Gimme your title of choice/comment chain of choice and I'll post it. With crediting you obviously (tbh it'll be more about shifting the blame in case dramatards don't like it).
I forget the exact quote but the report says Trump tried really hard to obstruct the investigation but nobody listened to his orders so he mostly failed. Absolutely cucked.
So /rpolitics got bent over and bumfucked while t_D was denied a victory by Blompf's own incompetence? Noice. Here's to a few days of 'I'm not mad YOU'RE mad!'
From the snippets I've been reading, not in large measure. There are a lot of referrals to Article I mechanisms of investigation, and the number one person that could've been charged with the crime that wasn't a sitting executive has already plead guilty to other crimes. The other one is dead from an apparent suicide.
The heavily upvoted ones are fine, but I do not recommend scrolling too far, it gets rapidly worse very quickly. Still though, the trans part of Chapo most likely looks better than the cis part of Chapo, which is kinda sad.
Dude. That's not illegal. That's opposition research and would be a public service, frankly.
Memba when Hillary's IT guy came on Reddit and said, "Um... how do I completely and I mean totally get rid of a super duper VIP's emails"? And to their credit, MOST of the redditors said, "That's illegal dude!"
Dude. That's not illegal. That's opposition research and would be a public service, frankly.
I'm pretty sure that trying to obtain classified emails is a no-no, no?
Memba when Hillary's IT guy came on Reddit and said, "Um... how do I completely and I mean totally get rid of a super duper VIP's emails"? And to their credit, MOST of the redditors said, "That's illegal dude!"
Yeah and they want to go gloat/argue with the libtards. Neither side realizes how pointless their arguments are cause they think owning the libs/repubs online is praxis or some shit.
This is beautiful, all this time waiting for the report and it pretty much says “Well we didn’t find anything criminal, but this doesn’t mean he didn’t do anything criminal”. A perfect set up for one side to scream “Witch Hunt” and the other side to scream anything they deem incriminating right back. Truly a blessing for dramafolk.
Trump and his supporters are going to get vindicated
he didn't do anything illegal, but the report definitely proved that he is a fucking retard, and easily the dumbest sitting president we've ever had. no wonder yokels love this dude, it's like when they finally get one of the letters right in wheel of fortune
I’m one of the illiterate yokels that can’t be bothered to read ~400 pages of a report that amounts to “We didn’t find anything actually incriminating.”
First part: definitely the Russkies hacked the DNC and also used their legion of vodka-addled trolls to fuck with the election. There is no evidence that a single American citizen knowingly aided them in this.
Second part: for a bunch of pages it goes through all the Trump associates that were investigated (Carter Page, Poopodododoolous, Manafag, etc). These people broke no laws in relation to Russia hacking and the former 2 guys tried to set up various meetings between Russians and the Trump campaign, but nothing ever got anywhere. The meeting in Trump Tower appeared to be Donny Jr and Kushner trying to get dirt, but it was a waste of time. They got nothing, let alone secret illegal information from the Russian GRU.
TL;DR so far: Russkies gonna Russkie, Trump dindu nuffin in regards to their hax0rs and meme farms.
Yeah, except the FBI is real sure that Seth Rich wasn't involved and the Russians actually did all the hacking and trolling.
I still gotta get to the obstruction part, but since Bobby Mueller didn't recommend any charges, I'm gonna pre-emptively guess that Daddy was tardsperging and didn't do anything actually illegal, but who knows.
There is an art to flying [4D CHESS], or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground [BE REALLY FUCKING STUPID] and miss [STILL WIN].
Its unironically better to have a retard in office who has reason to hate the stuffed suits as compared to intelligent self-serving assholes who will do whatever the administrative state wants without question.
Bipartisan unity and a President everyone "respects" is another way of saying the people are getting buttfucked harder than ever before. Whenever the security agencies and the media are both happy with a President, you can assume they're bad news.
while it's embarrassing as hell to have someone this dumb be the figurehead of our nation, it's comforting to realize that he is quite sincerely too incompetent to get anything he or his base wants done.
"If we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the president clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would state so. Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, however, we are unable to reach that judgment. The evidence we obtained about the president's actions and intent presents difficult issues that prevent us from conclusively determining that no criminal conduct occurred. Accordingly, while this report does not conclude that the president committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him"
"Do it to em Congress" basically, which means nothing will happen to daddy, allowing him to continue his dramacoin mining operations, while top minds like Camí Mami and Devin Nunes throw poo at each other
And much, much, much more. I knew it'd be kind of bad when Trump's lawyers were preparing a "counter report" while also claiming it cleared him, and Barr kept implying a president could not be indicted by the DOJ.
He called his lawyer, drove to the White House, packed up his office, prepared to submit a resignation letter with his chief of staff, told Priebus that the president had asked him to "do crazy shit," and informed Priebus and Bannon that he was leaving.
Damn that's like what you see in cartoons where somebody says something and the other person immediately takes comical lengths to GTFO
IMO the reason why this result is so great is because if the rightoids want to embrace the report for no collision then it's harder for them to fake news it over the obstructions. They'll still do it but it makes it easier to mock them for it.
His rally speeches weren't absolute proof? His tweets weren't absolute proof? If someone needs the Mueller report to see Trump is a retard then I'm not so sure Trump is the most retarded person in the room... I gave him a chance by watching one of his New Hampshire rallies in late 2015 and five minutes into his speech I knew he was easily one of the top 5 most retarded people to run for President.
However in regards to Russian collusion, I think the chances are pretty low that Mueller comes up with any really damning evidence. I would put the chance that it is confirmed that Trump was controlled by kompromat or that he exchanged policy for money/loan repayment or something equally as sinister at less then 10 %. I would put the chance that there is no smoking gun but there is something in some grey middle ground as a little higher.
I think a very likely outcome of the investigation will be some obstruction of justice charge without convincing evidence of collusion. I personally think that this would be a kind of bs "show me the man, i'll show you the crime" sort of thing.
Like yeah, I thought collusion was possible, but I was never holding my breath. I've said more than once that direct evidence of collusion wouldn't be found.
The United Kingdom should be cut off from Europe.[9]
Ukraine should be annexed by Russia because "Ukraine as a state has no geopolitical meaning, no particular cultural import or universal significance, no geographic uniqueness, no ethnic exclusiveness, its certain territorial ambitions represents an enormous danger for all of Eurasia and, without resolving the Ukrainian problem, it is in general senseless to speak about continental politics". Ukraine should not be allowed to remain independent, unless it is cordon sanitaire, which would be inadmissible.[9]
Georgia should be dismembered. Abkhazia and "United Ossetia" (which includes Georgia's South Ossetia) will be incorporated into Russia. Georgia's independent policies are unacceptable.[9]
Russia needs to create "geopolitical shocks" within Turkey. These can be achieved by employing Kurds, Armenians and other minorities.[9]
Russia should use its special services within the borders of the United States to fuel instability and separatism, for instance, provoke "Afro-American racists". Russia should "introduce geopolitical disorder into internal American activity, encouraging all kinds of separatism and ethnic, social and racial conflicts, actively supporting all dissident movements – extremist, racist, and sectarian groups, thus destabilizing internal political processes in the U.S. It would also make sense simultaneously to support isolationist tendencies in American politics".[9]
Like I don't know why people keep pretending Russia doesn't do shit like this.
all this time waiting for the report and it pretty much says “Well we didn’t find anything criminal, but this doesn’t mean he didn’t do anything criminal”.
Fuck man. It really has been going on for 2 years.
I was upvoted at one point then Daddy’s defense force came to the rescue. What’s funny is I really don’t give a shit about collusion, but the report makes it pretty obvious there was either corruption or just complete idiocy from the trump campaign.
USSC tied for voting on executive power overreach. One flopped over. Dead. Gone.
Senate is deadlocked on confirmation of new justice. Incredibly polarizing debates. AOC creates a storm of “like” and “umm” so vast that the library of congress needs to create a digital transcript copy of the 5 sentences she had written down.
Tragedy strikes. Senator is assassinated midway through the term. Newly elected governor has to choose successor. Decided to take care of the country into their own hands and appoint opponent of murdered senator to office.
Final vote confirmed lifetime appointment of SC deadlocked for months.
>hoping for the stable society that allows you to live in comfort crumbles so that it'll force you to leave the house/feel something other than boredom
For anyone curious, here is the real takeaway from today:
"we will make available to a bipartisan group of leaders from several Congressional committees a version of the report with all redactions removed except those relating to grand-jury information."
Which means all the squawking you're about to hear about redactions and framing is mostly pointless!
</undrama>
Im ready give me my drugs and comfy chair time to harvest enough salt to season all pretzels that have ever been made
Regardless of what else happens moving forward, Trump's Presidency is effectively over. He's going to be investigated and most likely impeached for this every single day for the rest of his Presidency. He's going to get absolutely hammered every single day leading up to any potential election where he would be the nominee over this issue and he will be buried by it. Every single down-ballot candidate is going to suffer for being associated with Trump in any way, shape or form.
Trump is finally done.
Wow /u/ILikeGo how does it feel to have finally defeated Drumpf? This must be a huge day for you!
Yes every single day they'll do it each morning and then at night erase his memory with drugs so that he has to do it all again the next day like that Black Mirror episode
This comment brought to you by Rachel Maddow's wet dreams
He's going to get absolutely hammered every single day leading up to any potential election where he would be the nominee over this issue and he will be buried by it.
I'm an outsider and I know this is what he and his supporters thrive on. How are they this retarded?
To seriouspost for a second, it was genuinely fucked up to see all those unemployed NEET millennials who complain about how broke they are all day on Reddit give away what was probably their last $27 to that greedy old communist fuck nugget
Yeah I pretty much accepted we're in for four more years of spray tan when it first came out there was no collusion. This is just confirming information I've already made peace with.
Not particularly he’s about to get hit with a bunch obstruction and financial probes through congress that he won’t be able to do anything about and he won’t have Barr or the DOJ under him to run interference there.
It's like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz. You always had the ability to ping, the benevolent mods just wanted you to go on a magical journey to find the pinging in your heart
Ideally both. Michael Flynn directed Peter Smith to pay Russian spies to do a Watergate, but Trump's only crime is surrounding himself with people like this. It's actually really believable that they would do all of this without his knowledge or direction.
Listen I’m not saying the holdomoor was strictly neccesary but industrialization is a bloody business and queen victoria killed 29 million in india alone while also perpetrating the boer war. But also the last ww2 era SU-85 was in use until 2014 so hows that for quality mobile armored field guns?
One thing I've noticed from watching MAGAcels fight Antifa spergs on YouTube is that yeah, you would assume the tankies and trannies would go down pretty easy, but COT DAMN SON, they go down even easier than you'd expect them to. Like there are middle school girls who could hold their own for longer.
Im just a constantly confused AMAB Masc NB over here stealing trans valor. Every LGBTQ+ Comrade is part of my family, though, and I would fight and die for you. Solidarity with all trans and NB and GNC cuties!
The funniest thing about this is that if this dude were a chud, his appearance would be mocked relentlessly and justifiably by them. But give him an eldritch gender identity and all of a sudden he's serving looks.
I wonder if the people replying with heart eye emojis and "slay kween!!!" know deep down that they're lying to uggos, or if their mushy little brains are so damaged by tranny rhetoric that they can't even tell the difference between good looking and ugly anymore
Thanks a lot. But just as an FYI, trans women are real women. The word you're looking for is "cis". Those chuds are just jealous of me. I turn heads all the time and I look better than they do. But to all the assholes here, thanks for the entertainment over breakfast.
Thanks a lot. But just as an FYI, trans women are real women. The word you're looking for is "cis". Those chuds are just jealous of me. I turn heads all the time and I look better than they do. But to all the assholes here, thanks for the entertainment over breakfast.
Real talk, I wonder the amount of mental gymnastics these people have to do when black people react to them, because if there's one group of people who are based as fuck when it comes to tranny shit aka mayo nonsense, it's blacks.
They probably rationalize that the poor POC have "internalized transphobia" that will disappear after the chuds have all been guillotined in le glorious revolution
And also that most blacks are devout Christians who are significantly less tolerant of their degeneracy than your average InfoWars watching mayo Trumpkin
I'll be honest with you, I don't know about that. There are a lot more black people nowadays who have become more tolerant of these things (most of them are women though).
You know, I've kinda been on estrogen for almost a month now. And I've fully socially transitioned too. And the fact that I'm wearing my lipstick in public is actually a big deal. Facts don't care about your feelings, loser.
I know you're right, I let my 'tism get the best of me
Not to get all identity politics but when you're a foid yourself you start to get really sick of these freaks literally forcing you to act as if they're "real women" who are no different than you while they simultaneously try to shove their way into your locker rooms and saunas
The definition: "the process or a period of changing from one state or condition to another."
You said yourself that you transitioned. The word when used in relation to trans people means that you are changing from one gender to another. If you truly had always been a woman, you wouldn't need to transition.
nothing has ever been less of a big deal than whether or not someone wears lipstick. even if it's you. it might be hard to find something that's mattered less.
Thanks a lot. But just as an FYI, trans women are real women.
Then why even make the distinction? You ARE a woman, not a trans woman, not a mentally ill man with messy lipstick, not a burden on society for having to accommodate a demographic less than 1% of the population, and definitely not an entitled wh*te person who wants attention. You are a woman, plain and simple.
Those chuds are just jealous of me. I turn heads all the time and I look better than they do.
I'll take things that didn't happen for 500 Alex.
Go take a walk in the hood to show the PoC you feel so sorry about the face of the revolution that will save them haha. It's gonna be fucking hilarious when you idiots realize 99% of PoC don't like trans people lol
In pretend world. Every woman knows you’re not actually one them. Your just the kid who’s going to get bullied because you look like you do and they semi feel bad for you until you try to claim you experience actual womanhood like them.
Ok, all jokes aside, is this person a man becoming a woman or a woman becoming a man. It’s like she/he is on half way to transition, but I can’t figure the direction...
When I was first looking through this, my first thought was these were the pictures a casting director would receive for the role of Buffalo Bill for a Silence of the Lambs remake
/u/lazarusdmx Wanted to touch base and see how your dark humors are going. I know you aren't at work rn because you're rapid fire posting about Bernie Sanders, but please take a minute to touch base with your old pals at /r/drama, we're worried boutcha boo :-/
see I thought you were making a more-clever riff on the socialist revolutionary trope of putting the bourgeoisie up against a wall and shooting them, it was just a reference to the border wall? But seriously, if Bernie gave me a free vacation house, I would really probably want to put a wall around it to keep my dog in, no joke.
Do you really not see the disconnect between saying "I'd put a wall around my vacation house" and being a chapotard?
I mean ultimately it doesn't matter either way because Trump's going to get another four years and Bernie will live out his days as a very very very rich not president who never accomplished a single damn thing in his political career.
wait, fuck, where do you see the rule on the ctf forum about not being able to have vacation homes and walls? How could I have been this wrong, for so long?
Good lad! I’m actually on his Bay Area bundling team. Please in the comment box let them know “Courtsier Diqueauf” and her team arranged the donation. The more we bring in the more campaign materials we receive to support the cause. Since it’s the Bay we go through material pretty fast.
gun ownership is the number 2 predictor of fatal suicides, right after knowing a suicide victim.
So owning a gun increases your likelyhood of getting shot? Who would have fucking though. Owning a pool increases your likelyhood of drowning. Imagine paying $50k for a degree in sociology just to make that connection.
so they were born men, identify as women not lesbians because gender is a social construct but say their gay while their both feminine but not lesbians but going by their biological sex to declare their sexuality...
