Ok I just checked out that sub. It appears to be a den of snakes, trolls, and alt right Nazis. I saw several clear violations of Reddit law. We're are smarter than the average cookies, they had to know we'd be on to them. Sad.
imagine getting a law degree so that you can go on CNN 200 times talking shit about politics until you have enough followers to make it so the CEO of Nike will actually hear through the grapevine and get a chance to laugh about it when you get arrested for sperging at their law firm on the phone
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"Basta ya con eso!" -> "Stop that!" Or "Cut it out!"
First and foremost, your translations are incorrect. "Ya" in this context means "now" so the actual translation would be "Stop that now!" Or "Cut it out now!". Also Uruguayans, argentines and paraguayans say basta less, so they would say "Para con eso" to mean "stop that".
"El Drumpfo es malo y hace cosas malas! Basta!"
You don't need "El" at the beginning, that translates to "The Trump". "Basta" in this specific context does mean "Enough", If I wanted to say Stop I would say "Alto" but then again I would have worded the whole sentence different.
You, on the "Translations are incorrect" bit. I'm saying that in some regions people don't say it at all without the "ya", it sounds weird to them without it.
Weird. I know Mueller said there won't be any new indictments though. So is Mueller wrong about that? Is he actually indicting Jr. since he's guilty and all?
Explain to me in detail how a person that authored a memo a year in advance, a person that then sent said memo to Trump lawyers, and was then hired, is in any way a credible source of information on the Trump family.
Better yet, explain to me how lying to congress under oath is not perjury.
Why would Mueller let these criminals go free? He was supposed to be rolling up the Trump Crime Family!
Explain to me in detail how a person that authored a memo a year in advance, a person that then sent said memo to Trump lawyers, and was then hired, is in any way a credible source of information on the Trump family.
He's clearly not. This conspiracy goes all the way to the top.
Better yet, explain to me how lying to congress under oath is not perjury.
Much perjury. I really hope QAnon talks about this, because we aren't just paranoid-delusional conspiracy theorists who have been thoroughly lied to and propagandized for the last two years. The deep state is letting Trump off.
Why would Mueller let these criminals go free? He was supposed to be rolling up the Trump Crime Family!
Because mueller, alone with the rest of the government, has 0 credibility and never did. What's hard about this?
He's clearly not. This conspiracy goes all the way to the top.
This isn't answering my question.
Much perjury from the Trump Crime Family™. I really hope QAnon talks about this, because we aren't just paranoid-delusional conspiracy theorists who have been thoroughly lied to and propagandized for the last two years. The deep state is letting Trump off.
Explain to me how lying to congress under oath is not perjury, Jr irrefutably lied, multiple times.
Because mueller, along with the rest of the government, has 0 credibility and never did.
I know. The entire government is colluding with Russia. No wonder Trump isn't going to jail 😤
You're dodging it
What? I agreed with you. Barr is a Russian Putin bot too. It's unbelievable.
Explain to me how lying to congress under oath is not perjury
Oh it is. Jr. is a dirty Russian perjurer and it's all going to come out in Mueller's corrupt report that was authored by Putin himself. I can't wait until President AOC drains the swamp with VP Bernie.
I know. The entire government is colluding with Russia. No wonder Trump isn't going to jail 😤
Copy paste where I discussed Russia.
I know. The entire government is colluding with Russia. No wonder Trump isn't going to jail 😤
Copy paste where I've ever called anyone a Russian puppet.
Oh it is. Jr. is a dirty Russian perjurer and it's all going to come out in Mueller's corrupt report that was authored by Putin himself. I can't wait until President AOC drains the swamp with VP Bernie.
Copy paste where anyone claimed someone was working for Russia, Putin, or any of the above.
Exactly what I thought. In the future, when you try to strawman people and make stuff up, make sure you can't be called on it in 15 seconds and embarrassed like this.
Minimum security is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is to kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be alright.
Rikers Island is a jail bro. It's not a prison of any security level.
Also a large part of what jail you get sent to is dependent on the number of years your sentenced too. So Bernie Madoff is a medium security prison even though he has essentially no risk of being violent or fleeing.
one of my favorite throw away scenes is in the beginning where Michael bolton is jamming out in his car rapping, he sees a black street vendor come walking up... lowers the sound real low and stops rapping... then turns it back up and keeps jamming lol
The rapper here is Ghostface Killah. Who Kendrick Lamar briefly mentions on his 2015 masterpiece, To Pimp a Butterfly, holding him up as an example of a rapper that would have succeeded had anyone really given a shit.
Later, Cohen admitted that he and other Trump aides continued negotiations with powerful Russians about a potential real estate project in Moscow well into the 2016 presidential campaign.
Cohen had told Congress in 2017 that the talks ended in January 2016, but his subsequent admission meant that Trump's aides had a channel open with Russia even as Trump was becoming the GOP front-runner and was denying he had any ties to Russia.
The Mueller report does not exhonerate Trump you know? This is not proof of Trump's innocence. Nothing that Cohen said is specifically contradicted by the Mueller report. You evil monsters are lying about this, because all you want is a dictatorship and absolute power, and genocide.
Don’t you ever think “man, things sure would be easier if I didn’t spend the last 3 years being wrong about everything.” I mean you probably just KNEW Hillary would win. Then the Hollywood celebs convinced you faithless electors would change things. Then tax returns, a pee tape?, something about unfit for duty and so on... I forgot all the different fairytales that people ate up. All along though Mueller was coming, just wait. No way could you be wrong about this one, it was such a sure deal. Just trust Mueller we heard.
lol, Cohen got busted for crimes he committed while acting as Trump’s agent for a decade, tried defending Trump and then finally gave the goods when Trump dumped his ass and indicated no pardon forthcoming.
