. That'll get my attention at the ballot box every time, brother.

seize the means of baby production

damn she really is millennial Sarah Palin. I'm having 2008 flashbacks.

You betcha !

damn she really is millennial Sarah Palin. I'm having 2008 flashbacks.

The big question:

When's the AOC parody porn film coming?

Amazing how a woman can go from "hot" to "nagging bitch" with just a ponytail and glasses.

God, those teeth. Fuggin face like a horse.

this opinion is marked as controversial

Imagine the holywar over commiemommy chompers.

Yeah, but it's legal to stick your penis in there. That's what I call a win-win.

I thought you liked horses, ifyaknowwhatimean.

Yeah it doesn't suit her as much imo. Still looks reasonable but something isn't there. Doesn't move my pp.

She's going for the Notorious R.B.G. look.

I don’t think she was ever hot but she has top grade tits alright

"dibs" you unwashed heathen.

I want to stick my peepee in that.

Let's amend the rules so she can run

Stop perving on AOC.

AOC is asking for it

I'd like to seize her means of reproduction

It’s less funny since she doesn’t want to seize any means of production.. but it’s still just as gross, even though it’s a bad joke..

Lmao, get off our sub faggot.

Great comeback.. real big brain on you... polite to.. gross..

I bet you have lots of good friends and love in your life.. lol

I impregnate about 5 different girls per day, while you're on the internet defending commie mommy's imaginary honor lol 😂😂😂

Wow... I didn’t think your comments could get more immature and stupid... what else ya got?

I've got a long, girthy schlong. Lubed up and waiting for you 😈😈😈

Yep, warmer... what else? Tell me where you’re gonna stick it

You're bussy

Nah, I’m never too busy for you

Bussy - Boy + Pussy

Oh wow! That’s so clever! I’m so stupid for not knowing your clever little word.. I’m very insulted now, I shall go cry more..

Seriously! So freaking clever! Do you have anymore? Mind if I steal that one? I wanna look tough too! (Even though I’m just a little punk) teach me?

Bow down and suck my feminine penis, you little punk.

God! You’re so good at this! How do I be like you? I bet everyone wants to be like you...

A couple dash of HRT did wonders to me. Idk about you.

Another classic! How do you come up with these edgy retorts? You should start a class on how to be a dbag

Please stay around. r/drama is a warm and wholesome community and we would love to host your thoughts and opinions.

Now kiss

This guy is still sperging out at me in another thread

Also.. you should try to argue your stupid point, instead of saying “faggot” like a 12 year old

What's more sadder? Being an 12 year old who browses reddit or being an adult who browses reddit? I'd rather be known as a 12 year old lol

Oh wow! Sick burn dude! You really got me there.... excuse me while I go cry..... so saddened, you so good at the hurts

Ikr

I do! Everyone knows about you.... or maybe nobody.. which is why you’re here

bantering with an r/all_fugee is much more boring than I thought. I'll leave you alone.

Oh yeah... and you’ve been REAL original and entertaining... it’s like arguing with a little child who just learned how curse words.. lol..

I love when people like you back off by saying they’ll leave the other person alone now, or something similar... when in reality (where all of your not friends are) you just don’t have anything but kindergarten playground bullying.. at least act like you’re in the big boy playground.. work on it ok?

lol triggered

Lmao! Yet another typical response.. how did I know you were gonna say that. Projection much?

Come on bud! Get original! You’re starting to sound like a bot.. actually you’ve sounded like a bot this whole time

Stay around please. We would like to milk you dry.

Ha... you’re hilariously sad lil guy.. please keep it coming, I like to show people these and laugh at how stupid trolls that think their edgy are.

they're*

And there it is... the lowest effort insult of them all.. correcting a mistype

Couldn’t comment on anything else... just that.. hahahahahaha

ok, now I'm actually concerned about you. Is there anything you want to talk about buddy? Something in your life bothering you? We would love to lend an ear to what you have to say.

Wow.. you really are a bot.. don’t you get sick of spitting out typical responses?

It might be low effort, but has such a high yield.

Ummm... does it though? It’s just the same typical troll bullshit, completely unoriginal.. like.. to the point where I hurled in my mouth a little.

lick my anus

Wow.... I didn’t think you could get more pathetic, well at least you’re good at something.. I’ll tell your mom

I don't have a mom. I have two dads, you bigot.

And an even worse comeback, very impressive!.. please keep going

I would like to cum on your back.

