user/Can_The

Heated gamer moment as /r/Portland user accidentally burns his own foot to a crisp on radiator while engrossed in vidya. His diabetes has made him immune to pain, so he doesn’t even notice the burns until he goes to the ED for an unrelated heart problem.

211 136 comments 2019-08-28 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

"SnallyGaster rallying /r/Drama to drive out the incelfugees," 2018, oil on canvas

168 55 comments 2019-03-02 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Manlet transforms himself from skinny dink into “shredded” twink. A visiting lolcow from /r/MGTOW wants to know how much he masturbates.

143 245 comments 2019-07-02 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

me_irl

141 19 comments 2019-06-20 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

German man literally eats his lover's bussy with a side of potatoes and a glass of red wine. Rammstein writes a song in honor of this absolute madman, but he sues them for intellectual property violation.

121 84 comments 2019-05-24 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

The SRDines argue about how to get in shape. "Start with something simple like walking down to the end of your block."

111 145 comments 2019-06-26 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

I made a highbrow meme for you classy motherfuckers

102 19 comments 2019-03-06 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Cuck smiles as his wife pays tribute to another man on their wedding day

94 73 comments 2019-07-15 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

The ten richest individuals in the world cause more Reddit moments than the bottom 50% of us combined

93 51 comments 2020-04-16 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

The King of Manlets wants you to know that he was volcel, not incel

88 44 comments 2019-05-10 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

South African nurse loses job and and is out on bail after kidnapping romantic rival and force-feeding her 🐕💩

88 39 comments 2019-09-28 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Rammstein’s rightoid burger fans are on SUICIDE WATCH over new pro-mayocide video. They COPE! They SEETHE! Sie REIßEN DEM PEPPE DEN KOPF AB!

85 99 comments 2019-07-20 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

TheDP.com reveals that Daddy threatened his alma mater into not revealing his grades

79 38 comments 2019-02-28 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

“I am a socialist. I like Jordan Peterson. Are these two things mutually exclusive?”

75 48 comments 2019-03-07 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Vanilla is the best kind of ice cream. Just as coffee drinkers look down on people who don’t take it black, I look down on people who don’t realize vanilla’s superiority 🍨

70 34 comments 2019-05-29 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Bagel Manlet Chris Morgan kicks lanklet in the shins during casino floor fight

63 19 comments 2019-09-02 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Who is the real autist: the obese 27yo kissless virgin who asks /r/leangains the same question every week, or the redditor who has catalogued everything he ever posted?

51 14 comments 2019-07-24 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Redditor takes steroids, turns gay, wants to suck cock, sets up Tinder date to satisfy his urges for that sweet sweet trussy

50 34 comments 2019-07-30 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

There’s always a smugger fish

44 19 comments 2019-07-23 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

¡Aló Presidente! Guess who might launch his own talk show when Rush Limbaugh finally kicks the bucket?

43 22 comments 2020-04-15 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Besides /r/Drama, what are the most positive, helpful, normal subs on Reddit?

42 38 comments 2019-03-19 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

You have no right to smugpost about “capeshit” or “spaceshit” if you’ve ever used a Warhammer 40K metaphor

42 25 comments 2019-03-22 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

🚨 INCOMING DRAMA 🚨 Breadline Grandpa officially endorses Ice Cream Joe.

41 5 comments 2020-04-13 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

IHeartCommyMommy gets caught lying about deploying to Afghanistan, working as a gigolo, and fucking Elizabeth Warren

39 16 comments 2019-10-12 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

78-year-old man has heart attack, /r/conspiracy suspects foul play

38 13 comments 2019-10-05 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

More /r/Brogress twink drama! This time, OP (5'5"/132 lb) tries trying and gets gainz. One lolcow can't cope with the fact that someone is working harder than him and blames the Jews--sorry, the juice.

37 28 comments 2019-07-19 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Based pierogi people heightmog /r/braincels in a video gaym

37 5 comments 2019-07-28 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Gamers have a Sophie's Choice moment, as KiA must decide between Daddy and vidya.

37 24 comments 2019-08-06 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

I'm gonna start posting some steroids/lifting/bodybuilding-related drama. As an appetizer, why don't you let /r/MGTOW "school you on the human body"?

