Ur image url is my password now

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Well put, couldn’t have said it better myself.

"Internalized misogynist" and "prude" are the new slurs for women with standards and boundaries. Don't let newspeak fool you. ;)

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Border collies are objectively superior to pitbulls.

This is bad and I have literally no expectations from you.

neither did his parents apparently

probably that's why all your stickies are garbage

this is probably the most based thing lawlz has ever stickied

Why do 13% of dog breeds commit 55% of dog murders?

It's better with the picture

I didn't even know that was a thing.

The picture is misleading. Pit bulls make up about 1/5 of attacks, depending on your source. But they make up over 50% of dog fatalities, because they don't half-ass anything.

because they don't half-ass anything.

so more like the kiwi butcher?

Kiwi Kekistani

Shitbulls gonna shit. It's just like how you're more likely to shoot yourself with a gun in your house, don't be surprised when your chances of Mr pibbles tearing through your face goes up.

To be fair there's no threat of your pit bull eating your face if you lock it in a closet for a few days either.

There is if it chews its way out.

Better hope you didn’t use drywall in your closet.

This is just bad. And it's not even "so bad it's good" tier of garbage, just bland and boring while being shit.

👏DO👏BETTER👏Y'ALL👏

You're responsible for way more than 2/3 of shitty stickies here though. When can we put you down?

Would you like a hug?

how bout you hug this cock with your mouth haha that would make you a faggot ahha nerd

Username checks out

Mmm, thanks, I needed my daily dose of Reddit cancer today, and that was premium grade.

Vro that reply is k8nda r/cringe 😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕

ah, the classic reddit dongaroo twist xD

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Lmao. Even /u/masterlawlz's supporters bully him.

Wait he has supporters?

Good for her the nursing home gets pretty boring

What kind of terrier is that, for real? Yorkshire? Give it an extra treat for me.

Does he talk?

Both breeds are known to be vocal when they want to be.

Who would do such a thing to a Pomeranian?

Is this a depressionpost or just acknowledging the truth?

pretty sure ya can

My favorite argument shit mommies make is ",well black people are also violent animals!"

Wait people actually say that? 👏👏👏😂😂😂

"Despite making up only 13% of the population..."

"...gamers account for 50% of the nation's school shootings."

I kid, I kid. The real number is much, MUCH higher.

"100% of all rapists have breathed oxygen."

Are you saying killing is like breathing to gamers?

So controversial, yet so true!

Can confirm. I am a cold blooded killer, trained in the art of warfare and close quarters combat through countless hours spent in murder/rape simulators. I am a force to be reckoned with. I am a gamer.

Yeah of course over 13% of Americans game

Gamers, rise up!

the MDE influence on this sub grows larger every day

if you think scary dog should be banned you're an authoritarian faggot

what is this post and every other seriousposting pitbull post on here imply

thats how the law works yeah

You are actually retarded

That’s why you gotta Pit n Run. It’s to bash the fash, or something.

equating lawlz to an MDEfugee

Ok this is epic 😎

>unironically calling lawlz an mdefugee NEWFAGS OUT OUT OUT

May your children be mauled by the Breed of Peace. Inshallah.

Dont downvote the lolcows

Baste and pitpilled

There are no statistics on dog breeds and fatal bites. Some guy who hates pits publishes some charts on the subject, he does not reveal his methodology or research data so for all we know he could be making it up.

How does it feel to be a liar?

Exactly. Just go to the National Canine Research Council website for objective FACTS.

But plz don’t ask about their funding, that is violence and never should have been made public.

Good copy pasta 😂😂😂

oy vey

go to the Wikipedia page for fatal dog attacks I'm the US and Ctrl + f for pit

All pit bulls and their owners should be sterilized. Prove me wrong

Despite only being 0.000000003% of the population, u/MasterLawlz is responsible for 100% of Lawlz stickies

Kill all dogs.

Despite being only 6.3% of the dog population, pit bulls commit roughly 2/3 of all fatal maulings.

You missed the "Shawn" part, which is important.

lawlz why do you never join our kino nights?

but but but but CHIHuahuas BITE more people then pitbulls!

That's because chihuahuas are little inbred freaks of nature with several health and behavior issues.

The manlets of the dog world, if you will.

if some ratfucking little chihuahuehue clamped down on me i would stomp that little dogletcel into oblivion

But that's based on innacurate media reports, not actual attacks.

This maymay very extreme

Mister lols no1 pin man

This maymay very extreme

Mister lols no1 pin man

Imagine having no concept of controlling for sampling bias

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After the paedophile apologia, I should have guessed you'd be on Team Pitbull.

brEeDist

Despite making up only 13 % of the dog population..

Or maybe Pitbulls are the dog of choice of wiggers who wanna seem tough and treat their dogs like shit their whole lives.

Pibble lovers claim that biased observers just call any pibble-like dog that fatally mauls a toddler a pibble, even if it's only part pibble or a completely different dog like a ridge-back.

Muzzies are responsible for 2/3 terrorist attacks.

Template?

I mean, it’s true, so…