Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
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In any case, Biden doesn't have a chance. The MAGA-crew already have their "creepy uncle" memes ready to go, and this alleged incident only adds fuel to the fire.
I think that he's entertainingly rarted and it's time for someone that doesn't embarrass us on the international stage to lead the country. But so far I'm really blown away at the inability of dems to produce a frontrunner that doesn't have some shitty downside. Like this should be a slam dunk but instead we've got creepy joe and the socialist who lost to Hillary leading the charge
I don't really know anything about beto other than his losing to cruz, but if he doesn't have any major scandals/turnoffs to moderates he seems like a good bet.
I'm not sure we've really been embarrassed on the international stage, though I know that's a commonly pushed narrative. Trump is a fountain of stupid shit but generally seems to get along with other leaders.
Too many big words and numbers for me but I skimmed through and it doesn't seem very drastic. "Relations with US" section seems to be the most relevant.
Must stop drumpf. 99% of media: Must stop drumpf. 99% of hollywood and capeshit: must stop drumpf.
Yokels in the middle 48 states between cali and new york: lol im fucking voting trump watching their bitching will be more entertaining than the duck hunters season finalle.
Biden literally has a hundred videos of him trying to make out with children in public. He also served under Obama who drone striked brown people and supported arming terrorists in Syria.
Sounds cool but i like the guys with accounting ledgers to get a little more funding instead.
Who cares? Seriously he was probably joking considering that fuck up got him more coverage than any reasonable position. Better than saying "we need to arm ISIS soldiers to topple assad to make syria great again" like hillary did for years
Unable to answer the libertarian road funding question
What you think gary johnson would be able to do full ancapistan as president? Trump cant even build a wall.
Media literally pushed him into power for the ratings and people voted along because they are dumb as shit.
Now what? Their budgets depend on constant growth and people are hinging on every presidents tweet suiciding themselves if they don't make it to the top ten replies like that shitty movie god bless america. They ironically co-opted what used to be "counter-culture" and turned into captain marvel movies, nike shoes and watching hbo.
Jim carrey went n steven colbert calling nike shoes freedom shoes after football man got an ad deal with them after some made up controversy.
Nike shoes, made with materials from slaves then made in sweatshops by workers with a host of unsavory condituons being called "freedom shoes" on late night liberal talk shows doesn't sit well with me, feels like some crazy bizarro universe.
I love that Trump got everyone to actuallly believe he is a hardcore republicain just by running on the platform, dude has been a lifelong democrat and is pretty liberal in most of his fiscal and social stances. Its just America's Liberals want a vice grip of regulations on the country and open borders while increasing welfare. Like literally the most retarded way of running a country.
You know the meme is to have the quoted part rhyme right? Thats the joke. What makes it funny. It isn’t just a new way to call ppl meanies. Like Mike “Enjoy cóck? Time for a Shock” Pence or Mike “The only power to quēers is volts times amperes” Pence. Its funny not serious.
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I love how this comment contains the f-slur and gets pulled but the one to which it responds has the n-slur and is still up. Are the mods rotating the list of pull words every day as a joke or something?
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Hot take: this dumb bitch put out a completely ridiculous allegation so Bidenbros can have something to point to when this inevitably comes up. 5D CHESS
Honestly don’t think they’d bother. The last 3 years have shown us that the majority of the American public are totally content to literally straight up ignore anything that goes against their previously held views.
Flores said during an appearance Sunday on CNN's "State of the Union" that Muñoz's statement is "entirely irrelevant."
"Henry needs to go back and actually read my piece, because I never claimed that I was alone with him. In fact, I very clearly say that this occurred in the chaos of a rally," she said. "This is something that we have known for a long time. ... This isn’t something that’s new.”
Dems defending Creepy Biden is the real cope here.
Honestly trump will get away with whatever and people will vote for it because it pisses shitlibs off.
Shitlibs claim to have values than go "but, but, but drumpf" even though everyone knows hes a hollywood conman. They can't stoop to his level and win. They have to pretend they like women and minorities because their supporters will instead smoke weed in their RAs dorm.
I'd agree with you if this was pre-2016, but things have seriously changed. Dems are focusing on electability now and seem far more willing to tolerate ideological/moral differences.
