Theory of radical centrism.

76  2019-03-21 by wfwfwfqwfqwef

For much time I have been seeing the word radical centrist talked about by this subreddit. The a is, what is the separation between a centrist and a radical centrist?

After much analyses and thought, I have come up with a simple working explanation.

Your normal centrist is, to put it bluntly, a cuckold. He mindlessly parrots the lies told to him by the media; to him, all is well. He decries the tribal tendencies of modern politics, but falls victim to the same by uncritically supporting the status quo.

In basing his political opinions off of what non-centrists think, he gains all the pitfalls of those non-centrist views while attaining none of their firebrand appeal. He is motivated solely by owning the cons/libs, and is thus influenced by them.

The radical centrist, meanwhile, is a free thinker. He takes the good views from both the right and the left while ignoring the retarded ideas they harbor.

Unlike the moderate centrist, who bases his political ideology off of what others think, the radical centrist complete disregards the opinions of the masses. Rather than falling prey to it, the radical centrist categorically rejects tribalism.

The radical centrist is an iconoclast. His ideology is composed of radical views people have been brainwashed by tribalism into thinking cannot coexist. He is the distillation of the good ideas of both sides.

Radical centrists do not have uniform political views, conflicting in what exactly they think either side gets right. They are instead unified by their rejection of politics as football teams.

75 comments

1  sokolovey 2019-03-21

tl;dr

1  IllegalSpaceBeaner 2019-03-21

Too long not gonna read tbh

1  Slithice_ 2019-03-21

Imagine being able to read.

1  Sarge_Ward 2019-03-21

Moderate Centrist = unepic

Radical Centrist = epic

1  caringaboutpolitics 2019-03-21

This is the true radical centrist take for all threads.

1  6PoundsSoft 2019-03-21

Quite based and very centrepilled

1  rsrfy 2019-03-21

centrepilled

centre

Please see this thread then cease and desist.

1  6PoundsSoft 2019-03-21

Very nice language you're speaking burger.

A thank you is expected.

1  rsrfy 2019-03-21

Muh ancestors already thanked you in the 1700s

1  6PoundsSoft 2019-03-21

We sent our regards back in Washington in 1812.

Do we continue this dick measuring contest?

1  Alicesnakebae 2019-03-21

Burgers when will they learn

1  rsrfy 2019-03-21

dick measuring

This isn't hog territory, chapo. Post bussy or queue up to get your commenting loicense.

1  6PoundsSoft 2019-03-21

I'll have you know that chapos are the lowest form of life to be found.

You'll find my loicence in my bussy m9, feel free to have a dig.

1  _Suprememe_ 2019-03-21

chapos are the lowest form of life to be found

Not as long as /r/MensLib exists.

1  Intensely_Accurate 2019-03-21

Tfw a europoor thinks he could win a dick measuring contest with the world's most powerful army, largest navy, and first and second largest air forces.

1  EasySchmitty 2019-03-21

Blimey this burgah thinks ‘e can compete with ah bangaz!

1  wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-21

Do you type it centerist? No?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-21

Boring and diabetuspilled

1  rsrfy 2019-03-21

https://i.imgur.com/659NLQI.png

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-21

Nice cope

1  rsrfy 2019-03-21

https://i.imgur.com/f1fBnZb.png

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-21

epoc eciN

1  rsrfy 2019-03-21

ƃ u ᴉ ɥ ʇ ǝ ǝ s

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-21

Ebin

1  rsrfy 2019-03-21

Why are we fighting platy-bro?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-21

We're fighting?

1  rsrfy 2019-03-21

Posting "cope" for a joke wasn't OK.

I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that posting "cope" for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and centrism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love bussy and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find a reply of "nice cope" for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-21

Ebin

1  THOT-AUDITOR 2019-03-21

Europoors OUT OUT OUT!!!

1  ElonMuskarr 2019-03-21

my football team is radical centrism

1  BussySundae 2019-03-21

Mods are fags

1  give_me_my_keys 2019-03-21

Circa 2007

1  rsrfy 2019-03-21

As a radical centrist, I simultaneously like this post for its content, and hate it for its length.

To paraphrase one of our own (RIP):

look im gunna have 2 ask u 2 keep ur giant dumps in the toilet not in my replysr/Drama stickies 😷😷😷

1  NMJ87 2019-03-21

MEHHHHHHH

1  Diddu_Sumfin 2019-03-21

As a radical centrist, I hate the theory of radical centrism.