"i could never pass. you can cut glass with my jaw and i get 5 o'clock shadow at noon, and theres this ridiculous moustache..." was what i was gonna say.
but then i remembered that picture of the wedding and how words dont mean anything anymore. and ive actually just decided to start telling people "im not gay, i just suck a lot of dick and find vaginas kind of icky".
Though I hadn't admitted this to myself earlier, it was perhaps inevitable that the very first thing I did when I brought the gun home and was alone with it was to put it in my mouth. Unloaded at first, then loaded (which may account for my difficulty loading the magazine). I danced around this ritual for a long time, several hours in fact, but I knew I had to get up close to it. This was the step beyond the drive-by, beyond the parking, beyond the browsing. This was brinkmanship with the part of myself that insists my existence has no value, that things will never improve.
You know what I actually want them to do it. In a revolution usually the extremists get into power and not the faggots who browse chapo and the extremists ie tankies would kill all the degenerates that populate that board. That is assuming they can actually organize a revolution without half of the population laughing at their faces.
I've been saving as many as possible. Gonna make a nice collage and have it printed on toilet paper. I have a feeling that would REALLY trigger them seeing their pictures used to wipe actual shit.
I always pictured the most ugly ass freaks and zit faces I could imagine and then times'd it be 1000
It would be shocking if they were all even normal looking
This should be confirmation that being a tankie or an Antifa loser is just a MASSIVE COPE because you're too ass ugly to be successful. It's either this or go full incel.
The right wing are gonna feel so stupid when we have trans gulag guards reeducating them. Solidarity ✊
/u/shittyusernamelover Okay, be honest. A part of you knows deep down that there is not a single right-winger who would be the least bit afraid of this crop of limp wristed oogly ass NEETs with cheap lipstick and a face full of pimples who post non-stop about how depressed they are, right? Like you're just LARPing as someone who actually believes yall are intimidating in the slightest?
Deep down they all know that there will be neither a violent revolution nor a peaceful radicalization. At least trans people are doing what they do best: infiltrate communities and make everything about themselves.
Yeah pretty much. It takes a lot of delusion and lying to yourself to spend day and night (time you could be using to better yourself bucko) posting about a revolution that you know is never going to fucking happen deep down.
Why gee whiz it's almost like the kind of delusion it takes to have a five o'clock shadow and a dick and insist you were BORN A WOMAN!!111!
I feel like Chapo's revolution strategy would be like that scene from the South Park movie where the general explains "Operation: Hide behind the darkies!"
That's pretty much what they're doing now TBH. They jump on board with minority causes even though their asses never leave the suburbs and they only associate with mayos because they somehow think that paying lip service to Black Lives Matter will end in Mommy Government paying for their laser hair removal so they can be the true wimmenz they are
Considering China has billions of leftists and is gearing up for World War III as well as several other left wing countries, I’d watch what you say, lmaooo
Doubt you’re going to last long in any conflict sorely outnumbered, cuck
Considering China has billions of leftists and is gearing up for World War III as well as several other left wing countries, I’d watch what you say, lmaooo
Doubt you’re going to last long in any conflict sorely outnumbered, cuck
For sure. Absolutely. You little nonbinary NEETs are this close to starting le glorious revolution. Just gotta shitpost about it for a few more years, right?
You’ll go straight to the wall, don’t worry.
Will this be before or after the second term that Trump is definitely gonna get?
I’m not gay or trans, but I support the community through and through. I don’t trust right wing media reports. China is more progressive than most countries and decriminalized homosexuality way before America did.
We absolutely are going to end you nationalist basement dwellers. Count on it. Regardless of what President wins in 2020, we’re growing in numbers and cannot be stopped. You will submit or die, preferably the latter.
China is more progressive than most countries and decriminalized homosexuality way before America did.
I genuinely hope you are a very committed troll.
China decriminalized homosexuality in 1997.
America never decriminalized homosexuality because it was never criminalized in the first place.
We absolutely are going to end you nationalist basement dwellers. Count on it. Regardless of what President wins in 2020, we’re growing in numbers and cannot be stopped.
Right okay. A quick peek-o-roo of your post history says that you're a trucker who got the job to pay off student loans for a degree you're not even using.
Considering you people can't even navigate the basics like personal finance and planning for the future, Ima go ahead and not be afraid of yall puffin up your little feathers on Reddit.
You will submit or die, preferably the latter.
BREAKER BREAKER ONE NINER, WE GOT OURSELVES AN EDGELORD, 10-4
I’m amused you’re so fat and pathetic you’ve got to dig through my post history and post a paragraph to try to cut deep into me. Keep trying, because you’re only making yourself look pathetic. Try getting out of momma’s basement for a while, Billy.
Keep trying, because you’re only making yourself look pathetic.
Ima level with you chief, even if I were this basement-dwelling MAGA moid you believe me to be, it still wouldn't be as pathetic as a guy who became a trucker to pay off the student loans for his liberal arts degree
lmao limp wrist, PLEASE start a violent revolution, I'm in the bussy bunker waiting
in the meantime, go join the Socialist Rifle Association where they'll lecture you on microaggressions while you stan for the neoliberal political establishment and pretend to be """revolutionary"""
Considering how often you post to Reddit daily, I’m assured you’re in top shape for any revolution, be it violent civil war or just getting up out of your bed. As long as you have your McDonalds, you’re ready for the next world war, amirite? Lmao get real. You don’t have the capacity to establish any alliances to crush us. You’re not ready for what’s coming, bruh.
Go scroll through my post history, copy the post dates into an activity heatmap on a 24 hour day and get back to me sweaty
you've got no idea what kind of weaponized bussy will be deployed against your AIDS riddles cohorts. It's really, actually, eternally OVER for all the chapocels
I’ve got better things to do than to argue with a “bunker” (momma’s basement) dweller and make a heatmap of your posts lol like actually training for a conflict and working a decent job and having a social life. I’d say you should do the same, but I think you should keep doing what you’re doing bud. I have a feeling you’ll be an easy pushover when we drop a bunker buster over your home lmaooo
Maybe that'll be how the evil tranny soldiers in the glorious gulag torture us chuds. They'll make you guess their birth gender and if you get it wrong you get the bullet, which they throw at you, because they can't have guns on account of the dark humors
I honestly hope that they completely let him off the hook. I've never seen drama so feverish, but so boring. At least watergate-cels had something to look forward to.
Even if they found a smoking gun, the Senate needs a super majority to convict. Nothing will happen. At least Bill's impeachment trial had funny joke fodder. We already know the President's clueless.
I know, this is such BULLSHIT!!!! The deep state could bring down Drumpf, so they turned their guns on poor innocent Britney. I hope Pelosi is finally satisfied with the one scalp she was able to claim.
I honestly, absolutely believe no more than a few hundred or thousand will read the full report. The people in intelligence agencies, news organisations, maaaybe a few really interested PolitSci professors, apart from that? People just want to know if it benefits their efforts to Impeach or if it gives them license to gloat over the left wing 'witch hunt' turning up nothing. They want a snappy title and four bullet points, not four hundred pages.
The time it would take someone to get through this is probably less than the time of Capeshit: Endgame. But we all know what policels will be doing 😂🤣🤣😩
To be honest, no. Given his track record on Twitter and in the press, I'd be much more surprised if he'd just said something like "Alright then" with a stoic face.
We've been seeing articles for months stating a belief that Mueller's report wouldn't conclude anything criminal, just politically damning. We'll just have to see how politically damning it is come November 2020.
Out of context, he was saying that if presidents get investigated then it takes up so much of their presidency that it’s over <— we’re here but it’s not over
He said “I’m fucked” because he thought the rest of his presidency would be only investigation and nothing getting passed
Overheard in Oval Office after Mueller's report:
“He got me,” Trump said of Mueller's dunk on him. "That f***ing Mueller boomed me."
Trump added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.
Trump then said he wanted to add Mueller to the list of investigators working on Hillary Clinton's email servers.
Micheal Cohen yelled, “There you go!” Nancy Pelosi gave a look of pleasant surprise. AOC belted, “We got a fucking squad now.” And before Rob Mueller hit the locker room door, ex-FBI star James Comey hugged him & said, “Y’all look so different.”
i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about mueller. u wouldnt say this shit to him at the white house, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.
As an initial matter, this Office evaluated potentially criminal conduct that involved the collective action of multiple individuals not under the rubric of "collusion," but through the lens of conspiracy law.
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collusion is not a specific offense or theory of liability found in the U.S. Code; nor is it a term of art in federal law.
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For that reason, this Office's focus in resolving the question of joint criminal liability was on conspiracy as defined in federal law, not the commonly discussed term "collusion."
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The investigation did not establish that the contacts described in Volume I, Section IV, supra, amounted to an agreement to commit any substantive violation of federal criminal law -- including foreign-influence and campaign finance laws, both of which are discussed further below. The Office therefor did not charge any individual associated with the Trump Campaign with conspiracy to commit a federal offense arising from Russia contacts, either under a specific statute or under section 371's offenses clause.
The Office also did not charge any campaign official or associate with a conspiracy under Section 371's defraud clause. That clause criminalizes participating in an agreement to obstruct a lawful function of the U.S. government or its agencies through a deceitful or dishonest means.
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The investigation did not establish any agreement among campaign officials -- or between such officials and Russia-linked individuals -- to interfere with or obstruct a lawful function of a government agency during the campaign or transition period.
And, as discussed in Volume I, Section V.A, supra, the investigation did not identify evidence that any Campaign official or associate knowingly and intentionally participated in the conspiracy to defraud that the Office charged, namely, the active-measures conspiracy described in Volume I, Section II, supra.
Accordingly, the Office did not charge any Campaign associate or other U.S. person with conspiracy to defraud the United States based on the Russia-related contacts described in Section IV above.
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I don't really know what any of this means, but it sure does sound like libcels got eternally btfo
I’ll dumb it down for you. They couldn’t find any direct quid pro quo of a tit for tat agreement of we will give you X for doing Y. X or Y being something like attempted voting system infiltration which Russia tried anyways according the what congress actual agrees on about all this.
So pretty much Russia ran misinformation campaigns to support Trump with Troll Farms. Not only that, but agents hacked into the DNC to sow more discord by releasing emails to a third party which was WikiLeaks.
I don't know about y'all, but that's pretty much collusion.
Anyone else almost shaking? Here's what I see, release of report delayed closer to Easter to minimize people talking about this BOMBSHELL, and let me remind everyone out there that today is Maundy Thursday which is the day that Jesus was crucified and what do Christians (majority of his base) do on Maundy Thursday? They go to services at their church, further providing distraction and minimizing talk about this. Easter Sunday is the day Jesus rose from the grave, 3 days earlier on Thursday was the day He was crucified... I have a taste of possible irony in my mouth...The ONLY Thursday of the year where every Christian church has services and they release it today, and Barr gives the speech before mimicking Trump's 'No Collusion, No Obstruction" so the Trump friendly news can make that their headline for it will take hours to read through this report....This administration is a smooth criminal!
Trump = HitlerJesus confirmed
Politics is evolving since it's not a capeshit or wandshit reference
Meh the house is about to open probes into his finances and muller said in the report they can open their own obstruction investigation outside of DOJ standards without Barr involved. So get ready for more. It’ll be solid attack dirt for 2020 even if they don’t go to impeachment with it.
Doubt it. I think even the elected dems are scared of the media at this point. The media posts headlines daily about trump committing treason, colludjng with russia, banning guns or supporting some green new deal building trains instead of nuke plants.
Most people only listen to five corporations that produce all the news and those corps back the most retarded candidates possible because lets be honest, dramacels at their PEAK can't even compete with journalists and their agendaposting.
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a copy of the Mueller Report and I literally screamed at her and hit the report out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the release of the Mueller Report tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he not in jail? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the Mueller Report is so corrupt. I want a report to believe in. I want Mueller to fix this broken report. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was going to jail???? This is so fucked.
That is literally a post on the r/politics megathread. I did not make it up.
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.
The great news is Muller dropped a couple hints in the report that he wants congress to do something to Trump for his obstruction. If we are lucky then the house will start impeachment proceedings and dramacoin will skyrocket.
Wait so basically now they’re going to try nail him on obstruction. Literally his whole shtick from the beginning was to obstruct or stop the investigation because he believed it was a witch hunt for political purposes and a waste of taxpayer money (and let’s be honest he probably is hiding something).
With this report, it turns out the narrative of Trump being a Russian agent/puppet/cockholster was in fact a witch hunt. So the next move is trying to impeach him because he objected to an investigation that drained his political capital and turned out to be a witch hunt?
How the fuck have Americans managed to survive for 241 years? Notre Dame is France’s punishment for sending so much as a bullet to this continent of morons.
The scope of investigation was Russian collusion. That accusation has been shown to lack evidence. I don’t believe Trump is a total fucking moron, and you’d have to be a total fucking moron to behave the way Trump did if you haven’t done anything questionable. This can’t even be dismissed as lib conspiracy theories, the Mueller report said the same thing with regards to his behavior.
There is literally no other explanation for his behavior, unless you’re going to buy into the media’s image of him being an illiterate demented lead-poisoned-brain boomer.
97% of the media wielding pitforks in that witchhunt plus his regular ridiculously bombastic communication style explains his behavior. What do you think explains it?
Regardless of what else happens moving forward, Trump's Presidency is effectively over. He's going to be investigated and most likely impeached for this every single day for the rest of his Presidency. He's going to get absolutely hammered every single day leading up to any potential election where he would be the nominee over this issue and he will be buried by it. Every single down-ballot candidate is going to suffer for being associated with Trump in any way, shape or form.
Trump is finally done.
EDIT: This comment pissed off the Russian trolls holy shit.
I think this has to be my favorite response on the T_D megathread
I am completely serious in suggesting this: Donald Trump needs to have two extra years tacked onto his term for putting up with this (ridiculous bullshit). POSTPONE THE ELECTION UNTIL 2022 AND TEACH THESE INSUFFERABLE FUCKS A LESSON THEY WILL NEVER FORGET.
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Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
From the moment you became president you were fucked, more fucked then anyone in the entire history of the world. And that includes Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John Fucking Kennedy. In fact, if Archangel Michael himself had landed down from Dallas that fateful day and given JFK a choice between two fates – his or yours – he would have kept on smiling and waving until Oswald’s bullet ended all that. If Crassus - a man whose naked greed ended up him being killed by a face full of molten gold had to make that choice, he would ask for seconds in case the first wasn’t enough. Ala ad-din Muhammad, a now obscure ruler of Persia who made the fateful mistake of insulting another then obscure ruler to him, Genghis Khan, ended up having such a fuckstorm of pure death unleashed on his country that Iran took until 1920 to recover in population. He too, would choose to insult the Khan, and probably send a few rude drawings of himself and Genghis’s mother to make sure he didn’t have to sit in your hot seat because it’s about to left the Sun in shadow.
Where to begin? It’s like stepping into the Library of Alexandria. Except it never burned down. And they kept updating it to this day. And every book was filled with childish insults, depraved perving, idiotic nonsensical statements, senile ravings, stupid faces, and debasement of the United States of America in a way that has not and will not ever be repeated. For no other idiotic moron inbred lunatic in history had cameras, recorders, phones, aides aiming for lucrative book deals and fucking Chinese goddamn spy satellites following his every move, 24/7. And that is just the last few years – which have felt like a century. You were a known bag of the runniest dogshit way, way before that. Like boy, my puppy once ate three donuts and a bag of gummi bears when she learned to open doors. You leave her in shame.
