Reminder to all of the maple tards and europoors: this sub is an American territory according to international law.

716 2019-03-21 by IDFSHILL

This sub is full of maple tards and commies from Europe mouthing off. You aren't allowed to be critical of the US, that's a right reserved to American citizens, free people, unlike yourselves.

You'd do well to learn your place.

301 comments

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1 xxx_trojanwormdotexe 2019-03-21

USA!

1 TreLoon 2019-03-21

Gaming is a communist act

1 KEEP_URSELF_SAFE 2019-03-21

USA! USA! #USA!

1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-03-21

BOO! SA

1 trappysaruh 2019-03-21

USA! USA!

USA!

1 idio3 2019-03-21

I like this image of American military equipment better ;)

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-03-21

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

1 Hoony_Boy 2019-03-21

🦅

1 Curbside_dental 2019-03-21

My guns have guns so that when one gun is too hot I can shoot the other.

Britbongs be like: oi you got a loisence for that slingshot.

1 MarioBuzo 2019-03-21

I lived in a CIA torture camp in Poland, am I an honorary Burger? Can I partake for the grace of Allah?

1 TreLoon 2019-03-21

Eat and drink of the McDonald's of friendship, brotherman

1 cympaxil 2019-03-21

USA!

1 Stoicpeace 2019-03-21

China's coming for wh*toid.

1 XakeMarte 2019-03-21

😴😴😴

1 Wegwerfkontobelegt 2019-03-21

How fitting that it's running on Chinese money

1 life_is_painful_3 2019-03-21

Shut the fuck up Pizzatard ! America sucks !

I say this from Africa

https://i.redd.it/4m3kfmxu73k21.png

1 epiquinnz 2019-03-21

I can't wait for you to come liberate the shit out of us.

1 Nebor 2019-03-21

Nationalism and drama, my two great loves, together at last.

The next step is to nationalize bussy production to ensure equitable distribution.

1 _YUROKON_ 2019-03-21

USA!
USA!

USA!

1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-21

USA!

1 whenweriiide 2019-03-21

One of those B2 stealth bombers did a flyover the first Michigan football game I went to as a student. Shit was so cash. It's too bad it didn't release a payload and erase my wretched existence.

1 BlessThisBussy 2019-03-21

Nah 😎

1 -I-II-II-IL- 2019-03-21

USA!

1 Stopwatch064 2019-03-21

USA!

USA! USA!

1 Ed_BotteredToast 2019-03-21

kys

1 ArchAngelofSloths 2019-03-21

USA!

1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-21

Fuck mayo burgers

1 TurbulentSpace 2019-03-21

this but unironically

1 xKillerDreag 2019-03-21

Good morning I hate women and Amerifats

1 LadyVetinari 2019-03-21

OUT

1 skyrimporn64 2019-03-21

USA!

USA! USA!

1 GIANT_BLEEDING_ANUS 2019-03-21

Can I fit in if I increase my caloric intake twofold?

1 EzzOmen 2019-03-21

fucking burger boys

1 high_side 2019-03-21

Goddamn that picture makes me hard.

1 EzzOmen 2019-03-21

i for one, welcome our burger-land overlords.

1 Onii-chan_dai-suki 2019-03-21

Lmao, burgers here thinking they still are a country when mexicans have been the controlling force in north america or several years now 😂😂😂

1 Methmo 2019-03-21

mfw europoors start talking shit again

1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-03-21

It's the equivalent of how your mom says she brought you into this world and she can take you back out.

1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-03-21

You’re the country equivalent of That Guy from the group projects at school who would turn up to the group in the last week and then spend the next few months stealing all the credit

1 manbra 2019-03-21

Without lend lease y'all would be speaking German right now.