1  wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-21

radical centrist

You're a CA mod, you aren't centrist, radical or otherwise.

1  Diddu_Sumfin 2019-03-21

The C actually stands for centrist. Checkmate.

1  wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-21

Centre American.

You're just proving my point. Inland-cels simply lack the iq to be centrists.

1  Curbside_dental 2019-03-21

I thought it stood for California. Til.

1  give_me_my_keys 2019-03-21

I hate the "both sides" people, but they're right.

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-03-21

Wrong. Radical centrism isnt about picking the best policies from either side, its picking the most radical positions from each side. For example, a moderate centrist would be against genocide against anyone. A radical centrist would be in favor of 6 million dead nazis and jews. A radical centrist would be against abortion but in favor of killing babies. A radical centrist would be against sjws but in favor of sharia law. A radical centrist would be in favor of strict immigration laws but also in favor or replacing mayos with beautiful POC.

1  wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-21

This is an obvious joke, but you need to remove all the references to killing. Admin rules regarding violenceposting. The rubber band is on and soon we're going to end up like a neutered goat.

1  JeanPeuplu 2019-03-21

soon we're going to end up like a neutered goat.

Wait, I thought we were already?

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-03-21

Ok I changed it, no killing references.

1  Xzow 2019-03-21

The overton window is constantly pushed left so wanting neutral/centrist things like NO AFFIRMATIVE ACTION is now considered nazism.

1  wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-21

agendaposting.

1  channing__tatum 2019-03-21

Irony is at the heart of every Radical Centrist. It's more important than freedom, liberty and the pursuit of happiness

1  Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-21

This but unironically

1  jamesangleton 2019-03-21

Op, you long winded bladder bag. You could make having sex sound boring.

1  wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-21

As a volcel, I lack the firsthand experience necessary to do so.

1  jamesangleton 2019-03-21

Inshallah it stays that way.

1  wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-21

Don't worry, I know not to fall into the clutches of the foid.

1  MarioBuzo 2019-03-21

Your normal centrist is, to put it bluntly, a cuckold.

Oh shit, should I ask my wife back?

1  Hydronair 2019-03-21

I just like it because I can enjoy all drama

1  YHofSuburbia 2019-03-21

There's actually zero difference between a centrist and a radical centrist. You imbecile. You fucking moron.

1  fsdgfhk 2019-03-21

Radical centrists wear sunglasses and hawaiian shirts.

1  Fataleo 2019-03-21

A radical centrist does not exist and that's a good thing.

1  Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-21

Are radical centrists the übermensch?

1  Ragingbull93 2019-03-21

Wrong and gay. A true radical centrist is skeptical of tribalism, but also the sees the benefits of belonging to a homogenous group. In addition, the smart centrist sees the danger of falling for groupthink, but respects the power of the mob to make changes.

1  ElonMuskarr 2019-03-21

honestly this is too long just post cum dude

1  DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-03-21

What is the official radical centrist stance on cannibalism?

1  preserved_fish 2019-03-21

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Of_Cannibals

1  DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-03-21

he uses cultural relativism

Sweet, the power to justify anything.

1  preserved_fish 2019-03-21

Maybe read some Montaigne. Very different than what you think you're attacking.

1  DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-03-21

What's his best work?

1  preserved_fish 2019-03-21

There's only the one. His Essays.

1  DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-03-21

Thanks.

1  Tytos_Lannister 2019-03-21

implying you are so high and mighty that are above tribalism

the absolute state of "wannabe edgy but actually lame ans pretentious" dramacels

1  Gryzblyxx 2019-03-21

Radical centrism is the willingness to take radical action over absolutely nothing

1  error404brain 2019-03-21

The radical centrist, meanwhile, is a free thinker. He takes the good views from both the right and the left while ignoring the retarded ideas they harbor.

Being this wrong about radical centrism.

Radical centrism is about mindless tribalism of all sides at the same times. A true radical centrist is both fash and commie scum at the same exact time.

1  accreditedEditor 2019-03-21

I think we should perfect fascism be we attempt a communist utopia.

1  HorsePiss420 2019-03-21

No, a true radical centrist will maintain neutrality of literally everything. Everything. He does not agree nor disagree with any idea. He is the Taoist ideal of "no mind".

1  HansCool 2019-03-21

How euphoric of you

1  MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-21

RIP

Oh no what happened? 😰😰😰

1  ChuckyIves 2019-03-21

The problem with this is that your trying to make it an ideology. The point of the zeitgeist is replacing dogma with pragmaticism.