Where the fuck will I begin, Donald? Is it the time you speculated about your infant daughter’s hot tits? Is it the time you were told not to look at an eclipse and you did? Is it the time you told your personal doctor to lie about your weight in a physical? Is it the time you started your presidency by exaggerating your audience size? Is it the time you hit on an Irish reporter in the Oval Office while the cameras were running? The other time you told another doctor to lie about your weight in a physical? Is it the fifteen times Angela Merkel had to explain how trade in the EU works?
Is it the time you had a fight with a Gold Star family? The time you pretended to be working by shifting papers randomly so you wouldn’t have to talk to the reporter? The time you said “You’re the puppert, you’re the puppet, you’re the puppet” on live TV? Is it the time you told a seven year old he was too old to believe in Santa around Christmas? Is it the time you cheated on your wife, who has given birth to your son, whom you named after a fake identity you made you to suck your own dick in a live phone interview, with a pornstar, who compared your dick to a mushroom, then tried to silence her?
Is it the time you said the thing in common with your daughter – another one – is sex and how you would date her if she wasn’t your daughter? Is it your revolving door of an administration? The time suggested us Finns don’t have forest fires because we rake our forests? Is it the time when you couldn’t name a single Bible verse? The other porn star? Is it Mooch, Spicey, covfefe, Omarosa, Cohen, Flynn, the very important nuclear and cyber, hamberders in the White House, 5th Avenue, and grabbing the pussy? It is impossible to choose.
Every day – every fucking day of since you decided to run for president AGAIN – has been filled with you. Everywhere, all the time. With the exception of uncontacted tribes in the Amazon and those guys in Andamans who throw spears at helicopters and missionaries, everyone knows who you are. You’ve achieved the ultimate ascension of narcissists. I tip my hat and hate to you Donald. You have become immortal. All presidents do, but never again will such a perfect collection of all the negative traits of humanity with zero of the redeeming ones occupy the highest office of the planet Earth. You have branded your name on the human collective memory for eternity. All what I mentioned above is a mere fraction of the total. How could you not be? You think we still wouldn’t be watching live footage of Caligula or Henry VIII all the fucking time if they had HD cameras following their every move?
So yes, you are fucked. You will be forever fucked by history in the worst fucking ways it has ever devised, as those who supported and voted for you become a dwindling memory and a joke. It will just be about you in the end, just like you wanted. The magnitude of the humiliation conga that will be visited on your syphilis-ridden senile ass will make whatever a hypothetical offspring of Giĺles de Rais and Hieronymus Bosch could dream up in his wildest fucking acid trip look like Peppa Pig.
And I chose to write how you will be fucked by history, because I quite frankly don’t have the stomach or the imagination to describe how hard the law will fuck you. Because like said, you are very good at leaving a trail.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-18
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1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Here's the TD cope/gloat Megathread.
Read the report here but you won't because we're just here for the drama
1 xlhat 2019-04-18
Post this, I can't so you might as well.
https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/beebi8/tifu_by_trying_to_send_my_friend_m_a_screenshot/
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Wait you're not approved?
1 xlhat 2019-04-18
Yes, I'm an 'umble unapproved cel.
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Hmm okay let me see if I can fix that. I have to turn on my desktop and shit and I'm about to to be busy but send me a PM so I won't forget.
1 xlhat 2019-04-18
Thank you man.
1 Woolgun 2019-04-18
Gimme your title of choice/comment chain of choice and I'll post it. With crediting you obviously (tbh it'll be more about shifting the blame in case dramatards don't like it).
1 xlhat 2019-04-18
Title - Goth Thot baits plebbitors who respond by showering her with neetbux. Instead of feeding 3rd worlders.
Comment chain - you pick.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-04-18
You dont need to be approved to submit ya dumb sperg
1 uniqueguy263 2019-04-18
It's 450 fucking pages
1 ChewieAtePeople 2019-04-18
They found lots of evidence he tried to obstruct but basically because of a memo written in 1972 they decided not to indict him and made no call.
1 2029393029e9e 2019-04-18
That's why he said incompetently
1 ChewieAtePeople 2019-04-18
They didn't charge him because they legally couldn't not because there wasn't enough evidence like you implied.
1 2029393029e9e 2019-04-18
Lol
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-18
I wish my retardation had saved me from being convicted of obstruction of Justice lmao.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-18
I am a feeling and obstrstructed Justice seriously
1 Thatlookedlikeithurt 2019-04-18
When you fail at something so badly the cops can't tell if it's a crime.
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-04-18
I forget the exact quote but the report says Trump tried really hard to obstruct the investigation but nobody listened to his orders so he mostly failed. Absolutely cucked.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-04-18
Literally being too incompetent to get anything done to own the libs
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-04-18
also the only thing he obstructed was the investigation which was into nothing
1 MG87 2019-04-18
Yep, his tard wranglers kept him in line
1 Van-Diemen 2019-04-18
So /rpolitics got bent over and bumfucked while t_D was denied a victory by Blompf's own incompetence? Noice. Here's to a few days of 'I'm not mad YOU'RE mad!'
1 Rivea_ 2019-04-18
Trump directed American campaign staffers who used American sources to fail at legally acquiring some oppo dirt? Gottem.
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Yeah but his name was Peter Smith. I don't think you're catching the conspiracy drama angle here.
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-04-18
Peter Smith is made out of jet fuel?
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-04-18
His name was Peter Smith
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Peter Smith can't melt Russian hackers. Checkmate, Smithcels.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-04-18
Trafficking stolen goods while violating wire fraud statutes and anti-unauthorized access laws is legal now? Holy shit.
1 Rivea_ 2019-04-18
Blunpfmph did that?
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-04-18
Actually, that's exactly what is being alleged using Flynn as a cut through.
1 Rivea_ 2019-04-18
Alleged? Isn't the report supposed to have a conclusion for this kinda thing?
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-04-18
From the snippets I've been reading, not in large measure. There are a lot of referrals to Article I mechanisms of investigation, and the number one person that could've been charged with the crime that wasn't a sitting executive has already plead guilty to other crimes. The other one is dead from an apparent suicide.
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
His name is Peter Smith
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1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-04-18
NO FOUL PLAY
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-04-18
WTF is that? NOT not authorized? So authorized?
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-04-18
unauthorized access is one thing, dear lord don't be thick.
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-04-18
You said "anti-unauthorized" did you not?
anti - against, opposed
un - prefix meaning 'not'
So "anti-unauthorized" (if it was a word) would mean
"against,opposed" "not" "authorized" or simply 'authorized'.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-04-18
Is English not your first language? I'd love you to fight through antidisestablishmentarianism though
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-04-18
That's rich coming from the anti-un poster.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-04-18
Huh?
1 nanonan 2019-04-18
It's the end of the beginning.
1 couscous_anonymous 2019-04-18
That explains a lot.
1 Oranjez 2019-04-18
ngl some of those traps are cuties tbqhwyf
1 kxxzy 2019-04-18
You must have very low standards :(
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-04-18
volcel if you wouldn’t
1 Oranjez 2019-04-18
OP trannies are objectively at least average for women. You’d be attracted to them if you didn’t know they had dicks. Prove me wrong.
1 kxxzy 2019-04-18
The one in the back has a hairline worse than my granddad
1 Power_Incarnate 2019-04-18
Not average at all, but they at least pass unlike literally every other pic I clicked on it that thread.
1 tathrowaway666 2019-04-18
Honestly those t-slurs are more attractive in the face than a lot of the f-slurs I work with
1 EyeseeFN 2019-04-18
That's because you cant get past the 300 lbs underneath their face.
1 Woolgun 2019-04-18
The heavily upvoted ones are fine, but I do not recommend scrolling too far, it gets rapidly worse very quickly. Still though, the trans part of Chapo most likely looks better than the cis part of Chapo, which is kinda sad.
1 DoctorMort 2019-04-18
The troons outnumber the ones who pass at least 5:1, but you're right, the ones who pass are upvoted to the top.
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2019-04-18
Id smash that those trussys raw tbh
1 RonPaulsDragRace 2019-04-18
It's exactly what I pictured.
1 IBiteYou 2019-04-18
The maternal (though with no kids of my own) part of me wants to say, "STOP!"
I'm happy they are okay with themselves but WHERE they are posting the selfies?
Chapo is shit. I just want to say... STAHP! Protect yourselves.
1 StephenMDReddit 2019-04-18
even though Chapo is an absolutly retarded commiehole, i'd gladly smash some of those Ts.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-04-18
Wait, how is the chapo selfie thread related??
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
How is it not?
1 jewdanksdad 2019-04-18
None of them are talking about Mueller
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Exactly.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-04-18
They're all white trannies... I swear MDE was more diverse than chapo.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-04-18
mde and pol are way more diverse than pretty much everyone that bitches about them
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Incels come in every color.
1 Prysorra2 2019-04-18
Scapegloat.
1 xthek 2019-04-18
Holy fuck. The Faces of Chapo. I've been waiting for this.
1 SlapItSoSilly 2019-04-18
Like the final piece of a puzzle, it all makes sense now. The #Resistance, Tumblr, LGBTQA+, Communism, Antifa, AHS, TMOR... It all leads back to CHAPO
1 IBiteYou 2019-04-18
Dude. That's not illegal. That's opposition research and would be a public service, frankly.
Memba when Hillary's IT guy came on Reddit and said, "Um... how do I completely and I mean totally get rid of a super duper VIP's emails"? And to their credit, MOST of the redditors said, "That's illegal dude!"
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
I'm pretty sure that trying to obtain classified emails is a no-no, no?
Lmao yeah that was really dumb.
1 IBiteYou 2019-04-18
So the subpoenas for them were doing something illegal?
He only asked for the deleted ones and she said she only deleted emails about yoga and the grandkids!
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
No cause that's official government stuff. I guess it would really depend on what steps Flynn took in trying to get them.
Did she? Fuckin Hillary lol.
1 xlhat 2019-04-18
491 comments in 8 minutes 😱😱😱
These people 🙇
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Fuckin lmao but tbf they've had blue balls for years now.
1 xlhat 2019-04-18
Still, a comment a second ? How is that even possible ?
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Well since it's no collision not yes obstruction I'd guess that is both politics and td having a slap fight.
1 xlhat 2019-04-18
Maybe I'm a retard but won't TD be happy since Daddy is clear (ish) ?
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Yeah and they want to go gloat/argue with the libtards. Neither side realizes how pointless their arguments are cause they think owning the libs/repubs online is praxis or some shit.
TL;DR rampant retardation.
1 xlhat 2019-04-18
😂😂
1 a_cute_grill 2019-04-18
they're already sticking to the "i'm fucked" line like frosting to a cake. as if it actually means something.
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-04-18
Wdym? There’s 5 million subscribers
1 xlhat 2019-04-18
Still, these people are nutters.
Comment a second ? These people were literally refreshing the sub until auto mod posted the thread.
1 Agastopia 2019-04-18
It’s a major news event...
1 Ziggs_Boson 2019-04-18
Bots, you mean.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
Mmmmm I love the smell of cope in the morning.
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-04-18
THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP, IS COPE IN YOUR CUP!
1 Ziggs_Boson 2019-04-18
It needs to be coping. That makes it two syllables, like Folger's, so it'll feel exactly like the jingle.
1 Named_NPC1 2019-04-18
Copers
1 Ziggs_Boson 2019-04-18
That works, too.
1 aXenoWhat 2019-04-18
Whole damned hill had that gasoline smell. Smelt like stalemate.
1 ApostleOfChode 2019-04-18
This is beautiful, all this time waiting for the report and it pretty much says “Well we didn’t find anything criminal, but this doesn’t mean he didn’t do anything criminal”. A perfect set up for one side to scream “Witch Hunt” and the other side to scream anything they deem incriminating right back. Truly a blessing for dramafolk.
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Inshallah 🙏
1 DannedFromBrama 2019-04-18
you muslim ??
why call self cuckold ??
muslim never cuckold
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
I like you.
1 Myringains 2019-04-18
Muslims are the true master race brother
1 HIVnotAdeathSentence 2019-04-18
Piss be upon her
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-04-18
This is the best day for dramacoin
1 Chad_McCentrist 2019-04-18
Trump and his supporters are going to get vindicated and Reddit will have a meltdown.
​
These are the days my drama-loving heart beats for.
1 The_Long_Connor 2019-04-18
Owo what's this?
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-04-18
It's the gravy pump for the body.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-04-18
he didn't do anything illegal, but the report definitely proved that he is a fucking retard, and easily the dumbest sitting president we've ever had. no wonder yokels love this dude, it's like when they finally get one of the letters right in wheel of fortune
1 HeyBoysHanginOut 2019-04-18
Did anyone need a report to know that?
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Apparently a lot of burgerstanis do.
1 PM_ME_YOUR_DARKNESS 2019-04-18
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-04-18
I'm from Idaho and just got off the road. I'm gonna download it and read it over the next few days.
1 KingPhilipIII 2019-04-18
Tl;dr the report for me in sections.
I’m one of the illiterate yokels that can’t be bothered to read ~400 pages of a report that amounts to “We didn’t find anything actually incriminating.”
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-04-18
I'm 1/3 of the way through it.
First part: definitely the Russkies hacked the DNC and also used their legion of vodka-addled trolls to fuck with the election. There is no evidence that a single American citizen knowingly aided them in this.
Second part: for a bunch of pages it goes through all the Trump associates that were investigated (Carter Page, Poopodododoolous, Manafag, etc). These people broke no laws in relation to Russia hacking and the former 2 guys tried to set up various meetings between Russians and the Trump campaign, but nothing ever got anywhere. The meeting in Trump Tower appeared to be Donny Jr and Kushner trying to get dirt, but it was a waste of time. They got nothing, let alone secret illegal information from the Russian GRU.
TL;DR so far: Russkies gonna Russkie, Trump dindu nuffin in regards to their hax0rs and meme farms.
1 KingPhilipIII 2019-04-18
So pretty much what the drumpftards have been saying the whole time?
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-04-18
Yeah, except the FBI is real sure that Seth Rich wasn't involved and the Russians actually did all the hacking and trolling.
I still gotta get to the obstruction part, but since Bobby Mueller didn't recommend any charges, I'm gonna pre-emptively guess that Daddy was tardsperging and didn't do anything actually illegal, but who knows.
1 trilateral1 2019-04-18
well maybe they want a dumb president, ever think of that?
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-04-18
Well the report proved he was dumb enough to obstruct an investigation into something he should know he was innocent of, and failed at it.
1 Iknewnot 2019-04-18
I think bush was dumber but idk
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-04-18
Bush was so smart he tricked you into thinking he was dumb, Yale Harvard.
You thought it was a coincidence e his accent suddenly changed after he married Laura and lost the gubernatorial election?
1 HeyBoysHanginOut 2019-04-18
https://youtu.be/TCm9788Tb5g
1 tksmase 2019-04-18
Some hardcore cope in your comment
Mmmmm the drama season out boys
1 TemujinsTrousersnake 2019-04-18
the cope is coming from inside the thread
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-04-18
dude you can support him and still admit that he's a retard. I honestly cannot believe people think he's intelligent.
read the report lol
1 TemujinsTrousersnake 2019-04-18
I won't even read the wikipedia page for this. You think I'm going to run the risk of caring?
