Shame on your toxic ways reddit. No, Netflix didn’t pay me and no I never got paid to post on reddit or rather accepted to post sponsored posts. But it’s heart breaking to see the amount of toxicity and threats you’re willing to spew at someone for using this platform as a 4 year old hobby now. Say what you will, we’re all on here together being bored and killing time.
Some of us enjoy lurking. Some enjoy shitposting. Others moderating. And sadly some enjoy toxic harassment without reason or proof.
Oof, reddit might take some action if an article like that would go up. Only real rule on reddit the admins care about is to never generate bad publicity.
That's fucking funny dude, totally worth it imo. Imagine the faces of the office workers who had to find room for three goddamn tonnes of salt, and the boxes just kept showing up all day long lmao. Then the shitty-ass news writers trying to keep a stiff upper lip and pretend it doesn't bother them.
"Trump supporters send 3 tons of a chemical compound to CNN offices. Under analysis, it appears to be a dehydrated mix of Hydrochloric Acid and Sodium Hydroxide (two highly dangerous chemicals)."
Lol, as if they don't get all sorts of other nonsense already from Daddy Defense Force. The only people who are going to even know bags of salt have been sent to their offices are the one or two disgruntled mailroom employees who will subsquently throw them in the trash.
Even snoozeposting can't describe how boring this "troll" is. 😴😴😴
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Not surprised at all. Was gonna take a quick nap in one of those big travel area stops. Had a bunch of hills have eyes rednecks staring out the store window out my car till I said fuck this.
TBH I'm no fan of donnie but I gotta admit, this kind of rabble rousing is probably a good way to rile up the base and make fun of CNN. I'd say as far as political contributions go you can do a lot worse.
Yeah I hate to agree, it's a pretty good and harmless prank. Better then the last thing a Trump nutcase sent CNN. I'd hate to be the guy who's in charge of their facilities though, that's it they actually signed for it.
I like how Trump can just spew absurdly stupid lies on a weekly basis, be completely wrong along with his base, and somehow when anyone else is wrong about them it's some major victory for them.
Did everyone forget about "Obama wiretapped Trump tower."
I mean, are you going to respond to anything I said? To be clear, I'm an accelerationist and don't care for either party, nor do I have any solid political views.
But can you explain to me why Trumptards can be repeatedly wrong, why Trump himself can fabricate wild stories with no basis in reality, have them debunked, be fine, and then if anyone is ever wrong about him there's some massive victory parade and his enemies are no longer credible?
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Between Smollett not being charged and Trumptards crying about it, libtards being exposed for the gullible conspiracy theorists they are, Euroburgerland getting fucked hard by Article 13 I think it's time to sell. We'll never reach this peak again.
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I mean, the Russians around the administration isn't a conspiracy theory. Still haven't heard any actual reasoning for it yet and at least the actual Russian stooge in manafort is locked up.
It will be even better when CNN goes loud with their story about being sent “unknown white powder” from thousands of sources and how this is a personal attack on the families of its journalists.
That’s the only thing that will make it good. It’s just a lame boomer take on a 4chan prank if CNN doesn’t even acknowledge it. But if they get the FBI involved and call it a terrorist attack and shit, it’ll be legendary.
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Trump has been non-stop winning from the start, achieving everything he's set his mind to, with the occasional exception. I'm suprised they managed that much after being so tired from all the winning.
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I like how Trump can just spew absurdly stupid lies on a weekly basis, be completely wrong along with his base, and somehow when anyone else is wrong about them it's some major victory for them.
Did everyone forget about "Obama wiretapped Trump tower."
Or the time Trump claimed he had a team investigating Obama for "not being born in the US."
Or the 45 other times he's fabricated stories to attack his enemies? Is Ted Cruz's father still involved in the JFK assassination?
Is Obama still using his secret Arab ring to communicate with terrorists?
You really are dense. Trump/supporters have been right EVERYSTEP OF THE WAY.
Its the Leftists that have been sooo wrong for 4 years now. EVERY TIME. I honestly dont know how you guys havent shifted your worldview yet after being so wrong, so often, and so consistently. TDS is real. Your cognitive dissonance is real.
Trump will never get the nomination. Trump will never win. Trump will crash the economy. Trump is a Russian puppet. Etc Etc Etc.
Leftists have gone off the rails. Trump is so entrenched in your minds that you guys are irrational.
I'm sorry you're in love with a dumpy senile old man who says literally the first thing that comes in his head without forethought. Is it his politics, business acumen, or inability to formulate sentences that you find so attractive?
You know, I'm perfectly alright with him so long as it's a fetish thing. I know I'VE personally gotten off to some of those early campaign speeches. But just because Daddy is a sexy, fat dipshit doesn't mean that we ought to keep him as the leader of the free world for much longer than a few weeks. I think the amount of pornographic content we have out of this presidency already has been more than enough. Don't you based red-pillers get it?? We have to separate porn from policy!
"Both FBI and NSD confirm that they have no records related to wiretaps as described by the March 4, 2017 tweets," the government said, referring to the Justice Department’s National Security Division.
Not only that, again, the DOJ and FBI refuted Trump's claim:
"Both FBI and NSD confirm that they have no records related to wiretaps as described by the March 4, 2017 tweets," the government said, referring to the Justice Department’s National Security Division.
Even the white house walked the claim back:
The White House has argued that Trump's comments were merely alleging surveillance, which is why he put "wires tapped" in quotation marks in the initial tweet.
There's a very large difference between a foreign agent being watched and incidental collection and Donald Trump himself being watched.
And as far as I know, even though manafort was being watched, there's no evidence that his residence at Trump tower was:
However, the Wall Street Journal reported that Manafort was placed under surveillance after he left the Trump campaign in the summer 2016, and that the surveillance did not involve listening to Manafort’s phone conversations in real-time. So that means Trump’s conversation would not have gotten picked up by any investigator real-time.
There’s no evidence that this means Manafort’s residence in Trump Tower was wiretapped. He also has a home in Alexandria, Va., which the FBI raided this summer.
globalists sure are bad at destroying countries since they've been in control of them for 60+years and still haven't even managed to make the US not the preeminent superpower during that time.
I mean, are you going to respond to anything I said? To be clear, I'm an accelerationist and don't care for either party, nor do I have any solid political views.
He looks like so many races mixed into one. I bet his mom was the pass-around girl at the local dive bar and all the cum in her pussy combined into supercum and made a universal worldbaby.
People with chaotic personal lives and no permanent attachments to the people/world around them unironically want to see the prevailing order turned to shit.
You can spot the accelerationist by having no real friends, finances, property, but also being white and Western in the most prosperous and stable time period in human history
It wasn't really "make believe" to be clear. There were valid reasons to question him, and a lot of smoke, which is why the investigation happened in the first place.
There's enough hard evidence, for example, that Trump JR met with a Russian government asset in order to obtain dirt on Hillary Clinton, and directly talked about lifting sanctions in exchange for that. He then lied to congress about it.
The reality is the Mueller probe was far too narrow to uncover hard proof of Collusion with the Russian government, cutouts maybe, but not directly with the Russian government.
To sum this up, the things Trump has repeatedly said are all more absurd than the Russian investigation.
You should have told Mueller about this shit when you had the chance. He probably just didn't realize that 'talking to a guy from another country about politics' was a crime.
The reality is the Mueller probe was far too narrow to uncover hard proof of Collusion with the Russian government,
HAHAHHAHHA. Oh fuck. What's the return policy on your Mueller votive candles and "Mueller time" t-shirt?
You should have told Mueller about this shit when you had the chance. He probably just didn't realize that 'talking to a guy from another country about politics' was a crime.
More than talked. Discussed changing US law in exchange for dirt on a political opponent, dirt he was told was part of direct support for his fathers campaign by the Russian government.
What he did was absolutely illegal.
HAHAHHAHHA. Oh fuck. What's the return policy on your Mueller votive candles and "Mueller time" t-shirt?
Considering I was never invested in Mueller, I won't need one. Russia was never a real issue to me, my primary issue with Trump is his incompetence, his terrible policy agenda, and his clear mental illness.
Huh, that's awful funny. When Nigel Farage came to America as a sitting member of the UK Parliament, and announced with Trump standing right next to him that he was going to meet in private with Trump to discuss his campaign and the relationship between their two nations, why weren't they drug away in chains?
When Gianni Pittella, active member of the European Parliament came to the United States to loudly and actively campaign for the Hillary Clinton campaign by showing up to rallies and meeting with her and business leaders to strategize against Trump, why didn't the GOP immediately sue?
It's almost like nobody gave a shit about any of it until Trump won and it was time to pretend that sort of thing is a crime.
Even if you're a Trump supporter, there's no way to defend this.
I don't have to defend it. Nobody was indicted. No U.S. citizen was found to have colluded with Russia. There's no need for a retarded slapfight on drama about it because the people who, unlike you, know what actually happened just released a report on it.
Huh, that's awful funny. When Nigel Farage came to America as a sitting member of the UK Parliament, and announced with Trump standing right next to him that he was going to meet in private with Trump to discuss his campaign and the relationship between their two nations, why weren't they drug away in chains?
This is not the same legally as meeting with a Russian government asset to discuss obtaining illegally hacked materials to use in a political campaign.
It's almost like nobody gave a shit about any of it until Trump won and it was time to pretend that sort of thing is a crime.
When did the UK hack a major US political party to obtain dirt and then try to trade it for law changes?
I don't have to defend it. Nobody was indicted. No U.S.
And that doesn't mean they aren't guilty, now does it?
This is not the same thing as meeting with a Russian government asset to discuss
They met in private. You have no fucking idea what they did or did not discuss because nobody asked, because nobody cared, because "campaign meeting with politicians from another country" hadn't been blown up into something scary by the news sources that have been ass-fucking your mind for the past two years.
obtaining illegally hacked materials to use in a political campaign.
If that happened, somebody would have been indicted for collusion. You're just ignoring what we know to maintain your conspiracy theory like it's 2018 or something.
They met in private. You have no fucking idea what they did or did not discuss because nobody asked, because nobody cared, because "campaign meeting with politicians from another country" hadn't been blown up into something scary by the news sources that have been ass-fucking your mind for the past two years.
That's neat, you have no proof of reason to believe anything illegal was discussed between the UK and the US. We have direct proof this is the case with Trump JR. Your argument is, to be frank, completely fallacious.
If that happened, somebody would have been indicted for collusion. You're just ignoring what we know to maintain your conspiracy theory like it's 2018 or something.
That's literally what happened.
Mr. Trump defended the meeting in a tweet, saying “Most politicians would have gone to a meeting like the one Don jr attended in order to get info on an opponent. That's politics!” About a week earlier, emails between Donald Trump Jr. and Rob Goldstone, a British music producer and publicist who helped broker the gathering, had come to light. Those emails made it clear that the meeting was to provide the Trump campaign with damaging information on Mrs. Clinton as part of a Russian government effort to support his father.
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In a tweet, Mr. Trump solidified that the primary purpose of the meeting was to obtain political dirt on Mrs. Clinton. He also continued to claim that his son and the campaign did nothing wrong because they did not ultimately receive damaging materials about Mrs. Clinton. But some legal experts say that by simply taking the meeting, Donald Trump Jr. broke the law: It is illegal for a campaign to accept help from a foreign individual or government.
That's neat, you have no proof of reason to believe anything illegal was discussed between the UK and the US.
Yes. Because nobody looked into it, because nobody cared, because "Campaign met with foreign officials" wasn't considered suspicious until Trump won and your echo chamber told you it was something to see as suspicious.
We have direct proof this is the case with Trump JR.
Everything you think about this is either bullshit, or else you spinning perfectly normal things that happen into pretend crimes.
In a tweet, Mr. Trump solidified that the primary purpose of the meeting was to obtain political dirt on Mrs. Clinton.
I guess the Mueller investigation was 'too narrow' to have access to an internet connection. You're trying to convince me that behavior everybody knew about a year ago is a crime despite us just being told no crime occurred. You are clearly completely unphased by reality, and just believe whatever your favorite propaganda tells you about orange man.
Yes. Because nobody looked into it, because nobody cared, because "Campaign met with foreign officials" wasn't considered suspicious until Trump won and your echo chamber told you it was something to see as suspicious.
Because the UK wasn't involved in a campaign to influence the US election. Russia was.
Everything you think about this is either bullshit, or else you spinning perfectly normal things that happen into pretend crimes.
A) is it illegal to obtain information from a foreign government to use in a political campaign?
B) is it a crime to lie to congress under oath?
I don't want your spin on this, I want yes or no answers.
I guess the Mueller investigation was 'too narrow' to have access to an internet connection. You're trying to convince me that behavior everybody knew about a year ago is a crime despite us just being told no crime occurred. You are clearly completely unphased by reality, and just believe whatever your favorite propaganda tells you about orange man.
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Because the UK wasn't involved in a campaign to influence the US election. Russia was.
Which no American was connected to. To pretend otherwise is just a conspiracy theory at this point.
A) is it illegal to obtain information from a foreign government to use in a political campaign?
Of course not. Again, see Nigel Farage. Do you seriously think he didn't say anything to Trump that could be considered 'information to use in a political campaign'? If the standard was that loose, campaigns would never meet in private with anybody from a foreign government for fear of the appearance of collusion. But they both did, and the teams of lawyers who's job was to scrutinize their every move didn't say shit.
The idea that such a thing would be illegal was made up by the people who spend the past two years trying to convince you of the Trump/Collusion thing.
B) is it a crime to lie to congress under oath?
It's a crime to lie in court and to the FBI under oath, I don't know about to Congress. One would think so, but so many people in this mess seem to be getting away with it that it's hard to say.
All I can say for certain is that Trump Jr. wasn't indicted for anything, including lying to Congress, so whatever lies you think he told must not be criminal.
Answer the above questions. Yes or no answers.
You're posturing like those questions were supposed to be hard or supposed to obliterate me or something.
And this is where I stopped reading. This is an outright denial of established US law, and the fact you were so easily able to deny this leads me to believe you aren't a person interested in reality, and there is nothing that will ever convince you that you're wrong.
The idea it is legal to accept help from a foreign government in a US political campaign is objectively false.
You claimed something that is objectively illegal wasn't illegal.
Where exactly do you go from there? If someone walks up to you and says the sky is green, do you try to argue with them and waste your time or just leave?
You're declaring yourself to be objectively right based on nothing when all the facts are against you, and just pretending not to see the points I made that shoot your declaration down.
Was it illegal for Hillary to accept a European Parliament member coming to the US and campaigning for her? If no, what the fuck are you talking about? If yes, why did zero people care? You have no answer, so all you can do is pretend you won.
Alright, just to be clear, so I can get this on record for everyone to see.
You believe that it is not illegal for a US political campaign to accept aid from a hostile foreign power.
That, in your head, is not illegal? I'm not interested in your false equivalencies, I am asking you if you believe it is legal for an American political campaign to accept material support from a foreign government.