1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-03-21

As would you sweaty

1 citoxe4321 2019-03-21

look at this nerd getting mad

1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-21

Let me know in your professional opinion when the USA should have intervened full force:

Germany starts violating re-armament provisions of Versailles, nobody does anything

Germany has dozens of divisions of troops ready

Britain sees trouble on the horizon, trains approximately 4 soldiers

Germany takes Austria, nobody does anything

Germany takes Sudetenland, nobody does anything

Britain (now with 7 troops) makes promise to Poland

Hitler signs Molotov-Ribbentrop

Hitler invades Poland

Hitler takes Poland, lol sorry bout the bluff Poland, we can't help

Britain loses one troop to injury, now has 6 troops, but promises to get more real soon

Winter happens, Britain and France prepare for war

May happens, Netherlands and Belgium are taken in 2 weeks

Britain invades.......Iceland

Britain cries because half its troops got gotted on their day in the sand and they needed dinghies and hipster kayaks to get the other half back home

France is taken in 6 weeks because they didn't want to make fortifications in the woods because French people are genetically inferior

Norway is taken by Nazis, Britain surrounded by sexy blonde haired Aryan men

German planes bomb helpless Brits all goddamn year, imagine having to blow out candles at night so your home doesn't get smoked by a fucking Kraut

Hitler invades Soviet Union because fighting a two front war when your only western enemies are stuck on their Idaho-sized island is easy

Americans take pity on retard Euros who were outmaneuvered by gay Austrian painter and start Lend-Lease

Japs bomb Pearl Harbor, awaken the fat and fentanyl-addled sleeping giant

1942 is stupid, Brits can't do anything, Hitler can't defeat drunken Soviet peasants with airsoft guns

America Time!

1943 happens, alright I guess America will send some troops to North Africa because Brits maintaining a colonial empire when your home island is under siege is 👍👍👍

American troops without any battle preparation help kick the Nazzys out of Africa

Invasion of Italy, Italians so full of cannoli and Down's they retreat. Somehow Britain couldn't win the Special Olympics on its own

Invasion of France in 1944. America commits 400k of its men to die on European and Asian soil

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1 sweetyellowknees 2019-03-21

This is the most retarded timeline of ww2 I have ever seen.

1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-21

1946, the Jews sign the final surrender to the Americans, granting America its coveted Jersualem embassy

1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-21

1947, the last Japanese soldiers on various Pacific islands accept that their empire is no more. In their agony, they draw half-naked small children with gigantic eyes, label them 1200 year old vampires and beat off furiously. An American GI named Walt Disney brings some of these drawings home. Anime is born

1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-21

1948, Adolf Hitler is resting comfortably in his villa just outside Buenos Aires. An American nurse on missionary work meets him, falls deeply in love with his piercing eyes and silver tongue. Her name is Susan "Gram Gram" Schaffer and she carries her baby back to Boise, Idaho.

1 TreLoon 2019-03-21

L O R E

1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-03-21

It's actually the other way around, Walt Disney is responsible for creating anime, time is even more fucked than you think.

1 Methmo 2019-03-21

Britain invades.......Iceland

Taking an island of Hitler's idealised Aryans hostage sounds like a good plan for things going south.

Certainly beat the fat tea-drinking cigarcel's delusional amphibious assault plans that he came up with, before Americans forced him to go along with a D-Day plan that wasn't Gallipoli 2.0.

1 AllahSyriaBashar 2019-03-21

mfw they mouth off while we enrich their "culture" with FREEDOM and GOD GIVEN HUMAN RIGHTS

1 shadowbannedlol 2019-03-21

FREEDOM AIN'T FREE

1 sammy404 2019-03-21

What movie is this from?

1 chanceofchance 2019-03-21

It literally says in the title retard

1 Xzow 2019-03-21

The western front was an afterschool playdate so the western kiddies don't get bored while the adults in the east are sorting things out.

1 Methmo 2019-03-21

Without lend lease yawl would be speaking German right now.

1 salami_inferno 2019-03-21

And without the Russians the Germans would have won. What's your point?

1 Methmo 2019-03-21

And without US support of Israel, the Palestinians would have defeated it and moved onto bombing Europe right now.