Uh huh... go on..

Wait.. is the troll goal here just to waste my time? If not, I just don’t get it..

So close to being self-aware. Just a little bit more.

Omg! The tame waster troll! You so got me!

you're still here

Yeah you’re right.. does it feel good? You definitely won

yes

Fugee... so edgy!

That's what rapists say.

It's not rape if they are asking for it. Dummy.

I’m sure the officers will agree

Which one of you downvoted the LOLcow?

post her hog

I came

im jerking off to her feet pics right now

👌

Gummy Mummy

I'll put some white in her.

Jesus fucking christ I would do anything to get AOC to annihilate my balls with her firm latina heels

This made my balls retract inside me

If your serious I will hire a look alike if you post the vid to youtube.

this should be good.

Her squirrel face 😔

Why does everyone love her?

You are a poor shadow of the greatness that is why_trump_will_win

You're a poor shadow of someone smart enough to know it's /u/why_trump_won

I'd be very surprised, I must say.

Still, kudos on your initiative for grabbing this account anyway.

applauds

On a plane 🤔🤔🤔🤔

You know she won't ride Amtrak

That’s because it’s actually the sign of the demonic forces bring about the end times. It represents all the destroyers.

Your post history is pretty sad

Yer sad faggot

Damn, who doesn’t Pete Davidson get? This isn’t fair.

Is it a good thing I don't recognize any of these people?

Her name is right there. Have you been living under a rock?

Well she looks different in this photo, and I still have no idea who the guy is.

I don't pay that much attention to US politics anymore, it's gotten old for me.

I didn't recognize her either but her name is right there and I don't think the guy is important.

So who the fuck is the guy then?

White supremacist why?

Boomer detected

Typical American thought process

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"They're not paying attention to what's going on in MY COUNTRY so they must be a fucking idiot"

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That and I can put a picture of someone and if you don't recognize them a picture of their name isn't going to help. That doesn't make any fucking sense. Lmfao.

I'm not American.

My apologies. Me neither and I get sick of Americans thinking we should all be paying attention to them at all times.

Typical non-American thought process.

the circle has to be below your belt, otherwise it doesn't matter if they look at it

AOC doesn't even know the circle game rules, smh

It's below the shoulders you noobtard.

No if it's above the belt then it's a KKK sign. Below the belt is a game fags play.

so.. are you pro or anti KKK?

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It's not enough to simply hate mayos. I dont support anybody that doesn't actively promote a full on mayocide.

I usually just mix it with ketchup and dip my fries in it. Other than that I don’t usually order mayonnaise.

But what have you done for the mayocide?

As a straight white male? I hate myself daily so I’m doing my part.

Don't forget to say the pledge daily

What in the alt-left, triggered tumblr blogging, hair fringe is this bullsheeeeiiit?!

Not below the waist false flag

gay

thanks for noticing

THIS IS A SMEAR CAMPAIGN, PAY NO ATTENTION TO THIS POST IT WILL BE SUPPRESSED SHORTLY

Obvious dog whistle to her admirers at /r/drama

I wouldn't wonder that people who unironically created the whole "white power" sign are the same people who think that crossing their fingers is an legit way to relieve yourself from contractual obligations and screaming "I don't consent" absolves you from following the law.

Also, some of those people waste their lives fighting Illuminati signs in Spongebob Squarepants.

Wonder what chapo’s would think about this

No seriously people take this so damn seriously

Suddenly because some retard says this means White Pride, no one can do the OK gesture? Eat a dick.

uh...

So ... like.. when it make sense, like when the person is smiling and clearly doing it for a picture and it's not like.. some low hanging by the knees, "Why the fuck are you doing it," is the difference, right?

I'd prefer to no have this slander of me on here.

She is one useless cunt.

And other politicians aren’t?! Ok...

Isn't that the definition of every politician ever?

So this is where all the alt right freaks end up.

The_Douchebag down or something?

Active in: /r/Politics

Fuck___Journalists

FuckJournalists and Fuck_Journalists were taken, that's how much they're rightfully hated.

zoz

zle

zozzle

It's always Chapo.

Fuck off tankie scum, find a placard for your neck on the way

I think she's making fun of the size of his dick.

Commie Mommy has been cancelled in favour of Muslim Mummy anyway, keep up radical centrists.

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Look at all those default reports! I smell tourists.

I smell tourists.

This shitstorm smells like crocs and sandals with socks.

