Daddy was literally cucked by Michael Bolton.

52  2019-03-27 by TUMS_FESTIVAL

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Side note: it's a function of that testosterone crippled brain that you are so focused on dicks, and your own dick in particular. Guess what? Take estrogen for a while and you will lose focus on that body part to the point where it doesn't even matter anymore. There is so much more to being a woman that genitals, like the depth and complexity of emotions and bonding with others in ways that are literally incomprehensible to you.

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I unironically enjoyed that song.

Michael Bolton—he’s got the No. 1 f***ing album in the world, Time, Love and Tenderness, and what that does to a guy like me, a competitive guy, it’s like an affirmation that the girl has to be great, because the No. 1 singer has fallen for her.

Trying so hard to convince himself that he gets off on it.

He then added: 'There’s nothing wrong with what she’s doing. I left her. Not only that. I left her like a dog.'

That’s some serious COPE.

Daddy turns out to be a gaey retaurd just like the rest of the fanbase.

not smashing your wife's sockets into recovery mode before a business trip is probably the most cucked shit I've read today

That publicist was Chuck Jones, a man who was later fired after he was allegedly seen stealing lingerie and 200 pairs of shoes from Maples' apartment on video footage that was recorded by a hidden camera.

That footage also allegedly showed Jones licking Maples' shoes.

Foot f@gs need to leave

"You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife We bust on bad boys, niggas fucked for life" - Michael Bolton

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I’ve left her twice.

Nothing more CUCKED than taking back a f-slur you've already discarded

You can still say foi​d lol

My censored free speech at the bottom says otherwise.

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This is how h-slur was born! 😡

100% unironically there should be an exception for you. I've never seen you deploy the f-slur except in a completely innocent way.

You could pull an Elon and remarry her.

both sides seething over recent cases of man they assumed would be found guilty being found innocent, react by casting aspersions on investigator/judge

further proof of horseshoe theory? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

That no talent as clown?

I initially thought they were talking about John R. Bolton.