36 19 comments 2019-07-03 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Daddy promises to cure cancer and AIDS, but says nothing about curing retardation

35 35 comments 2019-06-23 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Shots FIRED in /r/nattyorjuice! "EDIT: you pathetic natty twigs can down vote me all you want."

26 30 comments 2019-07-03 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Chad koala hugs Icelandic CrossFit Stacy. Fatcels and natty policecels impotently seethe in the comments.

25 27 comments 2019-08-02 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

How are you spending your Saturday night, /r/Drama? It’s my best friend’s birthday, and we’re doing karaoke.

23 33 comments 2019-05-12 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Please report to the nearest cannery for immediate processing

23 15 comments 2019-07-24 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

This is what a radical centrist’s bookshelf looks like 😎

22 25 comments 2019-05-09 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

OP tries to bulk, but forgets to lift. Goes from skinnyfat to just plain fat. Asks /r/gainit to help him make sense of this shocking setback.

20 14 comments 2019-07-26 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Literal 110 lb manlet thinks he can beat up the World’s Strongest Man

19 23 comments 2019-08-27 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Soon, my brothers. Soon.

18 30 comments 2019-03-09 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

The 24 types of Chapo

18 2 comments 2019-06-13 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

For the first time since 2012, #Anonymous is trending on Twitter as Prezzy gets accused of libertarianism

17 40 comments 2020-05-31 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Chronically poor health is turning Millennials into Boomers, says new study

15 8 comments 2019-11-07 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Did someone say "PORTLAND"???

15 24 comments 2020-05-31 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

New Jerseycels S E E T H E upon hearing that some people want to leave their fair state

14 9 comments 2019-05-27 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Lolcow wages one-man war to convince /r/gainit that the bench press is a shit exercise for soyboys, also he's totally like 5 lbs away from setting the world bench press record lol

14 10 comments 2019-07-25 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Dude one week suspension lmao

12 10 comments 2019-07-07 Can_The_SRDine in r/deuxrama

I just went to Pride. How’s everyone else’s Sunday going?

11 14 comments 2019-06-09 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

DIE 👏🏻 RASSE 👏🏻 DES 👏🏻 FRIEDENS

10 9 comments 2019-06-20 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

This is good for bitcoin

9 3 comments 2019-03-22 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Is there anything more pathetic than the R*ddit tradcel?

9 24 comments 2020-12-17 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

I had to go all the way to Egypt, but I've finally found it. The perfect song for this place.

9 3 comments 2021-02-28 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

𝕬𝖑𝖙𝖊𝖗, 𝖊𝖎𝖓𝖜𝖔𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖘 𝖁𝖊𝖗𝖇𝖔𝖙, 𝖑𝖒𝖆𝖔

9 6 comments 2019-07-07 Can_The_SRDine in r/zweirama

CDC does a whoopsie, admits to accidentally contaminating coronavirus testing kits by storing them in the same lab as actual coronavirus samples

8 28 comments 2020-04-22 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Karen got her gun

7 18 comments 2020-05-29 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

When? Soon!

6 1 comments 2019-03-12 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Rammstein’s rightoid burger fans are on SUICIDE WATCH over new pro-mayocide video. They COPE! They SEETHE! Sie REIßEN DEM PEPE DEN KOPF AB!

6 8 comments 2019-07-22 Can_The_SRDine in r/zweirama

ICH KONNTE MICH NICHT BENEHMEN

5 5 comments 2019-09-06 Can_The_SRDine in r/zweirama

I couldn’t behave

4 2 comments 2019-09-06 Can_The_SRDine in r/deuxrama

We lost a great one today. Rip in peace, IHeartCommyMommy 💂‍♂️7

4 38 comments 2020-04-04 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

/r/Stupidpol has a massive (I'm not exaggerating, it's fucking huge) fight over mouthfeel after OP complains that his Warhammer 40K but-for-leftists sub has too much feminine penis.

4 79 comments 2020-04-18 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

We are entering a new golden age of Zyklon Ben’s work. You’re welcome.

4 16 comments 2020-11-07 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Here's how Bernie can still win!

