OP called her current boyfriend a “safe choice” and thread locked because y’all won’t be civil and y’all can’t behave!! 😤

165  2019-03-20 by HardIsLife

https://reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/a4c5bp/aita_for_calling_my_boyfriend_the_safe_choice/

89 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-03-20

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1  BenaGD 2019-03-20

Shes asian snappy, now go back to your cave

1  dazivostri 2019-03-20

Yallposters get the rope.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-20

I'm pretty sure no woman has ever posted in AITA

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-20

Are you even sure there are women on Reddit?

1  IllegalSpaceBeaner 2019-03-20

They tend to have penises.

1  boyoyoyoyong 2019-03-20

Ahem.....feminine penises

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-20

If only they could have both a benis and bussy they would be perfect. 😔🤔🤔🤔💡🐻

1  Doctor-Pavel 2019-03-20

and that's why your futa-waifu will never be real

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-20

Why live tbh.

1  Doctor-Pavel 2019-03-20

It’s why you should vote Democrat.

Christ-cucks want you to die first before you get your futa-fu, while libs realize the only chance for a futa-fu is here on Earth

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-20

Persuasive. I bet Mommy would hang donger. 🙆🏽‍♀️🌭

1  lol_te_gusto 2019-03-20

Fenis

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-20

Please refrain from using transphobic slurs and educate yourself from this article called “How to Eat Out a Non-Op Trans Woman”

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/594mak/how-to-eat-out-a-non-op-trans-woman-oral-sex

1  IllegalSpaceBeaner 2019-03-20

How to Suck Dick 101

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-20

Wow please join us all in 2019

1  MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2019-03-20

Of course it's Vice

1  pewpew17 2019-03-20

As if drama needs instructions on how to suck a dick.

1  ToTheNintieth 2019-03-20

I mean... does the term "eat out" even apply there?

1  Chapocel 2019-03-20

Beso negro is where its at. Its 2019 and everybody is eating ass

1  BlessThisBussy 2019-03-20

What if Reddit helped influence them to be trans? 🤔

1  IllegalSpaceBeaner 2019-03-20

Reddit™ brought to you by BIG GAY™

1  KikiFlowers 2019-03-20

Shit you caught me.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-20

Only when they forced Ellen Pao to make an account

1  TigerBone 2019-03-20

They hang out in /r/Instagramreality being mean to other women who look better than they do.

1  d4ddyd54m4 2019-03-20

Weren’t you larping as a woman recently?

1  Tecacotl 2019-03-20

Yeah, no woman would ever consider the idea that they were wrong.

1  BoringNormalGuy 2019-03-20

They'd have to have self awareness, lol. If this is a real women, clearly she has no idea how her actions affect people.

1  Alimentas 2019-03-20

No woman post had ever been upvoted there, unless it's the comments. Men write better fiction, fact.

1  SansSoIeiI 2019-03-20

No non bait has ever been posted there either

1  Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-20

Merchessa was real and she used to post bait there

1  KingWayneX 2019-03-20

was that the weird vag girl or the really hot one with all the cutting scars?

1  Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-20

Pepperoni nipples girl

1  BlessThisBussy 2019-03-20

Her nips were gross af 🤢

1  Dogfacedgod88 2019-03-20

Im pretty sure no woman has really posted on Reddit. They all got balls, man.

1  Wolkenfresser 2019-03-20

They definitely have. You can tell when they flood a thread to defend a KWEEN who has been shitty and is being called out for it.

1  boyoyoyoyong 2019-03-20

it's literally alpha fucks beta bucks, whose the of mgtow or redpillcells.

1  prof_oblivion 2019-03-20

fake and gay. though, admittedly, it's better bait than the dramalets who come in here bragging about le master trolling in r/relationships.

1  DayyyTripper 2019-03-20

Also repost.

🙄🙄🙄

1  XhotwheelsloverX 2019-03-20

This was definitely a braincels poster.

1  Plexipus 2019-03-20

I told him it was none of his business how many times I'd ridden the cock carousel before I'd hit the wall and settled with him for his beta bux

1  onafriday 2019-03-20

Alpha fucks, beta bucks

1  Clair-with-an-e 2019-03-20

I feel really sorry for Asian men in all honesty. It's like every day they get confirmation in one way or another. Her not dating asians before him and refusing to tell him her body count have already sealed her fate. She will get to run around real soon haha.

Srs posting. But the data even shows that their financial position is not enough to overcome the problems with competing with western masculinity. This woman would have cheated.

My friend fucked off to China and is an ugly 6/10 here but a 10/10 there. Got a job and found a nice woman. I just pray to god they have female children.

Seems like "western/white" is the common theme for these roasties.

1  MrGoodieMob 2019-03-20

Srs posting

don't

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-20

You seem lost. Don’t stray too far from your subreddit.

1  BlessThisBussy 2019-03-20

😴😴😴

1  arandomloser21 2019-03-20

Mommy is soooo proud of you, sweaty. Let's put this sperg out up on the fridge with all your other failures.

1  Watermark03s_Daddy 2019-03-20

Kill all women

1  Vurtizontal 2019-03-20

Wow the more you read the worst it gets. I see an sad asian man being cucked by a tall white dude in that man's future. Let's pour one out for our asian homie, the cucking never ends.