You believe that it is not illegal for a US political campaign to accept aid from a hostile foreign power.
Aid? Hostile? This is just you moving the goalposts. If that "Aid" comes in the form of a giant fucking check or activity that is otherwise illegal, then yeah, that's a crime. If that "aid" comes in the form of dirt, advocacy, tips, information, or otherwise a bunch of words, then of course it isn't.
I am asking you if you believe it is legal for an American political campaign to accept material support from a foreign government.
Material support? This is you moving the goalposts again.
Aid? Hostile? This is just you moving the goalposts. If that "Aid" comes in the form of a giant fucking check or activity that is otherwise illegal, then yeah, that's a crime. If that "aid" comes in the form of dirt, advocacy, tips, information, or otherwise a bunch of words, then of course it isn't.
Yes it fucking is.
"aid" in this law can be defined as any form of support. This is exactly what I'm talking about. This is why I dismissed you, when someone denies established US law in this fashion it is completely pointless to argue with them.
You unironically believe that it is legal for a US campaign to meet with a foreign power to obtain dirt on political opponents. I just wanted you to say it again so everyone could laugh at you for believing this shit.
"aid" in this law can be defined as any form of support.
If that were true, then when Gianni Pittella came to the U.S. to campaign for Hillary, it would have been a crime and the Trump campaign would have sued, Hillary would have been indicted, and that would have been that.
It doesn't matter how bold you make the fucking text, your baseless assertions don't line up with the reality in which we live.
You unironically believe that it is legal for a US campaign to meet with a foreign power to obtain dirt on political opponents.
Yes absolutely. That's why everybody knows Don Jr. and yet he wasn't indicted. That's why nobody demanding to know what Nigel Farage and Trump discussed.
You simply have your head way up your ass to the point where you think the 1st Amendment allows private conversations to be criminalized, and you think this preposterous nonsense because it you need it to argue about Trump on the internet.
Notice how he's desperate for the specifics now that he's talking to somebody who doesn't have them. When he was talking to me he just pretended not to see the specifics whenever I brought it up. This guy is truly shit-tier.
I have them. I just know they're not required to answer a hypothetical scenario.
He's desperate for anything that lets him not answer the question, because he knows as soon as he says yes, the facts and his previous posts prove he thinks hilldog colluded too.
Just think, these past two years while pundits were declaring that stuff like this was obviously criminal, we had a widely reported example of Hillary doing the same thing and nobody caring.
And too late, you got my gamerstink all over you. I bet you upvoted me too, you degenerate.
At no point did they stop during all the pre-existing allegations, of corruption. Only after she lost the election...... And with in the same month.
And what I said still applies.
Also you
Yes, because there is no proof of charity fraud on Clinton's part and direct proof of charity fraud on Trump's part. Do you have any proof Clinton is guilty of charity fraud?
You piece of shit. I explicitly told you she got campaign support from Gianni Pittella and you didn't respond to it. Now you're demanding some complete other person to cite it to you because you think I'm not watching.
Lmao, someone showing up in the US and campaigning is not the same thing as meeting with a foreign government in private to seek illegally obtained information on a political opponent.
This is the worst false equivalence in a long line of false equivalencies you've tried to spew here. I also didn't read your comments because you repeatedly denied reality.
Lmao, someone showing up in the US and campaigning is not the same thing as meeting with a foreign government in private to seek illegally obtained information on a political opponent.
It's providing aid. And you specifically said that aid in the form of words, not financial, was illegal. You're just blatantly contradicting yourself now.
illegally obtained information on a political opponent.
I already said receiving aid that came in the form of criminal behavior was illegal. This is you shifting the goalposts back again because you lost the argument.
It's providing aid. And you specifically said that aid in the form of words, not financial, was illegal. You're just blatantly contradicting yourself now.
No it's not you troll. Do you think people conduct illegal campaign activities in public, in the media?
Are you unironically this delusional? Like what? I'm baffled as to how you thought this was the same thing.
You absolutely are trying to claim these were on equal footing. I don't know who you think you're fooling with this, but I suspect you're now realizing how absurd your claim was and are trying to shift over and pretend you weren't saying they were the same thing.
"aid" in this law can be defined as any form of support. This is >exactly what I'm talking about.
So I gave you an example of an Italian government official aiding the Hillary campaign, and now you're shifting the goalposts because you're a lying little shit that can't just take the L like a man.
It doesn't mean the standard you're desperately trying to shift to because I just made you look like a moron, maybe. The standard you actually gave, though, was 'any form of support', and it certainly meets that. If you want to say your 'any form of support' standard was fucking stupid and wrong,and correct yourself, now would be the time I suppose.
His problem is he's trying to have a Battle of the Talking Points, and I'm just pointing out to him the stuff that happened. A couple weeks ago, when nobody knew anything, his talking points had a lot more oomph.
Because he's much worse than everyone else. The extreme, pathological lying, the science denial, the corruption; all very blatant, he doesn't even try to hide it.
I hate all politicians, but Trump takes the cake due to his profound and extreme ignorance.
In April 2016, attorney Marc Elias separately hired Fusion GPS to investigate Trump on behalf of Hillary Clinton's campaign and the DNC.
According to its authorizing document which was signed by Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein on May 17, 2017, the investigation's scope included the allegation that there were links or coordination between Donald Trump's presidential campaign and the Russian government[3][4]
Do you think the Mueller probe was started off the dossier? The Mueller probe happened because Trump fired Comey, the Russia investigation started without the Dossier:
Your own source says as much, did you even read it?
While Trump and some Republicans have claimed that the dossier was behind the beginning of the FBI investigation into his campaign's potential conspiracy with Russia, in December 2017, former and current intelligence officials revealed that the actual impetus was a series of comments made in May 2016 by Papadopoulos to Alexander Downer, a top Australian diplomat, during a night of "heavy drinking at an upscale London bar".[236][198] Shep Smith, an anchor at Fox News, confirmed this series of events, directly contradicting Trump's and Sean Hannity's false claims that the dossier was the impetus for the start of the investigation.[111] John Sipher reported that Papadopoulos bragged "that the Trump campaign was aware the Russian government had dirt on Hillary Clinton"[4] in the form of "thousands of emails" stolen from Clinton which could be used to damage her campaign. Papadopoulos had learned this about three weeks earlier. Two months later, when WikiLeaks started releasing DNC emails, Australian officials alerted the Americans about Papadopoulos' remarks.[236][198] Over a year later, Papadopoulos was arrested on July 27, 2017,[237] and in October 2017, Papadopoulos pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI, and became a cooperating witness in Mueller's investigation.[236][237]
Other factors also played into the FBI's decision to investigate Russian interference and the Trump campaign: intelligence from friendly governments, especially the British and Dutch, and information about Page's Moscow trip. Steele's first report was sent to Fusion GPS, dated June 20, 2016, and FBI agents first interviewed Steele in October 2016.[198] The New York Times reported on February 14, 2017, that the FBI had made contact with some of Steele's sources.[238] CNN later reported that the FBI had used the dossier to bolster its existing investigations.[42][13]
Oh my god, you are beyond pedantic. You know very well you/the other guy were trying to imply the investigation started with the Dossier (which is a claim Trump has repeated many times.)
The dossier might have existed in some form, but it wasn't used in the investigation or have anything to do with the start of the investigation, which is the claim.
Hello fellow n-slur I am going to grab some of my fellow n-slurs to do a hate crime against a man loving n-slur whilst wearing maga hats and t posing to assert dominance. I come to you because as a n-slur I don't want to be shot by the donuts and me and my n-slurs would be grateful if you could spare some of your salt so we can white face our hate crime. Ok thanks
The Trump Tower was wiretapped by officials under Obamas administration. Many including his own family members have claimed Obama was born outside the US. I'm not sure what list of bullshit you got 45 other times from but I doubt they are any more valid.
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CNN can easily spin this into targeted harassment and say how Trump supporters wasted a critical resource for a joke, then donate it to whoever, idk if there are any areas with salt shortages, but they can easily just donate it to low income families.
If they are smart they'll make DDF look like shit and get some free marketing out of it.
i have no fucking clue how anyone would use or donate 3 tons of salt. I have no doubt they'll at least try to do something with this that puts them in a positive light, tho, so you're probably right there
That was pretty fucking funny. I dont get how fucking a dude up like that is portraying themselves as the victim though. Seems more like they were doing some grade A bullying.
I mean anyone with a brain realizes that they were basically hunting down a private individual and threatening to call him a nazi on the air, but CNN was trying to present this as them being targeted by Trump and his online fans, basically calling the wrestling gif an attack on the press and themselves
Hot take you got there, I was simply explaining that CNN has a history of playing victim, I thought you were unaware, but obviously you were simply being obtuse on purpose and is now sperging out
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It's fun in theory but in reality some secretary is just gonna spend a few days turning away hundred pound deliveries and nobody in the office will really give a shit. I did the same prank in high school except I sent a UPS truck worth of crap to my friend's house and instead of unloading it all in his driveway his dad just told the delivery guy to leave.
Wasn't there an old trick that you could abuse to send someone tons of free boxes from UPS? Like to the point it's all over their yards due to the amount?
Yea that's what it was I think. When you ordered a reasonable amount they would just leave them at the door, but when you ordered thousands they would ask where you want them which ruins the surprise.
If they really wanted to fuck shit up they'd order a few truckloads of cement from a company a couple of hours away on a really hot day. The driver has to dump the cement quickly or else it'll dry in the truck.
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Its a challenge getting around this new filter but i'll be damned if it stops me from offending some half wit that thinks a dude in a dress is a woman. Did you feel proud and strong when you downvoted me?
Someone there actually sent 150 pounds for 130$. I swear I saw somebody spending over $200 for similar amount, that's why I said couple hundred for few dozen kilos but that must've been just me being ret.. brain damaged.
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Ya’ll can’t deport me, I was here first. I have first born drama rights, ya’ll the serious posters all upset over a little word. Ya’ll need to calm down.
Too busy unironically calling everyone bundles of sticks then flipping out about homophobia, Calling for cops to be killed, and felating Stalin harder than pedes felate trump.
Weird question occurs to me. If you're the type of person who defends Stalin, what exactly is your problem with fascism? I mean if you're willing to excuse genocide, execution of political opposition and silencing of all dissident speech, what exactly is Orange Hitler going to do that you're against?
My guess is the take the moral neutral ground that Stalin killed enemies of the people, and fascist killed enemies of the fascists, not really understanding the distinction.
Also all you had to do with Stalin was lick his boots to get the equivalent of all your bills paid for with no vacations. Whereas with Hitler you had to be born a certain way.
Gotta admit this is a new level of trolling. Hopefully we will get some people that have grown out of diapers to run the country after this whole mess.
It's really not. Fans of the TV show "Jericho" sent tons of peanuts to TV executives after it was canceled the first time in 2007 or so. They got a second season as a result.
Hey there! Just a reminder to please don't start your message with a greeting, for the love of God. It sounds polite to you, but it's condescending and passive-agressive to the recipient.
That was probably me. I merely said it was a bad idea because CNN can fake concern over a "suspicious" package coming from an "individual" rather than a bag of salt obviously drop-shipped from a store.
Also, hasn't every person who sent something doxed themselves to CNN?
No? Why would the return addresses on the packages be their home address? It's there so you can return the product in case it's defective, the person who bought it for you isn't gonna be able to do shit about that. The return addresses are just Amazon's warehouse addresses
Sure, not impossible. They could subpoena Amazon and get the addresses handed over through litigation. But seeing as no crimes were committed, that's not gonna happen.
As though the conference room full of lawyers they have in their legal department couldn't come up with some bullshit reason to get some addresses. Also, I know everyone thinks journalists are mouth breathing cretins, but it wouldn't take long to dox a few of the "hur-dur, me sent salt" commenters. Rember the clusterfuck of CNN doxxing the guy who made the gif? Who doesn't want something like that to happen again.
I hope they did send it, as CNN would have their mailing addresses and names.
It's been too long since a major corporation did a name-and-shame against trolls. We'll soon find out how many T-D'ers are on the sex offenders register!
They sent salt to New York Times in 2016. It seems like the Times had legal standards and did not mass doxx citizens. If CNN does so, they will get some serious backlash.
They straight up said "CNN is not publishing "HanA**holeSolo's" name because he is a private citizen who has issued an extensive statement of apology, showed his remorse by saying he has taken down all his offending posts, and because he said he is not going to repeat this ugly behavior on social media again. In addition, he said his statement could serve as an example to others not to do the same.
CNN reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change." (https://edition.cnn.com/2017/07/04/politics/kfile-reddit-user-trump-tweet/index.html)
Its right fucking there, if thats not a threat then what the fuck is a threat anyways
CNN is not publishing "HanAholeSolo's" name because he is a private citizen who has issued an extensive statement of apology, showed his remorse by saying he has taken down all his offending posts, and **because he said he is not going to repeat this ugly behavior on social media again. In addition, he said his statement could serve as an example to others not to do the same.
CNN reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change.
Remember to say "thank you" to Drumpft, because now, thanks to the Net Neutrality repeal, ISPs can sell your personal info without any issue, what a day to be an illiterate Amerimutt, next time read the program of the candidate you vote for, f_aggot.
Ahh here we see in its natural habitat a basement dweller who unironically says Drumpft, and is homophobic. Clearly living up to the standards of the "tolerant" left. Also you said "Amerimutt". Are you American?
1) Browse to Amazon.com
2) Register for a new account, using an email address you just created
3) Enter a virtual credit/debit card as your payment method
4) Buy bags of salt, choose "ship as gift" to receiver's shipping address
5) Use whatever name/address you want as billing info, because again, you're using a virtual card
I mean, this is kind of a tl;dr version of it, but it's not really an arduous process. I've never shipped anything from amazon "from" my real name, just always "to" my real name. Hell, some of my amazon accounts have never had my own personal information go through it; just to AirBnB's that I've stayed at or amazon drop boxes.
Amazon really wants your personal information, but they also don't mind if you just, you know, buy stuff. The only real concern with using false info is that it may not be delivered. And no biggie there in this circumstance, because it's literally just a little gag to send them some salt to help them retain a bit of water from all the crying this week.
To CNN reporters reading this, please PM for my full name and address I have no issue giving it to you. I only sent 2 kilos of the salt but. Cheers lads.
Instead of sending 3 tons of food to starving American kids (these dudes probably don't know about those little shits though) they sent 3 tons of salt to a news company full of people who couldn't be fucked and just want to get paid.
Being "salty" means being angry/annoyed and bitching about why you're angry and annoyed. CNN has been salty after the release of the Mueller report so they sent them a bunch of salt to rub it in.
You should probably contact Mueller with the information you're holding, I'm sure he would be interested in seeing what you dug up that he somehow missed during his 2+ year investigation.