Was anything that he said wrong? Trump betrayed America. Cohen was loyal to America. That's all there is to this.
Of course you are fine with corruption, that is all that rightists believe in. Abusing the powers available to them in their own personal interest. Rightism and corruption is inseparable, because rightists are evil beyond words. Every one of them. Rightists are below animals. They must be purged completely.
If Michael Cohen had not turned on the world's most evil dictator, he would be in the position of Manafort right now. FYI the amount of money seized from Manafort by itself more than funds the entire Mueller investigation.
As a smug bong with the usual superiority complex watching Yankee-doodle-dicks arguer about whos more retarded has alleviated my need for internet pornography.
If there's any drama where the left is getting shit on, you can see watermark08 r(slur) posting. You can also notice him because his comment scores are usually so low that you have to click the + button to see what he said.
During the Kavanaugh brouhaha Avenatti went public with his client who said when she was in college she, on multiple occasions, would go back to high school parties where Kavanaugh and crew would organize gang rapes even though she never saw him doing the raping. Also despite being a legal adult and all of them being minors she never reported this at the time. Susan Collins cited this as one of the factors of her deciding to vote to confirm Kavanaugh
Also they finally did an interview with the lady that Avenatti was parading around and she came off as a total fucking lunatic. Like she was making up this story as the interview went on. It was hilariously awful.
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I remember this shit. So many people "HE HAS TO BE RIGHT BECAUSE HE WILL TOTES GET DISBARRED IF HE DOESNT HAVE AS STRONG EVIDENCE AS HE CLAIMS". As soon as it all came out as being bullshit, not a peep from these losers.
Edit: thanks for all the PM's 6 months later. I realize Avenatti is a moron for trying to extort Nike. Crazy how someone's opinion can change when new facts come to light! You should try it sometime.
Slur you, you slur-ing slur. Ill slur your mom so hard she wont be able to slur for a week. I swear to slur almighty that I will hunt you down and slur you like a slurring slur if you so much as look at my slur again. You seriously done slurred up this time you slurring slur slur.
You see, Avenatti is the epitome of “Alpha” male that Trump and supporters think they are. He’s right, they won’t attack him because they know he’s not weak. The difference though, is that Avenatti has ethics and morals behind him. Something Trump and his cronies think make them weak. Avenatti proves them wrong on the daily.
Check the other post above with the politics link talking about avenetti during the kavanaugh hearings. They are virtually sucking him off. It's ridiculous.
He’s not just a “rising star” in the legal world, he is a god damn supernova, and there aren’t many firms in this country that wouldn’t kill to have him as a partner.
Just a reminder that Avenatti is not some hack lawyer trying to get free publicity:
He earned his Doctor Of Jurisprudence degree from the prestigious law school at George Washington University, where he received many accolades and graduated first in his class.
He was such an exceptional student that the university literally named an award after him, the “Michael J. Avenatti Award For Excellence”.
He’s not just a “rising star” in the legal world, he is a god damn supernova, and there aren’t many firms in this country that wouldn’t kill to have him as a partner
Lawyers fuck over huge corporations all the time though. Like right now they're in the process of stealing billions from Bayer through bullshit claims that Roundup causes cancer. Or if you go farther back there's the fake-tiddies-cause-cancer scandal that cost billions. I bet this kind of extortion happens all the time and gets settled out of court so that we never hear about it.
Did it hurt Trump's? No. Probably will help him if anything. The trial is going to take years and if he wins they're going to punt like Mueller did because the law doesn't apply to the President.
"Minutes after the arrest, Donald Trump Jr. celebrated the announcement in a tweet that said: "Good news for my friend @MichaelAvenatti, if you plead fast enough, you might just get to share a cell with Michael Cohen!""
The last two years have been such a popcorn show I might vote for Trump just to see another 4 years of this juicy drama show. God, the day after the reelection would be worth it alone.
So far it's just seething and silent angst, give me Pizzagate level meltdowns with people storming pizza restraunts with pistols but having a breakdown when staff yell at them.
Yeah it was a truly tough decision for you to cast a second vote for Trump, I'm sure. Lemme guess, you are a white male and you spend six hours a day watching right wing, errr, "centrist" youtube videos about immigration and the end of western civilization? Truly you are a marvel to behold and an independent thinker among men.
HOLY SHIT, apparently Mark Geragos, attorney for Jussie Smollett (and also a prominent Democrat legal talking head) was Avenatti’s co-conspirator in the Nile extortion attempt.
Oh my good sweet God, this is the juiciest timeline. I feel like I’ve just had a rail of coke blown up my ass by a stripper.
So you’re telling me that the guy who represented the MILF pornstar Stormy Daniels in a case against the President of the United States is now charged with trying to threaten the world’s biggest sports brand Nike?
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-03-25
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1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-25
Life comes at you fast, LMAO
1 pm_me_vegs 2019-03-25
Imagine that there was a brief period where democrats thought he was a respectable man. ROFL!
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
It is really weird that you're imagining that tbh
1 TheChinchilla914 2019-03-25
Can you imagine the absolute COPE this tweet will generate?
1 dazivostri 2019-03-25
Jr's on Tucker tonight.
