The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
I honestly wanna see the DDF go apeshit if Trump loses the reelection but at the same time I wanna see chapos and liberals continue their seething. Is the Yang dragon the best choice?
"The supposed best of the best were just frankly dumbfounded by the whole situation." Corsi was not charged, he added, because after six marathon interviews, "at the end of the day, they threw up their hands and said, 'We can't use any of this.'"
Only another boomer would try to get anything of use from apex boomer Corsi
Lol. Ffs, either daddy is an evil genius or this lot just stumbled drunkenly into the White House going, “holy fuck, where’s Hillary? What’s the red button that says ‘kill all humanity’ do? Where’s the tax breaks?”
I used to hang out there a lot to farm karma. Most people I encountered there knew he was an idiot.
But I wouldn't be that shocked if a decent chunk of people just have a hard time processing how someone as dumb as Trump could:
A) Become a billionaire.
B) make it into the oval office.
Society in general has a hard time coming to terms with stuff like this. It's why insane rich people are just called "eccentric."
Like I don't want this to sound partisan, either. Even if Trump were a liberal democrat I'd be calling him dumb. The way he speaks, the fact he can't string together a sentence, his absurd conspiracy pushing. He's very clearly not an intelligent person.
This is actually a real issue tbh. Capitalism has pushed the false narrative that the successful are where they are due to competence.
So we've got an entire class of "businessman" turned politicians with no idea what they're talking about, but due to their business success, the general population views them as competent.
Look shilly Daddy can fuck off but no need to go all chapo.
This is how it starts. Blaming capitalism for all that ails a peoples.
Reform Burger land ASAP (especially so that the smug fuckers from SRD can collapse) but pvt enterprise, free markets and the profit motive are good things.
Inequality doesn't matter as long as there's "a certain minimum income for everyone… a sort of floor below which nobody need fall even when he is unable to provide for himself".
PS did you fill ur quota for reeeeeesist posting yet today? When daddy gets his second term I’m just going to lurk your account, the cope-seethe paradigm that perpetuates from your type, really entertains me.
Lmao pizza you're a literal fucking NEET, don't go around blaming society and capitalism for your failures. You'd figure someone as wOkE and educated as you would be a billionaire by now, right?
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The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
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1 Hayteez 2019-04-22
This is the most based 9/11 theory I’ve seen
1 lnvincibility 2019-04-22
And very redpilled too
1 zergling_Lester 2019-04-22
Muslims did 9/11.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2019-04-22
Wow is that a racisism?
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-04-22
If it’s the truth it provably is
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2019-04-22
Ew don't talk to me
1 5T48J6ff 2019-04-22
Orange man bad yellow man good
Yang gang where yall at!??
1 Quietus42 2019-04-22
YangGang 2020 bby!
1 Doctor-Pavel 2019-04-22
/r/YangGang wher it at fam
1 pepperouchau 2019-04-22
>not welcoming Pete's homocracy with open arms and bussies
1 Quietus42 2019-04-22
I'm in the YangGang for the memes but my true bussy love is for Pete.
1 FoidBlaster 2019-04-22
I honestly wanna see the DDF go apeshit if Trump loses the reelection but at the same time I wanna see chapos and liberals continue their seething. Is the Yang dragon the best choice?
1 Quietus42 2019-04-22
Mueller's team be like
1 cragfar 2019-04-22
Only another boomer would try to get anything of use from apex boomer Corsi
1 MGTOWWOM 2019-04-22
https://i.imgur.com/Tc1GEaW.jpg
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-22
Lol. Ffs, either daddy is an evil genius or this lot just stumbled drunkenly into the White House going, “holy fuck, where’s Hillary? What’s the red button that says ‘kill all humanity’ do? Where’s the tax breaks?”
1 IDFSHILL 2019-04-22
Who the fk thinks Trump is a genius other than his base? Trump is likely a literal retard that has been falling up his entire life.