The Attorney General released a summary of the report because of sensitive information in it, but if there was any evidence contained within that incriminated Trump or his campaign of colluding with Russia, Mueller would've pressed charges before the report was even finished. Supposedly the White House hasn't even seen the full report.
Mueller stated months and months back he was adhering to DoJ rules saying a sitting president can’t be indicted. He was never going to press charges on trump himself regardless of crimes unearthed, luckily he didn’t find a conspiracy so it didn’t matter.
The conclusion of the investigation, sure, the previous user asked about the mueller report. There’s a pretty significant difference between mueller exonerating him over obstruction and mueller saying he might have but leaving it up to Barr
Ok but there's no difference whatsoever in the end result. No collusion charges, no obstruction charges. You can have the last word because I'm sure there's another "acktyually" coming.
You don’t know shit about politics if you can’t see how the difference will be a point of contention going forward. Kinda important if you want to know what’s going on in the coming weeks
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And even then they didnt say the results proved Trumps innocence, just that their wasnt sufficient enough hard evidence for a conviction to take place. Them saying they didnt have enough to convict is not the same thing as saying the investigation proved his innocence.
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CNN literally got the wrong guy, though. The video tweeted by Trump and the one made by HanAssholeSolo are visibly different (one has an FNN logo in the bottom right and the otger doesn't).
If they got the wrong guy, why did he apologise and claim to totally not be a racist? He clearly made the original video, whether or not it's the one Trump posted later.
Honestly could see it go either way, he was correct person or he just wanted to get the CNN witch-hunt off him after they started crying about getting murdered by the tag team duo of Trump and his memes.
I almost forgot about how pathetic CNN was that they cried oppression from jokes about them and threatened to ruin people's lives over it.
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They didnt you r-slur, they called him up for an interview and he freaked the fuck out because he was racist as shit online and knew he would get fired so accepted his pathetic begging and they said they wouldnt talk about his PUBLICLY AVAILABLE INFO unless he got in the news again. They were doing him a solid and DDF lost their shit over the wording.
fucking exactly what i said, how hard is it to understand "we will do you a solid and not publish public info but if you get in the news again it wont happen a second time because that would make no sense."
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They'll probably call the police and say it's a mysterious white powder to spin it into a news story about how CNN was attacked again by the far right.
Reddit is trying real hard to either hide it or justify it. You wouldn't believe how many r-slurs on this site think it's okay to dox and blackmail kids over a meme.
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Between this and the Republican presenting pictures of people riding Tauntauns and giant seahorses to make fun of the Green New Deal, the conservatives are on some next level trolling this year. And it's pretty damn hilarious given how much of a circus US politics have become.
My first thought "isn't that something 4cgan would do ?" Anyways, its funny how they think they "owned the libs" while the collusion was only one of many things against trump.
Honestly, hes still facing a host of charges in NY as soon as hes not president. Hes clear of one single charge, not the other 20. Besides, Mueller said he would follow protocol and not charge a sitting president so he left it up to the AG who was a Trump appointed lackey. I dont take his word for shit until we see the full report which the Republican's are doing everything they can to block from coming out. People who claim a report exonerates them on all counts dont hide the evidence, people who have shit to hide do that.
I don't think I've ever read anything more cringe worthy in my life. My only hope is that one day, some of these boys will wake up and look at this part and realise just how stupid it is
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-27
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1 Comeandseemeforonce 2019-03-27
Serious post: how do they source for this bots materials? Pure genius
1 Ashleychud 2019-03-27
Whenever dramanauts find a spergish quote, the relevant people are contacted to add it to the bot’s list.
1 VicisSubsisto 2019-03-27
Naturally and locally sourced from free range lolcows.
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-27
yum!
1 nmx179 2019-03-27
Heh, that's pretty good
1 LIBERALS_SUCK88 2019-03-27
Lmfao
Has there been an official response yet?
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-03-27
It's in the op of the linked post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJrqui5Lnao&feature=youtu.be
1 TheSubredditPolice 2019-03-27
nb4 "Organized Harassment Campaign From Reddit" -CNN
1 GunOfSod 2019-03-27
#LearnToCondiment
1 UUUU__UUUU 2019-03-27
Someone sent them Learn2Code book along with 25 lbs salt!
1 Vrishkin 2019-03-27
Anyone sending kosher salt?
1 Wilder_Woman 2019-03-27
Sorry, what is Kekistan?
1 bobadobalina 2019-03-27
#LearnToPreserveMeat
1 Nubthesamurai 2019-03-27
Oof, reddit might take some action if an article like that would go up. Only real rule on reddit the admins care about is to never generate bad publicity.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-27
"Trump supporters send 3 tons of a mysterious white substance to CNN offices" would be my best guess.
1 ForumPolice 2019-03-27
“Experts don’t deny it to be cocaine or anthrax”
1 running_out_of_alts 2019-03-27
It would definitely be fentanyl.
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-03-27
It would definitely be daddy's dried cummies.
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-03-27
http://magaimg.net/img/7ltd.png
3 and a half tons, someone just paid for forty 50lb bags today thats not counted in the main post. god damn these guys have too much time and money.
1 collectijism 2019-03-27
You have too much time and no money
1 LIBERALS_SUCK88 2019-03-27
Ouch :(
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-03-27
Dude, that is not my order. You can see in one of my other comments that was a random TD poster who linked that. I prefer to spend my money on B-slur
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-27
Gottem
1 M3mph 2019-03-27
Mo-ther-fucker
1 SloppySynapses 2019-03-27
LMAO
1 LIBERALS_SUCK88 2019-03-27
It's a zergling, Lester
1 SinisterStarSimon 2019-03-27
A fool and his money are soon parted.
1 Pinksister 2019-03-27
That's fucking funny dude, totally worth it imo. Imagine the faces of the office workers who had to find room for three goddamn tonnes of salt, and the boxes just kept showing up all day long lmao. Then the shitty-ass news writers trying to keep a stiff upper lip and pretend it doesn't bother them.
1 _Mellex_ 2019-03-27
They are just spending their tax returns lol
Thanks Trump
1 Venegush2 2019-03-27
Your avatar pic is disgusting
1 Diogenesus 2019-03-27
That's Russian oligarchs for ya...
1 KingWayneX 2019-03-27
Rock salt is useful. He should have sent table salt.
1 bobadobalina 2019-03-27
one guy sent 500lbs
it cost him like $90
1 bobadobalina 2019-03-27
cleverly disguised as clearly labeled commercial packages of salt delivered from walmart and amazon
1 nomoreducks 2019-03-27
"Trump supporters send 3 tons of a chemical compound to CNN offices. Under analysis, it appears to be a dehydrated mix of Hydrochloric Acid and Sodium Hydroxide (two highly dangerous chemicals)."
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-03-27
Can't wait for gamergate to by blamed.
1 Metal_Charizard 2019-03-27
It was about ethics in sodium chloride
1 Psyman2 2019-03-27
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZYi6L0
1 itsCaffeine 2019-03-27
Lol, as if they don't get all sorts of other nonsense already from Daddy Defense Force. The only people who are going to even know bags of salt have been sent to their offices are the one or two disgruntled mailroom employees who will subsquently throw them in the trash.
Even snoozeposting can't describe how boring this "troll" is. 😴😴😴
1 LIBERALS_SUCK88 2019-03-27
True, but to be fair I asked that question before realizing how little 3 tons of salt actually is. Turns out it's not that much.
1 bobadobalina 2019-03-27
the deliveries start today
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1 DodgeIvan 2019-03-27
Lmfao...
1 zkela 2019-03-27
really? i think it is characteristically moronic
1 Wygar 2019-03-27
Wasting money to own
libsa billion dollar company, watched by boomers.Anyways, three tons of salt is a nice gift, especially come winter time. I'd be pretty happy to get free salt.
1 RonPaulsDragRace 2019-03-27
Atlanta doesn't deal with snow, they just shut down when they see a flake.
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-03-27
I was driving through the pan handle and the fuckers had closed majority of things down for a snow flurry with maybe an inch on the ground.
Oklahoma has some god awful plowing for their highways though. It looked like a drunk was just swerving between the left and right most lanes.
1 ip_127_0_0_1 2019-03-27
They were
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-03-27
Not surprised at all. Was gonna take a quick nap in one of those big travel area stops. Had a bunch of hills have eyes rednecks staring out the store window out my car till I said fuck this.
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-03-27
TBH I'm no fan of donnie but I gotta admit, this kind of rabble rousing is probably a good way to rile up the base and make fun of CNN. I'd say as far as political contributions go you can do a lot worse.
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-27
I’m absolutely sure they’ve done this before though.
1 noxpallida 2019-03-27
Really? I think you’re a smug posting f-slur
1 bobadobalina 2019-03-27
i bet you're a hoot at parties
or would be if you were ever invited to them
1 shadowman3001 2019-03-27
It was. Think it's up to >4 tons already because they won't stop what have I done
1 ttlynotarussian_bot 2019-03-27
The man, the legend!
1 thedeal82 2019-03-27
The greatest deal, in the history of deals.
1 Volhar 2019-03-27
Ok, now this is epic
1 captain_ender 2019-03-27
Yeah I hate to agree, it's a pretty good and harmless prank. Better then the last thing a Trump nutcase sent CNN. I'd hate to be the guy who's in charge of their facilities though, that's it they actually signed for it.
1 preventDefault 2019-03-27
UPS workers are the real victims here.
1 berthejew 2019-03-27
My husband does winter work for a very large company. The small salters hold 3 tons, the large ones 6.
This is the equivalent to a dump truck of salt.
1 bobadobalina 2019-03-27
you mean the fake bombs the liberal sent to all those dems?
1 EpicLevelWizard 2019-03-27
No, that’s me, but this was honestly pretty funny.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
I like how Trump can just spew absurdly stupid lies on a weekly basis, be completely wrong along with his base, and somehow when anyone else is wrong about them it's some major victory for them.
Did everyone forget about "Obama wiretapped Trump tower."
1 sokolovey 2019-03-27
how much salt got delivered to you this morning
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
I mean, are you going to respond to anything I said? To be clear, I'm an accelerationist and don't care for either party, nor do I have any solid political views.
But can you explain to me why Trumptards can be repeatedly wrong, why Trump himself can fabricate wild stories with no basis in reality, have them debunked, be fine, and then if anyone is ever wrong about him there's some massive victory parade and his enemies are no longer credible?
1 Volhar 2019-03-27
Why are you so mad
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
?
1 skinnsaddler 2019-03-27
You're just jelly he Leaving Neverland'd Ivanka and she loves special Daddy nights more than ever.
1 sokolovey 2019-03-27
so, like, 25 pounds?
1 EdLesliesBarber 2019-03-27
LMAO what standard are politicians held to in America? I know youre 19 but were you comatose prior to Summer 2016?
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
A better wording might be 'If Trump supporters held him to the same standard they hold everyone else too, he'd be less credible than Baghdad Bob."
1 EdLesliesBarber 2019-03-27
A better wording might be: " "
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
1 EdLesliesBarber 2019-03-27
Good question
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1 Vegan_dogfucker 2019-03-27
That's like 2 pick up trucks. Weak shit.
1 I__Like_Stories 2019-03-27
Rookie numbers
1 Vegan_dogfucker 2019-03-27
We keep 2 or 3 pallets on hand at work during winter. It takes about 1.5-2 tons to salt our entire site.
1 911roofer 2019-03-27
Does it ever snow in Georgia?
1 Matues49 2019-03-27
Even at what should have been, by all means, their ultimate moment of vindication, r/T_D still can't help but SEETHE as spergaliciously as ever.
They are kinda similar to Brexiteers, who have been spazing out with increasing intensity ever since they won that referendum.
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-27
C O P E harder, this shit is funny
1 Matues49 2019-03-27
^ Exhibit A
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-27
>thinking im a trumptard
o i am laffin
1 mcslibbin 2019-03-27
"I just post about how much I agree with everything American conservatives think"
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-27
>thinking conservatives = trump
>thinking i agree with everything rightoids think
C O P E harder you rslured fslur
1 mcslibbin 2019-03-27
Ok honeu
1 AyyyyyMayoLmao 2019-03-27
spend 2 years convinced Trump was going to jail
Throws a hissy fit over a prank setup in a day
Keep seething you bundle of sticks
1 Matues49 2019-03-27
^ Exhibit 2
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1 Acsvf 2019-03-27
Where are they seething? Trolling CNN is not seething.
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-03-27
This is great for dramacoin
1 Prysorra2 2019-03-27
Is T_D allowed to be this funny?
1 lobstergenocide 2019-03-27
Not intentionally but yes
1 VicisSubsisto 2019-03-27
Pretty sure this was intentional.
1 9988554 2019-03-27
Naw they accidentally sent a shit ton of salt
1 _Mellex_ 2019-03-27
T_D has always been the funniest place on Reddit
1 DrPessimism 2019-03-27
Between Smollett not being charged and Trumptards crying about it, libtards being exposed for the gullible conspiracy theorists they are, Euroburgerland getting fucked hard by Article 13 I think it's time to sell. We'll never reach this peak again.
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1 DrPessimism 2019-03-27
Appalling, he used the g slur? As the OP I should clarify that I don't support this bigotry. What a disgusting sluraggot.
1 collectijism 2019-03-27
Wait till corey bookers sex partner from the bathroom stall is revealed as Anderson cooper
1 LBCdaze 2019-03-27
Corey Booker eats meat after all.
1 twistedlimb 2019-03-27
After all?
1 papapoohbear13 2019-03-27
Wut?
1 gstanmoredz 2019-03-27
Wait till corey bookers sex partner from the bathroom stall is revealed as Anderson cooper
1 papapoohbear13 2019-03-27
Wut?
1 becauseiliketoupvote 2019-03-27
Remember, a collapse in drama markets can by definition only cause more drama. We've nowhere to go but up!
1 major84 2019-03-27
Euroburderland
1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-03-27
Sell now, buy in the 2018 lull
sell in the 2020 trump reeeeeeeeeeee-election
1 Infidel6 2019-03-27
2020 is coming, my dear b*tch
1 syrupsandwatches 2019-03-27
Pretty much anyone who cares about justice even remotely is crying about Smollett though.
1 heretobefriends 2019-03-27
Don't forget the British MPs saying no to every possible brexit plan.
1 HongKongDollars 2019-03-27
I mean, the Russians around the administration isn't a conspiracy theory. Still haven't heard any actual reasoning for it yet and at least the actual Russian stooge in manafort is locked up.
1 muck4doo 2019-03-27
Am I the only one to notice all those commentators post on r/T_D? Ya'll are slipping.
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-03-27
Never posted there f-slur.
1 muck4doo 2019-03-27
I hate having to mansplain the joke to r[-slurs].
1 _Ameizing_ 2019-03-27
It will be even better when CNN goes loud with their story about being sent “unknown white powder” from thousands of sources and how this is a personal attack on the families of its journalists.