3 8 comments 2020-03-19 Can_The_SRDine in r/deuxrama

The Prophet Muhammad ﷺ says property rights

3 6 comments 2020-06-02 Can_The_SRDine in r/deuxrama

Brazilian Daddy distances himself from increasingly dementia-addled Burger Daddy

3 9 comments 2020-01-05 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Wisconsin Republican Party bravely sacrifices its own voters to save Wisconsin's economy. /r/Wisconsin is cheesed off.

3 10 comments 2020-05-14 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

It’s over for swordcels 😡🗡💥🔫 👮‍♀️💀

3 7 comments 2020-06-01 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

A love letter to /r/Drama

2 63 comments 2020-03-04 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

FBI agent goes so deep undercover at a protest that he ends up getting arrested

2 15 comments 2020-06-01 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

I hope everyone's shopping for the quarantine is going well!

1 6 comments 2020-03-14 Can_The_SRDine in r/deuxrama

🇪🇬 Egypt 🔺🔺🔺🐪🏜️🌴 observes Passover 🐑🩸🚪 by having a literal plague 😷. The army shuts down the country, but swears it has everything under control, and anyone who disagrees is a Muslim Brotherhood 👳🏾‍♂️ agent 💣. The Drama Jannies are trying to suppress the truth but the people have a right to know!

1 17 comments 2020-04-07 Can_The_SRDine in r/deuxrama

Criminal mastermind Berniebro literally tells Reddit that he’s considering assassinating 💀🗡 Ice Cream Joe.

1 38 comments 2020-04-10 Can_The_SRDine in r/deuxrama

👁Woke👁 Twitter copes 😫, seethes 😤, and dilates 🚺🍆 after one of their own points out how unfit the average working-class slob 🍔 is to make serious political decisions

1 11 comments 2020-04-10 Can_The_SRDine in r/deuxrama

Radical centrism in my university’s newspaper today 😎

1 53 comments 2019-02-07 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Hi, everybody! 👋

1 0 comments 2019-09-23 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

A picture of Lt Jonny Kim, MD, undisputed Chad of Chads, makes some Chapocels painfully aware of how unaccomplished they are.

1 41 comments 2019-11-14 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

/r/Vegan hunts the most dangerous game

1 8 comments 2019-11-16 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Wehraboos and libertarians go wild over a photo of an 8-year-old girl in 1940s Germany

1 15 comments 2019-11-16 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

/r/SocialistRA: “The workers need guns in order to resist the state’s monopoly on fo-NO, NOT LIKE THAT!”

1 28 comments 2019-11-16 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Chapo Trap House did the voice work for a new video gayme that mocks fascists, commies, and centrists. Many heated gaymer moments ensue in the Steam forums as diverse ideologues REEE about how their pet ideology was unfairly slandered.

1 29 comments 2019-11-18 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Yet another gamer literally shits himself while trying to set a record during a 30-hour Runescape marathon. Despite stewing in his own feces for two hours, he fails and must go home with second place. Also, he admits to being a pedo!

1 20 comments 2019-11-20 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

How can we restore America's Christian values? A certain serial adulterer's defense force is on the case.

1 18 comments 2019-11-24 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

TIFU by saying “the gamer word” when I meant “the N-word” in a medical school discussion

1 138 comments 2019-11-27 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Grazers mad (x24)

1 13 comments 2019-11-29 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

The MDEtards are about to be expelled from their 110th subreddit

1 3 comments 2019-12-01 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Former Marine: rescues child. Chapos: 😤😤😤

1 37 comments 2019-12-01 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Okay, groomer

1 46 comments 2019-12-04 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Blaire White has shown Ricky Gervais the wonders of trussy. Praise be.

1 38 comments 2019-12-04 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Posted to Quora 5 years ago. There’s still time! 🇮🇳💪

1 12 comments 2019-12-06 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Japanese nationalist gussy "proves" that battle where 10,000 of Nippon's Finest got exterminated by Marines was totally worth it, by flying to Palau and talking to inanimate objects. It never even began for Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere-cels.