If Trump weren't born to a rich daddy he'd be eating out of a dumpster and preaching the end times with his trashbag raincoat on.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-22
Well on a day ending in Y you’ll find a slew of /r/politics posters convinced that Daddy is an evil genius.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-04-22
I used to hang out there a lot to farm karma. Most people I encountered there knew he was an idiot.
But I wouldn't be that shocked if a decent chunk of people just have a hard time processing how someone as dumb as Trump could:
A) Become a billionaire.
B) make it into the oval office.
Society in general has a hard time coming to terms with stuff like this. It's why insane rich people are just called "eccentric."
Like I don't want this to sound partisan, either. Even if Trump were a liberal democrat I'd be calling him dumb. The way he speaks, the fact he can't string together a sentence, his absurd conspiracy pushing. He's very clearly not an intelligent person.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-22
I die a little on the inside.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-04-22
This is actually a real issue tbh. Capitalism has pushed the false narrative that the successful are where they are due to competence.
So we've got an entire class of "businessman" turned politicians with no idea what they're talking about, but due to their business success, the general population views them as competent.
1 xlhat 2019-04-22
Look shilly Daddy can fuck off but no need to go all chapo.
This is how it starts. Blaming capitalism for all that ails a peoples.
Reform Burger land ASAP (especially so that the smug fuckers from SRD can collapse) but pvt enterprise, free markets and the profit motive are good things.
Inequality doesn't matter as long as there's "a certain minimum income for everyone… a sort of floor below which nobody need fall even when he is unable to provide for himself".
1 IDFSHILL 2019-04-22
I feel link invariably linking success to competence is a capitalist thing though.
1 xlhat 2019-04-22
😂 I get it.
Still don't go too far down the rabbit hole.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-04-22
PS did you fill ur quota for reeeeeesist posting yet today? When daddy gets his second term I’m just going to lurk your account, the cope-seethe paradigm that perpetuates from your type, really entertains me.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-04-22
Dude, are you a NEET?
1 d-amazo 2019-04-22
lol of course he is.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-04-22
His anti-capitalism rant sounds more like he’s just jealous.
1 d-amazo 2019-04-22
he spends all of his time on reddit making essay-long effortposts about shit that no employable or currently-employed adult would ever care about.
he absolutely is unemployed and lives off of the state. 100% convinced of it.
1 FoidBlaster 2019-04-22
Lmao pizza you're a literal fucking NEET, don't go around blaming society and capitalism for your failures. You'd figure someone as wOkE and educated as you would be a billionaire by now, right?
1 wow___justwow 2019-04-22
what about his good, great genes?
and uncle john?
1 Andlat_Vard 2019-04-22
OUT OUT OUT
1 tRUMPHUMPINNATZEE 2019-04-22
Bush had his moments. But you can tell he's at least English literate.
1 xlhat 2019-04-22
And they're also convinced that he's a retard.
1 HamsterGutz1 2019-04-22
So he's Dr. Evil?
1 xlhat 2019-04-22
Yet not as cool and his son is competent.
1 RandolphCox 2019-04-22
trump beat out 2 political dynasties with ease. beatin just clinton. sure maybe a fluke. beatin clinton n bush? genius. no other word than genius.
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-04-22
TBH I think it’s more Clinton’s fault being an incredibly unlikeable person who was completely disconnected from what voters wanted.
1 RandolphCox 2019-04-22
g.e.n.i.u.s.
1 xlhat 2019-04-22
Based and EnlightenedDespotismPilled. .
1 tHeSiD 2019-04-22
Well this is what you get for investigating a bunch literal idiots.
1 Momruepari 2019-04-22
That's one of the Cohen bros movies I haven't seen yet. Maybe I'll watch it later this week
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2019-04-22
It's not that good.
1 bittah_prophet 2019-04-22
A lot of people shit on it but it’s worth a one time viewing at least.
1 redmugofcoffee 2019-04-22
It has definitely improved with age
1 Thatlookedlikeithurt 2019-04-22
The question is who’s the guy who got shot in the closet?