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2019-03-27
That’s the only thing that will make it good. It’s just a lame boomer take on a 4chan prank if CNN doesn’t even acknowledge it. But if they get the FBI involved and call it a terrorist attack and shit, it’ll be legendary.
1 UhmOkSweaty 2019-03-27
This may be the first funny thing baste MIGApedes have done since Blumpfh took the Oval Office.
1 Awesometom100 2019-03-27
They must be having the time of their lives this week.
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-03-27
Tbh, would have been funnier if they spent that money on spring loaded containers that shoot dildos and glitter. Now THAT would be pretty epic.
1 VidiotGamer 2019-03-27
We're not here to talk about your kinks.
1 Quietus42 2019-03-27
I legit laughed at this shit. It's so ridiculous it's actually funny. And fuck CNN anyways. They're fucking trash.
1 UnoriginalStanger 2019-03-27
SO BRAVE
1 Quietus42 2019-03-27
I wanted to annoy the downvoters to get more downvotes but my plan backfired.
1 TheEnglishman28 2019-03-27
Based and Bannonpilled
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
DEPORTED
1 Prysorra2 2019-03-27
FOREIGNER DETECTED
1 ForumPolice 2019-03-27
EXECUTE THE RED COAT
1 Quietus42 2019-03-27
Based and dramapilled
1 mr_mace 2019-03-27
OUT
1 Quietus42 2019-03-27
Hating CNN should be non-partisan.
1 2938_throwd 2019-03-27
Ewwww seriousposting. Drama is about dramacoin, which CNN is wonderful for.
1 Quietus42 2019-03-27
I guess. A bunch of [r-slur]s screaming at each other is decent drama, I guess. It just makes me feel [r-slur]ed when I watch it.
1 2938_throwd 2019-03-27
Stop being such a nagger.
1 Quietus42 2019-03-27
No u.
1 LightUmbra 2019-03-27
U r tho
1 Quietus42 2019-03-27
Well duh. But, like, more [r-slur]ed.
1 StevenGorefrost 2019-03-27
Will somebody legit explained the r-slur stuff to me?
1 Quietus42 2019-03-27
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/b5i6uv/please_help_spread_the_news_to_our_slower_rslured
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-27
Admins overdosed on semen again.
1 AlrightGinger 2019-03-27
yikes
1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-27
The nads of this lad
1 jwil191 2019-03-27
Imagine watching enough cable news to have an opinion on it
1 Dramautist 2019-03-27
🔝🔝🔝
1 CSA-Joe 2019-03-27
Imagine reading headlines as your primary news source.
1 Lehk 2019-03-27
I pretty much get all my newss from the chans
1 drakos07 2019-03-27
imagine getting your news from retarded mouthbreathers.
Y'all f-sluring wack, I get all my news by being physically present at the source of the news.
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-03-27
Imagine not being omnipresent
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-27
Is it over for singularcels?
1 Pinksister 2019-03-27
The chans link direct videos to news, you see footage and hear police statements directly. No need for the MSM filter. It's superior.
1 regeya 2019-03-27
For real. No other cable news network touches FOX News for viewership. Having said that, more people subscribe to the New York Times.
1 TruthPains 2019-03-27
Jon Stewart told me what to think about CNN in the late 00s and early 10s.
1 jwil191 2019-03-27
Checks out
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-03-27
I will never not love CNN getting mocked.
1 Quietus42 2019-03-27
Handshakememe.jpg
1 Momruepari 2019-03-27
do not say the f-word, you r-slur.
1 Quietus42 2019-03-27
We can't even swear now? What the f-word.
1 OysterCookie 2019-03-27
the faegala word
1 siempreloco31 2019-03-27
1 GoHurtMyFeelings 2019-03-27
Because they're all liberal cry babies and their gullible. They believe anything the MSM tells them.
1 Quietus42 2019-03-27
I'm a liberal. Where's your God now?
1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-27
👌🏿
1 Pillgates666 2019-03-27
Up vote for fuck cnn
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-27
No one cares nerds
1 brocktacular 2019-03-27
Bless your heart.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-03-27
How is this funny? It's completely moronic and a huge waste of a lot of people's time.
1 jctoastpig 2019-03-27
I think you just answered your own question
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-03-27
I don't find that funny. Now, as point of contrast a similar situation that was funny was when a bunch of people send dildos and lube to the rednecks holed up in the Oregon BLM building a couple years ago.
That was at least mildly chuckle worthy, this is just weak.
1 RedditorsAreRetarts 2019-03-27
owning libs: not funny owning conservat@rds: 😂😂😂😂🤙
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-03-27
I'm a true radical centrist, I enjoy making fun of everyone. It's only when it's just not funny that I have a problem with it.
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1 nanonan 2019-03-27
That's some tasty salt you have. Care to donate?
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-03-27
Nah, I just have very high taste. I only enjoy the finest of salts, and they are only available at high cost and certain times of year.
This low level children's bullshit doesn't amuse me.
1 GIANT_BLEEDING_ANUS 2019-03-27
Well this is literally the only win they've had. Gotta go all out.
1 nanonan 2019-03-27
Trump has been non-stop winning from the start, achieving everything he's set his mind to, with the occasional exception. I'm suprised they managed that much after being so tired from all the winning.
1 GIANT_BLEEDING_ANUS 2019-03-27
Imagine believing this unironically
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1 GIANT_BLEEDING_ANUS 2019-03-27
Imagine believing this unironically
1 ObnoxiousFactczecher 2019-03-27
They're saltmarshing the swamp!
1 fabulousmountain 2019-03-27
It's like a sentence spoken by a 4 year old
1 UhmOkSweaty 2019-03-27
Yeah, the internet is great isn't it?
1 Ninja_Arena 2019-03-27
I would have rather it went to MSNBC. Regards, pretty good.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
I like how Trump can just spew absurdly stupid lies on a weekly basis, be completely wrong along with his base, and somehow when anyone else is wrong about them it's some major victory for them.
Did everyone forget about "Obama wiretapped Trump tower."
Or the time Trump claimed he had a team investigating Obama for "not being born in the US."
Or the 45 other times he's fabricated stories to attack his enemies? Is Ted Cruz's father still involved in the JFK assassination?
Is Obama still using his secret Arab ring to communicate with terrorists?
1 sokolovey 2019-03-27
jeez, so like 50 pounds was sent to you
that's rough, man
1 muck4doo 2019-03-27
Pizzashill produced about that much salt about this. Your donations aren't needed.
1 Deus_G 2019-03-27
You really are dense. Trump/supporters have been right EVERYSTEP OF THE WAY.
Its the Leftists that have been sooo wrong for 4 years now. EVERY TIME. I honestly dont know how you guys havent shifted your worldview yet after being so wrong, so often, and so consistently. TDS is real. Your cognitive dissonance is real.
Leftists have gone off the rails. Trump is so entrenched in your minds that you guys are irrational.
This happened dummy. Try to keep up.
1 Aiwatcher 2019-03-27
How that kool-aid taste my dude
1 Deus_G 2019-03-27
Great rebuttal! Thanks!
1 Aiwatcher 2019-03-27
I'm sorry you're in love with a dumpy senile old man who says literally the first thing that comes in his head without forethought. Is it his politics, business acumen, or inability to formulate sentences that you find so attractive?
"I have a very big....brain." - Donald J. Trump
Stay retarded, middle America
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-27
Sounds pretty based. That’s why we call him Daddy. 🤛🏽🏌🏿♂️🇷🇺
1 Aiwatcher 2019-03-27
You know, I'm perfectly alright with him so long as it's a fetish thing. I know I'VE personally gotten off to some of those early campaign speeches. But just because Daddy is a sexy, fat dipshit doesn't mean that we ought to keep him as the leader of the free world for much longer than a few weeks. I think the amount of pornographic content we have out of this presidency already has been more than enough. Don't you based red-pillers get it?? We have to separate porn from policy!
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-27
Hmm, only if the next POTUS is just as or spicer. I can’t downgrade from this.
1 Butch_Patterson 2019-03-27
Rosanne / Arnold 2020?
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-27
Mitch McConnell / AOC.
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-27
Pewdie / Pie
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
Hillary Clinton and Podesta were running a pedo ring out of the basement of a pizza parlor?
Obama wasn't a US citizen and would be indicted any day now?
Ted Cruz's father was involved in the JFK assassination?
Climate change is a Chinese hoax?
Should I keep going, because there's like, you know, a massive list of these.
Not according to his own DOJ:
https://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/02/obama-trump-tower-wiretap-no-evidence-242284
1 allendrio 2019-03-27
see this is why we need pizza, hes the only one who effort posts against DDF
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
Is it really effort when it takes under 25 seconds to prove them wrong?
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-27
More effort then most since everyone else just points and laughs at them
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
Yeah, and that's why we have a DDF problem. They've been allowed to run rampant with nobody contesting them.
They've confused the laughing at them for some type of proof their worldview holds validity.
1 allendrio 2019-03-27
Its more there hasn't been many posts making fun of boomerology / daddy for awhile so they think the sub is the cringeanrachy of SRD.
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-27
Thank you for your service Mr. Pizza.
F
1 muck4doo 2019-03-27
Takes less then ten seconds for you to give me 5 game tokens for a dollar. I can see why yo are frustrated Chuck E.
1 muck4doo 2019-03-27
That, and he supplies us our game tokens.
1 ZardokAllen 2019-03-27
They weren’t wiretapping the phones, they were “surveilling” his phones!
1 Husbeast 2019-03-27
Manafort, Trump's campaign manager, wasn't surveilled while in Trump Tower?
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
Donald Trump claimed HE was wiretapped.
Not only that, again, the DOJ and FBI refuted Trump's claim:
Even the white house walked the claim back:
There's a very large difference between a foreign agent being watched and incidental collection and Donald Trump himself being watched.
And as far as I know, even though manafort was being watched, there's no evidence that his residence at Trump tower was:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2017/09/22/is-president-trump-vindicated-on-his-claim-of-wires-tapped-by-obama/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.d3c51856187a
1 LongPostBot 2019-03-27
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1 Husbeast 2019-03-27
You're very thorough, you must be a very considerate lover
1 nmx179 2019-03-27
Wew lad
1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-27
Imagine seriousposting to the seriousposter in chief.
1 ThaWZA 2019-03-27
Seething
1 HouseOfSteak 2019-03-27
So, how's the trade deficit doing?
How 'bout that federal deficit?
Is Hillareeeeeee in jail yet?
Has the inauguration crowd been proven to be the biggest ever?
Is the nuclear threat from North Korea over?
Come on, I need me some quick dramacoin.
1 coldfirerules 2019-03-27
1 Volhar 2019-03-27
Did you really repost this after getting downvoted the first time
Serious posting and being this concerned with internet points
Wew
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
No, I put in an edit that the bot removed and had to repost it.
1 Volhar 2019-03-27
Dum robit
1 BriefSquirt 2019-03-27
Good bot
1 WhyNotCollegeBoard 2019-03-27
Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.82921% sure that IDFSHILL is not a bot.
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1 ChewieAtePeople 2019-03-27
!isbot chewieatepeolple
1 BriefSquirt 2019-03-27
Pizzashill is truly a treasure
1 nmx179 2019-03-27
I mean, America hasn't been destroyed yet as per his globalist agenda, so probably?
1 duckraul2 2019-03-27
globalists sure are bad at destroying countries since they've been in control of them for 60+years and still haven't even managed to make the US not the preeminent superpower during that time.
1 nmx179 2019-03-27
Obviously?
1 duckraul2 2019-03-27
btfo
1 _narrows 2019-03-27
Lol I would vote for A second term just to see you melt down
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
1 _narrows 2019-03-27
Can you repost that picture of you? I love the dark circles under your eyes and your wonderful dick sucking lips
1 Jas0nJewnova 2019-03-27
https://i.imgur.com/g9MqEH9.jpg
1 TreLoon 2019-03-27
Dem lips dummy thicc
1 Gooch_Butter 2019-03-27
He looks like so many races mixed into one. I bet his mom was the pass-around girl at the local dive bar and all the cum in her pussy combined into supercum and made a universal worldbaby.
1 MadMaxMercer 2019-03-27
Waitwaitwait, thats shill forreal? Goddam turbofag lookin muthafucka.
1 running_out_of_alts 2019-03-27
This fits with your youthful angst. I appreciate you shittalking the ddf though.
1 xlhat 2019-03-27
Huh ?
1 TreLoon 2019-03-27
Intentionally ruin the country to own the capitalist pigs
1 xlhat 2019-03-27
I know why tankies call themselves that but shilly is far from one.
1 TreLoon 2019-03-27
I mean accelerationism is an actual thing and primarily a lefty thing, as leftists hate capitalism
1 xlhat 2019-03-27
God he's a commie ?? 😱
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
That just sounds like a socialist seeing his ideas fucked everything up and claiming "T-that was my plan all along..."
1 nanonan 2019-03-27
They skateboard often?
1 xlhat 2019-03-27
It's a he and I don't think so.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-27
People with chaotic personal lives and no permanent attachments to the people/world around them unironically want to see the prevailing order turned to shit.
You can spot the accelerationist by having no real friends, finances, property, but also being white and Western in the most prosperous and stable time period in human history
1 xlhat 2019-03-27
So poor people support this ? Damnit, I knew removing property limits were a mistake.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-27
Yeah, it turns out if you work hard/smart, make decent money, buy a house and pay lots of taxes, you don't want to see the USA turn into Mad Max.
1 xlhat 2019-03-27
Exactly. People demonise landowners but who has more skin in the game ?
Someone with money overseas or some hobo ?
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-27
I'm an unironic hobo, but I still like cheap gas, cheap consumer goods, and people working really long hours so they stay out of my woods
1 xlhat 2019-03-27
Yes but people as based as you are few and far in between.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-27
aw thanks baby that was real sweet. if you wanna join me on the road one day, i got plenty of extra underoos.
1 xlhat 2019-03-27
😳
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2019-03-27
Accelerationism is for losers that want to galaxy brain themselves into thinking they're actually winning when they're losing.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
you're entitled to think whatever you'd like.
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-03-27
So are you gonna shoot up a mosque or a church?
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
My favorite part of your post was when you summarized the Russian Collusion thing being make-believe as "somebody was wrong about him".
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
It wasn't really "make believe" to be clear. There were valid reasons to question him, and a lot of smoke, which is why the investigation happened in the first place.
There's enough hard evidence, for example, that Trump JR met with a Russian government asset in order to obtain dirt on Hillary Clinton, and directly talked about lifting sanctions in exchange for that. He then lied to congress about it.
The reality is the Mueller probe was far too narrow to uncover hard proof of Collusion with the Russian government, cutouts maybe, but not directly with the Russian government.
To sum this up, the things Trump has repeatedly said are all more absurd than the Russian investigation.
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
You should have told Mueller about this shit when you had the chance. He probably just didn't realize that 'talking to a guy from another country about politics' was a crime.
HAHAHHAHHA. Oh fuck. What's the return policy on your Mueller votive candles and "Mueller time" t-shirt?