Clearly feom their poor choice of candidates to denying sexual assault. Republicans always say government is corrupt but we might lower your taxes. Democrats try to claim they aren't corrupt and its been blowing up in their faces for the last decade.
Most people stayed at home anyway. Its just die hard extremnists fighting against radical centrists on the internet.
Democrats try to claim they aren't corrupt and its been blowing up in their faces for the last decade.
I don't think policy has anything to do with it. Democratic policy is way more popular than Republican, and most of the country supports tax hikes on the wealthy, for example.
The real issue is gerrymandering, voter suppression, and in general the fact the GOP is more willing to do blatantly illegal shit to win elections.
The GOP, in response to shifting demographics, has decided it's "anything goes." The DNC is just now responding in the same way.
Democratic policy is way more popular than Republican
Only before they implement it. Afterwards they realize obama didnt stop the wars or spying or decreased health care problems. Or that Nafta gave them literally zero benefit, or that the "green new deal" would only increase emissions and slow the economy, or that their definition of assault weapon includes useless accessories.
Uh..Obamacare has much higher approval rating today than whatever the GOP has produced.
"NAFTA" wasn't even a democratic policy. Across the board, the democratic agenda is more popular. Guys like Bernie Sanders? His policies blow anything the GOP produces out of the water.
The GOP tends to win on single issues in low pop areas around the country and that's about it.
Lol hillary spent years negotiating it, then used her experience in that to hype up the TPP then fucking bactracked on it along with everything else she did like fuel the war in syria.
She pratically ran the DNC and they would be immensely popular if she disappeared in 2008. Now we're stuck in Syria and all the democrats are pro war for some stupid reason.
What lol? I don't care about the Clintons. But your claim that "NAFTA" was a democratic policy is not factually correct. It was a Reagan trade deal, more republicans voted yes on it than Democrats for fucks sake.
Also, the gains were absolutely significant. NAFTA was an overall gain to the US economy. As is all free trade, because there is overwhelming empirical evidence that free trade is good.
Did Clinton support it? Yes she did, as does anyone with a basic understanding of economics.
The whole "free trade is slavery" meme doesn't work outside of rightoid echo chambers, just so you know.
It's an argument used by people that can't argue the facts in relation to free trade, but dislike it because they have some weird obsession with "globalization."
So all thise slaves in aftica producing cadium for your phone and cotton for your shirts to sell to third world sweatshops who promise they totally dont source from there isn't a problem at all to you.
The DDF knows Biden is a legitimate threat to Trump which is why whenever he comes up here they call him a creep and shit. Biden is doing the right thing by not apologizing, just as Trump would not have.
Yeah Biden was literally doing these kind of things on camera multiple times. Not sure why they are trying to deflect it by saying they were never alone.
Because most people are too stupid to understand what deflecting is or keep any sort of picture of the situation that doesn't rely on the most immediate headline.
"Henry needs to go back and actually read my piece, because I never claimed that I was alone with him. In fact, I very clearly say that this occurred in the chaos of a rally," she said. "This is something that we have known for a long time. ... This isn’t something that’s new.”
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I am more intrigued about why she had to wait 5 years and just days before he announced he is running for the democratic seat to tell her story.
Because she doesn't want him to be the President as he's a creepy groper? Why is it always so baffling that people wait to unleash these allegations when the person in question is poised to gain enormous temporal power?
Because I can think of two other recent cases of the same thing and the same "sure is SUSPICIOUS that you only bring it up now," and neither of them were running for office.
The logic is "I don't want to ever have to think about him again," -> "Ah fuck he is now poised to become President/Governor/Supreme Court Justice, this is both bad because he is a bad person, and also bad because it means I'm going to hear about him constantly for years."
Let me preface this by saying I would never, ever vote for Creepy Uncle Joe, but...