1  SansSoIeiI 2019-03-20

odds on it being a LARPing hapa subscriber

1  Redactor0 2019-03-20

Totally stole this post from you know where 😁

From your own life I bet! You be nicer to that poor beta boy! 😠😠😠

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-20

My life? I haven’t dated any asian guys since 2014 😅

1  baykk8 2019-03-20

Good #NoAsianBoys

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-20

NoMayoBoys either

1  baykk8 2019-03-20

wow ok I'm calling the cops you racist

1  onafriday 2019-03-20

No supreme gentleman for you.

1  KingWayneX 2019-03-20

blasians = best hapas

1  ShitTornadoToOz 2019-03-20

This is clearly an r/aznidentity (asian masculinity, lmao) cope post

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-20

Where did you think I stole it from? 🤣

1  SlimjobDopamine 2019-03-20

They call these gussys bananarangs. Asian gussy that bang every white Chad but then settle down with the safe Virgin Asian.

1  totally_not_ac3 2019-03-20

My God how pathetic can they be. Ots all bitching about how white people are more successful than them, and how that shows that the media hates Asian men, somehow.

1  SansSoIeiI 2019-03-20

this is pretty badly written. you'd think a smart Asian guy would put more effort into this

1  YHofSuburbia 2019-03-20

The smart ones don't post on AZNmasculinity

1  MasterLawlz 2019-03-20

It seemed pretty believable until the end when she said she was dating him to please her parents and later commented she liked him for his money

That’s when the bait got too obvious

1  TransSexualWiener 2019-03-20

you ever known an asian woman? even if this is fake those stereotypes didn't just invent themselves

1  SansSoIeiI 2019-03-20

that were the parts that were actually believable

1  Do_a_pushup 2019-03-20

Super obvious - https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/a4c5bp/aita_for_calling_my_boyfriend_the_safe_choice/ebd5f9w

Admittedly I get a little turned-off because Asian guys remind me of my siblings and family

1  RevCostanzaJaypeg 2019-03-20

He just threw the entire fishing pole in the water

1  totallynotadoctorMD 2019-03-20

made by /r/hapa mod

1  Patoonyah91 2019-03-20

Unfortunately, I've become accustomed to a certain lifestyle with my upbringing and I don't think I could go for someone who's less financially capable (he's a doctor).

How could anyone not see this is fake?

1  big_papa_stiffy 2019-03-20

you guys ever seen that image macro where it has an arbys sandwich spilling out everywere with the caption "im ready to settle down now"

1  CherryKirsche 2019-03-20

It reads like it was written by an AI after some check list

1  TransSexualWiener 2019-03-20

or maybe the incels were right all along

1  CherryKirsche 2019-03-20

Na

1  TransSexualWiener 2019-03-20

incels literally spend all day looking at female behavior and even going over studies on female attraction, they aren't clueless.

the ultimate evolution for a man is to be good looking enough to be a chad, and take all your dating advice from incels. literally unstoppable.

1  CherryKirsche 2019-03-20

I think the analogy would be more apt if you compared it to scientist who study horse sexy time behaviour by exclusively watching YouTube videos by an unemployed guy that hasn't left his basement since a horse hit of his balls as a teenager.

1  TransSexualWiener 2019-03-20

Cope

1  Somenakedguy 2019-03-20

Or maybe the Jews were right all along

1  TransSexualWiener 2019-03-20

of course they were, that's why they own all the banks and mass media, duh.

1  TransSexualWiener 2019-03-20

this is real and happens everyday. she isn't attracted to his looks remotely but likes his stable autist career and knows he can support kids. they'll have a dead bedroom after the first couple and that's it.

this is why you have to run unemployed mentally unstable chad game, be the guy she cheats with, not the cuckold raising the kids.

1  Ferocetis 2019-03-20

This is the nightmare scenario that keeps author from falling asleep. It's really sad.

1  193208123908 2019-03-20

Alright, which one of the "masculine Asian" subs is responsible for this one?

1  fernguts 2019-03-20

Hmmmm. Apparently /r/AsianMasculinity and /r/Braincels were right.

1  Alpha100f 2019-03-20

We're both Asian

From what I've heard about asian feminists, they are completely bonkers and downright sociopathic, especially towards their men.

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-20

You’re absolutely right about that. Many of them are also insecure about being not as attractive as white women. That’s why they think getting a white guy is a win.

1  Watermark03s_Daddy 2019-03-20

HardisLife explain this shit you nukecel

1  TheHeroReditDeserves 2019-03-20

You know the bait is low tier when even the single digit IQ denizens of AITA read it and go “ I’m not sure this is real”

1  rnjbond 2019-03-20

Any other posts calling this woman any nasty names outside of "asshole" will be met with permabans.

It's "Am I the asshole" not "Am I a cunt, bitch, or whore?" If y'all won't be civil, y'all are gone.

Edit: I hate locking threads, but it's four days later and this thread still needs heavy moderation. : (

Imagine posting this

1  Party_Independence 2019-03-20

Lol oly shit that's bad