1 salami_inferno 2019-03-21

Not my fault the Israelis are pussies.

1 OsseousAnnulment 2019-03-21

Pacific theater was no joke.

1 Xzow 2019-03-21

japs know no fear

1 Methmo 2019-03-21

Europeans don't think losing 400k is enough to be recognised as a participant in a war.

Real Continent of Peace.

1 ShitTornadoToOz 2019-03-21

Haha they're absolutely SEETHING all over this thread. This is exactly why we threw their crooked teeth, powdered wig wearing asses out of our country to begin with. USA baby! 🦅🦅🦅

1 sweetyellowknees 2019-03-21

This thread is full of burgers taking turns taking it up the arse while upvoting each other and going "usa usa haha the euros are so mad 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸"

1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-21

Hope they don't hurt themselves i heard ambulance rides are expensive

1 MadMaxMercer 2019-03-21

I do say, what the devil is health insurance?

When you get stabbed by your local gps weilding paki you can bleed out with smug satisfaction knowing at least your tax dollars are hard at work policing the internet for mean memes.

1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-21

I rather that then being forced to kill myself because of soul crashing debt

1 Methmo 2019-03-21

Stay mad eurocel

Thought you were all kings of the world until Uncle Sam came along and told you to stop genociding everyone.

1 sweetyellowknees 2019-03-21

Lol, you are just european expats.

1 Methmo 2019-03-21

Only the mayos.

1 sweetyellowknees 2019-03-21

My bad, I thought you were claiming to be american.

1 Methmo 2019-03-21

Eurocel gets nervous and attempts to de-escalate the situation before he wets his pants.

Probably wise. We have so many shootybois in Europe we wouldn't even need to invade.

1 sweetyellowknees 2019-03-21

the low IQ from what I can only assume comes from eating like a pig confuses the "american" poc so that he doesnt realise Im inplying that unless you are mayo you arent an american.

1 Methmo 2019-03-21

Eurocel thinking he can still dictate who is a citizen of our country

So jealous of our success that you forget we broke away centuries ago.

1 sweetyellowknees 2019-03-21

Keep yourself safe buddy

1 aslak123 2019-03-21

At this point in the war the war was already won.

1 Bran-a-don 2019-03-21

Give me Drama, or give me death!

1 Waylon_Swellings 2019-03-21

oy vey

1 LimonKopf 2019-03-21

USA!

1 Vladith 2019-03-21

What if I'm American but I'm also a commie and enjoy maple products

1 Xzow 2019-03-21

что?

1 Think_Once 2019-03-21

I was born in the US (and thus have US citizenship) but was then kidnapped to Canada when I was a young child. Can I be critical of the US?

1 watermark08 2019-03-21

No one's gonna shy shit regardless so why not

1 WariosCock 2019-03-21

America = gay lmao

1 TreLoon 2019-03-21

And that's a good thing

1 Vegan_dogfucker 2019-03-21

More aircraft carrier in this picture than the worlds next 5 largest navies combined. Stop. I can only get so erect.

1 Ashleychud 2019-03-21

The chinks are going to sink those with their new cruise missiles.

1 detroitvelvetslim 2019-03-21

Chinese general pushes the button

Control center catches on fire

Command Building made with 5% real cement crumbles

Escalator used for evacuation swallows entire staff whole

Missile is actually made from melamine

1 istural 2019-03-21

China’s economy implodes due to their demographic issues.

1 MadMaxMercer 2019-03-21

Its almost like you dont think we couldnt use a big fuckin gun and shoot that shit down.

1 Swuftyyy 2019-03-21

Americans "free" hahaha r/comedy

1 fsdgfhk 2019-03-21

The Burgerese are empirically, objectively the least free nation in the world FACT

1 ReddneckwithaD 2019-03-21

I've been saying it for months, issue a mandatory flair for anyone caught leaf/yuropoor posting

Same for commie posting too pls

1 Woolgun 2019-03-21

That B2 is pretty sexy

1 Cmusa24 2019-03-21

B21 releases next yr

1 Woolgun 2019-03-21

Didn't even know they were developing a new one, B2 was super expensive so I though US would not fund any more stealth bombers.

