Mommy is a gaymer 🤢

297  2019-03-19 by Mamalgam

145 comments

It's the same teenager racism hate cult that MDE was all about. It's just another boring /pol/ offshoot for lonely edgelord losers.

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Wow, super disappointed that she chose league over Dota smh

Both are gay af lol

Don't disrespect Chairman "1000 bucks" Yang. 😡

I'm sure you know all about gay fucking.

lol xd

I’m sticking to Daddy Yang

good choice since daddy yang also prefers dota

Based Asians.

Oh my God of course he plays DotA lmao

Waiting for the real daddy to stream fortnite and drop hard as fuck on some fools in tilted towers 😎

fornite? lmfao, that shit is for the gays. Daddy yang please CS-GO 360 no scoop

So fucking based

Dota 2 or og dota?

og dota

based and yangpilled

Virgin League AOC vs. Chad Yang DotA

Virgin League AOC

Game has to constantly release stripperiffic girl characters to stay relevant

Puts 90% of characters behind paywall or massive time sinks

Dash, bonus damage on third hit 60% of abilities

AOC and League both losing popularity in state/nation they originated from, only popular with teenagers and early 20s losers

Both will most likely will not be relevant by 2020

Higher taxes will keep people from buying skins

Gameplay and policies dumbed down to the slowest common denominator

Bows down to Chinese influence in the game and the market

CHAD YANG DOTA

All heroes available from start

1000$ a month guarantees your game and heroes will be looking fresh, extra cash to upgrade battlestation

Father’s PhD approves of galaxy-brain requirements for successful DotA play

Everyone is OP

Only Chinese influence was turning a stupid skeleton into a kickass ghost

The International will become a globally recognized Olympic by 2022

Smart people play DotA and smart people understand Yang’s policies

Strong foundation, doesn’t have to constantly dangle carrots to keep focus on itself

wtf i love yang now

Might need to leave the ddf for the yang gang

Imagine, having to deal with turn around animations.

imagine having to deal with denying

Just play walking sims if you can't handle multiple mechanics

Get the Chew Bubblegum DLC if you don't feel challenged.

I'll have you know sometimes I press right click and Q within the same second.

But muh realism

Imagine not having all heroes for free.

The shrimp brain of a MOBA amateur doesn't need access to 100 champs out of the gate.

actually its good that I can't play whoever I want, coz im too dumb to handle choices

The soft bigotry of low expectations: gamer fuel edition

Imagine playing a P2W dogshit game

I don't think any MOBA is P2W. Shit isn't Hearthstone. Skill is skill.

Runes, you goon

Ain't no runes in League anymore. Shits only costed easily obtained by playing, in-game currency anyway.

in-game currency anyway

So either you unlock champions (which you can buy for $$$) or you buy the necessary runes.

That's just making the runes cost money w/ extra steps.

I recant my argument now that there are no longer runes, but I'm sure there is something equally gay going on.

In game, meaning earned in game through play. I don't see how having a larger pool of champs makes it P2W. You can have em all and still play like trash. Honestly, I take no pride in going to bat for any videogame. I'm gonna switch to shitting on them now if you don't mind.

equally gay going on.

They added lootboxes.

I am single and very lonely.

She has a boytoy

I was projecting

Oh my god.

Gamers rise up!

lmao - coffee spilled

There has to be a montage of all the cringiest moments of Hillary's campaign... and it's probably more than an hour long.

music ⚡️️ band

I FUCKING LOVE 30 ROCK 😹

It's probably her boyfriend's account.

Makes sense, mayos love League.

K but like, if you streamed on Twitch and answered policy questions while playing it would be the coolest thing a politician has done. Give @BetoORourke a real run for his money.

Imagine if this would actually be cool.

Kappa

omega lol!

"Freshman Congresswoman AOC in hot water after telling disabled american to commit suicide over a videogame."

She's got my vote

Relatable

She needs to stop streaming herself plotting pants or cooking chili and instead stream herself playing LoL and getting into e-fights with 12-year-olds.

They would win said fights.

Libtards btfo'd by facts and logic!

I want to pound her spicy Puerto Rican bussy even more now.

I'm in.

Just stay away from bridges

If AOC told me she fucked my mom last night during a PvP match I'd have to vote for her out of respect.

