Buffalo Wild Wings launches new ad campaign: Come for the wings, stay to be sterilized.

104  2019-03-18 by Mother_Jabubu

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I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.

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They should offer some extra soy on the side too

That's a pizzashill quote, you faker.

Pizzashill has renounced his anti-coid stances. I don't trust him.

Temporary sterilization just so you can have more sex with fertile gussy? Can you get any faggier?

Fertile, but you won't be able to plant your seed. So it's pointless.

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

they're playing off an old joke that the best time to get a vasectomy is during march madness so you can sit and watch the games all weekend

Ahh i was actually really confused as to what the fuck I just watched. Fucking boomer humor ew.

Imagine caring about watching strangers play a sport so much you undergo an elective surgery. Basketballcels are fucking retarded.

I am NOT the only person who needed that explained to them, surely?

if you're the type of person who voluntarily undergoes sterilization, you should just go ahead

You can get it reversed most of the time.

Also most of the time they ask that you make a deposit to the sperm bank a couple times befor you get it. Some doctors basically require it because it usually removes the need for reversing it in the first place.

There's a more than 25% chance you'll still be in fertile if you get it reversed within 10 year, and after about ten years it jumps up to 75%

Remember to support local businesses over weird chain restaurants that don't want you to have a family

Most men who get vasectomies already have families.

Cool why is Buffalo Wild wings encouraging sterilization?

Because they are childfreeers

MUH WHITE FAMILIES UNDER ATTACK BY JOOS

Lol at people thinking they’re encouraging men to get sterilized, it’s clearly making fun of that. The projection is real.

Yeah you would think the chair with ball coolers would tip people off, but apparently everything has to be spelled out for the type of smoothbrains who get riled up about ads in the first place.

wut

the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

Is this the new company that righties will fail to drive out of business?

all their food is microwaved garbage anyways, i feel bad for cities that don't have a pluckers

The wings are decent and they have beer

>The wings are decent

t. never eaten good wings

Fuck you. This shit is fake.

This calls for a better novelty account than I. /u/The_reason_trump_won, get in here.

Tendis companies controlled by SJWs dabbing on their main demographic is awesome, because now, no matter what neets get dabbed on.

When we get our yangbux they'll see...

what does this have to do with selling wings?