1 keeeeshawn 2019-03-21

They only fund them because they are more expensive. It’s about flexing on the poor countries that can’t afford clean water, let alone billion dollar stealth jets.

1 Woolgun 2019-03-21

I don't know about this, if some tiny dicked mayo army generals and leaders wanted to flex on others, why did they make a stealth bomber instead of covering it in blue, red and white with eagles on top? 🤔

1 sammy404 2019-03-21

Can't believe how far our country has fallen. We used to be better 😪😪😪.

1 bott04 2019-03-21

Instead of being worth its weight in gold the B21 is worth its weight in diamonds. Go USA from a Maple Tard neighbour who loves American military hardware. This absolutely unironically.

1 keeeeshawn 2019-03-21

Diamonds are a girls best friend

1 wazzupnerds 2019-03-21

USA!

1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-21

🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

1 Badroc 2019-03-21

Day of the rake when?

1 automatic_cluck 2019-03-21

1 PilotSnippy 2019-03-21

Fuckin snow mexicans

1 Trojaxian 2019-03-21

^ This but unironically

1 totally_not_ac3 2019-03-21

Pizza stop. I can only get so erect.

1 Dogcheese- 2019-03-21

USA!

1 give_me_my_keys 2019-03-21

English only USA

1 Baking-Soda 2019-03-21

But... burgers...

1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-03-21

Median wage in the UK is £28,667 or $37,474

Median wage in Burgerland is $31,099

Maximum C O P E from the poor burgers by calling us poor

1 Thatlookedlikeithurt 2019-03-21

We let Canadians on the internet? Why? I'm just taken aback, who in the world would think it's a good idea to let Canadians be on the internet?

1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-21

Imagine spending all your money on planes and ships and not education or healthcare and still losing to rice farmers with funny hats and goat farmers with soviet weapons from the sixties.

1 morbidru 2019-03-21

this but unironically

1 ShitTornadoToOz 2019-03-21

Imagine your only contributions to the planet in the past 100 years being Mary Poppins and the Spice Girls lol

1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-21

lol says the guy typing on a computer on the internet. That is that amazing American education system on display.

1 ShitTornadoToOz 2019-03-21

You didn't invent computers or the Internet lol

1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-21

Tim Berners-Lee invented the world wide net and Charles Babbage is considered the father of the computer while Alan Turing invented the modern computer. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Berners-Lee https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Babbage https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Turing Don't worry about being retarded, it's not your fault you are just a result of a terrible education system. Maybe spend some money on books instead of oxycotin and cheeseburgers. https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2017/02/15/u-s-students-internationally-math-science/

1 Methmo 2019-03-21

Imagine being such a nerd that you know this stuff.

We get to play with cool shit like guns while Jarl nerds be wasting your lives reading books about dweebs inventing stuff.

1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-21

Touche. Though I am obviously retarded as well if I am posting here. And going out to a desert and drinking whiskey while shooting big guns at abandoned cars does look pretty fun.

1 ShitTornadoToOz 2019-03-21

We're all tards here so you're among friends. Plus who wouldn't wanna go out in the desert like Sarah Conner with Duke Nukem's arsenal strapped to their back?

1 YHofSuburbia 2019-03-21

O Canada! Our home and native land!

True patriot love in all of us command,

Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,

Il sait porter la croix!

Ton histoire est une épopée

Des plus brillants exploits,

God keep our land glorious and free!

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-21

You have some serious balls.

1 YHofSuburbia 2019-03-21

It is us Leafs who will be doing the raking soon, Amerifat

1 Kat_B0T 2019-03-21

What did he say?