Some heated gamer moments could be enjoyable to witness

Maybe she could be America's first tittystreamer congresscritter.

That title has quite the ring to it.

She's got the rack for it, at least.

Imagine thinking this would actually be cool

I think its time to bring back the draft.

I remember when the left mercilessly mocked the right because ignorant middle county folk were voting for GWB because “He’s the kind of guy you can have a beer with.”

This is the exact same dumb shit revamped for 2019 progressive audiences.

How the turns have tabled.

About as cool as her instapot cooking videos or Hillary Clinton telling us to Pokemon go to the polls.

Imagine not knowing she can’t run for President

Hell if she took her campaign trail to titty streaming i would vote for her.

Imagine mommy as a titty streamer. It wouldn't be cool, it would be magnificent.

Imagine if Hillary did this

^ new bot idea

How could she? when shes just chillin' in Cedar Rapids 😎😎😎

Hillary was a couple years too early for that kind of humor

More like Chillary Clinton, amirite?

It's not difficult to.

I’m surprised she didn’t.

Hilary would have made this exact post if she were AOC’s age and running for office right now

What I always play Nintendo with a bottle of hot sauce turned towards the camera?

League of lego to the polls

She’s too busy putting hot sauce on erythang

Leave all the e-girls to me, virgins 😎

Please let it be a support slut, please let it be a support slut...

Lol @ the "let me know if you want to play" hahahahahahahahahah

Tell him she still won't won't fuck him.

Do i looklike your bitch? Do it yourself.

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MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

Do I look like a retard to you? I don't have a twitter account.

Posts on /r/drama "Not" a retard

🤔🤔🤔

It checks out

I'd fuck him. The guy's rich as fuck.

I'd fuck him. The dude is crazy rich.

same brah

LEMME SEE THOSE MILKY GAMER TITTIES

Milkers. Get it right

This is months old, dude.

Not to me it wasn't, sweaty

The true communist agenda is turning everyone into gamer americans

I bet she plays Nunu lol. Ha.

Its iron IV now. Mommu is a FAKE gaYmer

Tweet is from 2018 you dyslexic fuck

urgh, I'm never gonna have sex fantasy about her anymore. Hello back, gayness.

This is truly peak autism.

report commie mommie for feeding mid

Her profile [still says "💯% People-Funded, no corporate PAC $." lol

Bronze V doesn't even exist anymore. Who the fuck is she even pandering to?

Tweet is from 2018 bud

Olddd newsss

Dota > LoL

Of course it's League of Legends.

And nothing of value was lost.

Morgana, Lux, Miss Fortune. Working on Anivia.

All female casts. Why am I not surprised?

I want to see her live-streaming Democracy 3,watching her implementing all her naive college freshman socialist 'free healthcare, free housing, free everything' policies, running up huge debts, crashing the economy and getting assassinated would be hilarious

With free and high education you win in this game though, I have heard.

Depends on the difficulty level and the 'innate liberalism' and 'innate socialism' settings for your electorate, its easy to win on the lower difficulties by ramping up the free housing/healthcare/education programs, but on the harder settings you will go broke in a matter of months and your country basically turns into Venezuela

Huh seems I have to try that damge, I thought that with that clear path to victory the game was kind of pointless. Guess it is more varied than I thought. Thanks for the explanation, hope you get a cut of the sale

Why cant league of legends, just die already so dota 2 would get the spotlight.

Because dota doesn’t have sexy chAracters

Dont you disrespect naga like that.

ban video games

I really can’t stand her twitter shtick anymore, and I’m mad I ever bought it the first place.

Man lemme off this fucking ride

ONE OF US ONE OF US

And shit taste league player.

HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS

🤤

Imagine not being a heroes of the storm master race player.

omg! shes just like me!

pokemon go to the polls

When you riffed by a tranny furry top tweet.

She mains Morgana and Lux. That's a deal breaker I can't support Mommy anymore 😭

let me just add her to the int list

I was worried. I mean, I don't hate her like some idiots, but I also don't think she is cool. She is a politician. This is some Pokemon Go To The Polls level bs, but she picked an equally shitty game so its not that bad.

Be a politician and shut up, you glorified bug eyed public servant.

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