1 TheChinchilla914 2019-03-25
Things are getting spicier by the second
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-25
fucking rightoids are on a roll right now.
1 Sugreev2001 2019-03-25
Avenatti is such a dumbass. He wouldn't even be famous if he didn't speak out against Trump.
1 dazivostri 2019-03-25
Well that was the plan. Use Trump to raise his profile and Twitter clout. Then use that clout to extort whales like Nike.
1 HStark 2019-03-25
imagine getting a law degree so that you can go on CNN 200 times talking shit about politics until you have enough followers to make it so the CEO of Nike will actually hear through the grapevine and get a chance to laugh about it when you get arrested for sperging at their law firm on the phone
1 Albert_Borland 2019-03-25
I think I could imagine you doing that, since you're the current sperglord.
1 oTHEWHITERABBIT 2019-03-25
Trump effectively implied he intends to send Barr after his political enemies earlier today. Hour or so later, SDNY/CDCA hammers Avenatti.
Yikes... not the best timeline of events. Not a good look.
1 dazivostri 2019-03-25
The SDNY and the FBI started recording Avenatti 6 days ago when Nike contacted them.
So Nike, who has Kaepernack as a spokesman, is doing favors for Trump now?
Wewewewewew lads.
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
Welcome to liberalism
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1 Party_Independence 2019-03-25
Oh no an overpowered central executive will one day use the sword we made against us how could this happen /s
Leftcels cope
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
Those who live by the mantra "Woe to the vanquished" should know this is a two edged sword
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You will not always have power, power, which is the only thing that rightists care about, and worship like the golden calf
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We will have vengeance
1 Redactor0 2019-03-25
We got all the bad words taken away but we still don't have a bot to remove /s-posts?
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2019-03-25
YIKESYIKESYIKESYIKESYIKESYIKESYIJESEUIKEWDUKDESFJLIIDESJIKESJIKEYIKEEUKFESILNSSJYIKESUKKESUIKESJKKKS
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-25
Imagine white knighting for Avenatti 😂😂😂
1 Hypt1929 2019-03-25
I like theories that are only slightly retarded.
1 nomad1c 2019-03-25
YEEEEEEEEIKES
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-03-25
😬😬😬
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-03-25
Holy shit dude are you gonna watch live?!?!
1 dazivostri 2019-03-25
Me and all my nazi friends are having a viewing party. Then we're gonna head out and oppress some trannies.
1 TurbulentSpace 2019-03-25
based and redpilled.
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-03-25
Anyone under 50 watching Tucker is a complete nerd
1 dazivostri 2019-03-25
Well, we can't all watch Young Turks on Youtube like the rest of the big brain chads.
1 zenicaone 2019-03-25
young turds XOXOXOXOXOXO
1 _-ctrl-_ 2019-03-25
>if you can’t be a rightoid you must be a leftoid
Haven’t you ever heard of radical centrism buddy
1 Watermark03s_Daddy 2019-03-25
Well we can’t all watch Sargon of Akkad like you big brained classic liberal centrists
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
Chapotraphouse is the true centrism imo
1 Watermark03s_Daddy 2019-03-25
Shitofagapartment
1 JollyOllyMansFatDick 2019-03-25
The Krassenstein brothers are the true centrists
1 kermit_was_right 2019-03-25
That's just another rightoid.
1 zenicaone 2019-03-25
what if your grandpa is holding you under gun point and threatens to shoot if you look away?
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
I'm driving in a truck of spics right now to take your jobs
1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2019-03-25
1 micronenis 2019-03-25
what the fuck does #basta mean
1 jchon960 2019-03-25
Apparently it means "enough," in Italian. Avenatti used that hashtag during the Stormy Daniels scandal.
1 jositoxdxd 2019-03-25
It means that in spanish too
1 MG87 2019-03-25
para means stop
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-03-25
alto means stop
1 chefanubis 2019-03-25
They both meant stop depending on the context and region.
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-25
"Basta ya con eso!" -> "Stop that!" Or "Cut it out!"
But also
"El Drumpfo es malo y hace cosas malas! Basta!" -> "Trump is bad and he does bad things! Enough!"
1 chefanubis 2019-03-25
I'm a native speaker, shit depends:
First and foremost, your translations are incorrect. "Ya" in this context means "now" so the actual translation would be "Stop that now!" Or "Cut it out now!". Also Uruguayans, argentines and paraguayans say basta less, so they would say "Para con eso" to mean "stop that".
You don't need "El" at the beginning, that translates to "The Trump". "Basta" in this specific context does mean "Enough", If I wanted to say Stop I would say "Alto" but then again I would have worded the whole sentence different.
1 Rageaway17 2019-03-25
You're being nitpicky.
1 chefanubis 2019-03-25
I'm being nitpicky? You started this, I'm just following.
1 Rageaway17 2019-03-25
You, on the "Translations are incorrect" bit. I'm saying that in some regions people don't say it at all without the "ya", it sounds weird to them without it.
1 chefanubis 2019-03-25
Which regions?
1 Rageaway17 2019-03-25
Everywhere south of Madrid in Spain, and the Canary Islands--Same for Ecuador, I've never heard anyone say it without the "ya" there.
1 chefanubis 2019-03-25
Been there, It's not as common but its not rare either, They will understand you perfectly fine, its not "weird".
Visite o viví en casi todos los países hispanoparlantes que existen, en ninguno es raro.
1 Rageaway17 2019-03-25
Tal vez no sea raro, pero he vivido más que tres años entre los dos países. Casi nunca los oí decirlo sin incluir "ya".