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
More than talked. Discussed changing US law in exchange for dirt on a political opponent, dirt he was told was part of direct support for his fathers campaign by the Russian government.
What he did was absolutely illegal.
Considering I was never invested in Mueller, I won't need one. Russia was never a real issue to me, my primary issue with Trump is his incompetence, his terrible policy agenda, and his clear mental illness.
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
Huh, that's awful funny. When Nigel Farage came to America as a sitting member of the UK Parliament, and announced with Trump standing right next to him that he was going to meet in private with Trump to discuss his campaign and the relationship between their two nations, why weren't they drug away in chains?
When Gianni Pittella, active member of the European Parliament came to the United States to loudly and actively campaign for the Hillary Clinton campaign by showing up to rallies and meeting with her and business leaders to strategize against Trump, why didn't the GOP immediately sue?
It's almost like nobody gave a shit about any of it until Trump won and it was time to pretend that sort of thing is a crime.
I don't have to defend it. Nobody was indicted. No U.S. citizen was found to have colluded with Russia. There's no need for a retarded slapfight on drama about it because the people who, unlike you, know what actually happened just released a report on it.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
This is not the same legally as meeting with a Russian government asset to discuss obtaining illegally hacked materials to use in a political campaign.
When did the UK hack a major US political party to obtain dirt and then try to trade it for law changes?
And that doesn't mean they aren't guilty, now does it?
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
They met in private. You have no fucking idea what they did or did not discuss because nobody asked, because nobody cared, because "campaign meeting with politicians from another country" hadn't been blown up into something scary by the news sources that have been ass-fucking your mind for the past two years.
If that happened, somebody would have been indicted for collusion. You're just ignoring what we know to maintain your conspiracy theory like it's 2018 or something.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
That's neat, you have no proof of reason to believe anything illegal was discussed between the UK and the US. We have direct proof this is the case with Trump JR. Your argument is, to be frank, completely fallacious.
That's literally what happened.
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1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
Yes. Because nobody looked into it, because nobody cared, because "Campaign met with foreign officials" wasn't considered suspicious until Trump won and your echo chamber told you it was something to see as suspicious.
Everything you think about this is either bullshit, or else you spinning perfectly normal things that happen into pretend crimes.
I guess the Mueller investigation was 'too narrow' to have access to an internet connection. You're trying to convince me that behavior everybody knew about a year ago is a crime despite us just being told no crime occurred. You are clearly completely unphased by reality, and just believe whatever your favorite propaganda tells you about orange man.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
Because the UK wasn't involved in a campaign to influence the US election. Russia was.
A) is it illegal to obtain information from a foreign government to use in a political campaign?
B) is it a crime to lie to congress under oath?
I don't want your spin on this, I want yes or no answers.
Answer the above questions. Yes or no answers.
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1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
Which no American was connected to. To pretend otherwise is just a conspiracy theory at this point.
Of course not. Again, see Nigel Farage. Do you seriously think he didn't say anything to Trump that could be considered 'information to use in a political campaign'? If the standard was that loose, campaigns would never meet in private with anybody from a foreign government for fear of the appearance of collusion. But they both did, and the teams of lawyers who's job was to scrutinize their every move didn't say shit.
The idea that such a thing would be illegal was made up by the people who spend the past two years trying to convince you of the Trump/Collusion thing.
It's a crime to lie in court and to the FBI under oath, I don't know about to Congress. One would think so, but so many people in this mess seem to be getting away with it that it's hard to say.
All I can say for certain is that Trump Jr. wasn't indicted for anything, including lying to Congress, so whatever lies you think he told must not be criminal.
You're posturing like those questions were supposed to be hard or supposed to obliterate me or something.
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1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
And this is where I stopped reading. This is an outright denial of established US law, and the fact you were so easily able to deny this leads me to believe you aren't a person interested in reality, and there is nothing that will ever convince you that you're wrong.
The idea it is legal to accept help from a foreign government in a US political campaign is objectively false.
Have a nice day.
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
Well yeah. You thought your stupid question was clever.
1 rygell4 2019-03-27
Man you are 100% thrall. A complete cult member. You need an intervention.
1 AyyyyyMayoLmao 2019-03-27
Never invested in Mueller
Posting paragraphs about how Mueller dropped the ball.
Oh lawdy
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
I enjoy low hanging fruit and easy to win arguments. You can find me doing the same thing on other accounts in multiple subs, left-wing subs at that.
I'll prove my point:
find a single comment in which I ever expressed any faith in the Mueller investigation, said collusion would be proven or anything like that.
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
That explains why you declared the one between you and I to be over and ran crying into the night like the tiniest of bitches.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
You claimed something that is objectively illegal wasn't illegal.
Where exactly do you go from there? If someone walks up to you and says the sky is green, do you try to argue with them and waste your time or just leave?
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
You're declaring yourself to be objectively right based on nothing when all the facts are against you, and just pretending not to see the points I made that shoot your declaration down.
Was it illegal for Hillary to accept a European Parliament member coming to the US and campaigning for her? If no, what the fuck are you talking about? If yes, why did zero people care? You have no answer, so all you can do is pretend you won.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
Alright, just to be clear, so I can get this on record for everyone to see.
You believe that it is not illegal for a US political campaign to accept aid from a hostile foreign power.
That, in your head, is not illegal? I'm not interested in your false equivalencies, I am asking you if you believe it is legal for an American political campaign to accept material support from a foreign government.
Yes or no.
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
Aid? Hostile? This is just you moving the goalposts. If that "Aid" comes in the form of a giant fucking check or activity that is otherwise illegal, then yeah, that's a crime. If that "aid" comes in the form of dirt, advocacy, tips, information, or otherwise a bunch of words, then of course it isn't.
Material support? This is you moving the goalposts again.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
Yes it fucking is.
"aid" in this law can be defined as any form of support. This is exactly what I'm talking about. This is why I dismissed you, when someone denies established US law in this fashion it is completely pointless to argue with them.
You unironically believe that it is legal for a US campaign to meet with a foreign power to obtain dirt on political opponents. I just wanted you to say it again so everyone could laugh at you for believing this shit.
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
If that were true, then when Gianni Pittella came to the U.S. to campaign for Hillary, it would have been a crime and the Trump campaign would have sued, Hillary would have been indicted, and that would have been that.
It doesn't matter how bold you make the fucking text, your baseless assertions don't line up with the reality in which we live.
Yes absolutely. That's why everybody knows Don Jr. and yet he wasn't indicted. That's why nobody demanding to know what Nigel Farage and Trump discussed.
You simply have your head way up your ass to the point where you think the 1st Amendment allows private conversations to be criminalized, and you think this preposterous nonsense because it you need it to argue about Trump on the internet.
1 nahnotreallytho 2019-03-27
why you getting whooped by this scrub?
2-0 agk, this is some ridiculous dodging and cope I honestly expect better shill, smdh
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
Yeah, saying things that are so absurdly false people stop taking you seriously is "winning."
1 nahnotreallytho 2019-03-27
Hey quick question does momma Clinton receiving campaign aid and campaign advice from a foreign power mean she colluded too?
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
Clinton got aid from a foreign government?
1 nahnotreallytho 2019-03-27
You can answer the question as a hypothetical, if it really makes you itch.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
I'm not interested in answering until you show me which government the Clinton campaign met with in search of aid.
1 nahnotreallytho 2019-03-27
This cope 😆
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
If the Hillary Clinton campaign met with a foreign government in search of aid in the election, that would be illegal.
1 nahnotreallytho 2019-03-27
So aid is legal as long as they gave it without her "searching for it"?
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
I'm not going to play this game with you anymore. Either present what you're talking about or you're dismissed.
You will not get another response from me until you source your claims.
1 nahnotreallytho 2019-03-27
This cope 😆
1 Lupusvorax 2019-03-27
Thank God
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
Notice how he's desperate for the specifics now that he's talking to somebody who doesn't have them. When he was talking to me he just pretended not to see the specifics whenever I brought it up. This guy is truly shit-tier.
1 nahnotreallytho 2019-03-27
I have them. I just know they're not required to answer a hypothetical scenario.
He's desperate for anything that lets him not answer the question, because he knows as soon as he says yes, the facts and his previous posts prove he thinks hilldog colluded too.
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
Just think, these past two years while pundits were declaring that stuff like this was obviously criminal, we had a widely reported example of Hillary doing the same thing and nobody caring.
And too late, you got my gamerstink all over you. I bet you upvoted me too, you degenerate.
1 Lupusvorax 2019-03-27
https://thehill.com/376858-australian-diplomat-whose-tip-prompted-fbis-russia-probe-has-tie-to-clintons
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
Lmao, the Clinton foundation was/is one of the biggest/well respected charity orgs on the planet.
Tons of countries donated to it.
The idea this links them to the Clinton's is... highly questionable.
1 Lupusvorax 2019-03-27
Oh really. So explain this then:
https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/australia-ceases-multimilliondollar-donations-to-controversial-clinton-family-charities/news-story/219577919ed8dfbd79cf808321234eba
Donations to the Foundations of almost 10 million a year for almost 10 years, are stopped 2 weeks after Clinton loses the 2016 elections.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
They likely stopped donating to it because the foundation got so much flak from delusional conservatives tbh.
Feel free to go look on the charity rating websites, the Clinton foundation was very highly rated.
Furthermore, you understand that donations to a charity are not the same thing as donations to a person, correct?
Clinton can't profit from a charity. So your argument makes literally no sense. The only person I know guilty of charity fraud is Donald Trump.
1 Lupusvorax 2019-03-27
At no point did they stop during all the pre-existing allegations, of corruption. Only after she lost the election...... And with in the same month.
Keep lying to yourself though.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
And what I said still applies.
Yes, because there is no proof of charity fraud on Clinton's part and direct proof of charity fraud on Trump's part. Do you have any proof Clinton is guilty of charity fraud?
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
You piece of shit. I explicitly told you she got campaign support from Gianni Pittella and you didn't respond to it. Now you're demanding some complete other person to cite it to you because you think I'm not watching.
http://time.com/4429904/dnc-hillary-clinton-italian-europe/
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
Lmao, someone showing up in the US and campaigning is not the same thing as meeting with a foreign government in private to seek illegally obtained information on a political opponent.
This is the worst false equivalence in a long line of false equivalencies you've tried to spew here. I also didn't read your comments because you repeatedly denied reality.
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
It's providing aid. And you specifically said that aid in the form of words, not financial, was illegal. You're just blatantly contradicting yourself now.
I already said receiving aid that came in the form of criminal behavior was illegal. This is you shifting the goalposts back again because you lost the argument.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
No it's not you troll. Do you think people conduct illegal campaign activities in public, in the media?
Are you unironically this delusional? Like what? I'm baffled as to how you thought this was the same thing.
At this point I'm convinced you're a troll.
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
Yeah. Campaigning for somebody isn't providing aid to their campaign. That sounds right.
You're pathetic.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
Again, there is no rational, coherent, or sane way to think these events were the same thing.
If you think that, you are extremely mentally ill.
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
Nobody said they were the same thing, mongoloid. That's you moving the goalposts again.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
You absolutely are trying to claim these were on equal footing. I don't know who you think you're fooling with this, but I suspect you're now realizing how absurd your claim was and are trying to shift over and pretend you weren't saying they were the same thing.
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
You said this:
So I gave you an example of an Italian government official aiding the Hillary campaign, and now you're shifting the goalposts because you're a lying little shit that can't just take the L like a man.
That's all, really.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
Again, publicly campaigning for someone does not meet the standard and would not even come close to it.
You are completely delusional.
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
It doesn't mean the standard you're desperately trying to shift to because I just made you look like a moron, maybe. The standard you actually gave, though, was 'any form of support', and it certainly meets that. If you want to say your 'any form of support' standard was fucking stupid and wrong,and correct yourself, now would be the time I suppose.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
Again, you are not fooling anyone but yourself with this brand of mental gymnastics.
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
So...no standard you'd like to clarify or present, then? Gotcha.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
You're latching on to the word "all" because you have no argument, and are completely ignoring context.
1 Wordshark 2019-03-27
Oof, embarrassing night for the shill.
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
His problem is he's trying to have a Battle of the Talking Points, and I'm just pointing out to him the stuff that happened. A couple weeks ago, when nobody knew anything, his talking points had a lot more oomph.
1 Lupusvorax 2019-03-27
Here's a novel idea: How about you answer his question before you expect yours to be answered
1 plurpnslurp 2019-03-27
Why are you so anti-Trump compared to any other politician? Just to rile people up?
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
Because he's much worse than everyone else. The extreme, pathological lying, the science denial, the corruption; all very blatant, he doesn't even try to hide it.
I hate all politicians, but Trump takes the cake due to his profound and extreme ignorance.
1 AsteriusRex 2019-03-27
If her were as incompetent as you claim, shouldn't you, as a self proclaimed "accelerationist" (lol), be his number one fan?
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
I dislike stupid people. Trump is stupid.
1 Fataleo 2019-03-27
/r/iamverysmart
1 LadyVetinari 2019-03-27
Le rElEvaNt subreddit lulz
Get fucked
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-03-27
Immigrants OUT OUT OUT
1 Lupusvorax 2019-03-27
You must really 'dislike' yourself then.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
Responses to a single argument I made: 0.
1 Lupusvorax 2019-03-27
Quick, someone mod this muppet..
1 nanonan 2019-03-27
Strange how every ounce of that smoke was bought and paid for by the Dems.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
Funny how the russian investigation started before the dossier even existed.
1 Lupusvorax 2019-03-27
In April 2016, attorney Marc Elias separately hired Fusion GPS to investigate Trump on behalf of Hillary Clinton's campaign and the DNC.
According to its authorizing document which was signed by Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein on May 17, 2017, the investigation's scope included the allegation that there were links or coordination between Donald Trump's presidential campaign and the Russian government[3][4]
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
The Russia investigation happen pre-dates the dossier and was started by the FBI after an Australian diplomat tipped off the FBI.
The dossier did not start the investigation, period.
1 Lupusvorax 2019-03-27
Oh, hey goalposts. What are you doing over there.
1 Lupusvorax 2019-03-27
That timeline above says otherwise you mong.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
No it doesn't.
Do you think the Mueller probe was started off the dossier? The Mueller probe happened because Trump fired Comey, the Russia investigation started without the Dossier:
Your own source says as much, did you even read it?
1 LongPostBot 2019-03-27
Sorry ma'am, looks like his delusions have gotten worse. We'll have to admit him,
I am a bot. Contact for questions
1 Lupusvorax 2019-03-27
You stated that the investigation existed before the dossier.
You were wrong.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
Oh my god, you are beyond pedantic. You know very well you/the other guy were trying to imply the investigation started with the Dossier (which is a claim Trump has repeated many times.)
The dossier might have existed in some form, but it wasn't used in the investigation or have anything to do with the start of the investigation, which is the claim.