1 50 comments 2019-12-08 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

To absolutely nobody's surprise, Jessica Yaniv has been accused of sexually harassing children (again)

1 63 comments 2019-12-11 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

🇸🇪 RENT FREE 🇸🇪

1 16 comments 2019-12-13 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Commies LARP about how it’s time to abandon electoralism and take up the 🗡

1 101 comments 2019-12-15 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Libertarian turns his car into a lolimobile, literally drives around with a sign encouraging people to fuck an underaged girl

1 12 comments 2019-12-16 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Swedish Zoomer and the German equivalent of Amtrak get in a Twitter fight

1 11 comments 2019-12-16 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Does anyone else subconsciously assume Drama regulars actually look like their flairs?

1 44 comments 2019-12-21 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

The madmins quietly banned another libertarian sub this week

1 2 comments 2019-12-23 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

In a move that surprises literally nobody, Nazi cartoonistcel comes out as beta cuck

1 53 comments 2019-12-24 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Head goblin from Gringotts offers Wandshit Mommy free advice on placating the horde of angry troons

1 1 comments 2019-12-27 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

This image strikes terror in the Chapo’s heart

1 16 comments 2020-01-06 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Dentist "runs" marathons to "raise money for cystic fibrosis research." Gets caught claiming to have "won" three nonexistent races (for which he created dummy websites, complete with fake competitor rosters), and is unmasked as serial cheater who pocketed all donations in a New Yorker exposé.

1 19 comments 2020-01-09 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Dialectical Materialists can’t talk about politics with D&D metaphors

1 0 comments 2020-01-09 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Joke: "Epstein killed himself." Broke: "It was Hillary." Woke: "It was Daddy." Bespoke:

1 21 comments 2020-01-09 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Left-wing memes be like:

1 121 comments 2020-01-11 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Schizophrenic ED nurse forgets to take her meds, hallucinates on her shift, and possibly kills a patient, but then decides it was just a glitch in the Matrix. (Also ITT, a cameo appearance by a lolcow from days of yore)

1 67 comments 2020-01-12 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Disgraced former neurosurgeon, self-proclaimed "Antichrist," and all-around psychopath Christopher Duntsch makes the news by shoplifting from Walmart. He shows up in the article's comments to defend himself, only to get confronted by the doctor who reported him to the Texas Medical Board.

1 74 comments 2020-01-14 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Elderly mensch in Hassidic shtetl of New Square, NY decides local Grand Rebbe is a putz, refuses to pray in town’s treyfene shul. Outraged by this shande, the rebbe’s meshuga butler tries to burn down the schmuck’s house, but the klutz gets caught and sets the alter kocker on 🔥 instead.

1 28 comments 2020-01-15 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

“A KiA poster seeks above all else to discharge its coom. Life itself is will to hentai.” - Friedrich Nietzsche

1 31 comments 2020-01-16 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

"Superpower by 1630" launches the world's most expensive warship. They manage to sail her for barely 20 minutes before she encounters a gust of wind and sinks in front of a crowd of foreign ambassadors.

1 22 comments 2020-02-03 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Was Mozart /ourcomposer/?

1 22 comments 2020-02-06 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Late-20s NEET becomes anarchist, but is so socially awkward and politically insane that local anarchist org decides he must be an undercover cop and publicly denounces him. Less than a week later, he shoots a major politician dead.

1 19 comments 2020-02-11 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

You can't spell "stupidpol" without "stupid"

1 22 comments 2020-02-12 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

His holiness, the patron saint of /r/drama

1 25 comments 2020-02-13 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

/ourmayor/

1 39 comments 2020-02-17 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

All the manlet jokes made me google Mini-Mike's height, and I was shocked to discover that he's actually five foot eight

1 45 comments 2020-02-17 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Innocent artist is accused of being a pedo over hentai starring a tiny, flat-chested anime girl (who looks and acts an awful lot like a child). Luckily, KiA is here to defend him.

1 75 comments 2020-02-19 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

"It is obscene to sexualize prebuscent girls and boys." [-65], 91 children. Guess which sub.

1 137 comments 2020-02-20 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

I told Kaiser to ask /r/anarchism how they felt about the age of consent, and the ABSOLUTE MADMAN actually did it!

1 83 comments 2020-02-20 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

With Rush Limbaugh in the terminal stages of lung cancer, the physical personification of America is likely going to die at age 69. Here's a reflection on some of his gamer moments.

1 94 comments 2020-02-23 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

I want someone to use the N Word Bot on me, but I think I’m already banned from the subs that use it the most.

