Sociopathic young girl gaslights a boy going through chemo into thinking he can play sports with her and then proceeds to immediately make a fool of him in broad daylight

161  2019-03-20 by MasterLawlz

72 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-03-20

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1  ManBearFridge 2019-03-20

AVOID 👏🏿 THE 👏🏿 FOID 👏🏿

1  MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-20

Based and pizzshilled

1  FoidBlaster 2019-03-20

I second this notion.

1  BlessThisBussy 2019-03-20

Great flair tbh

1  ManBearFridge 2019-03-20

Wut flair?

1  White_Dudeness 2019-03-20

She meant great flair material.

1  SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-03-20

>Women

Not even once

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-20

Well, except for being born. Every person posting here literally exploded forth from a musky, bleeding gussy. Explains a lot, really.

1  xlhat 2019-03-20

Haha I was a Caesarean baby.

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-20

Oh fuck. I forgot about that. I was too!

Imagine unironically coming out of that thing as the first thing you do. Before you even breathe. Couldn’t be me.

1  xlhat 2019-03-20

Exactly we posses effortless superiority just by virtue of this fact.

Gussy, not even once.

1  -6x- 2019-03-20

I was a Caesarean baby !

Haha virgin! True Chads touch mom's gussy with their peepees on the way out.

1  xlhat 2019-03-20

And broke their arms before doing that ?

1  TheLordHighExecu 2019-03-20

Congrats, you can kill Macbeth

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-20

I think it was because like, he believed only McChad could kill him. Or something.

1  xlhat 2019-03-20

😎👊👊. Uppity sod.

1  donkeypunchtrump 2019-03-20

not mine..my son was cut out of me like a warrior.

1  NoCharacter0 2019-03-20

FOIDS

1  Always_Shy 2019-03-20

foid Nothing more can be expected

1  GunOfSod 2019-03-20

This is what happens when you're not a schroeder-chad.

1  MasterLawlz 2019-03-20

Charlie eventually gets the little red-haired girl and Lucy is stuck forever pining for the love of a pianist who doesn't even acknowledge her

1  ManBearFridge 2019-03-20

She always has peperment patty as a fall back.

1  recriminology 2019-03-20

Lucy was definitely all about that pianist

1  MG87 2019-03-20

All while Marcy and what's her name scissored away

1  XhotwheelsloverX 2019-03-20

Based Schroeder has a foid visibly lusting after him and he doesn't give a fuck.

1  IfHeDiesHeDies-Drago 2019-03-20

Is that what gaslighting means?

I don't think that's what gaslighting means.

1  MasterLawlz 2019-03-20

I would say it fits. Every time this happens, Lucy manages to successfully convince him that he's paranoid for thinking she'll do the same thing she's done a million times.

1  IfHeDiesHeDies-Drago 2019-03-20

Im not sure what it means, but if that's the meaning then it's pretty cool.

Sounds like some Naruto shit.

1  ManBearFridge 2019-03-20

It basically means to confuse someone so you can take advantage of them.

1  fentanyl_peyotl 2019-03-20

I wouldn't say it fits. She doesn't question his sanity or anything, he's just dumb enough to think a contract written by a twelve year old means anything. Lying isn't gaslighting.

Gaslighting would be like if she tried to convince him that she'd never pulled that trick before.

1  MasterLawlz 2019-03-20

Gaslighting would be like if she tried to convince him that she'd never pulled that trick before.

Doesn't she basically do that?

1  fentanyl_peyotl 2019-03-20

In this specific case she doesn't, she just says "I totally won't do it this time, look at this contract I signed. Oh, oops, looks like you didn't check to see if the contract is actually legal."

Maybe there's a time in the comic strip she does, but here she's just lying.

1  -Kite-Man- 2019-03-20

...she is also his psychiatrist though...

1  fentanyl_peyotl 2019-03-20

Oof, true.

1  ip_127_0_0_1 2019-03-20

Speaking from traumatic experience here, lawlz?

1  Penis_Retard 2019-03-20

Check it, Penis Retard here.

This shit was so boring I didn't even finish reading the title

1  jaredschaffer27 2019-03-20

I hate this gaslighting thing that everyone talks about. I mean, isn't excessive and unjust accusation of gaslighting itself a form of gaslighting?

1  mcslibbin 2019-03-20

You know it isn't gaslighting?

You're gay.

1  jaredschaffer27 2019-03-20

Don't gaslight my lived experiences please.

1  KingWayneX 2019-03-20

G O T E M

1  MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-20

mfw Lawlz turns against foids

1  NoCharacter0 2019-03-20

What the hell is that thing next to him? A beaver? A skunk?

1  MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-20

That's Max you asshole

1  NoCharacter0 2019-03-20

What the fuck is a max

1  MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-20

Out, Out, OUT;

1  umar4812 2019-03-20

Max who? Or is he known in real life as Max MasterLawlz?

1  MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-20

Brush up on your Lawlz lore pls

1  umar4812 2019-03-20

Where can I learn? I know he's Max but that's it.

1  ExtremeMaduroFan 2019-03-20

Sid from ice age

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-20

He meant next to Sid. The furry dog on the left.

1  Xtensioncordz 2019-03-20

Dog, there's a high res picture someone will undoubtably PM you. Lawlz bans everyone who posts it for some reason.

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-20

Because this one is more in tune with his aesthetic.

1  umar4812 2019-03-20

It's a scruffy dog.

1  bareballzthebitch 2019-03-20

This the perfect analogy for most of my relationships

1  boyoyoyoyong 2019-03-20

This is why the 19th amendment was a mistake. Also I'm unironically glad lawz is a mod, he breaks up the monotony of the 1001 meme murderer thread

1  Woolgun 2019-03-20

You're misreading the cartoon, it's clearly an anarchist critique of our society which shows that no matter how safe you think you are, no institution, no piece of paper can ever prevent you from falling on your back, literally or figuratively, if some cheeky little shit decides to fuck you over, which is why we have to tear it all down.

Powerful message.

1  THOT-AUDITOR 2019-03-20

based and blackpilled

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-20

Good grief

1  agenderphobe 2019-03-20

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1  redmako101 2019-03-20

Is this loss?

1  Al_ButteredToast 2019-03-20

🐼🐼🐼

1  MrGoodieMob 2019-03-20

It really is time for mayocide

1  miranda865 2019-03-20

😴😴😴

1  jewdanksdad 2019-03-20

😴😴😴

1  umar4812 2019-03-20

to see me land flat on my back and kill myself

Nice

1  Pepperglue 2019-03-20

Should have just kept the bag on his head.

1  RueysSoulDiegosFight 2019-03-20

I learned to read because of Charlie. I loved Charlie! And he never gets to kick the fucking football. Someone bring Schulz back from the dead, and make him draw Charlie kicking the goddamn football.

1  hallowed-rick 2019-03-20

Good post lawlz

1  -Kite-Man- 2019-03-20

Hell yeah. Glad someone's finally acknowledging my plight.

1  OniTan 2019-03-20

Holy shit! Is that kid still alive?

1  TurbulentSpace 2019-03-20

AWALT