Where you out there for work or for travel?
1 chefanubis 2019-03-25
Yo soy latino, nací en Venezuela, viajó a todos lados por trabajo pero también visite por placer, ahora vivo en Argentina.
1 C4H8N8O8 2019-03-25
Excuse me, the proper way to say orange man in spanish is "tiri ti trump trump trump"
https://youtu.be/M4x02TRlaqw?t=68
1 jositoxdxd 2019-03-25
Camaron is BASED
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-03-25
Get on Juarez level, man.
1 loli_esports 2019-03-25
No one cares about your dirty rip off italian
1 jositoxdxd 2019-03-25
maricón
1 Zac1245 2019-03-25
Based and basta pilled
1 grep_var_log 2019-03-25
It's basta for Avenatticels.
1 Barkasia 2019-03-25
Basta la Vista
1 Legion681 2019-03-25
Yes, that's what it means. If you say "Basta!" to someone it's basically saying to that person to knock it off, that's enough, etc etc
1 error404brain 2019-03-25
It means done, it's finished.
1 ason 2019-03-25
BASTA SATAN!!!
1 michaelisnotginger 2019-03-25
'enough already'
1 Osterion 2019-03-25
https://slate.com/technology/2018/05/michael-avenatti-stormy-daniels-lawyer-and-his-doomed-quest-to-make-the-basta-hashtag-happen.html
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-25
Trump JR has balls considering he's guilty of perjury.
1 I_Dream_of_Outremer 2019-03-25
Give it a rest you fuckin loser
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-25
No, because these people are criminals and need to be held accountable.
1 canipaybycheck 2019-03-25
But his meeting!
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-25
Yes, I'm a law and order libertarian. I believe people that break the law should be held accountable.
Do you not?
1 MexicanEmboar 2019-03-25
Fuck off you stupid cunt
1 LaughAtLeftists 2019-03-25
Oh, did it say that in Barr's summary? I must have missed it.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-25
Yeah, everyone knows a man hired to shield the Trump family from perjury and obstruction of justice charges is a credible source.
1 LaughAtLeftists 2019-03-25
Weird. I know Mueller said there won't be any new indictments though. So is Mueller wrong about that? Is he actually indicting Jr. since he's guilty and all?
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-25
Mueller left the charges up to the AG, an AG that literally authored a memo a year ago ruling out obstruction of justice:
https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/24/politics/barr-memo-mueller/index.html?no-st=1553515020
Explain to me in detail how a person that authored a memo a year in advance, a person that then sent said memo to Trump lawyers, and was then hired, is in any way a credible source of information on the Trump family.
Better yet, explain to me how lying to congress under oath is not perjury.
1 LaughAtLeftists 2019-03-25
Why would Mueller let these criminals go free? He was supposed to be rolling up the Trump Crime Family!
He's clearly not. This conspiracy goes all the way to the top.
Much perjury. I really hope QAnon talks about this, because we aren't just paranoid-delusional conspiracy theorists who have been thoroughly lied to and propagandized for the last two years. The deep state is letting Trump off.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-25
Because mueller, alone with the rest of the government, has 0 credibility and never did. What's hard about this?
This isn't answering my question.
Explain to me how lying to congress under oath is not perjury, Jr irrefutably lied, multiple times.
1 LaughAtLeftists 2019-03-25
I know. The entire government is colluding with Russia. No wonder Trump isn't going to jail 😤
What? I agreed with you. Barr is a Russian Putin bot too. It's unbelievable.
Oh it is. Jr. is a dirty Russian perjurer and it's all going to come out in Mueller's corrupt report that was authored by Putin himself. I can't wait until President AOC drains the swamp with VP Bernie.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-25
Copy paste where I discussed Russia.
Copy paste where I've ever called anyone a Russian puppet.
Copy paste where anyone claimed someone was working for Russia, Putin, or any of the above.
1 LaughAtLeftists 2019-03-25
We can all understand your dogwhistles, friend.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-25
Exactly what I thought. In the future, when you try to strawman people and make stuff up, make sure you can't be called on it in 15 seconds and embarrassed like this.
Take a seat.
1 LaughAtLeftists 2019-03-25
He DESTROYED me with FACTS and LOGIC
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-25
No, you managed to fit 3-4 strawman arguments in 1 comment so it was easy to prove you a moron.
1 LaughAtLeftists 2019-03-25
You sure showed me. I'm astounded by your bravery.
1 MexicanEmboar 2019-03-25
Why would Barr include something like that in his summary? He’s a shill
1 LaughAtLeftists 2019-03-25
Are you going to cry about it?
1 MexicanEmboar 2019-03-25
Didn’t you guys have Bill Clinton testify before the court cuz he got head?
The audacity of virgins like yourself
1 LaughAtLeftists 2019-03-25
Yeah, I personally ordered him to testify myself. NOBODY GETS HEAD WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.
1 nomad1c 2019-03-25
who is your daddy, and what does he do?
1 LaughAtLeftists 2019-03-25
He MAGA
1 Hypt1929 2019-03-25
I save all my serious posts for r/drama.
1 FTFallen 2019-03-25
Gonna be hard to run for president from inside a federal prison.
BASTA
1 dazivostri 2019-03-25
will it tho?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-03-25
But not impossible! I fully support him as the DNC nominee.
1 sfox2488 2019-03-25
If McAffee is doing it from international waters to avoid murder charges, Avenatti can do it.
