Mommy is a gaymer 🤢

Game has to constantly release stripperiffic girl characters to stay relevant

Puts 90% of characters behind paywall or massive time sinks

Dash, bonus damage on third hit 60% of abilities

AOC and League both losing popularity in state/nation they originated from, only popular with teenagers and early 20s losers

Both will most likely will not be relevant by 2020

Higher taxes will keep people from buying skins

Gameplay and policies dumbed down to the slowest common denominator

Bows down to Chinese influence in the game and the market

CHAD YANG DOTA

All heroes available from start

1000$ a month guarantees your game and heroes will be looking fresh, extra cash to upgrade battlestation

Father’s PhD approves of galaxy-brain requirements for successful DotA play

Everyone is OP

Only Chinese influence was turning a stupid skeleton into a kickass ghost

The International will become a globally recognized Olympic by 2022

Smart people play DotA and smart people understand Yang’s policies

Strong foundation, doesn’t have to constantly dangle carrots to keep focus on itself

1 VIOLENT_MONKEY_ANUS 2019-03-19

wtf i love yang now

1 FFX_IS_DA_BEST 2019-03-19

Might need to leave the ddf for the yang gang

1 Dramatictuna 2019-03-19

Imagine, having to deal with turn around animations.

1 ToTheNintieth 2019-03-19

imagine having to deal with denying

1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-03-19

Just play walking sims if you can't handle multiple mechanics

1 Dramatictuna 2019-03-19

Get the Chew Bubblegum DLC if you don't feel challenged.

1 ToTheNintieth 2019-03-19

I'll have you know sometimes I press right click and Q within the same second.

1 UrbanGlade85 2019-03-19

But muh realism

1 HardIsLife 2019-03-19

Imagine not having all heroes for free.

1 Dramatictuna 2019-03-19

The shrimp brain of a MOBA amateur doesn't need access to 100 champs out of the gate.

1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-03-19

actually its good that I can't play whoever I want, coz im too dumb to handle choices

1 duckraul2 2019-03-19

The soft bigotry of low expectations: gamer fuel edition

1 I_Am_Definitely_Gay 2019-03-19

Imagine playing a P2W dogshit game

1 Dramatictuna 2019-03-19

I don't think any MOBA is P2W. Shit isn't Hearthstone. Skill is skill.

1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-03-19

Runes, you goon

1 Dramatictuna 2019-03-19

Ain't no runes in League anymore. Shits only costed easily obtained by playing, in-game currency anyway.

1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-03-19

in-game currency anyway

So either you unlock champions (which you can buy for $$$) or you buy the necessary runes.

That's just making the runes cost money w/ extra steps.

I recant my argument now that there are no longer runes, but I'm sure there is something equally gay going on.

1 Dramatictuna 2019-03-19

In game, meaning earned in game through play. I don't see how having a larger pool of champs makes it P2W. You can have em all and still play like trash. Honestly, I take no pride in going to bat for any videogame. I'm gonna switch to shitting on them now if you don't mind.

equally gay going on.

They added lootboxes.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-03-19

I am single and very lonely.

1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-03-19

She has a boytoy

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-03-19

I was projecting

1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-19

Oh my god.

1 shitpersonality 2019-03-19

Gamers rise up!

1 Matues49 2019-03-19

https://i.imgur.com/3GfcEoV.gif

1 newcomer_ts 2019-03-19

lmao - coffee spilled

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-03-19

There has to be a montage of all the cringiest moments of Hillary's campaign... and it's probably more than an hour long.

1 Ed__ButteredToast 2019-03-19

music ⚡️️ band

I FUCKING LOVE 30 ROCK 😹

1 dazivostri 2019-03-19

It's probably her boyfriend's account.

1 -Shank- 2019-03-19

Makes sense, mayos love League.

1 LieutenantBill 2019-03-19

K but like, if you streamed on Twitch and answered policy questions while playing it would be the coolest thing a politician has done. Give @BetoORourke a real run for his money.

Imagine if this would actually be cool.

1 accountforshit 2019-03-19

Kappa

1 Rachat21 2019-03-19

omega lol!

1 ItsSugar 2019-03-19

"Freshman Congresswoman AOC in hot water after telling disabled american to commit suicide over a videogame."

1 Sarge_Ward 2019-03-19

She's got my vote

1 bearshark713 2019-03-19

Relatable

1 crazydom2 2019-03-19

She needs to stop streaming herself plotting pants or cooking chili and instead stream herself playing LoL and getting into e-fights with 12-year-olds.

