Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
See that's why you need funding, so you can afford to pay a personal assistant that's gonna google somewhat better but still shitty GIFs for you and run other errands.
Guess what, sugartits? Your first assignment is finding us some wealthy clients donors to the cause. You can keep 30% plus whatever the gentleman tips, the rest is being kept safe for you and for your protection. Wear that cute little number I like and I'll introduce you to some people.
i only really care about talking to saruh, who is cool and fun to talk to, as most of you guys are unironic cuckservatives / hiding behind irony while in reality actually serious posting, much like /pol/
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1 gifv-bot 2019-03-21
GIFV link
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-21
Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
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I am a bot. (Info / Contact)
1 R4_F 2019-03-21
sentient
1 Ferocetis 2019-03-21
A great movement marching towards nothing at all.
1 gilmore606 2019-03-21
It's about the journey, not the destination.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
Stupid sexy centrism
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
For anyone actually interested
1 Osterion 2019-03-21
Obviously written by an angry mayo
1 sokolovey 2019-03-21
excuse me
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
Economic liberalism, not American political liberalism
1 Quietus42 2019-03-21
Markets, fuck yeah.
1 Ferocetis 2019-03-21
"Actually."
1 Wegwerfkontobelegt 2019-03-21
>Radical centrism
>German Green party
YIKES
1 trappysaruh 2019-03-21
based as all hecken
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-03-21
seeing the mods sticky their own shitposts is like walking in on your roommate masturbating to a pictures of themselves
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
DON'T YOU DARE LOOK AWAY UNTIL FINISH
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-03-21
Can I at least join?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
NO TALKING
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-03-21
I'm not hearing a no...
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
APPARENTLY NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL TALKING
Mood ruined by motormouth over here
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-03-21
π
1 TheChinchilla914 2019-03-21
Ok you fucking Zoidberg
1 channing__tatum 2019-03-21
You know you're supposed to go up and down, not side to side? you're not whisking eggs, you're making sausage
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
Different strokes for different folks
1 deceIIerator 2019-03-21
Mayos nowadays
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
Pick one
1 trappysaruh 2019-03-21
if ur not attracted to urself then why should any1 else be, cmv
1 rnjbond 2019-03-21
Powermods suck everywhere
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-21
Jannies
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
https://i.imgur.com/H78Ugoy.gif
1 MasterLawlz 2019-03-21
Haha I know right what losers
1 PrimeIntellect 2019-03-21
*parents
1 seenten 2019-03-21
Reported for kinkshaming
1 Xzow 2019-03-21
Narcissism is extremely confident and sexy
1 Woolgun 2019-03-21
Radical Centrism desperately needs funding because this is some 2003 WordArt shit
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
I stand by my lazy image searching, philistine
1 Woolgun 2019-03-21
See that's why you need funding, so you can afford to pay a personal assistant that's gonna google somewhat better but still shitty GIFs for you and run other errands.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
You're hired
1 Woolgun 2019-03-21
Wow, not so fast. How much am I gonna get paid and are sexual advances part of the job?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
Guess what, sugartits? Your first assignment is finding us some wealthy
clientsdonors to the cause. You can keep 30% plus whatever the gentleman tips, the rest is being kept safe for you and for your protection. Wear that cute little number I like and I'll introduce you to some people.1 Woolgun 2019-03-21
Sounds great but I really just wanted to know if you'll spread my bussy wide open. If yes, I can start next monday.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
Yeah sure thing, sweetcheeks.
1 Woolgun 2019-03-21
πππ
1 Cbohdgodigdgidig 2019-03-21
https://i.imgur.com/nWtcWKT.gif
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-21
based and redpilled
1 rsrfy 2019-03-21
mfw this is unironically a good definition
1 dramasexual 2019-03-21
wow THIS
1 dat-assuka 2019-03-21
https://i.imgur.com/9Y6K8oN.png
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
You've been terrified of posting in drama on your main for forever. This was the post that finally brought you in?
1 dat-assuka 2019-03-21
i'm /u/trappysaruh's bestfriend now
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
A D D H I M T O T H E S A F E R B O T L I S T
1 dat-assuka 2019-03-21
i am already permanently banned from liberal subreddits like /r/fuckthealtright and /r/negareddit
literally do not care about being banned from lib / enlightened centrist spaces by butthurt power moderators who do it for zero compensation
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
cb2 will smell the drama on your breath
1 dat-assuka 2019-03-21
i only really care about talking to saruh, who is cool and fun to talk to, as most of you guys are unironic cuckservatives / hiding behind irony while in reality actually serious posting, much like /pol/
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
https://i.imgur.com/nWtcWKT.gif
1 dat-assuka 2019-03-21
cope
1 trappysaruh 2019-03-21
like sharks with blood π
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-21
She only keeps you to make herself look better
1 dat-assuka 2019-03-21
cope
1 Kat_B0T 2019-03-21
A true radical centrist doesnβt comment on radical centrism.
1 le_epic_xd 2019-03-21
Based and center-aligned
1 BoldBaby 2019-03-21
What was this created with, Microsoft PowerPoint 2003?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
It sprouted fully formed from my forehead
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-03-21
Just like that character from Percy Jackson
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-03-21
Like Athena?
1 high_side 2019-03-21
K
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
κ
1 high_side 2019-03-21
Dude you plugged your keyboard in backward.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
Kthanx
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-03-21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AEMiz6rcxc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihilism
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
Nihilists are just heartbroken idealists
1 HugeBicepsMan 2019-03-21
Homosexuals, are GAY.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
wtf is r/wormfanfic?
1 HugeBicepsMan 2019-03-21
What kind of a homo looks through my post history to judge my tastes in the literary arts?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
I ASK THE QUESTIONS
1 AStartlingStatement 2019-03-21
1 SJCards 2019-03-21
Profound.
1 BussySundae 2019-03-21
/u/annoysthegoys
Thank you for the sticky that we actually legit needed.
1 MarioBuzo 2019-03-21
Alhamdulillah.
1 Quietus42 2019-03-21
I stickied this comment just to annoy the guy with the top comment complaining about mod stickies π
1 elksandturkeys 2019-03-21
Mods that sticky deserve the guillotine
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21
https://i.imgur.com/8yoBr4I.gif
1 Legal_Adviser 2019-03-21
Oh...you mean abusing authority?
1 Onii-chan_dai-suki 2019-03-21
COPE
1 Onii-chan_dai-suki 2019-03-21
COPE
1 Quietus42 2019-03-21
Hahaha yeah.
1 PureGold07 2019-03-21
Mods once again, proving that they're useless.
1 a_few 2019-03-21
Tbh i expected more from a Jew budget
1 Legal_Adviser 2019-03-21
RADICAL CENTRISM: "I'm not bothering you, why are you bothering me?"