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-04-18
if this conversation were happening IRL and not over the internet, I wouldn't be convinced you even know how to read tbqhfam
1 TemujinsTrousersnake 2019-04-18
100% of furries and CTH users started as young literate kids. Fact.
1 UpbeatGuarantee 2019-04-18
maybe you should stop careposting and go outside you metaphorical person of color
1 Ideasforfree 2019-04-18
Nihilism-the ultimate cope
1 Raven0520 2019-04-18
Based and black-pilled.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
You’re absolutely right. What about on page 356, does that change your view of Trump’s criminal obstruction?
1 trilateral1 2019-04-18
hitchhiker's guide to /r/panichistory
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
It’s called a lolcow. Stroke its ego.
1 wolfbetter 2019-04-18
I think Wilson take the cake. You must be one retard to make the Federal Reserve
1 Zeriell 2019-04-18
Its unironically better to have a retard in office who has reason to hate the stuffed suits as compared to intelligent self-serving assholes who will do whatever the administrative state wants without question.
Bipartisan unity and a President everyone "respects" is another way of saying the people are getting buttfucked harder than ever before. Whenever the security agencies and the media are both happy with a President, you can assume they're bad news.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-04-18
that's true.
while it's embarrassing as hell to have someone this dumb be the figurehead of our nation, it's comforting to realize that he is quite sincerely too incompetent to get anything he or his base wants done.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2019-04-18
Can you give me a rundown where it says that. That sounds fun and I too lazy
1 mrsuns10 2019-04-18
Anyone with a brain knew Trump was retarded
1 GunOfSod 2019-04-18
Just not "get your dick sucked by an intern in office", or "run a private unsecured email server" types of retarded?
1 Sub_to_pdp 2019-04-18
Muller is peak radical centerism
/ourguy/
1 LanaDelGreat 2019-04-18
Yeah. This report has just enough in it to agitate both sides. Very radical centrist-- if a bit too inconsequential.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-04-18
And that's just the obstruction side. Russia side is the Russians did it for free
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-04-18
mods are russians confirmed
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Удалите это
1 Woolgun 2019-04-18
ёб твою мать
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
I'm sorry I don't speak communist.
1 Rivea_ 2019-04-18
I hereby accuse /u/... uh... /u/El_Guero_Alto of murder!.
What's that you say, there's no evidence that /u/El_Guero_Alto murdered anybody?
Well... you have no evidence that he didn't do some murdering, do you?
Check mate rightoids.
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-04-18
From page 2, of volume II:
"If we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the president clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would state so. Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, however, we are unable to reach that judgment. The evidence we obtained about the president's actions and intent presents difficult issues that prevent us from conclusively determining that no criminal conduct occurred. Accordingly, while this report does not conclude that the president committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him"
1 Rivea_ 2019-04-18
I was just memeing but it sounds exactly like I described.
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-04-18
That's what I mean, "we cant conclude one way or the other so we wont."
1 a_few 2019-04-18
So you’re saying there’s a chance?!
1 siempreloco31 2019-04-18
"This report does not conclude that the president commited a crime, it does not exonerate him."
Everyone got what they wanted. It's telling that drama seems to me leaning to one side though.
1 RevLoki 2019-04-18
Mueller confirmed based centrist.
1 diggity_md 2019-04-18
"Do it to em Congress" basically, which means nothing will happen to daddy, allowing him to continue his dramacoin mining operations, while top minds like Camí Mami and Devin Nunes throw poo at each other
1 IDFSHILL 2019-04-18
There's a bit more than "we didn't find anything criminal" here, tbh. The report is more damning than I thought it'd be.
https://i.imgur.com/4vQuzbJ.png
https://i.imgur.com/aJyWRV3.png
And much, much, much more. I knew it'd be kind of bad when Trump's lawyers were preparing a "counter report" while also claiming it cleared him, and Barr kept implying a president could not be indicted by the DOJ.
1 cragfar 2019-04-18
These would be more damning if trump didn’t tweet all of this as it was happening.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-04-18
There's some things we didn't know.
1 cragfar 2019-04-18
I'm sure there's things in the reports we didn't know, but we knew all about McGahn and the Kushner/Jr. meeting.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-04-18
As far as I know, it was claimed the main Trump campaign didn't know about the meeting.
The report seems to conflict with that.
1 cragfar 2019-04-18
That was the "nothing burger" meeting.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-04-18
I don't know if I'd call meeting with the Russian government for political dirt a "nothing burger."
1 cragfar 2019-04-18
I was quoting Jr.
1 a_cute_grill 2019-04-18
and none of it really matters in the end
1 FaNe6tMQ3QNm 2019-04-18
idk, that guy in New Zealand live streamed his shooting and that seems to have made the evidence against him even more damning
1 snallygaster 2019-04-18
Damn that's like what you see in cartoons where somebody says something and the other person immediately takes comical lengths to GTFO
1 Thatlookedlikeithurt 2019-04-18
I'm deeply pleased that the people running this country talk like undergraduate criminal justice majors.
1 Darenflagart 2019-04-18
You didn't even think to change the major to something hypothetical. Low level IC stooges are the dumbest people in our society.
1 cptnhaddock 2019-04-18
lol some vague obstruction charge.. called it:
https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/7zirmy/paul_manafort_and_rick_gates_indicted_on_32counts/dup3nxt/
1 cptnhaddock 2019-04-18
cope
1 IDFSHILL 2019-04-18
It was everything I had hoped for and more. Glorious 2020 propaganda. The president is a confirmed retard now.
1 cptnhaddock 2019-04-18
That was confirmed 40 years ago retard
1 IDFSHILL 2019-04-18
Sure, but this is absolute proof. There's no way for his base to claim it was 3d chess.
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Fuckin lmao.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-04-18
Well, they can claim it, but only the most die hard of Trumptards will buy it.
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Of course. But the true believers (and there's millions of them) will just 🙊🙉🙈 fake news lol get recked libtard.
1 Deesing82 2019-04-18
this is literally the only type there is
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-04-18
He'll still win 2020. How does that make you feel lmaooo?
1 canad1anbacon 2019-04-18
Daddy Yang will save us
1 ChaimWeizmann 2019-04-18
This is the same base we are talking about.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-04-18
you can always add extra dimensions you know
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
IMO the reason why this result is so great is because if the rightoids want to embrace the report for no collision then it's harder for them to fake news it over the obstructions. They'll still do it but it makes it easier to mock them for it.
1 FakeBartReagor 2019-04-18
His rally speeches weren't absolute proof? His tweets weren't absolute proof? If someone needs the Mueller report to see Trump is a retard then I'm not so sure Trump is the most retarded person in the room... I gave him a chance by watching one of his New Hampshire rallies in late 2015 and five minutes into his speech I knew he was easily one of the top 5 most retarded people to run for President.
1 PureGold07 2019-04-18
Trump, the biggest dumbass of a president ever in history.
Honestly though, I blame his age. The dude is like 70. Isn't he our oldest elected president? What person of right mind would put him in office?
Although no lie, I enjoyed the lulz and as people constantly and still talk about Trump it's enjoyable. Imagine... caring so much about one person.
If there's any lesson learned from this people, put down the politics and live a normal life.
1 istural 2019-04-18
The reason people get so into politics is because they are physically incapable of having a normal life.
1 cptnhaddock 2019-04-18
Also, I called it a year ago
I think a very likely outcome of the investigation will be some obstruction of justice charge without convincing evidence of collusion. I personally think that this would be a kind of bs "show me the man, i'll show you the crime" sort of thing.
https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/7zirmy/paul_manafort_and_rick_gates_indicted_on_32counts/dup3nxt/
1 IDFSHILL 2019-04-18
Yeah, I said that day 1 too. What's your point?
1 cptnhaddock 2019-04-18
Bragging.
link your prediction dawg
1 IDFSHILL 2019-04-18
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7nx1wj/daddy_didnt_even_want_this_shitty_job_in_the/ds62795/
https://www.reddit.com/r/TopMindsOfReddit/comments/72cjrg/jared_kushner_used_private_emails_to_conduct/dnim0mt/
https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/6vqe20/well_this_didnt_age_well/dm2lg0q/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/b5o970/an_organized_response_to_the_ddf/ejf45wq/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/b4vymt/mueller_report_is_supposedly_coming_out_soon_meh/ej9kadv/
Like yeah, I thought collusion was possible, but I was never holding my breath. I've said more than once that direct evidence of collusion wouldn't be found.
1 cptnhaddock 2019-04-18
U seem to think it was some complex scheme by the Russians to to make it seem like they were colluding rather then the press being hysterical
1 IDFSHILL 2019-04-18
It was a fucking scheme by the Russians. They're trying to destabilize NATO, they've been doing it in Europe for years:
https://www.economist.com/briefing/2015/02/12/in-the-kremlins-pocket
Hell, modern events were laid out in the foundation of geopolitics:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundations_of_Geopolitics
Like I don't know why people keep pretending Russia doesn't do shit like this.
1 LongPostBot 2019-04-18
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1 cptnhaddock 2019-04-18
K
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-04-18
Common sense: 1
Pizza: 0
1 Sea_Safer 2019-04-18
cope faggot 😂😂😂
1 Sir_Meowstro 2019-04-18
Dramacoin has never been such an attractive investment
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-04-18
Maybe the real obstruction was the slapfights we instigated and provoked along the way.
1 MG87 2019-04-18
RADICAL CENTERISM FTW
1 EWDnutz 2019-04-18
Fuck man. It really has been going on for 2 years.
1 TruthPains 2019-04-18
Well, Trump is now having a flip out, It has become Total Bullshit today, its fake, not real when he was claiming it cleared him earlier.
1 silvertongue93 2019-04-18
they are in absolute cope mode, downvoting anyone who says something about no collusion lol
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-04-18
Sounds like A good op to post cope for free karma
1 silvertongue93 2019-04-18
they aren't upvoting any cope lol
1 Pablopubes 2019-04-18
I mean it’s pretty 100% there’s collusion. Just not necessarily evidence Don himself was involved, but he probably was based on the evidence.
1 4odastream 2019-04-18
Lmao cope
1 Pablopubes 2019-04-18
Can you read?
1 shadowbanned2 2019-04-18
Dramacels are in absolute cope mode, downvoting anyone who says something about there being collusion lol
1 Pablopubes 2019-04-18
I was upvoted at one point then Daddy’s defense force came to the rescue. What’s funny is I really don’t give a shit about collusion, but the report makes it pretty obvious there was either corruption or just complete idiocy from the trump campaign.
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2019-04-18
The Donald is funny too. People are link parts where Trump looks like an idiot and they coping hard
1 shamwu 2019-04-18
Imagine being saved from obstruction because your staff thinks you are a drooling vegetable
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-04-18
When you try to go full Nixon but your staff ignores all your commands because they know you'll forget in 5 min anyway
1 shamwu 2019-04-18
Final proof that burgers are the best country
1 alexmikli 2019-04-18
I
1 dongslayer6669 2019-04-18
Honestly at this point lets just hope for a race/civil/world/intergalactic war
I'm so bored of waiting lets just lose it
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-04-18
I genuinely feel like a kid during Christmas Eve, I cannot fucking wait for 2020 for the sheer amount of bussyblasting that will occur.
1 BeiberFan123 2019-04-18
Picture it:
USSC tied for voting on executive power overreach. One flopped over. Dead. Gone.
Senate is deadlocked on confirmation of new justice. Incredibly polarizing debates. AOC creates a storm of “like” and “umm” so vast that the library of congress needs to create a digital transcript copy of the 5 sentences she had written down.
Tragedy strikes. Senator is assassinated midway through the term. Newly elected governor has to choose successor. Decided to take care of the country into their own hands and appoint opponent of murdered senator to office.
Final vote confirmed lifetime appointment of SC deadlocked for months.
1 I_dontevenlift 2019-04-18
That's why I have guns. Well not really I am actually compensating for my penis but I like to talk big :)
1 give_me_my_keys 2019-04-18
That would unite men women black white lizards/jews.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-04-18
just like Starship Troopers, fascism but inclusive because you reserve all your hate for bugs
1 snallygaster 2019-04-18
>hoping for the stable society that allows you to live in comfort crumbles so that it'll force you to leave the house/feel something other than boredom
Just take some anti-depressants jesus christ
1 dongslayer6669 2019-04-18
But I'm a gamer that's what we've been preparing for 😎😎😎
1 Bijzettafeltje 2019-04-18
Really looking forward to the post war economic miracle.
1 xlhat 2019-04-18
Reminder 👏they👏won't👏read it👏.
Headlines + ragepost !
1 matt123hihat 2019-04-18
Obviously, that’s why the snippets copy pasted from people in the comments are gilded
I actually want to write something incredibly incriminating just to see how nobody checks it
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-04-18
They would read it if you put J.K. Rowling's name on the front though.
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-04-18
I just finished volume one and the cohen and manafort parts are juicy af
1 -M-o-X- 2019-04-18
<undrama>
For anyone curious, here is the real takeaway from today:
Which means all the squawking you're about to hear about redactions and framing is mostly pointless!
</undrama>
Im ready give me my drugs and comfy chair time to harvest enough salt to season all pretzels that have ever been made
1 Lamza 2019-04-18
seriousposter out OUT OUT
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Wow /u/ILikeGo how does it feel to have finally defeated Drumpf? This must be a huge day for you!
1 EyeseeFN 2019-04-18
Snappy!
1 rnjbond 2019-04-18
He's going to get impeached daily?
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Yes every single day they'll do it each morning and then at night erase his memory with drugs so that he has to do it all again the next day like that Black Mirror episode
This comment brought to you by Rachel Maddow's wet dreams
1 LanaDelGreat 2019-04-18
An eternal cycle of impeachment and repeachment. The Myth of Sissyfuss.
1 ILikeGo 2019-04-18
Your comment history is beyond creepy.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
How so my guy?
1 I_dontevenlift 2019-04-18
It's over. Not only did he finish daddy but he finished u too r I p
1 EyeseeFN 2019-04-18
Your comment history is milky.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
/u/ILikeGo actually does seem to like his milky
1 Cleverly_Clearly 2019-04-18
Anyone who relies on Reddit to supply their insults must be pathetically dull. I bet you’ve told someone to jump off their ego onto their IQ.
1 _YUROKON_ 2019-04-18
"Mmmmmmpardon me, good sir, but I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you."
Reddit insults are all hot garbage.
1 Psyman2 2019-04-18
Oof, yikes dawg. There's a lot to unpack here, sweetie. Listen, no, I want you to really listen 🙏
1 rnjbond 2019-04-18
"you have neither the warmth, nor depth"
So bad.
1 _YUROKON_ 2019-04-18
Rule of thumb: if your comeback contains the word "nor", it is not good.
1 BiccBucciBoi 2019-04-18
omg 👏 HE 👏 IS 👏 CAN 👏 CELLED 👏
1 brooderham 2019-04-18
/u/ILikeGo literally finishes Drumph and /u/Yall_Cant_Behave in just literally ONE day!
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Funny enough I actually do have a fake tan right now
:-( It's over for orangecels
1 Psyman2 2019-04-18
Welcome to the party. We're all retarded and disgusting.
1 Mariokartfever 2019-04-18
can I get a YIKES
1 CUNTDICKSHIT 2019-04-18
LOL WHAT A FUCKIN LOSER
1 Thatlookedlikeithurt 2019-04-18
Would you say it reaches the level of yikes or maybe I can't even?