This is like a vaccination. Joe Biden is an old-school publicly affectionate person. He hugs little kids he doesn't know, and not for the usual "I like 'em young" reasons, but because he just likes people. An accusation of him kissing someone on the forehead or grabbing and squeezing someone is super-believable. So this chick comes out days before he announces, gets her story blasted to shreds, and Joe comes away unscathed with limited immunity to the next accusation. It's win-win for everyone involved because, as we've already seen, even if the trifling ho is lying she still gets held up as stunning and brave for coming forward and sharing her lived experience. She gets applause from nutty feminists and Joe earns credit against any truthful accusations.
i think there should be n fbi investigation. why is biden so scared of n fbi investigation? this is a job interview. there is no innocent until proven guilty for job interviews. open n fbi investigation for biden n his job interview. fbi investigation job interview
It's hilarious the closest thing to a sex scandal the media could find on Bernie, a man who has been in politics for 30 years, was some forgettable campaign volunteer in a random state who said she was harassed by a campaign manager, like 4 or 5 ranks below Bernie.
Like that shit didn't go down in the Trump campaign.
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1 TransSexualWiener 2019-03-31
resident evil 7 and 2 were awesome, the fuck you on about bussybot
1 RosalieFontaine 2019-03-31
Montreal ruined Mass Effect, so they're getting the first nuke.
1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-31
Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
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1 ironsidesthename 2019-03-31
Believe women. They don't lie about stuff like this. EVER!
1 sub2tine 2019-03-31
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-biden-brett-kavanaugh-anita-hill_n_5ba0714de4b046313fbe8f84
1 RandolphCox 2019-03-31
honestly how did joe "child riden" biden not see this biting him in the ass
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1 BasicallyADoctor 2019-03-31
Probably because if you don't say this the implication is "I love to ass rape women and will kill them if they tell"
1 VidiotGamer 2019-03-31
And....? Still not seeing the problem.
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1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-03-31
The only acceptable way to sex f*ids
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-03-31
to be fair, she never said she was alone with him(?), and Biden does this shit to kids when multiple cameras are on him.
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1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-03-31
UGH WHY DID I MAKE THAT EDIT
1 MG87 2019-03-31
Rent free
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-03-31
yes, that is the contract you made for daddy to have a penthouse suite in the Trump tower he erected in your brain
1 MG87 2019-03-31
Said the dude who sperged out because I dont like Trump
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-03-31
uh-huh sure thing sweaty
better dab some of that off before uncle joe comes sniffin
1 MG87 2019-03-31
KK bby
1 fernguts 2019-03-31
Especially not former gangbangers.
In any case, Biden doesn't have a chance. The MAGA-crew already have their "creepy uncle" memes ready to go, and this alleged incident only adds fuel to the fire.
1 respaaaaaj 2019-03-31
Wow you mean the Bernie bots would just lie like that?
1 RunescapeFootModel 2019-03-31
WOW I'M SHOCKED
Biden is still a fucking creep though
1 loveabigdick 2019-03-31
Still better than Donald "molest my daughter and sexualize 10 year olds" trump
1 matt123hihat 2019-03-31
Real creative title there love “unimaginative r slur” bigdick
1 Es_ist_Obst_im_Haus 2019-03-31
hurr durr drumbf
1 CJGitzfiggle 2019-03-31
this but unironically. he's an evil that must be stopped at all costs
1 TreLoon 2019-03-31
I think that he's entertainingly rarted and it's time for someone that doesn't embarrass us on the international stage to lead the country. But so far I'm really blown away at the inability of dems to produce a frontrunner that doesn't have some shitty downside. Like this should be a slam dunk but instead we've got creepy joe and the socialist who lost to Hillary leading the charge
1 Patsy02 2019-03-31
The seething wokeness sabotages them like someone with tourettes suddenly starting to have tics in the middle of a dinner date
1 tritter211 2019-03-31
hopefully that texas guy wins the primary. He sounds like someone who can appeal to people all over the country.
1 TreLoon 2019-03-31
I don't really know anything about beto other than his losing to cruz, but if he doesn't have any major scandals/turnoffs to moderates he seems like a good bet.
Although this is heresy to the 👏😤YANG😤GANG😤👏
1 plurpnslurp 2019-03-31
I'm not sure we've really been embarrassed on the international stage, though I know that's a commonly pushed narrative. Trump is a fountain of stupid shit but generally seems to get along with other leaders.
1 TreLoon 2019-03-31
Israel, Kenya, and Russia are the only three countries whose image of the USA has not gotten worse since Drumpf was elected
1 plurpnslurp 2019-03-31
Too many big words and numbers for me but I skimmed through and it doesn't seem very drastic. "Relations with US" section seems to be the most relevant.
