jesus fuck, you people. I've now unsubscribed, which is a shame, because a lot of greentexts are genuinely funny, but this alt-right underbelly is just unbearable.
If our society had no social problems at all, the leftists would have to INVENT problems in order to provide themselves with an excuse for making a fuss.
Yes because that's the only way they can justify fumbling the ball at the 1 yard line to a dementia riddled monkey
What's funny to me is that they never connect the fact that "women are criticized more than men for stupid shit" with the obvious "then we shouldn't be running women" conclusion.
At least in 1916 men and women had style. Man I wish I could walk in public with a suit and tie and not have people assume I’m going to an interview or something.
Yeah, most of the jokes about her were about her being a robot planted by aliens or something. At least that was my theory. Also the cringeworthy stuff she did was pretty much a nail in the coffin.
See that was a great line, but she marketed herself as this serious politician as opposed to Trump who embraced ridiculousness. If she had stuck to a more easy going persona without the cringy stuff she tried to do, to appeal to young voters, she might have had a better chance.
Not if you surround it with a bunch of other cringy lines. See, if you spam it enough you can go from cringy to endearing, especially if you're old. In isolation though, it's just cringy.
Now that there are several women and men running, every single article or take you read about the 2020 primary must be read with this double standard in mind because it is coloring the entire premise of the primary as it’s delivered to us.
"But we definitely didn't campaign on 'REEE only sexists wouldn't vote for us', only a sexist would think that."
Also, what double standard? Female candidates can't be seen eating ice cream?
Oh, I was hoping this was the guy running her twitter account so I could mock him for the "Happy birthday to this future president" tweet, fuck that was hilariously dumb
Yes Hillary -hot-sauce-dab-on-em-Pokémon-go-to-the-polz- Clinton did nothing that remotely made her look like an out of touch retard.
This fucking loser lost to billionaire bad oranje man who wants to golf, fuck retired pornstars and shitpost all day. Guy should be stacking boxes for the rest of his life.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-21
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1 xlhat 2019-03-21
He makes it sound as if 2016 was 1916 or something.
Do these people actually WANT the world to regress to that ?
1 BeersOverQueers 2019-03-21
Yes, so they can be the victim class
1 xlhat 2019-03-21
Too true.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-21
-Uncle Ted
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-21
How was one man so based and redpilled?
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-21
The secret is living in a shack out in the woods
1 HeresCyonnah 2019-03-21
Not in a van down by the river?
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-21
Vans = petroleum = industry = pipe bombs in the mail
1 KingWayneX 2019-03-21
Stop trying to radicalize me!!!!
1 xlhat 2019-03-21
Good God, was this man proto redpilled ?
1 KingWayneX 2019-03-21
Progressives completely took over the government for about 40 years, so yeah?
1 Shalabadoo 2019-03-21
Yes because that's the only way they can justify fumbling the ball at the 1 yard line to a dementia riddled monkey
What's funny to me is that they never connect the fact that "women are criticized more than men for stupid shit" with the obvious "then we shouldn't be running women" conclusion.
1 xlhat 2019-03-21
Why take ownership when you can blame the patriarchy 😎 ?
1 BoldBaby 2019-03-21
At least in 1916 men and women had style. Man I wish I could walk in public with a suit and tie and not have people assume I’m going to an interview or something.
1 ParticularDrummer 2019-03-21
tips fedora
1 Redactor0 2019-03-21
Maybe that dumb bitch lost because her campaign was run by delusional retards who were too afraid of her doing anything human, like eating ice cream.
1 Byroms 2019-03-21
Yeah, most of the jokes about her were about her being a robot planted by aliens or something. At least that was my theory. Also the cringeworthy stuff she did was pretty much a nail in the coffin.
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-03-21
Pokemon GO to the polls!
1 Byroms 2019-03-21
See that was a great line, but she marketed herself as this serious politician as opposed to Trump who embraced ridiculousness. If she had stuck to a more easy going persona without the cringy stuff she tried to do, to appeal to young voters, she might have had a better chance.
1 wumbo17412 2019-03-21
no matter which way you look at it it's a terrible line
1 Byroms 2019-03-21
Not if you like bad puns.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-03-21
Not if you surround it with a bunch of other cringy lines. See, if you spam it enough you can go from cringy to endearing, especially if you're old. In isolation though, it's just cringy.
1 grep_var_log 2019-03-21
And she coughed up that loogie into a glass
1 umar4812 2019-03-21
Oh no
1 2938_throwd 2019-03-21
Big as an egg I tell ya!
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-03-21
I mean, those photos of beto are pretty gross
1 pepperouchau 2019-03-21
This is what happened when she tried tho
1 2938_throwd 2019-03-21
Oh wow, how embarrassing.
