The perpetually offended are offended by w-slur "people" laying a claim to a made up bullshit. Segregation now, segregation forever, but woke.

45  2019-04-01 by opi

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That selective outrage is my spirit animal.

You're my spirit animal đź’–đź’–đź’–

Cultural appropriation is a real and harmful thing that affects real people

Rise up fellow wiccans!

Maybe Native Americans should've spent less time worshiping spirit animals and more time not dying from disease!

Maybe Native Americans should have spent their time developing advanced agricultural techniques, metalurgy and animal husbandry then they wouldn't have been walked over by a bunch of m-slurs in stupid hats.

Also, using the wheel instead of dragging their shit on sticks across the plains might have helped too.

advanced agricultural techniques

Rain dances are an effective method of providing water to crops, an ancient tradition which has been suppressed from the public due to the fragile hubris of w-slurs

To be fair that Man Called Horse shit with the hooks through their chest skin was metal as fuck.

advanced agricultural techniques

Incan and Aztec farming techniques were advanced though (with modified corn breeds in MX and steppe-farming in the Incan mountains), and Tenochtitlán had one of the highest populations in the world.

Metalurgy

Can’t argue with this one.

Animal Husbandry

The only domesticatable animal available was the Alpaca/Llama. They didn’t have horses.

Got walked on by a bunch of mayos in silly hats

Dirty, dirty mayos covered in disease and tempered by the Black Plague dios mĂ­o

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Notice how you didn't mention the wheel thing: they actually found wheels in Aztec ruins... on toys they gave to their kids. Talk about missing the big picture.

The wheel isn’t as important when you don’t have animals that can use them like horses

Yeah their ancestors hunting horses to extinction on the continent that birthed the species was a bad move in hindsight.

OK, next fall try taking the wheel off of your wheel-barrow and just drag it across the lawn like a spazz. See how many leaves you collect in an hour.

Ok only after you roll a wheel up the Andes mountains

Upvoted for bird drama

Multicellular life was a mistake.

I wish my spirit animal was a mole, as I couldn't have read that if I was blind.

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Something about the apple doesn't fall far

When you think about it, all of us belong to colonized, extinct indigenous cultures. Except for the Britbongs and Greeks.

Also I really doubt more than like a couple tribes had spirit animals the way people think. Most probably just called those dinner, or thought of them like the bitchîn’ screaming eagle on a sick Harley.

Britbongs got colonized by the Celts, then the Romans, then the Saxons, Angles and Jutes, then the Vikings, then the Normans, then the French and finally (and most embarrassingly) in 1688 they were invaded by the Dutch.

They are literally the most colonized people on earth.

Perfide Albion

@ the op pic

So n*groids can use that term?

Hey, y'kno it's nice to see an Injun come out of his fire-water stupor long enough to shout at the white kids and tell them to leave his damn spirit animals alone.

Girl got downvoted so much she deleted her 12 year account