USA USA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

1 EasySchmitty 2019-03-21

in all of us command

OH NONONONO LOOK AT THE NEW LYRIC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

1 ardasyenden 2019-03-21

USA

U S A

1 NeitherGood 2019-03-21

There's no gold behind your federal reserve you fucking idiot.

1 ardasyenden 2019-03-21

and yet everyone still accepts our cash because gold is for fags

1 NeitherGood 2019-03-21

imperialist swine.

1 ardasyenden 2019-03-21

hey, as long as it works

1 N0ahface 2019-03-21

Because we know that the rest of you are too beta to ever stop excepting it

1 NeitherGood 2019-03-21

Why would I accept your money when I don't even accept my own son.

1 FaberIce 2019-03-21

freedom of speech

Like so many european countries. Really shows how fucking ignorant some Americans can be.

1 ardasyenden 2019-03-21

you’re a bit too late to the seething party, matey

1 FaberIce 2019-03-21

That’s an easy way of ending the discussion.

The point still stands, USA isn’t the only country that has free speech.

1 FaberIce 2019-03-21

I knew you wouldn’t reply any further.

That’s because your thick skull can’t comprehend being wrong and admitting mistakes, instead you choose to answer with nonsense replies that don’t have anything to do with the discussion.

1 Caedendi 2019-03-21

Hahaha, love this, especially the pic. Freedom!

Btw im european

1 fernguts 2019-03-21

Amerifags won't be laughing in a few years, when China has more aircraft carriers than them.

1 notcyberpope 2019-03-21

In the eyes of the American law, you are all equally protected retards. You dont deserve it but you get it anyway.

1 pepperouchau 2019-03-21

Imagine acknowledging that other countries exist

1 CG28 2019-03-21

Imagine wanting to claim this pit of faggotry

1 give_me_my_keys 2019-03-21

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1 Kiru-Kokujin41 2019-03-21

cope

1 4channelhackerman 2019-03-21

kys

1 asthmatic-apple 2019-03-21

Why even make this

1 ChuckyIves 2019-03-21

Lol

1 Ikea_Man 2019-03-21

o7 o7 o7

1 finesserphd 2019-03-21

this post was made by america gang yee yee

1 ElonMuskarr 2019-03-21

look dude, literally the only thing about USA that makes your existence as a nation acceptable is the fact that you pump out so many trannies. honestly if any other nation was able to produce & export trannies as much as you did I'd nuke your pathetic excuse of a country myself.

1 muffler_kek 2019-03-21

USA!

1 lucajones88 2019-03-21

Most of the world is part of the UK anyway, you don’t even have your own language fam 😘😘😘

1 swild89 2019-03-21

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 Sorry for bothering, just here for the drama.

1 FreshHotDogWater 2019-03-21

USA!

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1 PorschephileGT3 2019-03-21

I have no idea how you did this but I would like to thank you for saving us from the Krauts. Daddy.

1 Ikea_Man 2019-03-21

Goddamn good work Patriot

1 FreshHotDogWater 2019-03-21

MRW I see all the "USA! USA! USA!" comments in this thread.

1 Renmul 2019-03-21

can’t tell if this entire thread is a /s or not, feel free to r/whoosh me

1 keeeeshawn 2019-03-21

You’re banned

1 Kellere31 2019-03-21

Stop the organs that make your body work.

1 Slithice_ 2019-03-21

👇LOCK IT DOWN 👇 😂

1 TreLoon 2019-03-21

4595 to go.

1 Lava_Cake 2019-03-21

being retarded enough to need an /s

1 LadyVetinari 2019-03-21

What even are you

1 Sugardog666 2019-03-21

Based and freedom pilled

1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-03-21

This, but unironically

1 Synthetica9 2019-03-21

Wtf I love fascism now

1 keeeeshawn 2019-03-21

What kind of commie would post this ironically?

1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-03-21

I just assumed responsibility changed with the time of day.

Everything’s much more upscale here before the yanks either get out of bed or get home from their shift at whatever hellish fast food place they work at.