1 Xerexes3869 2019-04-18
How insane are you ? Like wtf dude. You are beyond crazy in your comments.
1 At_Dawn_I_Sleep 2019-04-18
Why'd you delete your pics 😥😤
1 give_me_my_keys 2019-04-18
I'm an outsider and I know this is what he and his supporters thrive on. How are they this retarded?
1 Sub_to_pdp 2019-04-18
I wonder how many times this has been posted on reddit since the election?
1 Wild_Hunt 2019-04-18
Bernie can still win!
1 rnjbond 2019-04-18
Match me!
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
To seriouspost for a second, it was genuinely fucked up to see all those unemployed NEET millennials who complain about how broke they are all day on Reddit give away what was probably their last $27 to that greedy old communist fuck nugget
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-04-18
If they wrote books, they could be millionaires too.
1 MacAndShits 2019-04-18
You just need unwavering faith and extraordinary effort
1 Honesty_From_A_POS 2019-04-18
dude there's literally a 45 minute youtube video of people saying Trump is done before election day.
1 8675309999999999 2019-04-18
if nothing is found with this his reelection is secured. cope harder.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Yeah I pretty much accepted we're in for four more years of spray tan when it first came out there was no collusion. This is just confirming information I've already made peace with.
At least it's good for dramacoin
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-04-18
Not particularly he’s about to get hit with a bunch obstruction and financial probes through congress that he won’t be able to do anything about and he won’t have Barr or the DOJ under him to run interference there.
1 FaNe6tMQ3QNm 2019-04-18
Trump 2020: Technically not yet found guilty in a court of law!
1 8675309999999999 2019-04-18
Kanye 2024
👏
Get hype'd
1 Shellynoire 2019-04-18
I would love Kanye 2024, then Taylor swift 2028, then Arnold Schwarzenegger 2032, then Mark hamill 2036. It would be awesome.
1 8675309999999999 2019-04-18
disney will decommission him well before 2036
1 reptilia987 2019-04-18
Wait is pinging back?!?
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
It's like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz. You always had the ability to ping, the benevolent mods just wanted you to go on a magical journey to find the pinging in your heart
1 Sea_Safer 2019-04-18
owned.
based and redpilled lolcow /u/ilikego
1 a_cute_grill 2019-04-18
if I had a dime....
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-04-18
Someone tell me whether I should be coping or seething
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-04-18
You should be celebrating the drama it’s gonna create. That’s the radical centralism platform.
1 I_dontevenlift 2019-04-18
Cumming all over the drama
1 Chapocel 2019-04-18
You should be sad. This is a dark day for democracy. Putin got to Muller :(
1 5sharm5 2019-04-18
Alternate between the two in three supersets, 8 minutes at a time
1 lazarusdmx 2019-04-18
will this lead to better gains?
1 -OrganisedChaos- 2019-04-18
Is this the /fit/ crossover episode
1 UmmahSultan 2019-04-18
Ideally both. Michael Flynn directed Peter Smith to pay Russian spies to do a Watergate, but Trump's only crime is surrounding himself with people like this. It's actually really believable that they would do all of this without his knowledge or direction.
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
It's the best result drama could hope for.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-04-18
yes
1 Box_xx 2019-04-18
ceething
1 elephantofdoom 2019-04-18
Be in a quantum state of both coping and seething depending on which news network you are watching.
1 newcomer_ts 2019-04-18
Best piece of physical evidence ever collected
1 ToTheNintieth 2019-04-18
I like the use of "launched" over "dropped". Kinda implies more gusto to it. Lik, a running start at least.
1 aXenoWhat 2019-04-18
S-hit, even daddy subject to automod
1 d-amazo 2019-04-18
even verbally and metaphorically I don't think Daddy is capable of running
1 Dupod 2019-04-18
finally the end of drumpf
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
This but unironically.
1 Scullvine 2019-04-18
Orange man bad
1 high_side 2019-04-18
Why do you think this is /r/politics?
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-04-18
The politics thread is turning salty
1 lostvoicescallingout 2019-04-18
>turning
1 Phalussypointer 2019-04-18
Listen I’m not saying the holdomoor was strictly neccesary but industrialization is a bloody business and queen victoria killed 29 million in india alone while also perpetrating the boer war. But also the last ww2 era SU-85 was in use until 2014 so hows that for quality mobile armored field guns?
1 lostvoicescallingout 2019-04-18
Good and reasonable take
1 high_side 2019-04-18
How does a megathread turn salty? It's a few reddit sleuths and a bunch of people saying hi to future historians.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
If you get bored with the Mueller cope, Chapo Trap House is currently having a selfie thread and dear God do they all look exactly how you'd expect them to look
1 sup3r_hero 2019-04-18
Trans? What were they before?
1 EyeseeFN 2019-04-18
Gay
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Why must u cyberbully, these ladies are beautiful
1 Wild_Hunt 2019-04-18
Wouldn’t be much of a fight
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
One thing I've noticed from watching MAGAcels fight Antifa spergs on YouTube is that yeah, you would assume the tankies and trannies would go down pretty easy, but COT DAMN SON, they go down even easier than you'd expect them to. Like there are middle school girls who could hold their own for longer.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
I can confirm confusion.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
If you've ever wondered what an official /r/drama prom would look like, wonder no more!
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
No. No it is not.
1 lostvoicescallingout 2019-04-18
even better than "my wife is asian"
1 tathrowaway666 2019-04-18
Is that a guy trying to be a girl? It just looks like some nerdy sperg
1 LSDawson 2019-04-18
The funniest thing about this is that if this dude were a chud, his appearance would be mocked relentlessly and justifiably by them. But give him an eldritch gender identity and all of a sudden he's serving looks.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
I wonder if the people replying with heart eye emojis and "slay kween!!!" know deep down that they're lying to uggos, or if their mushy little brains are so damaged by tranny rhetoric that they can't even tell the difference between good looking and ugly anymore
1 LSDawson 2019-04-18
TAY👏 TAY 👏 COULD 👏 NEVER 👏
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
😍😍😍 She's beautiful!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Added to the sticky.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
You are the Lord’s messenger.
1 Lamza 2019-04-18
omg this deserves a separate post
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
It's almost fitting for this one tbh. Like a nice tasty side of garlic bread to a meal of delicious pasta.
1 Lamza 2019-04-18
looks more like undercooked rotten meat scrubbed off some diseased cat
1 snallygaster 2019-04-18
Not a good idea; the admins would bussyblast us hard for a thread like that
1 sub2tine 2019-04-18
🤫
1 snallygaster 2019-04-18
😡
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Okay but you know damn well if there was a /r/drama selfie post chapotards would dunk on it hard
Psssssst - And they'd be right
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-04-18
Still surprised they haven't come after Lawlz or Stephen. Mainly Stephen, he's like their natural pale skinned enemy
1 Lamza 2019-04-18
ye, i remember the last one. worth
1 xthek 2019-04-18
a shame, this could be the next Faces of Atheism
1 snallygaster 2019-04-18
It was a simpler time...
1 hendo144 2019-04-18
https://imgur.com/a/Jy4kFet
This HAS to be a joke. LUL
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Sorry that the patriarchy has brainwashed you to be unable to recognize real feminine beauty when you see it
1 Jamthis12 2019-04-18
Thanks a lot. But just as an FYI, trans women are real women. The word you're looking for is "cis". Those chuds are just jealous of me. I turn heads all the time and I look better than they do. But to all the assholes here, thanks for the entertainment over breakfast.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
pause
deep breath
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 a7xfreak93 2019-04-18
I have a might need
1 OfHyenas 2019-04-18
A need for speed?
1 a7xfreak93 2019-04-18
If we're talking drugs absolutely
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
No ducking shit this is for snappy
1 McShooterJr 2019-04-18
Snappy where art thou
1 cmakk1012 2019-04-18
/u/justcool393 there is a need
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-04-18
Now that I believe.
1 EyeseeFN 2019-04-18
Is this a snappy quote or a bussy quote 🤔
1 Heisenberg_007 2019-04-18
Hey you are cute. Are you Trans tooo?
1 Chukril 2019-04-18
I have zero doubts that you turn heads wherever you go
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Especially in black neighborhoods
"LOL yo why that white boy wearing lipstick?!"
1 WeenieHutJrSupreme 2019-04-18
They'll just laugh and call him a fag
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Real talk, I wonder the amount of mental gymnastics these people have to do when black people react to them, because if there's one group of people who are based as fuck when it comes to tranny shit aka mayo nonsense, it's blacks.
They probably rationalize that the poor POC have "internalized transphobia" that will disappear after the chuds have all been guillotined in le glorious revolution
1 WeenieHutJrSupreme 2019-04-18
They'd never go to a black neighborhood because deep down inside, they know it's as bad as people say they are.
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-04-18
I imagine even the black trannies would join in to clown on the pig in lipstick lol
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
And also that most blacks are devout Christians who are significantly less tolerant of their degeneracy than your average InfoWars watching mayo Trumpkin
1 WeenieHutJrSupreme 2019-04-18
I'll be honest with you, I don't know about that. There are a lot more black people nowadays who have become more tolerant of these things (most of them are women though).
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
I lived in a ahem darker ahem neighborhood not too long ago and everyone was as church-y and "heteronormative" as they'd ever been.
I'm sure you're right when it comes to the coastal cities or university towns, but it's still business as usual in the south at least
1 Wild_Hunt 2019-04-18
Post hog
1 Jamthis12 2019-04-18
Sorry only my girlfriend gets that.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
But yes sis, you're totally a lady, for sure
1 Jamthis12 2019-04-18
You know, I've kinda been on estrogen for almost a month now. And I've fully socially transitioned too. And the fact that I'm wearing my lipstick in public is actually a big deal. Facts don't care about your feelings, loser.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Wow a whole month. I've been on it since I was born with a vagina and a uterus.
Oh okay cool. I could tell all my friends I'm the real Taylor Swift but it doesn't mean I'm playing Madison Square Garden anytime soon
To you. It's a big deal to you. No one else gives a fuck.
Agreed, like the fact you were born a man, you'll die a man and no amount of Revlon Fire and Ice that you shoplifted from Ulta is gonna change that
1 d-amazo 2019-04-18
lmao why are you getting so angry and catty at this low-effort man-woman-wannabe.
take a breath. the only thing your angry seriousposting is doing is making you look retarded.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
I know you're right, I let my 'tism get the best of me
Not to get all identity politics but when you're a foid yourself you start to get really sick of these freaks literally forcing you to act as if they're "real women" who are no different than you while they simultaneously try to shove their way into your locker rooms and saunas
1 LanaDelGreat 2019-04-18
/r/GenderCritical
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Not for me because they're pissed at all men, which I'm not. Just the ones who put on sparkly lip gloss and insist they're a real girl
1 d-amazo 2019-04-18
good god, grow a personality beyond "I am woman HEAR ME ROAR."
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
The only thing I agree with TERFs on is the tranny issue. That's it. I hold zero other "feminist" beliefs
1 d-amazo 2019-04-18
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
1 d-amazo 2019-04-18
lmao typical woman, thinking anything someone says to you is them hitting on you.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
The accepted language in 2019 is "foid," this has been your call-in, please do better
1 d-amazo 2019-04-18
above: r/drama REEEmale desperately attempts to fit in despite S E E T H I N G
1 Gen_McMuster 2019-04-18
Sweetie, you're talking to /u/Yall_Cant_Behave, the patron saint of /r/Drama.
1 d-amazo 2019-04-18
that's a weird way to spell pizzashill
1 SurvivorMax 2019-04-18
This is what happens when an autist has too many spoons.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-04-18
You're a good foid. You've replaced snally and the Cherries Blossom chick in my heart.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Nooooooooooooooooooo I will never try to come for snally's crown. She's the Brit to my Tay Tay, the OG
/u/snallygaster if they ever try to put you in the loony bin I'll get you sprung sis
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-04-18
Jam bro. No one's coming after snally.
I open my heart up to a foid and this is what happens 😢😢😔😔😡😡😠😠😠 Never again.
1 snallygaster 2019-04-18
Thanks pal, much appreciated ✊
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2019-04-18
Look who can't behave now!
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
I include myself in the y'all
We are all y'all
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2019-04-18
...on this blessed day.
1 BasicallyADoctor 2019-04-18
W'all
1 SaltSchool 2019-04-18
yikes sweaty
The true drama is always in the comments
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-04-18
Seriousposting at trannies. 🤦 Low hanging fruit would be an understatement.
1 HumongousGentleman 2019-04-18
And also a double entendre heyyooo
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-04-18
BLASPHEMY!
1 MandirKahaBanega 2019-04-18
Were we the lolcows all along?
1 Matues49 2019-04-18
cope
1 jamesangleton 2019-04-18
Embarrassing. Who cares.
💄💄💄💄
The lolcow won, congrats
🤢🍾 🤢🎉 🤢🎈 🤮
1 currentyearplusx 2019-04-18
On one hand kind of a roast, on the other hands seriousposting reeee
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
"Sometimes one must risk a seriouspost if the roast will be lit"
1 currentyearplusx 2019-04-18
A wise man well before his time.
1 BoostedBraps 2019-04-18
Wow becoming a womin is that easy? I should try it, heard it has a lot of benefits
1 Jamthis12 2019-04-18
Nah it isn't that easy. I've always been one so I didn't "become" one.
1 Damuel 2019-04-18
Then why did you feel the need to take estrogen?
1 Jamthis12 2019-04-18
Because the Testosterone makes me miserable.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
But if you were born a woman, why do you have testosterone?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-04-18
Lol everyone has testosterone in their bodies. You just happen to naturally have less than me because I am man and you are woman.
1 kittendispenser 2019-04-18
based on that sexy jawline she probably has more testosterone than you, chud
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-04-18
😂😂😂
1 Jamthis12 2019-04-18
Oh relax I've been laughing at you guys all morning.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-04-18
Good. You need something to laugh at since there a 40% chance you might kill yourself. Glad I could help.
1 Jamthis12 2019-04-18
Lol fuck you.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-04-18
Based
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
this but add garish lipstick
1 totally_not_ac3 2019-04-18
Here ya go
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Thank you for keeping this community healthy 😍
1 SvenSnusberg 2019-04-18
We live in a society
1 Fortizan 2019-04-18
RUDE
1 [deleted] 2019-04-18
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1 shaneoffline 2019-04-18
Nah it isn't that easy. I've always been one so I didn't "become" one.
so then what did you transition into?
1 B0NES96 2019-04-18
The definition: "the process or a period of changing from one state or condition to another."
You said yourself that you transitioned. The word when used in relation to trans people means that you are changing from one gender to another. If you truly had always been a woman, you wouldn't need to transition.
1 sub2tine 2019-04-18
Not very ladylike of you.
1 Pinksister 2019-04-18
/booming voice, threatening posture
IT IS MA'AM!!!
1 officerkondo 2019-04-18
Men who think they can somehow turn into women should follow this advice.
1 jko831 2019-04-18
Yikes.
1 a_cute_grill 2019-04-18
hmmm
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-04-18
You know, I've kinda been on estrogen for almost a month now. And I've fully socially transitioned too. And the fact that I'm wearing my lipstick in public is actually a big deal.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
I'D FUCK ME SO HARD
1 LSDawson 2019-04-18
Ah yes, lipstick, one of the many inherent biological traits of female humans.