He'll at least be in the country, and on government property no less!
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-03-25
The only question is, will we run out of popcorn or butter first? We are never going to run out of salt.
1 Zac1245 2019-03-25
McAfee has made a career out of being Insane and based. Micheal is not nearly as based.
1 Ennui2778 2019-03-25
Take the Debs-pill.
1 chevydrive 2019-03-25
What’s BASTA (serious question)
1 FTFallen 2019-03-25
"Enough"
1 EdwardTylor 2019-03-25
there are like 8 posts about this.
you guys have breitbart notifications on don't you
1 Awesometom100 2019-03-25
Actually I got a notification from USA Today, Breitbart's too slow for my hot takes.
1 wow___justwow 2019-03-25
linked post is bloomburg you absolute tard
1 Nebor 2019-03-25
lmao
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-25
When you do shit like that do you to a pound-me in the ass prison, or to a min security prision?
1 Nebor 2019-03-25
Minimum security prison with tennis lessons & masseurs.
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-03-25
Minimum security is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is to kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be alright.
1 Nebor 2019-03-25
Who’s the easiest to beat up? The crochet instructor or the soufflé chef?
1 FlexualHealing 2019-03-25
The accountants. I have reason to believe that Matt Damon film may not be based on reality.
1 kermit_was_right 2019-03-25
Ben Affleck film. But same shit eh?
1 FlexualHealing 2019-03-25
https://youtu.be/8ouHIe-RNhU
1 CptJoiJoi 2019-03-25
I assume kick someones ass means beat them at tennis? And being someones bitch means you always play on the shitty guys team when you play doubles?
1 oTHEWHITERABBIT 2019-03-25
That's some Hollywood bullshit...
1 zhcyiD9-jpg 2019-03-25
>That's some Hollywood bullshit
No shit, it's a movie quote.
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
Rikers Island is a jail bro. It's not a prison of any security level.
Also a large part of what jail you get sent to is dependent on the number of years your sentenced too. So Bernie Madoff is a medium security prison even though he has essentially no risk of being violent or fleeing.
1 Vegan_dogfucker 2019-03-25
There are neets who only dream of such a paradise.
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=084irEAQrLQ
1 futmaster420 2019-03-25
oh how i love office space
1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2019-03-25
Best documentary of the 90s
1 futmaster420 2019-03-25
one of my favorite throw away scenes is in the beginning where Michael bolton is jamming out in his car rapping, he sees a black street vendor come walking up... lowers the sound real low and stops rapping... then turns it back up and keeps jamming lol
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XASNM1XEQPs
The rapper here is Ghostface Killah. Who Kendrick Lamar briefly mentions on his 2015 masterpiece, To Pimp a Butterfly, holding him up as an example of a rapper that would have succeeded had anyone really given a shit.
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-03-25
no, the rapper in the video is Scarface and the song is no tears.
1 Hypt1929 2019-03-25
Who's ass is Mike going to kick? He's better off going the Edward Norton route.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-03-25
Asking the real questions.
1 ihaztacos 2019-03-25
Oh he might be bunking with manafort and the other scumbags , i mean good godly people that had to suffer the radical left wrath/lies.
1 newprofile15 2019-03-25
Funny how the Trumps have distanced themselves from Cohen this fast. The guy was their top lawyer for over a decade.
1 im_an_infantry 2019-03-25
Yeah, when he lied to Congress under oath to protect himself...
1 newprofile15 2019-03-25
You mean when he lied to defend Trump?
1 im_an_infantry 2019-03-25
*himself.
1 newprofile15 2019-03-25
1 im_an_infantry 2019-03-25
So... lied to protect himself.
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
The Mueller report does not exhonerate Trump you know? This is not proof of Trump's innocence. Nothing that Cohen said is specifically contradicted by the Mueller report. You evil monsters are lying about this, because all you want is a dictatorship and absolute power, and genocide.
1 GeorgeKalmer 2019-03-25
Damn you got me.
1 im_an_infantry 2019-03-25
Don’t you ever think “man, things sure would be easier if I didn’t spend the last 3 years being wrong about everything.” I mean you probably just KNEW Hillary would win. Then the Hollywood celebs convinced you faithless electors would change things. Then tax returns, a pee tape?, something about unfit for duty and so on... I forgot all the different fairytales that people ate up. All along though Mueller was coming, just wait. No way could you be wrong about this one, it was such a sure deal. Just trust Mueller we heard.
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
Where in the Mueller report does it say that Cohen lied? Nowhere. You're lying to protect yourself, fascist animal.
1 SlackBabo 2019-03-25
He could have also mentioned any of the other 30 members of the Trump team he might be sharing a cell with.
1 Nebor 2019-03-25
Funny how the Americans have distanced themselves from Benedict Arnold this fast. The guy was their top general for years.
1 newprofile15 2019-03-25
lol, Cohen got busted for crimes he committed while acting as Trump’s agent for a decade, tried defending Trump and then finally gave the goods when Trump dumped his ass and indicated no pardon forthcoming.
1 Nebor 2019-03-25
They distanced themselves from him when he betrayed them. He bet on the other side winning Russia-gate and he was wrong.
Tbh even if Trump was a mafia don I still wouldn’t be upset if he fucked over someone that betrayed him.
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
Was anything that he said wrong? Trump betrayed America. Cohen was loyal to America. That's all there is to this.