1 Fataleo 2019-03-19

They would win said fights.

1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2019-03-19

Libtards btfo'd by facts and logic!

1 QuoViritas 2019-03-19

I want to pound her spicy Puerto Rican bussy even more now.

1 MisallocatedRacism 2019-03-19

I'm in.

1 MacAndShits 2019-03-19

Just stay away from bridges

1 193208123908 2019-03-19

If AOC told me she fucked my mom last night during a PvP match I'd have to vote for her out of respect.

1 plurpnslurp 2019-03-19

Some heated gamer moments could be enjoyable to witness

1 VidiotGamer 2019-03-19

Maybe she could be America's first tittystreamer congresscritter.

1 The_Pandemonium 2019-03-19

That title has quite the ring to it.

1 ToTheNintieth 2019-03-19

She's got the rack for it, at least.

1 Infidel6 2019-03-19

Imagine thinking this would actually be cool

I think its time to bring back the draft.

1 2938_throwd 2019-03-19

I remember when the left mercilessly mocked the right because ignorant middle county folk were voting for GWB because “He’s the kind of guy you can have a beer with.”

This is the exact same dumb shit revamped for 2019 progressive audiences.

How the turns have tabled.

1 193208123908 2019-03-19

About as cool as her instapot cooking videos or Hillary Clinton telling us to Pokemon go to the polls.

1 ZardokAllen 2019-03-19

Imagine not knowing she can’t run for President

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-03-19

Hell if she took her campaign trail to titty streaming i would vote for her.

1 Alimentas 2019-03-19

Imagine mommy as a titty streamer. It wouldn't be cool, it would be magnificent.

1 SuperiorExcess 2019-03-19

Imagine if Hillary did this

1 Welcometony1234 2019-03-19

^ new bot idea

1 fraustnaut 2019-03-19

How could she? when shes just chillin' in Cedar Rapids 😎😎😎

1 PM_ME_UR_RARE_PUPPER 2019-03-19

Also never forget:

https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/631538115514007553?lang=en

1 BigBrownDog12 2019-03-19

Hillary was a couple years too early for that kind of humor

1 umar4812 2019-03-19

More like Chillary Clinton, amirite?

1 ComedicPause 2019-03-19

It's not difficult to.

1 ZardokAllen 2019-03-19

I’m surprised she didn’t.

1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-03-19

Hilary would have made this exact post if she were AOC’s age and running for office right now

1 frbastiat 2019-03-19

What I always play Nintendo with a bottle of hot sauce turned towards the camera?

1 Captain-Turtle 2019-03-19

League of lego to the polls

1 a_few 2019-03-19

She’s too busy putting hot sauce on erythang

1 SupremeGoyim 2019-03-19

Leave all the e-girls to me, virgins 😎

1 Alpha100f 2019-03-19

Please let it be a support slut, please let it be a support slut...

1 Raiden-666 2019-03-19

Lol @ the "let me know if you want to play" hahahahahahahahahah

1 KEEP_URSELF_SAFE 2019-03-19

Tell him she still won't won't fuck him.

1 Raiden-666 2019-03-19

Do i looklike your bitch? Do it yourself.

1 Zozbot 2019-03-19

zoz

1 Zozbot 2019-03-19

zle

1 Zozbot 2019-03-19

zozzle

1 Raiden-666 2019-03-19

1 KEEP_URSELF_SAFE 2019-03-19

1 Kellere31 2019-03-19

1 HormelTee 2019-03-19

1 XakeMarte 2019-03-19

AMER MOMENT

1 QuoViritas 2019-03-19

1 totally_not_ac3 2019-03-19

1 Brandon_la_rana 2019-03-19

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

1 KEEP_URSELF_SAFE 2019-03-19

Do I look like a retard to you? I don't have a twitter account.

1 SJCards 2019-03-19

Posts on /r/drama "Not" a retard

🤔🤔🤔

1 NoCharacter0 2019-03-19

It checks out

1 harrah8083 2019-03-19

I'd fuck him. The guy's rich as fuck.

1 harrah8083 2019-03-19

I'd fuck him. The dude is crazy rich.

1 peekvid 2019-03-19

same brah

1 Milky_Stevens 2019-03-19

LEMME SEE THOSE MILKY GAMER TITTIES

1 NoCharacter0 2019-03-19

Milkers. Get it right

1 HadakaApron 2019-03-19

This is months old, dude.