1 slaytina44 2019-04-18
Fact: You're a man, always will be.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-04-18
shouldnt you just be a dude considering you already are though
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-04-18
Pretty convincing troll tbh
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-04-18
a whole month.
nothing has ever been less of a big deal than whether or not someone wears lipstick. even if it's you. it might be hard to find something that's mattered less.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-04-18
hmmmmmm
1 LanaDelGreat 2019-04-18
Somebody let /r/braincels know that this lovely woman gets her dick wet and they don't.
1 Jamthis12 2019-04-18
Lol. I'm pretty sure a decent chunk of them are actually trans women or gay men in denial. I mean I used to be borderline incel.
1 LanaDelGreat 2019-04-18
Are you Mike Pence? Because I'm shocked.
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2019-04-18
C...can you go back?
1 Jamthis12 2019-04-18
Nah. I was a miserable little shit back then.
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-04-18
I don't see any difference, chapos and incels are kinda 2 peas in a pod who don't realize it.
Both are: Whiny, Poor, Unhygienic, Cowards, Broke AF, social abilities of an autistic toddler
1 Dogcheese- 2019-04-18
Probably better than looking like a homeless bogdanoff that works the corner for cigarettes
1 your_waifus_bull 2019-04-18
This
1 Jamthis12 2019-04-18
Lol
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-04-18
Remember everyone. Do not downvote the lolcows
1 Fortizan 2019-04-18
70%
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-04-18
Then why even make the distinction? You ARE a woman, not a trans woman, not a mentally ill man with messy lipstick, not a burden on society for having to accommodate a demographic less than 1% of the population, and definitely not an entitled wh*te person who wants attention. You are a woman, plain and simple.
1 Deagspert 2019-04-18
Why make the distinction?
Sent from my iPhone.
1 hi_0 2019-04-18
based
1 d-amazo 2019-04-18
lmao and they say this shit isn't a mental illness.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
It’s now a mental disorder. Now post hog.
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-04-18
Here's a tranny hog
1 3rd_Account_Behave 2019-04-18
Why the hell is that portrait so low?
1 The_Pandemonium 2019-04-18
I'll take things that didn't happen for 500 Alex.
Go take a walk in the hood to show the PoC you feel so sorry about the face of the revolution that will save them haha. It's gonna be fucking hilarious when you idiots realize 99% of PoC don't like trans people lol
1 Heyjoe1818 2019-04-18
We should be happy we get free walking freak shows unlike our ancestors who had to pay to go see a bearded lady.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-04-18
jut call them women then. why are you being transphobic?
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
Preach on sister!!!
1 Perrero 2019-04-18
Well said! Trans women are the real women.
Cis women are f*ids.
1 Jamthis12 2019-04-18
You're half right. Both cis and trans women are real women.
1 Perrero 2019-04-18
No, please don't mansplain to me
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-04-18
In pretend world. Every woman knows you’re not actually one them. Your just the kid who’s going to get bullied because you look like you do and they semi feel bad for you until you try to claim you experience actual womanhood like them.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-04-18
IMAGINE BEING THIS RETARDED
Folks remember to upvote the lolcowz
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-04-18
You're not real women though. That's why you bitch, cry and whine even more than actual women cause they won't let you into their clubs and such.
1 Fortizan 2019-04-18
Trans Women Are Women
1 LSDawson 2019-04-18
they're probably not turning their heads for the reason you want them to
1 ForumPolice 2019-04-18
You turn heads because you’re an ugly little fuck
1 Jamthis12 2019-04-18
No u
1 Nobody_Likes_Shy_Guy 2019-04-18
Remember to upvote lolcows
1 itsmauitime 2019-04-18
You fell for it, fool
TRANSDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK, THE ULTIMATE COMBINATION OF OFFENSE AND TROLLING
1 itsmauitime 2019-04-18
Hahah gei
1 kittendispenser 2019-04-18
you could be a beautiful transwoman if you did more than just put on lipstick
1 melokobeai 2019-04-18
What’s your definition of a woman, out of curiosity?
1 Assault_Rabbit 2019-04-18
He said the meme guys lol.
1 Moonagi 2019-04-18
Why are you lying
1 ChadLiteVolCel 2019-04-18
This one is 100x better. https://imgur.com/a/eHM4Z36
1 Zac1245 2019-04-18
Your dick hard yet?
https://imgur.com/a/zXVFCfV
1 ChadLiteVolCel 2019-04-18
NICE
1 a7xfreak93 2019-04-18
Buffalo bill is that you
1 AtaraxicMegatron 2019-04-18
Now I imagine this guy every time I see the 40% stat. Thanks.
1 Zac1245 2019-04-18
Allah has truly abandoned us.
1 LanaDelGreat 2019-04-18
God is dead and we killed xir
1 a_cute_grill 2019-04-18
is that chris chan's brother or what?
1 zergling_Lester 2019-04-18
/u/IDFSHILL take a look, this chick has the same moustache as you!
1 DonElad1o 2019-04-18
Ok, all jokes aside, is this person a man becoming a woman or a woman becoming a man. It’s like she/he is on half way to transition, but I can’t figure the direction...
My erection is so confused right now...
1 syfyguy64 2019-04-18
You know how you can sometimes smell bo and stale farts through a computer? No? Well you do now.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-04-18
That is hawt bussy. We need to step it up.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-04-18
holy fuck dem pigtits are disgusting
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
This is sad.
Mainly because it looks like the average Berkeley resident
1 Welcome_to_Brotact 2019-04-18
would you fuck me? I'd fuck me so hard
do dooo do dooo
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
When I was first looking through this, my first thought was these were the pictures a casting director would receive for the role of Buffalo Bill for a Silence of the Lambs remake
1 Coonass_alt 2019-04-18
AUTOGYNOPHILIA
1 Wild_Hunt 2019-04-18
I can barely even mock that, I just cant.
Let’s just say I’m not expecting the revolution any time soon.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
My mind has literally shutdown. I want to mock them and deride them. But this is le revolucion? Fucking seriously?
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-04-18
It always makes me sad I'm in the midwest and miss all the RL sperging. Nothing good happens in my damn city!!!
1 skyrimporn64 2019-04-18
You gotta be the change you wanna see
1 LanaDelGreat 2019-04-18
Volcel if you wouldn't
1 EarnestNoMeta 2019-04-18
no sweaty that's the face of the revolution right there
1 Mariokartfever 2019-04-18
puri puri prisoner
1 Kipferlfan 2019-04-18
Is that pizzashill?
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-04-18
Looks like a Oblivion character.
1 Chad_McCentrist 2019-04-18
10/10 Joker cosplay
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-04-18
The retard don't doesn't even know how to put on lipstick 🤭
1 ShitTornadoToOz 2019-04-18
Holy fuck lol that has to be someone fucking with them. Then again it's Chapo so all bets are off
1 Dogcheese- 2019-04-18
https://www.reddit.com/r/transtimelines/comments/bdhr53/mtf_19_me_a_year_ago_vs_me_after_almost_a_month/?st=JUN1G8HH&sh=b2a2c181
Oh god those dead pharmaceutical induced eyes
1 SlapItSoSilly 2019-04-18
Holy shit these are the people SPS REEE over twice a day
1 I_dontevenlift 2019-04-18
Hnnng wait is it h0//\0 if I fap 😁
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
TFW you find out there was no collusion :-(
1 -5x- 2019-04-18
Be gay, do crimes.
Be gay, do crimes.
Be gay, do crimes.
1 based_skeletor 2019-04-18
Holy shit your not kidding lol I guess these are going to be the people overthrowing the government or whatever
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
TFW you welcome our new Islamic overlords because at least they're not straight cis white men like ur mean dad
1 EyeseeFN 2019-04-18
When owning guns and 40% memes collide
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
/u/lazarusdmx Wanted to touch base and see how your dark humors are going. I know you aren't at work rn because you're rapid fire posting about Bernie Sanders, but please take a minute to touch base with your old pals at /r/drama, we're worried boutcha boo :-/
1 lazarusdmx 2019-04-18
Still got em buddy!
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
That's sad. :-( Does the resurgence of Bernie "Check Out My Dope Vacation Homes" Sanders give you hope for the future, comrade?
1 lazarusdmx 2019-04-18
ah not especially, but maybe Bernie will give me a dope vacation home too once he becomes president?
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
But then you'll be a chud and you'll have to get the wall :-(
1 lazarusdmx 2019-04-18
yeah I probably would get a wall around my dope vacation home though, because my dog likes to roam.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
"hehehehehe, got em, those chuds will be seething when I make a joke about their precious wall!"
Go be a depressed Reddit superuser elsewhere, without tranny pics ur boring sis
1 lazarusdmx 2019-04-18
see I thought you were making a more-clever riff on the socialist revolutionary trope of putting the bourgeoisie up against a wall and shooting them, it was just a reference to the border wall? But seriously, if Bernie gave me a free vacation house, I would really probably want to put a wall around it to keep my dog in, no joke.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Do you really not see the disconnect between saying "I'd put a wall around my vacation house" and being a chapotard?
I mean ultimately it doesn't matter either way because Trump's going to get another four years and Bernie will live out his days as a very very very rich not president who never accomplished a single damn thing in his political career.
1 lazarusdmx 2019-04-18
wait, fuck, where do you see the rule on the ctf forum about not being able to have vacation homes and walls? How could I have been this wrong, for so long?
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
Sorry to hear that. I’m donating $500 to Bernie, will you match me?
1 lazarusdmx 2019-04-18
deal
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
Good lad! I’m actually on his Bay Area bundling team. Please in the comment box let them know “Courtsier Diqueauf” and her team arranged the donation. The more we bring in the more campaign materials we receive to support the cause. Since it’s the Bay we go through material pretty fast.
1 SPAMRAAM_ 2019-04-18
>They actually call themselves partisans
1 rado1193 2019-04-18
So owning a gun increases your likelyhood of getting shot? Who would have fucking though. Owning a pool increases your likelyhood of drowning. Imagine paying $50k for a degree in sociology just to make that connection.
1 Lehk 2019-04-18
​
dafuq?
1 trappysaruh 2019-04-18
no, its even more pathetic than that.
1 Sub_to_pdp 2019-04-18
Of course they are
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
Mental illnesses are contagious.
1 PM_ME_UR_RARE_PUPPER 2019-04-18
"I'm Brian and so's my wife"
1 NumerousEvent 2019-04-18
Really putting the trap into that house.
1 Zac1245 2019-04-18
https://imgur.com/a/woLjNWO
Meth or heroine?
1 EyeseeFN 2019-04-18
Why not both?
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Just feminism
1 snallygaster 2019-04-18
*progressive feminism
GC radfems have been converting them like crazy over the past few months or so
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Not GC cause they love trannies. This is straight up intersectional progressive shot straight to the vein
1 Data_Destroyer 2019-04-18
Neither. Mental illness.
1 BiccBucciBoi 2019-04-18
Is that a girl (female)? I can't even tell with them.
1 Lamza 2019-04-18
can't tell which one is the "before"
1 Zac1245 2019-04-18
That’s because there is no difference it’s just a different shirt.
1 a7xfreak93 2019-04-18
that's Adderall enhanced mental illness right there
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
Can’t we have both?
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-04-18
Volcel if you wouldn't
1 xlhat 2019-04-18
I sure as fuck am shuddering when I see this beautiful womxyn and kweens and so should you.
They'll overthrow us all I'm warning you.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Tay Tay *who*
1 ChaimWeizmann 2019-04-18
Most of them look better than me.
1 Zac1245 2019-04-18
Doesn't take much I am afraid.
1 ChaimWeizmann 2019-04-18
Yup.
1 Pinksister 2019-04-18
You must be a literal slug.
1 syfyguy64 2019-04-18
I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
1 8675309999999999 2019-04-18
so they were born men, identify as women not lesbians because gender is a social construct but say their gay while their both feminine but not lesbians but going by their biological sex to declare their sexuality...
there was more to this but my head hurts now.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Did anyone else have that like human Coors Light of an uncle who used to make that stupid "I'm a lesbian trapped in a male body" joke?
tl;dr - Real thing you can be in current year
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
I make that joke once a week to my wife.
It’s no longer funny.
1 lostvoicescallingout 2019-04-18
egg_irl
1 your_waifus_bull 2019-04-18
I'll summarize it for you.
Attention whoring. That's all it is
1 skilledroy2016 2019-04-18
No they just mean gay as lgbt in general or "queer", its confusing but everyone does it these days.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-04-18
while railroading gay men out of their little community.
funny how that works.
1 skilledroy2016 2019-04-18
Dude just die your hair and say youre genderqueer, if straight girls get in that way then you can too.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-04-18
"i could never pass. you can cut glass with my jaw and i get 5 o'clock shadow at noon, and theres this ridiculous moustache..." was what i was gonna say.
but then i remembered that picture of the wedding and how words dont mean anything anymore. and ive actually just decided to start telling people "im not gay, i just suck a lot of dick and find vaginas kind of icky".
1 Coonass_alt 2019-04-18
Holy shit I’m dying ahahahahahahaha.
1 The_Pandemonium 2019-04-18
THE WHOLE FUCKING SUB IS TRANS HAHAHA
Imagine these fags trying to lead a revolution. Like seriously, try to imagine it, it's fucking hilarious.
1 HappyFriendlyBot 2019-04-18
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1 LanaDelGreat 2019-04-18
Fuck you
1 Zac1245 2019-04-18
Couldn’t have said it better myself
1 Non_Pirater1879 2019-04-18
Does reddit seriously need a therapy bot for when someone says “fag” too many times?
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-04-18
Yes this place is a hotbed of verbal hate crimes.
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-04-18
Reminder most of brapobraphous said they actually want guns gone because they said they were too unstable mentally to own one.
1 XxStarwarsfan92xx 2019-04-18
They hate the military because it’s “imperialist” but the underlying reason is that they can’t join 😹😹😹
1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-04-18
who would want to join the military lol
its for highschool drop outs and chronic gamers
1 XxStarwarsfan92xx 2019-04-18
So half of chapo (other half unemployed 20s who went to a shit uni for 200k debt)
What else does chapo do all day other than post on reddit
1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-04-18
Chapo is high schoolers, adjunct professors and trans coders
1 oss_spy 2019-04-18
I'm willing to bet the barracks ran a train on your high school crush
1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-04-18
I went to a fancy high school. There was like one military guy in each grade and everyone of them was invariably a weirdo outcast.
1 3rd_Account_Behave 2019-04-18
Omg same. Here’s a kiss 😚 cause I like you as a friend and relate.
1 DeprestedDevelopment 2019-04-18
Every military man is issued one dependapotamus, guaranteed. Most of them are way to ugly to slay beyond that.
1 oss_spy 2019-04-18
Yeah nothing says ugly like being in good shape and physical fitness. Women hate that.
1 DeprestedDevelopment 2019-04-18
Tons of people in the military are in pretty terrible shape
1 oss_spy 2019-04-18
lol that's simply not true. Fat bodies exist but they are a minority.
Source: I see soldiers every day
1 Heydammit 2019-04-18
Fag.
1 caffienatedjedi 2019-04-18
Only the enlisted. Officers get normal gussy.
1 Inb4W-O-O-D-Y-S 2019-04-18
Crazy stuff. https://www.thestranger.com/features/2017/11/22/25575460/three-days-after-the-deadliest-shooting-in-modern-american-history-i-fired-a-handgun-for-the-first-time
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
I thought about it for a nanosecond and realized /r/guns would win with Gucci Glocks.