1 AyyyyyMayoLmao 2019-03-27
Look at all this cope
1 kittendispenser 2019-03-27
Agendaposting 🤮
1 UnitLemonWrinkles 2019-03-27
Hello fellow n-slur I am going to grab some of my fellow n-slurs to do a hate crime against a man loving n-slur whilst wearing maga hats and t posing to assert dominance. I come to you because as a n-slur I don't want to be shot by the donuts and me and my n-slurs would be grateful if you could spare some of your salt so we can white face our hate crime. Ok thanks
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-03-27
Just enjoy the funny prank pizza. Its just about the only chance you'll have to laugh with them rather than at them, so sieze the opportunity
1 Chicup 2019-03-27
Such a salty midget.
1 nanonan 2019-03-27
The Trump Tower was wiretapped by officials under Obamas administration. Many including his own family members have claimed Obama was born outside the US. I'm not sure what list of bullshit you got 45 other times from but I doubt they are any more valid.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-27
Imagine repeating a lie even the white house had to walk back.
1 Wygar 2019-03-27
Whelp I'm convinced.
1 Fataleo 2019-03-27
You're a shitty bot.
1 OG_Snapper 2019-03-27
Ok
1 Lupusvorax 2019-03-27
You sure your in the IDF?
I mean, is expect some next level brain manipulation from someone trained by the Mossad.
That shit to there is something if expect to see it if Zimbabwe.
Robert? Is that you?
1 TonsOfSalt 2019-03-27
Man, remember that time he said Obama paid a $400 million cash ransom to a state sponsor of terrorism?
1 xlhat 2019-03-27
He says, as a complement.
These can't be real people. Come on !!
1 KingPhilipIII 2019-03-27
They’re all Russian bots, remember?
1 xlhat 2019-03-27
Yes and no.
Bots up vote and down vote but r slur comments like this are made by normal humans.
Or so I think.
1 xlhat 2019-03-27
Wasting food to own the libs. 😎
1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-27
Are you calling salt food?
1 xlhat 2019-03-27
Typically on it's own it's not of course.
However it is an edible and necessary condiment for humans.
1 running_out_of_alts 2019-03-27
Fuk you Dude I like ketchup and I put it on my hot dogs
1 xlhat 2019-03-27
https://i.imgur.com/EZ1tylx.gif
1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-27
Does mommy chop them up for you?
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-03-27
Reported
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-03-27
You do know how nasty those things are right
1 loli_esports 2019-03-27
i just want you to know even the national hotdog council thinks you're a child and wrong for doing that.
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-03-27
Ni🅱️🅱️a salt isn't food
1 xlhat 2019-03-27
It's more of a food then ketchup.
Salt is needed for human survival. May not be food on it's own but a damn important component of food
1 NormalOntarioCitizen 2019-03-27
By that measure, since Cl is a component of salt, Chlorine is important for survival.
I have an idea to "feed" the Furries.
1 xlhat 2019-03-27
You damn well know that salt is essential for humans.
However if that's your view so be it.
1 NormalOntarioCitizen 2019-03-27
My view is that Furries need to be gassed. I dunno what you're on about.
1 xlhat 2019-03-27
You took the salt thing and made it about CI and chlorine.
Anyway gas em.
1 NormalOntarioCitizen 2019-03-27
Salt is NaCl (not CI), which is made up of half Chlorine half Sodium....
1 xlhat 2019-03-27
TIL....
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1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-03-27
To amerilards with high blood pressure salt most definitely is.
1 KingPhilipIII 2019-03-27
Wait. I’m not supposed to eat out of the salt shaker?
1 Agenda_Poster 2019-03-27
Salt is racist because it disproportionately kills black people more than even the police
1 CSA-Joe 2019-03-27
☝️
1 CHICKENMANTHROWAWAY 2019-03-27
Kills them less than black people though
1 AyyyyyMayoLmao 2019-03-27
COPE
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1 xlhat 2019-03-27
😴
1 Acsvf 2019-03-27
We've got perfectly enough food.
1 xlhat 2019-03-27
COPE.
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-03-27
I expected better.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-27
No you didn't
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-03-27
I am a very optimistic person.
1 Ion_12 2019-03-27
That’s actually pretty good lol
1 DannedFromBrama 2019-03-27
too many seriousposting n-slurs in here
1 TheHelpfulHusband 2019-03-27
I'm really becoming a fan of "n-slur"
1 SPAMRAAM_ 2019-03-27
I’m gonna say the n slur
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-27
M-slur O-slur get d-slur!!!!!
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-27
Old movies: in 2018 we'll have flying cars.
Once again reality surpases expectations.
1 911roofer 2019-03-27
I cannot wait till this stupid Jew joke is done.
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1 Infidel6 2019-03-27
Neighbor please.
1 Woolgun 2019-03-27
"Fuck yeah I just spent a couple hundred to send a few dozen kilos of salt to CNN, fucking owned them xD how could they possibly recover?"
1 refrigenatron 2019-03-27
tbh it's a pretty funny prank. waste of money, sure, but harmless and silly.
1 Zac1245 2019-03-27
Better than a bomb threat tbh
1 Deport_The_Mexicans 2019-03-27
Threat?
1 backtotheduture 2019-03-27
is it though?
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-03-27
Uh yeah it definitely is
1 BenderIsGreatBIG 2019-03-27
it didn’t tho
1 kaczynskireborn 2019-03-27
not for drama
1 Mikeavelli 2019-03-27
You know this is gonna get reported as an unidentified white powder though.
1 FFX_IS_DA_BEST 2019-03-27
Anything besides a gun and a single bullet to kill yourself with is a waste of money tbh so all good there.
1 Woolgun 2019-03-27
CNN can easily spin this into targeted harassment and say how Trump supporters wasted a critical resource for a joke, then donate it to whoever, idk if there are any areas with salt shortages, but they can easily just donate it to low income families.
If they are smart they'll make DDF look like shit and get some free marketing out of it.
1 refrigenatron 2019-03-27
i have no fucking clue how anyone would use or donate 3 tons of salt. I have no doubt they'll at least try to do something with this that puts them in a positive light, tho, so you're probably right there
1 Krombopulos-Snake 2019-03-27
It can be re-donated to~~ salt~~ soup kitchens.
1 currentyearplusx 2019-03-27
If they do that they're p-slurs
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2019-03-27
The only people at CNN that will ever know it happened is the mail room.
1 SNCommand 2019-03-27
You underestimate CNN's needs to portray itself as a victim
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2019-03-27
I didnt know CNN had a track history of doing this.
1 SNCommand 2019-03-27
The lengths they are willing to go are laughable https://edition.cnn.com/2017/07/04/politics/kfile-reddit-user-trump-tweet/index.html
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2019-03-27
That was pretty fucking funny. I dont get how fucking a dude up like that is portraying themselves as the victim though. Seems more like they were doing some grade A bullying.
1 SNCommand 2019-03-27
I mean anyone with a brain realizes that they were basically hunting down a private individual and threatening to call him a nazi on the air, but CNN was trying to present this as them being targeted by Trump and his online fans, basically calling the wrestling gif an attack on the press and themselves
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2019-03-27
And I think anyone who enjoys drama enjoyed watching that hilariously unfold.
Does anyone else remember TD melting down over this? Because fucking lol that was great.
1 SNCommand 2019-03-27
Hot take you got there, I was simply explaining that CNN has a history of playing victim, I thought you were unaware, but obviously you were simply being obtuse on purpose and is now sperging out
Enjoy being the drama
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1 uk_bob 2019-03-27
lol imagine being this triggered by someone mocking CNN.
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-27
Why are you so angry?
1 Wordshark 2019-03-27
Who the hell is a cnn defener?
1 Cuckmeister 2019-03-27
It's fun in theory but in reality some secretary is just gonna spend a few days turning away hundred pound deliveries and nobody in the office will really give a shit. I did the same prank in high school except I sent a UPS truck worth of crap to my friend's house and instead of unloading it all in his driveway his dad just told the delivery guy to leave.
1 refrigenatron 2019-03-27
you're definitely right and that kinda sucks. i was hoping for at least an article or two worth of drama out of this.
1 TonsOfSalt 2019-03-27
Well, you probably have to wait for it to arrive if there is going to be any.
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-03-27
Wasn't there an old trick that you could abuse to send someone tons of free boxes from UPS? Like to the point it's all over their yards due to the amount?
1 Cuckmeister 2019-03-27
Yea that's what it was I think. When you ordered a reasonable amount they would just leave them at the door, but when you ordered thousands they would ask where you want them which ruins the surprise.
1 KylesAGSspec 2019-03-27
The Simpsons did it
1 snallygaster 2019-03-27
If they really wanted to fuck shit up they'd order a few truckloads of cement from a company a couple of hours away on a really hot day. The driver has to dump the cement quickly or else it'll dry in the truck.
1 muck4doo 2019-03-27
Uh, no. That may work in a show like The Monkees or Looney Tunes, but no.
1 snallygaster 2019-03-27
I know someone who did it. Granted they did it like 15 years ago, but apparently it worked
1 AyyyyyMayoLmao 2019-03-27
COPE
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1 elwombat 2019-03-27
It was $100 for 600lbs shipped according to the receipts. Good dollar value.
1 RollTide09 2019-03-27
I feel like the shipping costs alone would be that much for 600 pounds
1 skivian 2019-03-27
It's Wal-Mart's fault for offering free shipping
1 TacTurtle 2019-03-27
Shit, better is Home Depot - order 1 appliance for free delivery and 4000 pounds of sack concrete and paving stones like my dad did.
1 DmesticG 2019-03-27
Ur dad sounds hot
1 TacTurtle 2019-03-27
I almost felt bad for the driver because he couldn’t figure out how to back up down a 120ft road with trees and eventually gave up.
1 thedeal82 2019-03-27
The art of the deal.
1 jombeesuncle 2019-03-27
It was $1.06/lb if I remember correctly, sent in 25 pound bags.
1 Higev 2019-03-27
Oof, yikes
1 oss_spy 2019-03-27
https://i.imgur.com/RHRef5p.png
1 awesomedude4100 2019-03-27
This but unironically
1 Higev 2019-03-27
Unironically this
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1 MadMaxMercer 2019-03-27
Imagine unironically getting super huffy about chix with dix but pretending t_D users are below you...
1 Higev 2019-03-27
Lol third times the charm, you were really desperate to make that comment.
1 jombeesuncle 2019-03-27
let me guess, you're the half of you people that isn't going to kill yourself?
1 Higev 2019-03-27
If I do it won’t be by ODing on fent like %100 of you people.
1 jombeesuncle 2019-03-27
.. implying that I can 't handle my drugs. I'm no fucking derelict.
Just make sure to pop a bunch of pills so you leave a pretty corpse. Like 80 Tylenol should be a good start.
1 MadMaxMercer 2019-03-27
Its a challenge getting around this new filter but i'll be damned if it stops me from offending some half wit that thinks a dude in a dress is a woman. Did you feel proud and strong when you downvoted me?
1 Higev 2019-03-27
😂
1 MadMaxMercer 2019-03-27
I hope you become a statistic.
1 Higev 2019-03-27
Not only do you care so much about downvoted to whine about them but you make up stories of meanie people downvoting you.
Just pathetic, gonna downvote you now so maybe you can reach rock bottom quicker and turn your life around. You’re welcome.
1 stereomono1 2019-03-27
1 Woolgun 2019-03-27
Someone there actually sent 150 pounds for 130$. I swear I saw somebody spending over $200 for similar amount, that's why I said couple hundred for few dozen kilos but that must've been just me being ret.. brain damaged.
1 stereomono1 2019-03-27
iirc someone spent $260 for 500 lbs.
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-03-27
http://magaimg.net/img/7ltd.png
This guy got a good deal for 50lb bags
1 stereomono1 2019-03-27
lmao
1 UhmOkSweaty 2019-03-27
smuggest of anime grills goes here
1 currentyearplusx 2019-03-27
You can buy a 50lb bag of salt for 20 bucks
1 CSA-Joe 2019-03-27
Imagine getting triggered over a prank. This is why they did it. They won.
1 Woolgun 2019-03-27
Wish I could feel enough emotions to become triggered 😞😞
1 CSA-Joe 2019-03-27
Same bruhther 😞
1 Ideasforfree 2019-03-27
Always a classic
1 massive_fckwit 2019-03-27
COMMENCE
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1 Truly_Beat449 2019-03-27
Booty blasted
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-03-27
Throwing away money to own the libs.
1 dc_snuff_film 2019-03-27
borderline C O P E
1 prune_gang 2019-03-27
Tfw these retards gave a coorp they hate just more capital via reselling of the salt
I hat retards
1 EyeseeFN 2019-03-27
Proof it worked.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2019-03-27
this r-slur thinks CNN is going to flip the salt
1 Neon_needles 2019-03-27
Better then anything Chapo has or will ever do.
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
Winning gold at the Special Olympics.
1 saberb13 2019-03-27
Not anymore
1 icandothisipromise 2019-03-27
Yikes
1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-03-27
Jinkies
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-03-27
https://i.gifer.com/2Ig.gif
1 pewpew17 2019-03-27
Dude they are taking over w-skyr spor
1 Scrongdongerton 2019-03-27
What the fuck are W and T slurs?
1 GreekNebula 2019-03-27
*Paralympics
1 thedeevolution 2019-03-27
Y’all sure talk about Chapo a lot.
1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-03-27
which is funny because chapo/drama would make the ultimate twink power couple.
1 thedeevolution 2019-03-27
And I’m the guy sitting in the corner, stroking and enjoying the show ya’ll are putting on
1 1600m 2019-03-27
So you're saying you're a c-slur
1 thedeevolution 2019-03-27
Crypto-fascist? You betcha.
1 NeededToFilterSubs 2019-03-27
Do not fear me lefty, all I want from you is your tears
1 thedeevolution 2019-03-27
This unfunny faggotry being upvoted is why drama is dead.
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1 thedeevolution 2019-03-27
What happened to drama that this is upvoted lol, this is fun tho, ya’ll keep being you.
1 York_Phoenix 2019-03-27
This sub loves making fun of r-slurs, and Chapo is full of them. It's natural.
1 Sinestram 2019-03-27
1 slaytina44 2019-03-27
because 'You all can't behave' just doesn't sound right
1 fok_yo_karma 2019-03-27
Lolcows need to feel welcome
1 thedeevolution 2019-03-27
Lolcows is more cringy than ya’ll, at least people say ya’ll in the real world
1 Keith_Moonpie 2019-03-27
ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll ya’ll
1 thedeevolution 2019-03-27
Ya’ll need to calm down. Have ya’llself a mint Julip and chill out on the porch.