1 TreLoon 2019-03-31
This is the bit that backs up my claim, I'm less in tune with geopolitics than I am with how random people see us so that's what I was referring to
1 telandrias 2019-03-31
Must stop drumpf. 99% of media: Must stop drumpf. 99% of hollywood and capeshit: must stop drumpf.
Yokels in the middle 48 states between cali and new york: lol im fucking voting trump watching their bitching will be more entertaining than the duck hunters season finalle.
1 CJGitzfiggle 2019-03-31
ew fuck off back to TD. we dont need your racist ass here.
1 telandrias 2019-03-31
I unironically voted for gary johnson.
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-31
Switching to Biden this year are we
1 telandrias 2019-03-31
Biden literally has a hundred videos of him trying to make out with children in public. He also served under Obama who drone striked brown people and supported arming terrorists in Syria.
Sounds cool but i like the guys with accounting ledgers to get a little more funding instead.
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-31
I'll take that as a yes.
1 plurpnslurp 2019-03-31
Imma vote for shoe on head man lmao
1 gerradp 2019-03-31
Even worse, amazed you would admit this
1 telandrias 2019-03-31
Not rapey
Not a russan asset or contributes to russiagate conspiracies
Gary Johnson supporters haven't violently attacked people in his name
I see why you guys are worried.
1 gerradp 2019-03-31
Unable to name any single foreign leader, let alone his favorite one
Unaware of what "an Aleppo" is
Unable to answer the libertarian road funding question
Somehow even less cool than Hillary
1 telandrias 2019-03-31
Who cares? Seriously he was probably joking considering that fuck up got him more coverage than any reasonable position. Better than saying "we need to arm ISIS soldiers to topple assad to make syria great again" like hillary did for years
What you think gary johnson would be able to do full ancapistan as president? Trump cant even build a wall.
1 Chapocel 2019-03-31
Do you know where you are sweaty?
1 CJGitzfiggle 2019-03-31
Yeah, im in the fight to stop drumpf
1 JustStopDude 2019-03-31
The media loves Trump.
I don't get the whole "the media is against Trump" line.
He is the easiest President to cover I history and he can't go 30 seconds without tweeting click bait.
Why on earth would the media want him out of office?
1 telandrias 2019-03-31
Exactly their careers depend on ridiculing trump publicly and promoting him. Is this a bad thing? Only for constituents
1 JustStopDude 2019-03-31
There careers don't depend on shitting on Trump. They don't even need to shit on him. They just have to repost his toilet tweets.
He makes their job insanely easy.
But you originally say that 98% or whatever of the media is trying to stop him.
Stop him from doing what? The media sells traffic accidents. Big Daddy is the biggest traffic accident around.
They love him.
1 telandrias 2019-03-31
Media literally pushed him into power for the ratings and people voted along because they are dumb as shit.
Now what? Their budgets depend on constant growth and people are hinging on every presidents tweet suiciding themselves if they don't make it to the top ten replies like that shitty movie god bless america. They ironically co-opted what used to be "counter-culture" and turned into captain marvel movies, nike shoes and watching hbo.
1 JustStopDude 2019-03-31
What the hell do Nike shoes have to do with anything!
/r/conspiracy much?
1 telandrias 2019-03-31
Jim carrey went n steven colbert calling nike shoes freedom shoes after football man got an ad deal with them after some made up controversy.
Nike shoes, made with materials from slaves then made in sweatshops by workers with a host of unsavory condituons being called "freedom shoes" on late night liberal talk shows doesn't sit well with me, feels like some crazy bizarro universe.
1 JustStopDude 2019-03-31
Oh my God.....
How do you go through life this easily triggered?
1 plurpnslurp 2019-03-31
pretty sure Trump and the "mainstream media" have an understanding
it's like wwe
1 caffienatedjedi 2019-03-31
COPE
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-03-31
What a load of bullshit how can you be so disgusting!
I mean this is just a tender moment
A lot of families pose this way!
... okay I dunno man
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2019-03-31
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1 error404brain 2019-03-31
Who the fuck do you think is Lot, buddy ?