1 Red_of_Head 2019-03-21

Australians watching europoors and yankcels

1 suitablebenis 2019-03-21

DAY OF THE RAKE NOW!

1 Raminelwolf 2019-03-21

Zimbabwe!

1 Red_of_Head 2019-03-21

mfw forgotten again

1 PM_ME_UR_LUCID_DREAM 2019-03-21

You guys have mutually beneficial trade agreements with INDIA, right? We won't be gifted American Democracy & Freedom™ in the case of aforesaid mouthing off, I'm assuming.

1 Greatpointbut 2019-03-21

🇷🇺🤖👍

1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-21

Based Pizza

1 QinEmperor 2019-03-21

^England!

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland!

1 dooba_dooba 2019-03-21

And did those feet in ancient time, Walk upon Englands mountains green: And was the holy Lamb of God, On Englands pleasant pastures seen!

And did the Countenance Divine, Shine forth upon our clouded hills? And was Jerusalem builded here, Among these dark Satanic Mills?

Bring me my Bow of burning gold; Bring me my Arrows of desire: Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold! Bring me my Chariot of fire!

I will not cease from Mental Fight, Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand: Till we have built Jerusalem, In Englands green & pleasant Land.

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1 Trojaxian 2019-03-21

'Murica

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-03-21

USA is just simply the Chad of all countries (excluding Chad of course).

1 error404brain 2019-03-21

>be american

>Get shot.

1 Strictlybutters 2019-03-21

>be any other country

>live in irrelevance

1 signedint 2019-03-21

Imagine identifying with your country.

1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-21

be any other country

not being known as internationally retarded

1 MadMaxMercer 2019-03-21

USA!

USA!

USA!

1 MadMaxMercer 2019-03-21

USA!

1 channing__tatum 2019-03-21

ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE

1 le_epic_xd 2019-03-21

Does that mean I have to bring my own needle and spoon?

1 le_epic_xd 2019-03-21

Boring and diabetuspilled

1 Peragus 2019-03-21

imagine unironically being e*ropean 😂

USA! USA! USA!

1 normie_girl 2019-03-21

I wish I was American and white :( :( :(

1 lolbitchcalmdown 2019-03-21

Everyone does

1 REDDIT_IN_MOTION 2019-03-21

You seem angry, would you like some legal weed?

1 Crowbar-12 2019-03-21

USA!

1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-21

Cope

1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-03-21

Being they need so many licenses over there we really should develop our own license program for them to post

1 Skyyward_ 2019-03-21

Why is this sub basically 4chan

1 Strictlybutters 2019-03-21

https://i.imgur.com/NOkLkqS.jpg

1 Scramble187 2019-03-21

USA!

1 Tagesausbruch 2019-03-21

Death to AmeriKKKa

1 Trajan_ 2019-03-21

USA!

1 Prysorra2 2019-03-21

Blink twice if Daddy got to you.

1 Yonsley 2019-03-21

God, bless America!

1 Momruepari 2019-03-21

USA

1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-03-21

glorious sun intensifies

1 Carl_Schmitt 2019-03-21

The holocaust never happened.

First Amendment, bitches! o7

Now you're going to jail for participating on this website, lol.

1 Benmjt 2019-03-21

Silence Americunt scum.

1 FedoraWearingNegus 2019-03-21

USA!

1 King_Drumpf 2019-03-21

As dumb as the Burgerstanis are, at least they dont call the police over mean Facebook posts like the Euros.

1 kabutoredde 2019-03-21

Based and fentanylpilled

1 ConfidentHollow 2019-03-21

God damn I love being American

1 Wild_Hunt 2019-03-21

Fucking burgers

1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-03-21

maple tards

kinda lame, just call us fucking leafs, it has enough negative connotation to it.

1 LaughAtLeftists 2019-03-21

fucking leafs maple tards

The proper nomenclature is 'syrup niggers'

1 trappysaruh 2019-03-21

maple basted

1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2019-03-21

🍕 sends his fucking regards to poorcels

1 xthek 2019-03-21

Why is IDFShill not a mod?

