Maybe Native Americans should have spent their time developing advanced agricultural techniques, metalurgy and animal husbandry then they wouldn't have been walked over by a bunch of m-slurs in stupid hats.
Also, using the wheel instead of dragging their shit on sticks across the plains might have helped too.
Rain dances are an effective method of providing water to crops, an ancient tradition which has been suppressed from the public due to the fragile hubris of w-slurs
Incan and Aztec farming techniques were advanced though (with modified corn breeds in MX and steppe-farming in the Incan mountains), and Tenochtitlán had one of the highest populations in the world.
Metalurgy
Can’t argue with this one.
Animal Husbandry
The only domesticatable animal available was the Alpaca/Llama. They didn’t have horses.
Got walked on by a bunch of mayos in silly hats
Dirty, dirty mayos covered in disease and tempered by the Black Plague dios mĂo
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Notice how you didn't mention the wheel thing: they actually found wheels in Aztec ruins... on toys they gave to their kids. Talk about missing the big picture.
When you think about it, all of us belong to colonized, extinct indigenous cultures. Except for the Britbongs and Greeks.
Also I really doubt more than like a couple tribes had spirit animals the way people think. Most probably just called those dinner, or thought of them like the bitchîn’ screaming eagle on a sick Harley.
Britbongs got colonized by the Celts, then the Romans, then the Saxons, Angles and Jutes, then the Vikings, then the Normans, then the French and finally (and most embarrassingly) in 1688 they were invaded by the Dutch.
They are literally the most colonized people on earth.
Hey, y'kno it's nice to see an Injun come out of his fire-water stupor long enough to shout at the white kids and tell them to leave his damn spirit animals alone.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-01
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1 Curbside_dental 2019-04-01
That selective outrage is my spirit animal.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-04-01
You're my spirit animal đź’–đź’–đź’–
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-04-01
Rise up fellow wiccans!
1 Kalvthe 2019-04-01
Wiccans? There's a better way.
1 MemesAreSatan 2019-04-01
Maybe Native Americans should've spent less time worshiping spirit animals and more time not dying from disease!
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2019-04-01
Maybe Native Americans should have spent their time developing advanced agricultural techniques, metalurgy and animal husbandry then they wouldn't have been walked over by a bunch of m-slurs in stupid hats.
Also, using the wheel instead of dragging their shit on sticks across the plains might have helped too.
1 DownvoterAccount 2019-04-01
Rain dances are an effective method of providing water to crops, an ancient tradition which has been suppressed from the public due to the fragile hubris of w-slurs
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2019-04-01
To be fair that Man Called Horse shit with the hooks through their chest skin was metal as fuck.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-04-01
Incan and Aztec farming techniques were advanced though (with modified corn breeds in MX and steppe-farming in the Incan mountains), and Tenochtitlán had one of the highest populations in the world.
Can’t argue with this one.
The only domesticatable animal available was the Alpaca/Llama. They didn’t have horses.
Dirty, dirty mayos covered in disease and tempered by the Black Plague dios mĂo
1 JustAnAlpacaBot 2019-04-01
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1 mohkohnsepicgun 2019-04-01
Notice how you didn't mention the wheel thing: they actually found wheels in Aztec ruins... on toys they gave to their kids. Talk about missing the big picture.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-04-01
The wheel isn’t as important when you don’t have animals that can use them like horses
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-04-01
Yeah their ancestors hunting horses to extinction on the continent that birthed the species was a bad move in hindsight.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2019-04-01
OK, next fall try taking the wheel off of your wheel-barrow and just drag it across the lawn like a spazz. See how many leaves you collect in an hour.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-04-01
Ok only after you roll a wheel up the Andes mountains
1 bareballzthebitch 2019-04-01
Upvoted for bird drama
1 minority360 2019-04-01
Multicellular life was a mistake.
1 MyAliasWasTaken 2019-04-01
New LongPostBot quote?
1 EyeseeFN 2019-04-01
Something about the apple doesn't fall far
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-01
When you think about it, all of us belong to colonized, extinct indigenous cultures. Except for the Britbongs and Greeks.
Also I really doubt more than like a couple tribes had spirit animals the way people think. Most probably just called those dinner, or thought of them like the bitchîn’ screaming eagle on a sick Harley.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2019-04-01
Britbongs got colonized by the Celts, then the Romans, then the Saxons, Angles and Jutes, then the Vikings, then the Normans, then the French and finally (and most embarrassingly) in 1688 they were invaded by the Dutch.
They are literally the most colonized people on earth.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-04-01
Perfide Albion
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-04-01
@ the op pic
So n*groids can use that term?
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2019-04-01
Hey, y'kno it's nice to see an Injun come out of his fire-water stupor long enough to shout at the white kids and tell them to leave his damn spirit animals alone.
1 Zero777g 2019-04-01
Girl got downvoted so much she deleted her 12 year account