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-31
Traditional Zoroastrian Family Values more like.
1 misophenian 2019-03-31
Divine blood best blood.
1 NutSockYourMomFound 2019-03-31
I love that Trump got everyone to actuallly believe he is a hardcore republicain just by running on the platform, dude has been a lifelong democrat and is pretty liberal in most of his fiscal and social stances. Its just America's Liberals want a vice grip of regulations on the country and open borders while increasing welfare. Like literally the most retarded way of running a country.
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2019-03-31
Americans aren’t that smart. Not much of a surprise.
1 plurpnslurp 2019-03-31
Canadians don't seem too smart either judging by your elected officials
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2019-03-31
C O P E
1 Chapocel 2019-03-31
Fuck you. He has nice hair and is an ally to weirdos
1 detroitvelvetslim 2019-03-31
My sides
1 finglewing 2019-03-31
What could he have meant by this
1 LaptopEnforcer 2019-03-31
You know the meme is to have the quoted part rhyme right? Thats the joke. What makes it funny. It isn’t just a new way to call ppl meanies. Like Mike “Enjoy cóck? Time for a Shock” Pence or Mike “The only power to quēers is volts times amperes” Pence. Its funny not serious.
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Ben "One Man Klan" Garrison Ben "See a Fag, Empty a Mag" Garrison
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1 jubbergun 2019-03-31
I love how this comment contains the f-slur and gets pulled but the one to which it responds has the n-slur and is still up. Are the mods rotating the list of pull words every day as a joke or something?
1 LaptopEnforcer 2019-03-31
Its all in the spelling.
1 vtesterlwg 2019-03-31
Ben "One Man Klan" Garrison Ben "See a F.g, Empty a Mag" Garrison
1 Medibee 2019-03-31
Ben "Unload my 9 into the welfare line" Garrison
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-31
Or Mike Pence the Electric Fence.
1 TheLastCrawler 2019-03-31
Mike "Zap the trap" Pence
1 finglewing 2019-03-31
Wtf I love trump now
1 uniqueguy263 2019-03-31
He literally did that shit to the other girl in the photo and she liked it. Proof.
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1 porygonzguy 2019-03-31
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1 LongPostBot 2019-03-31
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1 SinisterSintram 2019-03-31
Bots insulting other bots clearly showcases that skynet is good for dramacoin.
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2019-03-31
https://i.imgur.com/EXdrKCY.gifv
1 DodgeIvan 2019-03-31
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/b7tpi8/creepers_veepers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-03-31
Just ignore all the video and picture evidence of this creepy old guy
1 matt123hihat 2019-03-31
Why are you humanizing old people
1 nothuggedasachild 2019-03-31
Old male mayos to be more precise
1 UhmOkSweaty 2019-03-31
Hot take: this dumb bitch put out a completely ridiculous allegation so Bidenbros can have something to point to when this inevitably comes up. 5D CHESS
1 jko831 2019-03-31
the democrats won't run biden, right? like they wouldn't run someone with baggage that's this crippling, right?
right?
1 UhmOkSweaty 2019-03-31
:^)
1 RosalieFontaine 2019-03-31
After ChristChurch, I'd be surprised if they don't nominate Ilhan Omar and claim that naturalized citizenship is rayciss.
1 4enthusiastia 2019-03-31
I mean.. who the fuck do they have at this point that isn't embarrassing?
1 SPAMRAAM_ 2019-03-31
Honestly don’t think they’d bother. The last 3 years have shown us that the majority of the American public are totally content to literally straight up ignore anything that goes against their previously held views.
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2019-03-31
COPE
1 Kalvthe 2019-03-31
Some great C*PES in Politics.
1 zergling_Lester 2019-03-31
Dems defending Creepy Biden is the real cope here.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-31
If Trump can walk backstage on underage girls to spy on them, diamond joe can sniff some hair.
At best, if Biden wins the primary, you have 2 creeps competing against each other.
1 zergling_Lester 2019-03-31
This might be too radical centrist a take, but I believe that both things are bad.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-31
Sure, but people acting like this sinks Biden are delusional. If Trump can do what he did and be fine, why can't Biden sniff hair?
1 WithoutAComma 2019-03-31
Why can't Al Franken just touch a vest?