1 DangerousWalrus4 2019-04-18
You know what I actually want them to do it. In a revolution usually the extremists get into power and not the faggots who browse chapo and the extremists ie tankies would kill all the degenerates that populate that board. That is assuming they can actually organize a revolution without half of the population laughing at their faces.
1 hohosixsix 2019-04-18
"non binary"
lol non binary literally isn't real they're just f-slurs who want to get victim points but don't wanna give up their f-slur privilege
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Xir has wedding pics in his post history where he wore a kilt to marry a hambeast and yes the whole thing is renaissance themed
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
...please be satire.
narrator it wasn’t
1 Moonagi 2019-04-18
Fuck. These need to be archived
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-04-18
Do it. The memes from these will be fucking fantastic
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-04-18
I've been saving as many as possible. Gonna make a nice collage and have it printed on toilet paper. I have a feeling that would REALLY trigger them seeing their pictures used to wipe actual shit.
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-04-18
Based
1 Shellynoire 2019-04-18
I'm following you from now.
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-04-18
Jesus fucking Christ, it’s like satire at this point
These are the people who autistically y’all “POST HOG CHUD” fucking lmao.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
I mean tbh what did you expect
I always pictured the most ugly ass freaks and zit faces I could imagine and then times'd it be 1000
It would be shocking if they were all even normal looking
This should be confirmation that being a tankie or an Antifa loser is just a MASSIVE COPE because you're too ass ugly to be successful. It's either this or go full incel.
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
And incel is just the righty cope. 🐴👟 Always confirmed.
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1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
/u/shittyusernamelover Okay, be honest. A part of you knows deep down that there is not a single right-winger who would be the least bit afraid of this crop of limp wristed oogly ass NEETs with cheap lipstick and a face full of pimples who post non-stop about how depressed they are, right? Like you're just LARPing as someone who actually believes yall are intimidating in the slightest?
1 XxStarwarsfan92xx 2019-04-18
Deep down they all know that there will be neither a violent revolution nor a peaceful radicalization. At least trans people are doing what they do best: infiltrate communities and make everything about themselves.
🤧🤠🤠
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Yeah pretty much. It takes a lot of delusion and lying to yourself to spend day and night (time you could be using to better yourself bucko) posting about a revolution that you know is never going to fucking happen deep down.
Why gee whiz it's almost like the kind of delusion it takes to have a five o'clock shadow and a dick and insist you were BORN A WOMAN!!111!
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-04-18
I feel like Chapo's revolution strategy would be like that scene from the South Park movie where the general explains "Operation: Hide behind the darkies!"
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
That's pretty much what they're doing now TBH. They jump on board with minority causes even though their asses never leave the suburbs and they only associate with mayos because they somehow think that paying lip service to Black Lives Matter will end in Mommy Government paying for their laser hair removal so they can be the true wimmenz they are
1 shittyusernamelover 2019-04-18
Considering China has billions of leftists and is gearing up for World War III as well as several other left wing countries, I’d watch what you say, lmaooo
Doubt you’re going to last long in any conflict sorely outnumbered, cuck
You’ll go straight to the wall, don’t worry.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
LMFAO, you've got to be kidding me. Yeah, I'm sure you little LGBTQ+ chapotards would do beautifully under Chinese rule.
For sure. Absolutely. You little nonbinary NEETs are this close to starting le glorious revolution. Just gotta shitpost about it for a few more years, right?
Will this be before or after the second term that Trump is definitely gonna get?
1 shittyusernamelover 2019-04-18
I’m not gay or trans, but I support the community through and through. I don’t trust right wing media reports. China is more progressive than most countries and decriminalized homosexuality way before America did.
We absolutely are going to end you nationalist basement dwellers. Count on it. Regardless of what President wins in 2020, we’re growing in numbers and cannot be stopped. You will submit or die, preferably the latter.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
I genuinely hope you are a very committed troll.
China decriminalized homosexuality in 1997.
America never decriminalized homosexuality because it was never criminalized in the first place.
Right okay. A quick peek-o-roo of your post history says that you're a trucker who got the job to pay off student loans for a degree you're not even using.
Considering you people can't even navigate the basics like personal finance and planning for the future, Ima go ahead and not be afraid of yall puffin up your little feathers on Reddit.
BREAKER BREAKER ONE NINER, WE GOT OURSELVES AN EDGELORD, 10-4
1 shittyusernamelover 2019-04-18
I’m amused you’re so fat and pathetic you’ve got to dig through my post history and post a paragraph to try to cut deep into me. Keep trying, because you’re only making yourself look pathetic. Try getting out of momma’s basement for a while, Billy.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
🤔🤔🤔
Ima level with you chief, even if I were this basement-dwelling MAGA moid you believe me to be, it still wouldn't be as pathetic as a guy who became a trucker to pay off the student loans for his liberal arts degree
1 shittyusernamelover 2019-04-18
It was a science degree and I make well over six figures hauling chemicals. What do you do? Post on Reddit all day while suckling momma’s tet?
1 4odastream 2019-04-18
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY LITERALLY EDIT OUT GAY AND INTERRAIAL KISSES IN MOVIES COPE MORE FAG.
You gonna do a gunless revolution? You’re too scared of killing yourselves to own guns
1 shittyusernamelover 2019-04-18
I can’t speak for all leftists, but I own plenty and intend on using them when the time comes.
1 BasicallyADoctor 2019-04-18
I see, we've now decided that China is an actual example of True Socialism™️
And here I was thinking it'd never been tried!
1 shittyusernamelover 2019-04-18
Communism has never been tried, socialism has.
If you were educated and not a cuck of the right wing, you might know that, but I can see intelligence isn’t your strong suit, bitch lmaooo
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Fuckin got em
1 shittyusernamelover 2019-04-18
? Yes a classless, stateless society has never been established? I’m confused on how I’m “got,” cuck
1 4odastream 2019-04-18
Gonna need a rope for all that cope
1 BasicallyADoctor 2019-04-18
Socialism is when you have hundreds of billionaires and a huge private sector of multinational conglomerates that own everything from Fortnite to the infrastructure of African countries while you also cleanse your nation of minority cultures? Sign me up!
1 lostvoicescallingout 2019-04-18
Socialism has never been tried, the means of production in china are not socially owned, read your own fucking literature PLEASE
1 caliberoverreaching 2019-04-18
I know this is bait, but google what China does to trans people
1 lostvoicescallingout 2019-04-18
China isn't leftist, it's state capitalism, gtfo revisionist chud scum
1 shittyusernamelover 2019-04-18
GTFO fascist beta third positionalist
1 lostvoicescallingout 2019-04-18
imagine being a worse leftist than a fascist beta third positionist
1 shittyusernamelover 2019-04-18
Imagine being put up against a wall. Found our first volunteer! 👀
1 lostvoicescallingout 2019-04-18
lmao limp wrist, PLEASE start a violent revolution, I'm in the bussy bunker waiting
in the meantime, go join the Socialist Rifle Association where they'll lecture you on microaggressions while you stan for the neoliberal political establishment and pretend to be """revolutionary"""
1 shittyusernamelover 2019-04-18
Considering how often you post to Reddit daily, I’m assured you’re in top shape for any revolution, be it violent civil war or just getting up out of your bed. As long as you have your McDonalds, you’re ready for the next world war, amirite? Lmao get real. You don’t have the capacity to establish any alliances to crush us. You’re not ready for what’s coming, bruh.
1 lostvoicescallingout 2019-04-18
Go scroll through my post history, copy the post dates into an activity heatmap on a 24 hour day and get back to me sweaty
you've got no idea what kind of weaponized bussy will be deployed against your AIDS riddles cohorts. It's really, actually, eternally OVER for all the chapocels
1 shittyusernamelover 2019-04-18
I’ve got better things to do than to argue with a “bunker” (momma’s basement) dweller and make a heatmap of your posts lol like actually training for a conflict and working a decent job and having a social life. I’d say you should do the same, but I think you should keep doing what you’re doing bud. I have a feeling you’ll be an easy pushover when we drop a bunker buster over your home lmaooo
1 lostvoicescallingout 2019-04-18
wow SLAY QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN ❤❤❤❤
1 shittyusernamelover 2019-04-18
😘😘😘 ty ty
1 lostvoicescallingout 2019-04-18
don't cuck me now explain to me more about how you're going to massacre the chud masses
1 DannedFromBrama 2019-04-18
how can be same time so few pussy but so much pussy in thread ??
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2019-04-18
One of 'em looks suspiciously like Julian Assange.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Maybe it's his secret daughter
Errrr secret... son... I don't know the joke is it's his kid
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2019-04-18
Fuckin' rape babies man.
1 lostvoicescallingout 2019-04-18
they did my man assange like they did my boy manning 😭😭😭😭
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-04-18
you havent seen julian in a while
that poster looks a hell of a lot better
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS ONE
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
🤔Well now. That explains everything🤔
1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-04-18
look at all that bussy
its a bussy-bonanza
1 e-guy 2019-04-18
OH NO NO NO NO
LOOK AT THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS!
imagine not being a beautiful dramanaut and instead being an ugly chapo. You could just make the choice to transition CtD and be attractive!
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
https://i.imgur.com/XjAZfGC.jpg
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
I'm pretty sure it's the rare tranny chopstick, typically avoided due to tiger parents beating that nonsense out of them at a young age
Prolly adopted by mayos
1 ChateauJack 2019-04-18
LMAO
M
A
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I love Chapos so much
1 rocinantebabieca 2019-04-18
Please make this a post
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-04-18
jesus at least put in some effort chapos being a woman is probably more work than that
1 DoubleJalapenoPizza 2019-04-18
I personally treasure watching their speedruns
1 Ecclesia_Andune 2019-04-18
fucking dead lmao
1 Dogcheese- 2019-04-18
Some of these are so perfect. The best is try to find out if they’re male transitioning to female or female transitioning to male
https://m.imgur.com/a/kaOBnRQ
Take a guess on this one.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
Maybe that'll be how the evil tranny soldiers in the glorious gulag torture us chuds. They'll make you guess their birth gender and if you get it wrong you get the bullet, which they throw at you, because they can't have guns on account of the dark humors
1 Dogcheese- 2019-04-18
u/distortedlines you’re the expert on this super mutant menace. What should we expect when they rise up?
1 willgetbanned242 2019-04-18
Let's see how you look like bud
1 Wild_Hunt 2019-04-18
/u/ComedicSans why hath you sided with the Ch*pos?
1 snallygaster 2019-04-18
Do you really want to sacrifice the entirety of this sub to make fun of chapos for a few mins?
1 Wild_Hunt 2019-04-18
Do I get banned as a liability if I say yes?
1 rnjbond 2019-04-18
These are the same people talking about owning guns and leading s violent revolution?
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-04-18
I honestly hope that they completely let him off the hook. I've never seen drama so feverish, but so boring. At least watergate-cels had something to look forward to.
1 selbbircs 2019-04-18
Even if they found a smoking gun, the Senate needs a super majority to convict. Nothing will happen. At least Bill's impeachment trial had funny joke fodder. We already know the President's clueless.
1 RunescapeFootModel 2019-04-18
Barr summary bad
Redditor summary good
1 high_side 2019-04-18
Well there's more quotes...
1 betazoom78 2019-04-18
Copecalypse now jfc
1 jorio 2019-04-18
Yawn.
Enough with this dog and pony show, there are real issues to focus on.
FreeBritney
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-18
You laugh, but there is genuinely more evidence for Britney being held against her will than there ever was for collusion
1 xlhat 2019-04-18
Aren't loonies usually held against their will ?
1 Shit___Taco 2019-04-18
I know, this is such BULLSHIT!!!! The deep state could bring down Drumpf, so they turned their guns on poor innocent Britney. I hope Pelosi is finally satisfied with the one scalp she was able to claim.
1 betazoom78 2019-04-18
To all the nerds who are asking for a tl;dr the Mueller report is 448, the average wizard shit novel is around 486.71 pages.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-04-18
out of all the people who will endlessly comment about this report, what is the o/u on % of people who will actually read it?
my guess is like 3-4%
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-04-18
More like 0.3-0.4%
1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-04-18
I honestly, absolutely believe no more than a few hundred or thousand will read the full report. The people in intelligence agencies, news organisations, maaaybe a few really interested PolitSci professors, apart from that? People just want to know if it benefits their efforts to Impeach or if it gives them license to gloat over the left wing 'witch hunt' turning up nothing. They want a snappy title and four bullet points, not four hundred pages.
1 Box_xx 2019-04-18
why read when i can just get bukkaked with headlines from vox.net?
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-04-18
or just read the juicy parts of daddy acting retarted
you can't misrepresent that
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-04-18
The real question is how many people will let the TV explain it to hem and then tell everyone they read it?
1 jwil191 2019-04-18
99% don’t even read past the title of articles they are commenting on
1 ManBearFridge 2019-04-18
As in the whole thing? That's pretty generous, I wouldn't think even a whole percent.
1 XxStarwarsfan92xx 2019-04-18
The time it would take someone to get through this is probably less than the time of Capeshit: Endgame. But we all know what policels will be doing 😂🤣🤣😩
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-04-18
I should just post some made up quote in there about the piss tape being confirmed true and see how much traction it gets.
1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-04-18
Buy Dramacoin NOW!
1 high_side 2019-04-18
How does this get yang appointed president?
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2019-04-18
1 24HER032 2019-04-18
this is your finest work yet
1 cuteman 2019-04-18
How does he consistently produce such strong work?
1 Sea_Safer 2019-04-18
daddy
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-04-18
yes, retards finally got their representative
1 Cardboard-Samuari 2019-04-18
Brother you must go and spread your message to the politics subreddit now
1 Cheezemansam 2019-04-18
He can't keep getting away with it.
1 Rileyman360 2019-04-18
I appreciate the mileage you’ve gained with this account.
1 Ziggs_Boson 2019-04-18
Don't forget to link the megathread from /r/the_mueller
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Thanks fam.
1 matt123hihat 2019-04-18
I mean this seems pretty fucking damning no?
1 Ziggs_Boson 2019-04-18
To be honest, no. Given his track record on Twitter and in the press, I'd be much more surprised if he'd just said something like "Alright then" with a stoic face.
1 matt123hihat 2019-04-18
Sure if it’s true I meant.
Regardless, the report does make him look like a bigger dumbass than I would’ve imagined. Not like anything’s gonna happen to him.’
1 Ziggs_Boson 2019-04-18
We've been seeing articles for months stating a belief that Mueller's report wouldn't conclude anything criminal, just politically damning. We'll just have to see how politically damning it is come November 2020.
1 matt123hihat 2019-04-18
He’s gonna win again lmao
1 Kinojitsu 2019-04-18
Honest to god that'd be hillarious as fuck
1 Michelanvalo 2019-04-18
How did you not know that Trump was a dumbass?
1 matt123hihat 2019-04-18
The degree of dumbassery was questionable
1 Honesty_From_A_POS 2019-04-18
He literally says later in the paragraph that these things go on for months and he won't be able to get anything done.
To me, this is more about the efficiency and face of his presidency than admitting guilt.
1 matt123hihat 2019-04-18
I hope you’re not suggesting I read into what I post?
1 CanuckLiberty 2019-04-18
Out of context, he was saying that if presidents get investigated then it takes up so much of their presidency that it’s over <— we’re here but it’s not over
He said “I’m fucked” because he thought the rest of his presidency would be only investigation and nothing getting passed
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-04-18
Nah. It just shows he cracks really easily under pressure and has no goddamn discipline in front of others.