1 15 comments 2020-02-27 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Retired Polish archbishop accuses Pope of heresy over calls for lenten abstention from /r/Drama

1 15 comments 2020-02-29 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Yo jannies: what’s the point of having /r/politicope if we aren’t going to start banishing people to it?

1 18 comments 2020-03-02 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Coronachan you naughty minx, what are you up to now? 😍😍😍

1 6 comments 2020-03-03 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

It turns out Corona-Chan 🦠 started killing Burgers in Seattle earlier than experts had thought

1 0 comments 2020-03-03 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Reddit NEETs enable underachieving student's delusions about his future employability. Full of great advice, like "being a drug dealer takes more smarts than an investment banker" and other brilliant pearls of wisdom.

1 4 comments 2020-03-04 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Bongistani Prime Minister comes out as A GAMER

1 2 comments 2020-03-31 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Boris Johnson releases video in which he comes out as A GÅMER

1 9 comments 2020-03-31 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

The Chapo is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, ignoramus, NEET, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a child and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I've been found out!'

1 2 comments 2020-04-01 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

The Chapo is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a layabout, parasite, ignoramus, NEET, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a child and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I've been found out!' 😱

1 102 comments 2020-04-01 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

So, could LightUmbra not behave? 😕

1 0 comments 2020-04-02 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

(🦇🍲 drama) Despite making up only 12% of the population, [[[guess who]]] accounts for 60% of [[[guess which problem]]] in [[[guess which country]]]. (Hint: 🇮🇱)

1 7 comments 2020-04-03 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Büssy-loving German cop goes to jail for taking his vore fetish too far. Also posted nudes with an axe, wearing, I shit you not, socks and sandals 🇩🇪

1 57 comments 2020-04-04 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

"How. How the fuck do black people not know. How does the most trampled on and marginalized race in this countries history not fucking know who their allies are. I'm so ashamed and disappointed." In which commies go from 1917 to 1488 over 🤴🏿&👸🏿.

1 64 comments 2020-04-05 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Israeli 🇮🇱 virus 🦠 drama 🎭. World's dumbest Health Minister disobeys his own guidelines after testing positive for 👑🦠, infects countless citizens. May have even pozzed 🎁 Bibi himself. Country locked 🔒 because he couldn't behave!

1 82 comments 2020-04-06 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

🇪🇬 Egypt 🔺🔺🔺🐪🏜️🌴 observes Passover 🐑🩸🚪 by having a literal plague 😷. The army shuts down the country, but swears it has everything under control, and anyone who disagrees is a Muslim Brotherhood 👳🏾‍♂️ agent 💣

1 1 comments 2020-04-07 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

🇪🇬 Egypt 🔺🔺🔺🐪🏜️🌴 observes Passover 🐑🩸🚪 by having a literal plague 😷. The army shuts down the country, but swears it has everything under control, and anyone who disagrees is a Muslim Brotherhood 👳🏾‍♂️ agent 💣

1 73 comments 2020-04-07 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

🇪🇬 Εgypt 🔺🔺🔺🐪🌴 observes Рassover 🐑💉🚪 by having a literal plague 😷. The Army denies that there's a problem, but locks the country down anyway, and brands anyone who disagrees a Μuslim 👳🏾‍♂️ Вrotherhоod 💣 agent

1 2 comments 2020-04-07 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Hey 🇪🇬 shills 🧹: you can't suppress the truth ✊

1 3 comments 2020-04-07 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

👁Woke👁 Twitter copes 😫, seethes 😤, and dilates 🚺🍆 after one of their own points out that the average 🍔 slob is probably unfit to make complicated policy decisions

1 2 comments 2020-04-10 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

"Lefties are right about literally everything, so why are we totally powerless?", he asked. "Because we aren't in power," his comrades replied.

1 130 comments 2020-04-21 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Maryland warns citizens to not drink bleach after DDF floods state hotline asking if it's safe

1 23 comments 2020-04-24 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

China sends elite team of doctors into North Korea in attempt to save morbidly obese, chain-smoking manlet’s life

1 17 comments 2020-04-25 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Kim Jong-un?

