Confession: I frequently search my username on this sub and sort by "new" so that I can keep up to date on all the shitposts made about me
80 2019-04-06 by MasterLawlz
some of them are legitimately pretty funny tbh
this is my favorite one: https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/aewqnv/psa_downvoting_masterlawlz_wont_work_you_retards/
It was hilarious and also relatively accurate with its description of me (and this sub), if I'm being entirely honest
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1 MasterLawlz 2019-04-06
I also search that too
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-06
If I wasn’t such a Taytonnite, I would say make that the logo of the sub.
Also you never gave me my part 2 that explains how this happened. I tried scrolling through your post history but I got bored and drunk before I could find it.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-04-06
I'm sure I'll shitpost about it eventually, don't worry
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-06
Fine. 😤😤😤
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-04-06
Mods please make it a sidebar image
1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-06
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1 ihopeitsnormal 2019-04-06
You're very ugly
1 MasterLawlz 2019-04-06
thanks
1 ihopeitsnormal 2019-04-06
Please stop with the stickies
1 MasterLawlz 2019-04-06
no
1 ihopeitsnormal 2019-04-06
Have you ever touched a vagina besides your mom's when you were born?
1 MasterLawlz 2019-04-06
I was a c-section actually
1 ihopeitsnormal 2019-04-06
Maybe someday, champ
1 ClementineChime 2019-04-06
1 deceIIerator 2019-04-06
Cant even succeed the basic things in life
1 give_me_my_keys 2019-04-06
Bro, he's probably never slayed poon!
1 shaneoffline 2019-04-06
We call them lawlzposts, lawz
1 bareballzthebitch 2019-04-06
You have finally combined being pathetic with narcissism.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-04-06
that's been my schtick for several years now, where have you been?
1 byobombs 2019-04-06
“Lemme tell ya somefin youngin”
Please don’t gramps you’re making the other residents uncomfortable.
1 phoenixgoldfire 2019-04-06
Its ok we love you daddy lawls
1 trappysaruh 2019-04-06
i regularity redditsearch my username, ama 😏
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-04-06
Wanna mod the subreddit I made as a parody of /r/AutismShouts ?
1 trappysaruh 2019-04-06
of course
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-04-06
Tfw when nobody goes to your niche subreddit :(
1 Zozbot 2019-04-06
zoz
1 Zozbot 2019-04-06
zle
1 Zozbot 2019-04-06
zozzle
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-04-06
I've been blessed by the presence of the Zozbot! 😍😍😍
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-04-06
haha it is only like a day old, but yeah I am not expecting too much traffic.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-04-06
Yes
1 ClementineChime 2019-04-06
I was going to recommend this to Lawlz
1 Kalvthe 2019-04-06
What about downvoting because we know that, behind all the irony, you hurt?
1 MasterLawlz 2019-04-06
downvotes get me more erect then upvotes so you'll be fighting a losing battle there
1 Vegan_dogfucker 2019-04-06
I want to upvote this, but I also want to make you more erect. What do.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-06
Upvote, he’s stronger when horny.
1 deceIIerator 2019-04-06
Be a radical centrist and upvote with one account,downvote with the other.
1 Slithice_ 2019-04-06
I am just here to make you hard 🤭
1 Curbside_dental 2019-04-06
I was hoping for an in depth analysis of something.
I'll settle for a narcissistic post because you deserve it.
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-04-06
What's your favorite BBQ item?
1 MasterLawlz 2019-04-06
Pulled pork
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-04-06
I like pulling pork too
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-04-06
Also I thought you were from texas, you're supposed to say brisket
1 Yes_he_swan 2019-04-06
I fucking LOVE brisket more than I love RBGs moldy vagina
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-04-06
I unironically upvote every lawz shitpost
1 LadyVetinari 2019-04-06
Why on earth would anyone not?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-04-06
Cuz he's Lawlz
1 Osterion 2019-04-06
I ironically upvote every comment about lawlz where plebs admit to likeing him
1 Nastaya 2019-04-06
First of all, as a disclaimer, I am not a dog eater myself nor am I a vegan. I don't get people who accuse dog eaters while they are enjoying their beef and pork. I don't think they have a rational logic behind the hate behind dog eating.
I think most of the reasons they claim dog eating is vulgar are that "dogs are cute", or "dogs are human's best friend" or whatever. I believe that none of which logically makes sense.
The "dogs are cute" argument is subjective, plus accusing someone of eating something due to its looks is ironical. There is no logic behind accusing someone who ate something ugly, pretty, cute, or whatever adjective you wanna put.
The "dogs are human's best friend" is also bullshit as cows and pigs can be equally domesticated like dogs, if someone chooses to do so. They can think rationally like dogs do, they can do the same things that dogs do if they were to be educated the same way that dogs are.
I don't get why people call Chinese people vulgar cause they "eat dogs". Maybe animal cruelty is one of them, as some chinese dog eating festivals or whatever, might not be performed in the most organized or hygiene way. However if you are gonna accuse dog eaters with "animal cruelty" while eating meat yourself then you are a hypocrite.
1 LongPostBot 2019-04-06
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1 Futhermucker 2019-04-06
how does one become a mod of r/drama i've always wondered
1 MasterLawlz 2019-04-06
Degrade yourself and sacrifice all of your orifices to the drama gods
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-04-06
But I already have! MODS!
1 deceIIerator 2019-04-06
Post b-slur basically
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-04-06
Bussy is not a slur 😡
1 Quietus42 2019-04-06
I think you just have to be as r-slured as my comment history.
1 sub2tine 2019-04-06
Did you see my post about your mom’s new diet? I was kinda upset the mods didnt pin it next to yours.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-04-06
No what was it
1 sub2tine 2019-04-06
lol “why look at your profile when i can play dumb?” Now I know you saw it
1 Freethrowawayer 2019-04-06
who the fuck are you lol
1 MasterLawlz 2019-04-06
Lurk moar
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-04-06
Do you remember me username Lawlz? Do you see me in your dreams?
1 rodfigs 2019-04-06
Mastercide when?
1 jewdanksdad 2019-04-06
No one cares, lawlz
1 MasterLawlz 2019-04-06
Yes they do
1 GodOfDarknessWine 2019-04-06
Now imagine if Lawlz was the President. You'd post all the articles screeching about you on drama. Then you'd bomb, maybe nuke a few places for fun.
1 respaaaaaj 2019-04-06
I will never stop being disappointed that BOOC's suicide attempt worked and yours didn't.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-04-06
I miss that guy! He got shit on even more than I do. It was hilarious.
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-04-06
your the reason I donate to the kkk
1 ticktockwarrior2 2019-04-06
wow he remembered my shitpost. i'm disgusted
1 MasterLawlz 2019-04-06
You should be!
1 muck4doo 2019-04-06
No biggie. Everyone needs a hobby.
1 irvgotti56 2019-04-06
Threads like this make me miss the days before we were censored.. I'm too much of a reeeeetard to figure out some of the new ways you fagbags try to get around the automod
1 lawlzfanfic 2019-04-06
I have a specific account for ever activity on reddit. This is my shitposting account. I keep it separate from my porn account because i dont want my friends and acquaintances to know i post on r/drama
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-04-06
You still by shitty socks from Walmart instead of quality ones from Socks off.com
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