1 ComedicSans 2019-03-21

Because we only accept ironically retarded mods.

1 trappysaruh 2019-03-21

oh fuc

1 -DeadHead- 2019-03-21

Lol, good joke. /r/drama is so good at doing ironic statements.

1 trappysaruh 2019-03-21

y dont u ironically suck my cock lmao

1 EarlCampbellsMeat 2019-03-21

Lol at all the poor unicitizens here. Bunch of bums that don't have options.

1 trilateral1 2019-03-21

USA LA CABEZA

1 JustLions 2019-03-21

Oh no, it turns out that I've been a refugee all along.

😢🍁

1 BenaGD 2019-03-21

*gets shot

1 rubber_inbox 2019-03-21

/u/IDFSHILL if you're going to agendapost, at least post ^[bg]ussy$ first.

1 Chin_Up_Chick 2019-03-21

God bless 🇱🇷❤️

1 GunOfSod 2019-03-21

I had an altercation with an American yesterday who was hosing his barbecue grill off on a public walkway.

Fat fuck ran away and got his wife to talk to me.

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1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2019-03-21

USA is a third world country pretending to be a first world country.

Facts are on my side.

Prove me wrong. You can’t.

1 exsapient 2019-03-21

AFellowCanadianGuy is the most soy bean ass reddit username

1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2019-03-21

Wow good one!! 😂😂😂😂

1 TreLoon 2019-03-21

Starbucks > Timmy's

1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2019-03-21

Anything’s better than timmies

1 TreLoon 2019-03-21

Way to sell out your core beliefs 😔

1 Ikea_Man 2019-03-21

Fag

1 awayhow 2019-03-21

USB!

1 GGorgi00 2019-03-21

USA!

another school shooting

USA! no money to go to the doctor

USA!

in crippling college debt

1 TreLoon 2019-03-21

UK!

*put your mandatory TV loicense bill in the mail, head outside, gang raped by Muslims on the way to a bit of cheeky Nando's*

UK!

*start carrying a knoife, jailed for 13 years because you didn't get a loicense*

UK!

*get out, teach your dog to make the cross when you hold up bacon, post a video of it on twatter, arrested again by your local Sharia Squad, deported in exchange for Shamima Begum*

Who wouldn't be proud to be a Britbongistani 🇬🇧😊

1 ComedicSans 2019-03-21

/u/IDFSHILL was banned for this post until he learns his place.

1 redditstok 2019-03-21

The mods on this sub are such faggots

1 ComedicSans 2019-03-21

You're in /r/drama, you're gay by association.

1 SJCards 2019-03-21

Hahah he caught the big gay haha

1 le_epic_xd 2019-03-21

That's a given, gaymer

1 ForlornGrace 2019-03-21

Based

1 automatic_cluck 2019-03-21

Based and kiwipilled

1 ImayGoByRen 2019-03-21

Y'all don't behave!!1!1!

1 ComedicSans 2019-03-21

Y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all

Americans were a mistake

1 BriefSquirt 2019-03-21

Problematic

1 Methmo 2019-03-21

yikes, folx

1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-03-21

I’m relieved to see that your government hasn’t banned /r/Drama.

1 here_for_news1 2019-03-21

Mass graves aren't a place?

1 ComedicSans 2019-03-21

Not one worth noting.

1 TheGoldenWhale1995 2019-03-21

A bunch of discount Nazis making threats from the safety of their mountain dew stained sofas caked in Cheetoh dust.

Oh, I am soooooooooooo scared!

1 lol_te_gusto 2019-03-21

Propaganda for the military complex

1 TreLoon 2019-03-21

Drama complex > military industrial complex

1 Hoony_Boy 2019-03-21

USA!

1 Dbug113 2019-03-21

I'm not sure if I should take this post seriously, or if you're just stirring the pot for drama...

