You have no right to smugpost about “capeshit” or “spaceshit” if you’ve ever used a Warhammer 40K metaphor

42  2019-03-22 by Can_The_SRDine

1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.

2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?

5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

— Matthew 7:1-5

The Marvel Cinematic Universe might be brainless, but going to see popular blockbusters in-cinema doesn’t even approach handpainted tabletop miniatures in terms of mockability.

25 comments

1  BiologyIsAFactor 2019-03-22

Would you say Feminists are more like the Tyranid, the Orks, or the worst parts of the Imperium?

1  Can_The_SRDine 2019-03-22

None of the above. They’re the Sackville Bagginses. Grating busybodies, but ultimately not dangerous in their own right.

1  Wimzer 2019-03-22

Not dangerous but definitely thieves.

1  DeathBahamutXXX 2019-03-22

The new version of the Tau where everyone has a specific place (caste) and they keep order through mind control.

1  BiologyIsAFactor 2019-03-22

More so than the Orks though? The Tau spread their "Greater Good" but is there much infighting like you see amongst feminists, with the biggest (victim) eventually becoming a beacon that causes other warring identities tribes to join forces on a WAAAGH!? With tools that only work because they think they do, and fall apart upon inspection by other factions?

1  Curbside_dental 2019-03-22

I was initially interested in the warhammer stuff. I thought it was cool how detailed some people could paint the little figures. Little did I know.

Then I started working with this dude who was serious about his warhammer. Fucking christ the books, the 50+$ books. So many books.

1  thebwink 2019-03-22

Sounds like heresy to me

1  carthoris26 2019-03-22

Saint Pizzashill, circa 40,000 A.D.

1  Redactor0 2019-03-22

I've been in the same room as Warhammer figures a few times and that's enough to be embarrassing in itself.

1  shaneoffline 2019-03-22

I've heard the Orks collective imagination changes reality and I think that's hilarious

1  running_out_of_alts 2019-03-22

Warhammer is for true losers. It's authentic and requires genuine autism to appreciate. Capeshit is for basic bitches, normies and brainlets.

1  DuomGey 2019-03-22

Warhammercels rise up

1  LeftHookGary 2019-03-22

Warhammer is satire.

1  Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-03-22

You might want to tell the GW writers that.

1  EasySchmitty 2019-03-22

Are Orcs just an interpretation of real life Scousers?

1  CruisinChetSteele 2019-03-22

Daily reminder that The Bible was written by literal Jews

1  cheers_grills 2019-03-22

Christians are just (((Jews))) who believe in fanfiction.

1  awayhow 2019-03-22

Religion provides the OG capeshit. 🧠🔫

1  snallygaster 2019-03-22

Unironically one of the best passages from the NT but I gotta disagree, at least the people painting miniatures are doing something skilled and using their imagination. Capeshit enthusiasm mostly = sitting on your ass and watching movies or reading cartoons, not much active participation involved

1  AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-03-22

Thank you for posting this passage friend, it is insightful to practical Christian life

1  Tecacotl 2019-03-22

If you have any interests in life other than browsing r/drama you're a worthless brainlet.

1  -Kite-Man- 2019-03-22

How does Battletech/Mechwarrior fit into this?

1  Velxon 2019-03-22

Battletech fans are like the comic book nerds to 40k's capeshit fans

1  -Kite-Man- 2019-03-22

I'm comfortable with this comparison.

1  THECHEF47 2019-03-22

Never have I seen a fanbase revel in such stale, unfunny memes before.