I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
Also most of the time they ask that you make a deposit to the sperm bank a couple times befor you get it. Some doctors basically require it because it usually removes the need for reversing it in the first place.
Yeah you would think the chair with ball coolers would tip people off, but apparently everything has to be spelled out for the type of smoothbrains who get riled up about ads in the first place.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-18
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1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-18
They should offer some extra soy on the side too
1 grep_var_log 2019-03-18
That's a pizzashill quote, you faker.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-18
Pizzashill has renounced his anti-coid stances. I don't trust him.
1 g8mi7qdeeo 2019-03-18
Temporary sterilization just so you can have more sex with fertile gussy? Can you get any faggier?
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-18
Fertile, but you won't be able to plant your seed. So it's pointless.
1 g8mi7qdeeo 2019-03-18
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
1 Shalabadoo 2019-03-18
they're playing off an old joke that the best time to get a vasectomy is during march madness so you can sit and watch the games all weekend
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-03-18
Ahh i was actually really confused as to what the fuck I just watched. Fucking boomer humor ew.
1 Earl_of_Grab 2019-03-18
Imagine caring about watching strangers play a sport so much you undergo an elective surgery. Basketballcels are fucking retarded.
1 heartshapedpox 2019-03-18
I am NOT the only person who needed that explained to them, surely?
1 brd4eva 2019-03-18
if you're the type of person who voluntarily undergoes sterilization, you should just go ahead
1 BeiberFan123 2019-03-18
You can get it reversed most of the time.
Also most of the time they ask that you make a deposit to the sperm bank a couple times befor you get it. Some doctors basically require it because it usually removes the need for reversing it in the first place.
1 totally_not_ac3 2019-03-18
There's a more than 25% chance you'll still be in fertile if you get it reversed within 10 year, and after about ten years it jumps up to 75%
1 BristledJohnnies 2019-03-18
1 SquabGobbler 2019-03-18
Most men who get vasectomies already have families.
1 Earl_of_Grab 2019-03-18
Cool why is Buffalo Wild wings encouraging sterilization?
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-03-18
Because they are childfreeers
1 watermark08 2019-03-18
MUH WHITE FAMILIES UNDER ATTACK BY JOOS
1 NotHiring 2019-03-18
Lol at people thinking they’re encouraging men to get sterilized, it’s clearly making fun of that. The projection is real.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-03-18
Yeah you would think the chair with ball coolers would tip people off, but apparently everything has to be spelled out for the type of smoothbrains who get riled up about ads in the first place.
1 911roofer 2019-03-18
wut
1 Futhermucker 2019-03-18
the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
1 Tecacotl 2019-03-18
Is this the new company that righties will fail to drive out of business?
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-18
all their food is microwaved garbage anyways, i feel bad for cities that don't have a pluckers
1 reebokpumps 2019-03-18
The wings are decent and they have beer
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-18
>The wings are decent
t. never eaten good wings
1 ChuckyIves 2019-03-18
Fuck you. This shit is fake.
1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-03-18
This calls for a better novelty account than I. /u/The_reason_trump_won, get in here.
1 Why_yang_will_win 2019-03-18
1 error404brain 2019-03-18
Tendis companies controlled by SJWs dabbing on their main demographic is awesome, because now, no matter what neets get dabbed on.
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-03-18
When we get our yangbux they'll see...
1 RealFunction 2019-03-18
what does this have to do with selling wings?