1 Dramatictuna 2019-03-21
I'm with her➡️
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-21
yes HRC didnt have those photos because america is sexist and not because beto is a retarded bufoon.
1 xlhat 2019-03-21
That fellow rubs me the wrong way.
1 Psyman2 2019-03-21
Join the #YangGang
1 WreckingYourHome 2019-03-21
Here's the difference:
Robert O'Rourke's PR: generic pandering post
Some people: lol, what a stupid generic pandering post
Robert O'Rourke's PR:
Hillary Clinton's PR: generic pandering post
Some people: lol, what a stupid generic pandering post
Hillary Clinton's PR: REEEE MISOGYNY
Some people: REEEEE
Hillary Clinton's PR: REEEEEEE
Some people: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hillary Clinton's PR: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 KingWayneX 2019-03-21
R. Francis ORourke
1 opi 2019-03-21
How unaware one has to be to openly admit you were at the drivers seat that pokemon go to the pools right into a park, killing serval people.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-03-21
Not the servals!
1 Shalabadoo 2019-03-21
just chillin in ceder rapids
tell me how you feel about your student debt in 3 emojis or less
1 opi 2019-03-21
That "3 emoji or less" tweet just makes your skin craw.
1 Prysorra2 2019-03-21
You caracal me up.
1 MtheDowner 2019-03-21
"But we definitely didn't campaign on 'REEE only sexists wouldn't vote for us', only a sexist would think that."
Also, what double standard? Female candidates can't be seen eating ice cream?
1 skidmarklicker 2019-03-21
I hate to say it but the Bussy kind of has a point.
1 Chapocel 2019-03-21
No he doesn't. He's a shrill bitch.
1 Verlieren_ist_Unser 2019-03-21
Care to enlighten the retarded plebs what valid point that might be?
1 skidmarklicker 2019-03-21
Could you imagine any female candidate making a post of them chomping on ice cream like that?
1 Verlieren_ist_Unser 2019-03-21
You obviously didn't read the twitter thread...
1 skidmarklicker 2019-03-21
Can you link to where those were posted to her social media?
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-21
https://twitter.com/AngelJawed/status/1108366070761562118
1 skidmarklicker 2019-03-21
That doesn't look like Hillary Clinton's account.
1 Alpha100f 2019-03-21
Oh yes, oh yes, everyone just HAPPENED to be there.
1 KingWayneX 2019-03-21
found the sexist
1 UmmahSultan 2019-03-21
What, specifically, would be the consequences of a female candidate posting themselves eating ice cream?
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-03-21
imagine if she was POTUS. with Trump at least you can tell he's genuinely retarded, but Hillary Clinton is fucking creepy dude
1 SNCommand 2019-03-21
Oh, I was hoping this was the guy running her twitter account so I could mock him for the "Happy birthday to this future president" tweet, fuck that was hilariously dumb
1 Vladith 2019-03-21
That tweet is technically not wrong. She could still win an election and shock us all
1 1029384756-mk2 2019-03-21
It would have been sexist to show a picture of hillary eating ice cream...?
No shit she lost, her PR campaign was run by literal retards.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-03-21
yeah he looks like a guy thatd run hillarys instagram
1 Charlie--Dont--Surf 2019-03-21
Ice cream for breakfast? What a fucking degenerate.
1 Chukril 2019-03-21
Yes Hillary -hot-sauce-dab-on-em-Pokémon-go-to-the-polz- Clinton did nothing that remotely made her look like an out of touch retard.
This fucking loser lost to billionaire bad oranje man who wants to golf, fuck retired pornstars and shitpost all day. Guy should be stacking boxes for the rest of his life.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-03-21
Don't hate on the queen for just chillin' in Cedar Rapids! 😠 😠 😠 😠
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-21
How about "Donald Trump, Pepe the frog, and white supremacists: an explainer" on her fucking website where she memesplained the spooky frog?
1 Nebor 2019-03-21
Beto likes Culvers and milkshakes and Whataburger?! Jeepers, fellow kids, isn't the kind of relatable hombre that we want in the white house?
1 watermark08 2019-03-21
God Beto O'Rourke is boring af
1 Snowayne2 2019-03-21
Huh, didn't she do an epic Chillary Clinton 😎 snap with a coffee or something?
That said, the problem here is that the guy isn't getting shamed for these retarded photos.
1 BenaGD 2019-03-21
That burger looks nice 😋
1 Alpha100f 2019-03-21
There are people who actually buy the whole "eating like a common pleb" PR-stunt?
1 CousinMabel 2019-03-21
The reasons for Hilary losing just keep getting more outrageous as time goes on. One of dramacoins best investors for sure.
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-03-21
This nerd can go fuck himself. He and his consultant class dipshit colleagues are the reason Trump won