1 Mamalgam 2019-03-19

Not to me it wasn't, sweaty

1 notcyberpope 2019-03-19

The true communist agenda is turning everyone into gamer americans

1 Cringepilled 2019-03-19

I bet she plays Nunu lol. Ha.

1 kipkopmeneer 2019-03-19

Its iron IV now. Mommu is a FAKE gaYmer

1 HP_civ 2019-03-19

Tweet is from 2018 you dyslexic fuck

1 MarioBuzo 2019-03-19

urgh, I'm never gonna have sex fantasy about her anymore. Hello back, gayness.

1 TSwizzlesNipples 2019-03-19

She called in on some twitch stream when they were streaming Donkey Kong to raise money for trans people.

1 wwaalleess 2019-03-19

This is truly peak autism.

1 kier00 2019-03-19

report commie mommie for feeding mid

1 facestab 2019-03-19

Her profile [still says "💯% People-Funded, no corporate PAC $." lol

1 texanapocalypse33 2019-03-19

Bronze V doesn't even exist anymore. Who the fuck is she even pandering to?

1 chadwarden1337 2019-03-19

Tweet is from 2018 bud

1 chadwarden1337 2019-03-19

Olddd newsss

1 BlessThisBussy 2019-03-19

Dota > LoL

1 Kelloggs801 2019-03-19

Of course it's League of Legends.

And nothing of value was lost.

1 Psyman2 2019-03-19

I stand yb commie mommy

1 Pepperglue 2019-03-19

Morgana, Lux, Miss Fortune. Working on Anivia.

All female casts. Why am I not surprised?

1 pmullet 2019-03-19

How to know a LoL player is a gamer girl: rule 1, always plays girls, rule 2, always has a skin

1 Unreal_Ale 2019-03-19

I want to see her live-streaming Democracy 3,watching her implementing all her naive college freshman socialist 'free healthcare, free housing, free everything' policies, running up huge debts, crashing the economy and getting assassinated would be hilarious

1 HP_civ 2019-03-19

With free and high education you win in this game though, I have heard.

1 Unreal_Ale 2019-03-19

Depends on the difficulty level and the 'innate liberalism' and 'innate socialism' settings for your electorate, its easy to win on the lower difficulties by ramping up the free housing/healthcare/education programs, but on the harder settings you will go broke in a matter of months and your country basically turns into Venezuela

1 HP_civ 2019-03-19

Huh seems I have to try that damge, I thought that with that clear path to victory the game was kind of pointless. Guess it is more varied than I thought. Thanks for the explanation, hope you get a cut of the sale

1 UrbanGlade85 2019-03-19

Why cant league of legends, just die already so dota 2 would get the spotlight.

1 TwoThousandandSeven 2019-03-19

Because dota doesn’t have sexy chAracters

1 Yes2Jericho 2019-03-19

Dont you disrespect naga like that.

1 Momruepari 2019-03-19

ban video games

1 ChipotleMayocide 2019-03-19

I really can’t stand her twitter shtick anymore, and I’m mad I ever bought it the first place.

1 SlightSafety 2019-03-19

Man lemme off this fucking ride

1 Frostfright 2019-03-19

/r/fellowkids

1 dudenotcool 2019-03-19

ONE OF US ONE OF US

1 aqouta 2019-03-19

And shit taste league player.

1 YoMothaFlippin 2019-03-19

HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS

1 lanadoomis 2019-03-19

🤤

1 aqouta 2019-03-19

Imagine not being a heroes of the storm master race player.

1 ralphbrenting 2019-03-19

omg! shes just like me!

1 Spysix 2019-03-19

pokemon go to the polls

When you riffed by a tranny furry top tweet.

1 adityawizkid 2019-03-19

She mains Morgana and Lux. That's a deal breaker I can't support Mommy anymore 😭

1 FreeDory 2019-03-19

let me just add her to the int list

1 THRWWAY2AVOIDRAGE 2019-03-19

I was worried. I mean, I don't hate her like some idiots, but I also don't think she is cool. She is a politician. This is some Pokemon Go To The Polls level bs, but she picked an equally shitty game so its not that bad.

Be a politician and shut up, you glorified bug eyed public servant.

1 Joe_Rogan_is_bae 2019-03-19

based