1 29 comments 2020-04-26 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

I don't know what any of this means, because I've seen another human being naked

1 3 comments 2020-04-28 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Blaire White points out the “erefanto in da rūmu:” the anime and furry fandoms seem to have a pedo problem! One brave soul replies that he’s only attracted to DRAWINGS of little girls, desu ne.

1 60 comments 2020-04-29 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Stunning and brave woman, who most definitely does not have a mental illness, writes Navy Seal Pasta-tier threat to kill Blaire White

1 17 comments 2020-05-03 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Snitches worry that they may, in fact, get stitches. 🧵🔪👊🤐

1 23 comments 2020-05-07 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

The bong is immunized against all dangers. One may call him a slob, has-been, irrelevant, fat, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him “the 51st state” and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out!”

1 29 comments 2020-05-08 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

It’s a day ending in -y, so it’s time for träns Reddit to prove Trappy right again.

1 57 comments 2020-05-13 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

CNN brings a certain Swedish zoomer on to talk about Coronachan, rightoid Twitter REEEEacts predictably

1 38 comments 2020-05-13 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Brave user tells /r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM that their shitposts will never change the world. Commies make like the capital of Denmark and СОРЕ 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰

1 80 comments 2020-05-14 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Future spinster gets "hatfished" into dating a hairlet. Somehow it takes her SIX MONTHS to realize that he was bald. Hurt and betrayed, she warns fellow womyn to stay away from men with COOOOMovers.

1 56 comments 2020-05-24 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM is having a normal one

1 155 comments 2020-05-26 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

In a few hours, Corona-chan is gonna do what Kim Il-sung, Ho Chi Minh, and Osama Bin Laden all failed to do: a six-figure burger body count

1 15 comments 2020-05-27 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Literal child from Texas wants America to stay shut down forever so that he can be a NEET for his whole life.

1 32 comments 2020-05-28 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

/r/Coronavirus jаnniеs are forced to 🤠🤠🤠Y’ALL🤠🤠🤠 a thread about the Ozarks partiers

1 3 comments 2020-05-30 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Anarkiddie snorts Adderall, stays up all night reading theory, and shares his discoveries, but /r/@ is unimpressed

1 3 comments 2020-05-30 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Austrian politician kills himself, his wife, and their dog after freaking out and screaming at his staffers on camera

1 5 comments 2020-05-30 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Move over Roof Koreans! It’s time for عرب السقف

1 1 comments 2020-06-02 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

IHeartCommieMommy, you have not been forgotten. Are you still alive?

1 7 comments 2020-07-30 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Sportswriter goes plays nuclear physicist, offers a shocking take on the REAL cause of the Beirut blast 🤯

1 0 comments 2020-08-04 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Sportswriter becomes a nuclear physicist, exposes the truth about the Beirut explosion 🤯

1 23 comments 2020-08-04 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Pippi Longstocking breaks out the 🦞 claws 🦞

1 50 comments 2020-11-06 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

The dream is alive again, Thousand Dollar Dаddy might run for mayor of New York.

1 6 comments 2020-11-06 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Consumeproduct.win is busy not seething.

1 2 comments 2020-11-08 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Consumeproduct.win is absolutely [word that rhymes with TEETHING]

1 6 comments 2020-11-08 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

The Austrian town of Fucking has decided to change its name

1 7 comments 2020-11-28 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

What does Watermark call it when he hangs out with one of his male friends?

1 24 comments 2020-11-30 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Ben "Having the blues because of the Jews" Garrison draws Barack Obama's fursona!

1 11 comments 2020-12-07 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.

1 3 comments 2020-12-08 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Pete Bussyjudge to serve as amb-ass-ador to China

1 32 comments 2020-12-09 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

SCOTUS to Dàddy: "Eat a dick."

1 54 comments 2020-12-09 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Dаddy shall go on to the end.

1 3 comments 2020-12-12 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Zyklon Ben has caught yellow fever

1 3 comments 2020-12-13 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Boogbois attempt to LIBERATE MICHIGAN! one last time. State Capitol locked because y'all can't behave.

1 11 comments 2020-12-14 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

In a tragic day, AllJannysAreBastards (formerly ILoveCommyMommy) has been y'alled.

1 24 comments 2020-12-15 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Obese, cigar-loving boomer with cancer dies

1 2 comments 2021-02-17 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

What do you call it when you try to breed a race of Reddit moderators?