Of course you are fine with corruption, that is all that rightists believe in. Abusing the powers available to them in their own personal interest. Rightism and corruption is inseparable, because rightists are evil beyond words. Every one of them. Rightists are below animals. They must be purged completely.
If Michael Cohen had not turned on the world's most evil dictator, he would be in the position of Manafort right now. FYI the amount of money seized from Manafort by itself more than funds the entire Mueller investigation.
1 UmmahSultan 2019-03-25
He went to jail for lying to Congress, a very strong act of disloyalty towards America.
1 sixteen-six-six-six 2019-03-25
U mad?
1 Aivias 2019-03-25
As a smug bong with the usual superiority complex watching Yankee-doodle-dicks arguer about whos more retarded has alleviated my need for internet pornography.
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
Yeah turning on an evil criminal and the world's most evil dictator is treason.
1 Wtfct 2019-03-25
Jesus Christ imagine the state of the left that they thought this guy was presidentially material
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-03-25
Tbf, I think that Avenatti was the only person who thought that Avenatti was presidential material.
1 Mexagon 2019-03-25
Him and all of r/politics.
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
/r/politics is not the left, it's a liberal right wing subreddit. It's just not mask off neo-nazi like /r/drama.
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-03-25
Who are you. You seem... fun.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-25
If there's any drama where the left is getting shit on, you can see watermark08 r(slur) posting. You can also notice him because his comment scores are usually so low that you have to click the + button to see what he said.
1 Vegan_dogfucker 2019-03-25
Nah. There were at least 2 or 3 other people who are retarded enough to think he'd be good choice. https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8w3xsr/michael_avenatti_says_he_could_run_for_president/
1 kryonik 2019-03-25
I liked his no nonsense attitude as a lawyer but I never thought for a second he would make a good president.
1 Zac1245 2019-03-25
He really did have no sense in the end.
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
Not presidential enough eh?
1 SlackBabo 2019-03-25
He said unironically while Trump is in office
1 siempreloco31 2019-03-25
He was polling at 1% with a 1% margin of error.
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
That never happened.
1 jwil191 2019-03-25
1 TheChinchilla914 2019-03-25
Oh man i almost forgot the Swetnick nonsense.
Honestly he probably guaranteed Kavanaugh would be confirmed
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-03-25
What was nonsense about Swetnick?
1 Pol_Pots_Crockpot 2019-03-25
During the Kavanaugh brouhaha Avenatti went public with his client who said when she was in college she, on multiple occasions, would go back to high school parties where Kavanaugh and crew would organize gang rapes even though she never saw him doing the raping. Also despite being a legal adult and all of them being minors she never reported this at the time. Susan Collins cited this as one of the factors of her deciding to vote to confirm Kavanaugh
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-03-25
She saw him organizing the parties. Do you want a gang rape party organizer on the Supreme Court?
No surprise that Republicans are happy to hear women suffering and want those on the court.
1 Japes- 2019-03-25
uhhhh maybe some evidence would have helped her case
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-03-25
Her affidavit IS evidence
1 Japes- 2019-03-25
You know, I actually think you might have a stronger grasp on the situation than the Judiciary Committee. Thanks for opening my eyes stranger!
1 Leche_Hombre2828 2019-03-25
It is, just evidence that isn't backed by anything at all so it's kinda shitty
1 jacob_charles_666 2019-03-25
Hahahaha lmfao she “saw” it, yeah okay pal I think your idea of ‘concrete evidence’ is pretty retarded
Untuck your balls, bucko
1 frbastiat 2019-03-25
Show us on the doll where Kavanaugh touched you
1 MacAndShits 2019-03-25
He's been kavanaughty
1 Chicup 2019-03-25
I love parody accounts.
1 MacAndShits 2019-03-25
G*d damnit everyone, the mods said stop downvoting
1 nybbas 2019-03-25
Also they finally did an interview with the lady that Avenatti was parading around and she came off as a total fucking lunatic. Like she was making up this story as the interview went on. It was hilariously awful.
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1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2019-03-25
What in the fuck
1 _narrows 2019-03-25
You dumb fagslur
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1 ry8919 2019-03-25
I miss pinging.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-03-25
Oh man, you can spot a fake Reddit attorney from a mile away.
1 newprofile15 2019-03-25
Avenatti was the liberal Trump, that didn’t work out too well.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-03-25
So like Trump but he actually got indicted?
1 im_an_infantry 2019-03-25
That whole thread is great. What a bunch of nonsense.
1 im_an_infantry 2019-03-25
How can someone be so consistently wrong about absolutely everything and still be convinced they are right about everything.
1 y4my4m 2019-03-25
Wow holyshit those people are dumb
1 nybbas 2019-03-25
I remember this shit. So many people "HE HAS TO BE RIGHT BECAUSE HE WILL TOTES GET DISBARRED IF HE DOESNT HAVE AS STRONG EVIDENCE AS HE CLAIMS". As soon as it all came out as being bullshit, not a peep from these losers.
1 rnjbond 2019-03-25
Lol
1 Zac1245 2019-03-25
Every single person the democrats have propped up as their savior who will take down Ronald Glumpf has failed.
1 ElectraUnderTheSea 2019-03-25
The real Messiah is still to come, ora pro nobis
1 nomad1c 2019-03-25
they keep picking awful, awful people too. like they'll worship whoever tells them what they want to hear
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
/r/drama is a bunch of Republicans pretending like they're not Republicans
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-25
COPE harder you fucking f-slur
1 Aivias 2019-03-25
Slur you, you slur-ing slur. Ill slur your mom so hard she wont be able to slur for a week. I swear to slur almighty that I will hunt you down and slur you like a slurring slur if you so much as look at my slur again. You seriously done slurred up this time you slurring slur slur.