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-31
Because he's a black guy.
1 DoktorSteven 2019-03-31
Never apologize. Notice how all the boycott shit around Tucker Carlson evaporated when he told the mob to fuck off.
1 WithoutAComma 2019-03-31
You're nothing if not consistent
1 zergling_Lester 2019-03-31
Because Biden is not a star, so it's nonconsensual.
1 TreLoon 2019-03-31
One of them is supposed to be on the right side of history
1 telandrias 2019-03-31
No serious fan of Biden would allow him to run.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/joe-biden-when-a-woman-alleges-sexual-assault-presume-she-is-telling-the-truth/2018/09/17/7718c532-badd-11e8-a8aa-860695e7f3fc_story.html?utm_term=.4299291a9d5d
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-31
I'm not a fan of Biden. I'm just aware that nothing matters anymore, Trump proved that.
1 telandrias 2019-03-31
Honestly trump will get away with whatever and people will vote for it because it pisses shitlibs off.
Shitlibs claim to have values than go "but, but, but drumpf" even though everyone knows hes a hollywood conman. They can't stoop to his level and win. They have to pretend they like women and minorities because their supporters will instead smoke weed in their RAs dorm.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-31
I'd agree with you if this was pre-2016, but things have seriously changed. Dems are focusing on electability now and seem far more willing to tolerate ideological/moral differences.
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/democrats-care-more-about-winning-than-usual/
1 telandrias 2019-03-31
Clearly feom their poor choice of candidates to denying sexual assault. Republicans always say government is corrupt but we might lower your taxes. Democrats try to claim they aren't corrupt and its been blowing up in their faces for the last decade.
Most people stayed at home anyway. Its just die hard extremnists fighting against radical centrists on the internet.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-31
I don't think policy has anything to do with it. Democratic policy is way more popular than Republican, and most of the country supports tax hikes on the wealthy, for example.
The real issue is gerrymandering, voter suppression, and in general the fact the GOP is more willing to do blatantly illegal shit to win elections.
The GOP, in response to shifting demographics, has decided it's "anything goes." The DNC is just now responding in the same way.
1 telandrias 2019-03-31
Only before they implement it. Afterwards they realize obama didnt stop the wars or spying or decreased health care problems. Or that Nafta gave them literally zero benefit, or that the "green new deal" would only increase emissions and slow the economy, or that their definition of assault weapon includes useless accessories.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-31
Uh..Obamacare has much higher approval rating today than whatever the GOP has produced.
"NAFTA" wasn't even a democratic policy. Across the board, the democratic agenda is more popular. Guys like Bernie Sanders? His policies blow anything the GOP produces out of the water.
The GOP tends to win on single issues in low pop areas around the country and that's about it.
1 telandrias 2019-03-31
"NAFTA wasn't"
Lol hillary spent years negotiating it, then used her experience in that to hype up the TPP then fucking bactracked on it along with everything else she did like fuel the war in syria.
She pratically ran the DNC and they would be immensely popular if she disappeared in 2008. Now we're stuck in Syria and all the democrats are pro war for some stupid reason.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-31
You realize NAFTA was a Reagan trade deal that passed the government with a veto proof majority, correct?
Not to mention NAFTA was a net gain to the US economy and the TPP would have been as well.
1 telandrias 2019-03-31
Yeah clinton took credit for it when she wanted to organize the TPP then backtracked from that. Besides the "gains" weren't statistically significant.
Of course "illerly defense force shill" would defend Hillary "bomb them all" Clinton
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-31
What lol? I don't care about the Clintons. But your claim that "NAFTA" was a democratic policy is not factually correct. It was a Reagan trade deal, more republicans voted yes on it than Democrats for fucks sake.
Also, the gains were absolutely significant. NAFTA was an overall gain to the US economy. As is all free trade, because there is overwhelming empirical evidence that free trade is good.
Did Clinton support it? Yes she did, as does anyone with a basic understanding of economics.
1 telandrias 2019-03-31
Lol you are shilling for them blatentnly and your named after that
Wow pro slavery? You never cease to amaze.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-31
The whole "free trade is slavery" meme doesn't work outside of rightoid echo chambers, just so you know.