1 6 comments 2021-02-19 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Gerald Ford survived two assassination attempts in less than a month, each by a woman. The first woman forgot to chamber a round, and the second only fired one shot before being subdued by a disabled Vietnam veteran.

1 14 comments 2021-03-08 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

The SRDines aren't very happy right now

1 7 comments 2021-03-29 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Remember, this is an inclusive community!

1 40 comments 2021-04-02 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

"Dear New York City: did you know that Andrew Yang doesn't wanna boycott Israel? Bet you won't support him now!"

1 25 comments 2021-04-25 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Does Matt Gaetz have fetal alcohol syndrome? Discuss.

1 9 comments 2021-04-26 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Harrison, Arkansas, is considered America's most racist town. The local government is trying to improve its image by aggressively editing the town's Wikipedia article.

1 37 comments 2021-05-01 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

The соре is coming from inside the house, as a rightoid wanders into arDrama with "proof" that an election everyone else has stopped caring about was stolen.

1 48 comments 2021-05-03 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Railroad baroness plays golf, and the bird app isn’t having it

1 53 comments 2021-05-08 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

"I would have killed all the Jews of the world...but I kept some to show the world why I killed them - Adolf Hitler", tweets a blue checkmark (who happens to be a citizen of India's bitch 🇵🇰)

1 36 comments 2021-05-12 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

You know how the QAnon Shaman's lawyer is arguing that his client is too autistіc to be legally responsible? Here's his official bio.

1 14 comments 2021-05-23 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Wikipedia editors argue over whether or not "Maus" is part of the furry fandom

1 8 comments 2021-05-23 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

West Virginia offers anti-vaccine hicks free guns and trucks, if they'll just get the goddamn shot already

1 10 comments 2021-06-02 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Berlin cops say that Germany has produced its third gay internet sex-cannibal

1 63 comments 2021-06-23 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

CrossFit records reveal that Marjorie Taylor Greene is taller than Ben Shapiro

1 10 comments 2021-07-04 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

An important message for everyone today

1 3 comments 2021-07-04 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Q predicted this 😳

1 8 comments 2021-07-04 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

WORDSWORDSWORDS

1 2 comments 2021-07-04 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

King Tariq's take on events in Haiti starts an all-out war between Foundational Black Americans and POC (People Of Caribbean)

1 3 comments 2021-07-09 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama

Redditor hasn't seen his fuckbuddy since March, but is sure she's still interested and will fuck him again sometime next summer.

1 13 comments 2020-12-28 Can_The_SRDine in r/dtama

Loathsome manchild somehow finds a wife. She asks him to turn off the Xbox, and try being a decent father for once. This leads to tendies being thrown, and domestic violence charges being filed.

1 9 comments 2020-12-28 Can_The_SRDine in r/dtama

Dear Reddit: I think all so-called "child porn" is made by the government to lock up innocent weebs. How do I RESEARCH it legally?

1 3 comments 2020-12-28 Can_The_SRDine in r/dtama

Marxist-Leninist-Male Feminist pays tribute to his hero Stalin by creeping on 15-year-old girls.

1 8 comments 2020-12-30 Can_The_SRDine in r/dtama

Redditor invokes G-d while hoping for trapped Chinese minors to escape. Rick and Morty fans show him the error of his ways.

1 5 comments 2021-01-18 Can_The_SRDine in r/dtama

"Biden could always drop out and let somebody who actually has a chance to win run." - Some cunt, May 2020

1 0 comments 2021-01-25 Can_The_SRDine in r/dtama

PORT 👏 LAND 👏 EIN FUß🦶BRENT 🔥. PORT 👏 LAND 👏 FLEISCH 🥩 GERUCH 👏 IN DER LUFT

1 3 comments 2019-12-27 Can_The_SRDine in r/zweirama

KiA-zöls verstehen nicht, warum normale Leute den Kinderporno ekelhaft finden 🤢🤢🤢

1 5 comments 2020-02-28 Can_The_SRDine in r/zweirama

Es ist vorbei für Baguetten.

1 5 comments 2020-03-13 Can_The_SRDine in r/zweirama

Hi everybody 👋

0 0 comments 2019-09-23 Can_The_SRDine in r/drama