1 Metatron58 2019-04-18
SEEETHING
1 matt123hihat 2019-04-18
This but unironically
1 BoostedBraps 2019-04-18
Oh boy. Time to go make some popcorn.
1 shamwu 2019-04-18
Overheard in Oval Office after Mueller's report: “He got me,” Trump said of Mueller's dunk on him. "That f***ing Mueller boomed me." Trump added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times. Trump then said he wanted to add Mueller to the list of investigators working on Hillary Clinton's email servers.
1 fauxbreaux 2019-04-18
Micheal Cohen yelled, “There you go!” Nancy Pelosi gave a look of pleasant surprise. AOC belted, “We got a fucking squad now.” And before Rob Mueller hit the locker room door, ex-FBI star James Comey hugged him & said, “Y’all look so different.”
1 geckosheer 2019-04-18
Sources: Trump is beside himself. Driving around downtown Washington DC begging (thru tweets) Comey's family for address to Mueller's home
1 shamwu 2019-04-18
I heard he was playing Papa Roach’s “Last Resort”
1 detroitvelvetslim 2019-04-18
/NBA is objectively the best sports forum on the internet.
1 aalamb 2019-04-18
i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about mueller. u wouldnt say this shit to him at the white house, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.
1 YetAnotherUsedName 2019-04-18
Is he behind you right now?
1 Named_NPC1 2019-04-18
I'm also aware of NBA memes
1 shamwu 2019-04-18
Thanks for sharing
1 Bcbp10 2019-04-18
Page 181
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I don't really know what any of this means, but it sure does sound like libcels got eternally btfo
1 LongPostBot 2019-04-18
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1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
So Daddy was so retarded that he actually did obstruct no collision.
Sometimes drama really do come true.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-04-18
I’ll dumb it down for you. They couldn’t find any direct quid pro quo of a tit for tat agreement of we will give you X for doing Y. X or Y being something like attempted voting system infiltration which Russia tried anyways according the what congress actual agrees on about all this.
1 high_side 2019-04-18
It's weird he'd obstruct the investigation into this nothingburger.
1 nanonan 2019-04-18
It's wierd that this report clearly shows there was no obstruction.
1 high_side 2019-04-18
Sorry, what?
1 Cole-187 2019-04-18
oh this is gonna be good
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
I need a stiff drink now.
1 MtheDowner 2019-04-18
Unilateral collusion baby.
1 4odastream 2019-04-18
Leddit
1 istural 2019-04-18
How do people survive being so retarded?
1 S3z1n 2019-04-18
Sigh
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-04-18
/u/idfshill gonna need your hot cope take on this one bby
1 IDFSHILL 2019-04-18
The report was everything I had hoped for.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-04-18
the report brought your dad back?
1 happyorangejuce 2019-04-18
Elaborate. Seems pretty boring tbh.
1 Megazor 2019-04-18
Trump =
HitlerJesus confirmedPolitics is evolving since it's not a capeshit or wandshit reference
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
The Bible is the original cape/wandshit.
1 selbbircs 2019-04-18
The Dems can bitch all they want but without a Senate super majority, shit doesn't even matter.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-04-18
Meh the house is about to open probes into his finances and muller said in the report they can open their own obstruction investigation outside of DOJ standards without Barr involved. So get ready for more. It’ll be solid attack dirt for 2020 even if they don’t go to impeachment with it.
1 wiking85 2019-04-18
I'm pretty sure this was the plan all along.
1 telandrias 2019-04-18
Doubt it. I think even the elected dems are scared of the media at this point. The media posts headlines daily about trump committing treason, colludjng with russia, banning guns or supporting some green new deal building trains instead of nuke plants.
Most people only listen to five corporations that produce all the news and those corps back the most retarded candidates possible because lets be honest, dramacels at their PEAK can't even compete with journalists and their agendaposting.
1 Assault_Rabbit 2019-04-18
Mueller literally cited opinion blogs in his report lol.
1 The_runnerup913 2019-04-18
Tl:dr, I’m not charging a sitting president, do your job Congress
1 high_side 2019-04-18
We already knew that tho.
1 Comeandseemeforonce 2019-04-18
Does anyone love days like these, free my willy ㊙️
1 respaaaaaj 2019-04-18
lol this doesn't sound anything like Barr's statement
1 _Mellex_ 2019-04-18
This is like when the conspiracy nutters got the JFK files lol
1 Honesty_From_A_POS 2019-04-18
HOT take:
House impeaches Trump
Senate does not convict Trump
Nothing changes
1 high_side 2019-04-18
The DJIA might.
1 serial_crusher 2019-04-18
That is literally a post on the r/politics megathread. I did not make it up.
1 Working_Trash 2019-04-18
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.
1 serial_crusher 2019-04-18
is this real life?
1 Working_Trash 2019-04-18
It's just pasta
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Are people eating the pasta?
1 ay_what_is 2019-04-18
Do you not recognize the pasta
1 high_side 2019-04-18
You're sharp.
1 Shellynoire 2019-04-18
Please link it.
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-04-18
The great news is Muller dropped a couple hints in the report that he wants congress to do something to Trump for his obstruction. If we are lucky then the house will start impeachment proceedings and dramacoin will skyrocket.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-04-18
yeah im pretty sure dems knew this would happen but they know they can just imply its incriminating and keep bringing it up until the next election
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
It's a decent game plan, IMO.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-04-18
probably the plan all along, they have to have known how much bullshit they were talking about russian hackers and all that shit
its not like dems are squeaky clean and clueless about how to cheat
1 ManBearFridge 2019-04-18
The report and Barr confirms the Russian hackers.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-04-18
lol no it doesnt just give up already
1 ManBearFridge 2019-04-18
Yes it does friendo. That was confirmed pretty much after the election.. That's why there was an investigation.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-04-18
Cool flair bro
1 shadowbanned2 2019-04-18
lol coping so hard
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-04-18
lmao dude who u fooling we all know whos coping and will be until the next election
1 qksj29aai_ 2019-04-18
and for the next four years
1 Dolphin_McRibs 2019-04-18
It's what Trump did with Hillary.
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Exactly.
1 ztoundas 2019-04-18
I'm gloping super hard rn
1 adityawizkid 2019-04-18
Is Mueller (((OUR))) guy???
1 [deleted] 2019-04-18
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1 dedragon40 2019-04-18
Wait so basically now they’re going to try nail him on obstruction. Literally his whole shtick from the beginning was to obstruct or stop the investigation because he believed it was a witch hunt for political purposes and a waste of taxpayer money (and let’s be honest he probably is hiding something).
With this report, it turns out the narrative of Trump being a Russian agent/puppet/cockholster was in fact a witch hunt. So the next move is trying to impeach him because he objected to an investigation that drained his political capital and turned out to be a witch hunt?
How the fuck have Americans managed to survive for 241 years? Notre Dame is France’s punishment for sending so much as a bullet to this continent of morons.
1 GoogMastr 2019-04-18
Gonna steal this and post it in the r/Politics threads thanks babe
1 dedragon40 2019-04-18
By all means, go ahead. I’m saving my ban for the 2020 election.
1 high_side 2019-04-18
🕵
1 dedragon40 2019-04-18
The scope of investigation was Russian collusion. That accusation has been shown to lack evidence. I don’t believe Trump is a total fucking moron, and you’d have to be a total fucking moron to behave the way Trump did if you haven’t done anything questionable. This can’t even be dismissed as lib conspiracy theories, the Mueller report said the same thing with regards to his behavior.
There is literally no other explanation for his behavior, unless you’re going to buy into the media’s image of him being an illiterate demented lead-poisoned-brain boomer.
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
PM me for an exciting business opportunity.
1 dedragon40 2019-04-18
Fine, you caught me, I do. Can I still PM you?
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Yes 😈
1 nanonan 2019-04-18
97% of the media wielding pitforks in that witchhunt plus his regular ridiculously bombastic communication style explains his behavior. What do you think explains it?
1 Ziggs_Boson 2019-04-18
When you cope so hard you can't even type swear words
Fucking lol
1 tendiesreee 2019-04-18
It's over. This is the beginning of the end. The walls are closing in on Trump's presidency. What an absolute BOMBSHELL!
1 Thor-Loki-1 2019-04-18
Who has the popcorn?
1 high_side 2019-04-18
A different sub.
1 ardasyenden 2019-04-18
It’s a good day.
1 SSSSSoupy 2019-04-18
I'm just making popcorn. Might as well put the ungodly amounts of salt to good use.
1 TheOtherGuy9603 2019-04-18
TIL bencil sharpeniro isn't well liked on t_d
1 ardasyenden 2019-04-18
Regardless of what else happens moving forward, Trump's Presidency is effectively over. He's going to be investigated and most likely impeached for this every single day for the rest of his Presidency. He's going to get absolutely hammered every single day leading up to any potential election where he would be the nominee over this issue and he will be buried by it. Every single down-ballot candidate is going to suffer for being associated with Trump in any way, shape or form.
Trump is finally done.
EDIT: This comment pissed off the Russian trolls holy shit.
THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGERS
1 irvgotti56 2019-04-18
Did you just copy and paste this from another sub?
1 ardasyenden 2019-04-18
yes
forgot the arrow lol
1 Bmarquez1997 2019-04-18
I think this has to be my favorite response on the T_D megathread
1 high_side 2019-04-18
Why not just abolish term limits?
1 Hellkyte 2019-04-18
I kind of love what the report is saying. My interpretation is: "Trump really tried to obstruct justice but he wasnt a good enough leader to do it"
1 nanonan 2019-04-18
More like everyone but Donald realised they'd be having a gruesome accident at the gym if they tried to oppose the deep state.
1 MarioBuzo 2019-04-18
CHAMPAGNE!
1 MG87 2019-04-18
600 comments? I might as well just through 400 fucking pages
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Yeah you're late to the party.
1 MG87 2019-04-18
Oh well
1 Albert_Borland 2019-04-18
mfw /r/drama gets political :|
1 sirredthebig 2019-04-18
Seth Abramson is a gift.
1 Non_Pirater1879 2019-04-18
My god, Mueller spent years to say that maybe Trump maybe did a crime?
1 rnjbond 2019-04-18
Everyone is upset, great drama
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1 kesselarc 2019-04-18
/r/fuckthealtright also has a few hilarious takes https://www.reddit.com/r/Fuckthealtright/comments/bemy0f/page_290_of_mueller_report_trump_upon_learning_of/el7qvqp/
From the moment you became president you were fucked, more fucked then anyone in the entire history of the world. And that includes Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John Fucking Kennedy. In fact, if Archangel Michael himself had landed down from Dallas that fateful day and given JFK a choice between two fates – his or yours – he would have kept on smiling and waving until Oswald’s bullet ended all that. If Crassus - a man whose naked greed ended up him being killed by a face full of molten gold had to make that choice, he would ask for seconds in case the first wasn’t enough. Ala ad-din Muhammad, a now obscure ruler of Persia who made the fateful mistake of insulting another then obscure ruler to him, Genghis Khan, ended up having such a fuckstorm of pure death unleashed on his country that Iran took until 1920 to recover in population. He too, would choose to insult the Khan, and probably send a few rude drawings of himself and Genghis’s mother to make sure he didn’t have to sit in your hot seat because it’s about to left the Sun in shadow.
Where to begin? It’s like stepping into the Library of Alexandria. Except it never burned down. And they kept updating it to this day. And every book was filled with childish insults, depraved perving, idiotic nonsensical statements, senile ravings, stupid faces, and debasement of the United States of America in a way that has not and will not ever be repeated. For no other idiotic moron inbred lunatic in history had cameras, recorders, phones, aides aiming for lucrative book deals and fucking Chinese goddamn spy satellites following his every move, 24/7. And that is just the last few years – which have felt like a century. You were a known bag of the runniest dogshit way, way before that. Like boy, my puppy once ate three donuts and a bag of gummi bears when she learned to open doors. You leave her in shame.
Where the fuck will I begin, Donald? Is it the time you speculated about your infant daughter’s hot tits? Is it the time you were told not to look at an eclipse and you did? Is it the time you told your personal doctor to lie about your weight in a physical? Is it the time you started your presidency by exaggerating your audience size? Is it the time you hit on an Irish reporter in the Oval Office while the cameras were running? The other time you told another doctor to lie about your weight in a physical? Is it the fifteen times Angela Merkel had to explain how trade in the EU works?
Is it the time you had a fight with a Gold Star family? The time you pretended to be working by shifting papers randomly so you wouldn’t have to talk to the reporter? The time you said “You’re the puppert, you’re the puppet, you’re the puppet” on live TV? Is it the time you told a seven year old he was too old to believe in Santa around Christmas? Is it the time you cheated on your wife, who has given birth to your son, whom you named after a fake identity you made you to suck your own dick in a live phone interview, with a pornstar, who compared your dick to a mushroom, then tried to silence her?
Is it the time you said the thing in common with your daughter – another one – is sex and how you would date her if she wasn’t your daughter? Is it your revolving door of an administration? The time suggested us Finns don’t have forest fires because we rake our forests? Is it the time when you couldn’t name a single Bible verse? The other porn star? Is it Mooch, Spicey, covfefe, Omarosa, Cohen, Flynn, the very important nuclear and cyber, hamberders in the White House, 5th Avenue, and grabbing the pussy? It is impossible to choose.
Every day – every fucking day of since you decided to run for president AGAIN – has been filled with you. Everywhere, all the time. With the exception of uncontacted tribes in the Amazon and those guys in Andamans who throw spears at helicopters and missionaries, everyone knows who you are. You’ve achieved the ultimate ascension of narcissists. I tip my hat and hate to you Donald. You have become immortal. All presidents do, but never again will such a perfect collection of all the negative traits of humanity with zero of the redeeming ones occupy the highest office of the planet Earth. You have branded your name on the human collective memory for eternity. All what I mentioned above is a mere fraction of the total. How could you not be? You think we still wouldn’t be watching live footage of Caligula or Henry VIII all the fucking time if they had HD cameras following their every move?
So yes, you are fucked. You will be forever fucked by history in the worst fucking ways it has ever devised, as those who supported and voted for you become a dwindling memory and a joke. It will just be about you in the end, just like you wanted. The magnitude of the humiliation conga that will be visited on your syphilis-ridden senile ass will make whatever a hypothetical offspring of Giĺles de Rais and Hieronymus Bosch could dream up in his wildest fucking acid trip look like Peppa Pig.
And I chose to write how you will be fucked by history, because I quite frankly don’t have the stomach or the imagination to describe how hard the law will fuck you. Because like said, you are very good at leaving a trail.
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1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
Uh that guy sold probably be reported to the FBI.
1 nanonan 2019-04-18
God Emperor confirmed.
1 letter_of_resignatio 2019-04-18
So apparently it's over for trump but no one can point damming parts of report? Why is that?
1 sirredthebig 2019-04-18
Reminder that Seth Abramson is currently on a 400+ tweet rant about the report.
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
I added that to the sticky.
1 pm_me_vegs 2019-04-18
He is already at 450 and there are no signs of him slowing down.
1 anonymous93 2019-04-18
Capeshit was a mistake.
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-04-18
can’t stumpf the trumpf
1 CrazyMoonlander 2019-04-18
I've been waiting on the SRD thread about the drama following the report, but there seems to be none.
How weird.🤔
1 Quietus42 2019-04-18
The cope is coming from inside SRD.