Charlize Theron is a Femcel because y'all can't man up!

61  2019-04-05 by MarioBuzo

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About like 30 to 45 minutes ago I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb and my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird when I take a piss.

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When the dramatards obsess over something, they do not let it go until it's completely torn apart. You're the pitbulls of people, but with less to contribute to society.

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Wow, someone actually said this.

Volcel if you wouldn't

Do i look like a pibble to you

Men stopped touching her 3 years after her expiration date.

the week after Actress Charlize Theron accuses man of harrasment. "He had the audacity of coming ip to me like he knew me trying to do small talk then asked me out. This is toxic masculinity in action, we need change".

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oh for fucks sake it's part of the link

Charlize Theron is one of the most beautiful famous women in the world.

I can't imagine why nobody wants to come near her.

You don't want to raise another man's child?

You have been banned from /r/relationship_advice.

Naw, /r/relationships. R_A is much more tolerant of shenanigans.

You have been banned from r/datingoverthirty

I love that sub

So

Much

Cope

Charlize is enough to abandon all dignity

That’s not fair, she’s African after all

It's like a freaking parody.

Worse again is that one of them is a boy

unironically volcel if u wouldnt tbh

Young CT was literally one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Crazy she is single tbqh.

She's still smoking hot

Wait she is Jewish?

I watched Cider House Rules and I actually think she's more attractive in her older years than when she was younger

Women are meant to be taken and they know it

She was dating Sean Penn 5 years ago. But that doesn't count, he's no Chris Hemsworth.

Sean Penn is gold tho. Plagiarized shittily Hunter S.Thompson for Rolling Stones and got El Chapo arrested as a result, can Hemsworth produce this kind of drama? Methinks not.

She has two nigglets one of which is a t-slur. I can't believe she is single.

yikes sweaty, i am afraid I've had to report you for that vile language, do better

She has two Basketball Americlets one of which is a t-slur. I can't believe she is single.

ftfy

thanks for your service

Nobody says the obvious that her standards are too high like all femcels. Femcels had to ban any of cel based sub posters because people wanted to date them.

Sean Penn then Brad Pitt. Where does she go from that?! Next dude would have to be a king and a c*ck at the same time since she hit the wall. Basically Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos.

Alpha Widow Syndrom.

Isn't Sean Penn really abusive?

He used to tie up Madonna and shout at her or do some weird stuff if I remember, I would look up but I wish to have the minimum knowledge about them idiots.

Manlet rage is a dangerous thing

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She adopted a blk boy from South Africa and has forced him to wear dresses and makeup ever since. Only guys that want to get with her are already with other...guys.

okay fine i'll do it, i'll marry the hot famous rich lady.

lol buzz off virgin, you have no chance, I already sent her several pm on facebook, insta and twitter

Name a time and place Charlize

Bitch is crazy that's why