1 cleverseneca 2019-03-25
Trump reminds me of Mr. Magoo, he bumbles his way through trouble and some how comes out unscathed having no idea the danger he was in.
1 GeorgeKalmer 2019-03-25
Absolute scenes when it turns out AOC is a dogfucker.
1 ubermanwolf 2019-03-25
porn lawyer bad
1 ubermanwolf 2019-03-25
surely porn lawyer is not as bad as i purport him to be
1 Nosefuroughtto 2019-03-25
😡😡😡
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-25
go back to /r/pornlawyer
1 MacAndShits 2019-03-25
shut
1 1029384756-mk2 2019-03-25
What is "basta"?
1 ry8919 2019-03-25
Enough in Spanish. It was like his saying.
1 Nosefuroughtto 2019-03-25
I can’t stop laughing at this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8ntp9x/michael_avenatti_trump_wont_tweet_at_me_because/
1 wow___justwow 2019-03-25
what in the absolute fuck, i'm not even disgusted by capeshit the way some people on here are, but this is absurd
1 Nosefuroughtto 2019-03-25
I wish we could ping...
1 Hypt1929 2019-03-25
Avenatti's a white liberal's idea of a functioning human.
1 Ridicatlthrowaway 2019-03-25
Just go to the t_d thread and ping the shit outta him
1 Nosefuroughtto 2019-03-25
I just looked over there. They’re sending bulk bags of salt to CNN and other broadcasters/hosts:
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/b5eslg/were_drowning_in_salt_time_to_send_some_back_to/
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-25
this is hilarious as fuck, but if they actually do this the admins will almost surely ban them for IRL harassment, right?
1 Ridicatlthrowaway 2019-03-25
Is sending a Corporate entity free stuff even harrassment?
1 jorkus_ 2019-03-25
It's just a practical joke really. No one's getting hurt.
1 nybbas 2019-03-25
Check the other post above with the politics link talking about avenetti during the kavanaugh hearings. They are virtually sucking him off. It's ridiculous.
1 Awayfone 2019-03-25
Then he gave the gify of julie swetnik.
1 rnjbond 2019-03-25
That aged well
1 scott60561 2019-03-25
He couldn't buy a partnership anywhere if he tried.
1 Awayfone 2019-03-25
But he did buy that award
1 trumps_yellow_pubes 2019-03-25
/r/agedlikemilk
1 hodd01 2019-03-25
It's like those fuckwits are cursed and every shitstain they start to worship ends up failing miserably
1 bobbygfresh 2019-03-25
“Please clap.”
1 Awayfone 2019-03-25
Aged like a fine wine
1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2019-03-25
Agenda-posting righties creaming their pants over this lol theres like 10 threads.
1 pi_over_3 2019-03-25
Not going to lie, this weekend has been amazing.
1 jubbergun 2019-03-25
We're entering a golden age of drama and salt.
1 pm_me_vegs 2019-03-25
Not living in Burgerland, so I don't really care but 'murican politics is a train wreck since 2016.
1 sadderreborn 2019-03-25
U mad lindsey?
1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2019-03-25
About to blow my top
1 Nebor 2019-03-25
What's his name?
1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2019-03-25
Creepy porn lawyer
1 EyeseeFN 2019-03-25
/r/politics is where you cope. Not here faggot.
1 MG87 2019-03-25
Rude
1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2019-03-25
theres still like 10 threads from you t_d tards on the same thing..... lol
1 fakeandgay-bot 2019-03-25
Porn lawyer has a blackmail fetish, what a surprise.🤔🤔🤔
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-03-25
BLACKEDmail
1 Pepperglue 2019-03-25
Last time someone tried to extort a big corporation, he got BTFO. What makes this guy think he'll be any different?
1 Hypt1929 2019-03-25
Low functioning lawyer = the worst of all possible outcomes.
1 MacAndShits 2019-03-25
He's him, and he thinks he's a great guy
1 Redactor0 2019-03-25
Lawyers fuck over huge corporations all the time though. Like right now they're in the process of stealing billions from Bayer through bullshit claims that Roundup causes cancer. Or if you go farther back there's the fake-tiddies-cause-cancer scandal that cost billions. I bet this kind of extortion happens all the time and gets settled out of court so that we never hear about it.
1 Redactor0 2019-03-25
I'm amazed that he couldn't find some legit way to make money off his fame. Like he could have just been in Snickers commercials or something.
1 ry8919 2019-03-25
Will this hurt his chances for the Presidency?
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-03-25
HERE'S HOW AVENATTI CAN STILL WIN
1 ry8919 2019-03-25
Donating my kid's college fund! MATCH ME!
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
Did it hurt Trump's? No. Probably will help him if anything. The trial is going to take years and if he wins they're going to punt like Mueller did because the law doesn't apply to the President.
1 notmywar 2019-03-25
I don't think Trump ever went to jail though
1 Awayfone 2019-03-25
If he gets charge with a felon. As soon as he wins he can pardon himself and not be stuck in jail
1 rnjbond 2019-03-25
Remember when Reddit loved this guy?
1 drift_summary 2019-03-25
Pepperidge Farm remembers!
1 dongslayer6669 2019-03-25
sudoku urself
1 GeorgeKalmer 2019-03-25
literally liven't
1 pi_over_3 2019-03-25
The memory hole is going to get clogged at this rate.
