Confession: I frequently search my username on this sub and sort by "new" so that I can keep up to date on all the shitposts made about me

80  2019-04-06 by MasterLawlz

some of them are legitimately pretty funny tbh

this is my favorite one: https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/aewqnv/psa_downvoting_masterlawlz_wont_work_you_retards/

It was hilarious and also relatively accurate with its description of me (and this sub), if I'm being entirely honest

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I also search that too

If I wasn’t such a Taytonnite, I would say make that the logo of the sub.

Also you never gave me my part 2 that explains how this happened. I tried scrolling through your post history but I got bored and drunk before I could find it.

I'm sure I'll shitpost about it eventually, don't worry

Fine. 😤😤😤

Mods please make it a sidebar image

I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src

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You're very ugly

thanks

Please stop with the stickies

no

Have you ever touched a vagina besides your mom's when you were born?

I was a c-section actually

Maybe someday, champ

Most people have heard that Bulldogs MasterLawlz mom required a c-section for her puppy to be delivered, but they may not know why. Simply put, the traditional, vaginal birth is much too dangerous primarily because MasterLawlz head is too big to make it through the birth canal.

Cant even succeed the basic things in life

Bro, he's probably never slayed poon!

We call them lawlzposts, lawz

You have finally combined being pathetic with narcissism.

that's been my schtick for several years now, where have you been?

my schtick

“Lemme tell ya somefin youngin”

Please don’t gramps you’re making the other residents uncomfortable.

Its ok we love you daddy lawls

i regularity redditsearch my username, ama 😏

Wanna mod the subreddit I made as a parody of /r/AutismShouts ?

of course

Tfw when nobody goes to your niche subreddit :(

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zozzle

I've been blessed by the presence of the Zozbot! 😍😍😍

haha it is only like a day old, but yeah I am not expecting too much traffic.

Yes

I was going to recommend this to Lawlz

What about downvoting because we know that, behind all the irony, you hurt?

downvotes get me more erect then upvotes so you'll be fighting a losing battle there

I want to upvote this, but I also want to make you more erect. What do.

Upvote, he’s stronger when horny.

Be a radical centrist and upvote with one account,downvote with the other.

I am just here to make you hard 🤭

I was hoping for an in depth analysis of something.

I'll settle for a narcissistic post because you deserve it.

What's your favorite BBQ item?

Pulled pork

I like pulling pork too

Also I thought you were from texas, you're supposed to say brisket

I fucking LOVE brisket more than I love RBGs moldy vagina

I unironically upvote every lawz shitpost

Why on earth would anyone not?

Cuz he's Lawlz

I ironically upvote every comment about lawlz where plebs admit to likeing him

First of all, as a disclaimer, I am not a dog eater myself nor am I a vegan. I don't get people who accuse dog eaters while they are enjoying their beef and pork. I don't think they have a rational logic behind the hate behind dog eating.

I think most of the reasons they claim dog eating is vulgar are that "dogs are cute", or "dogs are human's best friend" or whatever. I believe that none of which logically makes sense.

The "dogs are cute" argument is subjective, plus accusing someone of eating something due to its looks is ironical. There is no logic behind accusing someone who ate something ugly, pretty, cute, or whatever adjective you wanna put.

The "dogs are human's best friend" is also bullshit as cows and pigs can be equally domesticated like dogs, if someone chooses to do so. They can think rationally like dogs do, they can do the same things that dogs do if they were to be educated the same way that dogs are.

I don't get why people call Chinese people vulgar cause they "eat dogs". Maybe animal cruelty is one of them, as some chinese dog eating festivals or whatever, might not be performed in the most organized or hygiene way. However if you are gonna accuse dog eaters with "animal cruelty" while eating meat yourself then you are a hypocrite.

Ma'am we've been over this before. You need to stop.

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how does one become a mod of r/drama i've always wondered

Degrade yourself and sacrifice all of your orifices to the drama gods

But I already have! MODS!

Post b-slur basically

b-slur

Bussy is not a slur 😡

I think you just have to be as r-slured as my comment history.

Did you see my post about your mom’s new diet? I was kinda upset the mods didnt pin it next to yours.

No what was it

lol “why look at your profile when i can play dumb?” Now I know you saw it

who the fuck are you lol

Lurk moar

Do you remember me username Lawlz? Do you see me in your dreams?

Mastercide when?

No one cares, lawlz

Yes they do

Now imagine if Lawlz was the President. You'd post all the articles screeching about you on drama. Then you'd bomb, maybe nuke a few places for fun.

I will never stop being disappointed that BOOC's suicide attempt worked and yours didn't.

I miss that guy! He got shit on even more than I do. It was hilarious.

your the reason I donate to the kkk

wow he remembered my shitpost. i'm disgusted

You should be!

No biggie. Everyone needs a hobby.

Threads like this make me miss the days before we were censored.. I'm too much of a reeeeetard to figure out some of the new ways you fagbags try to get around the automod

I have a specific account for ever activity on reddit. This is my shitposting account. I keep it separate from my porn account because i dont want my friends and acquaintances to know i post on r/drama

You still by shitty socks from Walmart instead of quality ones from Socks off.com

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