It's an argument used by people that can't argue the facts in relation to free trade, but dislike it because they have some weird obsession with "globalization."
Nice try though.
1 telandrias 2019-03-31
So all thise slaves in aftica producing cadium for your phone and cotton for your shirts to sell to third world sweatshops who promise they totally dont source from there isn't a problem at all to you.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-31
You aren't fooling anyone fam. Go ask those people what they think of the jobs and let me know what they tell you.
1 telandrias 2019-03-31
Hahaha oh man.
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-03-31
aww dang, he's been broken
1 SkipperPauline 2019-03-31
The battle of the puppy bus cardigan gang.
1 running_out_of_alts 2019-03-31
The DDF knows Biden is a legitimate threat to Trump which is why whenever he comes up here they call him a creep and shit. Biden is doing the right thing by not apologizing, just as Trump would not have.
1 ApugalypseNow 2019-03-31
I think most would agree both are inappropriate.
1 fall_ark 2019-03-31
Yeah Biden was literally doing these kind of things on camera multiple times. Not sure why they are trying to deflect it by saying they were never alone.
1 here_for_news1 2019-03-31
Because most people are too stupid to understand what deflecting is or keep any sort of picture of the situation that doesn't rely on the most immediate headline.
1 rnjbond 2019-03-31
At least this one had a name attached to it, unlike that stupid babe.net article
1 Prysorra2 2019-03-31
All those creepy pictures ... was he ever alone with any of the other women?
1 JollyOllyMansFatDick 2019-03-31
Did she even claim he did this to her when she was alone with him?
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-31
She claimed she was in a holding room with him alone in the article I believe.
1 Cutfork 2019-03-31
"Henry needs to go back and actually read my piece, because I never claimed that I was alone with him. In fact, I very clearly say that this occurred in the chaos of a rally," she said. "This is something that we have known for a long time. ... This isn’t something that’s new.”
In the article OP linked...
1 DoesntSmellLikePalm 2019-03-31
Dems performing at maximum cope as if Joe needs to be in private to get a whiff of that good good 👃
1 ElectraUnderTheSea 2019-03-31
I am more intrigued about why she had to wait 5 years and just days before he announced he is running for the democratic seat to tell her story.
1 fashionjunker 2019-03-31
15minutes of fame ala kavanaugh accuser
1 Milky_Stevens 2019-03-31
Being sexually assaulted by politicians is very "in" right now
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1 donkeypunchtrump 2019-03-31
I LIKE BEER!
1 OnionBits 2019-03-31
DO YOU LIKE BEER, SENATOR
I AM A FUCKING VIRGIN
1 itsmauitime 2019-03-31
DONT FUCK
WITHTHIS SENATOR, JACK1 Acsvf 2019-03-31
He doesn’t say Jack though?
1 itsmauitime 2019-03-31
Yeah but Reddit tends to not get references
1 1029384756-mk2 2019-03-31
You mean days after he announced?
1 preserved_fish 2019-03-31
He hasn't announced yet. Just hinted strongly.
1 KekistaniHistorian 2019-03-31
More like “accidentally said he would and immediately had to run it back because campaign laws.”
1 9SidedPolygon 2019-03-31
Because she doesn't want him to be the President as he's a creepy groper? Why is it always so baffling that people wait to unleash these allegations when the person in question is poised to gain enormous temporal power?
1 Hereforthelols6868 2019-03-31
Serious? You know who Daddy is right? Low effort serious gtfo
1 Akula_matatta 2019-03-31
You phrase that like he is some sort of time-traveling star-trek alien. Why not just say "running for office?"
1 9SidedPolygon 2019-03-31
Because I can think of two other recent cases of the same thing and the same "sure is SUSPICIOUS that you only bring it up now," and neither of them were running for office.
1 plurpnslurp 2019-03-31
so the logic is "I'm fine, we're all fine but he can not be Presidentu"?
1 9SidedPolygon 2019-03-31
The logic is "I don't want to ever have to think about him again," -> "Ah fuck he is now poised to become President/Governor/Supreme Court Justice, this is both bad because he is a bad person, and also bad because it means I'm going to hear about him constantly for years."
1 plurpnslurp 2019-03-31
sounds like f*male logic
1 9SidedPolygon 2019-03-31
Well, I mean, they are f*males.
