Big brained (((""""""movie critic""""''"))) is worried that new "Gamers rise up: The movie" would actually encourage gamers to rise up. Capeshit fans are having none of it.

132  2019-04-04 by Stoicpeace

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Being a racist loser that makes fun of racist losers doesn't make you any less of a racist loser.

Pretending you're too stupid to understand how you spend your free time doesn't make it any less pathetic to spend your free time that way.

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I'd love to see the origin story of a blue check mark gone mad

Pushed into a bar of radioactive soylent.

Its called silence of the lambs. Buffalo Bill was just fighting cis-normativity by removing and wearing the skin of mayo gssy.

Now, bear with me as I set the stage: Jonathan Bergowitz, 8, has just taken the field in his first soccer game, the year is 1995 and Bergowitz is a whopping 3’8 and 45 pounds, his nose compromising 12% of his body weight. He takes the field and as soon as the whistle blows little Jonathan surges straight to ball, he raises his shriveled leg, cocks it up and goes to release the most power his kosher little body could muster, but right before he makes contact something hits him. Roger Smith. The 5 foot 85 pounds grain fed all American. The sheer power of this patriotic tyke knocks Bergowitz to the ground, shattering his femur and crushing any hope of him going pro or participating in any athletics besides speed money counting and Counter Strike: Golan Heights. In this moment Bergowitz knew what he had to do, he must become a blue check mark and rally for the mayocide.

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(((every))) single time

Twitter Jews != Jews

They’re far worse.

Which ones

Both of them.

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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“freelance film critic”

I can think of no one that “mediocre w slur man” would apply to more.

I don't think film critic is a profession in which you can be freelance

"Freelance film critic" is just an unemployed nerd who thinks people care about his opinions on movies.

Unemployment cheque author

Blue-checkmarkcide when?

Inshallah

Hopefully twitter will finally crash out of business and we can breathe easily again.

Literally who.

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Yet I'm supposed to sympathise with a mediocre w-slur man with delusions of authority and profundity? The man's a living microcosm of w-slur men in the age of social media. Aww, Twitter radicalized him into thinking he's got cultural relevance.

Joaquin Pheonix is an awesome actor, and a pretty weird guy. So this should be a good movie.

What the movie has going for it.

The cast particularly Phoenix and the composer.

The director(The Hangover series) and writer(8 mile) while having some hits don't exactly bring in confidence.

The fact its a WB/DC movie should be enough to tell you its going to be a muddled mess

capeshit

it won't

LOOK MOM I SAID THE THING AGAIN

LOOK MOM I MADE THE SAME MOVIE AGAIN

W I T T Y

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is he wwrong tho??

I was not excited when I saw the photos from the set. It looked forced and bad, but the trailer makes it seem like Joaquin went full method on this one, and if anyone remembers his villain role in Gladiator, this could be some pretty decent stuff.

What sound does it make when you 🤜👃 a 🤡 twice❓

why include the race

*whistling to the dog

Full expected it to be MovieBlob.

I love being subscribed to The Escapist on YouTube for Zero Punctuation which gets 500k views on the regular and see right next to it a MovieBob vid with less than 20k views that was uploaded days ago.

The perfect pick me up on a bad day.

I love seeing Bob thinking himself an intelectual while being a fat slob living in his relatives' basemaent and making terrible videos nobody watches. It's the little things, really.

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everyone knows that all the best villains in fiction are 1 dimensional and have zero development beyond "is evil". you are never made to sympathize with villains in movies. ever.

Unless they are well-intentioned extremists that progressives can sympathize with, eg. Killmonger.

Or victims of heavy-handed rape allegories like Maleficent

rape allegories like Maleficent

greenskins aren't people

Why is gr**nskin not filtered?

MODS

Maybe on the disney channel...

Capeshit has less character depth than Disney Channel Sitcoms

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Haha b i t c h

Holy shit another fucking capeshit film

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"The worst part he probably has no real opinion. He knows its popular on twitter right now and is desperately signalling with what amounts to a "appeal to hot take outlets" tweet generator. Its got hawite in the title, its got inshll bait, its a rather pathetic please hire me plea."

lmao that one of the replies farther down the chain and very fucxing spot on

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So wait, are we seriously going back to the days where there are people unironically (and I mean unironically unironically, not /r/Drama unironically) having the same thought process that led America to think the Hays Code was a good idea?

I mean, on one hand, Dramacoin will skyrocket, but on the other hand, censorship will become much more common and will be carried out for much stupider reasons, meaning we'd have to agree with /r/KotakuInAction more often.