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
No.
1 rnjbond 2019-03-25
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8ntp9x/michael_avenatti_trump_wont_tweet_at_me_because/
1 carkidd3242 2019-03-25
"Minutes after the arrest, Donald Trump Jr. celebrated the announcement in a tweet that said: "Good news for my friend @MichaelAvenatti, if you plead fast enough, you might just get to share a cell with Michael Cohen!""
Holy shit
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-03-25
It's been a pretty great few days for dramacoin, damn.
1 MacAndShits 2019-03-25
Those long-term investments, man
1 Stenwalden 2019-03-25
Creepy porn lawyer just cant catch a break
1 York_Phoenix 2019-03-25
The last two years have been such a popcorn show I might vote for Trump just to see another 4 years of this juicy drama show. God, the day after the reelection would be worth it alone.
1 Hypt1929 2019-03-25
Just wait for the Mueller thing to unfold further. One of the groups is going to have a fucking meltdown.
1 GeorgeKalmer 2019-03-25
So far it's just seething and silent angst, give me Pizzagate level meltdowns with people storming pizza restraunts with pistols but having a breakdown when staff yell at them.
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
Yeah it was a truly tough decision for you to cast a second vote for Trump, I'm sure. Lemme guess, you are a white male and you spend six hours a day watching right wing, errr, "centrist" youtube videos about immigration and the end of western civilization? Truly you are a marvel to behold and an independent thinker among men.
1 York_Phoenix 2019-03-25
I mean whatever pisses off Chapocels, I must be doing something right.
1 _narrows 2019-03-25
HOLY SHIT, apparently Mark Geragos, attorney for Jussie Smollett (and also a prominent Democrat legal talking head) was Avenatti’s co-conspirator in the Nile extortion attempt.
Oh my good sweet God, this is the juiciest timeline. I feel like I’ve just had a rail of coke blown up my ass by a stripper.
1 Nosefuroughtto 2019-03-25
https://m.theepochtimes.com/wsj-report-mark-geragos-is-michael-avenattis-alleged-co-conspirator_2852654.html
Lmao
1 337850ss6 2019-03-25
Geragos was Winona Ryder's lawyer when she was done for shoplifting.
1 Awayfone 2019-03-25
His whos whos of past Clients is pretty great. Even has a Clinton in it for good measure
1 Hypt1929 2019-03-25
The Jussiest* timeline.
1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2019-03-25
Jesus Christ if someone wrote a book about what’s happening and send it back in time for 6 years people will dismiss it as comical and not believable
1 trumps_yellow_pubes 2019-03-25
Even just 6 months
1 ObsessedAussie 2019-03-25
It's getting insane, what a time to be alive. We must be in a simulation...
1 mrsuns10 2019-03-25
This is comedy
1 trumps_yellow_pubes 2019-03-25
This last month has been insane for drama
1 Awayfone 2019-03-25
co-conspirator Mark Geragos, who was exhorting nike was ironically Kaepernick's lawyer toi
1 _Mellex_ 2019-03-25
This. Fucking. Timeline.
1 MacAndShits 2019-03-25
We should've gotten off Mr. Bone's wild timeline years ago, but let's just stick around to see where we're going now
1 ObsessedAussie 2019-03-25
Dude we're fucking stuck on the rollercoaster might as well enjoy it
1 MacAndShits 2019-03-25
I paid too much to get off prematurely
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
LE DIS TIMELINE XD
1 betazoom78 2019-03-25
Even better news, the Southern District is involved, so in theory if they get anything on daddy, we can have Daddy and Avenatti as cell mate.
1 Hypt1929 2019-03-25
Make a good bussy sitcom.
1 betazoom78 2019-03-25
"What's the deal with prison food?"
1 vmcla 2019-03-25
😆
1 RG1527 2019-03-25
CPL going to jail.... TOP KEK
1 Spaceman_Zed 2019-03-25
He tried to pull a Jesse Jackson / Al Sharpton and it backfired big time.
1 tevidian 2019-03-25
His co-conspirator was Mark Geragos. He's also Jussie Smollett's lawyer, among other things -
https://www.thewrap.com/mark-geragos-dropped-by-cnn-after-being-identified-by-wsj-as-co-conspirator-in-michael-avenatti-case/
1 Hypt1929 2019-03-25
Fuck with the best, get laid to rest.
1 Hypt1929 2019-03-25
The only explanation for all of this is that Avenatti, Smollett, CNN, AOC, and MSNBC are all on the Trump payroll.
1 cincilator 2019-03-25
There was a FIREFIGHT
1 THRWWAY2AVOIDRAGE 2019-03-25
Who is this guy? I would type something cruel and sarcastic but I have no idea.
1 ObnoxiousFactczecher 2019-03-25
You can't anymooooreeee....
1 THRWWAY2AVOIDRAGE 2019-03-25
I don't get this either.
1 silentbob_ 2019-03-25
/r/politics called for this faqqot to run for president lmao
1 orangetato 2019-03-25
Bruh moment
1 EndTimesRadio 2019-03-25
"Just do it."
1 BlurryEcho 2019-03-25
So you’re telling me that the guy who represented the MILF pornstar Stormy Daniels in a case against the President of the United States is now charged with trying to threaten the world’s biggest sports brand Nike?
Jesus, what happened to this timeline?
1 Diddu_Sumfin 2019-03-25
>Meds
>white