1 saltling 2019-03-27
Y'all*
1 speaksamerican 2019-03-27
I say ya'll and I think it's retraded, conceited and faux-folksy when said online
1 thedeevolution 2019-03-27
Ya’ll ain’t even from the south and ya’ll talkin all this shit
1 speaksamerican 2019-03-27
You got me, south Florida isn't really the South it's Puerto Rican New York
1 Wbalmung 2019-03-27
smh
1 thedeevolution 2019-03-27
Ya’ll sensitive
1 AbusedByWhiteGirls 2019-03-27
DEPORT THIS MAN
1 thedeevolution 2019-03-27
Ya’ll can’t deport me, I was here first. I have first born drama rights, ya’ll the serious posters all upset over a little word. Ya’ll need to calm down.
1 AccomplishedHole 2019-03-27
1 DayyyTripper 2019-03-27
🙄🙄🙄
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-03-27
Why is the word y’all allowed but r[slur] isn’t 😠
1 Dedod_2 2019-03-27
Chapos don’t have jobs so there is no money to spend on fun stuff.
1 a_few 2019-03-27
Their allowance goes to propping up the bourgeoisie that run the podcast
1 Dedod_2 2019-03-27
That’s some irony if I’ve ever seen it
1 VidiotGamer 2019-03-27
too real.
1 Fataleo 2019-03-27
Unless they have a secret suicide pact.
1 RainbowEffingDash 2019-03-27
Post hog btw haha
1 infinitude 2019-03-27
they're all too poor for this lmfao
1 Giacomo_Rex 2019-03-27
Too busy unironically calling everyone bundles of sticks then flipping out about homophobia, Calling for cops to be killed, and felating Stalin harder than pedes felate trump.
1 Agkistro13 2019-03-27
Weird question occurs to me. If you're the type of person who defends Stalin, what exactly is your problem with fascism? I mean if you're willing to excuse genocide, execution of political opposition and silencing of all dissident speech, what exactly is Orange Hitler going to do that you're against?
1 Giacomo_Rex 2019-03-27
My guess is the take the moral neutral ground that Stalin killed enemies of the people, and fascist killed enemies of the fascists, not really understanding the distinction.
1 NutSockYourMomFound 2019-03-27
Also all you had to do with Stalin was lick his boots to get the equivalent of all your bills paid for with no vacations. Whereas with Hitler you had to be born a certain way.
1 Giacomo_Rex 2019-03-27
I mean that's whats mostly true. That's not what I was answering.
1 Quelliouss 2019-03-27
Stalin was an Equal Opportunity murderer.
1 papapoohbear13 2019-03-27
This is basically it.
1 Gahsjsjbsn 2019-03-27
They don't tho so I don't know
1 davethegreat121 2019-03-27
Dude I've been told by them that Stalin didn't commit any genocide at all, like it never happened...
1 Patsy02 2019-03-27
Broke: Kulaks weren't gulaged, it's a capitalist-fascist-adjacent lie
Woke: Kulaks weren't gulaged, but they should have been
Bespoke: Kulaks were gulaged, 👏 and 👏 that's 👏 a 👏 good 👏 thing
1 iTomes 2019-03-27
Kill the wrong people.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-03-27
Stalin did all that for the people
1 Gahsjsjbsn 2019-03-27
Apart from being actually funny
1 RunescapeFootModel 2019-03-27
Funny, but imagine wasting money on that
1 BabyArmz_ 2019-03-27
Conservative in general are more successful in life and therefore make more money.
It’s really just cost vs benefit analysis. in this case the benefit definitely outweighs the cost.
1 Venegush2 2019-03-27
It's not much money at all for someone who has a decent job
1 plastiquezamo 2019-03-27
That’s a bit immature of them :/, i still believe trump is guilty
1 tRUMPHUMPINNATZEE 2019-03-27
Gotta admit this is a new level of trolling. Hopefully we will get some people that have grown out of diapers to run the country after this whole mess.
1 Nebor 2019-03-27
That would be terrible for dramacoin.
1 tRUMPHUMPINNATZEE 2019-03-27
This is true
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
It's really not. Fans of the TV show "Jericho" sent tons of peanuts to TV executives after it was canceled the first time in 2007 or so. They got a second season as a result.
1 tRUMPHUMPINNATZEE 2019-03-27
So does this mean we get a second season of "no collusion"?
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
More like CNN will hunt down the trolls and they'll cry and beg forgiveness again.
The best part is they probably added names and/or return addresses on the packaging.
1 tRUMPHUMPINNATZEE 2019-03-27
Serious posting is for F@ggots
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
CNN doxxing Trumptârds is a sure source of further drama.
Why do you hate drama?!
1 tRUMPHUMPINNATZEE 2019-03-27
Oh I'm infatuated.
1 theycallmeryan 2019-03-27
We can only hope
1 muck4doo 2019-03-27
Salty mod is salty. Shouldn't you be tagging this thread as low effort?
1 snallygaster 2019-03-27
Sending unwanted shit to a target is older than the internet 😒
1 tRUMPHUMPINNATZEE 2019-03-27
It still ends with drama. Check yourself foo
1 snallygaster 2019-03-27
Yeah it's a good one but only a child could think
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-03-27
It would have been funnier if they had found a way to bug people higher up on the food chain than the peons in shipping and receiving.
Also, hasn't every person who sent something doxed themselves to CNN?
1 Head_Paleontologist 2019-03-27
What would they get pissed about? They'll be like "some autists sent us a bunch of salt, return to sender and let them deal with it."
1 Itsallsotires0me 2019-03-27
So you get to send them salt and you get a refund? Nice
1 onlyonebread 2019-03-27
owned epicly haha
1 CSA-Joe 2019-03-27
Imagine they have no return address... so no luck there.
1 AsteriusRex 2019-03-27
They are coming straight from stores like Walmart so they would definately have a return address on them.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-03-27
I want them to blow everything out of proportion.
1 AdjectiveNounCombo 2019-03-27
Given who we're talking about, I doubt that'll be an issue.
1 xbef 2019-03-27
You mean like they did the collision and obstruction stories?
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-03-27
exactly
1 Stacyscrazy21 2019-03-27
Hi pls get mental help
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-03-27
Oh, hell no, I'm having way too much fun.
1 speaksamerican 2019-03-27
Hey there! Just a reminder to please don't start your message with a greeting, for the love of God. It sounds polite to you, but it's condescending and passive-agressive to the recipient.
1 ilzxbuny 2019-03-27
You think someone would use an amazon account with their real name on it to send something to those pieces of shit?
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-03-27
The boomers on the donald? Yes. Some guy had to be told not to mail the salt from his home address.
1 ilzxbuny 2019-03-27
Yeah, that guy wised up. A few of us PM'ed him.
1 TonsOfSalt 2019-03-27
That was probably me. I merely said it was a bad idea because CNN can fake concern over a "suspicious" package coming from an "individual" rather than a bag of salt obviously drop-shipped from a store.
1 SwiftOnSobriety 2019-03-27
Are you unironically retarded?
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-03-27
Yes.
1 TheGrimz 2019-03-27
No? Why would the return addresses on the packages be their home address? It's there so you can return the product in case it's defective, the person who bought it for you isn't gonna be able to do shit about that. The return addresses are just Amazon's warehouse addresses
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-03-27
I'm sure it's not impossible for a person to find out who sent them an Amazon package.
1 TheGrimz 2019-03-27
Sure, not impossible. They could subpoena Amazon and get the addresses handed over through litigation. But seeing as no crimes were committed, that's not gonna happen.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-03-27
As though the conference room full of lawyers they have in their legal department couldn't come up with some bullshit reason to get some addresses. Also, I know everyone thinks journalists are mouth breathing cretins, but it wouldn't take long to dox a few of the "hur-dur, me sent salt" commenters. Rember the clusterfuck of CNN doxxing the guy who made the gif? Who doesn't want something like that to happen again.
1 FiveBookSet 2019-03-27
This is honestly hilarious. It's like giving CAH money to dig a hole.
1 marty_eraser 2019-03-27
Match me!
1 HueyCrashTestPilot 2019-03-27
TLDR;
T_D puts in orders for salt addressed to CNN that they canceled as soon as the screenshots were taken.
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
I hope they did send it, as CNN would have their mailing addresses and names.
It's been too long since a major corporation did a name-and-shame against trolls. We'll soon find out how many T-D'ers are on the sex offenders register!
1 John__MacTavish 2019-03-27
They sent salt to New York Times in 2016. It seems like the Times had legal standards and did not mass doxx citizens. If CNN does so, they will get some serious backlash.
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
CNN doxxed the guy who made the Trump wrestler attacking CNN meme.
1 John__MacTavish 2019-03-27
I agree. You have a point.
1 themiddlestHaHa 2019-03-27
They didn’t doxx him. They literally just read his comments and found out his name and then asked him not to do that.
I guess doxx does sound worse though so good job
1 Trogdort 2019-03-27
They threathened to dox him if he didn't apologize,
1 themiddlestHaHa 2019-03-27
Literally what I just said. The guy I replied to straight up lied
1 Trogdort 2019-03-27
They straight up said "CNN is not publishing "HanA**holeSolo's" name because he is a private citizen who has issued an extensive statement of apology, showed his remorse by saying he has taken down all his offending posts, and because he said he is not going to repeat this ugly behavior on social media again. In addition, he said his statement could serve as an example to others not to do the same. CNN reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change." (https://edition.cnn.com/2017/07/04/politics/kfile-reddit-user-trump-tweet/index.html)
Its right fucking there, if thats not a threat then what the fuck is a threat anyways
That is straight up a threat to doxx him
1 themiddlestHaHa 2019-03-27
That’s literally what I just said.
You need to reply to the original poster who lied about the doxxing.
1 Trogdort 2019-03-27
2 different things, did you even read the citation?
1 themiddlestHaHa 2019-03-27
Why aren’t you replying to the first guy who blatantly lied bout CNN doxing someone?
You keep replying to me with exactly what I commented
1 Arrow26 2019-03-27
Why are you lying?
1 themiddlestHaHa 2019-03-27
If they dozed him, what’s his name? Name one piece of identifying information they published?
1 Arrow26 2019-03-27
You know what, you're right. They didn't publish his identifying information.
They determined his real identity and threatened to publish his information if he did not do as they wished.
https://www-m.cnn.com/2017/07/04/politics/kfile-reddit-user-trump-tweet/index.html
1 GreekNebula 2019-03-27
Laughs in White Pages and in ISP datamining.
Remember to say "thank you" to Drumpft, because now, thanks to the Net Neutrality repeal, ISPs can sell your personal info without any issue, what a day to be an illiterate Amerimutt, next time read the program of the candidate you vote for, f_aggot.
1 John__MacTavish 2019-03-27
Ahh here we see in its natural habitat a basement dweller who unironically says Drumpft, and is homophobic. Clearly living up to the standards of the "tolerant" left. Also you said "Amerimutt". Are you American?
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2019-03-27
> sucking corporate cock to own the conservatards
1 ItsSugar 2019-03-27
Literally the republican platform.
1 logginjogginnoggin 2019-03-27
Literally the Democrat platform
1 bobadobalina 2019-03-27
right
Sen. Kamala Harris (D) Says Exchanging Sex Acts for Money Should Be Legalized
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
Are we pretending CNN is more corporate than Daddy's favourite child, Fox News?
1 Wordshark 2019-03-27
Are you pretending they’re less?
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
All I know is that Jeff Bezos likely got more wealthy from the deliveries of salt. Way to own the libs!
1 Patsy02 2019-03-27
It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.
BOTTOM TEXT
1 GreekNebula 2019-03-27
Funny thing is: Jeff Bezos is socially progressive,>! or at least he says so to earn sympathy points from classcucked spooked egalitarians.!<
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-27
How come I haven't seen you this last couple of weeks? Trumptards have had one the best weeks since election night.
1 salami_inferno 2019-03-27
You're right, nothing pisses off conservatives more than sucking the same cock as a liberal.
1 GreekNebula 2019-03-27
Found the pinko! Freeeee helicopter rides.
1 WannabeSpaceMan1301 2019-03-27
Jesus. A bit thirsty, are you?
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
1 muck4doo 2019-03-27
Return address is:
430 S. Capitol St. SE Washington, DC 20003
Have all salt returned there.
1 ilzxbuny 2019-03-27
1) Browse to Amazon.com
2) Register for a new account, using an email address you just created
3) Enter a virtual credit/debit card as your payment method
4) Buy bags of salt, choose "ship as gift" to receiver's shipping address
5) Use whatever name/address you want as billing info, because again, you're using a virtual card
I mean, this is kind of a tl;dr version of it, but it's not really an arduous process. I've never shipped anything from amazon "from" my real name, just always "to" my real name. Hell, some of my amazon accounts have never had my own personal information go through it; just to AirBnB's that I've stayed at or amazon drop boxes.
Amazon really wants your personal information, but they also don't mind if you just, you know, buy stuff. The only real concern with using false info is that it may not be delivered. And no biggie there in this circumstance, because it's literally just a little gag to send them some salt to help them retain a bit of water from all the crying this week.
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
You forgot:
6) post the date and description of package on T_D
7) be shocked when CNN uses basic journalistic skills to connect your T_D comments to your IRL identity
8) lose job, etc, for racist comments on T_D
1 ilzxbuny 2019-03-27
You can just skip those steps, you know... Mods are accepting PMs.
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
Plenty do. Plenty would.
Also, a wild T_D poster? IMMIGRATION VIOLATION DETECTED. PREPARE FOR DEPORTATION.
1 shadowman3001 2019-03-27
Well...
1 bobadobalina 2019-03-27
why do all this?
the shippers won't give them this information
1 mattyyyp 2019-03-27
You seem literally salty. Otherwise top notch roll playing.
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
At least one.
1 mattyyyp 2019-03-27
To CNN reporters reading this, please PM for my full name and address I have no issue giving it to you. I only sent 2 kilos of the salt but. Cheers lads.
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-03-27
lol if only there were a way to mail a package without using your own name and address!
1 bobadobalina 2019-03-27
nope. it comes from amazon and walmart
i checked, there are none
BTW, why does your mom's name have 5 stars next to it?
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
Imagine paying Jeff Bezos to try to own the libs.
1 John__MacTavish 2019-03-27
They did it to the New York Times... I think they went through with it.
1 bobadobalina 2019-03-27
and then started phtotshopping receipts, i guess
1 RiMjObZ4dAyZ 2019-03-27
My order is still in transit. Best money I've ever spent. Step up your own troll game before you criticize us.
http://magaimg.net/img/7meq.jpg
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-27
Trumpers are absolute mongs and their memes are stale and lame. This is pretty funny though.
1 madvillainer 2019-03-27
the real new is ben garrison's ama
1 serial_crusher 2019-03-27
Oh boy, the news reports of suspicious white powder should be fun.
1 freet0 2019-03-27
Alright that's actually pretty funny.
1 yunghastati 2019-03-27
Instead of sending 3 tons of food to starving American kids (these dudes probably don't know about those little shits though) they sent 3 tons of salt to a news company full of people who couldn't be fucked and just want to get paid.