1 trappysaruh 2019-03-21

smh

1 Dbug113 2019-03-21

im actually confused, help...

1 kanga_lover 2019-03-21

take a deep breath, clear the mind, and shitpost like your life depends upon it.

because it does.

1 Dbug113 2019-03-21

A C T I V A T E M A X I M U M S H I T P O S T M O D E

1 caliberoverreaching 2019-03-21

We've had our differences in the past shill, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.

1 Ravensthrowit 2019-03-21

The hippies took my reasonably priced healthcare, but the government will never take away my inalienable rights 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

1 RobosaurusRex2000 2019-03-21

The portion of the country retarded enough to be proud of being American and the portion of humans retarded enough to be r/drama users overlap

Hmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

1 TreLoon 2019-03-21

Who WOULDN'T be proud to be American? 🤔

1 Ferocetis 2019-03-21

Ah, the new promo for Hot Shots! arrived.

1 TalsarWasHere 2019-03-21

Should do one of these daily and see if we can contain all the burger cope in one place

1 boahshit 2019-03-21

Hey fuck you pal

1 zero237 2019-03-21

All that weaponry and still haven't won a war in ages.

1 TTTTTTTTT8 2019-03-21

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

OI OI OI

1 watermark08 2019-03-21

Death to Israel

Death to America

1 Chaotic_Narwhal 2019-03-21

What if I’m a maple tard that looks at America the way neckbeards look at Japan?

1 TreLoon 2019-03-21

You have to admit that Starbucks is better than Timmy's and we'll let you in with open arms 🤗

1 Chaotic_Narwhal 2019-03-21

Really? Tim Hortons is the hill you’re forcing me to die on? Starbucks is trash and I’d rather bow to an old hag of a queen across an ocean than say otherwise.

1 TreLoon 2019-03-21

I'm sorry, but if this doesn't make your eyes bulge out in the shape of hearts like in Looney Tunes you're aren't a real Murican at heart.

1 Chaotic_Narwhal 2019-03-21

A dressed up timmies iced cap is just better than that in every way

1 GalaxyBejdyk 2019-03-21

Come and make us, you kurwa!

1 donkeypunchtrump 2019-03-21

maple tards sound delicious!

1 DonnyBravoKingofEire 2019-03-21

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1 shallowm 2019-03-21

>mobileposting

1 DonnyBravoKingofEire 2019-03-21

This is 3 weeks ago autist. Sorry I don't take my tower wherever I go.

1 ChuckyIves 2019-03-21

Honestly, IMO Europe is gay as fuck

1 LadyVetinari 2019-03-21

Dont even flatter them like that

1 StezzerLolz 2019-03-21

fuk off seppo

1 TechnicalTechnician5 2019-03-21

Seething eurotrash everywhere

1 peekvid 2019-03-21

imagine being intimidated by a scaled down jpeg on a internet forum

😴😴😴

1 muck4doo 2019-03-21

OMG! I love pizzashill now!

1 THRWWAY2AVOIDRAGE 2019-03-21

You don't even need to say it. America is the best place to live of those options by a large margin. What is why when you see something actually happen in NZ or Canada they always instantly look here.

THey want this big fat American dick, but they are too worried about looking gay to admit that they look to us in times of tragedy cause they want out big dick comfort.

1 Ikea_Man 2019-03-21

I don't know what this thread is, but I like it

USA USA USA

1 alllowercaseTEEOHOH 2019-03-21

Aw really? Lemme go cry into my free health care.

1 Dolphinfella 2019-03-21

Wait is this post fr or is it satire?

1 finesserphd 2019-03-21

Goddamn leafs and their smugposting

1 betazoom78 2019-03-21

中国万岁.

1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-03-21

as a leaf 1. I respect your laws and 2. There’s zero difference between burgers and leafs, we’re simply lagging one election cycle

cannot fucking WAIT to see what we get to replace ~~Obama~~ Trudeau