1 jubbergun 2019-03-31
Let me preface this by saying I would never, ever vote for Creepy Uncle Joe, but...
This is like a vaccination. Joe Biden is an old-school publicly affectionate person. He hugs little kids he doesn't know, and not for the usual "I like 'em young" reasons, but because he just likes people. An accusation of him kissing someone on the forehead or grabbing and squeezing someone is super-believable. So this chick comes out days before he announces, gets her story blasted to shreds, and Joe comes away unscathed with limited immunity to the next accusation. It's win-win for everyone involved because, as we've already seen, even if the trifling ho is lying she still gets held up as stunning and brave for coming forward and sharing her lived experience. She gets applause from nutty feminists and Joe earns credit against any truthful accusations.
1 plurpnslurp 2019-03-31
4D chess
1 jubbergun 2019-03-31
It works for Trump, why shouldn't it work for Biden?
1 RosalieFontaine 2019-03-31
Same reason a bunch of the Trump accusers did. Because they're full of shit.
1 plurpnslurp 2019-03-31
seems like most high-profile molesty accusations come at strategic moments, maybe you've noticed that
1 KingInTheNorthVI 2019-03-31
This truly is the dankest timeline
1 RandolphCox 2019-03-31
i think there should be n fbi investigation. why is biden so scared of n fbi investigation? this is a job interview. there is no innocent until proven guilty for job interviews. open n fbi investigation for biden n his job interview. fbi investigation job interview
1 EarlCampbellsMeat 2019-03-31
Joe is a rapist and a papist. Only the latter should disqualify him.
1 Redactor0 2019-03-31
Roastie just got jealous that she didn't get any one-on-one time with him so she made up a false accusation. It's a story as old as time.
1 telandrias 2019-03-31
Joe Biden is on the record stating he is a male feminist. Its only a matter of time until the rape allegations are proven correct.
1 Boooooooooooops 2019-03-31
It's hilarious the closest thing to a sex scandal the media could find on Bernie, a man who has been in politics for 30 years, was some forgettable campaign volunteer in a random state who said she was harassed by a campaign manager, like 4 or 5 ranks below Bernie.
Like that shit didn't go down in the Trump campaign.
Reference: https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/10/bernie-sanders-apologizes-for-sexual-harassment-in-2016-campaign.html
1 dramasexual 2019-03-31
I mean she had to be full of shit because Biden always does that shit in full view of a camera.
but really if that dude's not a chomo I'll eat my hat
1 fuckyouadventus 2019-03-31
Partisan people will happily lie to cover for their party.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-03-31
lmao are you pretending joe biden doesnt grope people
1 TheBaltimoron 2019-03-31
But he kissed the back of her head. What next, her cheek? Both cheeks?!?
1 employee10038080 2019-03-31
Jon Stewart had a segment about this in 2015: http://www.cc.com/video-clips/yfmksi/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-the-audacity-of-grope
I thought we all knew ol' Joe gets a lil handsy
1 Raven0520 2019-03-31
I'm pretty sure I saw this chick in Spirited Away.
1 Mantholle 2019-03-31
Yeah but biden is still extremely creepy.
1 Legal_Adviser 2019-03-31
Well, even her story (if it was true to the letter) is a perverse interpretation of slightly awkward behaviour.
1 TheFilthiestSanchez 2019-03-31
This doesn't refute anything she said. She never said nor insinuated that they were alone.
1 ItsSugar 2019-03-31
C O P E
1 ChaimWeizmann 2019-03-31
Nah this is nothing. Uncle Joe certainly has 'smaller' skeletons in his closet.
1 TheLastCrawler 2019-03-31
Leftists are better at shiting on leftists than conservatives.
1 a_few 2019-03-31
Never alone together? All uncle joe needs is a few seconds to get a sweet sweet sniff of that Herbal essence mango chutney
1 UBIisLazy 2019-03-31
👏WOMEN👏DONT👏LIE👏ABOUT👏SEXUAL👏HARASSMENT👏
1 Awayfone 2019-03-31
Quite the weasel words there
1 zoglover- 2019-03-31
No matter, the memes will destroy him
1 Chapocel 2019-03-31
¡MACHETE!