1 GuardianOfTriangles 2019-03-27
Apparently they did it to the NYT two years ago and it was donated to a soup kitchen.
So it's a joke and should also be donated somewhere; but we'll see if CNN/BuzzFeed is the charity type.
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-27
1 Sentient_Atom 2019-03-27
Comedy GOLD
1 scalar214 2019-03-27
It never even began for CelsNN
1 sweetyellowknees 2019-03-27
So why am I the only one who doesnt understand the meaning of this? Am I just a r-slur?
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-03-27
Being "salty" means being angry/annoyed and bitching about why you're angry and annoyed. CNN has been salty after the release of the Mueller report so they sent them a bunch of salt to rub it in.
1 sweetyellowknees 2019-03-27
Okay, why were they salty about the mueller report? I havent heard anything about it
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-03-27
The conclusion was Trump had no collusion with Russia and did not obstruct justice.
1 sweetyellowknees 2019-03-27
Okay thanks. Thats probably not true though
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-03-27
You should probably contact Mueller with the information you're holding, I'm sure he would be interested in seeing what you dug up that he somehow missed during his 2+ year investigation.
1 sweetyellowknees 2019-03-27
Didnt the white house show a redacted version?
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-03-27
The Attorney General released a summary of the report because of sensitive information in it, but if there was any evidence contained within that incriminated Trump or his campaign of colluding with Russia, Mueller would've pressed charges before the report was even finished. Supposedly the White House hasn't even seen the full report.
1 jamsterDAMN 2019-03-27
Mueller stated months and months back he was adhering to DoJ rules saying a sitting president can’t be indicted. He was never going to press charges on trump himself regardless of crimes unearthed, luckily he didn’t find a conspiracy so it didn’t matter.
1 jamsterDAMN 2019-03-27
Just no collusion, he was very careful to say he wont pass judgement regarding obstruction.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-03-27
Right he left that up to the AG who determined there was no cause for an obstruction charge.
1 jamsterDAMN 2019-03-27
Correct, that’s not in the mueller report though which you were describing
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-03-27
Well it's the end result of said report so I guess we're both right.
1 jamsterDAMN 2019-03-27
End result is not the same thing as the conclusion of the report.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-03-27
Semantics. We both understand the conclusion here, no collusion charges no obstruction charges.
1 jamsterDAMN 2019-03-27
The conclusion of the investigation, sure, the previous user asked about the mueller report. There’s a pretty significant difference between mueller exonerating him over obstruction and mueller saying he might have but leaving it up to Barr
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-03-27
Ok but there's no difference whatsoever in the end result. No collusion charges, no obstruction charges. You can have the last word because I'm sure there's another "acktyually" coming.
1 jamsterDAMN 2019-03-27
You don’t know shit about politics if you can’t see how the difference will be a point of contention going forward. Kinda important if you want to know what’s going on in the coming weeks
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-27
https://i.imgur.com/YvYxjaH.jpg
1 jamsterDAMN 2019-03-27
Lol
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1 salami_inferno 2019-03-27
And even then they didnt say the results proved Trumps innocence, just that their wasnt sufficient enough hard evidence for a conviction to take place. Them saying they didnt have enough to convict is not the same thing as saying the investigation proved his innocence.
1 bott04 2019-03-27
I think it’s this: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/rub+salt+into+the+wound
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-03-27
Nah, it's an extension of this thread.
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/b5eslg/were_drowning_in_salt_time_to_send_some_back_to/
Think of salt as the T_D version of C O P E.
1 leva549 2019-03-27
'Being salty' is a common expression though.
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-27
C O P E
1 Bronafide 2019-03-27
Boomers out out out
1 bott04 2019-03-27
I wish I was a boomer. X
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1 Dr_AurA 2019-03-27
Holy shit the title is literal.
1 Stacyscrazy21 2019-03-27
Right??
1 Fataleo 2019-03-27
Well deserved.
1 swislock 2019-03-27
That is pretty fucking funny.
1 BreatLesnar 2019-03-27
Gotta give them credit for that. Funny shit
1 SingleSliceCheese 2019-03-27
Yes this is better than the bombs, bullets, and death threats usually sent by far right loons.
I'll take the practical jokes.
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1 YourWaifuisShit666 2019-03-27
trumpcels get this one
1 -chi 2019-03-27
Why the hell do they have the downvote as an invisible icon... petty but a little funny.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-03-27
I’m not going to say I did this the last time around. It’s hard to blame them with salt in such abundance, after the great cope of 2019.
1 Pukalo_Reincarnate 2019-03-27
We did it Reddit?
1 the_thou_factor 2019-03-27
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
I can't wait for CNN's response once they collect all the return addresses on the packaging and cross-reference it against T_D's list of donations.
It'll be the Trump as a wrestler tackling CNN fiasco all over again.
1 just_sauce 2019-03-27
Amazon doesn't give you a buyer return address on the label. Amazon is pretty cucked though, so maybe CNNcels have a way to get some backdoor action.
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
CNN only needed to read the reddit comments to track down the Trump wrestler gif guy, so it might still be possible even if they used Amazon.
Also, paying Jeff Bezos to harass CNN, lmao.
1 Singulaire 2019-03-27
CNN literally got the wrong guy, though. The video tweeted by Trump and the one made by HanAssholeSolo are visibly different (one has an FNN logo in the bottom right and the otger doesn't).
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
If they got the wrong guy, why did he apologise and claim to totally not be a racist? He clearly made the original video, whether or not it's the one Trump posted later.
1 lalicat 2019-03-27
Stahp. Just stahhhp.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-03-27
Honestly could see it go either way, he was correct person or he just wanted to get the CNN witch-hunt off him after they started crying about getting murdered by the tag team duo of Trump and his memes.
I almost forgot about how pathetic CNN was that they cried oppression from jokes about them and threatened to ruin people's lives over it.
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
I'm curious what would have happened if he said "What's a reddit? I hate Trump".
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-03-27
I am too stubborn to where that would have probably been my reaction.
1 sub2tine 2019-03-27
Because they literally threatened to doxx him unless he apolgised.
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1 allendrio 2019-03-27
They didnt you r-slur, they called him up for an interview and he freaked the fuck out because he was racist as shit online and knew he would get fired so accepted his pathetic begging and they said they wouldnt talk about his PUBLICLY AVAILABLE INFO unless he got in the news again. They were doing him a solid and DDF lost their shit over the wording.
1 sub2tine 2019-03-27
https://mobile.twitter.com/jamestaranto/status/911971603197648896
1 allendrio 2019-03-27
fucking exactly what i said, how hard is it to understand "we will do you a solid and not publish public info but if you get in the news again it wont happen a second time because that would make no sense."
1 sub2tine 2019-03-27
🤔🤔🤔
1 deepsnoo 2019-03-27
So, you'd be cool if I posted your comment on KF? They only use publicly available information, too.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-27
Its not doxxing with your name is put in the news
1 SwiftOnSobriety 2019-03-27
r/KiwiLawyersInAction
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1 dramallllama 2019-03-27
Looks like blackmail is back on the menu boys.
1 awayhow 2019-03-27
They'll probably call the police and say it's a mysterious white powder to spin it into a news story about how CNN was attacked again by the far right.
1 ProngleReady2Mongle 2019-03-27
Make sure to include the Clorox wipes in the photo
1 bobadobalina 2019-03-27
in clearly labeled commercial packages of salt delivered by walmart and amazon?
1 GoHurtMyFeelings 2019-03-27
Lol if you think they're going to cross reference their addresses.
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
Why not? They tracked down the wrestling gif guy.
1 SnowKitten09 2019-03-27
CNN doxxed somebody for making that gif? Are you kidding me? How did I not know this?
1 morerokk 2019-03-27
Reddit is trying real hard to either hide it or justify it. You wouldn't believe how many r-slurs on this site think it's okay to dox and blackmail kids over a meme.
1 ImportantVisit 2019-03-27
Cause no one got doxxed, the DDF loves mythology and fake news. The guy was threatened with doxxing.
1 SnowKitten09 2019-03-27
So... threatening to dox somebody is okay because they actually didn't? Whatever you say.
1 bobadobalina 2019-03-27
no
CNN demanded HansAssholSolo apologize and told him that, if he ever did it again, they would dox him
so about 500 people made more memes
1 RikaMX 2019-03-27
What I read is that they told him to apologize or he will be doxxed, nothing about doing it ever again.
But who knows.
1 bobadobalina 2019-03-27
we did it to the NYT in 2016
they'll save on sidewalk deicer next winter
1 ComedicSans 2019-03-27
OUT OUT OUT!!!
1 Kelly_jernigan 2019-03-27
It was direct shipments, no home address to follow up on.
1 Wilder_Woman 2019-03-27
Trumpeters saw that as moment of triumph. Tri-ump?
1 lyridsreign 2019-03-27
What is nice about all of this is that the salt actually came from within T_D's base. So it's more of a gift than a troll.
1 unbanwoodser 2019-03-27
Consider your pizzas canceled, newb.
1 just_sauce 2019-03-27
Snailcels BTFO
1 SoldierofNod 2019-03-27
Imagine spending your own money to send free shit to a billion-dollar corporation in the hopes of mildly irritating them.
1 BaconForGranted 2019-03-27
We'll have to remember this tactic for Fox news when Trump is finally impeached/indicted/assassinated
1 tRUMPHUMPINNATZEE 2019-03-27
Except we will send 10 tons of cow shit from their rural brothers(I have a source).
1 AAOOCC 2019-03-27
Assassinated:—-Where can I send you some salt?
1 MagnificentClock 2019-03-27
SS will be in touch
1 massive_fckwit 2019-03-27
it's just not gonna happen
1 MONTREAL_TAYLOR 2019-03-27
The Boomers are alright
1 searingsky 2019-03-27
nice meme
but fr tho cant cnn like just return it to sender
1 Imperialdude94 2019-03-27
AINT NOTHING LIKE SUM SALLLTTT
1 AdoptMeBrangelina 2019-03-27
Lame
1 EmpressKnickers 2019-03-27
This is amazing.
1 MG87 2019-03-27
Actually pretty funny
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1 RetroN404 2019-03-27
T_D harassing CNN by doing this mat be what prompts reddit to ban them. They may have destroyed themselves here.
1 SharonaZamboni 2019-03-27
They sent salt to NYT in ‘16.
1 READ-SIEGE 2019-03-27
lmao
1 ohmaj 2019-03-27
Took me way too long to find out T_D was The Donald..... That's a new one on me.
1 WickedWarrior666 2019-03-27
Compared to their usual activities I'd say this is a step up.
1 MahNameJeff420 2019-03-27
Alright, that actually is pretty funny.
1 backjuggeln 2019-03-27
Honestly this is actually really funny. Like fuck that sub, but that's such a power play and hats off to then for actually pulling it off
It's stupid as shit and like super petty, but also legendary
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1 linkMainSmash2 2019-03-27
They usually send bombs or anthrax so I guess this is better?
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1 EarnestNoMeta 2019-03-27
got cucked for my g-slur 😟
1 Exxonvaldead 2019-03-27
Between this and the Republican presenting pictures of people riding Tauntauns and giant seahorses to make fun of the Green New Deal, the conservatives are on some next level trolling this year. And it's pretty damn hilarious given how much of a circus US politics have become.
1 creepy_robot 2019-03-27
Boy do I love salty "winners". Really shows how much they think they are winning. 🙄
1 AbsolutelyNotKosher 2019-03-27
Holy shit. A based comment section on Reddit? It's like a fucking unicorn.
1 Kelloggs801 2019-03-27
Jokes are real now!
1 Wilder_Woman 2019-03-27
Sorry: What is T_D? Be kind.
1 massive_fckwit 2019-03-27
it's short for /r/The_Donald
1 salami_inferno 2019-03-27
That's an odd way to spell FAS.
1 mach455 2019-03-27
Hilarious. These dudes are genius
1 permienz 2019-03-27
That will get donated to homeless shelters around the city. Win win.
1 cptw1234 2019-03-27
I wouldn't be surprised if this act gets T_D taken down by reddit admins.
1 massive_fckwit 2019-03-27
LIVE FOOTAGE FROM CNN HEADQUARTERS
1 Kiotw 2019-03-27
My first thought "isn't that something 4cgan would do ?" Anyways, its funny how they think they "owned the libs" while the collusion was only one of many things against trump.
1 salami_inferno 2019-03-27
Honestly, hes still facing a host of charges in NY as soon as hes not president. Hes clear of one single charge, not the other 20. Besides, Mueller said he would follow protocol and not charge a sitting president so he left it up to the AG who was a Trump appointed lackey. I dont take his word for shit until we see the full report which the Republican's are doing everything they can to block from coming out. People who claim a report exonerates them on all counts dont hide the evidence, people who have shit to hide do that.
1 Grim_Laugh 2019-03-27
You know what’d be even MORE amazing?
If CNN donated the salt to help all the countries in the middle east
1 blathernatter 2019-03-27
they had to use all 10 of their brain cells to pull that one off
1 StoopidPursun 2019-03-27
This is legit hilarious, T_D has made me like them for a day.
1 ObsessedAussie 2019-03-27
One guy sent 1 tonne of salt Haha
1 Ghosttalker96 2019-03-27
They have reached a new level of retardness.
1 Dadbod984 2019-03-27
Good. CNN deserves more.
1 kevareva89 2019-03-27
Iys nice to see them move away from pipe bombs
1 SmellyTheBluCow 2019-03-27
We did? I use that sub and I didn't know that.
Lol
1 tethrius 2019-03-27
I don't think I've ever read anything more cringe worthy in my life. My only hope is that one day, some of these boys will wake up and look at this part and realise just how stupid it is
1 fernguts 2019-03-27
I can't believe how stupid you fucking r-slurs are, that you actually believe T_D's bullshit.
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1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-27
Just because we're laughing doesnt mean we like you d_t*rds now
1 kkayofficial 2019-03-27
Out of the loop for this event. Can anyone tell me why this happened or what was the reason behind this?
1 dudenotcool 2019-03-27
Something to do with Mueller Report. They are shitposting IRL
1 libs_suq 2019-03-27
T_d did it, not people
1 dudenotcool 2019-03-27
hey will they can use that salt to ice down their sidewalks and shit
1 TruthPains 2019-03-27
To be honest, that is funny as fuck.
1 Flyllow 2019-03-27
Jesus christ, I actually can't believe this is real lmao.
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1 GreekNebula 2019-03-27
Spending thousands of bucks in fines, bureaucracy and inconveniences to troll the libs, to own the libs.
Quite epic tbqh.
1 billyhatcher312 2019-03-27
holy shit thats wonderful ive never heard of anything like this before cause cnn are just salty that the internet is better for news than legacy media
1 justathought111111 2019-03-27
Hint: they’ve always been hilarious. And as you might be slowly realizing, they’re been more right than you might think
1 johnofuk3 2019-03-27
That saf