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Or mobile users since they removed custom reports 😒

Imagine not requesting the desktop site

tourists

eww

Imagine putting effort into a user report

Kinda agree with the 6th one though.

And the 7th tbh

> Also, wtf /u/trappysaruh? You dying?

everyday!

Terminal case of thirdnippleitis?

oh thats my boobie glitter

Based

Also, wtf /u/trappysaruh? You dying?

thinking

🧐

Hmmmmmm

That's just half the van buren boys sign

She really is the village idiot

Example?

Just one? How about you count how many times this idiot says “like” when she speaks. It’s embarrassing listening to this clown attempting to sound like she knows what she is talking about

You really can’t think of a better example than the fact that she says “like” ?! Come on bud.. I thought you’d at least have a good example..

Hating her is a distraction, they want you to be distracted from their greed.. you’re being punked

Are you a trump supporter? It’s pretty ironic when trump supporters call other politicians stupid.. especially one who’s created more conversations and awareness than possibly any other politician in history..

Hating her is typically a personality defect, what’s yours exactly?

i like you

How about like she thinks we’re like all doing to die in 12 years and stuff and like we don’t need planes and cars and like trains are cool

Didn’t say that.. she said the same thing science said, that the damage will be irreversible in 12 years..

Didn’t say we would get rid or planes, just be less denied any on them.. didn’t say we’d get rid of cars, just use them less because of the trains we will build..

You are a textbook example of what misinformation and mob mentality does..

Please do your research on non-right learning sites.. perhaps actually read the proposal instead of the altered document or rough draft that got out.

Smh

“Economic security for those unwilling to work”......Hahahahaha. Get the fuck out of here with your lies and bull shit.

Again.. that was not the actual proposal, you’re referencing an altered document..

So.. no... you get out of here with your lies and bullshit.. stop being part of the misinformation problem.

I mean... you could even try using rational thought and logic. Who would put that in a proposal? Even if she actually thought that, people would have a field day with it so it would never be included in any proposal.. you have a brain, use it.

Exact quotes from her original socialist bill. Thankfully even democrats have noticed how much of a radical she is and her approval ratings are plummeting. You’re on the side that is losing!!

But... those aren’t accurate quotes.. you’re just plain old wrong here, sorry bud

It also wasn’t a bill... so... you’re a pretty inaccurate person all around...

They’re the same fucking thing dummy. Just admit the fact you are a failure and you NEED socialism because you are a professional victim and you need me to survive

A proposal and/or rough draft is the same thing as a bill? An altered document is the same as a real one?

Nah.. I’m doing alright.. my failures are my own. I wouldn’t consider myself completely socialist, I just like some of the policies.. if you plan on collecting social security, than you like them too

How about you admit that you feed off distractions, hate and bigotry.. this whole thinking everyone that supports these policies has a victim mentality thing is getting rather played out..

I need you to survive?! lol.. it doesn’t sound like anyone needs your bad attitude or anything you stand for.. but keep on moving the target around, attack me personally because you have no other ammo..

And I didn’t know we were like deciding how people could like talk and stuff now.

like exactly. Why are we focusing on how she says something and not what she's saying. You're just trying to find something to insult because you don't have an argument with any actual substance.

Exactly

Just one? How about you count how many times this idiot says “like” when she speaks

Rich, coming from a cuckservatard that unironically supports the male equivalent of the perpetual "I WanNa SpEak tO yoUR mAnAGEr", who won exclusively because his opponent was literal Wicked Witch of the West

OH NO SHE DUN DID IT

Looks like she’s a Van Buren Boy

Cute family pic with her brother.

Shes totally playing the circle game.

I’m OOTL? Can someone explain?

Also I’m new to this sub.. what is centrist? You just don’t lean left or right?

We centrists want a 3-way Civil War.

Explain further? Sorry I’m not that well versed in American Politics.

Things are going just fine for myself, so therefore I believe, nothing is wrong.

https://thenib.com/radical-centrism-101

That’s a universal sign for ‘Okay’, 👉🏼👌🏼your white supremacy if ya kno wata-mean ;)

Dissapointed but not suprised

Even Democrats hate this retard.

For anybody else following along....lol. She’s a retarded person with lipstick.

https://thelibertarianrepublic.com/5-of-alexandria-ocasio-cortezs-dumbest-tweets-and-videos/amp/

You’re just boring me now. Look up what a house resolution is.

filling this sub with niggerfaggots from r/all